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tau sluts
No 40k sm reveals in weeks, perhaps a month or more, has gw forgotten about us?
thinking about painting these boys, one of the few successor chapters that i think look good.
Why yes, I will join your escalation league, and yes, I will be the fourth person playing dark angels
>>94782522dark elf corsairs hav a nice banner top that could fit.
>>94782496>TQSacresants with Halberds
>>94782496>TQThe noise marines.
Less than an hour until Kriegshit drops for the US
>>94782540KRAKENLORD OF KAROND KAR
>>94782525I wish snake would show up to my LGS
>>94782525Stop spamming this.
>>94782566why is it always the same poster obsessing over people's traces in the archives?
>>94782441487
>>94782571Because most of us respect the anonymous and transient nature of the forum and don't bring reddit history getting to a place it doesn't belong
>>94782520Hopefully next rules update will buff supplement units. It feels wrong for BA to run zero death company.
Something interesting in last month's WD. It has lore about the newest Hive Fleet in the setting, hive fleet Typhon. The lore article says it's the strangest hive fleet yet because it practices something no hive fleet ever did before which is cannibalising other hive fleets. One of its tactics is to wait for another hive fleet to weaken a world and then ambush the other hive fleet and each it and the invaded world.Tyranid experts. Any comments on this?
>>94782447No they dont. Killteam could justify refreshing them.
>>94782566>being so upset you stalk anime posters on the archivesSad you have nothing better to do with your time
>>94782596Cannibalizing other hive fleets is old-ass lore.
>>94782571>>94782583Why is it always the same poster posting the same things? Is it mental illness?
>>94782571he's doing god's work
>>94782596The nids have spent too long in the 40k galaxy thanks to the tough defenses and now it's starting to catch the retardation
Everyone. I have recently come to the conclusion that my OCs backstory-Is utter dogshit. Rest assured, I am currently in the process of making a new one. That being, they dont have one. I hope your meat-bread is well done.
>>94782603yes they do
>>94782619nuh uh. They look horrible compared to anything primaris.
>>94782631YUH UH
>>94782618>not embracing the dogshitWeak. Foolish. Soft.
>>94782509Sisterhood uniform would make for a good SoB scheme, though it's just black and white with a little bit of gold and blue, basically just a modified Ebon Chalice.
>>94782608Page 53 of WD 507 says that Hive fleet Typhon displays one significant behavior as yet unseen in other hive fleets. Both Imperial and Kin forces report witnessing Typhon cannibalizing other hive fleets. The tendrils of Typhon seem to be surrounding the other hive fleets and ambushing them in the middle of their devouring of worlds, eating both the worlds and the other fleets bioships.Did Tyranid fans gaslight us into thinking that cannibalism was common among the nids?
>>94782653Tyranids eating other hive fleets is the norm but it's not normal to go out of their way to eat other hive fleets.
>>94782653more like WD40
I can't believe GW based the entire White Scars chapter, including their emblem, on a single Farside strip
did they really need to give the big anti-tank tank 37 smaller shots that now all reroll hit and wound on a 2/3 for chaff and 5 for the toughest stuff in the game?
>>94782647I know, I know. I should embrace the cringe so it becomes cool. But it wasn't the fun dogshit, the one you can tell the dog enjoyed what he ate before it became shit. It was a boring dogshit, like storebrand dog chow.
>>94782653Hopefully it leads to Tyranids having sex with humans.
>>94782711anon that's just a genestealer cult
>>94782715No I want mommy dommy lictors
>>94782496>TQCawl, I love his sculpt
Cadianbros, how are we coping with the spotlight on the Kriegers?
>>94782496my rubric marines all of them
>>94782724that's just a neurolictor
>>94782732>Cadians not in the spotlight for 2 weeks
>>94782715Did GSC get updated since I last looked.>>94782724Hey you aren't me! You're right though
>>94782566Follow your own advice, edgecoc.
>simply resist the urge to get the fomoboxfeels good. the new sculpts look cool enough but just not that into it.
>>94782739gib neurolictor titty
>>94782520A unit with the dumbest looking laser cannons soon. Like laser cannon stills level of stupid. With smaller nipple lasguns too.
>>94782750Needs a human face. Human faces are sexy.
>>94782750Erolictor...
>>94782788youre a dumb nigger just a stupid dumb retard just a dumb moron
>>94782788>the anthropomorphizing turbovirgin>the monsterfucker GOD (TRVE)
>>94782496>TQI love all of my dudes equally It's thundercav and terminator
>>94782781>tittyFake Tyranid fetishist. >>94782788I pray every night to be free of monstergirl fans, I pray they go to the heaven they desire, may they live in eternal bliss. I just pray they are taken somewhere, anywhere where they will not talk to me.
>>94782496>What unit/model in your army is your favorite?I dont play with him a lot these days (or play at all really) but big bird always served me well
>>94782520You'll get Inceptor-like Lascannon Gravis units, but their rule is that if they arrive 12 inches away from all units, they get +1 to wound.
>>94782383Given that Cain canonically survived the 13th Black Crusade and then died of old age at some unspecified point in M42 he probably lived longer than any of Gaunt's Ghosts and they got shiny new plastic models recently.
>>94782814It's honestly a miracle he died of old age
>>94782795Nice dudes. I’m waiting for new assault terminators to get some, plus a chaplain seems nasty.
>>94782807Nice thousand son army
>>94782795Nice awoos anon>>94782807I really like those clean highlights on the wings. Are those drybrushed or did you edge highlight everything?
>painted my whole army>havent varnished anythinghow do i into varnishing bros? I hear the gw spray varnish sucks dick
the only thing "varnishing" is my will to live haha
>>94782830Airbrush AK varnishes
Can YOUR list kill 100 boyz?
>>94782816He is a miraculous man, after all.
>hack writers once again editing and releasing errata rules for books and models that haven't even released yetmodern GW is such a joke man
>>94782851whatever makes them money
>>94782362>>94782379>>94782477I mean is it even difficult for the like of the Necrons and Eldar? The war in heaven didn't just happen in one galaxy right?
>>94782846I advance my 120 grots, 120 boyz, and 120 beast snaggas to shoot them
>>94782830big bucket of wood lacquerdip those cuntsjobs a good un
>>94782866There are no other galaxies in 40k, nobody has ever proved that there are.
>$38 USD for the new skulls box
>>947828741/2 a marine tax : )
Slaanesh exists because a species with large Warp presence willed her into being after millenia of utter depravity and degeneracy. How does the Tau Greater Good goddess exist? Her worshippers have less presence in the Warp, have been believing in her for far shorter of a time, and she has fewer believers all together. What happened?
