Invisible edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97454254>TQWere you tempted to buy any of the cards from the UB sets?
Super-heroines and mtg don't mix.
>>97462530>tqI bought a foil nazgul i got for a good price off an auction
>TQI spent nearly $200 on Final Fantasy UB cards for my set cube last week. If you mean newer UB sets idgaf. Even avatar seemed kind of shitty. It’s just so boring to have multiple of the same characters. Whenever they do that I just tune out. Pick an IP with enough characters or stick to Secret Lairs.
say something nice about teenage mutant ninja turtles.
>>97462808Turtles have very long dicks relative to their body size, which is a necessity to get around the positional inflexibility restricted by their shell. Scaled to human proportion it would be close to 2 feet long.Miss O'Neil plays a dangerous game wearing skintight jumpsuit around bunch of teenagers packing that sort of arsenal.
>>97462808She looked a little black in the original comic. She was based on a mullato girl so I guess it could go either way.
>>97462780Well, things can't get worse
show me a custom card you've made that you're proud of
I was gifted a bunch of old cards (bulk?) from a friend, should I ask questions about them here or in a different thread?
>>97462530>tqNo. I'm looking forward to seeing 50 posts saying how they hate UB but just had to have (insert shitty UB product here) though.
>>97463072(W)InstantTarget creature gains first strike until end of turn.Draw a card.
>>97463072Ivory Sun2WEnchantmentNonbasic lands are Plains.
>>97463083Different website.
>>97463072
>>97462808This is the only rare in the whole set that even remotely interests me.
>>97462808it may just flop hard enough to begin steering the ship around
>>974630723BBArtifact CreatureDouble Strike, absord X, where X is this creature's power.Whenever ~ attacks or blocks, put a -1/-1 counter on it at the beginning of the next upkeep.[Modular, but for -1/-1 counters](3/3)
>>97463206I don't want to sound mean, anon but you have to understand: There is no "turning around". The series of things that need to happen for Magic to go back to the way it was are both highly implausible and unprofitable.
>>97462808Blacks used to be slaves
>>97463206The sheer numbers produced by Final Fantasy alone will probably mean they won't correct course until AFTER Foundations rotates out, and that's assuming a majority of the UB sets released before then fail, which they probably won't.
>>97463240>and that's assuming a majority of the UB sets released before then fail, which they probably won't.>TMNTflop all but guaranteed >marvelslopSpiderman 2.0 >trek it's literally a raped franchise where its core demographic are 50 year old boomers with no interest in card games>Hobbit the only one with a real chance
>>97463227escape from prison is very unlikely, should I give up and stop vying for freedom?
>>97463301This. Avatar already did midly if you think fucking trekkies or these absolute shit of turtles can succeed you are veing delusional.
>>97463301Star Trek will sell out because it gives nerd street cred. It doesn't matter that they have never watched the show.
>turn 1 Stadium headliner >turn 2 Firebender Ascension>turn 3 Fire Nation Palace, Great Train Robbery, Fated Firepower
>>97463331> it gives nerd street credmaybe 18 years ago
>>97463359Stop trying anonIs shit.
>>97463367then help me make it better
>>97463359Wow anon, you win if your opponent doesn't interact with you at all for three whole turns!
>>97463301>its core demographic are 50 year old boomersThat is exactly MtG's whale demographic.
Hey guys, this is my Brawl Commander, Freya Crescent. I've always liked playing Red-Deck-Wins in 60-card formats, I am kind of new to Brawl format, I like this deck because I get to play red-deck staples I used to play in 60-card. Also having a one-drop Commander is really nice. Playing Freya in Brawl is pretty much how I play Magic these days.
>>97463379i know marketing told you otherwise, but 50 year old boomers aren't fungible. the overlap between those two is neglibe
>>97463382based freyaposter
>>97463382>Brawl>60 card CommanderYou are not welcome here.
>>97463301I should probably reiterate that I'm taking about UB through 2029. Even if an entire year is filled with flops, that'll probably just push them to change which properties they make sets for rather than consider UB to be a lost cause. Besides, some properties are basically guaranteed to succeed. I'm 80% sure they're gonna do a Zelda set next year to coincide with the movie, you know Nintendo fans will eat that shit up, whether they like the game or not.
>>97463382What a strange post. Good for you, I guess.
>>97463502I am trying to post something positive and also related to the game.
>>97463514>PositiveBeing a proud pig is not positive anon...
>>97462530TQ: Nah I'm so gutted about the state of MTG that I've stopped buying it. Don't get me wrong, I love playing the game, and I've collected it for just over a decade, but the past few years of content haven't had interesting art or mechanics really. I just make decks with what I've already bought.
>>97463206MtG, WoTC and Hasbro are too deep im the shitter and repeatedly are doing absolutely retarded shit. Question is when this will collapse, not if.>B-but FailFantasy!A single set selling out by attracting scalpers means nothing, especially that everything surrounding it was shit or sabotaged by WoTC.The hope for MtG is Hasbro purging completely WoTC or someone just buying them out.
>>97463072I built a themed edh deck around Bad Santa for the holidays. This was one of the cards that I thought was good but not busted.
>>97463072I don't want to go rummaging for it, but my friend from my old playgroup made us a Custom Card Commander each that represented us and used our names, printed them out, and gave them to us as a gift. The one he made for me was "Anon the kind-hearted" or something, it was functionally 'Fevered Visions' on a creature. It had a flavour keyword that references that I over-apologize too much "Sorry! - at your end-step, draw a card, opponents take two damage" or something similar. That would be the custom card I am proudest of.
I just had a great idea for a new Universes Beyond set they could make a bajillion dollars off of and attract tons of new people to the hobby. They could do a partnership with Pokemon, and we could have different legendary Pokemon creatures to use in Commander.
>>97463072RRDeal 4 damage to target playerOverload R
Pigs eat slop.
