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FUCK THE THROODER OP'S TQWHAT IS YOUR ARMY? AND WHAT ARE YOUR FETISHES!?
>>94682747we had this question a couple times alreadyadmech; feet,mesugaki
>>94682747Primaris /mydudes/tall women, amazon women, cumflation, ss, monster girls
>>94682747Sisters, bdsm, amputation, sensory deprivation, turning women into living fleshlights/furniture
>>94682754>/40KG/ SAYSNo, only you Anon number 94682754.
If what Gav said was true about the female custodes, I just hope the model looks good.
>>94682747Tyranids and tomboys
>>94682747daemons cuddling, intimacy i'm so fucking lonely
Which Primarch is going to return next? Would you like Leman Russ, like all the rumors claim?
>>94682815what a novel question
>>94682747>lamentersanon bitching and samefagging because he didn’t get to make another thread
>>94682825You're literally the only one racing to make the threads early to repeat the same dumb questions and post the same dumb images.
>>94682727>tqcatachans as a whole are the best aesthetic this universe has.
>>94682727>page 6
What are some good sources of proxy models for Ynnari
I wish we could just let a thread get to page 8 or 9 before making a new one
>>94682831the funniest thing is early threads made by anyone else get deleted
>>94682837Amen to that, Brother
>>94682837>generic jungle john rambos>best aestheticmust be painful to have such a shit taste
>>94682844>>94682846That’s because you have a strange need to make threads because your life sucks so bad or something. You’ve posted about it a few times now.
>>94682837Fuck yeah. Can’t wait for the KT, hopefully next year or so.
>>94682859shut the fuck up and post your awful black armor so we can make fun of you again
>>94682825>>94682859Don't project so much edgecoc
>>94682859I dont care who makes it, making threads on page 6 routinely disrupts the conversation
>>94682864>>94682865>>94682867Haha, that bit of truth hurt you.
>>94682815It's Russ.After that it's Sanguinius.
>>94682747orks, csms, dark eldar (in that order of favouritism)spanking and leashes (giving not receiving)
>>94682785What did he say?
>>94682889He's suggested that one is on the way.
>>94682747Eldar/Dark EldarWeight gain, muscle growth, raceplay
The Chudhammer and cultural warriors picked up on the News story that female Custodes were retconned.https://x.com/Grummz/status/1872715201818337316But it turned out that one of the writers of the Ultimate 40K Guide said that they didn't retcon female Custodes. In fact, he might have slipped and said there is a mini coming out for them.Picture related.
>>94682727>TQTraitor Guard of course
>>94682904I fucking hate when people mix up "a part" and "apart." They're literally the exact opposite definition.
>>94682904>Unironically linking grummzKill yourself
>>94682889see >>94682904
>>94682904we didnt care when you brought this up yesterday either
>>94682894It’s weird how you didn’t complain when you made one at page four last night.
>>94682875NTA but those quite literally cannot all be the same person
>>94682904Fuck off with your twitter chud/tranny wars
who would be physically the strongest without cybernetic, magical, or genetic enhancements?Ogryns, or the Orks maybe? Do custards and demons even count?
>>94682971Custodes are genetically enhanced
>>94682971Tyranid biotitans, duh
Space marines subfactions should all be squatted
Chaos is good because its the one faction that loves conversions and kitbashes. >orkslooted stuff is cool but I like shit that will make someone want to look twice to try and comprehend what is in their face.
>>94682978I thought they were made from warp magic from scratch or something like that>>94682981oh yeah that's logical, Tyranids are fucking strong as hell
>>94682981Are? Inn 7th ED Shield of Baal, a C'tan shard casually tore a biotitan apart.Marines beat C'tan shards. Ergo, marines are top of bioengineered war forms.
>>94682998No. They are taken as infants and are remade at an atomic level using eldritch sciences and knowledge that have yet to be explained.
>>94683002nta plot armoralso it's normal for a huge bug creature to be beaten by an almost almighty elemental like entity, it's not even a physical fight anymore it's just blast and shit>>94683010and yet they are still capable of getting beaten by a bunch of clown elves?
>>94682932maybe anon was asleepbut it seems you were awake, so why is that early thread bad but this early thread good?
>>94683028>and yet they are still capable of getting beaten by a bunch of clown elves?Harlequins can punch hard enough to crack marine power armor.
>>94682747>SM, CSM, IG, nids, orks>impreg, pregnant, tomboy, cumflation, midriff, braids, ponytail
>>94682747Blood Angels Breastplay, cumplay, pregnancy, incest
>>94682747>world eaters>csm>tagsRape by proxy, Mindbreak, corruption, Rape, excessive rape, Rape, femdom, femboys, impregnation, also consensual rape.
>>94682747>Custodes>Muscular women, futa, ryona
>>94683063>consensual rapeWat
>>94683067you wouldnt get it.
>>94683063>Rape by proxy>consensual rape???
>>94682727>TQAncient egyptian aesthetic is top tier and you cannot convince me otherwise
>>94682727>>94682932Why did you make a new thread when the last ones are still up and running? This is not a fast board.
>>94683094It's der throoder
>>94682904>female custodes still apart from Warhammer>apart from Warhammer>apartThere are no female custodes
>>94682747Tyranids, GSC, Votann. Also starting EC next year.Breeding, tomboys, free use, getting married women pregnant but specifically without the husband's knowledge.>>94682815If I wasn't sure about Russ/the wolves refresh before, I am now; GW pushing old stock is a dead giveaway. Pity, I'd prefer Vulkan.>>94682904Nobody gives a shit, that said GW is gonna follow the money and the zeitgeist.
>>94683078>Have ancient Egypt aesthetic >make bad deals with powers you don't fully understand to achieve immortality >it backfires horribly Tale as old as time.