>>94782814Is the overall story of the sabbat world's crusade even finished? I haven't gotten to Anarch yet but I will soon.Seriously man it's been 20+ years.
>>94782885Tauwank. Same reason those fish-face retards are even still alive.
>>94782851I'd much rather get erratas then having something released that terrorizes the game and makes actually playing nearly impossibile for multiple years until the new book comes around
>>94782732Cadians feature quite prominently in the most successful 40k game ever.Kreigers have never been mentioned at all beyond books.
>>94782827just drybrushed, I suck at edge highlights
>>94782900my point is that these blatant balance issues shouldnt be in the release in the first place and showcases ineptitude in the GW writing team and/or playtesters (assuming they even have any)
>>94782885The Tau overtook too many Gue'vesa and they're the ones causing the Tau goddess. >But the EmperorYeah the Emperor can make random angry women piss holy fire and endlessly reincarnate, and the only reason he's not fistfighting Chaos gods is because if he steps off his chair his crib gets eaten by a warprift. The Tau Goddess is much weaker than that.
someone is selling this for just 400, this is a pretty crazy deal right?20 heavy intercessors,15 intercessors,10 hellblasters,10 infernus marines, 10 assault intercessors,2 chaplains,1 lieutenant,2 captains in gravis,1 repulsor executioner,6 aggressors,5 terminators,3 eliminators,1 librarian
>>94782820I'd love it if the ts codex made mono tzeentch daemons fun
>the new krieg artillery team>all four weapon variants share zero parts>don't need to glue the actual guns in>can just swap guns for whatever datasheet you want>even the crew has generic optional parts so they don't have to be the ones specific to any gunGW was actually based for once.. neat.
>>94782914Pretty decent deal but a lot of units you're not going to be using
>>94782866They absolutely could, easily. In my headcanon they did, and the war in heaven is simply too massive in scale for one mind to comprehend
>>94782912GW and balance... two ships passing in the night.
Magnetization bros I'm not liking the looks of things on the Artillery Team sprues. The section where they cannons rotate is mounted to the frame instead of how it was on the FOBs where it was a separate piece you glued on.
>>94782930you don't need magnetize, the instructions literally tell you not to glue the guns in.
the old ones made the tyranids as a joke to harvest all of the biomass in the galaxy then throw themselves into the sun just to cuck the necrons one more time but they went full paperclip maximizer and started growing infinitely
>>94782913No, I get that. I know the Tau have infinitesimal Warp presence, if any at all. And I know their vassal races have varying degrees of it. I was asking how the Tau goddess was birthed with fewer and less powerful believers in a shorter amount of time than Slaanesh was, considering the latter took eons even though her upstart was the Aeldari, a much older and more numerous (at the time) race with a very large Warp presence.
>>94782920>lot of units you're not going to be usingthis executioner, heavies and hellblasters alone make it worth it to me. what units would not be used? i don't like aggressors
>>94782934Oh damn, you're right. Well shit.
>>94782950Not all gods are the same in scaleThe Tau goddess is like a single spark compared to the burning stars that are Slaanesh/Khorne/Nurgle/Emps
>>94782885>>94782950Slaanesh required that because the Eldar had practically conquered the immaterium, the prince of pleasure skipped being a minor chaos god, and blew a hole into reality, breaking a glass celling as it were.The False Emperor can summon Deamons into the materium, Gork and Mork can appear to non-believers and just don't summon deamons for no reason (gw pls).
>>94782969>functioning shell loading hatchits the little things.
What character?
>>94782950Even the first human murder is manifested in the warp, so things don't have to reach a threshold to become real, they differ in potency instead. The birth of Slaanesh was magnitudes more devastating, too, like a violent orgasm. The tauva thing is much smaller in scale, like a drawn-out noiseless fart.
>>94782973>>94782979Got it. Thank you anons.
>>94783003RowboatHorusBig E
>>94782969according to people that have the box, the gun barrels (D51/52 & D53/54) don't need to be glued in either, they stay just fine with pressure.
>>94782844sadly i dont have an airbrush but might need to buy one>>94782868is this real or is my army gonna be frosty the snowman
>>94782790>>94782792>>94782805Fuck off zoophiles, your shit is gross.
>>94783040yes i like going to zoo how did you know
>>94782732Currently kitbashing my own engineers
GW... *cough*... it's been months since the last Space Marine boxset... *wheeze*... How am I supposed... to cope...
>>94783003Lorgar.
>>94782732Krieg and Cadia stand strong together, so says GW's page for Guard.
>>94783066...so Catchans removed in 11th right?
>>94783003
>>94783040>>94783040The term, Mark, is "Xenophile", you uncultured swine.
>>94783040Why do you pretend to like tyranids, women who cosplay tyranids are real.>>94783087Calm down
>>94783079na Catachan update in 11th is all but confirmed since they're the big 3rd sub-faction now.
>TQBetween all the aspect warriors, probably DAs since they do a good job of having that elite look
>>94782596>Tyranid experts. Any comments on this?It is not the first time that the tyranids cannibalise each other, although it usually happened when they met, after they destroyed an enemy, as a method to select the best and redistribute resources fast; while in hive fleet hydra we had an example of a fleet specifically hunting other fleets, sorta like a way to recollect all the excessively fragmented splinter fleets into a more useful larger whole; this method representing perhaps one of the few the hive mind has to make a splinter fleet's biomass useful since not all of them are successful enough to grow into sizable fleets and instances of seamless flightless fusions of different fleets are unheard of.In typhon the novelty seems to be about waiting purposefully for the other fleet, and not necessarily a smaller one, and attacking it before it or the prey got completely erodedbut it's important to avoid projecting one point of view over another when interpreting the situation because the different fleets, while acting mostly separate, are still part of a greater and largely coordinated wholewhat one might see as typhon acting selfishly and betraying another fleet could perfectly be reread as another fleet acting selflessly and weakening an enemy and then letting that enemy and itself as an easy meal for typhonwe have seen not too dissimilar selfless "rearing" behaviours in other fleets recently, for example hive fleet kronos is so focused on hunting chaos targets, most devoid of the ideal amount and type of biomass for an optimal growth of the fleet, that other fleets have attacked planets and left them helpless and sometimes predigested, planets on the path of kronos that the fleet would have normally ignored, so that it could swoop in for an absurdly quick and efficient meal
Is admech good yet?