>>97463929
>>97463936US gubb is run by BLACKED, entire nation was founded a satanic joke
>my LGS and friends want to play standardWhy.... please i don't want to drop like 200$ for a deck....
>>97464037Ask them to play 60 card casual instead. Standard is kind of gay and retarded atm.
Izzet bros... we were supposed to be the best...
>>97464110>every single named deck here has bluelol
>>97464110what changed?
>>97464158blue is the blood of kings
>>97464037Do you part for the revitalization process.
>>97464110Simic chads, it's our time now
A powerful white card just flew over my house
>>97464206Must've been Clarion Conqueror.
>>97464192graveyard hate killing lessons
When's the next time we're going to get a Collector Box with massively overinflated price like FF?they've all been at or below MSRP lately (so like 1/3 of what FF was)
>>97464192Last time decks were heavily teched to beat cub which is why izzet did well. This time it's the opposite where decks were more focused on countering izzet that cub decks could start taking over. This is standard now until they have to do another mass banning lol
>>97463331What century are you living in?
>>97464225I don't think we ever will again. I can't think of a franchise that's as popular as FF but also has a dearth of collectables available
>get fucked by either gran gran or badgermoles, your choice which ATLA did irreversible damage to this game
>>97464273badgermole wouldn't be half as annoying without ouroboroid
>>97463456They haven’t tapped Dark Souls/Elden Ring, Star Wars, Lego, Warhammer Fantasy, Universal Pictures Horror, DC Comics, etc. and that’s not even factoring in the shitshow boomer complete aesthetic breaks that could be X-Files, Breaking Bad, Deltora Quest, Harry Potter (you’ve only been spared thus far because Hasbro hasn’t forced it on the lefties yet,) James Bond, Mortal Kombat, Game of Thrones, etc. Anyone who thinks UB is going anywhere is fucked. It will only get worse until a UW format is forced by fans.
>>97464195Then they should put all the good lands on uncommon tier instead if they want their shitty pricey format to ever be played.
>>97464282A lot of the cub decks at pro tour aren't even running obouroid and instead using nature's rhythm to tutor out thing like craterhoof. Either way green having a consistent way to generate 10+ mana from turn 3 onwards in standard is ridiculous
>>97464294bro, your boardclear?
is there an artifact that lets me redirect spells on tap?
>>97464288Even worse is that subsequent UB in the same IP will be produced and almost certainly power creep earlier versions. We’ll get a nice taste of that with The Hobbit’s Gandalf printings, I’m sure.
>>97464310https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=%28oracle%3Achoose+oracle%3Anew+oracle%3Atarget%29+type%3Aartifact+%28game%3Apaper%29+prefer%3AbestNot that many, let alone redirecting others
>>97462735Regular heroine makes FNM a lot more fun than just beer
>>97464270fuck then they'll never be another good way to cash out on Arena
>>97464110>powerful, white, cardsLmao, kek, lol, chuckle, giggle, snicker, guffaw, ha. The eternal “future of white”
>>97464658Several of those decks have white in them, including the one with the second highest market share>NOOOOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT'S NOT MONO WHITE>THAT'S FAKE WHITE IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>97464706>3 color avatar slop combo that only works with blue green kikery>NOOOO YOU CAN’T POINT OUT THAT FACT NOOOOOTypical slop sucking kike
threadly reminder that we peaked with the avatar set. never again will we see as many waifus.
>The Dragon Shield colors that are opaque are Black, Jet, Purple and Silver.I'm looking to order some sleeves and this is what I found on their site. I don't know how old it is, though. Does anyone know if midnight blue, blood red, or petrol actually aren't opaque? Seems odd that purple would be and not these colors.
Coomer genocide when?
jesus fucking christ
>$30 per entry>have to go 7-1 or 7-0 to win a $350 boxHow do you calculate the EV on this?Only needing to trophy 1/11 runs to get ahead on cash actually doesn't seem bad.
>>97464720>no counter argument, just another mohammadean tantrumConcession accepted, pants-pooping towelhead.
>>97464706>replying to the local schizo
>>97464768It's sealed BO1 so the variance is crazy also the boxes take months to be shipped over supposedly
>>97464786I like watching him move goalposts, what can I say?
>>97464819yeah my FF collector boxes took at least 2-3 months but the EV was jacked so high by scalpers that it was a no-brainer.wondering how to actually math it out for a normal set.
>>97464724pity (you)
>>97464768ARE THEY FUCKING SELLING COLLECTOR BOOSTERS ON FUCKING TRANNYRENA?
>>97465077they do this every set now.for FF you could lose like 20 runs in a row and still come out very ahead if you won the 21st lolArena players are mosstly shit at Limited so it's kind of free money if you can stand the variance and time consumption
>>97463363>>97464268Star Trek makes as much as Lord of the Rings and Assassins Creed combined.
>>97465210AssCreed was an irrelevant Commander-only set that most people probably don't know even came out (also the games suck)
Imagine comparing Trek to ATLA
>>97464760Fellow-thar will never be a woman.
>WotC almost forces hybrid mana rules changes for edh to make hybrid cards mandatory for more commander players>everyone assumes it's because of Lorwyn where they will print broken hybridcards>0 good hybrid cards in LorwynWtf? The why were they meddling with it if selling Lorwyn wasn't the point?
>>97463382this post convinced me to buy the final fantasy set
>make product intended to have standard staples for half a decade>print it once
>frogposter STILL doesn't understand the point of hybrid mana
>>97465219I'd take 1000 more assassins creed sets if they stopped printing capeshit
>>97465376Maybe, just maybe, the hybrid.change is an objectively good thing for commander and MTG as it allows hybrid cards to be used as they were always intended to be. Maybe not every single thing MaRo supports is strictly because hes a greedy jew.
