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>TQto not be on the cuck chair
What faction would be suitable for a robotic doom-wheel?
Food for thought; Due to their heightened physical senses and feelings, Eldar are likely to be extremely ticklish.
>>94652720I think the forces of chaos had doom wheel like vehicles in Epic.
>TQ For Space Marines to not be so fucking gay.
Me>Alpha Legion, Death Guard, Death Corps, Tau (Kroot and Vespids)Older tranny sister>Night Lords, Eldar, Grey Knights Younger brother>Tau, Deathwatch, Space WolvesDad>World Eaters, Orks, Ultramarines Mom>Word Bearers, Blood AngelsIs it zased and favored by the Emperor?
>>94652742>Death CorpsFaker
>>94652742All of you play at least 2 flavors of marines, so none of you are based. Yours are chaos at least, though.>Older tranny sisterRIP
>>94652742You have no models
>>94652742What the fuck are you talking about?
>>94652704Tell me anons. What is you go-to basing scheme and what do you use for basing your miniatures?I'm in a bit of a writer's block but for hobbying as if I am going to make a basing scheme I am going to stick with it throughout the army.
>>94652758I actually have a single model, a badly painted mini of the month Marine with a flamer.
No idea what GeeDubz is doing behind the scenes but one of my local indies has gotten rid of all their WH stock on ebay.Another local indie is having a clearance sale and the owner of the LGS nearest to me sounded utterly fed up with GW shenanigans.The fuck is going on?
>>94652784Why does that macro use Hanekawa? A woman with huge tits
>>94652784why the fuck is cat in this meme
>>94652810They put 40k on life support for 6 months while forcing stores to buy their shitty Age of Smegma boxes.
>>94652402Tough to say really, I think the Scrin might have the edge in the long run because Tiberium tends to push out organic life, and while Tyranids can easily evolve resistance to the toxicity, we haven't really heard of them eating rocks. But C&C is a little removed from modern reference points by the time the Scrin arrive, and Genestealers are famous for tearing open armor designed to withstand plasma. It's entirely possible that the Nids are stronger and tougher than anything the Scrin have ever imagined and devour them all in a solar day
>>94652810GW has had really rough supply chain issues for the better part of a year now and many stores are not getting their allocated two minimum copies of each new release. You already have to jump through hoops to get on the GW supplier list (required to carry the whole paint and hobby line of products and such and mandatory minimum box counts on orders) so smaller store get really fed up when they already have to carry a bunch of useless stock to get the premium stuff and then don't always get the premium stuff anyways
If you could squat one faction or subfaction, which would it be and why?
>>94652878EldarThey don't fit 40k, their players are annoying, and they're a waste of narrative space.
>>94652878I'd squat the one (You) play because you're a faggot asking useless questions
Friends, this Exocrine is the coolest fucking model ever, but I gotta ask- is this one of those "drill your barrels" instances? I thought I wouldn't have to worry about that with Tyranids, but the cannon definitely doesn't match the assembly picture.
>>94652846I mean the Scrin can create blackholes and they are not purely organic, can the Tyranids eat something that's both organic and artificial?
>>94652890I play marines :^)
Is there anyone that has a copy of the CSM charts from the Gathering Storm books?
>>94652916perfect
>>94652810Bad communication and supply issues. The former because they're giving canned answers to rightfully concerned store managers. The latter who knows.
>>94652878the Tau since they don't offer anything new or even fun, like the Orks may be comic relief but at the very least they have over the top fun ideas for weapons and combat vehicles, which is a shame since I like how "nerdy" and science based the Tau are but anything they can do a Necron or Eldar can do far better
>>94652921Are you thinking about ditching them too or do they still bring in customers?
>>94652810Everyone has said it, but it really is stocking issues. The fucking Warhammer store itself out here couldn't get a single thing for WD500 and struggled to get a lot of stuff up until it closed like a week ago. Even stuff like the new BA box was a mystery which hurt sales.>WD500 Grom model is announced and goes up for pre-order>store is supposed to get 10 models + pre-orders>a single model is sent to the store, none are seen until the start of December
>>94652898I mean they’ve “eaten” a couple tomb worlds.
>>94652896You're perfectly fine with leaving it as is and simply paint it as a very tight and sopping wet sphincter
>>94652940didn't that hurt them?
>>94652935The Tau are supposed to be the 'Early America' of the setting. They're not much of a threat now, but they represent a growing threat in the future.
Do you think Terminator Librarian + Terminators would be a good foundational setup for the new Librarian detachment?
>>94652957if they managed to grow without speedrunning it into their demise like most of the other factions that tried to prosper, then yeah.Would love to see a threatening version of them that's actually taken seriously or at least not easily underestimated
>>94652946I'm not entirely confident in my ability to paint an anus cannon, to be frank. Perhaps I'll look into a Dremel
>>94652968On paper they have a pretty decent shot since they are not very vulnerable to chaos. They have gotten past the hardest part already desu
>>94652968They kinda have to fill that role because no other faction in the game represents a rising empire. The Imperium is dying, the Necrons are awakening but also dying, the Eldar are dying, if Chaos wins they also all die, the Orks are a shadow of their former glory and there's no indication they'll ever return to their peak, the Tyranids are too feral to even count as an empire.The Tau are needed because without them, the galaxy feels empty, as if the Imperium had managed to actually exterminate all the aliens save for the main factions, but we know that isn't true.
If you want to make tau grim dark just have the adopt their Indian heritage full sail
>>94652878Custards
>>94652938I would get White Dwarf mags (personal sub) a month late at least, which screwed me over on some events. Supposedly it is normal to receive them kind of late, but after January they were super late.My sub ended two months ago
>>94652967It would at least give a strongish unit for melee and vehicles.
>>94652724That's why Dark Eldar go barefoot often
>>94652995Would it be noticeably worse than Primaris Librarian + Sternguard?
>>94652980>>94652985I personally like them because they're not Orcs or Dwarfs or Elves reimagined in a sci fi setting, who knows maybe they actually do surpass all expectations and become something impressive
>40k joker be like: its simple, we uh, kill the xenos
>>94652724tickling is likely a great crime among the Craftworlds as it forces an emotional response.
>>94653006That's the other nice thing about the Tau. They're the grounded faction, the relatable 'everyman' that represents the common soldier compared to the insanity every other faction has going.
>>94653019isn't that the imperial guard?
You retards need to stop making so many threads. Tired of seeing other threads bumped off because you need a current thread and 5 past ones still up.
>>94653024The Imperial Guard is only relatable if you live in Russia, China, North Korea, etc. And frankly, half the time they're going onto the battlefield with Space Marines and psykers anyways.
>>94653038if your thread can't survive on one of the slowest boards on the site you don't deserve to have it
>>94653039Retard.
>>94653054>t. no argument
>>94652878Space marines.
