Blonde Ambition Tour Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Level Animation:https://gofile.io/d/J7muqs>Previous Thread>>96445584 >Thread Question:Do you keep sprues and bits for later kitbashing?
>>96448112>TQ Yes I do keep sprues and bits for later kitbashing
Imperial agents expansion is coming. I can feel it>TQYeah
>>96448112This is the worst TQ ever. Durrrr do youse kitbash?>NON SHIT TQWhat are /yourdudes/ personal goals/quest/mission? What are they trying to achieve?
>>96448145I looked and I think I lost the lore I wrote for /mydudes/. Im kind of gutted.
>>96448112>Do you keep sprues and bits for later kitbashing?I have literally never thrown away any. I put them in a jar to make sprue goo out of them
>>96448159Did you ever post it here? Could probably find it via archive digging
>>96448145Murder
>>96448112>TQI do. I need to reorganize my bits, lest it becomes like the days of when I would play with Legos and spend a long time looking for one piece in the pile.>>96448145>Alt TQPerson goal of Severus is to have his own fiefdom. What the people believe they are trying to achieve is to be the spark that ignites the flames of rebellion across the galaxy against Terra's Tyranny.
>>96448188sevdom fag you have 10 whole guys im so proud.
Votann legit have the best average standard of living in the galaxy
>>96448161Do you think sprues would be alive in the toy story universe?>cant wait to get built>oh no my owner built the other option of my kit>thats ok I'll just hang out with my other unbuilt sprue buddies>w-where are all the other sprue buddies?>what's that jar and why do I hear muffled screaming? OH GOD IS THAT A HALF MELTED GUARD SPRUE? HE'S STILL ALIVE!! OH GOD OH FUCK
>>96448200>They are descending from the DAoT colony ships>That was a long time, ago, they must have lost so much, right?>...>Right?
>>96448099Now you can hold your superiority over those with newer models
>>96448207Only if you assemble them into a toyLike that guy in the latest movie
>>96448188I'd say congrats on finally finishing 10 dudes but their basing isn't done yet and I have a feeling you're going to tell us you need to wait for ants to carry your sand from outside to your hobby desk one grain at a time in order for you to base them
>>96448207I'm picturing more of an Aliens 4 "Please, kill me" scene except they say "Please, build me"
>>96448188Holy shit he returned!Is there a reason you left beyond /40kg/ autism?
>>96448226>you need to wait for ants to carry your sand from outside to your hobby desk one grain at a time in order for you to base themok fuck you I kek'd.
>>96448236Nta but he's posted at least every couple months for years, I don't think he went anywhere
>>96448194Thanks I'm currently cleaning up some spots that I forgot to apply a wash over. Turns out most of it is on the underside of arms. >>96448226I laughed and pig snorted somehow when laughing. Well played.Don't worry, I have the sand. It is in a comically big tub. The basing recipe is AK chocolate chipping as the brown dirt colour and a light drybrush of AK Light Earth. >>96448236I had a "what am I doing with my life" episode and while I did come back to check now and then I didn't really do much.
>>96448276>I have the sand. It is in a comically big tub. The sand is a whole seperate story isn't it lmao
>>96448176I did find it in the archive! Thanks anon. >also found another poster who made a chapter with the same name as mineHonestly my fault for choosing the name I did but im the only one that posted models
>>96448285He's the sandschizo from wip too
>>96448303yeah that's what I meant
>>96448285It actually is. It also speaks volumes for how civilized WIP is compared to this place when one person throws a shitfit over being unable to find sand and is remembered forever. Basically.>years ago around Christmas time>try to find sand>can't>go to WIP seeing red and half vent frustration and half ask for source on sand as I resigned to buy it online>immortalized forever because one day I decided to post a model with a sand based base and someone connected the dots. I'm perfectly fine with being laughed at about the story. There are some persistent autists here that made me realize that while my story is technically embarrassing, it is not too terrible. I can try finding the post in the archive. Wash is drying at the moment.
>>96448145>NON SHIT TQ>What are /yourdudes/ personal goals/quest/mission? What are they trying to achieve?>SoB Order of the Unremembered Saint is caught in the Imperium Nihilus, with no clue what has happened to the Astronomican, Blessed Terra or even the Emperor himself.They have commandeered a few navy ships and are on a crusade to reforge the Imperium.Mostly this amounts to extorting planets for supplies and kidnappings for recruits. All of which they justify to everyone and themselves as necessary to ensure their strength in these dark times.However they still are ready to throw down with literally any threat, and many worlds do see them as angels sent by the Emperor when they've liberated the populous from xeno or chaos threats besieging them.>AdMechForgeworld Galatea-X/V mostly just makes non-military hardware. They have a large robotics contingent which both defend the world from threats, as well as persue various interests off world.>TauBork'an Sept. I only recently started them and haven't got any lore.>NidsHivefleet Simurgh is a splinter fleet that has a curious nature wherein a majority of the observed specimens have been winged strains.Research is ongoing.
Does anyone have a painting template for khorne berserkers? Kinda like pic related?
Theres so little Grimdark to the Votann, they are super wholesomeSteel Jacks tear apart the average Space Marine and then proceed to help out in civic duty when not in a war
>>96448315Yeah bud I know I was there in this very thread. It was just funny, you didn't sperg out as badly as some retards here do, it's all good man
>>96448145My LoV's goal is to become a complete monopoly. To that end, they've done several unorthodox things, like sit above a planet with a Genestealer Cult and harvest the chunks of hive fleet that come to claim the biomass.MY GSC's goal is to evnetually find a way to kick the LoV off their planet so they can reunite with their star gods.
>>96448324They were so bright that the best GW could come up with is>The votanns are running out of space soon(forever)>They only care about themselvesThe other factions are cunts for interesting reasons, sometimes necessity, sometimes hubris, sometimes nature.
>>96448321
>>96448324>steeljacks tear apart the average space marineWhat the fuck that makes my space marines less cool. Its bad enough the custodes were also added. Marines might as well be guardsmen. Chaos marines being a threat at all is making less and less sense.
Who up churning out some mutants? Pic related: my mutants for my "counts as GSC army
>>96448352Damn bro, cut the bush
>>96448352Where do you get these from?
>>96448352>>96448357>armpit hair so long is reaches to the thighsSpace Wolf renegade?
>>96448361just googled khorne berzerker paint template
>>96448324>Theres so little Grimdark to the VotannThey still eat planets. If that isn't grimdark enough for you, then I guess Tyranids aren't either.
>>96448356I love the bug dude
>>96448352Thanks anon.
>>96448373Thank you anon every seems to love my fly guy
>>96448315>try to find sand>can'tI have never ever understood this part of the story. Like do you like on an offshore drilling rig? Like every hardware store sells a variety of sand and grit.
>>96448370Well orks kill people, so they're also as grimdark
>>96448370
>>96448410Grim. Dark even.
>>96448400Orks are an implacable enemy that basically cannot be stopped long term, and get more deadly the more you fight them, inevitably leading the mass slaughter of billions and the terraformation of any planet into another planet of green madness.So yeah, orks are pretty fucking grimdark actually.
>>96448410Grim. Dark, even.
>>96448112Blonde hair and red armor looks so good together.
>>96448420Idk man they're all the same. Humans are grimdark too. The whole microplastic thing? Genestealers look tame.
>>96448410thought this was abe's odyssey from the thumbnail
>>96448434it will be
>>96448356No muties I'm afriad, just TemplarsI do want to kitbash some more mutants at some point thoughLove the moleman? in the middle
"We make the best miniatures in the world"
>>96448448I think it looks cool.NOT
>>96448328Hope you enjoy the nostalgia. Not gonna lie I find that GW's basing colours are quite genius in the sense that there doesn't seem to be a colour scheme that doesn't "visually blur" with the webstore's default sand basing scheme. I tried to find different colors and all I managed was just a slightly darker version. I'm thinking of using Gamer's Grass burned tufts to sell the wasteland look, but surprisingly green tufts also help as the brown color is pretty "natural." >>96448389It was pure idiocy on my part.Here's the post that started it all: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/82360905/#82364758>the big angry post: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/82360905/#82370967Only thing I can really do is just own it.
>>96448466power to you for owning it, man
How's your kitbashing going, anons?
>>96448448Welcome back fisher-price anon. I love these
>>96448466Heart kek. I wasnt there but I forgive you anon
>>96448448oh good you're here to spam your unfunny /v/ermin shitposts again
>>96448495I decided I didnt like the chaplain head I was using. Im gonna use some black templar heads instead I think.
