WarHam Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97622061>Thread questionWhat is your dream ally detachment? What units have you always wanted to add to your army but were stopped by rules?
This wont be a good thread either huh.
>skreeeeeeeeeeeeis it the drill making the noise, or the furfag?
I think it would be kinda cool to introduce the counter aspect of Chaos and have them be allied to their respective Marine Chapter Counter parts if that is even possible. I think it would be pretty frickin sweet to have a Order God allied into my Knights or Wolves.
>mfw i just realized you can and should have different armies for painting and playing
Dark Eldar mind breaking a freeblade knight, pumping it full of combat drugs, and then turning it loose on an Imperial world.
>lgs offers 15% off if you buy online>they don't allow you to use loyalty program if you buy online>go in to grab something in person>everything in store is full GW priceThese faggots are complete kikes.
>>97625200All the anti Wolves posts are always seeped in weird fetish ideas about drilling anus's and furry creep shit. It say far more about the accuser than the Wolves players I know that for sure.
>>97625223post your games, friend
>>97625231How new are you? Pathetic little nogames/nomogels get gamesmaxxed on.
>>97625182>TQI just want to be able to put Corsairs in pirate boats, man. Can Dark Eldar get some kind of a break for once?
seems easy enough to convertshould I give him a 2 handed tankhammer? may need to swap out zagstruk's legs as one is raised, may be too close to the arms if it's a 2 handed one (gonna use a nob big choppa as a base)
>>97625243>same necrons vs ultramarines "game" with 0 dicelol, lmao even
[sad news]my flawless blades didn't do anything last game
>>97625253Bro you're boring me, I play plenty of games.
>Wanna go to GW to buy some paints to start painting again>Car is at the shop getting fixed>GW is literally 5 mins down the road>Check out Uber for a ride>$20 to $30 ridesGuess I don't go
That put him in his place
>>97625279I'M GONNA RAPE CHAOS
ticktock>>97625006
>>97625279God gave you legs, fatty
>>97625263did they look fabulous though? that’s the important part.
>>97625265>exact same ultramarines againjust admit you have an ultras army that you don't post here so that you can pretend you're playing with a different person
>>97625279>5 mins down the road by car>assuming you're going at 50 mph>50/12 =~ 4,16 milesBro fucking walk there
>>97625295>>97625304If I walk, it takes me 40 mins. If I drive, it's 5.
>>97625246You will get nothing and you will enjoy it
>>97625303I don’t have Ultras, but what if it was a different army? Would you say they were also mine or admit to me being a gamesmaxxer?
>>97625316Walking for 1h20 is GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
>>97625304God I wish I lived in a walkable city. Or state. Or country.
>>97625316It’ll likely be more like 30 minutes because most GPS assume you walk like a zombie, so that’s absolutely nothing. You could use the walk anyway. >but if I had my carWell, you don’t have a car, so why are you thinking about using it? Just walk, you could probably use the exercise.
>>97625335nta, how pumped have you been with the SW codex? do you have the new wolf scouts?
What's the rundown on Astra Militarum?
>>97625360still not IG
>>97625360Still lame
>>97625182>Thread questionI play Death Guard but started when they were still part of CSM, so having some kind of limited access to some of those units would be nice.
>>97625223They take the space wolves as seriously as they deserve to be, which is to say not at all because they’re gay faggots.
GW should let female space marine happen just so I can goon to the inevitable wasian muscle mommy marines.
>>97625383cute pelager girl, but unfortunately for her, abhumans don't get raised by the schola progenium, she can't be a sister of battle
Post models
>>97625397You already do that anyway, can't fool me
>>97625402Too bad, they do now.
>>97625407
>>97625403Anon you appear to be missing some pixels, looking at that is hurting my eyes.Have a WIP
>>97625202Chaos isn’t necessarily a bad thing and is part of the natural order of life, so anything that is counter to chaos would have to be anti-life in some form or the other. >Khorne feeds into death which leads into decomposition>Nurgle feeds into decomposition which produces life>Tzeentch feeds into the change that death, decomposition, and life entail>Slaanesh is an artificial construct but still exists to feed into pleasure and love
>>97625344Understandable, have a nice day
>>97625417Yeah I dun goofed
>>97625438Anon...
>>97625438Buddy I think you could use a nap
>>97625403>>97625438amazing, truly
>>97625438OH MY GOD! THE DREADNOUGHT ATE THEM! HE ATE ALL THE SPACE MARINES!
>>97625438Say a prayer to the machine spirits, they seem upset at you today.
>>97625182>TQGive me back army of faith, GW.Imperial Agents sister allies are barely a start.
Can a chaos rhino have both the havoc launcher and the turret?
>>97625202no, that's dumb and retardedthe gods of law are in fantasy but are not characterised in any way that could be affine with marines, and vice versa marines would not align to those entities
>>97625360>regiments formed based on planet >drafted from a planet in order to serve the wider Imperium>carted off by the Imperial Navy which is a separate branch to make rebellions harder >lug a guy called a commissar around who is an independent commander who ensures the regiment isn’t up to any funny business and keeps up discipline>get thrown onto planet and probably die horribly
>>97625478
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97625448>>97625456>>97625459>>97625460>>97625465mea culpa
>>97625279Most American post I’ve ever read on /tg/
>>97625223They're based off an actual wolf player that drilled his wolves, unironically.
How viable is the Hellhound and it's variant designs these days?
>>97625360They’ve become quite shit as an army now, with Cadians, Catachans and Kriegers all being their own unique data sheets instead of just being alternative guardsmen sculpts/regiments. AM is up there with space marines for the most enshittified 40k army, with all the names characters being women, minorities or minority women.
Are any of the models (You) own present in Trazyn's collection in the nu-vidya art?
>>97625303nta but he probably just has an opponent he fights regularly.
>>97625510anon, you responded to someone who did it toowho also pretends to be the wolf irl
>>97625489>"Nah it's when you take a chick out to dinner and don't let her use the can, then you fuck her in the ass and then she shits all over you">"What?">"Yeah that's the Rusty part. The Venture part's where you scrape it off your chest and eat it"
>>97625517No, all of the units there are garbage, except maybe the Eldar Wraithfags
>>97625316>>97625279Fatass. USAssholes are disgusting. That is all.
>>97625403Some day I will get the last few chapter-specific chaplains I need but I have been on a tight budget>>97625502It worked!>>97625517I have the SoB and the MortifierI also have a custom daemon engine that sort of looks like the thing on the right kind of maybe if you squint
>>97625517>trazyn coincidentally only houses people who have the exact same designs as the tabletop models in his museum
>>97625517I got other stuff
>>97625480There’s no specific “ gods of law in fantasy “. Almost everyone in fantasy has their own gods, with humans who live close to each other sometimes having different names for the same gods. But it’s not like 40k where there’s just a handful. Also unlike 40k whether or not most of these gods actually exist is intentionally more ambiguous in fantasy.
