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Almost Christmas Edition

>Balance Dataslate
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/chwd2fdd/warhammer-40000-balance-dataslate-deep-strikes-and-ap-in-the-crosshairs/

>Grotmas Advent Calendar (Daily new detachment reveals)
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/eiv2zqzc/the-2024-grotmas-calendar/

>Community Links:
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>3rd Party Models Pastebin:
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>Torrent:
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>10th Edition Rules:
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>How to make wargames terrain
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>Secret Level animation
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>Previous Thread:
>>94644846

>Thread Question:
Did you ever give someone a warhammer christmas gift?
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I don't like Warhammer forty-thousand
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>tq
god no
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Asking once more.
How does this list look? Will it be fun for me and my opponent?
I really don't like relying too much on large vehicles
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Dashing through the ash
In a one juggernaut open sleigh
O'er the battlefields we go
Chanting all the way
Bells on Nurglites ring
Making spirits blight
What fun it is to ride and scream
A slaying song tonight, Oh!

Jingle skulls, jingle skulls
Blood spills all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one juggernaut open sleigh
MAIM!
Jingle skulls, jingle skulls
Blood spills all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one juggernaut open sleigh

Now the ground is red
Go it while their fresh
Kill the girls tonight
Sing this slaying song
Get a bombing at the bay
Eight eighty for his speed
And hitch him to an open sleigh
And ill take the lead charge

Jingle skulls, jingle skulls
Blood spills all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one juggernaut open sleigh
MAIM!
Jingle skulls, jingle skulls
Blood spills all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one juggernaut open sleigh
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>>94649715
Why don't you run that through the Suno AI?
Maybe it comes up with a funny song
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>>94649670
first ever warhammer game against a fren
Orks vs Tyranids (both painted by me)
we used a trivet for the center objective lol
i won against her with my orks but we feel like 500pts orks vs 500 pts tyranids is a bit one sided so we're still making adjustments
was rly fun though, she had me in the first half
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>>94649670
>TQ
Gave my friend a carnivore as a gift and got a chaos lord with jump pack.
I really like the model and now I just need raptors to support him.
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>>94649679
This, but unironically
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Bros, how do you teach yourself and your brother to play 10th edition? I managed Kill team as it has a smaller amount of rules but 40k seems daunting with all the different types of rules to remember.
I haven't played 40k since 5th ed as well
>2008 was 16 years ago
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>>94649670
>tq
fuckin’ no. the people I care about who’re even aware of it think it’s gateway nazi shit, which is fair enough, given the behavior of gateway nazis. i only got into it through fantasy because the mmo in 2007 had all this hype around it, and then I heard about everything else
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>>94649754
If it's just you and your brother, literally just play.
The only daunting thing this edition is the rules commentary for all those specific interactions or fuck ups by the writers being too vague.
Most of the time rules are very straightforward and learning the game is a matter of familiarizing yourself with them.
I've got like 8 dudes that just started this edition playing at the club and they are getting the hang of it after a couple of games, now they need to get good.
Make your list with newrecuit or something like that so you have your unit rules near you, get your stratagems and the generic ones printed out and keep the commentary and core book pdf open to do word search if you need it.
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>>94649670
Post models and wips.
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>>94649670
>TQ
Actual models no, but I've gotten friends hobbying supplies pretty often. More minis just adds to their piles of shame, and I prefer giving people more practical gifts.
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>>94649754
Play a very tiny game
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>watched latest Cr1tikal video
>noticed he has a fucking warlord titan on his bottom shelf

Can anyone ID the models on the other shelves?
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>>94649777
Can easily make out a monolith on the middle shelf
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>>94649775
My main complaint is the constant changing of rules
>Buy core rule book
>Now out of date
>Have to rely on a 3rd part website, probably having to rely on checking the rules on 5 different tabs on two monitors
If only Gee dubya could into digital rules
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>TQ
yeah I got my bud a Chaos Lord so I’m hoping he doesn’t buy one himself before our Christmas party lmao
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>>94649786
they can, they don't want to
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>TQ
I have slowly corrupted most of my friend group by giving a kill team and some painting supplies as gifts to several of them. A couple didn't take to it but several of them did and have 1k+ armies now
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>>94649786
It's funny how many people I hear complaining about the constant rules updates these days when for decades the main complaint was how slow rules were to update.
It's also amusing to me to realize that for some it's not the data slates and point adjustments they're talking about but that three-year-long-editions are too quick of a turn around time for them to get an army painted up and on the table
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>>94649777
Top one is the WETA Titus statue and the collectors edition one
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>>94649801
Back then there were armies than didnt even have a codex for a full edition...
If they are still printing rules, they must be done correctly in the first try, needing only very minor tweaks. It is not like they are a small business than cant hire good designers.
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>>94649801
NTA but my complaint is them releasing physical rules in books and cards that are obsolete on release.
And them having the core rules and the commentary split.
All because they won't concede that online free rules is the best for the game.
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>>94649801
Gee dubya cant into balance, look at all their other games. They deliberately don't balance their shit
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>>94649812
If anything, codecies at this point should be all of the fluffy shit, like ideas for terrain suited for each army, lore blurbs and paint schemes while the crunch is free online rules that are visibly and easily updated.
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>>94649815
The point of them balancing the game is to build hype and generate discussion to boost sales.
It's the same reason they still have codex releases. It's purely a marketing strategy.
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>>94649777
>watching that faggot
kill yourself, unironically
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>>94649819
The issue is most people wouldn't buy them if that were the case, GW knows that 90% of the people that buy codexes are buying them purely for the rules, it's why they started packaging matched play rules into crusade books in 9th, they knew that far less people buy narrative books than matched play rulebooks and did it to boost sales, and it worked. GW are never going to willingly give up a massive income stream just to make things better for players.
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I was recently given a broken FDM printer that I have managed to fix.
Could one of you kind gentleman tell me where I can get STLs for ruin similar to pic related?
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>>94649819
I've been saying that for a while.
A codex should be a fancy reference and background book, with fancy art and hobby stuff like heraldry, markings, colour combinations, ideas whatever.
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>>94649832
But how long can they keep pushing with the day 0 invalidated rules before people who buy codecies for rules clue in and get sick of it?
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>>94649821
>It's the same reason they still have codex releases. It's purely a marketing strategy.
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>>94649801
lets be more precise:
for decades the main complaint was how slowly issues with the rules get addressed while now on top of that people whine about how fast rules that didn't need to change end up changing nonetheless.
the 3-years-edition system makes codexes an all around terrible purchase, so much so that even limited edition versions have abysmal resale value and GW shoves the codexes in the army boxsets merely to bump the price further.

at this point they should be more honest with what they're selling and sell the codex in 3 packets: one booklet which is just packed with background and artwork, one booklet which is a collector's guide for the kits of the army, including designer comments on the newer models and a section for the older (perhaps soon mto) models, and one booklet which is just rules, cheap enough to not make it an atonal waste to print the errata and faq and glue them onto the page or for gw to have a program where it can receive outdated rules booklets as returned products and hand out a coupon

at least the art booklet and products guide would have collectable value
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>>94649777
Well at least he's funding poor, little GW
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>>94649840
Forever, the people who cry "oh no my entire codex is now invalid because one sentence changed" have always been turbofaggots never taken seriously by the majority. You also have a lot of the old school wargamers who like the feel of a book in your hands whilst you play and for whom the cost of a codex is negligible. For a lot of long time players a codex may even be their yearly purchase from GW which actually does more to keep them engaged with the hobby than if the rules were free online, since there'd be no feeling of needing to get them, so gradually they'd just lose interest in the hobby. The reason why most put up with it is because they'd rather have a balanced game so they'll put up with codex adjustments. The app is probably the best compromise GW are able to make.
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>>94649811
Would the Tau potentially become Necron level in tech if they were left for their own devices? Am I looking too deep into this?
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>>94649900
There's no way he painted it himself, he either bought it already finished off of ebay or paid a commission studio to do it for him. I imagine everything he buys is likely from a commission painter or studio so he's paying them way more than GW.
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>>94649914
can't even see them getting to dark age tech level
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>>94649919
even with their ingenuity? Fucking hell they are fucked in that case if they can't improve
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>>94649670
>TQ
Not 40k, but I got my sisters one of the Underworld games (Gnarlwood), because they both like board games and DnD. They loved it, younger sis enjoys painting ceramics and quickly embraced the model painting too, and both expressed interest in further bands, so they got a few, and this year they will receive Warcry - Crypt of Blood. And maybe next year, one of the fomo boxes in AoS. And then probably starter for 11th. Generally, Age of Sigmar has bigger appeal with them, but slowly trying to convert them to 40k too, both seem to like Tyranids, Orks, Sisters and Death Guard, so I am considering letting them paint something from my pile of shame.
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>>94649905
the long time wargamers are not buying the codexes anymore
the yearly negligible purchase is better done on a plastic kit that will be inevitably released alongside the codex
and if you need an overpriced piece of paper that stops being enough on day one in order to remain invested then the game doesn't deserve people to be invested in it and gw should fix its core issues to begin with
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>>94649914
>Am I looking too deep into this?
yes
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>94648483 #
Harlequins? In a discount box? I don't believe it
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>>94649773
Working on chosen, trying to figure out the color for the scabbard. Any thoughts?
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>>94649773
Those aren't your models, you just grabbed them from the previous thread.
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GW could easily do rules via a subscription to an app and make more than one codex purchase per edition
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>>94649949
Tan to help it pop.
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>>94649773
Can't wait to see how they turn out, man.
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>>94649959
The funniest part is how much you think about me and spend your time making tributes to me.
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>>94649953
I'm not paying for digital rules.
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>>94649964
>says the terminally online throoder to a 3 minutes shop
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>>94649938
Why do you hurt me like this.
This is all I have left.
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>>94649938
I wouldn't call 3 kits and a hero going from resin to plastic a range refresh.
I don't even think you're getting all 3 in this edition.