>>96448448Oh lord, I would replace that chain with actual jeweler's chain so it wiggles
>>96448495Got this month's collage entry done
>>96448531Nice
>>96448495Do you guys think doing a predator but with a dude from a different kit sticking out of the hatch would count as a kitbash? Feels kinda low effort
GSC bros, i have a box of acolytes, what variant should I make them into? This will be for my first 1k points
>>96448448These were funny for the first 4 times.
So, you measure LoS from anywhere on the model, but range from the base? How is this simplified?
>>96448543All im doing is headswaps and backpack swaps.
>>96448559Because you were able to articulate it correctly in one sentence.
>>96448112Send dudes
>>96448559It's quite shrimple, really
>>96448559You don't measure LoS, just check itShrimple
>>96448569>shrimpleAre you dumb?
>>96448572Hello newfriend
>>96448572Don't call him dumb or the shrimple will come for you
>>96448200if you discard the tau empire
It's done. Almost 50 participants! It makes me really happy to see so many people join in! Some really cool models this month, great job everyone. I hope I didn't miss anyone, I combed through the archive the best I could.As you might have heard, this month's theme is Kitbashing. The rules are that anything kitbashed is fair game, doesn't matter when you built it as long as you paint it this september.Thank you again for participating. I can't wait to see what crazy stuff you'll come up with this month.
>>96448576>>96448578Whats the joke?
>>96448495Had the day off work so I got a start basecoating the Marine and the archon. I've got like 3 more coats of the flesh otherwise it comes across really streaky.The Marine needs some gold touching up and I think I'm going to give him a bit of a nicer helm. I've got the angles and the pose right but I'm not sure what to do with the blood coming out of the Marine's head. Beacuse of this angle it'll go right into the power pack - maybe I model it at an angle so it looks like its being poked off? Or just get rid of the exit wound entirely.
>>96448581Lovely, thanks for taking the time to do this, anon.
>>96448581Cool
>>96448581>cultist chan on therebased beyond belief
>>96448145No secret santa in the OP, you know who made it.
>>96448585>did all that painting in one dayDayum
>>96448581So many great entries, shits all over my paint job that's for sure. Everyone who got involved should be proud of their models. Im glad to have been in all 3 collages so far, this next one will be tricky as im not the creative type
>>96448604No one is joining the secret santa anyway so its not like it matters.
>>96448604wasn't in the last one either, he just copied that onetake your schizo babble elsewhere
>>96448448Someone in the store legit started Grey knights simply because he saw the baby carrier and loved itHas 2 fully painted ones picrel
>>96448581>theres 5 fucking ork bros on thereI rarely see any of them post though which is a shame, except maybe the blue big mek one
>>96448567Can you at least cycle between different images of that dipshits models? I'm really fucking sick of this trash at this point
>>9644860690% of it is blue primer
>>96448618That base looks sick
>>96448618I get it. I fell in love with centurions when I first saw them. Sometimes the goofy models just call to you.
>>96448584Google exists, shrimple as
>>96448581Pretty good stuff in there, I wouldn't have painted my character if it wasn't for these things.
>>96448623I hope he continues to post Lamentersfag's model
>>96448623Please dont respond to ritual posters, it just enables their shitty behaviour
>>96448581Good fucking shit bros and everyone else.I really spent myself out on my model this month and Im not a fan of kitbashing much so I think ill pass for september.
>>96448632Not worth the effort. Keep your secrets.
>>96448640Fair enough anon. I passed on this months for the same reason.
>>96448584GW didn't really simplify anything, it was a one step forward one step back kind of process when trying to streamline 10th with a lot fo things that simply/shrimply don't make sense
>>96448655Ok but what do shrimp have to do with it?
Is there 3rd party bits (or conversions examples) for giving the regal dork different turret weapons?Only being able to pick between Twin gun or Bigger gun is pretty lackluster for me.
>>96448659hownew.jpg
>>96448659Ntab simple -> shrimple
I just discovered… Warhammer highHoly autism
>>96448621>someone recognizes my big mekI just usually don't post my models. I'm usually just shitposting.
>>96448581Really awesome stuff guys
>>96448581So anons, which ones are your favorites?
>>96448659They didn't simplify the game like they said thru would. They shrimplified it instead. What's so hard to understand?
>>96448342it wouldn't be difficult to add internal grimdark>the kin didn't survive the robot revolt of the daot by maintaining peaceful relations with their robots>as a matter of fact, they didn't survive the daot at all>instead the robots alone went in isolation and then eventually began cloning colonist servants anew, lying about their continued history and making them believe to be autonomous partners >why? votann ships require psychic beacons to navigate realspace, the votann computers alone cannot produce these psychic beacons, so they produce clones, make them live and then sacrifice them to the votann to fuel the psychic beacons plus you can turn their hypercapitalistic view of life to foster extreme internal competitions between guilds and leagues, as well as having the votann make them attack people not simply because it's in their best interests to do so to gain resources and get rich in the easiest of ways, but because the votann may demand conquest quotas, pushing the kindred to unsustainable rhythms casualties and to commit atrocities that they know are wrong and wouldn't want to do, even though they have lots of corporate mottos they can wear to pretend it's all ok
>>96448671the old greentexts?
>>96448678>>96448581Other than my own naturally? The Kairos/Lord of Change is honestly pretty sick.
cog successfully replaced to satiate my autism with the original winding up underneath the trimjust needs some minor cleanup and a tiny gap filled and he'll be ready for painting on this collage>>96448112>TQOnly sprues I haven't cleared out are vehicle ones with bits that won't fit into my sorted tacklebox of bits,
>>96448688Just saw this
How come the general got even worse after the two week shutdown of le chon? Or is it shrimply a case of 10e being shit?
>>96448731Too many schizos
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22534078
>>96448581King.
>>96448687I'd say>Have them dwarves, keep the idea of them being the "men of stones": a created race for and by the DAoT humans, who didn't survive.>Go further on the "Clone kin" aspect, which explain why they're all similar, like dwarves are usually depicted (different but still within the same spectrum).>Have this cyclic/practical relation with the ancestor cores: they're made by the core, they serve the core, the core serves them; it's obedience and tradition, unbreakable and unchanging, like dwarves.I'd add what you suggested with the ancestor cores still making "flesh kins" because it needs them (and because it doesn't know what else to do, it's smart and can learn but not change its core (pun not intended)).And now there is no "well we want it and we're strong so it's ours", instead it's effectively a prophecy of the ancestors, we follow the ancestor cores, doesn't mean they know why the cores say X or Y.The basis of most of these is in their actual fluff if I remember correctly, so this is pushing them more to be space warhammer dwarves and not the space egalitarian capitalist miners they currently are.TY for reading my insane ramblings.
>>96448731it's the schizo
>>96448659It sounds funny.
>>96448731it got better, we don't have to deal with constant DCslopper posting and now we have community events
>>96448758>DCslopper?
>>96448713>Angela>VictoriaStop making me want to fuck drawings.
>>96448767the worst poster these threads had to deal with for several yearsthe less you know about him the better
>>96448758he's still quite obviously posting and screeching at the same posters and factions, and more
>>96448713>Alpharius/Omegan>Ferrus/Vulkan
He is done!
>>96448772Al was at least funny to prod
Being on a loop in 40k would probably suck
>>96448678Lord of Change is better than the box-art, GSC Abominant is also god-tier. Daemon Prince on Foot is nice, Cultist Chan and Swimsuit Assassin are goofy. Custom Slaanesh Daemon Prince also stands out.
>>96448777nope, you've invented a scapegoat out of a useless retard who never returned
>>96448767a shitposter that posts his high effort but hideous models. He proves beyond doubt that the "post models or else you don't belong" shitposters are retarted too, so they hate his guts
>>96448784Looks nice, good job anon.
>>96448678This one
>illegal loadout
>>96448784He looks dope anon. Nice job
>>96448798>high effortlmao
>>96448808I don't think Chaos Marines care about laws desu.
>Warmaster of ChaosWhat a hack. Does Jes Goodwin not know that Abaddon is the self-styled Warmaster of the Imperium Nihilus?
>>96448797If he never returned then another and arguably worse schizo picked up the same identical shitposting habits down to the same thread drama obsessions.Do I have to believe that the dude never left or that the dude killed himself and his wicked sole was denied the peace of death and possessed the next closest loser?
>>96448777No, that's some /v/ermin who's taken up his mantle to actively make these threads worseThere are too many inconsistencies compared to the real faggot's old behavior.
>>96448581Nice, my saturnine dude got in. Was fun painting for this, hadn't painted anything in over a year.Might try doing something for this month, but not sure what.
>>96448585is it weird that I painted the archon's flesh cape in different shades of flesh, including ork flesh?
>>96448825This guy should have died a naive fool on cadia's deathbed in the 13th crusade.