>>94653039well in my opinion I feel like generally speaking they do a better job than the Tau at this everyman thing so it would be neat to see the Tau let loose a little.I can't completely pinpoint what kind of cool weapon or piece of technology that would make them powerful yet still fit their theme, because naturally coming up with the badass doohickey is half of it and the other half is matching the style of the faction and whatnot
>>9465302440k humanity is so far removed from modern humanitythink about how different life is now compared to 1500, now imagine that amplified 15 times over
>>94652720Necrons. Most of their vehicles are already very open in design.>>94653059I don't argue with faggots like you, calling you out is enough.
>>94653070I mean, here's the thing: Being a fanatical religious zealot that wants to kill everyone who thinks slightly differently from you isn't very relatable. The Imperial Guard does a good job of being threatening. They're nigh infinite in number, their lives are worth less than the bullets used to kill them, and they'll never stop coming in disposable meatwaves until you and your families are all dead. But relatable? Not very relatable for most people.
>>94652720How are you people not saying Admech
>>94653087Because we're straight
>>94653086I guess I can see what you mean, still want the Tau to become cooler though, them being the weak faction could only be interesting for so long or make sense for so long, you would think one of the factions would wipe them out or render them badly damaged by now
>>94652999It is a good pain
post models post wips you’re working on
>>94653087>>94653095To be fair, it would fit their aesthetic.
>>94653105no
>>94652878I would squad Custodes and Votann. I think Custodians should be walking plot devices rather than roided up statlines and Votann are incredibly uninteresting and don't interact with the setting at large. You can argue that Eldar don't do that either but Eldar are a much older faction and were going to matter a lot more before the Ynnari plotline was abandoned (Because every character in it was unlikable)
>>94653097To a degree, they are becoming stronger, it's just very subtle.For example, the Tau have gone from the "Oh my GOD I can't BELIEVE Titans are REAL!?" faction to casually mass-producing anti-Titan mechs. Likewise, they've gone from the "Holy shit your ONE HIVE WORLD has more population than my ENTIRE SYSTEM!" empire to having their own ecumenopolises with planets in the trillions and even taking hive worlds and forge worlds from the Imperium. Likewise, they went from having merchant ships that were moderately equipped for warfare as well, to having dedicated military ships that were totally dedicated to combat.Obviously they're not a peer power with any of the major factions yet, but we are seeing growth at least. We're even seeing reports of stalemates with the Imperium where the Imperium is stated to be taking casualties in the trillions in a grinding war of attrition. If nothing else, that's no small feat.
>>94653105
>>94653130>Because every character in it was unlikableIt was made so people like you can self insert
>>94653136Who self inserts as a thousands of years old space elf foid?
>>94653133you're right, it will be interesting to see how much further they evolve, I am actually a bit exciting, it's like they finally "get it" and are improving to counter it, with "it" being their almost hopeless situation, good luck to these blue bastards
>>94653146I always feel really bad for these cute abhumans cause there's no happy ending for them. If the Imperium loses, they all die. If the Imperium wins, they all die.
>>94653154Good. Death to furscum.
>>94653151sorry I meant excited
>>94653136I'm not a centuries-old knife-ear whose two sole qualities are arrogance and hubris.
>>94653095You can't fool me
>>94653159Reminder that the Imperium attracts all the furry art.
>>94652720Chaos had them in Epic
gw models are injection molded, but you get the finished product. you can create your own molds from this. why hasnt anyone done this? or done it well? or is 3d printing that much easier?
>>94653105Stop spamming your disgusting models and stop spamming threads early.
>>94653192plastic injection molding is expensive as fuck
>>94653192you mean your own plastic injection moulds? because shit costsif you're talking about resin recasts, that's a thing but it's way more convenient to buy them from someone than to recast them yourself, unless you're talking about a specific small part which you can do with an easy bluestuff mouldand yes, also 3d printing is taking over
>>94653169-and that's a good thing!
WORLD EATER BROSHOW WE FEELING?
>>94653215ANGRY!
Prime time baby.
>>94653234The fuck is the marine in the back holding? A banner with a skeleton, and a hammer on the bottom? That looks like ass.
>>94653154>If the Imperium loses, they all die.Why? They can turn to serving Chaos or become Tau auxiliaries. Orks used to have Ogryns among their ranks.
>>94653241nobody cares, nomodels
>>94653241thats how the guy became a skeleton
>>94652878VotannSpace WolvesCustodesIn that order of priority.Votann could go and almost nobody would even care. A total fumble of the concept that's already made some bad missteps in what negligible amount of lore there is, that I don't trust GW to repair, plus models that are utterly nothing.Wolves are just the worst of the murine chapters that people pretend deserve to be more than a pallet swap. They do have some cool bits for conversion purposes, so they go above votann.Custards shouldn't be an army and I really don't like how wide the proportions are, but having custodes bits is kinda cool. Should have stayed a single unit to ally in with other armies.
>>94653241It's a bladeguard veteran, of course it looks like ass.
>>94653241Don’t stop now.
How did things get so bad
>>94653271Be more specific. Things are bad everywhere.
>>94653272Bad mon
>>94653271You weren't molested enough.
>>94653273S’gonna all be irie keep t’fait.
>>94653283Me tink me gwan take me own life.
>>94653265babby's first contrarian post
Any Rogue Trader players in here? Just finished my Dogmatic playthrough. I would say the game is a solid 7.5/10, would recommend.
>>94653251yet you cared enough to respond
Thread is gay, post what you're working on
Big ups to the guy blueballing sallyfag’s masochism.
>>94653317
>>94653241Haha, you’re psychotic.
>>94653301I played it when it first came out, Iconoclast. It was so broken I gave up figuring out why arch militants had so much damage and Strategists/officers extra actions were insane. Everything past Chapter 2 was really undercooked.Besides that, the lore was awesome and it brought alot of attention to Dark Eldar and day-to-day imperial life.
>>94652878space marinesthey are the worst part of the setting
>>94653317Drilled assholes have a contender.
>>94653332Classes are insanely broken, and so are the companions (Kibellah, Cassia). They've re-balanced it from the launch, from what I understand, Arch-Militant builds are still really strong. Also, Kibellah can pretty much solo an entire enemy team without you even having to buff her.
>>94653317quintessential white woman post
>>94653317The Burning of Prospero
>>94653302No I didn't
>>94653349>>94653360Keep shitting on white women while wanting to desperately fuck them, faggots
>>94653366Calm your seethe, sister. It's a tame joke. If you can take the knot, you can take a joke.
>>94653366Do Italians count?
>>94653366Pajeet hands typed this post.
>>94653372Not as white people, no
>>94653372
>>94653317Lumi stop posting here
Dumb lore question. What happens to the souls of the average citizens of the Imperium? Not great warriors, or extremely pious zealots, living saints, and priests. Just the average person who lives on an Imperial world, not stepping out of line, they don't even know what a daemon actually is. They've never heard of Chaos. They just pray to the Emperor, go to church, go to work, raise a family, die. What Chaos God would get their soul, if any?