>>97625533>Anon discovers consistency of design and art in a fictional universeWorld must be a scary and weird place for you.
>>97625353I don’t have the new scouts, Codex wise the Boasts and missions are trash.
>>97625544It’s not consistency it’s corporate advertising. It makes the world of 40k seem smaller and more limited than it’s supposed to be. Instead of treating Trazyn as an opportunity to show some weirder more creative ideas the 40k team has, or to show off some obscure old lore that was never fleshed out proper, they treat it as in universe advertising. It’s soulless, much like NuCrons overall.
>>97625540>There’s no specific “ gods of law in fantasy “.don't talk about shit you don't know about, because you evidently don't know shit, let alone the niche shit
>>97625502These are nice models, worth the three tries>>97625517No but big T himself was my first named character
>>97625533GW always asks the developers of 40K video games to stay as close to the minis as possible, this isn't new.
>>97625522Of course but he’s too ugly to figure that out
>>97625552>Here is something you recognise, isn't that cool? Nice little reference. >NO! IT'S CORPO SHIT!>What->ABLOOBLOOBLOO>Let's move on, this dude's a tard.
>>97625566Presenting Trazyn as the guy who does the photographs for White Dwarf isn’t cool you sperg.
>>97625533Yeah and in Owlcat's other game, coincidentally Night Lords, Kroot and Aeldari Corsairs who got combat patrols and battleforces are also present and look like the minis.
>>97625533If one of them was a skitarii ranger raising a shock baton in the air, I’d understand, but none of those are unreasonable desu.
>>97625517I own the old 25mm base Possessed so I guess?
>>97625553if you save the goddess of purity does she become your qt wife?
>>97625547You should get the new wolf scouts, extra heads and wolf bits. Gonna pick up a box when I get a chance. Primaris are so cool. In the mean time, starting Dawn of Fire now, can't wait for the SW book.
Could this guy be used as a Tau battlesuit proxy of some sort?
>>97625517Fuck off Trazyn is the cringiest reddit meme characterHe will just reduce the quality of the gameThat retard should be retconned
>>97625574We both know if they didn't you'd sperg out over the designs being dumb, not suiting the setting and how they should have more accurate designs.
>>97625583I’ll check them out, have fun with the books wolfbro.
>>97625585I see this at my table I’m dumping a bottle of nail polish remover on it.
>>97625553>posting a 1st edition blurb that was retconned by GW
>>97625582no, because you're not pure enough
>>97625586I am glad Trazyn exists because you know if you run into someone who like Trazyn irl they are probably retarded soigoys and not worth any time
>>97625605This is true. I've legit never met a NuCron fan I like lmfao
>>97625585No
>>97625586I was here when Trazyn was first announced and he was near universally embraced. He's a fun character. Fake grog.
>>97625586>>97625605What's so bad about him, idk Necron lore?
>>97625615>Fake grogYes, you are. Now stop lying and kys.
>>97625597That image is younger than votann, anon.
>>97625618He’s basically a Joss Whedon era Marvel character. As all NuCrons outside the destroyers tend to be. The worst written/cringiest Reddit faction in 40k (yes worse than Votann)
>>97625583What's worse? Space Wolves going all in with the viking wolf stuff? Or White Scars going all in with the Mongolian stuff?
>>97625634>White Scars going all in with the Mongolian stuffBut this is based and kino
>>97625631Necrons are a huge fan favorite you dope
>>97625615>>97625620110lbs or 330lbs call it
>>97625615>near universally embraced.are you trying to pretend there was no dissenting voice to the newcrons? or that trazyn isn't the epitome of what makes newcrons different from oldcrons?
>>97625638What (P)redditors (you) like matters little, anon.
>>97625634Wolves by far.
>>97625638Yes, of many 40k players that going in the last 4-6 years, aka redditors raised on arbitorian slop and other youtubers. I don’t want NuCrons to disappear as I said, it’s a good way to out people with soi taste.
>>97625591you too, wolf bro
>>97625634taking inspiration from an actual culture always beats obsessing over an animal totem like you're some football team mascot on drugs
Trazyn is kinoIt's fine that Necrons have a comedic characterSeething trannies stay mad
>>97625647Sure there were some who hated it. But most liked him and there was a lot of art. 4chan wasn't so serious about shit back in the day, angry marines and all.>>97625618He has a unique personality, so he's repellant to dull hipster fags who think 'one note evil mystery box' is the height of creativity.
>>97625667They are both cringe because wolves should be Nordic looking men only and scars should be steppe asian looking men only. Not this California diversity horseshit every chapter has going on. Like why is there art of black wolves and white white scars?
>>97625563I wonder how that is going to work for Dawn of War and Total Warhammer 40k.Both heavily feature Orks with current designs and a lot of those are about to get updated and replaced.
>>97625673>posts literal Reddit memeCan’t make this up
>>97625673Kill yourself drooling kiddie faggotTrazyn does not fit the setting at all, he's literally cringe marvelslop
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97625678>there was a lot of artthere was a lot even about oldcronsthe canon didn't need to become as silly as memes
>>97625699The strawman made of memes you have in your head doesn't fit but the actual character as written fits fine.
>>97625699Holy shit some of you are so fucking gay its insane, kys fat pig
>>97625602Some bretonnian shota will be pure enough who is the Perceval of warhammer fantasy let's get him a qt goddess wife
>>97625653>>97625650You really just hate everything don’t you filth?
>>97625673>TrazynGood concept, shit execution
>>97625638a lot of fans have terrible taste and no compass for quality or coherence more news at 11!
>>97625713>NuCrons are cringe and gay >WOOOAW YOU HATE EVERYTHING SCUMMeds schizo.
>>97625718When you find yourself in the extreme minority all the time, its time to look inwards.
>>97625718decalsdecals slopped everywhere
>>97625710>>97625708Slit your fucking throats shit eating animalsIf you think the faggot comedic relief reddit nucron fits the grimdark setting at all you're either a under 18 year old child, a reddit 0 test newfag or beyond brainfried by soi
>>97625711>>97624819>>97624844Bretonnian Knights belong to Damsels/Prophetesses.
>>97625585Votann
>>97625732It’s literally kids aged 14-20 that started playing in the last 5ish years. They are also responsible for the decline of gameplay due to the retarded comp focus. Recession can’t come fast enough so these kids get forced out.
>>97625748>samefag award
>>97625751That last one cut a bit close didn’t it?