>>96448808I found a photo of a battle in the orks codex where a nob model has an illegal loadout
>>96448838Nah, it's normal. I'm going to go over and do one segment in lighter and darker tones.
>>96448838only if the only skin colour missing is white
>>96448838I'm not knowledgeable about flayed skin, but I wonder if melanin would degrade when treating the leather
>>96448848Guys, help. I don't know what to kitbash, and I have orks. I should be kitbashing everything, I just don't even know where to start. Is it enough to put a boyz weapon on a beast snaggas? I was really hoping for any other prompt.
>>96448864Kitbash a warboss.
>>96448581WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING ELF PLAYERS
>>96448864Glue some ork weapons on a mushroom and paint it. It won't decompose - its a mushroom.
>>96448842You should contact GW and ask for a refund.
>>96448864I've got my ork kitbash idea but im not sharing it with anyone because I wanna be speshul
>>96448864Let the creative juices flow, anon. Just build the coolest dude you can with the coolest bits you got.
>>96448881Prove it
>>96448864do you have spare bits and random junk? if so you can make a sneaky snagga hiding in plain sight
>>96448875Im sick of seeing these fucking aos ironjawz conversions
>>96448876there are only 7
>>96448876because it's a popular faction that relatively recently received a sizable and faithful update to many of its classic designs corsairs soon!exodites not quite as soon but also soon!
>>96448864Kill kans with sneakers but no jeans.
Every other model posted online is just airbrush slop with weird unrealistic gradients that look like shit, what's the appeal?
>>96448885How do I do that if its meant to be a secret
>>96448875>Take AoS ork>put some 40k gribbles, a powerpack, a shoota>look, 40k!This is certainly my most hated type of kitbash. It's not just lazy, it's also insulting.It's not even endearing like a flame paint job on an old dinky car.It's just depressing.
>>96448876Marinefags having a meltdown again i see
>>96448581The kahl smoking a cigar and the fuegan model are art.
>>96448916shut the fuck up retardthe original orks were literally just fantasy orcs with bolters shoved in their hands
>>96448531She qt
>>96448890Why? A lot of people managed to get them cheaply due to how common the model is, and it's a big, bulky Ork to kitbash into a Warboss/Beast Boss, what's the issue?
>>96448916Its always meganobz or a megaboss too. I did see someone trying to sell bloodbowl orks converted into breakas recently that looked ok
>>96448916When the BA got their wings clipped the amount of stormcast wings I saw was nauseating.
>>96448875Nice
>>96448814Have you seen models with more decals? No?Though so
>>96448930Because its been done to death, seeing the same thing over and over is tiring anon, converting shit is meant to make something unique and show your creativity
>>96448942>putting on stickers is high effortLAUGHINGMYASSOFF
>>96448924No they weren't lmao.Why is it always the same kind of angry, clueless retard jumping on defending the shittiest thing? Is it some kind of tribal mentality? Seeing themselves in shit? "Fuck you for attack my shit-family!!1!".It's every goddamn time, I swear to god.
>>96448497>>96448511:-)
>>96448916You're out of touch, man.
>>96448916Yeah 40k isn’t that deep man.
>>96448798>>96448814>>96448942>>96448946you retards aren't even talking about the right sloppertake this offtopic shit elsewhere
>>96448947Im convinced they shit themselves on purpose.
>>96448581Good work lads, some great stuff on here
>>96448944Let’s see your creativity anon.
>>96448952Fucking lol
>>96448947Yes they were subhuman
>>96448896After 1 year and 8 months I finally got a box of Corsairs to go with my Dark Eldar.
>>96448807Thanks anon glad you like him
>>96448694>>96448789Thank you anons! Here's a back shot showcasing the wings
"Oh fuck I forgot my boltgun!"
>>96448947So, you just don't know what you're talking about then
>>96448798>high effortLoel
>>96448932There are cool conversions to be done, I'm sure, but at least make it look like mega armor, put some servos in there.For god sake, that primaris power pack, round as a baby, is just slapped in the back of this angular sharp armor... Make a kutsom Powa Pakka to look the part? you know?>>96448933They're not even good looking wings, they're a third metal, very short feathers and then mostly flames.I'd rather get some bird model from somewhere and use those wings, at least it'd look like angel wings.Angels are not just guys with random pretty wings.>>96448956You know what's deep? Your mum xDDDDD
>>96448581This is mostly your images stolen or otherwise painted by you.
>>96448967I mean its a shitbox but its my shitbox
>>96448112>bright red armor in the jungleWhy don't space Marines in lore change their armor computer based on theatre/environment anymore?
>>96448988he looks like he's being thrown tomatoes
>>96449007camouflage is the color of cowardice
>>96448944>>96448916I don't think that's a problem - a lot of people start small with kitbashing. A lot of people's first kitbash is just a headswap on a marine body, which is even less effort than turning an AoS/Fantasy Orc into a 40k Ork.>>96448933For people without access to 3D printers, that was often the next-best option for a plastic wing set that was easily available.I don't think any kitbashing, even if small or low-effort is bad unless the person is bragging about their kitbashing or whatever, if the person can accept that what they did was basic/rudimentary, I see no issue. Most people will be kitbashing along similar lines, using similar kits anyway.
>>96448601it’s your model you weirdo
>>96448798>high effort
>>96448998>orks with servos
>>96448974>>96448993Get your stories straight lads, just a tip from me like I did your mum xDDDDDD)
>>96448606What about that seems like it took longer than a day?
>>96449014One more thing, if it's a Beast Boss, surely the closer it is to the AoS/Fantasy Orcs (with some prosthetic parts like a power claw) the better, right?
>>96449030Because this shit has taken me weeks
>>96449014>people start smallAnd then never get better. Most of these people don't know what kitbashing is about, for them putting things together is the finality.
>>96448988Etooo... blehhh
>>96449014I guess the reason why it can be annoying for me is that I do buy many of my models second hand, and when someone tries to sell converted meganobz and its always the ironjawz dudes I get a little annoyed. Not sure if it would work out cheaper anyway, I guess I'd have to assume that they bought the meganobz kit and equipped them all with killsaws and just chucked the power klaws / kombi shootas on those aos orks
>>96449041quiet down nomodels
>>96449014I didnt say anything to those people, I just have the opinion that it borders on gross. I hate seeing it because imo its so low effort and looks like garbage.
>>96449048>le baitAnother for the bingo card
>>96448997>giving him this much attention to his dogshit models when he isn't herekill yourself
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96449057>when he isn't here
Uh oh, the nomodels word is getting thrown about, the thread may be taking a turn for the worst
>>96449041ngl real loser behavior anon.
>>96449056tired of yawnposting I see>>96449059Yes
>>96449058Would you rather a codex now, or 11e starter box inclusion with a substantial refresh?
>>96448798>high effortWe can't be talking about the same person
>>96449063>The 24/7 shitter is still obsessing over meAnother for the bingo card.People like you can't let go and create these "rivalries", like the whole decalfag/schizo thing.No more (you)s, stay mad ;^)
>>96449068>11eTimely reminder that Battletech has been the same game since 1984.
maybe I should get comments on my list...
>>96449079Maybe thats why it's even more niche than 40k.
>>96449041Post your superior conversions or stfu moron
>>96449084Depends. If it's a space marine list don't post it.
At testing phase.I tried a few colors that were going to be a part of the palate. I feel a shiny black would treat the models appearance best. It gives a "chitanious" feel better than other colors. A shiny red could be anything but a shiny black feels like a beetle, so that we make the reference better.Airbrush will be used for most things, I am contemplating markings and I'm going to abuse this test model when it dries.Mostly because its a flexible model, and I want to see if the pain will chip off if the limbs bend first. I haven't mixed the topcoat stuff in yet just to see how a baseline performs.Testing paint takes time with these fuggers. Wish I could just take all of them outside and just blast them. It would be a 170 model fuckup if I didn't test it first.
>>96449079no wonder nobody plays that slop
>>96449086You're right, going through 10+ editions must be the mark of quality design.
>>96449090>inb4 he posts someone else's models to pass off as his own
40k should have proper chaos dragons.
>>96449090My "superior" conversions aren't gonna make shitty low effort conversions look better.>or stfuTruth hurts lol
>>96449107Don't pretend to be a retard anon.
>>96448711Looks much better O&Tanon, excited to see him with paint finally
>>96449111>he has no modelsShocker
>>96449110
>>96449104Sounds like a lot of fun anon. Post results
>>96449120>I don't like your opinion>so I'll pretend you are le boogeymanWhatever helps you anon, you seem to need it.
>>96449138No models postedOpinion discarded.