>>94653366What army do white women play?>Hard mode Just painting doesn't count.
>>94653384What kind of absolute heresy is this? Why would a Ch**s """""""god"""""""" get them? The Emperor protects.
>>94653366>wanting to desperately fuck white womenNice projection, homo.
God jul /40kg/
>>94653388Blood Angels
>>94653398SOVL
>>94653376>>94653378Good I’m safe then. All about that olive love.
>>94653372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU4n84Bc5IU
>>94653398Merry Christmas dude.
>>94653317What in the damn
>>94653384unless protected in some way, souls go adrift in the realm of chaos where they either dissolve back into infinite formless warpstuff (especially if they don't have a strong enough soul to maintain a semblance of coherence), get hunted down and preyed upon by lesser demons (screamers are particularly ravenous), they end up wandering into/forming an afterlife of sort where they linger as ghosts, or if their soul harboured a particularly strong characteristic/emotion/will they lose the rest of their individuality and humanity and start floating together other souls with affine characteristics in huge vortexes of warpstuff, souls and emotions, those vortexes are the underlying nature of the chaos gods
>>94653301Yeah it's pretty good, sadly I got locked out of the gsc quest because I rushed the Kibellah quest, so I'm waiting for the next expansion to play again, maybe with a friend.
>>94653317This has to be the same guy that did the genestealer group rape diorama
>>94653447The what
>>94653447The what?
is there any moment ever in which a Dark Eldar was nice or felt something other than sadism or masochism?
>>94653454>>94653458I have a picture of it but its basically porn and I dont want a vacation
>>94653470>I have a picture of itOf course you would you incel
>>94653470Okay, I'll take your word for it
So many selfproclamed krieg fans, and absolutely nobody making battle reports of their 3 book campaign.
I don't think I'll ever get back into the main game but i did buy a killteam set. How popular is killteam? easy to find games? I haven't checked any of my LGS yet for groups.
>>94653465I don't know and I don't really careif they stop being cartoonishly evil they stop being dark eldarif you want dickish but less retarded eldar just use corsairs dark eldar are just enemy fodder, narratively speaking, or to show how eldar are even greyer than they appear because they still regard them as cousins somewhat
>>94653465Yeah in rogue Trader. Depends on your own actions but the dark Eldar is a massive bottom and also acknowledges you somehow get shit done even if it's you giving weird (to him) orders.Inherently it's hard for them to do so since they literally live off of pain and suffering.
>>94652878Crustaceans or gnotann.
>>94653470https://catbox.moe/Just post it here?
Agents -> Custodes -> DaemonsAgents first so the 40k team can stop fucking both itself and Kill Team's rules sideways with this idea that every team needs a 40k datasheet.Custodes next because they're un-balancable, without hyperbole. Knights at least can get checked with good anti-tank and smart terrain placement but I've never seen a state in an edition where the gold boys aren't at the top or bottom of the tier lists due to their hyper-elite nature.Daemons because shoving the god-specific shit to the cult legions would solve their limited-units issues, add fluff out the ass for the cult legion codices, we can finally get rid of the ass-ugly soul grinder, and the HH team can stop doing masters-degree-level calculations to find a way to put it in their game. Anyone seriously playing undivided is a powergaming twerp or Word Bearer fag anyway, neither of which deserve nice things.
>>94653478Mean :( >>94653480You can probably find it in the archive of the 40k porn threads on aco if there is such a thing. I dont know if it would show up in our archive since its been deleted off here before
>>94653497bottom? are you memeing or is he actually more mellow than the usual dark elf?
>>94653465Most Drukhari aren't actually that bad compared to Asdrubael "Might as well be a Greater Daemon of Slaanesh" Vect. As long as they stay in the webway they can subsist for decades on just going to the collosseum and watching the BDSM babes torture people for a few hours. That's not to say that they don't survive on pain and all that, but rather that they're more interested in having cool toys, killing eachother, or flying really fast than they are in creatively skinning orphans alive. They're not really more deleterious to humanity as a whole on the day to day than the average Space Marine chapter is. The problem is that Eldar can live, theoretically, forever, so "felt nice cuddling with a puppy for an hour or two" is a drop in the bucket compared to the number of babies that they have to skin inbetween coming out of the clone-vat and getting shivved in an alley 2,000 years later.
>>94653507https://files.catbox.moe/81dc7t.jpgOk i hope i did it right
>>94653553Incredibly based.
>>94653553Somehow I was expecting a lot worse.
>>94653447>>94653553It reminds me of GSCBreeder.
Any quick suggestions to punch up the effect, or is it good enough?
>>94653384They get blown to smithereens in the warp and form the basic "matter" of it. The useful bits get dredged up and used for daemons, daemon weapons, or the landscape, or what have you. This is part of why the current state of 40k is the end-state of Chaos, because the overwhelmingly vast majority of human souls just crumble into warpstuff instead of getting eaten by the Emperor. Chaos was far, far weaker before Humanity became the dominant species.
>>94653317Magnus did nothing wrong, fenris deserves to be glassed.
>>94653568Try an orange or something for the iris to make it look more eye like.
>>94653580I did use an orange for the iris, what part are you referring to?
>>94653551you're saying that they can be sadistic but not crazy evil sadistic and be content in the webway doing all of these things for decades but then after some more time they start doing horrible shit to get the same ecstasy?
>>94653553That seems like a different anon
>>94653586I just rechecked and had to zoom in, it’s too close to the red in hue. Maybe do some brushstrokes on the edges to kinda pull it outward and use a more saturated orange. I’ll do a mock-up on m’spoon, one minute.
Wouldn't a Chaos Daemons army be the best because they can be used in almost any setting? 40k, Horus Heresy, AOS, Old world, etc?
>>94652704>listening SoB audiobook>get interest in collecting them>Check models>they're fugly>Decide to get Orkz insteadWhy is GW so shit at making women faces? Hell even some of their art has kinda cute sisters.
>>94653609I will just point out that its much more noticeable of a difference irl. It could just be my phone camera being a bit shit.
>>94653617noit sounds practical, but it doesn't work
>>94653617Can't mix demons in aos
>>94653617Sure, but then you have to play chaos daemons.
So with Grotmas detachment being super flacid and Ret Cadre being killed by the update, Tau are shelved until 11e.I want to try Death Guard but I have a feeling they're also a FeelsBad army in 10e.God I miss 9e.
>>94653617You can't mix Daemons in AoS and they are about to do the same to them in 40k
>>94653617>40kwhat's good in 40k isn't good in the other systems and they're soon getting split into 4 books>Horus Heresyglorified proxies >AOSsplit between 4 books>Old worldlegacy rules
How do I paint metallic purple
The exodites should be portrayed as cannibals to make them grimdark
What army do I start? I've narrowed aesthetics down to Drukhari focusing on the kabalite stuff or Genestealer Cults focusing on the mining stuff. In Sigmar I play ironjawz and khorne and so want something very different mechanically.