>>94783137to me this behaviour reads as a hasty upbringing for typhonthe hive mind sees some promising characteristic in it and is escalating its growth by sacrificing other fleets, this may be an even more rapid growth compared to the rearing behaviour shown towards kronos, because less useful, but not necessarily smaller, fleets get filtered in the meanwhile while leaving typhon to still pick up expertise from their fight and from a wounded, but still fighting prey, this measured and controlled amount of conflict is sure to help typhon perfect and evolve its bioformsif typhon's nomen is an omen, then it might be a veritable threat soon enough
>>94782503Look man I got nothing against aos, but please keep aos artwork in the /wfg/ or /aos/ generals.
made my first helbrute
>>94782805>>titty>Fake Tyranid fetishist.but sir that artist you posted has drawn tyranids with gigantic hyper breasts before
Thoughts on the below Combined Arms list based on the AoW points update?LR CommanderRG CommanderCatachansCatachansCombat Engineers(10)Combat Engineers(10)TauroxTauroxTauroxTauroxWyvernBasiliskBasiliskLR ExterminatorLR Battle TankLR Battle Tank
>>94783168Wood, snow, and a clear sky. This shall be his color scheme.
>>94783168Why is he exploring an ice world?
What the actual FUCK did I just randomly stumble upon at my local smoke shop!?I must be going full schizo or something, 3€ for a tyranid prime and a space marine captain in terminator armor? The fuck?
>>94783208Nice find.
>>94783208It’s a Chinese recast, I wouldn’t even eye it because the resin will give your tiny nuts a grand kicking.
>>94783182Yeah and one guy drew a house, and then genocided 6 million jews, genocided 5 million people, and conquered the northern coast of Europe. I don't have to agree with everything an artist has ever done to post their art.
>>94783222> in Germany Yeah I don't think so
>>94782739>>94782781Speaking of brainbugs(female)I'm debating with myself over whether I should grab an offer of a nornie and 3 neuros for 60 dollars, all recasted, but good quality recasts
>>94783235>germany >he doesn’t knowAnon…
>>94783208Looks way better packaged than the bong one was lmao
>>94783235ignore the retard
>>94783208>anon doesn't know about the cheapest way to get GW minis, the magazines series they sell at kiosk for every edition since 8thhttps://hachettepartworks.com/en-en/warhammer-40000-combat-patrol/
>>94782496Will salamanders get something to boost infernus? They seem lacklustre.
>>94783235>https://hachette.de/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/Warhammer-Combat-Patrol/These are some fantastic discounts indeed. Goes to show how big their usual margin is.
>>94783208warhammer sprues in magazines like those are sold at a loss to convince people into getting the subscription for the whole run of the magazine (where the overall price/value is nowhere near the exciting occasional volumes) and to hook people into warhammer in generalif you want to be a dick you can look up online which are going to be the issues with the best savings, hoard them, sit on them long enough and then resell at GW's actual price for when those miniatures will only be available through GW's webstore it they're available at all 3 years from now
>>94783262Give it time, they've only just started stealing lego
>>94783262People steal from LGSes all the time in my area it's usually white guys
>>94782979Gork n Mork don't need to summon demons. Orks are stronger
>>94783268hestan is rumored to be getting a plastic miniature, maybe he will
>>94783272>>94783280the sprues that come with the magazines are also cheaper because plastic itself is a small part of the cost of GW minis. Packaging, warehouse space and distribution can be more expensive, and the magazine publishers have better and cheaper logistics for all those.
>>94783292...but imagine Orks and Deamons, and if you summon Deamons into the materium you can get humans to sacrifice their souls to you. Cunning and Brutals.
>>94783292ORKZ IS DA BEST DERE IS
>>94783206are we not all thrown to an alien world, anon?! left to forage on whatever fate has left open to us?!
Does anyone know if playing Eldar makes me gay? Is there a video on this?
>>94783197>wooden armor DG helbrutehuh, might be a neat idea
>>94783320The big thing is Orks don't believe in things that go bump in the night. They believe they're the apex creature, so nothing in the warp can really manifest off of their belief. Also their whole Waaagh energy thing might fuck with warp stuff. >>94783324Das ROIGHT
>>94783292counterpoint: Orks are Gork 'n Mork's daemons.
>>94783357Best explanation I've heard. Explains why they're all psychic
>>94783338...but the False Emperor can summon Deamons that take the shape of Space Marines that are like Marvel's Ghost Rider. I feel for GW since making Gork and Mork deamons is a borderline impossible take Orks+ doesn't work, but it can't be not ork related.>>94783357>>94783385If true they shouldn't be able to worship other Chaos gods, they also do a bunch of other undeamony things.
>>94783390Gork and Mork are so vague and contradictory enough that Orks can do whatever they want.also I was memeing
>>94782885>after millenia of utter depravity and degeneracy.the eldar went from a calm society to apocalyptic depravity in one generation>How does the Tau Greater Good goddess exist? the veil of reality is weaker now due to the turbulences of the other gods and the cicatrix in the galaxy and a new wave of psychic awakenings across mankind and other species, manifesting warp shit is way easier than it was beforetau souls, while individually weaker, shine together in a way that's much much greater than the sum of the parts perhaps due to the allosteric nature of their philosophy, this might be true for the psychic signature of their auxiliaries toothe tauva god is not yet born, it is acting paradoxically back in time because that's what warp entities can do in a limited fashion, how far in the future it is actually meant to get birthed is unknown and despite what normal logic could dictate it is not a certainty that it gets birthed at all
This is my trans Ork war boss in mega armour. Instead of Gork and Mork, his clan worship Gark and Rark. Gark is gay but retarded and Rark is retarded but gay. I'm painting some girlz right now
>>94782902not true I have a cool krieg outfit for my veteran in dark tide
>>94783407>the eldar went from a calm society to apocalyptic depravity in one generationWrong. It took 5000 fucking years for their depravity to finally make born Slaanesh, but the warp storms of his gestation had already destroyed the DAoT human civilization.
Finally got around to finishing these chics. Glad to be done with my sword sacresants. Been sitting on my desk for a year with only 2 hours left of work. Post some sister love.
>>94782671Warhammer 40k is a silly game made by silly people played by serious autists.
>>94783448
>€31.50 for a bunch of skullsGW overpricing never stops surprising me, ffs
>>94783459same price as the old box, retard
Game wise how effective are the autogun sergeants compared to their melee+pistol counterparts?
>>94783448>>94783458More like SICKresancts. Those are gorgeous, especially that worn bronze shield on the center sis.
>>94783466the old kit is 26,00 € you dipshit
>>94783168>gets absofuckinlutely bodied by ValtusLmao
>>94783489real heroic
>>94783459>>94783487And that already is borderline overpriced. You can get hundreds of 3d printed skulls for 15€.