Any luck in finding the dark eldar sketchbook yet?
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>>94649977
DE need those resin models in plastic but I reckon hellions are due an update too.
Or maybe we'll get a new unit alongside the refresh
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>>94649981
What's the problem with hellions now?
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>WHFB Dark Elves; gay & lame
>40k Dark elves; cool & edgy
I think it might be the lizards famtbhq
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>>94649933
my bad, I just find it interesting you know?
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>>94649999
>faggot conclusions
>faggot image
>faggot poster
yep, it's the guy
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>>94649999
fuck wrong image and i got quads
>>94650004
Sucked in cunt you're 4 digits off
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>>94649941
Please God, I want clowns to be relevant again
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>>94650001
Well, if you want more food for thought, the necrontyr had quite a different context compared to the tau which led to a different development

their cancerous physiology pushed them to obsessively research a solution, while for tau development isn't a necessity
the necrontyr lived at the outskirt of the galaxy with little to no contact or understanding with the metaphysical, or with many other races either, since the galaxy was young and so calm they could traverse it in sublight generational ships, while tau see coexistence as a necessity to survive abd thrive and are starting to witness the metaphysical
the necrontyr existed for a long time and from what we got to see their main issue was intercine wars, these created a level of competition within their technological arts, the tau are young, they barely got a chance to look inward in perfection of their craft to even a remotely similar degree
the necrontyr received a considerable technological boost from contact with the c'tan, from liberating themselves from the limits of fleshy bodies, and from scavenging the spoils in the war against the old ones, the best the tau can reliably access to retroengineer is the imperium's technology

IF there is a path for the tau to grow like the necrontyr it is very far in the future and in a very different galaxy
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>>94649999
Those aren’t elves though, those are space marines and sisters of battle.
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>>94649977
this art is beautiful
>>94650038
yeah makes sense, still the Necrontyr were pretty advanced even before the ctan but yeah they definitely got a major boost and a curse from them
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>>94649977
“Gee, how come your mom lets your helmet have five faces?”
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>>94649914
How long would they need?
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>>94649777
>>94649778
It looks like he has a bunch necron models including the doomstalker, nightbringer and void dragon c'tan
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>>94650054
probably eons, wouldn't be surprised if it takes them less than the time humanity took to get to the peak of their tech level before falling from grace
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World Eater detachment is out.
3 blessings of Khorne to 2/3/4 champions/characters and their units (Depending on army size) every battle round seems neat.
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>>94650063
>>94649778
>penguin0 is a necronfag

At least it ain't votann or eldar
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>>94650073
Link it, WarCom is currently broken for me
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>>94650077
https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_grotmas_detachment_world_eaters_vessels_of_wrath_dec2024-id2xjrtkac-mhbxx3xegb.pdf
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>>94650073
Then link it

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_grotmas_detachment_world_eaters_vessels_of_wrath_dec2024-id2xjrtkac-mhbxx3xegb.pdf
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>>94650076
nta what's wrong in the Necrons?
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>>94650079
>This stratagem
NEAT
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>everyone else gets some cool detachments
>SoB gets a shitty one that is made even worse by the recent nerfs

FUCK GW
FUCK GW
FUCK GW
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>Join us in a few months for World Easter, our next seasonal Warhammer crossover… In the meantime, we’ve saved the goodest boys for last: the Space Wolves arrive tomorrow.
What's for spehss woolvs?
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>>94650054
Well they went to cavemen to sci-fi level tech in 6k years, so they're faster than us. Another 10k years of peace and prosperity probably.
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>>94650094
Leman Russ returns with a 40k model alongside the SW refresh
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>>94649993
The models look dated
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>>94650031
I will buy it if they do it, I want to add some clowns to my eldar
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Rolled 5, 1, 2, 5, 1, 5, 1, 6 = 26 (8d6)

>Good detachment ability
>Pretty meh enhancements
>Good stratagems
KHORNE HEAR MY PRAISES
ALSO FUCK ANGRON
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>>94650101
They’re based off of Highlander 2 villains.
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>>94650099
>the SW refresh
In your dreams. They have finally surrendered to the Codex. Blood Claws and Grey Hunters are on the way out, Reivers and Intercessors are here to stay.
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>>94650094
>Join us in a few months for World Easter, our next seasonal Warhammer crossover
GW is celebrating the bloodshed of god (who isn't god but his son, no you cannot question this paradox) with the 2nd wave for WE army confirmed!
Even gods may die!
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>>94650089
Miracle dice fucking blow anyways. Remove chance in a game of chance? Suck my dirty, peolapsed asshole
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>>94650089
Was the Exorcist ever good? I thought it was always mediocre even before the actually meta Castigator got released
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>>94650123
It has one of the coolest heads GW has ever released.
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>GW will make Artillery and Flyers great again!
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>>94650132
which one? Sister Daft Punk?
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>>94650132
while church head is cool my fav is the one just vibing with the organ music
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>>94649999
>I think it might be the lizards
counterpoint: what if they had monstrous lizards of their own?
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>>94650140
>>94650141
Yes.
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>>94650138
>GW will make the game shit again. So, I can act like a faggot and faceroll tournaments.
I wouldn't count on that. You're probably better off learning to play and not being a raging homo.
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Thundercav detachement tomorrow please
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>>94649972
Because your suffering sustains me.

...


...Hahahaha, sorry, sorry, I had to, I wish ya the best dude and may you get many snazzy models and cool themantic rules in the future, cheers.
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>>94650142
This art piece is like studying ancient art where you have to learn different cultures had different understadnings of perspective. The img name allowed me to understand it but its messy as. cool but messy
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>>94650157
>Non-primaris unit
No
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Less than 48 hours before HE arrives!!
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Based on my lunch, what armies do I play?
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I have spent almost $8k on clothes since the femstodes drop. That is all
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>>94650157
>Goodest Boys
>Space Wolves
Lol
Lmao even
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>>94650180
>The femostodes drop made him crossdress
You gonna post your boi-pussy in a thong or are you gonna be a tease ?
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We should get female daemon princess models, especially for Slaanesh. Not all daemon princes are former marines
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>>94650192
What kind of psychopath is that?
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>>94650076
NecronCHAD you mean
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>>94650177
Primarian Marines of Space (Ultra Marines)
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>>94650097
nta I feel like they have crazy potential but just can't improve due to the state of the galaxy and their size and limited experience compared to the others
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>>94650192
you don't give a damn about female daemon anything and just wanted an excuse to post that retched video
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>>94650203
necrons are so cool man
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>>94650219
I was gonna post a pepefrog with a fact sign but can't find it in my gallery so I just posted that
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>>94650203
>>94650224
Than anon is an eldar fag
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Another big W for Kinomunda

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/l9z3jr70/add-a-touch-of-the-divine-to-your-gang-with-the-koiron-ministorum-delegation/
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>>94650242
>necromunda gets kino models including actual squats
>40k gets crap

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
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Whatever happened to that gene stealer cult on Terra
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>>94650250
I personally like the cowboy robot because it’s goofy and funny what’s wrong with that imperial tank
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>>94650256
Lack of a bottom plate for the hull is what the image is implying is wrong with it.
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>>94650250
Paragon Warsuit should've been so easy. GW just needed to make them the SoB's version of Terminators (and similar proportions). Yet they managed to fucked it up
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I wish the 9th faction was something original like the Tau or Tyranids and not just another fantasy species but in space
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>>94650256
Not a guard player, but it's too round, redundant because the Russ exists and they conjured it out of their anus with no prior reference to it
An no bottom panel.
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>>94650252
>genestealer cult on Holy Terra
>should be disguised as some pilgrim cult or bureaucrats of the administratum
>no they're miners, because the models we sell are miners so every time a GSC shows up we have to depict them as the models we sell
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if gw cared about getting new players they would make some set called "my first space marine" box that has a few easy to paint models, paint, brushes, and instructions for cheap
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>>94650279
Nigga, half of us managed just fine as 12 yos. It's not a hard hobby to get into
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>>94650165
It's because I can't make it any better, so I make it worse and let the brain fills the gap.
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>>94650279
Anon they have those...
Do you know how to use fucking google?
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>>94650250
I hate marines in general, and more the new ones, but the cart and the nerf guns guys are just the worst garbage i've ever seen from GW.
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>>94650262
I fully believe that the paragon warsuits (unit) don't work because they were designed after the paragon warsuit (character), because the latter works while the former don't work because they're missing the flourish that on the character complete the silhouette
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>>94650303
Nope, I still can't take it seriously unless I imagine the pilot's got no legs.
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>>94650262
I honestly think nundams are pretty cool, dunno why those get so much shit here
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>Shoot melta
>Blow head off
your move
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>>94650307
Cool concept, bad execution
Too lanky and flat for how ornate sisters are
People are mad because these could have been a million times better looking.
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>>94650307
>I honestly think nundams are pretty cool
How is the weather on Planet Retard?
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>>94650306
Feet control the legs just as hands control the arms. It’s not even unrealistic.
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>>94650310
>primaris on a proteus
whoever made that should be shot
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>>94650307
Sanitized boring tastes mostly
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>>94650262
It's completely redundant. They already have the coolest walker in game.
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>>94650265
>but it's too round
It looks like a box on top of a box
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>>94650290
20 dollars for 2 models with zero paint lol
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>>94650324
You’re using redundant wrong
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>>94650306
but the legs sit fine within the paragon's thighs
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>>94650252
They've become Imperialized.
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>>94650318
>t. Boomer Marine mad that others have good relations with their younger battle brothers
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>>94650262
>>94650303
>>94650333
Nundams are dogshit from a conceptual point as well.
It's same old retarded babycarrier garbage as the dreadknight and centurions. None of it belongs in 40k and the faggot whoever came up with the original dreadknight babycarrier design deserves to get flogged.
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>>94650252
They died, of course, nothing to see here now, ignore the tyranids pushing towards segmentum solar.
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I'm still not over Primaris. I avoid playing against primaris armies and I have never bought one. Just don't like em
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>>94650392
Remember Primaris don't exist, Cawl just made some new power armour and wacky new vehicles by copying eldar, anyone claiming there are "newer" stronger space marines is clearly insane and/or a heretic
What is my source ? I made it the fuck up
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>>94650392
You are autistic
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>>94650392
>I avoid playing against primaris armies
you would need to actually own models to do that, which you don't
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>>94649801
Most people only play once every month- 2 months. For them the changes are a bit quick. Only lifeless turbo faggot alike sallyman and steel leagionanon play weekly.
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>>94650411
here's your free (You), it's on the house
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>>94650411
I don't know. I only play once a month and the changes to AdMech still feel like they come too slowly to me.
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Do you play your games with those shitty tournament terrain layouts?
Everyone in my club plays with them, even the casuals and the boards look and play like shit.
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>>94650406
I have around 9000 pts of painted models across 4 armies. I probably play more games more often than you as well. In short: I mog you.
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bits
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>>94650416
Yes. Otherwise you get the guard and tau players who want to replicate the open plains of Ukraine.
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>>94650418
>Space Marine
>Bones
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>>94650417
>no timestamped picture of a single model
I accept your concession, tourist
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>>94650416
Yes because ranges are too long and shooting too easy so we need these clusterfuck tables to make this garbage game remotely tactical
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>>94650417
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>>94650416
Yes, I love super dense terrain, planet bowling ball can get fucked.
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Me
>Alpha Legion, Death Guard, Death Corps, Tau (Kroot and Vespids)
Older tranny sister
>Night Lords, Eldar, Grey Knights
Younger brother
>Tau, Deathwatch, Space Wolves
Dad
>World Eaters, Orks, Ultramarines
Mom
>Word Bearers, Blood Angels