>>94652720Admech, easily. They've clearly tried to give their units all different unusual methods of locomotion.
>>94653675Thin your favorite silver with purple contrast instead of water.
>>94653655Here's a wild fucking idea- play armies you vibe with aesthetically and just enjoy the game instead of crying about metanigger shit and chasing the OP dragon.
>>94653684not very fitting for elves unless the cannibalism is actually honorable like with kroots.I'd rather have them growing their natural wraithbone by harvesting the bones of their enemies.cannobalism then would be a mere optional flair.
>>94653703>play armies you vibe with aesthetically and just enjoy the game instead of crying about metanigger shit and chasing the OP dragon.Thats what I did with 9e, and then 10e took away all my custom wargear.
>>94653685>Being either a Drukhari or Genestealer cuck Come on, man
>>94653709>not very fitting for elvesDivinity does cannibal elves well
>>94653703NTA, but have you considered that gaming is part of the fucking hobby?
>>94653721>not being a Genestealer cuckWe love Big Bug Cock here, bro
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>94653623If it’s more noticeable in person then so be it.
>>94653729No, we fucking don't.
>>94653729I just want to get my cock milked dry by the bald bitches.I would fuck a Genestealer though, probably.
>>94653685I'd go with dark eldar personally but it's up to you. Play style-wise they're probably the most different from what you play in AoS, but be aware they're glass cannons and will die if the enemy sneezes at them.
>>94653742You dumb fucking cuck
>>94653737Outvoted two-to-one.>>94653729>>94653742We love Big Bug Cock. Or possibly Bald Bug Cunt.
>>94653748Post your genetic material.
>>94653655Just play Mont'ka or something, jeez.>>94653703Different Anon here. I did. Then they took away the models I liked and replaced them with dogshit.
Do Droptroopers jump out of low voidships or just aircraft?
>>94653733would it work if I like "edge highlighted" a circular iris in yellow around the cateye? Or would the yellow being too bright not work? Something like pic
>>94653753>>94653761>MUH XENOSStop being a retarded cuck, and start living the human race. Not even shitposting right now.
Can any chaosfags help sell me on the faction? It's funny because I genuinely love Chaos in TOW, they feel like a genuine threat and have a lot of menace, plus the warrior design is about as iconic as you can get. Chaos in 40k just feels like it's shoehorned in and written to be a threat because it's what the writes want to portray. I think it might just be a problem of scale when comparing the two factions. Anyway, yeah, sell Chaos to me, right now it's just seems like a giant cope of a faction
>>94653775Nah. Gonna get rawdogged by a Lictor instead.
>>94653775>implying I'm not playing the Humanity: Evolved armyIt's okay anon. We'll make sure your retardation isn't passed down into the rest of the brood.
>>94653770That would be sick as fuck yes.
>>94653785Give me your address, then. Let's get a resolution with my hands around your fucking throat
>>94653783they're the only antagonist faction that ever actually does anything
>>94653766aircraftmarines make the orbital jumps
>>94653770Using very thin coats so it doesn’t overdo it yeah that would probably work.
>>94653130>I think Custodians should be walking plot devicesImagine snorting the coolaid this hard. Custards do little else than team kill and lose. While the pencil pushers brush the loses under the rug.
>>94653783Chaos is based on AoS, just saying
>>94653798I don't know enough of AoS to really make a call, but I can imagine that's true because it's just an extension of TOW
I like Space Marines :)
>>94653790>>94653796Gave my most valiant effort. Ill do the rest and then clean them up a bit. It does look kinda sick though.
>>94653809They're even cooler in AoS than the world that was. In AoS they rule everything and everyone is just scraping by.
Got in another 1k game with the scions today. Narrowing down my list for a range event, and right now I'm fucking with running 6 taurox primes. They really do punch pretty hard
I don't play tabletop. Can you anons give amusing stereotypes of the players you've come across? Ex. Ork players, Tau players, etc.
>>94653857Nah I don't want to
>>94653655>Ret Cadre being killed by the updateret cadre is dead because you cant DS a unit within 3"? how fucking flimsy was the detachment in the first place?
>>94652774I enjoy the results of the following:1. pva glue on base2. chinchilla dust on pva glue3. a mix of apple barrel paint and very dry coffee grounds applied once the glue dries4. Wash with appropriate color5. drybrush with the apple barrel paint.It creates a a variety of textures depending on how you do it including cracks.
>>94653857Yeah.>Space Marinesfags>Imperium in generalfurfags>Guardnazi furfags>Orksbased>Necronsbased>Eldarbased>Dark Eldarhella based>Taubased>GSCimperium adjacent so scalefags>Tyranidswomen>ChaosSee imperium, seething fags
>>94653867This nigga goes to Petco and grinds up Chinchillas for his models
>>94653873I was getting excited for my Tyranid "based" based on the xeno reactions... hopes dashed.
>>94653685You already missed the boat for affordable GSC. And they're about to pull up the ladder on Dark Eldar in the next year as well when combat patrol rotates. Plus, if you like the kabal aesthetic you're basically never going to get a better box.
Anyone happen to have scans of Psychic Awakening lore books? I want to read them but don't have a Warhammer+ sub
>>94653857eldar players are all the type of person who ONLY picks S-tiers in fighting games then gets mad if you ever point it outIG players are on par with MTGfags in terms of odor, and they're all either redditors are safe-edgy wehrabooscustodes players are all brazilians and filipinosadmech players are all depressedknight players are brazilians and filipinoschaos players are all collectively the guy who listens to power metal when he works outnidfags are boring chaserstaufags are either weebs or IGfags who are too hipster to play cadians/krieg and too lazy to kitbash their own regimentsorks are either redditors or extremely based hobby enthusiasts who are genuinely fun to talk withdark eldar players are crying with the admech playersmarines are all of these wrapped up because everybody owns a marine army
>>94653879If your basing doesn't have small animal bones on it then you aren't getting 10vp at my lgs. Still cheaper than GW.
Aint getting better than that, thanks for the assist anons.
>>94653892Where the fuck do you live that you see so many Brazilians and Flips, you turd?
>>94653857>space marinesThey have the best and the worst people>imperiumEither full chud or lgbtq++ activists>chaosCringe lore nerds who will happily write a wall of text/talk your ear off about how chaos has already won>xenoSmug cunts who think their farts dont smell. Except ork players, they know they smell and are pretty chill
>>94653901Glad to help.
>>94653645well you can but you need belakor now but only with SOME minor demons
>>94653914Ex-chair force, I've played in canada, america, germany, scotland, australia and korea and the truth stays the same everywhere
>>94653934Must have been on a Navy base with all the fucking Flips, then.
>>94653950Is that a ladyboy joke?
>>94653892I play Eldar and I usually aim for mid to high A, actually. Get past my wall of booms
>>94653956No, Navy just has a fucking SHITLOAD of Flips, especially in the higher enlisted ranks. You haven't heard of the Navy Filipino Mafia?