>>94683094because he's a massive faggot and making the threads early is the only way he can feel in control of anything in his entire pathetic life
>>94683107
>>94682727What aesthetic does admech fall into? Because that's my favorite one
>>94682727>page 6>5 threads in the catalog
>>94682932Maybe because it wasnt meMassive faggot throoder
>>94682906Those aren't your models and ou don't have any Traitor guard regardless
>>94683076>rape by proxyits when you get two unwilling participants to debase themself with one another at the behest of a greater party. Its the normal kind of torture that chaos does where they force people to be their own torturers. >consensual rapeerror in communication turned into mating press.
>>94682747Blood angels, emperor children, arbitersfeminisation, child pornography, shemale on male, gay, cuckoldry, blacked
>>94683035let me guess, warp magic blessed by their laughing deity?
>>94683149you people really need to spend less time on nhentai>>94683167>those tags
>>94682983This is the opinion of someone with no battle ready models
>>94683167Actually believable
>>94683147>>94683180Why are you so desperate to bait people into posting models that you could associate with their opinions? You could always go on reddit where you can see post history by clicking on a username
>>94682825Literally rent free kek
>Living Tyranids had been captured from realspace and taken back to Commorragh many times in the past, yet no more than a handful of broods had ever made it to the undercity intact. The alien weapon-beasts were violent in the extreme, and fetched a high price within the Wych Cult arenas and Haemonculus Covens alike. Thus far, the attempts of the Covenites to recreate or synthesise Tyranid biomatter had proved stillborn. Even the haul taken from the ill-fated world of Dûriel – specimens from two different hive fleets that the Haemonculi had attempted to blend together – had dwindled almost to nothing. The Tyranids were made from matter far stranger than mere flesh and blood, and their race would not be easily manipulated.What is this matter that makes Tyranids more than flesh and blood?
>>94683185Gets people to post their models who otherwise wouldn't and I like seeing people's models
>>94683204they're innately psychic to some extent, its highly likely that being born while not under the influence of the hivemind might not allow the tyranid to survive
>>94683204whatever the fuck it is it's probably what makes them dangerous to psykers and gives them that warp shadow
>>94682747Space Wolves, Eldar>big tits and getting my dick throated
>>94683185Uh oh nomodels melty
>>94683167Begone you disgusting freak
>>94683204their organisms are made by an awful lot of individual symbiotic entities which are likely coordinated by the hive mind.I'd also guess the tyranids have inbuilt failsafes to prevent their shit from getting experimented on by others too much.kind of like how certain preys sour or poison their meat when caught or upon death.
>>94683232Kek
>>94683147I have hundreds of traitor guardsmen and cultists
>>94683132techno religious.
>>94683242>>94683147And here is one of many tanks.Those Rep. Overlords traitors just look awesome and it was the first traitor guard pic i found on my desktop to post. Happy now?
>>94683245stormcast eternals ( turned into chaos warriors of csm of course.)
>>94682747CWE/DEForce impregnation, incest, domination/submission, shibari, ears/neck licking, latex, sensual
>>94683242>>94683251>inb4 after wasting a hour on google lens trying to find some reddit account with these models, op keeps sperging out because you didn't timestamp the photos.
>say thing>no you dont/you've never/you don't have any>um yes I do>uh oh *insert topic* melty>why are this way?>I accept your concessionAlright guys I've speedrun the thread, pack it up and make a new one.
>>94682747world eatersAMoHF
>>94682971Emperor or Mankind.He is a 4 meter tall giant that can lift mountains, the psyker powers are just a bonus.
>>94683242>>94683251Based. I kneel to you traitorking
>>94683312Corpses are notoriously not strong, actually
>>94683316Your mom is a corpse.
>>94683312I thought he isn't a giant and only appears this way because of his powers affecting mortal brains and/or being comprehended differently because of how otherworldly his force is
>>94683251Qt tonk anon
>>94683324hes a master of biomancy he can make himself that tall if he wants to
>almost 2 hours later old thread is still at page 6Op is a faggot
>>94683281ok>>94683346>>94683346>>94683346
>>94683107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw
>>94683344And yet mods will do nothing. They'll ban at the drop of a fucking hat, but they won't do anything about der throoder.
>>94683321https://youtu.be/e_2Lq-EJTHQ?si=yj3LYQSkOsOIn102&t=475
>>94683341arnt the nids the masters of all biotech?
>>94683344>>94683351>>94683357>I know how to solve a problem! I’ll be worse!
>>94683362biomancy is a psychic dicipline
>>94683351pretty based lmao, try outthrooding this one, edgecoc
>>94683376oh never mind then, my lore knowledge on the psychic stuff of warhammer is a bit limited since I am a bigger fan of the more sci fi stuff, i mean it is a sci fi setting at the end of the day or science fantasy but regardless
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>94682747Salamanders and World EatersFeet
>>94683382So you don’t have a problem with not getting to make threads? So you had to make a thread?
So how do T3 races like Eldar/DE actually hold a fucking objective and not get nuked clean off of it
>>94683395You keep saying it every thread. Everytime you say it it gets pushed back 3 months.
>>94683395are the dark eldars just a faction of cenobites but with tech?
>>94683395Lol. Lmao.
>>94683402>everyone is the same person!>I'm not mad!
>>94683404You don't
>>94683408Cenobites have tech. What do you think the cube is?
>>94683404You see, they have these things called wave serpents...
>>94683428a demonic artifact?
>>94683324He is a giant.>but SoSNon-canon bl diarrhea.
>>94683456No, it’s not nearly that old.
>>94683466him being normal-sized was canon before black library was a thing, tourist
>>94683469it's actually a piece of tech?