>>96449138>boogeymanthat's not what that word means, tourist-kun~
>>96449138>>so I'll pretend you are le boogeymanI think you're crossing your chains of shitposts
>>96449110Why would Chaos have dragons in a sci-fi setting that never had dragons in it?
>>96449138Just take the L
>>96449088Well I like my models, and at least one other person does, and that's realistically good enough for me
>>96449157Exactly. Drakes are ok but dragons is where we draw the line.
>>96449164stop replying to the guy larping as EC
People who demand models to be posted need to post their own first
>>96449088Dumbass
>>96448623Why are you calling yourself a dipshit?
>>96449166Helldrake isn't a drake. It's a VTOL jet fighter with optional forward exhaust port.
>>96449138I didn't say you were anyone specific, I said you had no models which you have proven to be the case
>>96449150>It's the nomodels! The secondaries did this!BoogeymanFags are not happy lol, good. Maybe we'll even get some fancy mental gymnastics.
>>9644915740k is a fantasy setting.
>>96449183you shouldn't base all your behavior on this image
>>96449180It's more of a wyvern
>share a conversion I think looks cool>thread devolves into shit flingingNever change /40kg/.
>>96449183>everyone who disagrees with me is a fag I swear!I love watching meltdowns lol
Would marines look good without their pauldrons? Or at least with one of them off?
>>96449126certainly going to over spray the abdomen to get a shiny rotund look
>>96449194It looks more like a weird pterosaur.
>>96449172Why it's funny.>>96449175Post your models(unrelated to current meltdown i just want to see them)
>>96449193>I don't like what you said, so it's dumb.
>>96449221You're still throwing this tantrum over getting BTFO'd by the whole thread huh?
>>96449211What do you think?
>>96449226wow they kinda come off like a whore. Guess I'll have to forgo that idea now.
>>96448660AlpineWeiss made a Rogal kit. Said kit includes a couple of plastic compatible turrets. Check the Purple site.
>>96449225>I don't like what you said>So you're gonna disagree or ignore it?>No, I'll fling shit and pretend you're a dumb angry baby
>>96449239Wat?
>>96449239>wow they kinda come off like a whoreI'm going to need an explanation by what you mean by that. Is this some narrative device or something
>>96449239Kek>>96449266Removing the pauldrons is like a woman showing more of herself.Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Now you know how it works, but it's dead.
>It's another episode of two spergs arguing over something that doesn't matter for 400 posts because neither can cope with the other getting the last wordI sleep
>>96449182NTA but unless you actually post yours to shut him up your posts are just as useless and derail the thread along with him, I hope you realize that
>>96449284>Removing the pauldrons is like a woman showing more of herself.That's not particularly funny and not because you explained it either>>96449288>no ucomeonnow.wav
>>96449285Is it?
>>96449005I like the discoball
>>96449302I know you're probably thinking you're making the discussion better by arguing with shitposters or whatever but you're really not, look at this thread lmao. Cope with it however you want, you're still derailing the thread
>>96448295Post them king, I wanna hear about your lads
>>96448495
>>96449005>boogieboyz
>micro sol dissolves inkWell, fun time to learn that.
>>96449374ink is very fragile in general
>>96448200The Craftworld Eldar basically live in a post-scarcity, socialist utopia. Their whole society revolves around the fact that their quality of life is TOO good for their psyches to handle having all the free time and luxury.
>>96448324I thought one thing that could have been done to make them a little more grim dark is they treat the ironkin as a second class citizens and you could have AI rebellion brewing a little under that but the problem is they think the votann are sacred and the ironkin come from the votann like they do so they're like 'oh we're equals'
>>96449394Except they just retconned that and wrathbone now has to be mined so they have to have mineral disputes
>>96449407shut the fuck up twitter tourist
>>96449285sometimes I hope the same horrid posters are just like, bots or something running on a script. It would be less sad that way. We should get AI to analyze these posts because they seem to be here every day.
Help me decide on which army of mine to work on next>Proxy guard>Chaos Knights>Orks>Space Marines>Tyranids
>>96449374Water can reactivate ink. If you're using inks and not varnishing after then you're asking for problems
>>96449394>post scarcitySoulstones?
>>96449423nids
>>96449423Chaos Knights were just nerfed a few times. If they're still in your heart, now is the time to feel safe in grabbing them up.
>>96449336I have to do some rewrites. I had them be a successor of a successor which is apparently not a thing so im still figuring it out.
>>96449423Whichever has the most amount of half finished projects
>>96448581>2 craftworld yme-locWhat the hell, i wanted to be speshul
>>96449423Dubs and you work on your Chaotic Knights
>>96449426Yeah apparently i just learned thatMy loving name plate for Gallus is gone
>>96449423Space marines!
>>96449446too late>>96449433
>>96449433>>96449446>>96449453fuck it, chaos knights it is
>>96449344Looking good
The paint is already coming off the spider model. I'm half tempted to sit it in alcohol and start a different test.
>>96448581>Two YvrainesWha
40k should have more realistic and lore accurate rules. Unfortunately, GW seems deadset on making it feel like a video game in tabletop form.Immersive Realism+Lore Accuracy>"Gameplay"
>>96449505I don't think you want to try stripping those kind of plastic minis. Usually that kind of material is very sensitive. You should look up how people prime reaper bones, cause from what you've said in the past, your spiders sound like a similar material
>>96449540I wanted to alcohol test them as well, besides the hardening takes hours, I'm just doing 10 minutes and then brushing the crap off where I can keep the details.
>>96449538>40k >Realistic I’ll shave my fucking pubes in your next meal boo
>>96449557He said, unprompted.
>>96449538I miss 5th ed's vehicle damage charts, where hits that penetrated the armor had a good chance of one-shotting a tank (just like real life) whereas hits that damage but otherwise don't penetrate the armor could never destroy the vehicle, even added together, but could do stuff like destroy weapons, immobilize the tank, scare the crew, etcYes, I know Horus Heresy has a version of these rules, but hull points prevent vehicles from being able to be destroyed in a single penetrating hit like real life vehicles>>96449557NTA but I get his points, some older editions tried to do the best they could to simulate realism within an otherwise fantastical setting. 2nd edition probably did this the best overall, but other editions and particularly stuff like supplementary rules from Imperial Armour (with stuff like battle cannons being able to fire multiple types of shell) also tried. Tbh it never was great at simulating IRL small unit tactics, even basic stuff like Fire and Manuever, but I think an edition that did try to do that again and go even further would be based
>>96449591I think it's a good thing that insanely swingy stuff like that is gone, wounds is a fine abstraction that works well across all unit types. Game needs to be quicker to play and that means less flipping through pages of rulebooks and consulting esoteric charts.
pretty much done with the bash for next month. I'll need to file down/fix the upper arm and maybe break/reform the spear a bit as well.
>>96449538I try and make fun rules and have only the fluff I need, I have a vague bible for inspiration/basis which I use to write PoV from characters.Only say what you need to say and let people fill in the blanks.It's a problem you see in most writings and it results in contradictions, wanking and fan disputes over canon.Keep the scale to a human level.For rules on a wargame, I keep things simple and consistent. Small granularity isn't that fun and when it is fun it's only with games involving fewers models, RPG-ish skirmishes.Focus on fun and ease of use.Keep re-rolls for rare crossroad moments: when the re-roll is important and both players' eyes scream to see what the die will decide.Only add when it's positive, fun for all players, simplify when it helps.
>>96449538Fluffy rules are fun, and their presence doesn't necessarily mean that you can't have crunchy rules present as well. Same goes vice versa. If i had to pick one, personally i'd rather have the game work as seamlessly as it can, because nothing kills my immersion more than having to stop mid game and argue about gameplay. I can imagine all sorts of fluffy stuff for a crunchy rule, but I have a hard time trying to imagine how to make a fluffy rule more functional/balanced
>>96449613He's cool, but the speartip looks like it's out of alignment
>>96449591Anon, hull points were originally made to give superheavies a place in the game and to buff glancing hits because retards kept bitching that an AT missile fired at less than 100m range at their precious tank "shouldn't one shot it," despite every AT missile being designed to do just that IRL. IRL, if a missile can't one-shot a tank, it can't destroy the tank, period. Pretty sure HH recently upping the ante and removing the vehicle explodes one shot rule is just them going further in that direction. on the other hand, like >>96449612 says, it was and would be extremely swingy, so from a gameplay balance perspective I get it. But I also understand the urge to go "to hell with balance, make 40k more like historicals so my battles can be accurate to the lore," but that's a tall order considering no edition (save like, 1e and 2e since the rules were the main lore reference and having rpg-lite rules) has ever been close to replicating battles in the lore. To my knowledge, only Epic Armageddon from like, 2004 does the best job at that. Oh, and Necromunda. And Adeptus Titanicus. And Aeronautica, before they scrapped that.