>>94783395Why isn’t there an army to cater to the mlp audience yet
>>94783540>GW is grossly overpricednews at 11
>>94783546it's called imperial guard
>>94782874Because the $25 for the previous skull box was oh so reasonable, too, right? The skulls boxes are warhammer gift shop fodder; every other company makes cheaper skulls at same quality.
>>94783546AoS has all manners of horse-adjacent fetish bait
>>94783558Beastmen and Bret’s are in the old world however. I guess chaos dwarves too.
>>94783208I already bought 4 of these.I will get my squad of warriors and a bunch of converted terminator captains out of this collection.I will also get 9 leapers and a bunch of other stuff.And for me it's even cheaper, this first issue is 1.99€ for me
>>94783459my lgs has a bunch of citadel skull boxes on the shelf, if they get any of these trophy boxes next Saturday there I'll pick one up but I'm not paying gw shipping on top of the games workshop trademark markup when as mentioned I can print out hundreds of these things for half the price
>>94783422Here's your (you)
>>94783583>>94783459What I want is full body skeletons. Either I'm shit at googling for STLs of full body skeletons in heroic wargaming scale or nobody has made them yet.
>94783422>Bait image downloaded from Reddit Kill yourself
>>94783422>Gark and Rark. Gark is gay but retarded and Rark is retarded but gay.You would have a much more interesting conundrum where one is a man, but actually a woman, where the other is a man, but actually a woman.
>>94783596there's a couple on myminifactory. search "skeleton remains"
I’m going to demand new gargoyle models at gunpoint They are the biggest fucking drag to put together and paint
>>94783622>skeleton remainsThank you anon. I was googling stuff like "heroic scale skeletons" and only getting undead armoured skeletons of assembled miniatures.Thank you again.
>>94783565>BretsThey don't really qualify>BeastmenTrueTalking more about picrel
>>94783637I don't get it, is that a fetish?
>>94783634best part is you build and paint all those little shits and then they get blasted to dust in half a turn
>>94783641>I don't get itbe happy you don't
>>94783634I fucking hate Gargs so fucking much. Trying to get their stupid little arms and guns together makes me want to scream. NO FUCKING MODEL SHOULD REQUIRE THREE POINTS OF CONTACT WHEN I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS. ESPECIALLY NOT A BASIC BITCH BATTLELINE MODEL
>>94783647This is my exact problem. I haven’t had any struggle with a model as much as this. They’re obnoxious
>>94783422>Gark is gay but retarded and Rark is retarded but gay.
What is the most quintessential Fr*nch faction in 40k?
>>94783657The Imperial Guard. There's probably bits to make napoleonic soldiers in space.
>>94783571How would you go about converting them? I think about getting multiples as well, but they are monopose. You mean chop them up and glue on other bits, like kitbashing?
>>94783657Probably knights
Kitbashing my own engineers.Thoughts on kit bashing the remote mine as captured heretic beastman with a bomb vest
What's GW's policy on damaged kits? The box I ordered is messed up and I'm worried some of the parts are bent or broken inside.
>>94783652What kills me is that the Termagants use a similar fit for their models, but it actually fucking works. It helps that the nub that inserts from the arm into the gun is actually sized properly.
>>94783685if you ordered directly from GW, they will send you a replacement kit
>>94783645>>94783641>>94783637Is it animal ass?
>>94783663Basically.The most important part for kitbashing these is the arms, which you can move around removing the chest shield and you can easily chop the hand off to change the weapons
>>94783685From personal experience, if you ordered directly from the GW shop, they are very lenient and will ship you a new sprue. If you bought it anywhere else, they will say>not my problem lol
>>94783689>>94783695Thanks.
>>94783692Samefag less.
>>94783684Do it anon!What homebrew stats are you gonna give those guys?
>>94783262It's much easier to fence shit like TVs and bikes within their communities than it is to find some pasty white neckbeard interested in plastic toy soldiers
>>94783326I forage for skulls, it's all I know!
>>94783704I wouldn't need to homebrew stats.The engineer squad comes with a single use disposable drone bomb.I'd just use the beastman to represent the mine and model one of the guardsmen as holding the detonator.
Should felines make an appearance in imperial agents?
>>94783721>I'd just use the beastman to represent the mine and model one of the guardsmen as holding the detonator.That's nice and flavourful
>>94783721I didn't think of that. Good one anon. I hope it all turns out well.
>>94783726victori minis makes come nice beastman bits and also has torsos with bomb vests.Debating if i also wanna try and track down the pillory from the old fantasy kit
>>94783694Forgot to mention that I intend on converting one into a chaplain and another one into a techmarine (I liked what other anon did), one is a normal captain and the 4th I haven't decided what to do with him yet.
>things the eldar leak from september was right aboutNew Phoenix lord (warp spiders)All aspects and phoenix lords refreshed EXCEPT karandras, because GW forgot he existed.>things the leak has not been right about (so far)Prince Yriel refreshJetpack Corsairs ('skydancers')Corsair Seer characterVyper refreshThe leak was right about the aspects, but the corsair stuff was not in the Eldar new release. Perhaps GW will use the Traveling Players rules to remove Harlequins and Corsairs to their own book for Outcasts and other paths of Eldar, along with Ynnari.
>>94782566I like dark angels. Not enough to buy an army of them though.
>>94783657Eldar.Pointy-hatted poofters.
>>94782618It's okay. I'm also retarded.
>>94783689>>94783695Sprue is a bit bent, probably fixable. Really debating seeing if I can get a free kit
>have about 1500 points of Harlequins and DrukhariReaper's Gambit was made for me.
>>94783799try it, what's the worst that can happen?
>>94783799Bend it some more just to make sureIf you bought it direct from GW they'll literally just send you a whole new one
>>94782795Don't see your thunderwolves though.
>>94783772So it got nothing right and two things almost right.
>>94783390>>9478333840k is 40gay, things like Gorkanaut are the 'equivalent' of fantasy's Rogue Idol of Gork/Mork, which is closer to a daemon or empowered entity.
>>94783861Are you having a melty again?
Watcha working on /40kg/?I had bashed top left for my chosen squad but I needed him to be nurgle, and since he wasn't really reading that way I decided to do top right. I was originally just gonna use the scoped pistol from the NL sprue but decided to bash an eversor style combi-needler instead. Any thoughts?
>>94783869"Melty" makes me hungy for diner food
>>94782951Termies are also dogshit rn.
Is collecting Word Bearers cope?
>>94783684Unfathomably based.
>>94783874Finishing building all my 30k marines but I'm waiting on some bits I ordered printed.Maybe I'll have to whip the guy to finish it, it's been a month
>>94783883But they are the coolest
>>94782496GW sisters…
>>94783922This is also true. They just underperform compared to heavy intercessors.