>>94653957>um, actuallyTypical eldar player
>>94653956He said Flips not Thais.https://thenonviolenceproject.wisc.edu/2023/05/22/the-filipino-mafia/
>>94653972It's tough being the coolest guy in the room at any given moment.
>>94653983Damn,>>94653922 was spot on.
>>94653963I'm a bong. I've heard of the E4 mafia, though
What is the cheapest compressor I could use for an Iwata Eclipse HP.CS airbrush? I didn't get the combo pack with a compressor because it was like an extra $250. Could I realistically just use one from amazon?
Just finished this fasta trukk
>>94654010I believe so yeah, but you have to make sure whatever you get is compatible with your brush specifically
>>94654010yes, just get an 80-120 dollar compressor with a tank that lets you set PSI off amazon, that's all you'll ever need even for high-end airbrushing
>>94654022cute cherry boys
>>94654022That's fucking great, Anon. Love the rusty/dirty aesthetic.
>>94654010The cheapest one you can find with a tank and a valve to control pressure. You literally don't need anything better for hobby airbrushing
>>94653388It's nids, women always seem to love nids
>>94653388space wolves
Damn, vanilla marines are really overpowered right now
>>94652878Custodes. They're too powerful in lore terms to be on the battlefield.
>>94654070It's the power armor that does it
>>94654034>>94654038ty anons
>>94652878DKoK
>>94653003Much better actually, sustained hits on power fists is insane and I'd take the storm bolters over the combi weapons any day. The regular vet bolters are a compelling ranged option but the termies are much more versatile imo
>>94653655Good, fuck tau
>put the model on the base holder after painting the base rim and the paint chippedGod damn it I hate these shits so much.
>>94654083>Better than sternguard + Primaris librarianbro, your lethal + sustained + devastating reroll hit + wound and +1 to wound anti infantry/tank/monster rapidfire dev wounds?
>>94654104>he doesn't varnish his models/bases
>>94654104Use a bottle and some mounting tape.
>>94654116Dev wounds for the most part are a giant fucking meme. This exploding six shit has completely poisoned players into forgetting fundamentals, like volume of attacks or using the right weapon for the right job
>>94653655Why are you such a baby? They finally buffed my marines and I’m still working on getting my tau going properly.
Scouts, termies, bikes or primaris slop mystery choice? Trying to decide my next project.
>>946541842000 points of dreadnoughts
I've been thinking about trying out painting 40k and I thought about getting a kill team to try painting to see how I feel about it, but there's a ton of these. Should I just pick whatever I think looks cool, or are there any that I should avoid for whatever reason?
>>94654116It's really not that good, it's decent against infantry, but against monster and vehicules it did not perform well when I tried the combo, it's an ok unit with the ability to do some damage to heavier stuff
>>94654196If you haven’t bought anything yet, go to a GW store and get a free model and paint that first to see if you actually like it.
>>94653867>chinchilla dustY-you mean the dust bath stuff chinchillas roll around in right?
Just realized there's no faction for cyberpunk style dystopia.
>>94654191I have so many already, probably close to it but they must have squatted half of them by now.
>>94654212Because there's an entire game for it.
>>94654212GSC and necromunda
>>94654212I think gw is trying to make the leagues that.
>>94654212I think thats supposed to be Leagues of Votann, but they have done a pretty piss-poor job of conveying it.
Its a christmas miracle!I finally finished her. I am so fucking happy with how this model turned out. Tried so many things outside of my general comfort zone, but many of them paid off. I love how she looks and Im glad I took my sweet ass time and took everything slowly. Look forward to me posting her everytime I get the chance to. Happy Christmas anons, see you all next year with more warhammer models.
>>94654196Depends, how experienced are you with painting? If you are not that experienced I would stick with something easy to paint. I would also pick out a unit that you like belonging to an army that you like, that way if you end up wanting to get more you have options. >>94654207Yeah, I got a thing of it at Walmart years ago and it will probably outlast me. It is great if you need to add just a bit of roughness to something but don't want something gritty. You could also freeze dry a chinchilla and put it in a coffee grinder but that seems less cost effective.
>>94653867Fuck did the chinchillas ever do to you man?
>>94654222And here's the special pic I promised that anon back when I started. >Captcha KX40KIt is meant to be.
>>94654225I think there would be some moral and legal issues with freeze drying a chinny. But the way you posted that reminded me of a screenshot of a redditor using the ashes of his pet in a dreadnought. I found that kind of morbid.
>>94654233Nothing, but I need to make my ruined terrain less smooth and sacrifices must be made.
since when did they change the morty grime formula to be literarily nothing? you could drown the model in it and it wont have any effect at all, iv had to switch up to agrax
I do not play warhammerHow good are the necrons?Some jackass messed up my order and I ended up with some necrons unitsI got a hexmark destroyer and lokhust heavy destroyer
>>94653621that's why everyone either keeps all their helmets on or gets some of the bajillion 3rd part alternate heads. it's not even an issue really
>>94654243>How good are the necrons?it doesnt matter if a model or faction is good or sucks, GW treats it like a live service so just paint what you want and it will be good one day
>>94654022Where'd you get the model?
>>94653766Typically from small void-capable dropships like Valkyrie.
>>94654239It could be sweet if he doesn’t actually use the Dreadnought for games and just as display.
>>94654222Ayy looks good. Are you the same anon that was working on that ghoul for a really long time?
>>94653146Idoneth Deepkin heads would be great base, if the neck was part of the head and GW didn't feel the need to carve a fish hook on all of their foreheads.
>>94654222Not gonna lie I'm conflicted about her. I like a lot of things about this paintjob but I dislike a lot as well. Glad you're happy with her though
>>94653892>orks are either redditors or extremely based hobby enthusiasts who are genuinely fun to talk withThere is no middle ground
>>94654267Absolutely not. Me, taking forever to paint a model? Couldnt possibly>>94654276Im glad you like the parts you like, and I'd love to hear about the things you dont so I can do a better job next time. In a model where I tried out 10000 different colors and combinations and methods and osl and stippling and freehand and etc etc Its only normal that some things worked and some didnt.
>>94654243if you don't play then what does it mean to you if they're good? those two models only net you 130 points in main game and don't fit into kill team or combat patrol
>>94654222Damn! Looking good! congratulations!I would love to see that piece hit the table.
>>94654257it's Orkaz Party Wagon from Stationforge. Buy it or download it from free STL telegram groups
>>94654278Damn bro, the detail work on that is fantastic. So many different colors, and clashing only in an orky way, not a garish one. Absolutely in love with the hazard pauldron and fist. You've gotta be proud of this one.
>>94654222Sick model and digits friend. Glad you switched from the green skin.
>>94654324Thx m8
>>94654302I ordered a different item from the store and I got those minis instead.I am just asking if at the very least I got something valuable out of it.