>>97625724I did, turns out I'm right and the majority is undeniably wrong, as they are wrong multiple other times because the majority is low IQ.
>>97625631I don’t really remember Trazyn ever acting like a Marvel character to be honest, and I’d like you to quote a line or scenario that was like a Marvel scene. From what I remember Infinite and the Divine was just dry british humor that was meant to be funny because of the scenario more than any dialogue.
>>97625748>>97625732Kek im in my 30s but w/e you need to stop you from killing yourself you hateful sack of scum.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna be a Nid player
>>97625711Bretonnian shota aren't pure because they have yaoi sex with the older knights they squire for, read the novels.
>>97625764>im in my 30’s >also ill call you scum for not liking my reddit tastesKek. You may be an old fart but mentally you fit right into the 14-20 category.
>>97625764You sure showed them xister, I can't wait until GW gives us a hot steamy gay clanker sex novel for trazyn and orrikan
Trayzn is the setting without the pretense of seriousness. That's why you don't like him, he strips your ability to pretend 40k isn't comedy.
>>97625766Great another zoid
>>97625705It isn't. Have you actually read anything on Trazyn or do you look at memes and decide that's what canon is? Gillyman isn't actually fucking an Eldar in lore, that's just a meme also, they aren't real.>>97625732Throw a few more buzzwords into your next sperg tantrum I think you missed some. Calling yourself mature and others onions while pissing and shitting and crying and wailing over someone daring to have a different opinion from you. Faggot baby.
>>97625772I mean he shows he's a manchild with a brain of a teenager almost every day
>>97625778No. 40k isn’t supposed to be self serious, it mostly is now. NuCrons aren’t bad because they are not self serious. They are bad because their comedic “ value “ relies on cringe reddit humour.
>imperium playersLMAO
>>97625789Was only a matter of time before they outed themselves as fagdar or Tauists
>>97625789We can shit on Primaris after we finish making fun of NuCrons.
>the schizo is in his fursuit, replying to himself>this is unironically how people on 4chan talk to each otherand he plays no games, because he's always here
>>97625769Perceval didn't have to squire so there's your loophole.
>>97625784How about I throw my steaming turdlog down your throat reddit tranimal along with a shit encrusted mini of tardzyn
>>97625788Memes aren't actual lore. Read even one of their codices, idiot.
love me big models, simple as
>>97625784Reddit invaders such as yourself defending objectively dogshit marvelslop chharacters not being gatekept is the reason 40K community is in the shitter.
>>97625798he doesn't paint either so his entire waking life revolves around shitposting on 4chan, it's actually hilarious
>>97625803Go ahead then? Reach through my monitor and make your impotent buzzword tantrum real, gay baby.
>>97625818>>97625798Nice samefagging elfboi, don’t try and insult me peripherally because I’ll call your bitch ass out right to your pathetic brown face.
>>97625784>It isn't. yes, it is>Have you actually read anything on Trazyn or doyes, I didif when you think necrons, your mind goes to trazyn as a good depiction of them, then you don't understand, nor care, about what necrons are about he's an anomaly that's unfortunately paraded around as an example, to the point the first thing people are told to consider when making their own necron characters is to give them a gimmick
It's gonna be yet another decalfag thread, isn't it
>>97625734I thought the Bretonian book implied the knights fucked their male squires
>>97625831Nice try, redditor. How about you do some hobbying for a change instead of shitposting here for 16 hours a day
>>97625799The knights are going to lance a lot all of them shota holes, loop or not.
>>97625732For so much complaining about “nucrons” I haven’t seen a single oldcron model posted in this thread. I’m starting to think you were never a fan of necrons and you’re just getting mad to get mad.
>>97625838Oh wouldn’t that be convenient for your daily bitchfest huh? Either discuss a new topic or give your opinion on Trazyn as a proper 40k character.
>>97625828I don't need to you already have a healthy diet of solid and liquid shit fresh from the latrine and GW's slop nulore, the pinacle of which is tardzyn the marvelcron.
>>97625836Never said he was the archetypical necron, as he very obviously isn't. He's an exception, and an interesting character who just happens to be a necron. He doesn't act like a meme in his novel or any codex.
>>97625809This is Joss Whedon Avengers dialogue. This is the faction you think is cool.
I like how chunky the old wraithguard's gun is and how they clutch it like pearls. Can this qualify as a big gun?
This general is dogshit. Just offtopic shitflinging and thread personality drama 70% of the time.Why can't you fuckers behave like normal people?Why does this site attract so many anti social autists and schizos
>>97625847the point is you have to find a shota with a monster cock large enough to fight them off, he would have to be as strong as he is pure if you are sending him against tzeentch to get the best wife in the setting
>>97625853I don't care about trazyn. Also never reply to me ever again
>>97625855Pop a vein getting mad over it, faggot. Then actually read a necron codex released in the last decade instead of projecting internet memes onto them.
>>97625866Boy… it must be nomodels bitching hour
>>97625856>He doesn't act like a meme in his novel or any codexYes, he does, there's a reason the infinite and the divine is popular, it's not because it's well written or because it's an interesting story, but it's because it's memetic, that it.
>>97625867I'd read that novel..
>>97625879What internet memes you filthy subhuman? Tardzyn's dialogue is literally marvel quipping, he's reddit incarnate and his entire le hecking so random archivist collecting hecking primarch clones is just immersion breaking cancer.
>>97625877What army do you rep for?
>>97625879Anon Necron codex’s have been total dog turd since Matt Ward gave us the NuCron abortion along with his other gems the Mary Sue Knights and the least balanced army book in fantasy history. The entire concept of NuCrons was the brainchild of a man who had to go into hiding because he and his family were receiving death threats over his work. The same work and concepts you defend lmao.
>>97625856>He's an exceptionand yet he's not treated as such, featuring prominently in novels, media, games, and second hand accounts of the faction
>>97625887Give me a quote, then. I've read it, it wasn't meme-y. Certainly nothing like quippy marvel shit.All you've said is that it's popular which proves it's bad. I'm not calling you guys hipsters for nothing.
PrimarisSpace WolvesKino
>>97625898>marvel quipping, he's reddit incarnate and his entire le hecking so random archivist collecting hecking primarch clones is just immersion breaking cancer.
>>97625887>>97625857>Joss Whedon AvengersI hate that I'm saying this but... that's when Marvel was actually good.It's hated these days for good reason but there was such a thing as good capeshit.Trazyn is entertaining, he doesn't treat it like the ultimate showdown of destiny because it's not, it's two nobles playing a game of chess.>>97625904While I'm making hot takes, it gets a lot worse than Matt Ward.>>97625908>as a secondary let me tell you about your game
>>97625921I accept your shit stained concession, get the fuck out of a grown up's hobby shit eating reddit tourist and watch marvelslop
Do medium sized knights add anything gameplay wise or are they just something new for knight players to buy?