>>94682747Space Awoos, Sisters of BattleCatgirls and yuri
>>94683471NTAlore I dont like is new and therefore not canon is and always has been a dishonest argument to dismiss stuff
>>94683471>him being normal-sized was canon before black libraryIt wasn't.>RTNon-canon shit that has been retconned.
imagine this, make the Jokaero self aware and give them the bodies of Ogryns
>>94683478was canon in second and third edition toocope however you like, you'll always be incorrect, nomodels-kun~
>>94682747imperial guardfat chicks
>>94683481an ork mekboy?
>>94683488>2nd, 3rdObsolete and retconned boomer lore.
>>94683312>He is a 4 meter tall giantNo, he isn't.
The EC release will be bad, I've seen it.Fulgrim is the only halfwat decent one you guys are getting.
>>94683495>innate knowledge of the old ones>super strengthfucking hell I thought I had something there, are the Orks comparable to strength to the Ogryns?
>>94682747Tauinsemination, gloryhole, males losing their virginity by creampie
>>94683502>No, he isn'tYes, my mistake. He is 5 meter tall giant.
>>94683509Normal ork boy? No.Nob? Still no. Big nob? Yeah, thereabouts.
>>94683507World eaters and thousand sons was so barebones im convinced they’ll do it again
>>94683520No, he isn't.
>>94683527difference is world eaters and tsons had good looking infantry to build their new models off ofnoise marines have never looked good
>>94683509>are the Orks comparable to strength to the Ogryns?if you want.jokaeros are still stronger than both, considering the muscle density of primates, they're just smaller and less aggressive.
>>94683521another orky question, I heard the Jokaero can create tech that's sometimes better than the necrons because of old one knowledge if you got lucky and they weren't making something dumb or worthlessDoes that mean that back in the good ol days the Krorks would make better stuff than the necrons too since they also had the same knowledge or is this a stretch?
>>94683555Possibly but unlikely. The krorks were made to be the Old Ones' muscle in the fight against the Necrons, the Eldar were more the brains. We know krorks were likely much more intelligent than the modern orks but does that extend to absolute geniuses with tech? Probably not.
>>94683540>world eaters look good lol. No.
>>94683573so the Necrons and the Ctan and I guess the old ones themselves remain as the ones with the best tech right?
>>94683555We just don't know, maybe the krorks scavenged and retro engineered necron tech just as much as orks do with human tech now and that's it.The fields of tech in which the orks go above and beyond human (and almost anyone elese's) tech are teleportation and forcefields, they might have a type of specialisation rather than the full spectrum of tech.
>>94683491The man loves his tanks
>>94683581that is a cool way to look at it
BUFFDEATHCOMPANY
>>94683574babby's first contrarian post
>>94683593No :^)No hammers for them, either :^)
>>94683593just play them with their pre-codex rules and tell any complainers to eat shit
>>94683617No hammers for almost anyone, really.They're taking the warhammers out of Warhammer.
>5 threads upWhat the fuck is going on
>>94682747>Eldar and soon EC>huge breasts, huge ass, hairy armpits, excessive pubic hair, sweat, smell, facesitting, cunnilingus, anilingus, irrumatio, fellatio, defeat/instant loss, bondage/shibari, defloration, excessive cum, internal cumshot, cum in pussy, (forced) impregnation, futa/newhalf yuri, otoko no ko yaoi, /ss/
>>94682747>orks>milfs, breast feeding, big lip fixation (both top and bottom)
>BoK stopped updating their tourney list compendiumWhere do people go these days for competitive lists? I don't feel like trawling ancient forums, Youtubers suck shit in any hobby for meta analysis, and reddit doesn't know shit about shit.
>>94683277>Reddit Good luck. I am registered there, but only to get recasts. I never post anything outside of 4chan.
>>94683408They're cenobite vat baby (not clone) elf pirates with a very poor approximation of Dark Elf culture from WFB, except they don't even give a fuck about Khaine or any gods so fuck knows what they're about. The only interesting thing about them is they've managed to recover their population significantly, which makes you wonder why CWE don't give vat incubation and IVF a try since they most definitely have the technology.
>>94683580Eldar/Deldar tech is on the same level, it's just significantly weakened by the Eldar being psychically kneecapped by Slaanesh's existence. Unrestrained Farseer-level Eldar psykers can destroy planets.
>>94683716so that means 5 races are the contenders for the best tech? who wins?
>>94683725C'tan don't use "tech", they're energy beings. The Old Ones are all fukken dead. It's between the Eldar and the 'crons.
>A massive Imperium with heavy lore and lots of variety in characters to command from abhumans to tech priests to the almighty marines>a cunning future seeing almost perfect species relying on hit and run tactics, complex plans, tech and brain magic to outmaneuver you>a threat who is a mixture of demons and cosmic horror, corrupts almost anyone and anything and could remain forever>and ever changing neigh infinite swarm of constantly evolving bastards and a biology that's seemingly inimitable biology>a fierce menace that defeated their OP reality ruling masters and have the best technology in the entire game with the power to counter anything>the promising race of newcomers who while not having anything flashy or too unique can still hold their own for the most part with decent weaponry>a bunch of mushroom monsters with the ability to make doomsday weapons from random garbage and come in huge numbers and tons of muscles>fucking cenobites with the ugliest meanest tools of torture you can come up with and then some and they literally feed on your pain>oh boy I am getting excited what's the ninth faction!?>a bunch dwarves in space...
>>94683734ok but theoretically if they were alive
>>94683725Tyranids have organic worm holes with literal wormholes for mouth and ass.They also have FTL travel without needing to enter the warp.And I once saw one operate a forklift.