>>94654316Thanks anon, I hope to see her on a table someday too.Next up I think ill paint either the ork commandos kt or the nemesis claw.>>94654344Thanks as well. And yeah the green skin was definitely not working.I tried instead to do a cool marble skin effect, and while it didnt turn out outstanding cause the areas were so small, I do think they turned out quite nicely.
>>94654338Thanks anon
>>94649790where can I obtain this model or the bits for this model?
Inceptors + oath resulting in an instant kill on nearly anything in the game is kinda broken
>>94654406It's a kitbash of a Kataphron Destroyer and a Skitarii Vanguard.
>>94654467>>94654406And here it is from the back next to a Ranger/Breacher kitbash from the same two kits
>>94654467>>94654473good lord these go hard
>>94654122>mounting tapeLike, for a white tail buck?
>>94654222Love the star mantle.Looks gorgeous.What was your method? I wanted to do something like that with the staff of Orikan but I'd didn't come out right.Sadly no pic of it.
>>94652720>>94652726>>94652724>>94653686All pretty valid in their own ways
>>94654269Wait, why don’t they have eyes?
>>94654579Because they're good christians
>>94654243Their new detachment is quite possibly the most broken I’ve ever seen. So they’re doing alright.
>>94654582>Their new detachment is quite possibly the most broken I’ve ever seenYou've never played this game so that doesn't mean much
>>94654597Anon I…Seriously though, advance and shoot doomsday arks that can move through walls with +1 to hit against units on objectives is the very bottom of the shenanigans they can pull with it.
>>94653301Unironically too many talents.Just takes you out of the experience having to stop every few minutes to scroll through paragraphs of boring ass talent effects.
>>94654579Where they come from, you don't need no eyes.
>>94654570Meant to reply to >>94653082 instead of that other unrelated post
>>94654602>>94654597Lmao
>>94654028Retarded post
>>94654560I followed some tutorials, basically boiled down to>Pure black coat >Start by speckling the area with pure white dots. Use the brush and load it up with watered down white and then just flick it. Depending how you angle, how hard, you get different star sizes.>Then start stippling with your chosen color but dark, for example lets go with purple.>Stipple dark purple in "cloudy" shapes >Then I used a similar contrast paint over the area, sort of filtering down the clouds into the background>Restipple with dark purple>Then with a light purple>You then repeat this part with all the colors you want (Like I chose all of them)>When youre satisfied you speckle white over everything again>And optionally you can go in to "draw" stars to make some colors pop more. >The final touch is to paint ardcoat over everything to make it all glossy.Goodluck anon.
>>94654222It looks like ass
>>94654638>>94654560Oh yeah thats an earlier pic. I cleaned up some of the white stars with black, since i went a little overboard. So feel free to clean up before you ardcoat so you dont have to do it twice.
>>94654222I think the neon teal tactical rock was a mistake. Draws attention away from the character and fancy cape a bit too much. Rest of it looks good tho
just discovered full on kitbashing and am absolutely obsessed. i wanted to make my own chosen so i bought the hh marines which gave me 20 bodies and i just used a bunch of random bits i've gathered and it is the most satisfying thing i've done in the hobby yet. it's even more fun when you have to get creative or do things like rummage through vehicle sprues to find turret dude faces, or plasma coil bits to chop into a combi weapon.. this dude is my favorite of the bunch so far. he's screaming and shooting his guns like a mad man.being wysiwyg can be really fun
trying to talk myself into a helbruteanyone have an art or paintjobs that make them look any cooler or would I just be best off getting a contemptor dread and trying to convert it?
>>94654225Armies I like aesthetically are orks, admech, guard, nids, death guard, thousand sonsOnes I don't like are necrons (they all look exactly the same), eldar (like the vehicles, hate the infantry), basic marines (too much of a single color tide), knights (I like their designs but they look dumb as a standalone army with no other troops), sisters (ugly faces and too many BDSM gimps), votannIs this going to be a problem
>>94654667i used a venerable dreadnought because i hate the look of the helbrute
>>94654667>trying to talk myself into a helbruteYou have Paraphilic infantilism
>>94654662Yeah I kinda agree. At the time I was just unsure what sort of color to give it so I just kind of picked a random paint I liked. Looking back I'd make it something a bit darker, especially cause it'd make the green fire glow more intense.
Do Eldar tomboys deserve to be exterminated slowly and with maximum pain, like we do to other xenos?
>>94654682(You) should be exterminated, reprobate.
>>94654638Based, thank you anon.Screencapped your post and I'll try and redo the staff. It's a bit harder to do because it's such a small surface, but since all his better skills are based on star alligments and astrological shit, I wanted to make his staff unique.
>>94654682Yes, and so do you coomer. 40k is a brutal, ugly, and nihilistic setting. Coom/cute shit has no place in its ultra grimdark vibe.
>>94654667Contemptor is bigger than a Helbrute, they’re about the same size and dimensions as a boxnaught. I honestly like the Helbrute for the most part and I think their spare heads make for neat bits on Terminators.
>>94654697I think the best way to go about it since his staff is so small is either take some really old paintbrush you have and fuck up its tip and use that as stippling or use the corner of some sponge you might have. And what I learned is less is more. Dont go overboard like I did and it should turn out great.
>>94654579They're soulless mutants that live at the bottom of the ocean
>>94654666based, converting and kitbashing are the soul of the hobby
Also, RIP Skulls box.
>>94654712Now my problem is deciding what colours to use.
>>94654769it's not replacing the skulls box
>>94654699Wouldn't it be more unrealistic, even with the Imperium's retarded ultratradcath parody beliefs on beauty, that there'd be no pretty people in 40k?
>>94654699board was made by coomers for coomers
>>94654769Why would someone ask such a stupid fucking question?Of course they are not painted you fucking retard
>>94654777No. Nobody in 40k is pretty.
>>94654799blood angels are all angelically beautiful
>>94654774You must be knew to the hobby.>>94654794He probably got bought in from SM2 or something. World's full of retards, there's a reason boxes come with 'Supplied Unassembled and Unpainted' on them.
>>94654770For me I think the purple, blue and green colors turned out bestFunnily enough they're the ones that get covered in the final model.
>>94654803>You must be knew to the hobby.They explicitly said it's not replacing the skulls box, retard-kun
>>94654799>Nobody in 40k is pretty.Explain this qt slut then??
>>94654811>this is a 9 in the Imperium
>>94654808Maybe I'll do two colours inside the staff and one as an edge highlight.Blue and purple inside and green in the edges
>>94654809>They explicitly said it's not replacing the skulls boxWhere, Anon? Where do they say that. It doesn't say that in the article. Warcom's twitter account doesn't say it.
>>94654802>blood angels are all angelically beautifulNot until GW learns how to sculpt them that way
>>94654802More than that, they are so perfect, symmetrical and beautiful that they hit that uncanny valley beauty.They are too perfect.But then again, gw will always sculpt them as butt ugly as they can
Anons, I need some baddies and allies for an upcoming deathwatch campaign I'm running. Give me your dudes fluff so I can shamelessly rip it off.