>>97625929You know, I just realized there's currently no rules for how they will work with souping into other Imperial factions unless they change the army rule.
>>97625904You think one man, alone, hijacked the entirety of GW creative?>>97625908He's not treated as a typical necron. He's used often specifically because he's an interestingly atypical necron. Every novel and codex entry goes out of its way to point out how not like other necrons he is. Again it's boiling down to "he's popular and I hate popular".
>>97625929They make our armies look even cooler you jealous wop
>>97625941easy with the slurs, and awoo with me
>>97625929Something new to buy but adding a faster element to someone who can't afford a lancer and wants something tougher than an armiger
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>>97625940He's reddit and we hate reddit nigga it's cringe nigga
>>97625928You keep talking about eating shit in all your posts. Is it a fetish? Are you German?
>>97625911>All you've said is that it's popular which proves it's badI didn't say that at all, you said that its popularity must be proof he's good, I'm saying he's bad despite the fact he's popular, retard.are you so out of touch you cannot even realise that a museum curator with pocket dimensional cages is a joke character for a faction about alien terminators that sold their souls?>>97625857
>>97625951Why do you only post the black ones? Its like 1/1000000 even in the stupid new lore.
>>97625940There's an issue with several factions where the most popular named Character is actually a very bad representation of their faction as a whole. Trazyn, Cawl, Abaddon, Fabius, Farsight, Lelith, Yvraine...
>>97625956Kill yourself shit eating subhuman>>97625959You keep fellating Tardzyn's metalic micropenis and GW's dogshit nulore in all your posts. Is this a cuck fetish? Are you a Redditor?
>>97625929latter
>>97625951Negro space wolves showing after Magnus burned fenris actually kinda makes sense since now that many of the original tribes the recruited from have been wiped out, the space wolves now have seek out recruits from other worlds.So Magnus forced the wolves to go black lmao
>>97625959Kek.
>>97625681>White White ScarsCossacks?
>>97625964>he doesn't main Decimus come on bro, all SW players are running the new scouts and bringing back the phobos
Is Trazyn seriously this hated by oldfags or is it just a few hardcore hater autists ITT?Pretty much half the thread is posts arguing about Trazyn.
>>97625972>>97625957>>97625928>>97625898>NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I REMEMBER FROM DOW IT SUCKS AND IS LE BAD BUZZWORDSLolFunny how Imperium faggots are always the ones with the strongest opinions of what Necrons “should” be.Nucrons gigamog your gay midcron metal tyranids and you can die mad about it DOW faggot.
>>97625977their geneseed for the longest time didn't work on the people of other worlds, a lot of fenris's tribes have been saved, and gw is pretending that fenris has native tribes with african features, not just outsiders
>>97625977wtf I love Magnus now
>>97625988Look at the post style, it’s just one LARPer having a meltdown and saying “we” a lot to create the illusion of consensus.
>>97625846He will NEVER finish those hellblasters because he’s too broke to pay whatever spastic he commissioned for the rest of his army lmao
i make all my space marines white not because i'm racist (i am) but because light skin is easier to paint than dark
>>97625989Looks like someone did a messy messy in his diapy
>>97625961>you said that its popularity must be proof he's goodNever brought up popularity myself. Some other anon did I think but it kept being mentioned as a negative in replies to me. I can see how you think I'd believe that popularity=good so fair call, but I don't. I don't think popularity=bad either.The book has much more about necron society and the different ways they cope with immortality and loss of souls.At the end of the day the oldcron evil mystery box was good for faceless mook enemies, but completely one note with nowhere interesting to take it and nothing interesting to say about it. There are problems with the new lore sure, but to just dismiss the whole thing out of hand as "marvel reddit buzzword" is for lazy fake grog fagots.
>>97625988Yes, any self respecting fan recognizes that he is one of the biggest cancers of the setting. Might as well have Deadpool join.>>97625989Nice conversation with the voices in your head shit eating schizophrenic tranimal.>>97625999The consensus is that reddit tourists such as yourself are subhumans and gurggle diarrhea on a daily basis
>>97625917My Allfather :)
I always use helmets but i make sure to let my opponent know they're ALL white under there before every match
>>97625988Things is popular. 4chan is community of counterculture hipsters. 4channelers hates popular thing.It's not hard to figure out.
>>97626017Based
>>97625990>their geneseed for the longest time didn't work on the people of other worldsWell it's working now, probably due to Guilliman's primaries improvements.So add Gman to the list of people that helped the wolves reach their diversity quota.
>>97625988Definitely a nomodels hater. Notice how he hasn’t posted any of his old necron models or how there haven’t been any old necron models posted in this general for years.
>>97626004You’re so desperate to push this narrative because you actually desire my paint jobs. Sad little wretch doesn’t realize how pathetic he appears.
>>97625999Checked.>>97626009>>97626013>so mad xe replied twicelolConcession accepted btw, common nucron victory, better luck next time but you will never be a real grog :)
>>97625904Newcron codex is the best thing that could be done to save the Necrons from irrelevancy.
>>97626017Every time I remove a casualty I ask my opponent if he's really okay with committing white genocide against my army
>>97625990>forgetting the black southern tribes of Fenris>of whom Engir Krakendoom is oneLmao the wolves have been blacked since at least 7e
>>976260465e
>>97626040I'm genuinely surprised they haven't tried to pull something similar with Tyranids yet. All the new crop of lorebabbies cry constantly about how little "perspective" lore they have.
>>97626036>narrativeYou haven’t completed one (1) unit in several months. You are a broke bitch with a bottom of the barrel commission slop army lmao
>>97626037Slit your fucking throat subhuman animalhttps://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/86723763-the-infinite-and-the-divineThis is pure dogshit dialogue and he is a reddit character
>>97626054Anon you’ve yet to post a single model, so far you’re an ugly nomodles with a bad attitude who’s father didn’t beat him enough.
>>97626036yeah a basecoat+coffeestained wash slop is incredibly desirable
>>97626004The idea that he didn’t even paint any of his models is hilarious, but it wouldn’t make any sense for the commission to be returned without it at least being battle ready.
>>97626011>The book has much more about necron society and the different ways they cope with immortality and loss of souls.hardly much, orikan's and trazyn's exchange over their faulty memories and their goals comes close, and only ever once or twice over the entire book. for the rest of it the necrons are depicted as inept guys each with its own quirk, or faulty marionettesfor fuck's sake, even trazyn's attendant is written as a butler way too old for his job
Is decalslopper the anti-trazyn fag?