>>97463382>>97465380So true trans xisters
>>97465431>Maybe, just maybe, the hybrid.change is an objectively good thing for commander and MTG as it allows hybrid cards to be used as they were always intended to be. It seems unlikely but I will accept the possibility.>Maybe not every single thing MaRo supports is strictly because hes a greedy jew.This however is an outrageous suggestion and I won't stand for turning this thread into a house of lies.
>>97464195>pioneer>a literal dead format>shown in a positive light compared to standard bros....
>>97464273>irreversiblewait till this newbie learns about rotations
>>97464760Between shit like this, the weird girly marketing of lorwyn and the general state of the game I really don't know who is sticking around I've personally been having a lot of fun playing yugioh master duel even if I don't really understand whats going on yet
>>97465431It really is kinda funny at how some commander players were so against hybrid mana. saying things like "Oh, it'd make this card broken wah wah wah" while also doing the stupidest/broken interactions all the time
>>97465431Its a crutch for lazy designers who struggle to fit UB slop into mtg's color pieas far as edh is concerned idk but the format being controlled by wotc can only be a bad thing so I assume this is also a bad thing for a shitty format played by morons and designed by people who actively seek to destroy it.
>>97465589bye bye kiddie
>>97464772>kike can’t refute the airbending deck only functions with Simic cardsKek what a kike
Dead GeneralDead Game
>>97465612>Its a crutch for lazy designers who struggle to fit UB slop into mtg's color pie> UB!!!!!Hybrid cards are not the same thing as UB and your post is thoughtslop.
>>97465862almost every post crying about Magic on this site is some retard who has no idea what they're talking about crying for the sake of trying to fit in on social media
>>97465862>hybrid cards are not the same thing as UBIts like you can't even read. Holy shit. >thinking is slop nowalso as far as hybrid being a crutch nosewater admitted as much in his blog, kys loser
>>97465871If you don't think MTG is an embarrassing corpse of a game you're delusional. MTG has become the worst shit ever and what's worse it's making money that way so it will only become worse until the bubble finally pops.
>>97465932>t. will answer "no" when asked if he's going to play premodern
>>97465991Ban every card more expensive than 10 dollars and I will gladly play it.
you know guys gay sex isnt that bad
>>97465991premodern is a shit format for faggotsi just play cube with my brother
>>97462808Mill getting some real support is neat.
>>97466064>2 mana mill half your library is a 30 cents rare>teenage mutant ninja turtles
>>97463072>>97463072
>>97465991Premodern only causes me pain by making old-bordered card prices go up. I fucking hate having to play with new bordered cards cause some dickhead Rudy decided to make the OG version spike 1000% and now I have to keep it in my binder so it doesn't get damaged.
>>97465871I don't think the people on /tg/ are any better at Magic than the mix of players at the store.But the people on /tg/ are the only group of people online (and let's face it, also the stores) who are always angry at everything in the game. And the only valid opinion to have about everything in the game at this point is to hate it, which unfortunately makes /tg/ exceptional among Magic players.Something has gone horribly wrong in Magic when the community of people who hate everything are the only people who are right. It's never been so abundantly obvious that the most incompetent people in this game are also the people who like what is happening. Who the fuck is doing this for social media gratification if there isn't any scoreboard? I don't think I've ever felt more ashamed to have spent time doing something than I have felt about Magic. Magic has failed so fucking hard in every category of appeal I actually can't believe it.
>>97466121>But the people on /tg/ are the only group of people online (and let's face it, also the stores) who are always angry at everything in the gameWrong. People are angry everywhere but elsewhere you get banned if you speak your mind about it. If you go to Magic store and tell everybody Magic sucks dicks you're gonna get banned from that store. So people keep quiet, and that creates a false impression that everyone isn't angry. But everyone is. You included.
>>97466138>If you go to Magic store and tell everybody Magic sucks dicks you're gonna get banned from that store. So people keep quiet, and that creates a false impression that everyone isn't angry.I have decades of good will earned at my store and I loudly and openly hate everything. The store owner agrees but he stays quiet because it's his living and sales have only constantly gone up. I give cover to all the people who would secretly hide the fact they hate everything and I'm still basically the only one who voices negativity about everything. I've stopped saying anything unless prompted. There is no social penalty to hating on the game, not with the things I've said. Anybody who wants their biases confirmed could agree with me but they don't.Nobody is quiet. I go to events, go to other stores, go play Cube, and shit on Wizards at every opportunity. Everyone is satisfied, they love it. The only people who hate Magic as much as I do have quit. Because quitting is the only sane thing you can do in this game.
>>97465591It's not about strength, most hybrid cards suck ass, it's about bending the fundamental rules of the format.If WotC randomly decided that Tempest becomes a Modern legal set from now on it will be equally retatded
>>97463072Posted a draft of this and a couple others before. WOTC HIRE ME THERE'S TETRIS MONEY TO BE MADE.
>>97465341barclay better be included in the holodeck art if he doesn't get his own holodeck card, i stgalso Q commander deck or i'll piss myself
>>97465404? are there even any UB cards like badgermole gran gran or boomerang basics in it??
>>97466209It's not about bending the fundamental rules either. It's the fact that having a hard rule that a colored mana symbol defines color identity is just easier for everyone to understand. That's why the Extort exception because it is reminder text is so fucking stupid; same reason why suggesting the hybrid rule change is stupid.A fundamental rule of EDH that should have changed a long time ago is the 100 card rule. 100 cards is shit. It's hard to shuffle and puts a 66% additional deckbuilding burden versus 60 card decks. Stores have to stock 3+ sizes of deck boxes. The fact they moved from a simple banlist system of "brackets" to this insane system that is impossible to police players' decks is like taking the fundamental simplicity of deckbuilding rules and introducing something completely insane. 2 copies max of gamechangers I mean how the fuck do you know the person doesn't have more.