>>94783908Well at least he is apparently working on it. I found a local seller on Etsy and I tried to contact him. Either he is drowned in requests or doesn't want to print Warhammer related stuff.
>>94783926Straken and Harker BACK?
>>94783874Im going to tey and Kitbash a hive tyrant using a Xenomorph queen on Etsy. I hate the Tyrant head and not spending 50 dollars for a Zoenthrope head
>>94783874on my AoS trees at the moment
>>94783934The dude is just a guy that prints shit for the dudes in the gaming club, he hasn't charged me yet so I feel bad pestering him
>>94783953I'd send you one of my spare Zoan head crests if I could, bro.
>>94783657Pic rel would be pretty inquisitor. Though a rare inversion of the puritan-to-radical pipeline.
>>94783926Thank fucking christ. Scions, the 'Special Forces' of the Guard not having Deep Strike OR Infiltrate or even Scout was fucking awful. You 15 man squad of special forces guys had to walk, slowly, up the board, begging to be shot. It was fucking retarded. My question is, did they just misprint the book, or was the autistic screeching from me and fellow Scion players enough to get them to back down on this idiocy?Also, Engineer points are retarded. Wouldn't you always take the 10 man squad for 25 more points to dramatically increase the chance they stay on the board another turn and you get another free grenade strat?
>>94782496Since they've buffed the core SM Battleline to the point that all Death Company are completely shit in comparison, do you think they'll buff DC at all to compensate? At least make them cheap, disposable units, like they were meant to be.
>>94784033>sell in 5 man kits>make 10 man squads the normI'm sure James is kicking himself all the way to the bank for this classic blunder.
>>94783926Codexes should not have rules or points at this point.GW should move into full digital (and free) rules. It's disgraceful to sell these as rulebooks with added art and fluff when they are useless even before release.Sell them as fancy artbooks and primers and save yourself the embarrassment
>>94784065Naw marines as a whole are catching a nerf soon.
>>94783966not charging for prints is crazy that means he's spending his own money to give his homies bits. resin and electricity aren't free
>>94784077Sure, that would be the decent way to do it. But people buy them, so why stop?
>>94784102No no, he hasn't charged me YET.He will charge me, but he does it when he hands it over or leaves it in the club locker.It's the first time I ask him for prints, but I hear he does them very cheap.
>>94783844I have a few, with 6 more on the way
>>94784121ah i seewell yeah then if i'm paying for it where the fuck are my bits at motha fucka
>>94782671That's actually a different symbol. The white scars have a traditional thunderbolt with a flat top. The far side symbol is the one the Steel Legion have on all their left shoulders. Take a look at the imperial guard decals too, I'm pretty sure they have the same one in a few versions that include the steel legion.
>>94782496The carnifex It's fucking perfect
>>94783233>Citation needed
>>94784217You're right, Iberia IS part of Europe's nothern coast.
>>94783926I’m getting votann release flashbacks.
>>94783657Night lords since they are always perma losing and like to torture their colonial subjects back when they had a semblance of power.
Is a bottle of turps the same as a bottle of AK white spirits?
>>94784184I believe they're supposed to be Norts from Rogue Trooper or at least Nort inspired.
>$280 for krieg boxI guess that 1000 point army they showed off is even more expensive than I thought
>>94784276White spirits is petroleum based, while turpentine is made from tree resin. You can use either to thin oil paints but turp is significantly more toxic. Would prolly recommend just picking up a big bottle of artists white spirits from your local art supply store as it's pretty cheap
>Graham McNeill's house is burning down in LA
>>94784455>Unironically being called Grahamserves him right I guess
Simple trick to make your older terminators match in scale with the 2023 kitPeople won't be able to tell the difference
chaplins have dumber looking helmets than reivers. There. I said it.
what's in the torrent in the op?
>>94783044The heretic fears the Imperial Shotgun
>>94784498Dog porn
>>94782496I like orks :)
I wish I'd bought this cool dude at the time.
>>94784517I missed the part where that's my problem.
>>94784517buy a recast
>>94784491>chaplinI don't know if it'd count a hat as a helmet but if I did I'd agree with you
>>94784433I'll go do that, I need to go to the local artist shop anyway
>MTO marine box goes live>Price on the chaplain in it still at 100+ dollarsI fucking hate resellers
>>94784574https://youtu.be/9bl_s9o8guE?t=24
>>94782846>Tank Commander, Dorn, 2 basilisksAdios you green fucks
>>94783874Working on some big servitor welder lads for agents
>>94783208Any word on when they're starting the Combat Patrol thing up in the US?
>>94784774YOU KEEP POSTING THATGIVE A GODDAMN UPDATE
>>94784774HURRY UP AND PRIME THESE FUCKERS SO I CAN SEE THEM PAINTED ANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO GO INSANE
>>94784774btw how sturdy is that greenstuff? I wanna sculpt some stuff but im scared it will get chipped quite easily.
>>94784797Greenstuff is plasticy when cured, flexible and hard to snap unless it's very thin
>>94784774START PAINTING THESE ALREADY
>>94784786Brother that is updated, they didn't have big welders mounted on them until yesterday. There's a whole third dude now too lmao. Pic related is where the one dude was at until yesterday>>94784787Lmao sorry anon, I still gotta do some little control panel details on the backpacks, sculpt some sort of visor or view port on the skull guy and then final smoothing passes and gap filling>>94784797Greenstuff is pretty tough to chip, it's really rubbery like dried chewing gum. I like mixing milliput into mine so it's sandable and easier to get sharper shapes out of so my mixes are slightly more brittle than greestuff neat but still pretty flexible for the most part>>94784820I'll paint them when I'm done fussing over sculpting lmao
>>94783272Of course the production cost for a sprue is very very low. It's all about the overhead.
>>94784774I feel like you got which one should have their torch in a raised position switched around.
How do I tell the difference between resin casts and prints?>Does it really matter Probably not but I was curious.
>>94784998Resin is a distinctly different color to plastic and is more malleable (hot water is enough to get it bendy). 3d prints, it depends on the method. PLA is distinctly layered and the other way with the liquid bin has a lot of marks where the supports connected
>>94784998casts will have moldlines usually, and unless they're cheap prints casts will be more brittleprints might have aliasing artifacts that look like layer lines on curved areas
>>94784998Plastic glue won't work on resin, for one.
>>94785020>3d prints, it depends on the method. PLA is distinctly layered and the other way with the liquid bin has a lot of marks where the supports connectedWell then in that case it looks like the Crimson Lords bits I got were PLA, since they're the exact same color as GW plastic. Obviously they need a little cleaning up but the overall detail seems pretty nice.