Imagine shitting your pants like this over Trazyn kwab
I like my nucrons :)
>>97626041>okaywhat now, space chud?
>>97626063You’re unworthy of seeing my work, because you’re a gay furfag pedo. Your father molested you and that’s why you’re a butt pirate, sad!
>>97626046the southern tribes have been introduced in 5th and they were never described as black or with african features, but as sun tanned because they're people that go at sea
>>97626073No you stupid ape I am pro traz and now they are calling my models ugly because they’ve already lost that argument. They are a bunch of sleazes.
>decaltroon like tardzynAll the proof you need he isa dogshit character
>>97626091>dark of skin and temperamentThey’re black, cope you pathetic faggot
>>97626057The first one is pretty bad, but I could see the rest being in Doctor Who desu.
>>97626073no, he's the one discovering that people are still very much divided over newcrons and he can't fathom differing opinions or points of view.
>>97626102Name a well written character that you actually like, I’ll wait.
Does Trazyn support the Imotehk reformation or the Silent King orthodoxy?
>>97626104>They’re blackThat's what you're saying, but not what the text is saying, so you're the one who's coping.
>>97626053Because Nids are still living things and you can do a lot of stuff with describing their animal-like specializations and behaviours with sparks of unexpected intellect. With oldcrons, not so much.
There are no Black Space Wolves as far as 4chan is concerned so it matters not.
>>97626114YarrickThe Emperor in Master of MankindEisenhorn
>>97626122Neither because he's not a character created to fit into the faction, he's the writer's oc donut steel self insert.
>>97626122Whichever one gives him the most reddit updoots
>>97626131>coping this hard
>>97626124The text is written by the tranny leftists at GW and depicted in official artwork as nigs, so no, they're black, cope harder
>>97626150>The text is written by the tranny leftists at GWwrong, the 5th ed codex was written by phil kelly and did not feature any black space wolf, even the more recent novel with the black people on the cover doesn't actually have any black people in the book itself.
>>97626114Not him but I'm fond of Jain Zar.
>grimdark style painting>just dunk models in an oil wash and wipe away the excess with le le magic egg ecks dee XDXD
>>97626132It was too easy of a question, kys
>>97626122He supports reversing the bio transference which aligns him with the silent king, but that's not his focus.
>I'm gonna have a meltdown over a fictional quirky robot space skeleton on a Croatian fishmonger forum today for hours, normal and healthy behavior
>>97626183to be fair at this point this place is only good for shitposting and milking the resident lolcow
>tantrums about trazyn>tantrums about black space wolvesI'd ask "why?" but I don't actually want to know, I just want to express my confusion and disdain.
>>97626183>t. Zero controversial opinion having nigger
>>97626011>can't defend trazyn>deflects about the rest of necrons
>>97626194Yes you’d love that to be true now that you’re banished
>>97626183no one has changed his diappies today.he identifies with his favorite dementia ridden characters.
>>97626175>It was too ea-*giant turdlog spreads his jaw vide open and goes down into his throat as the tranny gags, the hard turdlog rams into his bowels so hard that the shit encrusted mini of tardzyn the tranimal kept in it's asshole pops out* * swallos turdlog* k-k-kys
>>97625403I havent painted anything new in a while
Okay, if everything is cringe and redit now which factions actually have good lore then?
>>97626209lmao it was my own choice to stop posting here because I'm not banned everywhere else like you, you fucking sperg
>>97626196decalfagliterally every discussion this place has ends up revolving around that fag because he and the guy who derives some form of sexual pleasure from poking him, his factions and his stances, reply endlessly to each other at all the hours they're awake
>>97626230Anything with as little lore as possible so you can make your own shit.
>>97626196I don't think some people are mentally equipped to deal with people disagreeing with them on the internet at all. They can't keep their shit together at all. (Or keep their shit eating fantasies unspoken either, apparently).There's other people itt who don't like Trazyn and aren't throwing a baby tantrum over it. Fair enough, to each their own. I will carry on painting and enjoying my nucrons.
>>97626248The same guy's responsible for both flavors of tantrums? Jesus.
>>97626214You just know this scum has multiple restraining orders against him.
>>97626265You know this tranny has multiple nucrons where the sun don't shine
>>97626230Genestealer cults.
>>97626269Wtf is this even supposed to mean you lunatic?
>>97626230>caring about the lore'member when 40k was about Your Dudes? I 'member...
>>97626274"You just know this tranny (that's you shit eating tranimal) has multiple nucrons where the sun don't shine (the nucron minis with turdzyn being the furthest in are firmly lodged in your asshole and gaping axewound where they ferment in shit and troon puss) "
>>97626286>Your Dudesthat's lore built on lore>translator note: lore means fluff
>>97626230DrukhariThey were torturerape schizos then and they're torturerape schizos now
>>97626295Sorry, apparently the most 4chan faction in the game is now reddit.
GW should unironically make male human x fem xeno novels, it would sell well and actually give young straight white men the fanservice they deserve
I want this chainsword.
>>97626295>ip slave name>bdsm themes>chaos in denial>forced edginess >centralised fluffThey're not well written
>>97626288This is the guy who thinks Traz is lame btw
>>97626305GW hates straight men. See the 40K RPGs, men get a fem Eldar that is disgusted by them and won't even let them touch her, while women get a Deldar hunk in game 1 that fucks them and a Corsair hunk in game 2 that will fuck them. All the xeno fanservice goes to foids. Men were denied both the SoB romance and the Eldar """"romance"""" was the biggest humiliation ritual I've seen
>>97626305They should also make two-model box sets to go with them.They should also market romance books towards women. Interspecies romance fantasy is way more appealing to smut-addled femcels than it is to anyone else.
>>97625220Better than one of my few lgs.>No online sales>On shelf MSRP+10% on avg>Loyalty program>Program costs $100/yr>Program gives you 15% off one item a month>Program also gives you one $4 off paint per month (all paints are MSRP+$1 minimum)>Program gives stamps for each $10 spent. 10 stamps gives a $10 store credit that cannot be used with any other discount.Luckily I have another lgs an hour away that just does 15% off online and in store. Plus you earn points online that can be redeemed for more savings. And you catch deals in store that aren't online.