>>96449591I'd like if you could have a unit do suppressing fire if they had a high enough rate of fire on their weapons
>>96449540An easy removal. It's sitting in water now to dilute the alcohol in the pores, that's what'll take a few hours.
We need exodites and corsairs as more clown-sized eldar mini factions
>>96449613>mfw magazine inserted to the back with vertical cartridges
>>96449660I might even sit it on a sunny windowsill for 15-20 minutes to let the alcohol offgas. The material of those dnd models are super weird
For the collage maybe I'll get my arse in gear on dark eldar and kitbash an archon
>>96449659>40k's warfare is based primarily on ww1 and ww2 style warfare>none of the rules actually simulate or promote the use of ww1 or ww2 tactics, it just plays like a moba in tabletop form insteadIs GW stupid?
>>96449700>40k's warfare is based primarily on ww1 and ww2 style warfareno it isn'tone fucking faction that was added purely as a catchall for historical rejects to play is based on those eras
>>96449700Nonsense anon! Don't you remember the textbooks? In early to mid 20th century warfare, armies just clustered together around their commanders for aura benefits and then huddled around over predetermined "objective zones" about 30m wide. Whoever squatted on these objective zones the longest wins the battle. This is all fought within a space of around 100m featuring a bunch of L-shaped ruins, of course. Doing otherwise would be a war crime.
getting old is a double edged swordit's getting hard to focus on little minisbut on the plus side all everyone's minis look great, probably because i can't see for shit anymore
>>96449429Hence the "basically". There are also luxury good that they presumably can't produce natively, or corsairs would have nothing to plunder.
>>9644965540k works better as a skirmish game where you bring like 1 tank with 2 or 3 squads.
>>96449735I agree, but many spergs want to bring their fuckass huge armies to every game, which is how we ended up where we are
>>96449613So how does the gun turn the bullets 90° to fire them?
>>96449700Yeah man I remember the times in WW2 where the hovertanks would fire off trickshots off by bouncing their lasers between the magical crystalline focus each tank had
>>96449743>i-it's the players who did this!!!
>>96449724Don't forget that if the enemy suddenly appeared in four corners of that 100m area, you instantly lost and were required to lay down your arms.
>>96449655Super heavies practically destroyed all balance in casual 40k. Its why the game feels so shit to play when just rolling dice. Fuck you and your knights.
>>96449743Sadly true.
How do we even defend ourselves in threads like this without looking like we are seething?
>>96449649Yep, it was angled ~10degrees out>>96449674I don't even have spare plasma bits so I needed to get creative for a pseudo-volkite pistol. Figured that the exposed shells from the infiltrator bolt rifle bits could make for a neat little battery/vent detail.
>>96449677I think I read somewhere specifically to keep the D&D models out of the sun.
>>96449700my grandaddy would always spin us stories from when he trained carrier pigeons in the war to land behind the enemy trench so they could score vp for being in the enemies deployment
>>96449751The players made 2k points the standard, not GW. They just followed the market trends you set.
>>96449760By same fagging
>>96449762Looks cool.I like the pistol, has a nice archeo-tech feel to it.
>>96449760>hmmm my bait thread didn't get enough attention better crosspostkill yourself immediately
>>96449760>cheapass terrain>faggy objective symbols>unpainted. fucking. minis.>competitive 40k>not even once
>>96449762This guy looks awesome
>>96449760Wait are these minis not even fully assembled? I don't know these models
>>96449727they make these things called glasses now
>>96449784not fully assembled knights
>>96449773t. Seething
>>96449760We don't. That shit's fucking shameful.
Whats the best yellow contrast paint to use? I want one thats good "on average" and one for "really bright yellows".
>>96449805yikes
>>96449665that's what's happening
>>96449760theres no defence for being a k***ht player and they should be segregated to a different game
>>96449710>"no it fucking isn't">everyone fights using variations of modern warfare tactics ranging from the 19th century up to maybe the gulf war if you count the Tau with scifi gimmicks tacked onThe only reason you wouldn't know this is if you've never studied up on modern warfare tactics (which date back to the 19th century). Marines for example rely on combined arms tactics and maneuver warfare, but this isn't actually simulated in the rules because the rules want you to blob up and pretend you're playing some weird version of Dawn of War instead of actually simulating any form of tactics beyond "weird shit the rules let me get away with that somehow helps me win but would never ever work IRL"Like, lorewise the most outlandish it gets is the focus on melee combat, but even then we have plenty of examples like WW1 and late 19th century warfare that have plenty of guns and plenty of melee combat thrown in.
>>96449811Exactly. Why should hobbyists defend subhuman competitive players? They like to play their games that way? Let them. Just... far away from me and my table. I don't have enough febreeze.
>>96449834you sound like that armchair retard who tried to talk about battleshock and claimed he was totally a hardened veterannever post again retard
>>96449820there's like a gazillion contrast paint gallery charts so you can look up which one is for you
>>96449820>contrastSorry anon i cant really help but if you're not opposed to using traditional paints averland sunset is a really good base paint that has decent coverage over brown.
>>96449757>I shoot my lascannon at your tank! Which is...a big infantry model, ruleswise. I deal 3 wounds and its health bar ticks down. Yippee.Fuck it's so shit
>>96449845>tanks get video game health bars to appeal to zoom zoom Gen z betas, instead of SOVL realistic and thematic damage charts This really was the death blow to 40k
>>96449845I'll never forget my first and last game of 10th ed where I played against my friends chaos knights with my infantry marines.I think I did like 1 wound? What amazes me is that AoS handles big monsters well.
>>96449862>the more popular ruleset was the deathblow for this game>thethinkening.jpg>bigthonks.gif>spinningpondering.png
>>96449862I mean, older editions with the rules trying to replicate realism to a limited extent within its extremely fantastical setting kind of ironically made it feel more honest about what it is: Playing with toys.>"My lascannon fires at your leman russ's frontal armor! Hit! Penetrating hit, shit that's rare, requires a six...rolled another six, EXPLODES RESULT!!">"WOAHHHH MY TANK EXPLODED, I fire my mortars at the guys on the objective.">"My guys are running away, oh no!!"vs the rules we have now which feel more like trying to simulate a balanced video game on the tabletop. Which just means it plays like an extremely slow video game
So when a Leader joins a unit, all models in that unit get any specific Keywords from that leader, i.e. if a Psyker joins a unit, all models in that unit are now Psykers, right?
>>96449840>>96449842So Iyanden yellow and some Bad moon yellow?
>>96448495I got distracted and painted something else instead
>>96449899This is why narrative games are better.My group has been using some modified crusade rules mixed with homebrew for the past year and its been great. I was thinking about putting it in a doc so we can keep adding to it.
>>96449862>to appeal to zoom zoom Gen z betasno, it was because the previous system was consistently rendering tanks more frail than monsters and because gw released a bunch of units that blurred the line between monster and walker tank, and rules creep asked for more and more to be statted as monsters instead of tanks.removing armor values wasn't to appeal to anyone, it was gw giving up on a system they broke and couldn't fix
>>96449893>What amazes me is that AoS handles big monsters well.Does it though? What is different there? Do they just not have toughness values and have massive wound pools instead?
>>96449762If you paint the cartridges as glowing coils, it'll sell the idea of an energy weapon. A second barrel would help with it being more volkitey. The weapons have two barrels (you can see on various weapon a gap in the middle of the barrel portion) that combine the beam to a single one at the muzzle. There's examples of volkites without the muzzle part, showing two separate barrels.
>>96449820Iyanden is nice thinned back a little. For super bright I like ironjawz yellow. Pic related is wraithbone>skeleton horde>ironjawz yellow>wraithbone
>>96449943neat thanks anon
>>96449930Crusade's okay, but at the end of the day it's just 10th edition with the same missions and an rpg lite system tacked on
I may have used too many decals but I'm really happy with this so far.Are you guys working on anything fun?
>>96449988ehehehe
Who should I turn into a chaos termi lordSaturnine PraetorThe LionSlaughterbound
>>96450033Laughterbound
>>96449931So wouldn't the solution just be increasing armor values across the board instead of turning tanks into big infantry models shaped like tanks?
>>96449911that depends entirely on what shade of yellow you like anon
>>96449933They are more interactiveto play agaisnt. Since there's no toughness, your weapon profile just has a to wound stat. So you dont get bloated monsters taking 3 damage from a lascannon because of stratagems and other poorly added bullshit.