>>94784998I'd put my money on prints cause these look like support nubs
>>94784998if bits -> 3d prints
>>94785046I wouldn't worry about the print method, as long as the details are visible and the plastic doesn't turn to dust at a hint of pressure you're good. Just rinse it as a precaution
>>94785046They're definitely not PLA, that's an fdm material which would look much worse than those prints
>>94784774>>94784835Pretty sick
We are 3% through 2025, post your progress.
>>94785173Stop trying to dox me
>>94785173Good god you made me realize I only painted a single Rubric this year so far. Had a really shit time at work lately though so I was often too tired to paint
>>94785205One Rubric in 11 days is solid progress tbdesu
>>94784280Aren't Norts also Nazis with the numbers filed off?
>>94785173had a couple of really nice shits, no painful ones, never fainted, good consistency all around
I love old kits as they are so easy to chop up and customise. I feel comfortable slicing one up to make new poses, or cut off a hand then cut the bayonet off the gun to give a sword hand, then customise the helmet easily too.A new model of a dark eldar with a sword arm would blow this one out of the water, but I made this one so easily and he'll be unique within my army. Almost all of the models I put together from old kits are pretty unique.New kits are so complex and fit together like a puzzle, kitbashes or conversions require godly foresight.
>>94785238DARK ELDAR REFRESH IS COMING I CAN FEEL IT
>>94785244Im convinced there will be a new beastmaster kit but I was convinced dark eldars last 2 kill teams were going to be a new beastmaster kit
>>94785173Working on these three guys >>94784774>>94784835 and building out stuff for aos undead. Pic related is everything I've done so far this year minus the 3 servitor dudes>>94784886I can see where your coming from but when I dry fit the torches I liked the guy with one hand on his axe looking like he was bracing against the weight, whereas the skull dude is in a walking pose that I think works better with the lowered torch
>book is misprinted>datacards are misprinted>total unit cost is 310pts (1/6 of a 2000pt army)>pretty sure even the kroot box had more pointsthat will be ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY POUNDS PLUS TIPNO REFUNDS
>>94785220What kit is that gun from it looks neat
>>94785291Guard has always been pretty pricy if you're buying new in box. It is definitely harder to get lots of jabronis in a bundle for a good price now though
Rolled 5 (1d6)I want to make my chaos guard from the killteam box to be "fallen" guard from a known regiment, rolling to see which one so I can see what bits I need to track down.1: Krieg2: Vostroyan3: Catachan4: Cadian5: Tallarn6: Elysian
>>94785291>rulefags btfoOnly minis are eternal.
>>94785308Right so I will have some desert raider traitors.
>>94785308Get greenstuff for the headscarfs
>>94785291>Book is misprintedWill be on sale for 3 years though haha>Datacards misprintedShould be illegal to sell these things not only are they wrong they are outdated in.a week.
Some guy got sent the new Death Guard model by accident and he's selling it on ebay kek.
>>94785215One Rubric usually takes me 2-3 days at most so it's pretty bad actually
>>94785318surely theres a class action lawsuit there?repeatedly selling faulty products because of no QC?
>>94783657Wych Cults because they are WHORES
>>94785339What is this american madness. Ever heard of a refund?
>>9478440010 guys to a box and the box is 68 dollars.>here's your horde army bro
>>94785350I bet GW doesnt do it
>>94785330Might as well take advantage of the people who can't possibly wait and make some profit off them. It's probably going to sell for at least 1.5x the retail price and he's charging 20 quid for shipping see he'll make money no matter what
>>94785353Maybe not for you. I got a refund for my misprinted Leviathan mission cards.
>>94782715Tyranids eat GSCs, I can't imagine my GSC driving a stolen Imperial ship, follow behind a hive fleet like a lost mutt, and have it be accurate. Even if I could GSC members give up their individual minds right, so *I* would never get to be called a good puppy by my Hive Fleet.
>>94785365>ywn be called a good boy by a fat assed neurothicctorWhy even live
>>94785291This is why you play catachans using Atlantic models instead.
Ahahahahahaha I fucking love this corporation so fucking much.When did you learn to stop being a bitter hater and learn to cheer for the winning side?
>>94783657Krieg is very blatantly just French ww1 guys
>>94785399Where you really going to buy that box anon? Shit seems like fomo bait given how many points you get. I'd bet money that combat patrol they eventually receive will be a better buy for your money and then you don't get stuck with a book and cards that are misprinted
>>94785420Not me personally, my IG army is Cadians and the Kriegs aren't really my thing.I bought the last army set with the cadians in it. I couldn't care less about the points. I probably already have 5k points painted.
>>94785308If you ever wanted to expand on them, the ash wastes mfs from necromunda would look sick with some headswaps ft headwraps
>>94785291>>book is misprinted>>datacards are misprintedreally? what'd they mess up?
>>94785449>I probably already have 5k points painted.Postem, I wanna see them >:(
I understand that the Codex books are functionally just collectors items at this point, but misprinting abilities making it out of date even before release feels like something that should be sue-worthy.
>>94785399>cavalry in the 41st millennium
>>94785462>finest quality miniatures in the world
>>94785399>$230 for EIGHTEEN (18!) ***IMPERIAL GUARD*** models stapled together with worthless cards and a book that will be inaccurate by the SpringThe power of FOMO should never be underestimated. Also quit rimming the soulless corporation, they don't love you back.
>>94785486I'm with you on that, it's one thing to errata some rules after 3-6 months, it's a whole other can of worms to sell a product with errata before it even ships. I feel like they're worrying about the competitive scene way too much. If anything I'd think it'd be a better idea to let some broken shit stay for a while so the waacfags gobble it up and then rebalancing shit after they've got their initial surge of buyers so they get max profit.
>>94785478Sorry I don't have any recent group photo, this one is about 5 years old. I started this army in 2017 and have been building it slowly, aimlessly adding random units over time.I realize the army sets have very little points cost per for the money but there are a lot of guys like me out there who passed that coveted 2k mark long ago and I feel these kinds of boxed sets are more for us and less for those looking to start a brand new army.
>>94785517I don't expect them to love me, they are not my family. They are a corporation, I expect them to deliver plastic sprues to me when I order plastic sprues from them and that is exactly what they have always done.
>>94785502Jeepers that's a thicc piece of cloth, I had no clue they were like that. Seems kinda strange given they've already released miniatures with very thin wispy cloaks like the aos ghosts and shit. It's like something you'd see on a kit from 1998
>>94785352Man that's just a little nuts
>>94785502>>94785541difference between the specialist games team and proper GW. specialist games team is really fucking good at sculpting for resin, less so when it comes to sculpting for plastic.