>>97626305Anglos are literally, spiritually, incapabable of presenting beauty in art, it's fascinating>here's your embodiment of lust, sex, desire and beauty bro>what do you mean an old hag with zero appeal isn't attractive
>>97626305There's only one canon example of this so farUnless you count the unrequieted longing of that one human for his Tau master
>>97626305there's already plenty of novels where the genestealers impregnate male humans, anon
>>97626322>BDSM themesBuddy, I don't know if you realize this but those are all over the fucking franchise>Forced Edginess>Centralized FluffYou're going to have to elaborate on what you mean by these
>>97626329You're in the wrong shop for femininity
>implying bdsm isn't the most reddit fetish
>>97626346But how is it that the Sisters of Battle, cringe and reddit as they are, look at least appealing, versus the Slaneesh models, who are supposed to serve the god of lust, look like a methed out hag?I hope your mum gave you a good life from the royalties she got for licensing her likeness for them
>>97626323Turdzyn is at least a good way of identifying subhumans, they are the ones who experience any feeling but utter disgust and laugh at all the reddit quips
>>97626354Bro relax man please. It's not healthy to be this angry all the time over such a non issue. Go stand in the sun for a minute or something.
>>97626359I DEMAND validation for my zinger
>>97626354>>97626362I’m not him but I found it quite funny
can i get one last awoo before bed, wolfbros?
Nucrons are factually the most reddit race
>>97626339>those are all over the fucking franchisethere's places where they're well done, and then there's dark eldar, where it's their one deal>>Forced Edginessthey wanted dark elves in space, but instead of having a good reason for them to turn and act evil, they arbitrarily hamfisted that they must do and be how they are, it's not a logical development, it's a forced one, any room for nuance or ramification of what's established gets ignored: they must do that and nothing else>>Centralized Fluffwhen you look at other factions you see multiple subfactions, multiple planets and locations, multiple specialisations and differing philosophies or approaches. for dark eldar that's not the case, there's only commorragh, and all cults and covens and kabals are essentially interchangeable. they're simply not allowed to have significant branches.
>>97626380What do you collect?
>>97626380I knew I was right to ditch NecronsStill love the Doomstalker, but the rest of that Egyptian space robot bullshit can go die
I was watching a video and he said that metallic paints don't actually have metal in them, but I thought they literally did, they had metallic flakes
>>97626381I get the feeling you have never read a dark eldar codex.
>>97625517I got some Death Riders, Aquillons, and Wraithguard, and even though I have them built to be Exalted Eightbound I do have some Possessed.
>>97626384What do you think? The losers from the War in Heaven…
>>97626329Isn't Slaanesh supposed to be beautiful and repulsive at the same time
>>97626391Newsflash, almost all pigments have metals in them. That's what gives them their color. Even white is usually titanium dioxide.
>>97626403You get a lot of wrong feelings.
>>97626384>>97626409zero self-awareness from the samefag
>>97626410wtf he's literally me except im not attractive
>>97626410is the miniature beautiful in any way?
Is it still a mini if it's large?
>>97626413Oops wrong turd breath
>>97626419yes
>>97626419Bigature
>>97626419That would be a medi, or perhaps even a maxi if you're feeling adventurous
>>97626423You have four devices you samefag from
>>97626419depends. if the mini is a stompa, then its large in the sense its as big as an infant, but its still mini because if it were to scale it would be around 150 feet tall.
>>97626430No I don’t but I understand that you need it to be true because you’re a feeble minded wretch.
>>97625243This doesn't look like a real board state. It looks like models set up to look like a "battle."Wraiths not on objectives, Nightbringer(which is not on the correct sized base anymore) in the middle of nowhere. Marines in melee combat while still touching the transport, I'm assuming they jumped out of. Here's an example of a real board state. Notice how these aberrants are outside of engagement range? Notice how there isn't a perfect battleline going up one side of models and down the other? Notice how the necrons are clearly blocking off a pathway? I'll admit I moved the dice to take a picture, but that looks way to "perfect" to me.
A bit tipsy rn so I need your guys's help! Should I use Solar Auxilia minis as the base for my knight household guard IG army or should I use Navy Breachers? I got a good scan of the breachers and a good printer so the cost of those doesn't matter, while the Solar Auxilia got that victorian era diving suit look Duncan Rhodes mentioned in his household guard video (he used those minis for them). Breachers benefit is Solar Aux are antiquated shit from the GC/HH era that isnt used anymore while breachers are, and they still got that high tech but ornate look to them. Help me anons, you're my only hope. (yes I'm AWARE breachers have shotguns and not lasguns but idrc)
>>97626434you admitted to it with your tripcode on retard
>>97626423The other one was me but who cares, let it go. Just let it go.
>>97626435Holy shit you’re so pathetic, all my games are real you piece of filth.
>>97626435It’s crazy that if you were talking about anyone other than decalfag I’d think you were schizoposting.
>same ultras>same mat>same terrain>same no dice
BIGBEAUTIFULBOUNDINGBANSHEEBUTT
>>97626436Do you have any examples? Im a bit of a novice here.
>>97626441I like how you can tell those blood angels in the middle and the death company in the top right aren't painted by the decalpedo because they have competent basing and aren't just basecoats and a wash lmao
>>97626449oh my god this dude really is pretending that someone agreed to play with him. the lore just gets deeper and deeper.
>>97626436They look pretty similar IMO so I guess the one you already have a scan for.
>>97625403i also haven't painted anything recently as i'm on the other side of the world from my painting deskbut have these lads
>>97626455Sure I'll post images of either, here's the Solar Aux
>>97626454Female or male
>>97626449holy shit he's pathetic, even for a spacewolves fag
>>97625532Man, the "come at me bro" power fist chaplain is basically impossible to get now, let alone at a decent price. I wish I'd just bought one back in the day but at the time I still had an optimistic view of future mini releases and didn't think I'd worry about missing out on some metal minis.
>>97626456Kek you’re retarded there mine and I just put basic colored citadel technical paints and dropped some wood chips on it, took me less time than the ones you say look like shit all the time.
>>97626466FemaleDuh
>>97626455>>97626465Here's the navybreachers>>97626460Alright, duly noted
>>97626469They have edge highlights, you're incapable of doing those
>>97626466Kinda hard to tell with eldar
>>97626471These look way cooler
>>97626468this was always my least favorite chaplain sculpt>>97626469>calls others retards>can't even type properlylol
>>97626475Thanks! Will do them instead
>>97626474It doesn't matter because they undergo reassignment all the time anyway
>>97626472Oh so now its not the base its my 30 second edge highlight job that’s got you impressed you ugly paintlet wretch
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97626467Its not true you fat oaf, they’re all real games.
>>97626480You can't even paint a basecoat consistently, nobody believes you could even do the chunkiest highlights
>>97626476>this was always my least favorite chaplain sculptwell you’re my second* least favorite poster here!how do you like that?*my least favorite poster is decalfag of course
>>97626487And yet I modelmog and gamemog you endlessly, why is that you hideous sack of scum
>>97626459>>97626467no matter your faults, you'll never be a nazi larping furfag who has to make a secret Ultramarine army to pretend to have friends online.