>>94683754I mean that's cool but I feel some of the other ones have similar shit
>>94683662Goonhammer
>>94683739You can't even speak English
>>94683748There probably are 1 or 2 living Old Ones in hiding somewhere, but without unfettered access to an unfucked Warp and their prime War in Heaven tech, they would probably be stronger than 'crons and Eldar but not by much, like C'tan shard/Primarch tier. With their prime WiH tech and access to a Chaos-free Warp they were literally stronger than gods (and even created gods).
>>94683734>The Old Ones are all fukken deadJokes on you, their empire span space AND time.
>>94683783I can, I just didn't review the thingregardless I didn't mean to offend anyone, all in good fun
>>94683783I bet you didn't know inimitable was a word
>>94683785how the fuck did they go to near extinction? If they are stronger than the C'tan
>Started playing 40k last JanuaryAm I a tourist?
>>94683739>>a bunch dwarves in space...antimatter axe
>>94683813do you own models that you're actively painting?
>>94683795The 'crons literally have specialists whose entire job it is to fuck with time. They got the job done, save for maybe one or two survivors who Yagrum Bagarn'd out.>>94683809A bunch of angry autistic cancermen turned themselves into robots and a lot of stuff happened
>>94683815they have what now?
>>94683815THEY ANTIMATTER NOW????
>>94683809The old ones got gangbanged on 4 sides>ctan, demons, enslavers, their own plandying might have been intentional
>>94683813Depends on how you got into the game and how many painted models you have.
>>94683819>>94683827so I guess through the combined effort of the C'tan and their Necron army they were able to eventually beat what's stronger than them just like how the Necrons themselves did to the C'tan who are stronger than they are
>>94683820
>>94683815>Votann don't matter Correct.
>>94683835The C'tan were also weakened by Cegorach manipulating The Deceiver into starting a civil war amongst the C'tan which involved them literally eating each other. The 'crons did the rest. The Krorks were becoming retarded at this point for unknown reasons and the Eldar were no match for full-power whole C'tan alone, so they had to go all Art of War on them and trick them. The 'crons were then defeated by the Eldar. Keep in mind 40k Eldar are much weaker than WiH Eldar because they can't access their full psychic potential because of Slaanesh, so 'crons without full-power C'tan were fucked.
>>94683817Yes. Slow to paint and collect but yes.>>94683830I've known about 40k from memes and games for ages but what inspired me to start collecting and playing was a gift from a friend
>>94683860but the Necrons still had the tech, wouldn't they at least be equals even without the C'tan's help?Then again they lost a lot after fighting said C'tan
>>94683876They still have the same level of tech, but they lost the full-power C'tan and probably a lot of one-of-a-kind doomsday weapons in the process of shattering and enslaving them. It's pretty explicitly stated the only reason the 'crons ever had a chance during the WiH was because of the C'tan, without them the prime psychically untethered Eldar pummeled them into submission immediately.
>>94682815>In terms of practicality? Russ or Khan, we know they are alive, and we know they are out there doing bullshit somewhere because we know they exist they can come back.>Practicality but not really groundedVulcan and Corax. Again we know they are alive, we just dont really know much about what the fuck they are doing, the closest being Corax who is chasing after whats his nuts in teh warp just to fuck with him. >Possibly could come back because its been hinted atFerrus COULD come back as leader of the Legion of the Damned, as its been heavily hinted at thats what he is doing, but it would not be a good move in my opinion>Not a fucking chance unless they just wanna fucking shit on the loreSanguinius, dude is dead, dude is turbo fucking dead, dude got bitch slapped by world breaker by super charged Horus. Having him come back would be gayer then primais marines and thats pretty fucking gay.
>>94683901I would put Dorn on the same level as Vulkan. He's still alive but he's in Khorne's blood jar on some daemon world somewhere still autistically resisting temptation
>>94683897I guess without the C'tan's power and their knowledge and their best weapons destroyed after fighting them, the Necrons were in troublea little bummed out because ethe idea of the Necrons matching anyone including a full psychic eldar faction with nothing but tech is what made me like them but knowing they lost some of the tech and needed the C'tan's physical aid is bummer like I said
>>94682747Is there not a single vanillafag in this thread
>>94683911Thats quite fair, Dorn as well but he is as you said, out there doing things and stuff that we dont really know.
i dont like ciaphas cainthe stories are boring and the jokes arent funny
>>94683915Did you read a single response?>>94682791>>94682801>>94683226
>>94683739>>a bunch dwarves in space...they would be a good faction if they even accomplished that simple taskits a bunch of not very dwarf looking manlets with vague norse theming sometimes in space
>>94683921I disagree on both counts.
>>94683824
>>94683912They were definitely hard carried by the C'tan. They still managed to defeat the Old Ones (and arguably the Krorks since they became retarded) and enslave the C'tan before finally being defeated by the Eldar. The Eldar themselves heavily relied on their own gods at this time too, and having total control of the Warp is just an insane advantage. 40k Eldar vs 40k Necrons are on very even footing.
>>94682839pilfer all the cool AOS elfs for kitbashig
>>94682815If GW wanted to prop up their chaos literally whos more they could bring Perty back to swear fealty as a daemon prince of Vashtorr.It would piss off just enough people to work.
>>94683915Everyone ITT is a vanilla sissy except for >>94682764>>94683167>>94683636
>>94683939I see what you mean, they both had almighty beings and tech to aid them but perhaps the Necrons had better tech which the Eldar made up for by having the psychic magicsidenote, if it was one anon spoon feeding me all of this, thank you and sorry to botherI know this shit but not the details, so thank you for putting up with me
What space marines faction is for me if I like moral reversal
>>94683957>moral reversalExpand upon that.