Is it zased and favored by the Emperor?
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>>94650418
sad there's no noise marine helmet to complete the cult heads
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>>94650413
I’m right, don’t act like a child just Ravager I impugned the character of your parasocial relationship targets.
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Is there a mega anymore for recent Black Library releases?
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>>94650440
No spoilers until after Christmas Eve.
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After all the noise I went and read the 3rd edition rules and I can see why people would like it so much. It looks much simpler and more straight forward than the current game while somehow also allowing a lot more customization and granularity everywhere. Looks a lot better paced too with how less lethal everything is between the rarity of big weapons and the restrictions to weapon range and movement to shooting. Why exactly is GW and people in general so against going that to that base instead of... whatever 10th is doing?
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>>94650467
That’s because you’ve never played a game of 40K in your life. Old rules fucking sucked.
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>>94650418
>Box of skulls 2: Marine corpse boogaloo
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>>94650448
>doubling down
>projecting
Really desperate, aren't we? Here, have one more pity (You)
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>>94650418
Oooooh, I like these. Shame about the lack of an EC head, but that’s a lot of cool skulls.
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>>94650474
Care to explain why?
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>>94650476
>half a spess muhreen instead of a decapitated knight head
They had one job and they still cocked it up
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>>94650418
I think they photoshopped the heads onto the bases in the demo pictures instead of actually building some models with these extras added to the bases.
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>>94649954
I mean the from the color tests I painted on the sprue.
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>>94650498
Their old scheme looks so good on modern models.
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>>94650502
In that case, go with the light grey. You need something to help it stand out.
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>>94649777
I can't stand this guy
>clickbaity title like "worst thing ever happened" but video is about random neighbour drama nr 9000 caught on camera
>video is one minute long but he streaches is to 8-10 minutes with pointless talk, to get ad revenue
He is possibly worst clickbait non content stretched to it's limits so he get ads money.
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>>94650418
>custodian helmet lying on the ground
I bet there'll be upsetting just at this
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>>94650519
Perfect for basing your Harlequins with
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>>94650498
Looks shooped to me
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>>94650490
He has none because he hasn't played an edition that didn't feature a Primaris.
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Who's the bitch between the chaos sister and the brown rogye trader supposed to be? Necrontyr?
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>>94650498
It's quite common for GW to photoshop stuff instead of building models. IIRC Abaddon model wasn't magnetised or build 3 times, but instead they photoshopped extra head options.
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>>94650543
>IIRC Abaddon model wasn't magnetised or build 3 times, but instead they photoshopped extra head options.
Where is your documentation?
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>>94650535
Tau water caste.
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>>94650535
Dunno ask artist or commissioner. I can only tell you there is no Black Lion on pic.
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>>94650535
Tau water caste. Also what the fuck is this art? You need to look hard to even notice it's 40k instead of some generic forgotten realms slop with a total of 0 helmets (except the based techpriest). It's like if you did a collage of 10 mediocre YA book covers.
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>>94650418
>no necrons
>no votanns
>no slaaneshi
>no demons
>no tzaangors
>no skitarii
>no knights
>no drukhari
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>>94649739
Even with restrictions on monsters and vehicles, (Like nothing over T12 or 12 wounds) 500 points is really hard to make fair.
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>>94650543
To this day every pic of the sword praetor for HH still has the helmet version looking like a giraffe because they put way too much bluetack during the pics.
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>>94650552
>a total of 0 helmets (except the based techpriest).
It isn't helmet, it's his bare(metal) head.
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>>94650549
>>94650552
This is not a tau.
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>>94650558
Properly built the model looks like this.
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>>94650418
still inferior to the existing skulls box
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>>94649915
He said on a podcast that he bought a whole lot of Necrons and Grey Knights off Ebay. I imagine the titan is among all those models, too.
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>>94650418
>>94650553
>skulls instead of cut off heads
>no knight head
gay
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>>94650552
look at the watermark in the top right corner
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>>94650564
It's not a replacement though?
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>>94650535
Most likely a female Navigator.
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>>94650570
This also comes from deviantart that's no excuse.
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>>94650310
So are there backpacks stored somewhere or do they take the whole chair when they need to get off? or are they just shackled into the speeder?
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>>94650535
Extremely gay fanart.
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>>94650579
There’s a socket in the seat that connects to the armour, presumably they leave their power pack at base.
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>>94650549
>>94650552
Don't look like Tau cuz no Y vagina on forehead.
>>94650574
Don't look like navigator because no 3rd eye and no nobilite symbols.
It's bad art overall
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>>94650490
Vehicle rules generally being kind of wank, being outclassed by monsters until the two more or less merged
A lot less strategic and tactical depth with no stratagem system
Endless tables for random effects
Templates making movement slow to a crawl since everyone had to be in perfect coherency while not dying to 1 blast weapon
Eldar were super OP
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>>94650589
The eye is under the chinese hat.
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>>94650498
GW didn't want people to think they didn't have minis
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>>94650552
>>94650583
>>94650589
It's a fantastic art. Seethe
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>>94650592
>Vehicle rules generally being kind of wank, being outclassed by monsters until the two more or less merged
Kinda true but wasn't really a problem since both monsters and vehicles were mostly limited in number 3rd edition
>A lot less strategic and tactical depth with no stratagem system
Ah yes so much depth from +1 to hit rolls.
>Endless tables for random effects
So you have to think around what is happening on table instead of just going +1 to hit rolls stratagem
>Templates making movement slow to a crawl since everyone had to be in perfect coherency while not dying to 1 blast weapon
Ok I give you that, spacing out to optimise against templates was a thing, still blast template is only "3
>Eldar were super OP
That's 7th ed.
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>>94650418
Meh. I'm skeptical until we get to see the whole sprue. Fucked-up helmets aren't that great when you can just cut up the actual original bits. It's really going to depend on how many things missed by the Citadel Skulls kit are caught here.
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>>94650519
Literally the first thing I saw after seeing it was a custardfag whining about there being a custodes helmet.
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>>94650610
It's generic slop, just like the one you posted now.
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>>94650610
>Ab plate
That's a male Eldar.
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bored today, so i'm going to go to GWs flagship store in london to troll them a bit

I said I was going to do this the other day but im lazy+it was too late to go out by then

what should I do to troll them? I was thinking of expressing interest in OOP models and older games than thr new shit, yet act like a new player
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>>94650573
thank god
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>>94650625
>what should I do to troll them?
False bomb/fire alarm.
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>>94650632
its london, thats already scheduled
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>>94650639
Then real bomb/fire alarm.
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>>94650625
Ask if they sell battletoads.
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>>94650418
neat
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>>94650618
Post it. I desure to see the seethe.
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>>94650592
I feel like most of these don't really apply to 3rd.
>Vehicle rules generally being kind of wank, being outclassed by monsters until the two more or less merged
The range, scarcity and movement penalty of heavier weapons made vehicles very resilient if used properly. Some parts of the rules for vehicles could be streamlined, though, like movment, but that's more QoL than strength in-game.
>A lot less strategic and tactical depth with no stratagem system
Stratagems don't add any depth. Just a lot of rulestracking and mental load.
>Endless tables for random effects
Not really? 3rd is very simple. Most tables, if you look at stuff like the late 3rd edition codexes (that already step into the codex design of 4th) it's only used during list building so it has no impact during actual play.
>Templates making movement slow to a crawl since everyone had to be in perfect coherency while not dying to 1 blast weapon
There was no need to be that careful. Blast weapons weren't everywhere and it doesn't really take any more time to spread your models than moving them closer. This is only ever a problem if you play with idiots and they'll find something else to fuck you with.
>Eldar were super OP
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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>>94650620
>buzzwordbuzzwordbuzzword

>>94650623
Its says "lady". Farseer armour does not have boobplate at all, even though the generic miniature is implied to be female.
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>>94650552
>It's like if you did a collage of 10 mediocre YA book covers.
lol I thought the same, reminded me very much fo YA style book art. I like the cute captured at the bottom left though
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>>94650519
what am i missing?
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>>94650610
no, it objectively isn't.
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>>94650657
The breastplate isn't the signifier, the stomach plate is.
Men have ab plate, women have tummy plate.
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>>94650657
>he used a descriptive word that triggers my autism help me nigger man AAIIIEEE
The art is generic slop and will remain as such.
It's nothing but a collage panorama shit of bunch of 40k OCs put into an image, it's not interesting or good image just because it's well done on a technical level.

Retard.
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>>94650625
You should lie less and not use the same lie as often.
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>>94650386
Based
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>>94650625
Put German military terminology in your speech and start conversations and WWII and how the Nazis actually did a lot of things right.
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>>94649833
Cults3d, Myminifactory, Telegram
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>>94650673
Women have ab's just the same as men.