>>97626436Solar Auxilia make good kitbash folder when paired with knights. If you swap the arms out something it looks real good (I use Exaction Squad power mauls).
>>97626489
>>97626482I'm not sure that I get this one
>>97626501
>>97626499Oof I knew I recognized them, go with the other ones for sure.
>>97626499Damn, these look really nice. I always thought they looked like shit, but I guess it was just the box scheme fucking them up.
Whats a good loudout for a canoness? I want to kitbash mine with a "Power Sickle" with the stats of a power sword.
I don't get the appeal of Astra MilitarumYou have the entire galaxy of crazy shit to choose from, and you choose the normal human dudes
>>97626520The same could be said about Space Marines. Think about why people like Space Marines and you can very easily apply the same logic to Imperial Guard
>>97626523no it can't, marines have sauceguard exist entirely for historical rejects
>>97626520You’re definitely right and the guy mentioning Space marines in a similar breath as them is a total chimp, Marines have so many different aspects to them.
>>97626520I like the idea that a bunch of normal dudes are roaming the entire galaxy fighting a bunch of crazy shit.
>>97626523>space marine>normal human dudesno, the logic does apply
EDF! EDF!
>>97626532That is a solid explanation for an imaginationless hack, fair enuff.
>>97626520>You have the entire galaxy of crazy shit to choose from, and you choose the normal human dudesThe idea of normal-ass humans without any genetic modifications or cybernetic implants or the like fighting against that galaxy of crazy shit is the appeal you blockhead
>>97626544>yeah i want to be uhhhhhhh a normal humanThis is your imagination at its highest? Do you paint your dudes in the standard parade colours and play by the rulebook too you fucking fag?
>>97626520>You have the entire galaxy of crazy shit to choose fromAll the better to have the normal dudes fight and win against the crazy shit.
>>97626535Space marines at least in most books and on the tabletop are pretty much indistinguishable from a really buff dude in power armor like in Gears of War or Starcraft especially because space marines armies are a dime-a-dozen, and they’re played in a massive army instead of just being special shock troops.
Space Marines are the default basic warrior in 40k now by the sheer weight of the fanbase forcing them to be. No conflict can advance until the space marines arrive there and all battles are losing battles or terrible pyrrhic victories of attrition without them.
>the traitor shadowswords in Kill Lupercal still have aquilas on themwas this intentional or did they just screw up?
>>97626574What I don't get is why GW don't have them lose some battles, and variously shift the power dynamicsInstead it's always le spess muhrines are le best
>>97626583Making factions lose in their own books is how you get to be a laughing stock of a faction like Eldar.
Astra Militarum? Sorry, you must be confused. We play Imperial Guard, as the Emperor intended. Now excuse us, we need to go grab our Chimeras and Basilisks from the parking lot.
>>97626562>because space marines armies are a dime-a-dozenfrequency of play is not how this works.everything else you said is also retarded, but i wanted to point this one out specifically.
>>97626615
>>97626485i dont believe you and i wont until you post the de-bolted transport, faggot
>>97626615I don't really understand this new push to portray Eldar as being gayWe've already known they're gay for over twenty years now
>>97626354>versus the Slaneesh models, who are supposed to serve the god of lust, look like a methed out hag?this is a 10/10 in bongland, please understand
byooiful english rose she is
>>97625403
>>97626656a women with a dick is not gay though
>experiment with model>paint over a red orb with blue>decide it looks worse>paint it back with red>achieved literally nothing
>>97626674you're now closer to death, so is it really "achieving nothing"?
>>97625182>TQJoint admech and marine army, marine elites and characters backed by a horde of skitarii and robots. Like Iron Hands are supposedly organized with all their servitorized auxillaries.
>>97626671
>>97626682Woah...Well it also confirmed what I suspected last night, that I don't really like NecronsWish I knew about before dropping money on a kill team of them
>>97626684did you take a piss recently? you just touched a man's dick bro, that's gay af
>>97626689pee is stored in the balls
>>97626689I'm not turned on by the male sexual organ bro. But hey it's the 21st century be your true self with pride.
>>97626654I would rather have my scrotum peeled than approve a single one of you delusional requests.
Buying paints you need isn't being a gearfag right, but going "this mini sucks because my brush isn't a hobby brush" IS being a gearfag? There's a difference between admitting you need certain things and blaming your lack of skill on tools right
>>97626695>>97625223
>>97626698This is such a weird pointless question, you can paint a masterpiece compared to the average paintlet with enough repetition using just a single medium brush from china.
>>97626691true and undeniable fact>>97626693says mr penis toucher over here
>>97626698No matter what opinion you have, someone will find a way to call you a fag on the internet over it. Do what makes you happy.
>400 posts alreadyWTF
anyone else get Khorne Daemonkin battleforce and are missing sprues? I'm missing exactly half of the daemons from the box.
>>97626596That’s just meant to be the cherry on top. When 80% of tables at your LGS are “Space Marine vs Space Marine” and the other 20% is “Space Marine vs Non-Space Marine” it makes them feel far more generic. The main point is that when it comes to Space Marines as a concept, they might as well be regular dudes in hefty power armor fighting aliens like the Terran Marines fight the Zerg, they really aren’t special enough to act like its insane to compare them to regular humans when there is “an entire galaxy of crazy shit” that you can pick other than Space Marines. What makes them cool is that they’re humans fighting the horrors of the galaxy, and that’s the same appeal as the Imperial Guard just with the underdog status cranked way higher.
>>97626701But I'm not being fetishistic about it because I never imply I would enjoy the peeling. L2R
>>97626711Yes we're a very popular board with high ranking /tg/ members strewn about here.
>>97626716>But I'm not being fetishisticdoubt
>>97626719if I could shoot you with that gun that makes you feel agonizing death for millennia in seconds I would
>>97626561>and winBut that doesn't happen, they just fluff enemies until space marines show up
>>97626726Wow on an anonymous board no less, it speaks volumes of your character anon, really..
>>97626733You've done everything in your power to make sure everybody knows who you are even without your tripcode
>>97626736That's a fucking lie and you know it, just because most of my discussion involve the Armies I play does not mean I have any intention of revealing my identity here. Maybe if you posted models you would understand what I'm talking about.
>>97626740You type like nobody else here, distinctly reeking of a redditorWhy do you think everybody knows which posts are made by your faggot ass even when not tied to your dogshit models?
>*rolls to attack the next poster with my boltgun*>*actually rolling this time*
>>97626742because I have a relentless stalker who tried to expose me or use subtle dialectic tactics to draw me out and insult me for his amusement, instead of defending me from this scourge you tend to lean into it and peck at me like a vulture.