>>94683957Red Corsairs
>>94683955>sidenoteYw
>>94683960men are treated like females and females are alphas
>>94683970nu-Custodes
>>94683701>which makes you wonder why CWE don't give vat incubation and IVF a try since they most definitely have the technology.What's the point?DEldar can play with vatborn, because vatborns are abortions kept alive by mad scientists. To have abortion you first have to fuck and get pregnant, Craftworlders don't do that so there is nothing to grow in vat.
>>94683977Oh come on it's not like that even with the female custards
>>94683970Literally any other game but this one. Stop being a dommy mommy coomer for more then 10 seconds of your life.
>>94683507The noise marine troop box will be kino. Just wait and see.
>>94683982>vatborns are abortions kept alive by mad scientistsI thought they were just Camino-style IVF vat babies? And now that I think of it I guess Isha would take offense if CWE tried any weird fertility science.
>>94682727>Chaplains EditionVery based.
>>94683987Its not even about the femdom I just like the idea of women that arent so reserved. Just imagine going to a tournament of 40k and its almost entirely used by women. Imagine the smell.
>>94683939>since they became retardedI really wonder who did it and how? because without further input I'm simply going to write this silly string of assumptions>gork and mork didn't exist when the krorks were under the command of the brainboys>the creation of gork and mork might have sparked the rebellion of the krorks against their brainboys>the krorks didn't create gork and mork from nothing but they were suggested to them as a psyop to lead them to infight>the krorks were considered a threat by both the ctan+necrons and the ascendant eldar>the necrons and the eldar had trickster divine beings that were at times mistaken for each other
Is there a Chaos Space Marine equivalent of a Chaplain?
Does anyone here play Firestorm? I want to try a gimmick list of Oops All Transports (Eradicators in a Rep Ex, Calgar + Aggressors in a Land Raider, Hellblasters + LT in an impulsor) and then a bunch of smaller units + Gorillaman just for doing actions. How nice are the bonuses?I also want to try Oath'd Inceptors in Firestorm for S6 heavy bolters.
>>94684037I've never heard this theory before and I like it a lot. Two trickster gods of rival races conspiring together to trick a belligerent third race into manifesting self-destructive borderline identical gods whose identities they fight over for eternity until they turn into retarded football hooligans. Fucking hilarious.
>>94684031Can you, if fucking possible stop trying to inject your fetishes into a fucking board game, please.
>>94684047dark apostles
>>94684031Please leave this thread and never come back.
>>94684031>Just imagine going to a tournament of 40k and its almost entirely used by women.Go to any kind of feminist convention or /cgl/ meetup and you can witness it for yourself.>Imagine the smell
>>94684031People like you are so fucking annoying. This is not a game or setting about your fucking fetishes. Go talk about your bullshit on /d/ and talk about toy soldiers here.
>>94684093/tg/ is a coomer board, always has been
>>94684066Do they have skull helms? Feel like Chaos Chaplains should have even more ridiculous skull helms.
>>94684108They wear whatever helmets they want because they aren't bound by chapter dogma
>>94682904I really how you leftoids constantly bitch and moans demanding this retarded shit then call anyone who wants you stop a cultural warrior. Like you're not a cultural warrior for demanding diversity or female space Marines? From the people who used to say everything is political? You just inverted the reality, you guys started the culture war so quit bitching that people engage with it rather than rolling over and letting you do whatever you want. Also guess what, everybody hates woke shit and you guys are a minority. But this board is worse than /co/ when it comes to SJW retardation. Female custodes and Female space Marines are retarded and you're wrong for wanting them.
don't recall askingdefinitely don't recall caring
>>94684134wrong opinion
>>94683105>Nobody gives a shit, that said GW is gonna follow the money and the zeitgeist.Which means they are going to keep diversify their audience to appeal to a larger demographic of players because what the chuds want is dumb and just a minority of radicals.
Just finished up a game between Orks with Taktikal Brigade and Chaos Knights with their new detachment.I got to try out the new Tankbustas and Breaka Boyz against their preferred foes, so that was really fun.
>>94684149Chaos Knights got the first turn after I redeployed my battlewagon and trukks. He threw a knight rampager directly into the center of my army line. Both of my trukks blew up thanks to a Despoiler shooting 36 shots with sustained+lethal at them and a brigand with its meltas, and the rampager charged what piled out.
>>94684134I know that James will inevitably roll over for the vocal extreme minority who don't even own models, it's just a matter of time. That's why I purchase my manchild plastic from Ivan and Chang instead. Total GW shareholder poverty
>>94684134>Also guess what, everybody hates woke shit and you guys are a minority.Lmao you're so delusional chuddy. You think because Asmongold or Grumz says that wokeness is dying people are actually less progressive? We still have all the cultural backing. Games continue to be progressive and diverse, you have no power but bring a cultural warrior. And no the left didn't start the culture war it's the right fighting against progressivism and what's happening naturally. There's no subversion or agenda, just you being whiny sad pieces of shit. Every thing will get more and more progressive including Warhammer and continue to be successful. Fuck off. You lost. Go watch Arch.
>>94684108If I had to give them a helmet or mask I'd use a demonic onemaybe convert one from this guy
>>94682727>chaplain edition
>>94684167Grumz will say the sky is green if it makes him money.He is a well-known grifter.
>>94684161He played extremely aggressively on his first turn so I had to Waaagh!! to keep up. My battlewagon poured out it's contents of Breakas and Meganobz and they stomped up the field with decent advance rolls. I used a fallback+charge strat on the nobz, hoping to get them into a brigand to kill it.My breakas and Boyz got into his abominant, but my nobz and squighogs failed both of their charges. The breakaz did their job perfectly and blew the perfectly healthy abominant sky high. But my other units being exposed was devastating.