>>94650674
>pls don't attack my brainrot :*(

>>94650669
It objectively is
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>>94650686
>ab's
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>>94650678
>how the Nazis actually did a lot of things right.
except winning the war lmao
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>>94650553
Does demons and necrons leaves remains?
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Don't reply to bad art anon's baits. He will use it as excuse to post more of his commissioned sloppa art.
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>>94650696
No, that's Tyranids
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>>94650697
sometimes
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>>94650697
Yes. Bits of chaos get left behind if they die in spectacular fashion.
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>>94650697
>Does demons and necrons leaves remains?
Daemons it's tricky and depends on writter, they shouldn't but sometimes they do for plot convinence.
Necrons sometimes, depends if they are in range of device that will phase them out like tomb or tomb ship, if they are out of range then no phasing out and they just are left there. You can also destroy tomb world to take some necron heads as trophies.
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>>94650716
Wasn't there some novel lore saying you could prevent necrons from reassembling or phasing out if you cut a specific tube in their neck or something gay like that?
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>-4 °C
Fuck it im going to prime these models and leave them outside.
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>>94650686
Both of those are dudes.
Only male eldar have ab armor, females have tummy armor.
Sorry, but you're a fag.
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>>94650702
the way they are reacting he's either a false flagger or yeah its some of their art or just a big fan of it
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>>94650535
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I just don’t get it how does one women have so many connections with GW and the TC people. People spend their whole painting careers trying to get into White Dwarf. But apparently having cat pictures with minis does the job. Fuck being a talented painter.
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>>94650744
nice cat
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>>94650173
It’s gonna be nice.
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>>94650722
man the more you get into Necron tech the less almighty they feel, not enough to completely be disregarded of course they will always be a menace to all factions with their broken tech but it definitely feels less like if they a push button the planet is gone or reality being their toy
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>>94650722
Didn't hear of it but anything is possible with BL books. There is a lot of stupid shit in BL novels, that is straight up ignored by everything else including other BL novels.
Tho Deathwatch had special bolts that prevented phasing out and repairs.
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>>94650734
One of them is a woman.
>Only male eldar have ab armor, females have tummy armor.
Lorelets have no shame. Have an official illustration from Alex Boyd.
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>>94650744
You’re not a talented painter though.
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>>94650564
do they even still sell that?
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>>94650173
I want to see the head options. I hope he has handsome and monstrous.
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>>94650744
Anon WD painting section was always full of shit. Couple years ago they showcased Horus Heresy Sons of Horus army, that included primaris... Why? Because painter was friend with one of WD editors. He also was using "Alan Bligh(main HH guy) told me it's good idea to use primaris in 30k army" despite Alan dying of cancer month before primaris announcment.
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>>94650744
It goes to show how thirsty 40k nerds are, she's a mid hoe and soaks up attention in every comment section for anything related to 40k. It's kinda funny her confirming she's married given the amount of simps she has online who defend her vapid e-whoring. She's one of those women who pretends that people actually give a shit about her because of her "talent" or because they share a hobby, when actually everyone only gives her the time of day because they think if they do there's a chance she'll let them fuck her.
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>>94650755
>Lorelets have no shame. Have an official illustration from Alex Boyd.
That's a male banshee. Only males have ab armor, check any box like guardians or fire dragons or dark reapers.
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>>94650756
I am not, I never said I am trying for WD, I just find it frustrating how this women has her hands in everything 40K.
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Has hype ever died faster than it did for plastic Krieg?
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>>94650697
If the person killing the Daemon believes they should leave a trophy, they do.
Most are too overwhelmed by the innate fear of Daemons to do so though.
The remains themselves have no bearing on the Daemon itself after 'death'.
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>>94650744
That would be cool. A friend of mine had a unit of ogres in an article for a painting contest here.
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>>94650773
>Alan dying of cancer month before primaris announcment.
He knew what was about to happen and decided to go early.
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>>94650675
>waa waa liar!

yeah shut the fuck up, im there right now
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>>94650781
New cadians are so bad that even those guys looks good in comparison.
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>>94650752
It's case with every faction. Codex is meant to sell you that your faction is the best, marines are the best, custodes are the best, guard can drown their enemies in bodies, nids will adapt and win, tau win by superior tactic and firepower, orks will just build stuff out of scrap and win, eldar will see the future and counter each enemy move, chaos is super powerfull and can do everything, necrons have such advanced tech they can't be countered.
Then come other faction codex or novel and suddenly they job hard, are killed by most retarded shit that should never kill them and their genius commanders are complete retards who only know how to order charge.
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>>94650781
How do you measure that? And why do you expect it to overshadow the much more hyped Eldar refresh? And what makes you think people would still be excited after all the time that's passed?
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>>94649914
In 2000 years (iirc) they went from discovering fire to exceeding most non-elite Imperial tech, so absolutely.
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>>94650804
Holy shit I see you
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>>94650781
The problem is that most IG players just don't want to play cavalry and would also prefer to not have a named character in a box, because that removes value from repeated purchases.
So in the end here you've only got a heavy weapon emplacement and 5 combat engineers. I don't think it matters how good the Death Riders are if the army's fans just aren't interested in fielding them.
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>>94650781
you're really desperate to force this meme aren't you
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>>94650418
>Zero necron casualties
Winning as always.
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>>94650804
I hate globohomo with every fibre of my being. In the 90's, the store would've been decorated with soulful cardboard cutouts and posters. Now it looks like a bloody mall boutique.
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>>94650808
NTA and this is just me but I was about to start a whole new krieg army and the enthusiasm has mostly calmed down which is good cause now I can finish wat I already have.
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>>94650818
That's because they phase out, dumbass
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>>94650819
there would also be 2 gaming tables, there is none
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>>94650425
Yes anon.
Space marines do indeed have bones inside of them
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>>94650781
Maybe cause GW has been silent about the Codex. I don’t understand it’s coming out next month and we have no new news. The worse thing I can think of is that it will come out at the very end of January.
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>>94650818
They don't leave corpses retard
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I haven't been involved with 40k since 2016 and early 8th ed, have there been any major developments with the blood angels since then?
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>>94650831
The newest refresh don’t make them cringe anymore
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>>94650827
Now you'll tell me that dreadnoughts have knees.
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>>94650831
They got a bunch of new models just a few months ago.
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>>94650831
Units got removed
Scupts got worse for non-characters
And oh uh Dante dispatched the 3rd Company to reinforce Armaggedon
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>>94650831
how much did you like wings?
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>>94650804
make sure you record yourself spilling your spaghetti in public
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>>94650831
90% of them died and were replaced by primaris so they essentially no longer exist.
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>>94650835
Of course not. They have vents.
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>>94650827
Yes ME!
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>plushies and merch everywhere
>stocks nothing more than a normal GW store despite being double the size (aside from a small section of FW and the merch)
>literally all TOW gets is a single shelf for 2 books
>big screen playing all the animations MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO WARHAMMER+
>a troon

yeah this store is ass
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If swooping hawks decided to teach a tau as a joke, what would that tau be called?
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>the blood angels got a worse refresh speed again
Here we go…
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>>94650824
Only if they are not damaged enough to get actually destroyed.
And necrons like the flayed ones have their resurrection revoked to not infect the tomb.
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>>94650811
How fat is he?
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>>94650837
>And oh uh Dante dispatched the 3rd Company to reinforce Armaggedon
So 11th really is gonna be 4th war for Armageddon.
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>>94650850
Tauh
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>>94650837
>And oh uh Dante dispatched the 3rd Company to reinforce Armaggedon
Again?
The more things change the more they stay the same.
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>>94650850
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>>94650853
im about this size
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>>94650855
Yeah except with Kreig instead of Steel Legion.
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>>94650850
hawk twauh
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>>94650864
Post cock. In the store of course
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>>94650871
its too small, I play tau you see
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>>94650866
It's gonna be a proper ork refresh with multipart boyz and lootas and whatnot vs space marines as always.
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>>94650831
Death Company are a paintjob now.
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>>94650879
At least it isn't squated cuz Cawl fixed it.
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>>94650879
Always were
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>>94650875
Use a fire warrior for scale
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bought some second hand flash gitz and started repainting them. First boy done
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>>94650882
No and now I have no way of fielding thunder hammers outside of terminators.
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>Valrak says that the White Scars, Raven Guard, Imperial Fists, and Iron Hands are gonna gets loads of new stuff for each of them

So are they gonna get the same level of love as the SW, DA, and BA? They're gonna get unique units, characters and their own codexes
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>>94650781
>no proper regular guardsman box, only have the killteam models
>no grenadiers
>no upgrade sprue for the rogal dorn or leman russ
Not really surprising honestly.
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>>94650829
>>94650824
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>>94650897
who cares it's just gonna be primaris slop.
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>>94650896
You never had the models in the first place.
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>>94650902
Not everyone is like you.
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>>94650829
yes they do, if they're still functional they phase out but otherwise they're just left as a corpse on the ground until an ark comes to pick them up
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>>94650897
Primaris Dark Fury Assault Squad now!!!!!!!!
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>>94650908
Righteous.
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>>94650781
>everyone knew that krieg were being updated
>the update we are getting is just regular ass krieg like everyone expected.
Why would people be over joyed with hype with this?
It's just stuff everyone knew was coming.

This is like posting an image of a primaris lieutenant, when we have known like 3 months in advance we'll get one, and then asking what killed the hype.
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>>94650898
>no proper regular guardsman box, only have the killteam models
That's a regular infantry squad though? What else do you even want them to have?
>no grenadiers
True, but that's because they now force you to mix regiments and grenadiers are the exact same niche as kasrkin so we have to do with conversions and using kasrkin rules.
>no upgrade sprue for the rogal dorn or leman russ
True, a tank commander sprue would be nice.
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>>94650781
What would sufficient hype look like to you? They showed the models, we discussed the models, the consensus on the models was mostly very positive. What else has there been to discuss since that?
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>>94650905
You just complain to complain. Did you get a parrot just so you would have someone that will talk at you for the rest of your life?
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>>94650920
So I should be grateful that they've removed a weapon option that I enjoyed in a unit or what? Why shouldn't I complain?
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>>94650897
>salamanders forgotten again
It ain't easy being green...
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>>94650897
Fuck it, just let ALL the primarchs come back. Ferrus Manus, Dorn, and Jaghatai all come back because why the fuck not

GW knows that they're all gonna be money printers anyway

>but what about the lore
The lore died the moment guilliman returned and the coming of primaris . Just release all the cool shit
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>>94650898
>no proper regular guardsman box, only have the killteam models
You mean a regular guardsmen box plus an extra sprue for kill team options?
>no grenadiers
Grenadiers and Engineers have been merged.
>no upgrade sprue for the rogal dorn or leman russ
That's what spares from the infantry box are for.
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>>94650810
would be awesome to see them advance like that, like all of the factions falling from grace while these new guys just keep on rising
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>>94650882
In 5-9th they were special unit with multiple weapon options, not special paint job.
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>>94650918
>That's a regular infantry squad though? What else do you even want them to have?
To make a regular box of krieg infantry, and then make the kill team box into "krieg veterans" or something.
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>>94650897
How did the guy famous for shitposting that the eldar need to be turned into human sex slaves beome a reputable figure?..
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>>94650931
I'm saying that it would be the exact same kit. You just want a different packaging?
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>>94650925
Based, fuck child killers.
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>>94650927
>>Grenadiers and Engineers have been merged.
>no hotshot lasguns
>the mask and armor looks wrong
>only shotguns and maces
They weren't. They are just engineers and that is it.
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>>94650928
Anon their point is that tau are speedrunning their fall, they are on same patch DAoT humans were and it ends badly.
They will never reach necron/eldar tech levels unless they find C'tan/Old One to give it to them.
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>>94650744
You sound like a fag.
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>>94650933
>How did the guy famous for shitposting that the eldar need to be turned into human sex slaves beome a reputable figure?
Because he was, and still is, right.
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>>94650934
I want more sculpts.
Also I don't want the crouching krieg, he is ugly.
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>>94650946
>Also I don't want the crouching krieg, he is ugly.
Understandable.
>I want more sculpts.
Okay but that has nothing to do with krieg getting "a proper infantry squad instead of a kill team".
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>>94650829
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>>94650744
cat AND cleavage pictures anon
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>>94650938
I mean the Necrons got pretty far even without the Ctan/Old Ones tech but this idea of the Tau falling all the same is sad, but this is grimdark I guess
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>Total War's top content creator said that Creative Assembly is 100% gonna make Total War 40k
>CA also put out a statement that they will reveal their next big project next year

IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING!!!!!!!!
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>>94650837
What units?
>>94650838
I think they're cool
>>94650843
>>94650879
Are the regular tac squad and death company at least still around?
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>>94650555
yeah we noticed, but we didnt really have the funds for 1k points + supplies for a game we didnt know we liked yet
did have fun though, so I'm gonna keep looking into raising the points
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>>94650960
>death company
No
>regular tac squad
For now. They gave them rules so ridiculously bad though that it's clear they want them to stop selling so they can drop them next edition. Same with devastators and vanguard vets.
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>>94650958
>>/vg/ is this way brother, we spend retarded amounts of money on plastic crack here not faction dlcs
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>>94650925
Stay strong brother. For now just enjoy ap-1 infernus marines and kitbashing your own characters.
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>>94650897
>gonna gets loads
the only loads you're getting are rich in protein

he just said there's potential for them to get something but it's even less confirmed than the usual rumors
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>>94650958
Considering how incompetent CA is with Total War Warhammer, 40k one will be complete disaster. Still people will buy it because space marines.
Can't wait for block of 50 marines and block of 120 gaurdsmen unloading on eachother like some sort of napoleonic square formation but full auto.
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>>94650931
I take it you haven't picked up a krieg kill team box? The killteam part is just a regular halfsprue upgrade. It was always intended for use as a krieg infantry squad
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>>94650958
I am once again here to tell you that a Total War 40k game can't happen because the Total War formula doesn't work for anything that isn't based on lines of infantry. If they do make a 40k game it won't work anything like a Total War game.
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>>94650958
Leak already happened a bit back.
Initial factions are
>Ultramarines (Guilliman, Calgar)
>Black Legion (Abaddon, Haarken)
>Necrons (Szarekh, Imotekh)
>Tyranids (Swarmlord, Deathleaper)
>Orks (Ghazghkull, Mozrog)
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>>94650952
>Okay but that has nothing to do with krieg getting "a proper infantry squad instead of a kill team".
It does.
If chaos marines can get 2 different kits of infantry then krieg can as well.
Yes. I'm autistic.
Yes. I will die on this hill.
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>>94650960
>Are the regular tac squad and death company at least still around?
Tac squads are ass
Mandatory 10-man, no combat squadding, 140 points
>Death Company
They're around and a good unit but they no longer have cool bespoke models and are just Intercessors with a paintjob
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>>94650977
You see anon, it will work because ... reasons.
You have ratling guns in game so it's no diferent from marines or guard.
They will just change parts of TW formula that doesn't fit 40k, even if they make it into FPS it still will be total war game.
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>>94650977
>If they do make a 40k game it won't work anything like a Total War game.
Or worse yet.
Total War: 40k works exactly like the WHF ones, ie. all your dudes are just lines of infantry which just breaks the combat and makes it shit.
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>>94650990
Anon the CSM kit from the kill teams is the exact same sprues as the regular CSM squad.
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>>94650970
Elaborate on the albino salamander on the right.
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>>94651000
I don't care. They still have 2 kits.
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>>94650991
If they let tacs go 5-10, had an actual special rule and gave boltguns -1AP already then tacs would be the best troop choice which is why they don't do it.
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>>94650937
They have grenadier-ish masks and engineer-ish body armour.
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>>94650991
>Mandatory 10-man, no combat squadding
might wanna check your sources
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>>94651007
So you want to have the exact same sprues but without the KT sprue? Why?
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>>94650926
Gee sanguinius, why does the emperor let you have TWO infernus pistols?
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>>94650430
Those tables make the game actually less tactical
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>>94651007
It's one kit, the kill team box is the same kit with an upgrade sprue. This is exactly the same as what Krieg are getting.
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>>94651012
at least give them ignore cover so they have partial AP1
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>>94650985
>Guilliman and Abaddon being base game

Lol. They're gonna be fucking paid DLC 100%.
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I left the store after 10 mins
its actual ass

I went to forbidden planet around the corner and that had cooler stuff
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>>94650958
Total 40k will crash and burn before it comes close to the support total warham got.
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>>94651033
No pictures?
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>>94650894
very nice
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Hello, I am a Reiver marine

After nearly a decade, I am somewhat usable now. Please buy my model and use me :)
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>>94650977
So? Doesn't mean it won't sell fuckloads.
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>>94651041
no
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>>94650958
>TWW40k before TW 30 years war
I hate CA I hate CA I hate CA
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>>94651044
So it won't be a Total War game in any shape or form just like Halo Wars 2 wasn't a Total War game despite being made by CA. In fact I think it'll be more likely for the 40k game to work like Halo Wars 2.
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>>94651032
>Implying GW would miss out on shilling the big $70 faction leader models ASAP
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>>94650977
>If they do make a 40k game it won't work anything like a Total War game.
So it has a chance of being actually good?
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>>94651016
Going off memory.
I know for a fucking fact they're mandatory 10.
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>>94651067
And their 10th edition mandatory special rule is combat squading the unit (at the expense of an actually useful rule)
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>>94650991
That fucking sucks, I wanted more death company too. I guess I can convert them if we still have tacticals
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>>94651067
Their special rule is combat squad. That's it. What every other unit gets for free (being able to run 5 to 10) they need a special rule while other units get actually useful special rules.
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>>94651037
just the one posted outside earlier

its just a GW store with giant plushies in it, nothing special
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>>94651014
Still means fuck all because there are no hotshot lasguns in the kit meaning they aren't grenadiers.
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>>94651075
I like both
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>>94650985
Retard move. They put all the most popular armies into game 1. This isn't WHFB where elves were massively more popular than humans.
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>>94651082
>What every other unit gets for free
Hey now, every other unit also would get an extra sergeant out of two 5 man squads, so really tac squads are paying for the privilege of something worse.
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>>94650612
If you think Eldar were only ever super OP in 7th, you're a fake grog.
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>>94651077
Oh noes! Here’s the setup!


We don’t have them anymore!!!!!!
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>>94651085
Sure, but I am explaining to you why those are gone and will never return. Convert and poxy kasrkin or cry forever.
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>>94651092
Also because they are firstborn they have the privilege of getting 1 less attack on all their melee weapons. Most of the time. Cause 10th's statline system is a fucking mess.
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>>94651096
They've been insanely busted in this current edition for that matter, so it's not even really historical revisionism. Just ignorance
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>>94651103
They've been busted this edition? No. They WERE busted this edition. They've implies they still are which they're certainly not
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>>94650965
this was our two armies btw
orks were pretty clearly stronger
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>>94651124
why is your table so smol
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>>94651124
Don't even need a movement phase when you play like this
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>>94650897
It's just gonna be an index with a buffed version of their base codex detachment and a few more HQ's built out of existing kits.
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>>94650807
Eldar codex isn't like this, it plays up the failed and doomed race thing
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>>94650897
When they're as popular as BA, DA, and SW, which will never happen. The closest are Salamanders and then that's a stretch for them
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>>94651103
It's what, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th , 9th and 10th where they've been a top 1-3 army?
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>>94651172
Almost everyone was busted on their codex release in 9th
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I’m going to say it.

You won’t like it.

But it needs to be said.

Space marines are not that cool!
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10th is so bland
9th was too but now it's even worse
Since 8th 40k hasn't even felt like a war game desu
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>>94651004
He’s younger and not a veteran so he hasn’t undergone the ritual exposure to a reactor core mydudes do in place of visiting Nocturne since they’re on the other side of the galaxy by the Ghoul stars.
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>>94651165
Yeah, because thousand sons, kroot and votann only got models released in response to their massive pre-existing popularity.
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>>94651162
Even then exarchs are best warriors ever don't even start about phoenix lords, aspect are kicking ass, farseers can predict everything, they can put their dead in resilient wraith constructs, their tech is superior, avatar is god of war incarante and craftworlds are still kicking ass despite muh doomed race. Outside codex they are massive fuckups even in their own books(thanks gav), but in codex eldar are still presented as superior to others despite dying.
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>>94651165
Where is each first founding chapter popularity-wise? I'm thinking:
DA/BA>SW>>>>>>iron hands>salamanders>imperial fists>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the other chapters
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>>94651200
Thousand sons and kroot were model refreshes, and kroot did not get a codex. Mentioning votaan also makes you look like a fucking idiot "uhm well akshully your point is moot because they released a new faction" fucking dumbass
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>>94651215
No way iron hands are more popular than salamanders
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>parents know I like warhammer stuff but dont really know the specifics of armies or whatever
>they bought me some boxes I asked for already, but they wanted to surprise me for christmas so they got me a cool extra unit as well
>Unfortunately its not for any army I play or am interested in much (Pic related)
>They assured me that they talked to the store owner and I can go exchange it for something of the same price so its not like they'll get upset or anything
>Still I feel a bit bad bringing up about exchanging it after saying I love it and stuff, the models are pretty cool ngl.