>>96450037
>>96449760You don't
>>96448987>we share these board with anons like thisblessed
>>96449965Yeah if youre looking to ditch 10th entirely but still want to do wargame stuff you might be able to adapt one of the older editions
>>96449988Looks great anon!Im workin on my troops like always but after that im gonna work on /mydudes/ sanguinary guard. Not sure if I want to go classic gold with them or my own scheme.
Finally started my patriarch, which SM chapter it should be holding the helmet of? I have some McCragge Blue from the intro set to make it an ultramarine.
>>96449898>anon thinks popularity = qualityKek
>>96449941Slowly approaching something looking straight out of District 9.>Rip 1/2 spare bolt snipers
>>96450061Unfortunately the store's got only bad moon imp fist and iyanden I think. Im just looking for a nice bright yellow to make some lava bases/mordant earth subcoat. Like I did with green Tessaract glow.
>>96450107Space Wolf or Blood Angel
>>96450110away with you /v/ermin
>>96449902Yes. When you include a Technomancer into a Canoptek Wraith, it becomes infantry, beasts and character. So even if the Wraiths don't have infantry keyword, things like Anti-Infantry or other stuff that targets infantry would work against them. Or allow you to put 6 wraiths into a Night Scythe because it can carry an Infantry Unit and they're infantry now and suddenly there are 6 of them on your deployment zone in turn one.
>>96450130>mfw I read just about anything involving 10th
>>96448581Absolute king shit boys looking great all round.A little surprised I'm the only necron painter on there, we get a lot of necron meme posts but not so many necron collectors I suppose.
>>96450111If you have some spare rod (to spoil the child), you could plug the holes at the muzzle to look more like the disks near the muzzle of many volkite weapons. The muzzles also look like they're just a tad tilted up from the rest of the gun body.
>>96450143I do collect necrons. I considered painting Imotekh for this collage but I didnt have a scheme settled in mind yet.
>>96450097Try both? Mostly gold with your own elements thrown in?
>>96450153Nice. I've also got Imotekh sitting on a sprue waiting for the right time. I've also just started collecting BT so those helbrecht posts last thread were doubly amusing.
>>96449988>Are you guys working on anything fun?I swear I'm gonna work on my blood claws and Ragnar this week
I've never kitbashed anything significant before. Stared at bits I had for an hour before something clicked. I guess he's gonna be some ork in a bunker with a stupidly strapped turret gun.
>>96450184or he's coming out of water
>>96450178You better, I'll be asking about them on Saturday and I better have photos on my desk.
>>96449933The Knight equivalent has like 30-40 wounds, but only thing protecting it is 4+ save, so a horde of goblins could ankle bite it to death
>>96450159Oh yeah. Duh. Lol thanks anon!
>>96450184>>96450205yeah looks sorta like some weird orkish jetski breaching out of the water.
isnt it weird how space marines dont have subfactions? Kinda makes me think they're creatively bankrupt
>>96450143Necrons need fat, jiggly asses and wide child bearing hips, then I'll start necrons
>>96450150God I hate volkite weapons being in 40k. What part of "forget the power of science and technology, for so much has been lost, never to be relearned" didn't the designers and writers get?
>>96450250AI written post
>>96450208Saturday, sure, pictures of the blue and yellow done, maybe the metallics if I find the time friday
>>96450259The part where Marines are the main characters so they get to do whatever they want.
>>96450259As with a lot of things in 40k, that applies specifically to humanity
>>96450280I fucking hate this artwork. It isn't grim or dark
>>96450250isnt it weird how killa kans dont have baggy pants and cool sneakers? Kinda makes me think they're creatively bankrupt
>>96450259volkite was never lost technology
>>96450290You have you chance to show the class something funny for this month's collage
>>96450259You sure you're not talking about the Disintegration weapons? You know, the super rare ancient energy weapons that nobody really understands that's available to just about everyone in one form or another?
>>96450311NTA but wasn't it sorta between 30m and 40m?Hence the Neo- prefix.
>>96450329these look so ugly
>>96450363Pretty sure that's the idea
>>96450329Glad HH 3.0 went in a direction closer to 10e, but I wish they would stop chickening out and just decided to make HH a standalone supplement for 10e like how it was a standalone supplement for 6e and 7e. And since 10e doesn't have the problems of 8e or 9e it looks like it's going to be the forever edition like D&D 5e is for D&D and is thus safe from edition updates. Would've been a good opportunity to port over HH to 10th for increased success given that 10th is the most successful edition of 40k
>>96448448When are the actual cool Grey Knight units getting an update?
>>96450363Theyre supposed to look like 50s scifi. Supposedly thats what technology looked like in the dark age of technology
>>96450388>10th most successful editionIdk why people get so butthurt over this truth
>>96450361No, they were just a rarity, even during the heresy
>>96450388>Glad HH 3.0 went in a direction closer to 10eMe too. Now I can stop caring about it.
>>96450394Never. Grey Knights were just sacrificed by GW to prop up Custodes and Sisters of Silence, as GW is about to reveal a new SoS kill team while Grey Knights are going to be rolled into the Agents next edition.
Do you guys think 11th will be analogous to 10th 2.0 or will it be a complete redesign like the move from 7th to 8th was?
>>96450313Yep. Have you?
>>96450290you're a massive faggot like all the other ritualposters
>>96450388>Glad HH 3.0 went in a direction closer to 10eNone of the 30k player are.
>>9645042011th edition? Why would they make an 11th edition when 10th edition is the most popular edition of 40k and doesn't have the problems 8e and 9e had during its lifespan? 8e and 9e became broken, which is why they got replaced. I wasn't around for 7th ed but I've heard 8th ed was made because 7th was shit from the start. 10th isn't in that state, an edition change isn't warranted. Why would they do that? All they'd do is alienate their existing playerbase with rules changes instead of encouraging long term system mastery and homebrew.
>>9645042011th will be when they finally End Times 40k.
>>96450290>attempt #546 of same joke
>>96450448>why would they do thatFor money, anon
>>964504204th aos was a complete redesign and aos tend to be the test bed for 40k. I'd imagine we probably will see a redesign. It'll be interesting to see how different it is to 4e aos cause 9e 40k is essentially 2e aos with guns and stratagems
>>96450454that was never funny in the first place
>>96450443>>96450454These posters have no drip, no motion, and no swag
>>96450290Gotta say, deldar refresh anon keeps it interesting with fresh new art every post. The exact same text and image is wearing thin, sneakers anon.
>>96450290I used to find this guy annoying until I realized he was exclusively responding to worthless daydreaming posts and now I'm a fan
>>96450472>erm this ritualpost isn't nearly as ebin as min-i mean this other ritualpost
what can anons tell me about missions and secondaries in the current mission pack?I seek to understand it better, I don't play 10th oftenwhat ones are good for scoring, good for discarding, what ones are dependent on how a list is build and what units is has, stuff like that
>>96450483Yeah except he's right. Deldar poster at least posts cheesecake
>>96450472The dunkposter also posted new dunks every time but has never posted gay porn like the refresh poster has.
>>96450467>retard spamming the same stale image every thread talks about being "creatively bankrupt"do this thread a favor and just fucking kys already
>>96450454Would you prefer>Eldar women fuck human men>Tau women fuck human men>Hey guys look at Yvraine being a failure again>AdMech suck compared to Mechanicum>Here's reason #156 why Tyranids will win 40k>Here's reason #157 why Tyranids are losers and they suck>Yarr, the IRS wants me to pay the cum tax, better fall to Chaos>Have you considered 2000p of Dreadnoughts?
>>96450434Already posted the wip for feedback in this thread a couple times.
>>96450493Decalfag posts new images all the time, that doesn't make him someone worth admiring
>>96450483I'm not deldar poster, no way in hell could I be bothered to keep up any gimmick for that long. Just saying, if he photoshopped new killa Kans regularly it would be less boring.
>>96450526>comparing deldar poster to decalfagOpinion discarded.
>>96450514Okay but have you considered 2000pts of dreadnoughts cause it doesn't sound like you have
>>96450514>>96450523>>96450526>>96450529Why pretend they aren’t all you?
>>96450550Because I'm the BIG BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING BANSHEE BUTTS guy.
>>96450549I dont like the new obese-noughts
>>96450545
>>96450550Missed me by a mile anon
>>96450412But I want a plastic Doomglaive Dreadnought (and it has to be a proper boxnought).
>>96450514Unironically yes, nobody ever liked ritual posts. They serve no purpose other than to annoy regulars. I don't give a fuck if you post new artwork with your retarded catchphrase every thread, you're still a spamming moron
>>96450545Are you really out here trying to claim either are better than the other. Who are you trying to claim is better than the other.