>>94684167>what's happening naturallyKEK>You lost.Remind me who's in the White House right now
>>94684164>I know that James will inevitably roll over for the vocal extreme minority who don't even own modelsAh, like the breadtube video essayists, vice journalists, and Twitter freaks who have whined and continue to whine about Warhammer not being diverse enough. You fucks are the minority it's why it constantly fails. You keep gaslighting the dyed haired progressives are the real Warhammer fans.
>>94684177>GrumzLOL i love that this guys claim to fame is "Hey guys i used to work for blizzard" and then everyone that ever worked with him echoed the same thing along the lines of. "Oh yeah he fucking sucked at his job and never did anything."
>>94684187Ackshually I was agreeing with you
>>94684167can neither you or the other guy talk about dumb woke and anti woke shit? they both suck, take it to /pol/ or /v/ at this point
>>94684178On the knights turn 2, I lost all of my nobz, my grots, all but 6 of my boyz, the meganobz fighting the rampager, and 2 breakas (I was shocked to not lose more). He was all over the objectives and my OC scores were just not there to keep up.My breakas were able to pop 2 more brigands on the fight back and on my turn 2 before they finally kicked the bucket. Those gits were worth every point.
>>94683208No you don't, you bitch about every model posted
there is another thread here now>>94683346>>94683346>>94683346
>>94684206and moves the goalposts every time someone actually posts what he wants
>>94684203On turn 3 my breakas were gone, and I was basically just trying to stay alive while taking down some brigands. With my main damage dealers completely wiped out I had really nothing left. That despoiler is just awful to fight against.After this fight I lost all of this meganobz unit and my Boyz, leaving me with around 4 models left on the table.
>>94684208>Throoding before bump limitOVER THE FUCKING LINE
>>94684220Even better it's up for about 3 hours now.
>>94684218Knights just seem painfully unfun to fight all in all.
>>94684218How can a paintjob be so based but so flat at the same time
>>94684218We played it out but it was clear as day who was winning. I couldn't get any primaries thanks to brigands being OC 8 and my secondary draws were just God awful. We ended the game 80-24 in favor of the knights.I'd definitely drop the squighogs next game for another unit of breakas. I'm shocked at how well that unit performed, basically getting all the kills I got in this game, while the squighogs flopped harder than a fat kid off the diving board despite being 20 more points.>>94684231Yeah, pretty much. You either have enough anti-tank to kill them and you table them, or you don't and you get tabled.
Is it bad to run marines in 10 man blocks?
>>94684241>Battle Ready 10/10 on the Knightsuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Knights could be cooler to fight if they had tables of different areas to be targeted so it isn't just a stat check and you could play strategically... and if they weren't their own individual army (Or at the very least they had more mortals running along side them so it isn't just "just bring anti-tank bro")Neither will happen though.
>>94684055Wanna hear another crackpot theory?The earthquake that caused the votann supercomputer of the necromundian kynn to be lost deep beneath the earth wasn't an accident.Something coveted the gene-editing and cloning capabilities of the machine.
>>94684248It's a casual game, we don't really care about that at my store.Also, it's worth mentioning that I think my list wasn't bad, just failing those 2 huge charges during the Waaagh!! turn absolutely killed me.
>>94684252>space skaven fucking with space dwarfsKek. Good stuff mane. Would be funny if it were kept a Necromunda exclusive thing to keep it an inside joke
>>94682727>Chaplain editiongood excuse to post this printed practice wipcape looks dogshit so I shan't be showing that side, trying to get good gradients of beige tones is way harder than reds for me so far, and the transition from PA burnt orange to my basecoat volcanic orange is way more subtle than I would've thought with how dull brown the PA burnt orange is normallyhave a genuine version of this chap to paint up after this one and a kitbash of the 2023 to use as further practice first
>>94684272This is p. fuckin cool, Anon. Awesome detail work.
>>94684269That's my wish as well.
Now that all of the grotmas detachments are out, it is shocking how unbalanced a lot of them are with each other in terms of what they offer:>Hey you want a cool fluffy detachment that allows you to bring allies and gives buffs to your army that makes sense in lore?>Or do you want something with a near universal buff like assault to all vehicles/mounted and +1 to hit vs objective holders?>Or... wait for it... do you want to have a 3" charge at the end of the enemy charge phase?
>>94684266>we don't really care about that at my store.My condolences
>>94684249That's literally how titanicus played and noone bought it
>>94684310Hang on, I posted this in the other thread, what the fuck?
>>94684326titanicus isn't 28mm 40k and doesn't have the cool factions.
>>94684282Cheers, I'm moderately happy with it, at least with some of the volumetric highlights excited to try again with the real model soon
>>94684326Oh that's easy, Titanicus is a side game that really should've been them bring back Epic from the getgo instead of this little by little approach that led to Imperialis which is heresy only, fucking faggot.>>94684340You are stupid faggot and I'll be waiting for you to shitpost this in the other thread.
>>94684249>>94684326To add more there was Imperial Knight Renegade with 2 knight models and rules for knight vs knight combat with diferent zones to hit and damage etc. Also no one bought it.Also knights in titanicus are meta and sucks at same time. They straigh up ignore like 80% of rules, all reactor economy and actions, void shields rules etc they don't get those.
>>94682785I fucking hope it comes out that ALL custodes are female. Might be enough to kill of the poltards with a combined aneurysm.
>>94684357Oh and that wasn't supposed to be a fucking faggot to the first anon, I was meant to say "fucking faggot GW".
>>94684178>>94684203>>94684218Color coordination on those knights is absolute diarrhea.