I just don't really know what to do lads. Should I bite the bullet and go exchange it with them sometime in the near future, or should I just keep them and proxy them as something?
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>>94651195
You take that back or I will be very cross with you.
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>>94651196
9th wasn't bland. Sure it lacked morale, AVs or templates but it wasn't bland. It had plenty of flavour, thematic rules and customization. 9th was just a bloated mess of systems. But as always GW learned the wrong lessons.
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>>94650781
Because it adds nothing to what guard already have. We have cavalry, artillery and infantry aplenty

Anyone not retarded could’ve added gas masks to their models it didn’t need to be another range
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>>94651195
we know
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>>94651236
Are these the dumbest models GW's ever released? Worse than Desolation marines easily
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>>94651233
what army do you have? because I'm sure there can be a way to convert the into something fun
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Okay, I need you guys to explain something to a retard whose only tabletop experience is DnD 5e. What the FUCK is Toughness?
I get the "attacking" side of things, conceptually. You have WS/BS as the equivalent of a proficiency bonus (but individualized to the weapons being used) and Strength as your "attacking stat" determining likelihood of hitting, and then Damage is distinct from those two. It's more granular than I'm used to, but each stat makes sense on a conceptual level.
Then the "defending" side of things throws me for a fucking loop. Wounds is HP, cool. How many times you can get hit and keep going. Easy to grasp. Save is like armor or dodge or whatever, how difficult it is to actually hit you. But Toughness is... also that, in terms of mechanics? But described as "resilience against physical harm?" Which is... HP? What the fuck is Toughness? This shit feels redundant to my retarded brain. How are there more defensive concepts than "how hard thing is to hit" and "how hard thing can get hit and keep fighting?"
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>>94651246
Yeah, I'm a huge marinefag but not even I can defend the centurions.
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>>94651239
9th was bland as fuck

>sure, it lacked all the things that make a wargame fun and feel like an actual battle, but i had 50 strategies, 45 of which were useless but they were all so flavorful! Also, I got to decide whether i brought a sergeant with a plasma pistol or not :)
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>>94651233
Start a guard army and use them as bits for Ogryns I I guess? Or some unique Rough Rider unit. Other options include Tau Auxiliary or maybe Delder Grotesques.
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>>94651240
I don’t care for this sloptuber, anyways guard is bloat manifest you knew what you were signing up for.

Now if they were traitor guard…
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>>94651240
Mordian's takes based like always.

I love when people realize halfway through an edition that 40k is garbage, same thing happened in 9th and I got to play so many different other games as people branched out

I'm thinking it's KT time at least those armies have flavor
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>>94651215
>>94651231
IH aren't popular, their popularity was based on broken rules, famous smashfucker etc, not because of faction. No more broken rules no more common IH.
Ultramarines are most popular because entry level marines. Salamanders and IF are before IH.
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>>94651250
Necrons and Nids are probably out.
I don't really see them fitting Sisters or Dangels.
Maybe something for CSM? Some sort of cultists or something?

>>94651260
I really cant start another army I have too many already. And I dont really like guard.
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>>94651246
>Are these the dumbest models GW's ever released?
No, not by mile. GK babycarriers exist, Centurions at least somehow make some sense as exo suits with added protection and firepower, baby carriers offer no additional protection and just hand pilot up front. There is also Eldar war walker and whatever necron arcs are.
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>>94651267
imperial fists are not popular, crimson fists and black templars don't count
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>>94651257
>I got to decide whether i brought a sergeant with a plasma pistol or not
that is unironically the most important thing in 40k
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Free wargear but only if you take a max sized squad
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>>94651296
every datasheet has a lower cost, and an extra cost that unlocks all wargear options
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>>94651233
why don't you make a 1500pts army for TOW? Ogres are the cheapest army and fun to paint
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>>94651267
IH are also there because their thing is mechs/vehicles, which is generally speaking a pretty well recieved part of 40k.
This thread is the only place that as a whole dislikes nudreads, they have OldDreads, land raiders and the like.
Black is easy to paint too
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>>94651233
>90x52mm base
I dunno boss, not a lot might fit.
If you feel like keeping them Ogres are a moderately 'cheap' army in AoS. That box alone is 360p.
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What is a decent airbrush/compressor to start out with?
Should I just buy one of those chinkshit ones off Amazon by fake companies with 4 random capital letters for a name?
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>>94651254
>What the FUCK is Toughness?
consult the chart
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>>94651305
You're still missing the point, no one actually likes iron hands
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>>94651129
>>94651142
we were reading the rules for the first time as we were going along lol, we had no idea how to set things up
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>>94651142
Tau players hate this one simple trick!
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>>94651313
So, Toughness is a way of adding durability to a unit in a manner distinct from armor, which is subject to the AP modifier, then? But also in a manner distinct from Wounds, which is used to signify more actually valuable units?
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>>94651329
>Wounds, which is used to signify more actually valuable units
wounds it's for size and importance
a hero character has more wounds because he's a hero, even though it might be exactly as big and wear the same armour as a normal soldier of the same army
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>>94651099
Damn. Do they have any bespoke models?
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>>94651254
It's not very hard, retard. Your hit roll actually determines if you hit your opponent or not. The save is the level of armour your opponent has, and then the thoughness is how though he is after being hit and said hit penetrating his armour. The wounds stat determines how many life threatening wounds he can take before going down. They're just not in that order due to ease of play.
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It's probably too much to ask that gw ever expand the tau lore to get a really new and unique looking unit that isn't just a scaled up/down crisis suit.
right?
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>>94650781
my hype for your inane posts is dying down
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>>94651254
Are you retarded?
>plays d&d 5e
Ok you are retarded.
Then WS/BS is your skill with weapon how good are you at aiming/hitting stuff.
Strenght is how hard you hit.
Toughness is how resilient you are, normal human is easly killed by gunshoot, dinosaur bug godzilla tyranid beast will mostly ignore normal guns and need something heavier like rocket launcher with higher strenght to damage it. Ork boy, space marine and tyranid warrior need to be hit harder than guardsmen.
W is how much hp you have. Save is armor, power fields, cover, doge and other stuff that can protect you from damage.
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>>94651352
>the thoughness is how though he is after being hit and said hit penetrating his armour

Not anymore, toughness is based off armor now too, see gacha being t6 and terminator armor t5
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>>94651359
>Are you retarded?
>>plays d&d 5e
>Ok you are retarded.
Pretty sure I admitted to being retarded twice in that post you replied to. Solid write-up from someone lacking in literacy though, so an unironic thanks from me regardless.
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>>94651254
The precise nature of what toughness represents in 40k is an infamously nebulous thing; just don't worry about it
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>>94651352
>the thoughness is how though he is after being hit and said hit penetrating his armour
isn't that Feel No Pain
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>>94650866
DKoK can at least trace their lineage to the famous regiments of Armaggedon series like the Elysians, Salvar and Ork Hunters.
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>>94651270
>Maybe something for CSM? Some sort of cultists or something?
I could see the steeds getting turned into chaotic cyber hounds that can count as chaos bikers, perhaps following around a lord discordant. while the ogre riders could be turned into chaos ogryns that will count as spawns, but for them to look good when not riding something they need some work with the legs' posing.

how many spare demon engine bits and bobs do you have?
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Taufags, help me out with a list concept here. I'm jumping into 40k at the deep end and want to build my first army with emphasis on recon themed units. This is what I have so far:
>1xCommander
>1xPathfinders
>1xKroot War Shaper
>1xKroot Farstalkers
>1x Vespids
>1xGhostkeel
Pls help expanding this and maybe some general tactics I should be aware of for this list style.
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>>94651372
No, that's simply not feeling the pain and having the willpower to keep going :^) it's like shitting your pants while running a marathon but keep on running until you pass the finishing line. You still shat your pants, doe
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>>94651195
but they are armed astronauts with advanced suits that can demolish regular vehicles with ease
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Finshed a combat squad. Think I'll do the other half next year.
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>>94651404
>doe
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>>94649702
Really depends on your opponent, desu. I run a similar list, and having all of those guys is fun, but it also drags on a bit with all the shooting and lacks in the "fuck up big guys" department. Against one friend with a ton of IG and only a few heavy vehicles, I do pretty alright, but against my buddy with his heavy armor-laden CSM army, it's kinda down to luck if I don't bring bigger guns.
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>Start reading one of the HH books
>It's about Ultramarines, with a supporting cast of a thousand son, space wolf, and some world eaters
>The ultramarines consistently manage to be more boring than watching paint dry
How the fuck did they become the poster boys?
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But how does wearing a power pack make the daemon prince tougher
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>>94651418
blue and yellow(gold)
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>>94651418
You're reading Battle for the Abyss aren't you? Drop that right now and read Know No Fear instead.
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>>94651418
You do realize they became the poster boys way before bald, bearded faggots with glasses started writing schlock for autists about them, right? And to answer your question on why they became the poster boys, blue simply goes great against green flock.
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How... do I actually learn how tf to play warhammer? This shit seems impossible.
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>>94651347
Characters and sanguinary guards.
The new guards look like shit.
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>>94651439
its actually brain dead easy, hard part is remember all the other faction rules
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>>94651439
Naw they dumbed warhammer the fuck down it's a boringly simple game
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>>94651439
read your book for an overview of the basics and your army rules, arrange a game with a local autist who will teach you the rules in practical terms
give him a quickie as thanks
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How can we better gatekeep newfags?
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>>94651476
You cannot gatekeep a corporate product.
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>>94651439
Most of us managed to play more complicated editions when we were kids without access to YouTube. Some of us are ESL-tards. It's not that hard.
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https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qhwxnsbr/warhammer-40000-battlefield-trophies-festoon-your-bases-with-your-vanquished-foes/
Does this mean that the Citadel Skulls box is going away?
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>>94651476
Start playing 4e or RT or something like that. Hell, I think it's even possible to gatekeep 9th by now.
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>>94651491
Finally I can express my hatred for Krieg physically along with verbally
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>>94651433
I'll look into it
All I've read so far are
>Horus Rising
>False Gods
>Galaxy in Flames
>Flight of the Eisenstein
>Fulgrim
>Descent of Angels
>Legion
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>>94651491
I don't think so. They linked to the Citadel skull box in the article, and most of these skulls can't be used in Smegmar anyways
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>>94651511
Could a stormcast defeat an armored space marine in hand to hand combat?
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>>94651329
Toughness is used to differentiation stuff liek Orks having tougher bodies than a human. So orks traditionally have high toughness for infantry but bad armour saves, whilst marines have good armour saves and guardsman are T3 and have a bad save.
Saves interact with AP, toughness interacts with the strength of the attacking weapon
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>>94651526
No. Stormcast are just peak humans, not superhumans.
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>>94651526
No. They don't exist in the same universe so they'd never fight one another
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>>94651537
Chaos timey wimey multiverse shit
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>>94651495
>Finally I can express my hatred for Krieg physically along with verbally
Why the hate for Krieg?
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>>94651215
Ultras>DA/BA>SW
Blood Ravens and Black Templars are more popular than other 1st founding chapters
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>>94651476
None of you even play the game but you won't shut the fuck up about gatekeeping lmfao
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>>94651538
40k is set in a snow globe in a wizard's tower in WFB anr WFB is set on a 40k planet engulfed by a warp storm. There's no chance they would fight.
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>>94651545
BT yes

Blood Ravens maybe but doubtful, DoW 1 and 2 came out a long time ago and no one cares about DoW 3
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>>94651551
I think that's projection on your part man
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>>94651541
They're boring
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>>94651534
No. Stormcast are demigods and of the same size as Space Marines.
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>>94651476
Stress the important of drilling if you want to be in the hobby.
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>>94649833
Check out FabricatorsLair on MMF. Should be exactly what you're looking for
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>>94651476
ACAM
Always
Complain
About
Moldlines
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>>94651553
thats never been consistent for either, the most consistent is that they are two universes connected to the same warp
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>>94651568
>stress the importance of drilling
>can't even confirm drilled butt due to wrong angle
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>Black Legion player keeps blasting Sabaton on their turns again
Make it stop...
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>world eaters player keep playing Raining Blood on their turn
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>>94651300
I just dont really find them super interesting.