>>94654803
You all ready to see Fulgrim announced on the 25th?
>>94654631post your airbrushed models
>>94654822The article literally links to the skulls on the webstore to advertise them
>>94654846I was making spelling mistakes online while you where still in diapers, buckaroo.>>94654866Yeah, and? Linking to a product to sell before it's taken off the market is an entirely normal. Just because they link it doesn't mean they're gonna keep selling it uninterrupted for the next decade.Where does a GW/Warcom member "explicitly [say] it's not replacing the skulls box" Anon? Explicitly doesn't mean presumed, or inferred. It means explicitly. Where Anon, where?
>>94654845The captain of the first company and the current Reclusiarch did a 50 year stint in the deathwatch together a when they were much younger battlebrothers. My chapter doesn’t view being seconded to the deathwatch as a great honour. They kill aliens just fine out on the frontier and they’re few enough as it is without sending off marines to die for the inquisition. Separation from the rest of the chapter is even more painful since many marines are literally family members as new marines are often adopted into their mentor brother’s family and marine’s are allowed to retain ties to old loved ones and even visit them when (rarely) possible. Deathwatch service is often used as a punishment and way to refocus wayward marines. Typically a chaplain or judiciar is sent along to keep an eye on the marines and make sure they’ve learned their lesson and centered themselves before returning to chapter. The 1st company captain’s failing was misappropriating chapter resources to interfere with domestic politics on the chapter’s homeworld.
>>94654845My Necrons are all tainted by the flayer curse but they remain "sane" and most are not full flayer yet. They are obsessed with bloodshed up close and personal and the lords only feel satisfied if they can finish an engagement drenched in the enemies blood and guts.
>>94654769>they're totally getting rid of a box with fantasy skulls in it for a 40k exclusive boxretard-kun...
why would someone be upset about the custards helmet in the basing set?
>>94653317we better see an update soon
>>94654892They would absolutely do something like that. Cause a rush to buyout remaining Dkulls boxes and then replace it with a smaller, more expensive, and more restricted/brand-specific kit. That's totally inline with GW behaviour, and if you don't understand that it is then you're either a retard, or a double-retard.
>"online gift voucher">it's not even a gift card, because people might resell those>just straight cash because GW might not actually have things in stockDamn they really gonna be like that huh.
>>94654915>n-no u...I accept your concession
>>94654072I mean, ditto to primarchs, loyalist and traitor.
>>94654898Some retards actually believe that the banana boys can never lose.
New combat patrol is dank.
>>94654940thats the reason? thought it was some lore reason lol like they disintegrate on death or something
>>94654845My tau are 4th sphere veterans who's ship was wrenched off course and didn't end up on the other side of the star tide nexus, so they're just lost somewhere in imperial space. they've taken control of a small planet around a super massive star and they run raids into imperial space for materials that they use to build their colony.
>>94654811
>>94654969im gonna hotglue that mini
>keep getting recommended videos on youtube saying games workshop is collapsing>Games workshop is doing better than ever
>excited to paint>Queermas getting in the way
>>94654969>didn't do the eyelashes0/10
>>94655018What's making people believe that GW is collapsing this time?
>>94655020Try not being queer.
>>94655035
>>94653105Stink like a fart appears, it is these
>>94654845>>94654959Mine are similar, only three ended up in the service of a shithouse crazy rogue trader in promise of returning them to the eastern fringe when their contract was up. Then they realized he was bug fuck and have been steadily subverting his house with Greater Good propaganda. Meanwhile he uses them as deniable assets to steal back his tithes to the administratum after they’ve been turned over. There’s a lot fewer of them now but they’ve picked up a ton of Gue’Vesa and are just waiting for the right moment to overthrow the madman and Go. The. Fuck. Home. In the meantime they’ve all kinda gone squirrely themselves and started slapping skulls and purity seals on their mechs in a parody of the humans they’ve been stuck with for years now.
>>94655053They* not three. Ffs.
>>94655033>eyelashesDo. Not.
>>94655018Stock price is up because of Space Marine 2 and the Amazon announcement. Doesn't necessarily reflect model sales or the overall health of the hobby. No one really knows that except GW themselves
>>94655041>GW COLLAPSE!!! headline>look inside>two literal who physical stores stop carrying gw products, one because of stocking issues, another continues to sell citadel paint
>>94655035>>94655041A lot of LGS are no longer going to sell GW products because of GW's new strategy of severely limiting their supply to LGS to pressure customers to go to official stores or online. Somehow this is being spun as backlash against the femstodes thing.
>>94655076GW should sell products on their site at a discount if they want people to buy shit on their site then. Shit is way overpriced compared to any hobby shop's stock.
>>94654794youd be surprised how many secondaries are only kept out of the hobby due to the fact you have to paint the models. I cant tell you how many times ive ran into "if gw only released fully painted minis id play the game"
>>94655083You've figured it out then. They want to squeeze the supply chain to LGS that usually offer a 10% discount while hyping up FOMO for the newest release to corral people into their store. Most people aren't going to go to ebay or wherever to get a cheaper deal from an online retailer.
>>94655095I jaunt FB marketplace and buy/sell discords for that purpose. I’ve spent maybe half as much as other people building my armies up.
>>94654803>you must be knewYou must be new to the English language and thus shouldn't be trusted to properly interpret Twitter posts
>>94655083Gw can't offer discounts on their site or in their stores because they are the suppliers for all the other hobby shops. Imagine if you buy your stock from a manufacturer and then find out they're not only selling directly to the customer bypassing you, but also undercut your prices.You would stop doing business with them immediately, and GW can't rely only on their own limited number of stores to move the volume of product their customers want.
What do you think is the main cause of the current state of the Imperium of Man? What caused the massive corruption, moral and social decay, regressing technology, etc. Was it the death of the Emporor? The results of the horus heresy? Activities of the inquisition? Bad leadership? How did things get so bad?
Do you think Pedro Kantor would be proud if I decided to finally complete community college and get a degree in my 30s instead of killing myself?
>>94654953Which?
>>94655151Yes.Never commit suicide, anon.
>>94653693Do I mix them in a pot to have a whole pot of it or is it more of a mix it on the brush/wet pallet type deal
>>94655151You're a young man, anon, you still got time for both.
>>94655151No, that’s the bare minimum for him to shrug. You have to live a long struggle and truth filled life with grit and deceny to make him happy
>>94655151Maybe you should find a whore to kill you by sucking your soul out
>>94655132It would also reduce the perceived value if they reduce the price they charge. Best they can do would be to offer sales a couple times a year, like AAA games do on steam. It's the old trick of jacking up price, just to offer a meaningless discount, when the effective price is just the discounted price
>>94655151He'd prefer you start a lawnmowing service
Losing this dude must've been 9/11 for dark eldar players.