3rd edition Stinger my beloved.
>>94684343It has all the knight factions which is what was being discussed but okay
>>94683028You thought overhyped chold soldiers could do anything besides team kill, lose, and piss of the chuds?
>>94683204The elements which make up their molecules beign foreign makes sense as they have an origin outside the milky way.
>>94684388>It has all the knight factionsAnd none of the others.Nobody wants to play mirror matches only.
>>94684409ATOMS ARE ATOMS
2nd edition vehicle tables were the best, hated the 3rd-7th system with glances and penetrating universal tables. Hull Points were a bandaid fix to the main problem. Vehicles being high t, high sv and high wound models is ok but doesn't offer a lot of variety.
>>94684272That's a real nice scan, and the paintjob pretty tidy too orange and tealanon
>>94683701They are limited by the number of spirit stones available. Additionally, all deldar are doomed to a slow suck-death to slaneesh.
>>94682747Orks, Guardimpregnation, milf, furry
>>94684474>spoilerGuard, every time...
>>94682747OrksFacesitting
>>94684411>noooo you don't understand >the game has to be more complicated for everyone shooting at me but not for me shooting at anyone elseRope yourself you goof
>>94683835Don't forget the enslavers, some kind of interdimesional plague which goes after psykers.
>>94684240Needs a wash>>94684488Y'know there's other factions with walkers retard-kun
>>94684461It was honestly too nice, the scanner left a sprue gate on one of the skulls of the front that I had to go in and carve off without chipping the resin lmaowas gonna try to do their hound skelly emblem freehand on the cloak but with how fucky it ended up looking before even attempting that I decided against it
>>94684511You know most people aren't running them tho right retardkun?
>>94684525What do you mean? People take Wraith Knights and Riptide Battlesuits.
Adepta Sororitas is cool. I wanna kiss a sis.
>>94684488you see a solution that's too complicated, everyone else sees a status quo that's too simplified.And similar rules could be applied to other superheavies.
>>94684531That's not every player though. You're asking for every single player who plays you to have to do more complicated bullshit and your reasoning is "Well sometimes ill be playing someone else with a walker so it's fair"
>>94682747Blood AngelsBBWs and gilfs
>>94683912WiH eldar tech wasn't even tech, it was bullshite magic. A found artifact from back then could create an endless army of eldar, iirc a living breathing group of actual eleves from nothing.
>>94684538If people wanted an overcomplicated/bloated game then 7th would've been the most popular edition of all time, but it's not, the current one is
>>94684540I don't play knights though, I was the one to bring up the idea of target tables originally because I always thought that was more interesting than inflated wound Toughness and wound values that meant any army against a knight is a pure stat check if you brought enough anti-tank.
>>94683921Caiphas "the biggest marysue of 40k" Cain. Who wouldn't like that snorefest?
>>94684549Gonna be honest here, popularity has always been a shit argument for why something is good, unless you are going to argue with me that 5th ed D&D is the best version of the game.
>>94684533I want female orks with fat asses to bully me
>>94684549With a strawman like that you might even compete with the burning man festival.
>>94684563>erm actually more people enjoying the game is a bad indicator of how many people enjoy the gameI accept your concession literal retard
>>94684570More people play monopoly than there are people playing warhammer, does that speak to monopoly's good rules design?
>>94684570Something being enjoyable but also dumbed the fuck down from the original intention has always been a plague within the table top community, you are saying this like it is a recent argument when it has been a thing since before Rogue Trader.
>>94684568That's not a strawman, it's argumentum ad populum.
>>94684574Yes. You’re just a loser contrarian.
>>94684549>GW told me this is the best ruleset possible so it must be true!>It is impossible for rules to be changed without ending up with literally 7th edition again!>the current popularity of the game is entirely dependent on the rules, disregard the bumps that coincide with model releases!You're retarded, man.
>>94684577When you're arguing over the wishes of the people, what people have been shown to desire is a perfectly valid form of evidence.
>>94684577It is a strawman to think adding damage tables for superheavies means turning the game into an overcomplicated and excessively bloated mess like 7th ed.
>>94684574Yes, something being more popular does in fact mean it is more popular
>>94684601That wasn't his question.
Is... is that a table?!AAAAHHHH SAVE ME GW SAMA
>>94684574>>94684575>>94684588Yeah, it means there are more people who don't want overcomplicated rules exist then there are who want bloated slop as a ruleset. The people who want the over bloated slop still exist, but they are a minority compared to the people who dont and are happy about it. That is how popularity works
>>94684591>what people have been shown to desirepeople haven't been put in the situation to take a choice that isn't influenced by factors outside the rules qualitybut you are playing dumb
>>94684626"Slop" is something that is used for stuff that applies to lowest common denominator you meme lord faggot.
Thread is at bump limitTime to move>>94683346>>94683346>>94683346
>>94684618>Last result on the dread tableHeh. Imagine being a marine and suddenly hearing your coffin brother roaming around aimlessly firing all of the weapons.
>>94684646>BEEP BOOP FUCK THE XENOS>Go get 'em, champ...
>>94684626>Do I have to remove wounds to separate parts of a titan, affecting their output, like other armies have to do with wounds inflicted to separate units, which affects their output?>This game must now be bloated slop and millions must die
>>94684632It's also used to describe a disgusting mass of rotting food that is only palatable to pigs and would never be eaten by anyone with functioning taste buds. Much like 7th edition
>>94684667This but unironically
>>94684540Yes. Play a real army then nigger
>>94684667That'd be neat, where like weapon arms have x amount of wounds that get taken off before that weapon cannot be used any more, or strategic targeting of smaller areas for small gap closes between infantry and knight while the real damaging weapons try and take the bastard down.>>94684669Funny, I was thinking 2nd, not 7th.