>>97466246>Schizo, who Defiles the Gods>5 Phyrexian White pips>Legendary Creature - Imageboard Poster>Schizo's power and toughness are equal to the number of noncreature, nonland, non-artifact, non-enchantment, nonplaneswalker permanents in play.>*/*
>>97466121I dont hate everything in fact i liked even some things from 2024 when people were already shitting on everything like Bloomburrow and Duskmorne for me superb products. But you can by any means look at this year, and lets be serious, the next one and the next one and say "Yeah, this is the Magic i like with Turtles, Superheroes, Aang and Co and fucking Klingons" the dude talking about Pigs and Slop restaurants; even if he was talking about Commander, went viral precisely because i think is not only here, any sane, non faggot-coonsomer person can notice this is not right, not the amount and not the quality and JotC should pay for what they are doing to the brand.
>>97466297Battlebros... It's our time...
>>97466209>>97466278Blah blah blah. Hybrid mana violating color identity was always retarded. If you don't see why, you don't understand anything about Magic whatsoever. Whole point of hybrid mana is that (u/r) is fully U and fully R at the same time not some blend of both.
>>97463083>>97463150I got a bit of help from the Commander thread, but just to double dip, is any of this usable in the current format?
>>97465909No I think its you who is retarded by conflating hybrid cards with UB when actually they are not the same thing!
>>97466260Theres no way Q will be a precon.
>>97465431It is a bad thing for a format that already has so few restrictions and constantly had "best in class" cards printed for it. I understand some people's thinking of "it's not a big deal" but we are all already playing make believe with expensive cardboard, if someone is unwilling to make the barest minimum of concessions then either they are too stupid to engage with a format honestly or you're someone who fundamentally doesn't want to play EDH and should move to a format where they can play with other people of a like mind.>>97466278Hard disagree on less than 100 cards. It originally functionally meant you had to run very non-optimal cards from the whole list to actually have enough cards to put a deck together. Now that there are so many good cards dropping the deck size down would turn everything into just staples and wincons, unless you really think Brawl is a healthy format. I understand the annoyance with it, but I think having friction in the deckbuilding keeps the soul of EDH together.
>Kai Budde just diedRIP to the legend. I still have a foil Onslaught Voidmage Prodigy where he was fat.
>>97466318lol i was thinking conspiraciesdamn they did battles dirty
>>97466488Q precon where every creature is a different member of the continuum would be so kino but you're obviously rightit'll probably be racial precons, something like Klingon R/B, Human W/U, Romulan U/B and Vulcan U/G... if we're lucky we'll get a colorless Borg deck but they'll probably make Borg black because they're retards
>WotC decides to ban Llanowar ElvesWould this kill the Badgermole decks or would the deck just pivot more towards mana bugs or go-wide aggro?
>>97465932I've probably been winning Magic tournaments longer than you've been alive.The game is in a MUCH better state now than it was ~10 years ago.
>>97466064Can any lore fags explain why Donatello gets cucked by Kitsune
>>97466624they just need to do a mass recall on all badgermoles and reprint them as 2G
>>97466723Based Rubick enjoyer
>>97466717This is what happens when they rush out sets in 1 year to parachute the rest of Hasbro's fuck ups. Low effort quick cash grabs to flood the market with poorly balanced garbage cards. Mtg is a fucking joke now.
>>97466723Would this counter something that destroys my Platinum Angel when my life total is in the negative? The spell would resolve, the angel would die and I lose before anything else could possibly happen.
>>97466854are you stupid
>>97466873Yes. Now could you please answer my quesiton so I can become smarter?
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/remembering-kai-buddeF
>>97466854lol got someone with the flavor text immediately, amazing
>>97466504Ummm sorry anon what was that? I said I discard a card to cast Waves of Aggression and Im swinging my commander Giada at you, did you have a response?
Thinking of making a janky Commander deck to play at my LGS, trying to meet my trans wife
>>97467057it's 2026 anon, you can say you want a husband
>>97466903>wotc prints Universes Beyond: Kai Budde>Kai's card is Somalian"We wanted to put our own spin on Kai's legend, and part of that is our commitment to diversity"
>>97466903vaxx status?
>>97467108>vaxx status?
>>97467105>>97466903brain damaged culture warriors
>>97467117Will we get medals for fighting in the Great Culture War?
>>97463367>Is shit.It's actually really strong, it's just competing with retard design world where Ancestral Recall is in Standard.
>>97467115>"What's that? Global mortality rates up 50%?">"Must be the wind."
>>97467076That’s gay
>>97464158Blue is the only color with efficient interaction in this format.
>>97466903rip king
>>97466624Why would they ban a card that did nothing for a year while it was legal in Standard? This is like when people were proposing that Cauldron should be banned instead of Vivi.
>>97463072I like this one. A lot of other designs I'm only really proud of when looking at synergies within the set I made but I think this stands on its own as being flavorful and with a unique effect.
>>97466903RIP to a real one
>>97466903
>>97463558>When this will collapse, not if.This.Anyone should be able to see the retarded trajectory WotC is on is completely unsustainable no matter how hard you cope.>just make products cost more to make line go up!>and uh make more products!>and more crossovers!>more products and quicker! even quicker!>nearly all crossovers! and uh super premium ultra premium direct to you premium limited time mega cards!This is the most obvious crash and burn I've ever seen. Here's some various problems that can/will occur:>whales will eventually reach their spending limit when you reveal the Rick and Morty mega rare ultra boxes that cost a thousand>you will run out of properties to do faggy crossovers with (or properties that will work with you, or properties that that playerbase cares about, etc.)>your product production line has has a pattern of stinkers but you can't course correct because you've already planned the next 1000 products that will all be duds>the product release saturation will start having diminishing returns. Even the most obsessed whales will miss a product when you shotgun new products on the weekly>quality of product dips to the point people stop caring since you are forced to spit out products so rapidly (this is the least likely to happen with modern day MTG Slop-connoisseurs) and so on.
is wan piss even worth getting into? my only lgs only has cumander , pokeshit and wonpiss on their rooster. Getting tired of edh and wont even touch pokecrap tcg.