>>94655191That 5th edition rework did wonders for Dark Eldar and their aesthetic. Their first iteration while not terrible had some... questionable models compared to the refresh versions.
>>94655191Something deserved and a long time coming?
>>94655198
>>94653105most poddles
>>94653105Think I really this colour schemeGoing forward I'm going to make the cloak gold too and keep the gun muzzles green
>>94654845>I need some baddiesDon't we all though
>>94655227
>>94653105Holy fuck lmao
>>94655258
>>94655241I think it needs a heavier brass drybrush but is very close to looking passable
>>94655227toys for tots tourney last sat saw me shin kicking a bunch of armigers after ganking a big knight
>>94655264
>>94655191
>>94655271>an actual nu-coteaz modelI never thought I'd see one in the wild
>>94653105>black is straight basecoats and nothing else>red is basecoats and nothing else>gold is basecoats and nothing elseBoy oh boy I hope I see these posted for the next 90 days straight every 4-5 hours
>>94655273
>>94655279final shots of the game was the stompa shooting nu-coteaz for like 38 damage. Knight player is brand new to 40k. real nice guy
>>94655284what are you using to take pictures? they're nice
>>94655286cool stuff, love your stompa
>>94655290just my phone, nothing special
>Watch 40toob>Vid on bolter>Grimmdumb>Power wank>Memes>Grimmdumb>Turns humans into bomb>Ammo worth more than a life>GrimmdumbGuard uses bulk ammo and mass production bolters.SMs use artesan bolters and ammo.Ammo would deffinitely not cost more than a life, unless its production required a life.Even then stealing it would probably be slavery, death or servitor'd.Guardsmen low on bolts would deffinitely raid SM bolt stock if it was left without security.Expecting realistic exaggeration from autistic, never served, no guns might be too much to ask.
>>94655355space marine bolts wouldn't fit in guardsmen bolters
>>94655358Depends on caliber.Would be funny if guardsmen scrambled away with few boxes only to find out its wrong caliber and on next moment they get worst jobs.>Right caliber>Hot like Finnish machine pistol ammo>It wrecks the guard bolter
>>94655384Nope, the largest guardsmen bolters are smaller than marine boltpistols, they straight up cannot use marine-scale rounds
>>94655389It would be more likely that sm bolt rounds are too small since most common guard bolter is heavy bolter.
>>94655355Ammo could be worth more than a life if it’s rare or otherwise special ammunition.Then there’s voidship-sized ammo, which is obviously worth a whole lot of mud-pounding losers.
>>94654845GSC uprising on a penal world that's almost an icy deathworld. Heavy emphasis on vehicles and flamers due to the primary exports being minute quantities of ores and (lmao) fresh water from the glacial surface.So GSC in classic orange jumpsuits under the body armor.
>>94655399>ahurr durr durr
>>94655423>Then there’s voidship-sized ammo, which is obviously worth a whole lot of mud-pounding losers.What do you mean you lost the ammo?
>Reivers can have Deep Strike>Only phobos lieutenants have DS>Not even the REIVEER LIEUTENANT, the FUCKING GUY MEANT TO LEAD REIVERS, can have deep strikeClown world
>>94655461Send them a dick pic topped with a Marine
>>94655461paint up some more eldar to distract yourself
>>94655461shit wrong thread
>>94655475We can still help you, post models and we'll give advice
>>94655461>>94655475this is a /xivg/ crossposter
>>94655480it's an "e-crush" in a video game, not a real one, I was making a silly joke
>>94655485Don't care, post models
>>94655487I'm not done them
>>94655490Nice Sanguinary Guard.
>>94655490What Blood Angel unit is this?
>>94655490You must be very brave to own a Stormcast Eternal
>>94655502why
>>94655505They're at a high risk of having very recent kits squatted.
WGA's The Damned is closing on the 31st and I finally caved into their chaos cultist looking plastics.Problem is I want to make some chaos commissars out of third party now. How are the bits I've highlighted from pic related?>inb4 armsThey will be standard fatigue arms with power swords and bolt pistol looking bits. I'm more concerned about the torsos and legs and heads.
Why did the Emperor decide to make the majority of his sons European and make Khan unambiguously Asian? Which as a result of the gene-seed also makes all of the White Scars look asian.
>>94655520Because mongols were cool.
>>94655526He needed a son for advancing on fortified positions and heard Mongolians are good with walls
>>94655520dunno ask /hhg/
why are custodes proportioned like midgets?
why do people pretend like 3d printing is complicated? Is it another example of boomer pretention in the hobby?
>>94655515>chaos commissarsDoes it have to be specifically a commissar or would just a Chaotic task master do?
>>94655601>chaotic taskmaster That might work.
>>94655520Primarchs are meant to represent the great empires of history. The Mongolian empire is the biggest single landmass empire ever in history, the single bloodiest that reduced the human race by 11% in a single generation during Temujins time, obviously they get a 40k stand in.
>>94655619What empires did horus, angron, lorgar, mortarion, fulgrim, and alpharius represent?
>>94655623or corvus vulkan and ferrus for that matter
>>94655619No they're meant to represent european history. The only non white primarch is khan, and that's only because the mongols invaded europe.
>>94655634>>94655623>>94655625
>>94655146The Horus heresy and the scism of the mechanicum wrecked the information, industrial and technological capabilities of the imperium.Then, losing the Emperor and Malcador, who united the vast majority of humans under a common goal, made everyone fracture and turn more for their own shorter term interests rather than grander goals, also resulting in shit like the war of assassin's and that kind of stuff.Also finding out how fucked and corrosive the warp is, necessitating the growth of the ministorum and the inquisition.40k is a hard place to live in.
>>94655619>Primarchs are meant to represent the great empires of historyPrimarchs are meant to be an old fart's random coffee stains on paper done in an afternoon without much thought
>>94655545Well, for good resin minis it takes a bit of time, skill and effort to get right.And despite the supplies and printer being relatively cheap, you still need to have the space and ventilation to use safely, which is specially important for the people here with children or pets.Haven't gotten myself a printer yet because I lack proper ventilation and I don't want to play the lung rot lottery for some fancy minis.
>>94655707Fucking retard, stop talking
>>94655710How about you kill yourself if a conversation makes you so upset
>>94655707>I don't want to play the lung rot lottery for some fancy minis.Fans
I'm gonna call it here. I could maybe highlight but I don't see the point. Shading and small detail work is going to be ruined by the massive layer lines. This was just a test run before my resin printer gets here anyway. This is a Retributor Squad that is in combat with chaos wolves. From left to right; Retributor Saya, Retributor Hina, Retributor Superior Runie, Retributor Muyu, Retributor Eimi, and in the back is Runatic the Cherub.
>>94655733>>94655733>>94655733
Primarchs should be squatted
>>94655734sanest sister player
>>94655734Thin your paints
>>94655741I thought I was
>>94655160You can mix it in the pot, but I'd do the first few tests on a pallet
>>94652704>What would The Emperor want for Christmas?