>>94684679Your brain must be slop then.
>>94684548to be fair, many tech in warhammer especially that of the necrons can be classified as bullshit magic because of how powerful it is
>>94684272This reeks of airbrush sloppa
>>94684708Post models.
>>94684272Why are the metallics so spotty and uneven looking
>>94684731Stop samefagging and post models.
>>94684711>>94684734>Doesn't deny it being airbrush slopLolLmao
>>94684741>doesn't post modelsLolLmao
>>94684605He was making a statement about how people in general feel about it>>94684538>everyone else sees a status quo that's too simplified.He's making a claim about how "everyone" feels about rules being too simple which is contradicted by the fact that the game is more popular now than before.
>>94684708point out a single part where you see an indication of an airbrush being used
>>94684708Nice job self reporting that you don't even know what airbrushing looks like>>94684731They look fine and certainly better then anything your nomodels ass has painted lol
>>94684750>which is contradictedno, it's notits not impossible for the game to have perceived flaws just because warhammer at large is more popular than ever for a plethora or other reasons.
>>94684146This kind of take is why ya'll lost. Wanting the established lore and worldbuilding of media one cares about to be respected does not make one a "chud." The custodes and astartes being brotherhoods is an established, and not at all trivial piece of lore. Is it inclusive? No, but that's kind of the point; the imperium is not something we're supposed to aspire to. One of the defining traits of the setting, and especially when it comes to imperium-centered storytelling in particular, is that everything sucks. Life is bleak, cruel, and often short. The very concept of "inclusion" is irreconcilable to a regime whose sole purpose is to rage against the dying of the light in the name of a dying god, where the very idea of agency is a non-sequitur. There is also the (absurd) implication that 40K hasn't made room for stronk female protagonists for decades; Shadowsun, Ursula Creed, Lelith, not to mention the Adepta Sororitas as a whole aside, Farseer Taldeer has some of the best dialogue of any GW character, ever. Here she is roasting Davian Thule for a solid minute while he malds with impotent incel rage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HYidC-zg9QWhat I'm saying is, people like you are disingenuous assholes tilting at windmills, and your sole purpose seems to be destroying things you claim to care about. So, ya know, eat shit.>>94684164>I know that James will inevitably roll over for the vocal extreme minority who don't even own modelsNah, GW is a publicly traded company with shareholders, they follow the money and they unironically support the current thing. Disney is a good example of this; pandering to the "modern audience" in lieu of their core demographic has caused them to hemorrhage money for the better part of a decade, with Snow White poised to dethrone The Marvels as the biggest flop *ever* as the cherry on that shit sundae. But I'm sure that has nothing to do with them quietly pulling a transgender storyline from a Pixar series intended for kids.
>>94684167>mfw>We still have all the cultural backingElections in the USA, across Europe, hell across the whole world say otherwise. Kudos on the cognitive dissonance though, shit is legitimately impressive at this point.>Games continue to be progressive and diverseDustborn FLOP. Veilguard FLOP. Outlaws... ahem, "underperformed" which is investor-friendly language meaning "this shit is so irrelevant there are mounts that not even a single player has unlocked yet." Concord literally dead on arrival, as in you couldn't even play that turd right now, even if you wanted to. AssCreed is basically the nail in the Ubisoft coffin, and might not even get released at this point. All woke, all broke. Meanwhile, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE... Space Marine 2, Wukong, Stellar Blade, and Marvel Rivals are all printing money. I hope you like your games with BFGs and BFTs, because nature is healing.You lost. Go cry to your wife's boyfriend about it.
>>94684266Mark it zero.Honestly I don't care about casual games as much as I care about how easy it is to prevent shitposting. They look good in progress, though I really think you're going to need to tone them down quite a lot to keep them from looking way busy, unless you're planning on a bunch of patterning to dampen back down the saturation.Overall I'm glad you had fun with your game.
>>94685330Not my knights. I'm the Ork player who got bodied.
>>94685437Bro are your Orks larping as UM? If so, you're my favorite person ITT. Also how the fuck did you do your checkers? Demz iz proppa kleen dey iz.
>>94685437Fair enough.He should have marked it zero.Your orks look good. Nice job.
The T'au Empire... won.
>>94685784I just pencil in grid marks and use a small, fine-tipped brush to paint the checkers over them. Little bit of cleanup work with the blue afterwards and you're done.Also they're not really LARPing, they just like blue a lot since they're Deffskullz. Some decide to just steal ultramarine pauldrons so they have less painting to do.
>>94683874If you're collecting, painting, and playing then you arent a tourist Like me
>>94683953Couldn't they just make Perty enlightened enough to see the 4th wall and make sure any action he takes pissed off /tg/ as much as possible?
>>94683953>daemon prince of VashtorrVashtorr himself is barely daemon prince level.
>>94682904not my headcanon, so they are not canon.Cry more, barb
>>94684362When will you realize that everyone hates woke shit?
>>94683472It's an actual puzzle box made in the Renaissance era, iirc. Magic makes it work, but they do replicate it as a giant space station. I think it was in the fourth Hellraiser movie, and yeah, it's as awful as it sounds (worth watching once, though).
>>94682815>>94682878It's not Russ. GW and BL have already said which primarchs will return after Guilliman. The Lion has already returned. That left Khan and Corax. There will be no Russ.
>>94683312Space Marines, Primarchs and the Emperor are all the same height and you can't convince me otherwise.If not then every facility housing these supposedly different sized people require vastly different beds and toilets.
>>94682747guard, a tomboy who loves me
>>94682747>GSC>Forced breeding, monster-fucking - basically anything that turns women (and men) into broodmares.