>>96450550Oopsie aha, try again
>>96450562>>96450579>pretending deldarfag is as bad as decalfag(You)
>>96450585Lol that poster got FUCKED!!btfo!Lol we showed him
>>96450586Found the refreshslopper lmao
>>96450545Either of them leaving would improve the quality of the general. One is obviously worse than the other but neither of them bring anything worthwhile to the thread.
>>96450595This but unironically
>>96449773It's starting to look like a pretty active thread. Why does this upset you? Why are you reflexively defensive of 40k, even when the criticisms are entirely legitimate?Face it: 40k is irredeemable shit, and its players are garbage with no regard for hobbyism, narrative, or military simulation. GW is a company with contempt for the integrity of its intellectual properties, and which has cultivated an abusive relationship with its customers. It's time to move on.
>>96450596Nah you missed lmao
>>96450603>hmm I didn't get a reply to my cringe bait for an hour>better try to stir shit up again, that will definitely give me the attention my parents never gave me
>>96450603Why are you still here? Just to laugh at us?
>>96450280kek>Your Grimdark™ setting, sir.
>>96450586One of them posts the same thing 3 times a day, the other one give the thread something to laugh at when he tries to pretend to be someone else, posts a model covered in flies, or gets doakesposted at. As much as both are worthless, one of them is fun to make fun of, where the other is just a retard who needs acknowledgement
>>96450550I was actually YOU all along anon. I was assuming your identity and acting like a big fat faggot. But nobody in your life noticed a difference.
Fun fact;Daemonettes existed during the War In Heaven. This implies that Slaanesh predates his own birth, and specifically had a hand in influencing the events of the War In Heaven.We can thus see that, logically, the Fall of the Eldar was planned very far in advance.It has also been revealed that when the Emperor dueled Horus, reality broke and allowed the Chaos Gods to insert themselves into existence at the dawn of time.We now can view the Fall of the Eldar with an added perspective; Slaanesh destroyed the Eldar so that the Imperium could rise, thus allowing the Heresy to happen and fulfilling the loop in time allowing Chaos to exist eternally.This also implies that Slaanesh could likely have ended the Eldar at any point in time, but chose to do so specifically to allow the Emperor to rise. So we can conclude that the 'Sixty million years' that the Eldar ruled the galaxy was actually a time where Chaos specifically cultivated the Eldar to hold dominance until the Emperor was ready.The Eldar were pawns and sacrificial lambs all along.
>>96450634Kek
>>96450603>3kb imageMaybe if you shitstir in HD you'll get some high definition (you)s instead of people making fun of you
>>96450638
>>96450634Okay this anon is legitimately funny
>>96450259Seethe & cope lmao. The faction of science and technology is here!
>>96450596>refreshslopperwho the fuck is that even supposed to be
what if the only people posting right now are me (shitposter 1) and you (shitposter 2)? Is this really the life we want to live? Maybe we should go take a shower, lose some weight, get a job, and find a nice girl before we get too old to get married and start a family. We don't want to die alone having accomplished nothing in our short lives, right?
>>96450455...why would that net them more money? Don't the boxed sets sell more?
>>96450514What if I told you *all* of those don't contribute anything to the thread and I want anyone who posts them to kill themselves instead?
>>96450701Close — it's actually just you and an LLM model, an AI, a bot.
>>96450701Beluga looking mother fucker. Does it wail like one too?
Patriarch is really going well, after 80 models I realized my recipe for genestealer skin is entirely wrong. Fixing the gunked up violet wash with thinner & flow improver also helped a lot.I painted the area where he touches his brain slightly lighter, do you think some light blue contrast for the eyes and that part of the brain would work?
>>96450259it was cool only when admech got onethats the one army that should have random ancient tech being horded
>>96450717But you have to admit, anon, Yvraine IS a loser and a failure
>>96450624>there could only be one person who says things I dislike
>>96450736>paint on thumbnail
>>96450647My apologies, Anon, here you go.The Greatest Wargame on Earth :^)
>>96450753What's wrong with that, I also do it sometimes
>>96450758How many months before you think of a new shitpost? It's been the same one for like half a year now.
>>96450753are you a retard? Or just never touched a paintbrush in your life?
Played another game vs Ultra Marines with my Crons 1500pts. Necrons just seem way too strong.
>>96450753>telling on yourself like that
>>96450753hobbylet melty
>>96450774My first time posting that picture (as you should be able to tell; I'd mistakenly posted a thumbnail at first).What are your thoughts on the state of Warhammer 40k, the type of players it's cultivated, and the nature of Games Workshop Llc?
>>96450787just don't click the ctan shard in the list builder brothere is no law that says you have to bring him every week
>>96448581Thank you for putting this together it's fun to just have a single challenge item for a month lots of great shit and just glad I managed to get something on the collage for once. Not sure I'm going to have my kitbash idea done in time for this month's though
>>96450787Yeah if the opponent tries to whittle you down instead of overkilling one squad at a time it doesn't go well for them I've found.
>>96450797Same as they were when you reposted that fat guy with bad posture staring at a play table for a few weeks straight
The grimdark thing abouts squats being the happiest race in the galaxy (aside from Orks) is that they're manlets
20x man necron warrior blobsoverlord for resurrection orb, melee capability and reduced strat cost?ortechnomancer for 5+ fnp and healing vehicles? (I have monoliths)
>>96450793>>96450789>>96450780>>96450771What if I told you that you could use a dry pallette or even a fucking napkin to control how much paint is loaded onto your brush?Fucking mongoloids
>>96450838Nah just take a void dragon
>>96450838>(I have monoliths)Old or new?
>>96450858old, one is missing the translucent plastic though (and NOBODY fucking has any to sell)
>>96450825Never posted the fat guy with the dyed hair, but I've got him saved. When the time is right.So back on track, what's keeping you into this carcass of a franchise?
>>96450801I mean they seem staple for the army, just soooo good.
>>96450846>u-uh I knew t-thatthere's a reason why every single ACTUAL painter's hand looks like this you retarded fucking tourist
>>96450787
>>96450787>>96450867what happened to taking a break from the thread faggot
>>96450872>gatekeeping """actual painter""""Nah you fucks are just slobs.
>>96450680Oh, I've got no problem with other factions having them, I just think it's wrong for Imperial factions that aren't admech having them, and even the admech should have very few of them. The Imperium is supposed to be stagnating, even degrading over time technology-wise.
noooo not agaaain you shits don't turn my 40k discussion into a retard fight again I beg you
>>96450846>doesn't even realize it's often times to make sure the very tip of the bristles isn't overloadedyou haven't painted a lot in your life lol
>>96450889Calm down it's an anonymous board, nobody will know you exposed yourself as somebody who's never painted in a few minutes
>>96450863NiceShame about the rock, I can only think of checking a hobby store for something similar
>>96450744What does posting a screencap of a singular post with one linked post accomplish, are you retarded
>>96450753>>96450846>>96450889What an odd way to tattle on yourself
>>96450895Fuck you, you secondary, no-games, newfagkys post haste
>>96450893>The Imperium is supposed to be stagnating, even degrading over time technology-wise.That's well-gone by now. Welcome to NuHammer.
>>96450903i've tried ebay, nothing, buy and sell groups, nothing, even went to an online trader that buys 2nd hand models, nothing
>>96450753Found the greytider
>>96450817For sure, just too many invulnerable saves and feel no pains and reanimation. Shits wild…
>>96450907"Everyone I dislike is the same person"
>>96450884You really thought he was telling the truth? For the very first time, for no reason?
>>96450913Uh. Did you reply to the wrong post anon?
>>96450753I tend to overload my brush a lot and block a lot of details please don't bully.
>>96448581Jobs a good'un lads. Solid work all around.Also thanks collage anon, you doing this community project made me get back into the hobby after a move and a hiatus. Objectively a positive contribution to the thread, excellent idea and good on you for sticking with it.
>>96450753nomodels really just can't help themselves
>>96448145>What are /yourdudes/ personal goals/quest/mission? What are they trying to achieve?>Orkssteal other peoples stuff to make more buggies and kans>CSMssteal other peoples shiny stuff to add to the scrooge mcduck money vault>dark eldarlook fashionable
>>96448581We already had a post about which one was best, but which one was WORST?
>>96450950that's not what the collage is about, fuck off /v/ermin
>>96450753The paint is also there when you open up the image anon.
>>96450924What? That's not even remotely what I said, once again, are you retarded
>>96450950Shoo shoo pest, no posts like this.
>>96448581>6 eldar posters>even a dark eldar posterElfchads get in
>>96450950Only a nomodels would want this comparison to be made
>>96450974Oh wait it's 7 eldar posters, missed the Jain Zar
>>96450950I know what you are
>>96450915What if we simply killed GW employees until they reverted this change?