>>94651378
I have the two csm battleforces that came out this year, as well as the old boarding patrol and vashtor's box.
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>ultramarine players keep playing Blue (Da Ba Dee) on their turn
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>>94650938
Retard. DAoT didn't end because of any problems caused by DAoT. Unless new Chaos God starts awakening or Tau start developing Psykers on mass scale, being like DAoT will only be good for them.

Also Eldar aren't parasiting on Old Ones tech. Their greatest creations are purely of their make and Eldar mastered and extended Webway. Eldar didn't just take stuff left by Old Ones.
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>>94651621
Sabaton is Guardcore, tell him to play something more fitting.
Death Metal would work but I'm unfamiliar with the genre, these songs are directly related to CSM:
https://youtu.be/_p1yaNC1mNg?si=UPK433koCHC0d0sW
https://youtu.be/jUwh-C5w7II?si=1Cw3lOcJ-MrkiXab
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>>94651641
>not a tau player
He's doing it wrong.
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>>94651491
>No Grey Knights
>No Emperor's Children
>No Votann
>No Drukhari
>No Harlequins
>No AdMech
At least they got all the real factions. Even Custodes are there.
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>>94651621
>AdMech player keeps playing Dopesmoker on repeat
Please make it stop, it's simply top groovy for me
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>>94651653
>Death Metal would work but I'm unfamiliar with the genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvC71-dtp4Q&ab_channel=AnotherMetalChannel
Literally THE WH40k band, death metal too.
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>>94651653
>these songs are directly related to CSM
pretty sure more cock didn't work for gw
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>dark angels player keeps singing YMCA during his turns
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>>94651695
he's just getting into character
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>>94650496
I mean, a decapitated knight head is gonna take a fair bit of space on your basing. At least Brother Limbless over there is flat enough to stand on/over, your guy would be riding that head like a Sybian.
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>>94651653
what would GSC players listen to?
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>>94651714
blue oyster cult
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>tzeench player can't stop playing reflection from Mulan on their turn
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>>94651714
master of puppets on repeat
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>>94651714
A recording of their wife getting railed by a stronger, richer and more attractive man.
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please GW give the Tau a cool superweapon of some kind that still fits them just to make them a tad bit less lame
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>Votann player keeps playing diggy diggy hole(yogscast version) on repeat during his turns
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>>94651714
What else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MX-rUtS6M
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Is there an army you would love if it wasn't ruined ruined by one line of models?

I think votaan are cool but i can't fucking stand any hernkyn model they all look awful. Beserks too.

In fact other than hearthkyn and the vehicles they fucking butchered the votann release
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>>94651714
https://youtu.be/3vSH9pMzHm0?si=mR-4Kg4sdS-8k4QX
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here's how to grimdark the Tau
>give them a superweapon obtained from research on tau-aligned humans
>Giant psychic nuke
>Barely affects Tau since they're dull to the warp
>Very effective against everything else
>Every shot fired kills twice as many auxillaries as enemies but it's for the greater good
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>>94651700
>>94651695
For the modern day it'd be Charlie XCX songs
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>>94651750
>Guard player keeps playing Sabaton music on repeat during his turns
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>>94651441
Grim. Why'd they even change everything? The model range was still relatively new and the sculpts looked good.
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>>94651672
I fucking love Bolt Thrower.
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>Ultramarine player keeps cloaking the land in deepest blue
https://youtu.be/wpsgc3m__zg?si=524ieQUJRl2_KtkY
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FUCK IT
FINE
I GIVE UP
YOU WIN, EVIL SPACE ELVES
what else do I need to reach 1k after this
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>>94651383
Kroot Lone Spear is a recon unit and also very cool looking, while fitting in with your existing auxiliary team. Stealth Suits are also a dedicated (and powerful) observer unit. You'd also want something heavy hitting that your recon guys are spotting for, I'd suggest Broadsides or a Skyray for that.
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>>94651823
500 ravagers
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>>94651823
>he bought dead faction soon to be squatted
Lol. Lmao.
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>>94651750
I put on SC and SC 2 Terran themes
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>>94651823
Get 2 of those, and throw in a cronos and a venom. That'll put you right around 1k before enhancements.
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>>94651815
dont ever reply to me with this gay ass shit again
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>grey knight player keeps playing "Little girls" by Oingo Boingo during his turns
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>>94651621
>>94651653
>>94651671
>>94651695
>>94651750
>>94651800
>playing music at all
Wouldn't this just make yourself very unreasonably loud at the LGS for other players?
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>>94651845
So 2 patrols, a Cronos, a venom, and then the rest is just characters, maybe some Dark Scourges and then twenty thousand out-of-print fineshart aliens?
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>>94651682
He might as well have.
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>>94651849
Fuck you it's kino
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>>94651810
Because
>every model must be Primaris
>Gw decided to phone it in for the BA refresh
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>>94650386
>Same baby carrier garbage

The thing that makes it a baby carrier is the visible legs dangling, the chubby proportions of the marine's armor, and the big diaper in front. In what way is the nundam a baby carrier?

You don't have to LIKE the paragon warsuit design, but that doesn't make it objectively bad. I like it and think it's cool, and so do plenty of others. Just make your own design with mortifiers or something.
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>>94651873
TBF mogs every shonen anime so hard it's not even funny.
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>>94651551
>implying gatekeeping isn't absolutely necessary if you don't want your hobby to turn into mainstream garbage catered to the lowest comon denominator
it's already far too late for 40k, but you still need to go back
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>>94651866
That's the joke you autistic retard
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>>94651823
A second combat patrol and add a chronos or two
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>>94651893
What's with these retards who think 40k wasn't extremely popular at least as far back as 3rd?

Oh wait they're all zoomers and don't know warhammer has always been popular
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>>94651906
there's a difference between being popular in its niche and being flat out mainstream you imbecile
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>>94651900
Anon.
there are two in the basket
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>>94651919
And there's a difference between being a zoomer, like you, who can't comprehend that things existed and were popular before he knew about them, and not being a zoomer
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>>94651926
>no argument
I accept your concession
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Just played a few games against my SM friend with the new rules.
I'm not sure how I like the new rules. Codex SM needed buffs and he was already playing it and it was fun having a very close game (he did end up winning) with a half-viable list.
The problem is that it feels really bad when I play big/expensive stuff. Sure, a full squad of canoptek wraiths aren't the best as is, but having them melt like butter feels really bad. If you have a unit whose defense mostly come from their high toughness it really hurts.
On the one hand it was needed, on the other it feels a bit shit to play against.
Have any of you had any time to play against new SM?
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>>94651906
It's an American thing. Warhammer has always been super mainstream in the UK but not so much the rest of the world
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>>94651823
>>94651845
>running DE without talos or reavers
ngmi
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>>94651935
Nah it was popular in the US too, I'm American and made the comment about 3rd ed

The other dude is just a retard. He probably also gets mad when people remind him that 40k is satirical
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>>94651906
It's culture war yanks hopping on the train recently I think.
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>Krieg player keeps playing his Nachtmahr album during his turn

Fugg u bichass niggas I like the guy's music and I don't even play Krieg, but I play guard
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>>94651922
Ah, well then buy a Cronos or two and maybe a venom or scourges
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>>94651955
and then everybody clapped
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>>94651559
Fair enough.
In all seriousness though, what are some unexplored guard aspects that all of you find interesting that hasn't been done in model form?
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>>94651953
Definitely chud culture war retards
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>>94651955
>Kreig player begins blasting Erika
>Krieg player is wearing his WW2 German SS reenactment uniform
>Krieg player begins roman saluting the god emperor
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>>94651962
You're supposed to use the meme phrase when someone is describing a situation or an event that definitely did not happen.
Please stop trying to learn memes as they will cause what the kids say is "brainrot." You seem like you're safe for now due to misusing a meme phrase.
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>>94651946
In the UK, it was super mainstream - to the point where I brought in my models to work so I could play a game after it, like 60% of the guys at work had played it before and/or collected it as kids
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>>94651969
It's both sides, retarded yank chuds and yank leftoids both had opinions on le female custodes purely because their politics sloptubers and twitterfags suddenly acted like they give a shit about 40k
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>>94651922
remove the cronos and add 2 talos
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>>94650242
GOD DAMN IT EVERY FUCKING DAY NECROMUNDA GETS THE BEST FUCKING SHIT AND WE GET THE FUCKING DREGS AND PITY RESCULPTS OF 25 YEAR OLD MODELS NOBODY USES ON THE TABLETOP.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR LIKE TWO FUCKIN' YEARS
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>>94651981
Why are you sperging out and bringing up fem custodes out of fucking nowhere retard
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How does he make money? Does he get a salary? Who pays him? Does he pay his retainers? Does that money come out of his pocket or someone else's?
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>>94651828
>Kroot Lone Spear
Put on the list, thanks!
>Stealth Suits
They seemed like a no-brainer, but I kinda dislike the sculpts.
>something heavy hitting
Hammerheads look great, would they make sense?
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>>94651995
Got triggered that someone made fun of chuds I'm guessing
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>>94651995
Because it caused a huge flood of retarded tertiaries who just wanted to shitfling?
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>>94651997
>How does he make money?
requisitions the ministratum
>Does he get a salary?
no
>Who pays him?
nobody, unless he requisitions money from someone
>Does he pay his retainers?
Some do, most don't
>Does that money come out of his pocket or someone else's?
ultimately someone elses, though every loyal citizen's pocket is the inquisition's pocket
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>>94652008
Which has absolutely nothing to do with the conversation you felt the need to insert your autistic rambling into
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>>94652026
Ok
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>>94651997
I imagine inquisitors have a huge budget set aside by the administratum besides all the things the position affords you with its influence already.
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>>94651995
you're literally the one that brought up culture war chuds first you fucking aspie
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Stop fighting you guys it's christmas
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>>94652042
Yeah, CHUDS who are saying "muh gatekeeping," leftists are not chuds you esl retard
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>>94651955
>Nachtmahr
Oh my god he's still going.
>latest album is "Verboten".
Heh I see what he did there.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside as I used to listen to this guy's music a lot after I stumbled on some Hellsing Ultimate AMVs.
This guy honestly was ahead of his time in being edgy as he incorporates fascist imagery instead of satanic imagery for shock value.
I would listen to German music as a kid because I was a bit of a metalhead or whatever you wanna call it and my parents hated the idea of hearing swear words in music. Can't get me for listening to bad lyrics if you can't understand the lyrics.