>>94785526Oh it's red cadiananon nice, I seen you post your stuff here before. You did some ogryn recently right?
>>94785541Specialist games are generally where the new sculptors are sent to cut their teeth before they're given projects in mainline systems.
>>94785502>they edge highlighted the thicc cloth hanging from the gunit makes it look even worse why would you do that
>>94785556Just added three bullgryns so that I have 6 of each kind if I should ever need them.
>>94785536Well I've seen how prices just endlessly shoot up way faster than inflation (the factory in Tennessee was supposed to keep costs lower and shipping times faster and hasn't done either) since I started in 5th edition so I got access to a 3d printer through a friend and learned how to use it.
>>94785555I don't even know if it's a problem with the specialist team cause warcry has some really thin cloaks scattered across the line. Maybe it's just an issue with necro and lotr
>>94785473points values, scions missing deep strike
>>94785570Great, I think it is a very good thing for our hobby that GW is doing well while 3d printing at home is also taking off.
>>94785588Wait the box as described in >>94785517 that comes with a special edition codex that I said would be inaccurate by the Spring IS WRONG BEFORE IT EVEN COMES OUT?!?
>>94785588Points values always change anway. And isn't normal scions supposed to lose deep strike in favour of the aquilons?
>>94785377Maybe some Tyranids know that a few deep thrusts a few lies through their teeth gets the humans to go into melting pot easier than a shoot-out.
>>94785601yep, they gave influencers the day 1 FAQ, or at least some of it>>94785607>"its always wrong and this is no different, therefor its okay!"glowing brightly there james
>>94785619Calm down, anon. I just asked you a question. Are you saying normal scions without deep strike is a misprint? Because it seemed to be logical for them to lose it to make them different from the aquilons.
>>94785628its a misprint
>>94785629I have to bring out my pencil and write "deep strike" manually on the page.
>>94784033their entire relevantdamage output is the mine and the free grenades strat, going to ten doesn't give them additional. killing 5 additional guardsman bodies isn't hard enough that people will let them stay around another turn.
>>94785637£145+tipno refunds
>>94785555GW cloth quality is all over the place, regardless of the medium. The SW terminator praetor's resin cape is as thick as a mattress (for all the raping?)
>>94785641Sweet summer child. I've brought out my pencil for every FAQ and every errata ever. I've manually edited every single physcial rulebook and codex I own. It's more than 145 bongmoney.
>>94785650why not just pirate?
>>94785420the new guard combat patrol is dogshit
>>94785654Easier to just edit my copy rather than print out an entirely new one.
>>94785650In the automotive industry, recalls are seen as mistakes, even though the car company fixes them for free.
>>94785502Nah anon thats just that one specific model that has that, the example models are 3d printed and made months before the sprues are finalised. Sometimes thick cloth like that is a mistake that can't be fixed for x,y,z or just an oversight but the actual model you buy will not have such thickness
>>94785672Yeah that one kinda stinks, but there's no guarantee that the krieg one will be bad too. I will say there is no guarantee it won't be worse, but you never know it could be fine
>>94785700>there's no guarantee that the krieg one will be bad tooWhy do you think the krieg are getting their own Combat Patrol?
>>94785689>the actual model you buy will not have such thickness
A dark eldar refresh is here!
>>94785678The fact that the company fixes them for free means they aren't liable for anything bad that happens as a result of the recall issue otherwise youd hear about people putting through class action lawsuits on cars nonstop. The fact that they send you a letter warning you about the issue means if you don't get them fixed that anything that happens makes you liable. That's no different then gw warning everyone that the books have misprints and drafting errata for them
>>94785734The ass was fat
>>94785734>No tits on the urghulGay
>>94785723Because just about everything that's even slightly popular gets a combat patrol these days. Why do you think they wouldn't get a combat patrol?
>>94785768Because codexes each get 1 combat patrol box. The one that guard are getting isn't even branded the cadian combat patrol, it's the combat patrol for the astra militarum. As in the faction that krieg models are an incidental part of. As in their slot has already been taken.
>>94782571The point is we're looking for new, interesting ideas and discussions and we have to deal with getting the board clogged up by kids and mentals that repost the same thread, looking for validation. The board isn't about you and the one thought you have cycling in your head, it's about good content.
>>94785734>masters of flesh sculpting and body modification>biggest tits are d cups):<
>>94785779>Because codexes each get 1 combat patrol box.?
>>94785672non-guard player hereWhat makes this so terrible?
>>94785808Grey knights aren't agents of the imperium retard
>>94785808I will never forgive these fags for releasing that baby carrier, GKs are so cool outside of that
>>94785816Horsey boys no bueno. Just being included to bump the price up and not because they thematically fit with the other models in aesthetics or playstyle
>>94785822?
>>94785816Not enough HORSE
>>94785816it's terrible value for money and doesn't include a tank or vehicle of some sort, which stinks for a Guard box. it fills like~320pts in the current points so it's not like it helps bulk out your army that much. compare it to like, the Drukhari combat patrol or the old GSC combat patrol, it's night and day. 10th edition combat patrols have all kinda been mediocre but this one is exceptionally so All the units inside are playable to good which is at least something
>>94785854RetardNot spoon-feeding you
Can I ally some Imperial Knights with Rough Riders? I want Space Bretonnians
>>94785854shit, where are the points for the dreadknight and strike teams in Imperial agents?
>>94785868I accept you concession
>>94785875I think you can take one big knight and 3 little knights as allies in any imperium army, but I don't think you can take anything as allies for a mainly knight army besides agents
>>94785734I hope we never see an official return of sslyth. GW said they would, but I hope they were lying.I hope you lose your right hand.
>has less, cost moreThe Games Workshop motto.
>>94783044Where did you get those shotguns?
>>94785854A single unit being shared doesn't make them part of the codex you braindead nigger
>>94785947NTA but those are the marine scout shotties
>>94785952I would argue that grey knights being included in the codex makes them part of the codex
>>94785962Braindead nigger
>>94785946>claims to hate company>spends 24 hours a day talking about them
>>94783468I don’t think they have been available long enough for a consensus to be made properly.
>>94785969>You talk about things you don't like.Yes Hitler mentioned the Jews from time to time, and I'm sure the Jews mentioned Hitler from time to time.
>>94785969This is the first time I've been in 40kg since before Christmas, Anon.
>>94785986>Been here non stop since ChristmasAnon, get up, have a shower, and go outside
>>94785808Grey Knights also have their own codex, thus opening a slot for a combat patrol box. You big fat gay retardman.
>>94786153SoS are Custodes
>>94786153It's embarrasing how they try to push that now.