>>97467609YAYOO YAYOOO HO HOhttps://youtu.be/RSe8D2wfGKI
>>97467580This applies to every single corpo under late stage capitalism
>>97467633>You see, muh Late Stage Capitalism predicted this would happen
>They remove the 1 land per turn ruleHow does this change the Magic landscape as we know it?
>>97467633>ehh uhhh ooooo unghhh have you heard the phrase unghhhhhh LATE STAGE CAPITALISM ooooooooooooounghhhhhhhhhhh Shut up nigger.
>>97467633>Heh, they don't know we're living in Late Stage Capitalism..>Nothing personnel kid>*flash casts behind you*
>>97467633>corpo>late stage capitalismYou need to go back.
>>97467633>late stage capitalismIt's called Stakeholder Capitalism, and it's late stage Fabianist fascism, not a result of capitalism as a concept.
Are sealed packs of basic lands worth anything? I found ones from Avacyn, M13 and M15 in an old magic box of mine.
>>97467780Absolutely they are, especially from my storefront
>>97464756Go back to discord and stay go.
>>97466903FOne of the only likeable magic pros.
>>974676863+ drops become viable in Standard
>>97466628>"I've got AIDS and have been going to pool parties longer than you've been alive. The leatherdaddy scene is in a MUCH better state than it was ~10 years ago."
>>97467117>0.8 shekels have been deposited unto your account!
>>97466628Chatgpt, i...
>>97466628>The game is in a MUCH better state now than it was ~10 years ago.@Grok, is this true?
>>97466903Rest easy king
>>97466882Removing the platinum angel doesn't cause you to lose the game, state based actions checking for life total after the angel has been removed will cause you to lose the game.The card also wouldn't stop lethal damage from a lightning bolt, etc. It won't work against activated abilities like Door to Nothingness. I think it works as implied with cards like Atemsis all-seeing. It's an incredibly narrow and unintuitive card that every beginner would misinterpret.
>>97468038this is incorrect
>>97468038Why did you reply to a troll?
Predictions.>Shockland prices dropping due to the speed of Standard, there's no reason to shock yourself for an untapped dual anymore.>Nothing from an UB set ever gets reprinted since WotC doesn't feel like borrowing the IPs again, so UB staples become expensive.>The ratio of UB to in-universe sets per year passes 2:1.>MtG related suicides.>Post Malone rolls up the 1 of 1 ring to smoke a joint on camera. (this will be the high point of whatever year it happens, globally, in a general sense)
>>97468578>Shock lands dropping due to the speed of standard Shocks having land types mean they also turn on verges. Verge+shock will pretty much give you perfect mana for whatever you need unless you're doing some 4+ colour meme. I'd expect surveils or the creature lands to fall off due to being for slow decks which don't exists in nu-standard
>>97463072It's har to single one, but this one is a favorite of mine because I hate legends.
>>97468625Nope, surveil lands can mill a card. That's card advantage.
>>97468722Explain why you didn't make this an enchantment.
That one had a typo>>97468741It's a final decision to leave voluntarily, and the tax represents that you have to have a very good reason for it to return.
This game is so COOKED is unreal.And we still have to see the worst yet LOL
Dumb pay-to-play game for easily beguiled babbybrain fats
>>97463301Hobbit might be a small set so it might also fail.
>>97468822I doubt they will do that when is the most hyped UB set of the year after Trek (which is weird i thought that show was dead and forgotten yet all i see is people saying how much they hope for that set)
>>97462855Not really. Someone wrote a long breakdown of how and why people started thinking that:https://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html?m=1
>>97466709They either wanted a justified insanity effect or they needed more women for marketing.
mtg is cooked fr
accidentally posted this in the edh thread retro or booba lady or 1x of both? obviously retro is the more dignified and gentlemanly choice but also waifubooba...
>>97468902>retroor>ff troonfiestayou tell us, elk
>>97468738And also always enters tapped, which in current standard is a death sentence when your deck needs to be "doing it's thing" by turn 3 at the latest
>>97468942>girls with tits in skirts are le bad now
Two more weeks until the game completely collapses up its own asshole. It's over.
>>97468902retro frame > tits
>>97468902Booba lady but make a proxy and change the name to "Sniff out"
>>97468952yesget with the current thing
>>97468952UB takes precedence over tits.
>>97468772You should put "for the rest of the game" in the rules text.
>>97468902is this for a pauper deck or smth?
since the reprint prices on EOE are back down and lorwyn is coming down toosomeone convince me it's smarter to just take that money and buy shocks and riddlers/elementals and not open some packs
What do we think of this leaked Strixhaven card?
>>97469232sure is blue
>>97469232>4+ mana>doesn't discount itselfunplayable
>>97469232It looks like one of those extra turn spells that exiles itself.
>>97469240>>97469243>>97469246The point is that it's blue Valgavoth. Fracture and shit.
>>97469232kinda looks like those might be pips for spree cost?probably a big, expensive, cool blue spell that will be completely unplayable into turn 3/4 standard metaI hope I'm wrong, but even three steps is getting to that pointreally cool counterspell but it's just too slow and costly; most control decks these days are now running like 1 copy of what used to be a bread and butter counterI hope I'm wrong, but it will be like season of weaving, weftwalking, finale of revelation, or any number of other big fun blue spells that are completely unplayable
>>97469281the point is that it's unplayable because you can't cheat it in
>>97468850least schizophrenic chud blogman i don't even care about representation but i'd raceswap as many people as possible just to mindbreak you fragile little babies
>>97469319I don't mind raceswapping. In fact, I encourage it. Because it's all a work of fiction that can handle variety and spice.But of course raceswapping must go the other way too.