I collect guard miniatures, but lately since seeing a resin guard kill team that looks like a scruffy mob in militaryesque outfits I've been wanting to restart my guard project and use AnvilIndustry bits.
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>Lion's guard lore
>A bunch of average humans braving the worst of the worst alongside their beloved Primarch as bodyguards with basic shit like shotguns but they still manage to impress the guy
>Lion's guard box
>Here have some bladeguard vets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMuP01GlQi4
>ultramarine, 8th cadian, black legion, Tau sept, hive fleet leviathan and Sautekh Dynasty players when it's time to play
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>Eldar player doesn't play any music during his turn
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>>94651999
>Hammerheads look great, would they make sense?
They work too. I recommend that you either magnetize or simply don't glue the turret, because then you can swap between a HH and Skyray as you fancy.
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>dark eldar enjoyer enters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqyjQ6-avK8
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>>94650262
I have yet to find even a good 3d print proxy for Paragons. They're all significantly worse than the shitty originals.
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>>94652063
nta let's just agree they both suck ass and move on
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>>94652187
If it makes you feel better I've yet to find 28mm scale skeletons in STL pieces for basing. All I manage to get are full skeleton miniature STLs or just regular skulls for basing.
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>>94651965
I really just want to see Vostroyan Firstborn in plastic. Actual kits for the penal legions/Savlar Chem-Dogs would be cool too.
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>>94651997
It works funny in Darktide. Because it's a live-service game it's basically designed to incentivize players to maximize the amount of time and money they put into the game. The way that translates into the game is that there are several different vendors for different sorts of equipment, upgrades, and cosmetics. And all those vendors use their own currency which has to be accrued through different means. Because capitalism.

And while that sucks, it's also kind of fitting. The players are forced conscripts, convicts that were given the choice to either die or fight on the front lines of a war they barely understand. They're outfitted with junk gear and sent into the meat grinder. If they want to improve their chances of survival, they have to buy better equipment on their own dime. Their bosses don't really care if they live or die.

Then for example, Sire Darius Melk XIV of House Straxamus, one of the vendors and an acolyte of the Inquisitor in charge, sells some of the higher-end equipment (while running a moderately successful corpse starch business on the side). He only accepts Ordo Ingots as payment. Ordo Ingots are tokens earned from completing certain tasks within certain timeframes. Essentially they're company scrip, earned by working for the company and only good for trading with the company. And all of the vendors are like this.

So the Inquisitor and his retinue are sort of like their own little economic ecosystem, where they quite literally shanghai people into service, throw them into life-threatening situations, and fund the operation by forcing the victims to pay for the tools they need to survive and complete the job.
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>>94652214
Nah they're not comparable, the only people who still talk about fem custodes are chuds who are still seething, everyone else just forgot about them like normal people
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>>94652233
I feel it's because it was such a sudden change but regardless they both exaggerate shit and all of that talk, now let's not turn this into another one of those arguments and talk about something fun, what's fun to ya?
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>>94652246
Literally any wargame other than 40k
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>>94652249
did you see that Trench crusade thing?
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>>94651977
>You're supposed to use the meme phrase when someone is describing a situation or an event that definitely did not happen.
Yeah, and he definitely did not play against somebody with a forgeworld krieg army in 2024 who "blasted his heckin german music" on his turns
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Do the White Scars have good relations with any of the other first founding chapters? Maybe BA because they also go fast and their space dad was friends with everyone?
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>>94652257
I have been seeing that.
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What's the emperor's name?
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>>94652278
the demons look pretty sick right? way less cartoony than chaos, though I find charm in both
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>>94652283
janette
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>>94652286
Reminds me of Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker
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>>94652283
Emprah
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>>94652283
Conan
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>>94652283
Warhammer
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>>94652291
Like... the journalist guy from Ace Combat 5?
I can headcanon that he was the emperor of mankind I think.
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>>94652283
Mike
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>>94652293
reminds me of Zdzisław Beksiński's art
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>>94652268
Raven Guard because of damocles gulf, BA don't seem to have beef with any first founding chapter, but wouldn't call them close allies. In 30k WS are considered close allies to Salamanders and Sons of Horus. Scars don't seem to have problems with any chapter, like DA and SW, IH with RG and Sallies or UM and IF.
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>>94652283
John Warhammer.
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>>94651997
He's someone's (probably some high lord's) diaper baby.
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>>94652305
he looks nothing like the emperor
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>>94652339
how do you know? all you've ever seen are psyker projections
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>>94652345
we may not know his true form, but I think it's implied that certain element like his hair are still the same
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What's the consensus on whether the emperor is okay with his current existence?
I remember reading people saying that the custodes and rest of the people don't realize that if they let him die he will be reborn properly, which I assume he would prefer? Though I guess it would fuck up warp travel for a time.
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>>94652368
he wants this because he knows if he dies the warp rift he's sleeping on goes critical and the entire sol system gets destroyed
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>>94652368
If he dies terra explodes and the imperium falls into a second old night among other horrible things. Dying isn't really an option.
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>>94652368
He planned for it all along.
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>>94652368
Anon he speaked with Guilliman and speak to Custodes from time to time, if he wished to be unpluged he just had to say a word.
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>>94652283
James Workshop
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I wonder who is stronger between the Scrin from command and conquer and the nids, I feel this was probably asked before
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>the emperor dies
>ascends to true godhood
>his realm in the warp is just a long table that keeps going forever
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>>94652404
once I heard he ascends and another time I heard he becomes a 5th chaos deity, which one is it?
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>>94652390
That's schizophrenic hallucinations form their part, thougever. We simply don't know if the Emperor is aware of his current situation or if he's a vegetable. Everything else is simply speculation. The setting depends on the emperor's situation being unknown and shrouded in mystery.
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>>94652418
Anon he literally went into Nurgle's Garden, resurrected Guilliman, then burned down most of the Garden on his way out after shitting on Mortarion.
The Emperor is very much aware and active.
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>>94651972
Isn't the steel legion supposed to be the WW2 german analogue whereas the Kreig are just WW1 French/German/English mishmash?
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Idk if the topic is verboten but I assume recast BEEG demon/primarch models are all terrible and only the regular sized models come out okay?
I *really* don't want to spend 100+ dollars on a single nigga
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>>94652418
Anon he literally possessed Guilliman and used him to burn Garden of Nurgle. He is 100% aware.
I'm not talking about stuff like Storm of Emperor's Wrath that could be send by Emperor or just be coincident during age of apostasy, this was full onn possession when Guilliman had his ass kicked by Mortarion.
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>>94652418
he revived titus at the end of space marine 2
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something I always wanted to know, so the Emperor's sword can permanently kill a daemon instead of just respawning it in the warp to regenerate over eons or get cybernetic enhancements for a cost that they can never pay back, ok do any of the other factions have similar mcguffins that can outright actually get rid of a daemon forever?
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>>94652434
>>94652444
Clearly from an unreliable narrator. Robert has been in stasis for so long he's clearly imagining things while suffering from survivors guilt. I think he's completely lost it.
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>>94652418
The Emperor being aware is something that’s been an idea since Rogue Trader. The best depiction of the Emperor is the now noncanon one from Inquisition Wars, when Jaq Draco meets Him and learns that He knew everything that he had come to warn him about already.
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>>94652482
cope
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>>94652438
Yes, you're correct.
The problem is that it is the Kriegers that got the more culturally recognizable helmet and so they get all the flak and attention from pearl clutchers and wehraboos.
Meanwhile the Steel Legion has always been the army for the wehraboos.
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>>94652438
"Krieg players are Nazis" is an ancient dumb meme at this point, try not to think about it.

The most Nazi element (also German/Prussian Militarism) is the use of skull imagery like on Grenadier or from the transfer sheet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totenkopf

Cadia uses skulls too, it's not that special.
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>>94652542
I mean if we're just talking about nazi imagery the Imperium is filled with it. Krieg is more WWI France but I guess the gas masks and spiked helmets (which were German but in WWI) make people think of Nazis I guess
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>>94652558
they also have the stahlhelm skirt on their helmets
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>>94650781
As a boner-fried Krieger I'll repeat my thoughts on the box from when it got revealed
>Grenadiers/Death Riders look great, though the FW sculpts are still a bit better.
>Drier is fine, but again it's the problem of "Named character in an Army Set" so people aren't buying this more than once (Myself included). Would've preferred the Krieg Commissar set or just a repack of the Veteran Guardsmen box in there instead.
>Artillery Team feels like they took the Earthshaker Carriage Battery, the Thudd Gun, and a Field Ordinance Battery, mushed it all together, and called it a day. Depending on how easy these are to magnetize I don't see myself getting more than one of them.

The stuff not in the Army Set look great too, especially the HWTs. The real crime is the new Combat Patrol box being an excuse to offload all the Attilan Rough Riders GW has laying around unsold in warehouses. They could've easily done
>New Krieg Commissars
>1 squad of the new HWTs
>1-2 squads of Veteran Guardsmen
and that would've sold like hot cakes, but now that Combat Patrol's gonna shelfwarm even worse than the Rough Riders did on their own even though it comes with Kasrkin.
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>>94652402
reality bending biomechanical bugs vs hungry assimilating fully organic bugs
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>>94652438
It was a joke
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>>94652651
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>>94652657
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NEW ONES HERE

>>94652704
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>>94652704
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>>94650417
>I own sooooooooooo many models, anon. YOU'RE the tourist
>What? You want to see them? N-no, anon, I can't do that. You'll dox me by the rays of sunlight reflecting off them or something, h-haha.

Everytime. I love you faggoty tourist types, it reminds me of those perpetual liars on the playground in 3rd grade.
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>>94652851
I, personally, am just ashamed to show off that I have an entire room of like 10 grand in unbuilt and grey models for various different war games and have like less than two thousand points of 40k stuff actually painted. And that was commission painted...
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>>94651933
I don't play against primaris players, so no.
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>>94652851
9k isn't that much in my hobby circle. I pity you newfags
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>>94652586
Drier should have been usable as a mounted Marshal as an alternative build



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