>>96450990Why is that your solution to everything?
>>96451004Why not?
>>96448495i've made a start >just noticed the bubbles fug
>>96450965>being unable to make intellectual inferencesA review:A post was made referencing another thread, by an Anon (let's call him Anon-Blue):>>96449760A response was made decrying said post for being illegitimate thread content (perhaps by yourself, let's call him Anon-Green):>>96449773continued (format limits)...
>>96451066(continued)A response was made to *this* post by a user other than Anon-Blue (possibly myself, let's call him Anon-Red):>>96450603A response was made by Anon-Green >implying this poster is Anon-Blue:>>96450624An image was posted showing that Anon-Red did not receive a (you) from Anon-Green's rely to Anon-Blue, proving Green and Blue are separate users:>>96450744The verdict: many users agree, nu-40k is a joke
>>96448678Genuinely think this lord of change could be used to sell the model, looks clean as all hell
>>96451081t. inspect element editor shitposter
>>96448581thanks collageking
Y'all are fucking slobs for intentionally painting on your hands
@96451066@96451081>My 2nd bait 45 minutes ago barely worked, let me try again
>Q: If a unit is removed from the battlefield using the Hypercrypt Legion Hyperphasing Detachment rule and it has the Deep Strike ability, can that unit arrive from Reserves in the first battle round?>A: Yes, provided you are going second.does this allow T1 deep strike or nah? as long as you're going second
>>96451147It says it right there
>>96450990
>>96451175i'll take it as a yes purely because the "from reserves" isn't defined (i.e it's not strategic reserves)they make the rules wordy and long winded and written worse than say, 5th or 7th
>>96451083I think gw would want something brighter, but I personally like the tsonanons more too
>>96451136Maybe you'd like to discuss the matter as well:What are your thoughts on the state of Warhammer 40k, the type of players it's cultivated, and the nature of Games Workshop Llc?
Games Workshop is a PLC yank spastic
>>96451081Edit:>proving Green and Blue are separate users:Should read:"proving Red and Blue are separate users"Thank you all for your understanding.
What brokerage do you use to buy GW stock in the U.S.?
>>96451216Noted. What are your thoughts on the modern state of Warhammer 40k, the playerbase it has cultivated, and the present nature of Games Workshop PLC?
I need to come up with basing ideas more often. I feel like I keep reverting back to the same things.
>>96450549Lore-wise, what Space Marine chapter would actually be able to field 2000 points of Dreadnoughts? Which one has the most in active duty/storage total?
>>96451231Trading212
>>96451263blood ravens
>>96451263IH, DC bangels, IF, gay wolves
>>96451263Space wolves have the most amount of dreadnoughtsBut this is old lore, I think nu-lore basically cucked the entire chapter
>>96450444Why not? Isn't it better now?
>>96451296Most like the rules, just hate the legends and options removed. Oh and saturnine are gay and hated by everyone heresy player i know
>>96451231>buying high Lmfao
>>96451263Black Templars since they have no limit on the size of their chapter.
>>96451330Much like 40k, the only thing legends affects are secondaries and tournament ayers, who in the grand scheme of things are utterly worthless to the greater position of players
>>96451342Its not to make a profit, its just to have because I like the hobby and i want to own a piece of it
>>96451363Im so proud of you anon
>>96451363>Its not to make a profitThen you don't need to buy stocks, you can buy literally anything else and receive the same payoff
>>96451385>>96451385>>96451385NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>96451361I disagree, legends is a retarded bandaid fix. Gw is only doing it to units or upgrades that do not have kits, the theory is that they will be eventually released in campaign books as the edition moves along. All in all this is just geedubs being incredibly greedy when their own use of "red tape" to try and prevent people from running units that they cannot buy directly from warhammer. Hell if you want a really good example of legends being greed look at old world, only reason that happened because again, gw wants you to have a separate army per system. Its why deamons are gonna get squatted.
>>96451395Is this supposed to be funny?
>>96451416ignore it retard
>>96451395Yeah, time to migrate.
>bros bait threads are so dead he has to shit up generals just to get his attention.All laughing at you anon.
>>96451421Im not the retard, that position has been filled by you already.
>>96451395>page 6>political rage bait thread>pre image limitYeah I'm gonna have to pass on that one
>pathetic self bumping of your rage thread LMAO
>>96451437>>96451457>>96451477>giving him attentionretards
>>96451437You have no IRL friends. Your models are 90% unpainted, and the painted ones look like shit. You condition requires you to wear velcro shoes.
>>96451395>no secret SantaLiterally end your life
>>96451378I know it doesnt make sense but it kinda feels good to own a piece of the hobby
>>96451486Nobody signed up for secret santa it doesn't matter.
>>96451480Why is it when anyone tells the larper to fuck off you feel the need to tell people that if they have nothing nice to say that they should just say nothing. Does having responses devalue your shitposts somehow?
>>96451488NTA but buying high is also fine if your plan is to sit on it and collect dividends long term rather than flip it and resell for profit.
>>96451395Kek'd
>>96451496>faggot shitposts for attention>hmm today I will get the faggot to leave by giving him exactly what he wants>wtf why are people calling me a retard??? T-They must be the faggot there's no way I could be in the wrong here
Uh oh, melty.
>>96451399100% of legends are datasheets that at one point had kits. They aren't preventing you from using anything and if anything they encourage use of legends in casual games. It's only an issue for spergs that rely on pickup games and tourney players which realistically who gives a fuck about them
>>96451496If you feed homeless people or pigeons, you will attract more homeless people or pigeons. Same principle. Don't feed retards or they will multiply.
>>96451508If the schizo wants to be called a faggot then I'm going to give him what he wants if he's acting like a faggot. It doesn't matter what he wants if he's being a faggot. I'm not going to call him a bulldozer for no reason, I'm going to call him what he is
>>96451538No you fucking mongoloid, ignore himAll you're doing is incentivizing him to keep doing it because he knows he'll get responsesHow fucking dense are you
>>96451546>STOP BEING MEAN TO M- I MEAN HIMthese are the people who think they are fixing /tg/
>>96451508Unironically, if getting accused of playing "T-Sports" bothers you so much, then why do you play one?
>>96451385>>96451385>>96451385NEW THREADNEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>96451559Yeah okay keep shitting up our general /v/ermin faggot
Reminder to report and ignore early threads and shitposts and make a proper new thread at page 8
>>96451572This is not even funny…
>>96451616Why not? I laughed. If you let it bother you you're giving him exactly what he wants.
>>96451584Obviously
I finished reading Path of the Dark Eldar trilogy because some kind Anon posted pdfs of them in a thread a while back and really enjoyed them, are many more good Delar books other than Valedor and Masque of Vyle?
>>96451584It's page 7 you sperg. There is no rule on /tg/ that states you cannot make this one specific general before page 8 lmfao. There is a rule however against announcing/encouraging reports
>>96451694>It's page 7 you spergit has literally always been board etiquette to make a thread at page 8-10, it's only page 7 if you've hit image limit
>>96451705>thinks that someone not following your made up etiquette is a reportable offense Lol
>>96451720Vandalizing OPs and spamming/flooding both are rulebreaks ;)
>>96451720NTA but spamming/flooding is, which is what reposting the same stale bait over and over and over again is. Then making a new thread with the OP as that same stale bait to try and force some attention to it. It's like a teenage girl's performative self harm, and an unbelievably faggy act from a grown man.
How is Combat Patrol as a format for introducing new players? I have 2 friends starting to collect and it looks like an easy way to quickly get a game going without having to help them build a list
>>96451784its clunky and badly balancedboarding actions is much more playable and you could easily get a patrol box and use the models in BA with some cheap wall terrain/cardboard set up (can't field vehicles/huge units that are in some combat patrol boxes though)
>>96451784It's fine for teaching totally new players the very basics, but I'd move on to 1k point games as quickly as possible to get a better format.
>>96451796>>96451819Appreciate it. Was originally leaning towards doing a few Combat Patrol games so that they get a handle on the basic rules and then help them get to 1k points so that they can use more stuff. Not surprised that Combat Patrol isn't very balanced or good since the actual boxes vary wildly. I'll look into Boarding Action as well and see what I can do with that.
>>96451784>I have 2 friends starting to collectBetter advice: tell them not to.
>>96450549By far my favorite ritual tbqh
>>96448581Nice to see my kitbashed Jackal Alphus on there, even though it was submitted so late.
Non-vandalized thread:>>96452486>>96452486>>96452486
>>96448145Mine are protecting simple civilians, trying to build normal state in their region of space. They're CSM army by rules, renegades by lore.