>>97468833Star Trek as an IP is dead and on top of that actual "Trekkies" (if any even exist anymore) don't buy merch. I truly do not understand who they think will buy this set in any way, shape or form.
>>97469319>>97469360this, it's funny that you call people fragile babies for simply pointing out the hypocrisy, but if the next black panther movie came out with chris pratt as the black panther cities would be on fire and marvel would be on the national news grovelling at the feet of apes
Because it's all wrapped in US race politics I don't give a fuck about.I'd goon to Black Liliana and White Kaya.
>>97468902there's something sad about pre-masques magic cardsthe story was just starting to have some depth beyond designer fan fic without the Marvelized planeswalkersit could have gone in such a much better direction from there
>>97469404yeah that's the problemwe don't want modern identity politics being shoehorned in to our fantasy gamewhy is that so hard to understand?
>>97469382you can only sound sane by presenting some ridiculous ad absurdum argument about people who aren't in the roomthat blog is certifiable mental illness and no amount of imagining other schizo situations changes thatyou know what would be sane? "nah dude she was white" >>97469404this>>97469421lol they also don't care, bud
>>97467686>They remove the 1 land per turn rulei'm going to play all my lands on turn 1 and biorhythm into my win condition
>>97467686aside from printing 1 or 2 mana with oracle text that literally says "i win" or other net mana generators at the same cost, its probably the only way to increase the speed of standardits pretty shitty that the format rules and design pipeline have left us with a T3 standard that will take years to fix, if they ever even do
>>97469441>actually reading that blogI think you might be the schizo
>>97469209Go ahead and open the packs retardSee what happens
>>97469441>Presenting 3 minor pieces of evidence to back up an assertion is schizo nowNow THIS is culture warrior brainrot.
>>97468902damn every time I see an old border card I wonder why they ever changed it. cute girl though, if were going to get slop at least make it good slop like this
>>97464749Go for dual mattes and they're all opaqueThe light color regular matte sleeves slightly show through in the back
>>97469404>I don't care about race politics>>97469441>lol they also don't care, budwhile they're actively stuffing it into every crevice.... rightthey're definitely not obsessedit's the people who point it out who arethey're definitely not cry bulliesit's the people who call them hypocrites who aresome random schizo blogpost is my evidence, btw
>>97469761yeah I know the dual mattes don't have the problem, but I'm specifically wondering about those two dark colors because they aren't listed on the site, but it would seem odd if they aren't opaque but the relatively bright purple is
>>97466260Q will be a planeswalker
>>97469535>implying i read it>>97469773>everyone other than me is the same personlegitimate mental illness>>97469739in THIS blog, i will NOW tell you EXACTLY why ashiok was BORN a WOMAN. I will do this by comparing the crotch shading of Ashiok and Garruk across three different iterations of the planeswalker, and by examining the medical records of the designer's contemporary partners. Please follow along closely now!btw I am very normal and if you interact with me irl it will be a normal experience
>>97466315Holy fucking ESL
>>97468902Depends on the style of the rest of your deck
>>97469797>they ALSO don't careyou literally replied continuing the conversationit doesn't matter if you're the same person, and you're assuming that I even thought about that and calling me mentally ill for itlol, lmao even
>>97466481I am not conflating them, dispshit and you would know that if you could read. One is causing the other, that does not mean they are the same thing. Literally learn how to read.
>>97466315Strixhaven, Outlaw Junction, Murders at Karlov, Bloomborrow, and Hot Whee-er...Aetherdrift would be a fantastic lineup... for the Jumpstart product. They're teenage fantasy fodder, nothing like the more universally designed early-mid MtG sets or the Eldrazi/Bolas sagas. As full sets, they're a complete style breakdown and clearly signalled the beginning of the end. I'm honestly glad we got UB because if they were going to keep making MtG fan fics instead, the game would be in an even darker place.
>>97469844I'm mocking you for conflating random people on 4chan of all places with a mob of political activists that exist mostly in echo chambers and, more importantly, rent free in your head.
>>97469780I can confirm that petrol sleeves are not fully opaque
>>97463220Replace "Whenever" with "For each time".
>>97469858again we just loop back to>no u>you're the one who is obsessedI think we've thoroughly debunked that at this pointI appreciate and accept your concession
>>97469870thank youif anyone else has midnight blue and/or blood red ds sleeves and can let me know about the opacity that would be awesomestarting to think no one here even plays paper...
>>97469728I watched a box opening and I think I'm good nowI just watch someone who is not sponsored by wotc open a box when I get the urge and that usually fixes it
>>97463115Based and Garfield-pilled.>>97463119Not a big fan of these color swapped cards, they dilute the color pie further, which is the last thing this game needs.>>97463187This is fun, if pointless. It serves the function of shit talking in a formal setting, so it might be cool for LGS drafts.>>97463220This card leans heavily on flavor so its hard to judge without art. Nothing game-changing but would fit well in a Phyrexian theme deck.>>97463578Powerful, in a world before Accumulated Wisdom, probably format-defining outside of EDH, but a good fit for highlander and the deck theme. I like it.>>97463645Cute. Sounds like a good friend.
>>97463894Jesus. Lava Axe started tren?>>97466110>>>Reddit>>97466246This sucks shit but at least you resisted the urge to sneak a green pip into the oracle text.>>97466546>>97466570I snorted. In a world of joke customs, that's not bad.>>97466723Now THIS is a good joke card. The conspicuous lack of activated abilities is probably the funniest part. Still strangely playable, I could see it being an EDH precon card.>>97467322It's cool mechanically and the art gives Word of Command vibes, which is always fun.>>97468722Missing text that'd make it playable, but an interesting idea. It should probably be for the rest of the game, and it should also exile itself.
>>97469232Seems like an instant that ends the turn.Unplayable.