>>94786153>>94786166
>>94786176How did you get that picture of me???! I'm so embarrased
I’m building my “Cadians” as a Planetary Defense Force entirely corrupted by a genestealer cult. I figure “priests” can just be agitator cultists, but how would I go about representing commissars?
>>94786190>how would I go about representing commissars?what do commisars do in the new codex?
>>94786239Remove battle shock at the cost of one model in the unit. Also let officers re-roll being battle shocked.
>>94786153RIP internNo reason to push something that isn't actually for sale
>>94786190Some PDFs have their own commissars
>>94786299Interesting. Simpler is usually better, I suppose.
>>94786190Don't know if PDF has commissar. Commissars are handled by the Munitorum and attached to Guard regiments. PDF are local troops independent of the Guard. They'd likely have discipline troops of their own to keep the apes in line. Depending on the planet, of course.
>>94785734me on the bottom right
>>94786399There are odd commissars who serve as a liaison between pdf and proper imperial guard forces. They tend to be where mediocre or old commissars are sent
>>94786579>*Bonk*
>>94786108Maybe you could point me towards the 10th edition grey knights codex then
>>94786640No
>>94786399>>94786569I may just build the army without commissars, honestly. They’re not really essential and they kind of shit up the flavor I’m going for now that I really think about it.
Why do conservatards just have to have reverse thought?The point of 40k is that everyone's evil but since that's the centrist liberal thinking point conservatives have to believe the opposite
Why do Redditards just have to post their garbage?
>>94786665Cope and sneed.
>>94786665le imperium is le evilyeah whatever redditor they're pretty bad if you're a lowbrow caveman who looks at them from the perspective of a 21st century onions enthusiast. but if we were 40,000 years in the future and our other options were becoming body slaves to extradimensional hell gods or being food for an alien i'd take my chances with the imperium
>>94786285Chuds be like>grrr stupid gw not allowing freedom for kitbashing Chuds also be like>grrrr stupid gw for giving me the freedom to kitbash my guys
>>94786648I accept your concession
>>94786665I don't give a shit about these reddit posts, shut up, stop posting low quality screencap bait. Here's your (You)
>>94786665They're tourists so they don't understand the setting. God fire warrior armour design is so sick, functional and cool while also still being very alien looking, kinda wish we never knew what Tau look like under their helms keep the mystery
>>94786699>grrrr stupid gw for giving me the freedom to kitbash my guysGonna provide instances of that shit being said? It’s pretty outlandish that it sounds made up.
>>94786699Anon went from a broken record to just plain broken.
>>94786579Consider this, daemon refresh and the furies are redesigned to by like the pre-classical Greek design of the Medusa, as a more monsterous version of classical greek fury design.
Do you have other hobbies besides warhammer? I can't find any common interests I have with normies. I worked with a guy that seemed to obsess over football until I asked him why his favorite team was alabama and he explained he just needed something to talk to people about so one year he started watching football and alabama won that year. Is this all that being a normie is? I've tried to talk to people about warhammer to no avail
>>94786797I am into drawing and plan to use painted minis I make as objects to draw. Still toddler doodle levels of drawing but I think I’ll get there one day.
>>94786797Anime
>>94786640>Let me just move these goalpostsKill yourself with your kike argument strategies
>>94786797I used to play basketball a little but messed up my rotator cuff, so now I just watch NBA sometimesotherwise just the anime/video game bullshit same as the rest
>>94786665kys r*dditgroid
>>94786797I am a professional gooner. I have gooned since it was made possible to me.
>>94786797Hunting, fishing, sport shooting, HEMA, jiu jitsu and cooking.
>>94785400Krieg is a mix of french and German wwiI don't remember if there's any British in their design, I'm not big into historical
>>94786975So when do you work?
>>94786665If you are a human, the imperium is the good guys. No matter how brutal, they are still the only ones that actually fight for the survival of humanity.Is it that hard to understand?
>>94787032What if I want to be a guevesa and get my Communist state-sponsored blueberry gf?
>>94786797Anime, Vidya and cooking.And taking care of my cats if it counts.
Just finished up a 40k doubles tournament with my oops all scions list. I'm still sort of learning how to be good at this game, but only made like 2 big misplays all day. Pretty good gaming.
>>94787040You will be promised the fish wife (will never arrive) and then get sent to the front lines with the fire warriors (your trench and supplies are IG fodder level or worse)
>>94787049Goddammit, Communism really is always a bait-and-switch.
>>94787032Abaddon fights for humanityJust has a different vision for it
Sistersbros, arcos or penitents for first turn miracle dice?
>>94786797Cooking mainly
>>94787011Whenever suits really, it's the perk of being an OF content creator
>>94787063The kind of vision that looks like the eye of terror.So not good.
NEW FRED>>94787115>>94787115>>94787115
>>94787049Actually, this guy is wrong, your supplies and equipment may be better than you'd expect in the guard, but make no mistake you're going to be sent into hysterically bad odds for the sake of another 'more important mission' with 'more critical' troops.If you somehow miraculously survive, expect an award and to do it again. If you miraculously survive twice, expect to be thrown in with the regulars. Congratulations, you're going to be doing the same thing you were doing as an auxillary, but with an actual pulse rifle this time.Do it close to a dozen times and you might get to see the inside of a battle suit. Congratulations, it's the same shit you were doing before, but even riskier.If you survive doing it about a dozen dozen times, expect to be retired to a propaganda post resettling human refugees or proselytizing about your wonderful life in the empire and how your service uplifted you from being a backwards and superstitious ape into an instrument of 'The Greater Good".
>>94786797vidya muay thai boxing books and horticulture are my main interests. it's always freaks me out when someone tells me their hobbies are "idk watching netflix" or something similar. i don't know how people don't have hobbies but it's surprisingly common. i get manic if i just sit around every day
>>94787129nah i'm built differenteveryone always just assumes in the 40k universe they'd be some schmuck bootshiner. hell nah son i'd be Lord Inquisitor Biggestus Dickustine III for sure
>>94787242I come from a rich family. I'll probably be a Rogue Trader. Dicking around the stars with my family fortune.
>>94786797Gym and reading
>>94786190> but how would I go about representing commissars?Commisars would be the first ones to die by an accident as soon as the genestealers had even the slightest foothold in the regiment.
>>94788808More like the commissars will be converted to the cult forcibly.All it takes is just to kidnap the guy and then force him to take the genestealer's "kiss".
>>94782671>GeeDubs goes to their favorite gay bar>invents dark angels along the way>gets served his signature drink (black russian but with lemon liqueur) by a large hairy bartender>invents space wolves along with their primarch90s were wild