>>97469913>obsessedthis is something only you see to care about. idk if you've been having an internal debate about it and just feel the need to vent or what but if you want to declare victory over accusations that exist in your head, that's cool.its just an embarrassing schizo blog. it's got nothing to do with whatever you're feeling attacked about.
>>97463894*target opponent
>>97469232>your mother is gaywhat did he mean by this
>>97469281It looks more like an Oracle turning into an Archaic. You can see a person in blue in the taylor position in the middle.
Nobody cares about Dixhaven.
>>97470065I do. lorwyn a shit.
>>97469319>mindbreak you fragile little babies>>97469797>legitimate mental illness>>97469858>rent free in your head>>97470017>with whatever you're feeling attacked aboutlol you're not realyou've been implying this whole time that people who don't care for this stuff and say anything about it are "chuds obsessed with identity politics like this schizo blog poster" and now you're just back pedalingI'm sorry, but your concession has already been accepted and processed there is nothing more we can do for you at this timegood day, sir
>>97470099yes, the fragile little babies who write those articlesand the mental illness has been you constantly conflating that with yourself and everyone else with bogeymen that exist in your head, which is not an obsession but an entirely different paranoid, black and white thinking issue symptomatic of the exact kind of personality issue that lands you on this god forsaken website to begin with. i'm not sure how else to explain that to you. you're also using quotes to indicate a phrase you came up with, which is reinforcement of my point. you are legitimately mentally ill but i don't care if you're obsessed with identity politics.
>>97470070You have hurt the Ethereal Whiskergill's feelings.
Don't you just hate how every single thread is just /pol/ now
>>97470210You could always try posting about Magic
>>97470210the hobbit hasn't even revealed black gandalf yetyou haven't seen anything
>>97462735sexy super-heroines and my bedroom quite well however
why isn't there an ultra rare Morcanth so that designers can sell their stack from a proxied account on marketplaces?is wotc retarded? i would slurp that premium slop for $$$
>>97462808Does WotC not know how devastating this card was to the Latinx community??
>>97470251What was with his changing skin color on a per-card basis anyway. Dude was from the heart of africa in some, mulatto in others, and in Westward Voyager he just looks like he has a slight tan. If you're going to race-swap at least make it look CONSISTENT.
>>97470287pretty sure it was supposed to be a "he's not a human" cope of some kind but ultimately the entire race swapping thing wasn't even driven by the DEI bogeyman, more like than not it was their compliance officer working overtime to avoid any lawsuits from Embracer Group, so they probably didn't even care about any of it except insofar as "don't make anything that resembles the movie characters in a way that we can't trace back to a precise description from the books" and before the usual schizo comes in with "he had skin fair as wheat" quote, or some dumb shit, you should understand that when a compliace officer says jump - you don't ask how high, meaning a precise description is "the hex color of his skin was #0000000" and not flowery language with any room for confusion whatsoever.
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>>97470330Honestly my blackpill was realizing YGO is now getting ahead of MtG by leaps and bounds because the players will actually refuse to buy bad sets and refuse to play bad metas.
>>97470342>players will actually refuse to buy bad setsNever happened with YGO lol>refuse to play bad metasDid you actually believe Maro saying Magic is being played more right now?
>>97470342Does ygo have a singleton format?
>>97470342YGO players are based beyond belief.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWBGWmLDTIThis deck is literally mono G k4rn in pioqueer before the bans (the format is still boring and unplayable).
>>97470283This but the Irish. Not only were they denied representation, they were also associated with the blacks. >>97470370 94 Pot of Greed + Exodia
>>97470352>Never happenedExcept people literally complain about how it's a problem for stores every time Konami releases a shit product players don't like. Konami at this point lives in fear of printing a DFT/MKM/OTJ level flop.>Magic players don't play bad metasUnfortunately Mark has Arenasloppers and Commandercopers to make up the difference. Meanwhile Mystic Mine and MR4 both got removed because the whole playerbase collectively refused to accept them.
>>97467686I am always shocked at how people do not understand that the only reason that deckbuilding / deck types are a thing at all in MtG is because of the land system.
>>97470342People at my lgs killed modern, it died fall of 2024. Now it's only proxy legacy, standard and limited. Legacy is to powerful for how I like to play. Are there any current legacy decks that play like ponza 2018 modern.
>>97470342thats not true because people play ygo
>>97470584and "people" play Alchemy and Commander.
nobody plays Alchemy retard
>>97470617They do, however, play Brawl.
Alchemy cards see some play, yes.
>>97470617that one nameschizo who shits over every Arena thread sure does
>>97470342>Players refuse to buy bad setsThat implies people buy ygo sealed product period lol. Boxes/ packs in Yu-Gi-Oh are somehow even worse value than MTG, even for 'good sets' most players only buy the singles
>>97470752You mean they do the thing Magic players say you should always be doing for every set (then never do)?
>>97470752>mtgReserve list>ygoReprints meta cards every yearValuefags lmao
>>97469232Looks jewbrish>>97470210The game designers are residents of /pol/ so it is on topic.
This is my favorite swamp.
>>97470820Everyone's favorite swamp ought to be this one.
>>97470820reminds me of an interpretation of Blighttown or somethingspeaking of which, i wish they'd hurry up and release a Dark Souls secret lair alongside the Elden Ring set so i could slurp one last slop and quit this fucking game alreadyfeels so shitty riding this thing into oblivion but i know the second i stop paying attention the From Superdrop will hit and i'll regret it on my deathbed
>>97470820>>97470832so many better swamps
>>97470929
>>97470342What should happen for MTGfaggots to actually wake up?
>>97470934
>>97469932I have blood red, those seem fine to me
>>97470955
>>97470970
>>97470864do you really think you're going to regret missing out on trans gwynevere and 5colorslop marika
>>97470832This one is my favorite. Wish it came in non-foil black border
>>97470979
>>97470951Commander needs to removed as it's own separate party game and investors need to be culled. It's the only way to get a relatively sane game again
>>97470989>>97470951>>97470992thiscan't be fixed thanks to commander casuals and tourists buying up every UB slop set and secret lair from their favorite shitty IP
>>97471008>>97470969have you checked/played flipped cards in them in bright light?
>>97470951By going the YGO route and getting the black nerds to play the game.
>>97471022>>97470985that one's nice
>>97471033>and getting the black nerds to play the game.please no, having troons is torment enough, the only good respite is knowing they eventually join the 41%
Niggers don’t play Magic because it used to be western fantasy based on multiple versions of Christian folklore and sword/sorcery which doesn’t mesh with criminal nigger mentality, hence why niggs go crazy for anything Japanese like anime, samurai and waifus. Same thing with beaners and Dragonball. The reason why those other games thrive is there aren’t any kikes with a financial control over Konami and such. Can’t really kike a game without kikes involved.
Trve Christian chvds play Redemption
>>97471175Literally the only reason they don't play is because there was no anime based on it
>>97471035It's not been a problem for me, but I'll do you a solid and check again when I get off workSwamp(me in the upper right)
>>97464037find new friends and a new lgs
>>97470983they haven't done this once that couldn't be more easily explained by the financial incentive of avoiding lawsuits from alternative adaptations than dei infiltrators corrupting art instructions
>>97471033black nerds are half of commander & arena already>>97470992commander will never be broken off entirely, the entire point is to prop up aftermarket prices of things that fall short of legacy while allowing them to continue power creeping standard
>>97470983>implying Marika wouldn't be White/Black with partner to Radagon's Green/Red partner with a blue rules pip representing his marriage to Rennalai would be perfectly fine with that desu, Elden Beast should be the only five color slop in that set
>>97470832Mirage lands are so fucking good.
>>97471385They don't have to power creep standard. Standard could be plus 1 card a year and that would be healthiest for gameplay
>>97470559Cascade but instead of rhinos you play land destruction
>>97469848>They're teenage fantasy fodderThere has literally never been a single point in the entire history of MtG where this does not apply to the entire setting. Yes this includes Urza, Weatherlight, etc.You are a Hunger Games fan trying to say Harry Potter is for kids
>>97468833>Trek (which is weird i thought that show was dead and forgotten yet all i see is people saying how much they hope for that set)TNG in particular was one of the last genuinely good 'fantasy' TV shows that wasnt totally captured by politics or narcissistic directors. It transcends generations because it has good visual effects that arent AI slop, good actors, actually poignant moral discussions, and conventionally attractive characters.
>>97471432how would this help the shareholders of hasbro on a per-quarter basis?
>>97471462or you're just a contrarian retard who can't think in terms of more than two categories, now move along
>>97471538You know I'm right and your nostalgia is pure cope. It's even more obvious because you excluded shit like Innistrad despite it being no more mature or "deep" than Legally Distinct HP or Legally Distinct Wacky Races, and somehow think Bolas isn't a cartoon villainI'm shocked you didn't suck off TLA too since you're smack in its demographic
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>>97469232Valgavoth's something? 6uuu, resolve this: win the game?I'd rather have more valgavoth&Jace story than more capeshit.
>>97471394I wouldn't mind a Miquella commander. Doesnt even need to partner with Radahn. I just want to make the world a gentler place.
If this is cast for the Omen, it counts as 1 cmc right?
>>97471710while it's being cast and is on the stack, yes
>>97471700>pillowfort+theftHell yeah sounds aids
>>97471675I think it's Wisdom of the Ages.
>>97471710Correct, it wouldn't trigger something like beans. The card itself would still be 5 cmc, you'd lose 5 life if you drew it off dark confidant for example.
>>97471700Radahn, ScarscourgeRadahn Festival - Radahn fights every fucking creatureFirst strike5/5
>>97471719>>97471753Thanks, Im cooking a meme pauper deck
Moot is in the Epstein files, he hanged out with Epstein several times.
>>97471885Which Magic: the Gathering card is that?
i was feeling bad so i boughtedbuyed 2 play booster boxes of FF. gonna sit on one, gonna play some limited with the other if i can gather the boys for a game night (if i can't, i'm going to crack it the fuck open for dopamine).
>>97471897MootGGGGLegendary Creature - Human AdvisorWhen moot enters, search your library for a card with CMC 4 and put it in your hand. 4/4
>>97471912Would've been a potentially interesting card.
Apologize.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glox4wrCpgM
not Magic the Gathering
>>97471912>1R: Transform Moot into Little Girl.
>>97471901>i was feeling bad so i boughtedbuyed 2 play booster boxes of FF. gonna sit on oneAnon, that would crush and damage the cards. Why would you do that?
>>97471584or i didn't premeditate an exhaustive list of sets and left one out because i forgot to include it in my 4chan post, you deranged schizoputting MtG in the same bucket as Harry Potter is like putting Cyberpunk Edgerunners in the same bucket as 4Kidz Yu Gi Oh, it's a psychotic comparison made by someone who doesn't spend enough time with real people who have families
>>97471885even if its the right chris poole its only one meeting, which doesn't say much
>>97470832I dislike most old frame swamps but the Mirage ones are hands down some of the best swamp art out of any set. I need to choose a single basic swamp in modern frame for when I try creature SB Oops and I was thinking of this.
>>97472278because it would feel good on my bottom
>>97472522Oh, of course. Carry on.
New thread>>97472513>>97472513>>97472513
>>97469319What's the problem? The post is analytical and cleanly sourced, not whatever you're calling it, so why the uncalled for petty insults?
>>97464037What would the cheaper alternative be?
>>97466546
>>97467322>>97467322What if your opponent doesn't control any creatures? Also barring that I like the effect, it's cool, but I feel 5 mana is a little too much for it. Maybe I'm underestimating it.