>>97626750dumbass
>>97626755I thought you said it was a cabal of wimmen on discord stalking you not just one person?I don't even think you're a real schizophrenic I think you're just stealing valor
>half the tau units like the stormsurge look fucking awesome>the other half are retarded human-esque bullshit or literal flying insects or are just boring westshit robotsWhat the hell is this faction
>>97626760Honestly I do believe there is a females only discord who likes to poke the so called "chuds" here from time to time but I also have an extremely dedicated hater who follows me around to different platforms to insult me.
>>97626765Now there's some genuine schizophrenia, I'm back in the camp of you being mentally unfit to operate in society
>>97626738>>97626750an embarrassment to the emperor himself...
>>97626767This type of talk is bad for board health so lets just drop the subject entirely and discuss Warhammer exclusively. Deal fren?
>>97626763Almost believable bait
>>97626773You're weaker than the Imperium of Man by orders of magnitude
>>97626772There's that classic tantrum when presented with his own actions and insisting he's trying to act for the betterment of the board like he didn't kill this general
>imperiumfags literally cannot even roll a dice>>97626773It's true though
>>97626783doubling down on shitty bait is very poor form
Making a custom inquisitor for my guard. Which SoB model has the biggest tits?
>>97626798Metal repentia mistress
>>97626791Remember when you tried this a few days ago and got yourself banned and you could not comprehend why lmfao
>>97626794How exactly are the Tau not an extremely mixed bag of a faction? Look at their combat patrol, some super cool figures, but then some generic infantry, and then some bullshit blue space alien shit>b-but the tau are literally blue space aliensThat's a copout from a series that doesn't have the balls to have sentient machines
>>97626767nta but you are literally the psychotic faggot he's talking about.
>>97626808I respected my bad and changed my verbiage to reflect board rules. Again I will post models to stay on topic and I would suggest you do the same.
>>97626811NTA but you are mentally unwell
>>97626814>I respected my bad and changed my verbiage to reflect board rules.No you didn't, you were back to posting in under 5 minutes going UHMMM I DONT GET WHY WAS I BANNED AND NOT HIM
>>97626818I like how you're admitting to being a huge fucking snitch, now stay on topic you god damned freak.
>>97626822>>97626778
>>97626822Nothing about that says he reported you, no wonder you think leman russ won all those fights he lost if you just read whatever you want into anything you see
>>97626832You must be fucking joking right? He's shadowing me 24/7 like a freaking leech on my ass not giving me a moment to fucking breath and enjoy the hobby here.
>>97626838Yes you've told us about your delusions hundreds of times by now but we're talking reality here
>>97626838These are not the thoughts of a sane man
>>97626848i'm surprised he hasn't starting rambeling about the cabal of women that coordinate from a super secret discord
>>97626810They are a total mixed bag faction but that is what draws many people to them.
>>97626853>cabalDoes he perchance use that specific term?
>>97626853>>97626848>>97626845How fucking hard is it for you to just talk about Warhammer 40k you fucking imbeciles?
>>97626810>doesn't have the balls to have sentient machinesNot as good bait
>>97626858How fucking hard is it for you to go back to your leddit instead of trying to make us like you for 2 years straight
>>9762686099% of the factions are human or close enough, it's a cowardly move
This is a full chris chan situation where the guys obsessed with the lolcow are just as pathetic and mentally ill as the lolcow in question.
>>97626868>>>/twitter/
>>97626866I have a reddit account which I will start to frequent more because of how deranged some of you here have become.
>>97626876Good, just stay over there! It'll be much better for your mental health
>>97626763the stormsurge is cool until you look at it from the top down and see that it's a FUCKING OPEN TOP CONVERTIBLE SERIOUSLY JAMES WHY DO YOU HIDE THIS IN ALL YOUR MARKETING SHOTS
>>97626879nta but you've actively tried to get him banned from reddit as well.
>>97626882No I haven'tThis projection of yours isn't normal behaviour
>>97626881It doesn't look cool from any angle. The open top is just the shit icing on the shit cake.
>>97626882Take your meds
>>97626888>Everyone I don't like is the same person
>>97626810You see I’m on the opposite side of this. I think the mechs are honestly dogshit. There are some cases where I can tolerate them, the broad side, and commanders are fine. Everything else looks awful though. I’m especially a fan of the vehicles and drones, I like the drones more than kroot and vespeds combined if I’ll be real. If there was a date sheet of swarm drones I’d jump on that. I just wish the army wasn’t so fucking expensive.
>>97626893That's what you said with this post yes >>97626882
>>97626882he definitely has, one of my posts just got removed with zero explanation and I have been extremely cautious.
I still can't get used to the peanut defiler, looks so stupid with the torso just being a round ball. Also looks like venomcrawler 2.
>>97626898You behave abnormally enough that I can pick you out.
>>97626905You need to really see a doctor about your fregoli delusion
>>97626908keep saying it
>>97626893Sorry he got trips, you're a genuine schizophrenic
>>97626911>people keep calling me schizophrenic>I'll keep calling them all the same person, that'll show them!
>>97626845>>97626848I've seen it with some guy hijacking other anon's posts to make it look like they're involved in the drama too. Please don't scream at me over breaking ranks or whatever but that happened.
>>97626911Notice how they swarm when you veer off the right path they have selected for you? Fucking creepy..
>>97626913you've literally done nothing but repeat this insult.
>>97626919First time posting it actually, turns out your intuition is bullshit!
>>97626913>>97626920Can you stop replying to the zero effort shitposts already
>>97626920seems legit.
>>97626873wtf does this have to do with twitter
I would extend the question to wtf does any of this have to do with 40K
>>97626927this general is dead and only for shitposting now, if you want to discuss 40k go elsewhere
I can't decide if World Eaters are hyperkino or are just yet another space marines but not faction
why is this general so much more bussin than hhg?
No my model doesn't look like shit, he is deliberately weathered and aged, it's just a coincidence that it looks like shit when this technique is applied
>>97626927ignore all negative posts like this, they are done by nomodels satanists who wish to do harm to righteous modelers.
>>97626932world eaters are epic, the cult legions are the least space marine of the space marines
>>97626933Because this is where big things happen and where people who matter are gathered. Outsiders be warned, this place is not for the faint of heart.
For someone who is meant to be the blood/skull god, that doesn't look like much of either
>>97626947Its blood red and got skulls all the fuck over it what the hell do you want?
>>97626939your airbrushing looks like shit btw
>>97626947It's a daemon engine, made by people, not by Khorne, and it's not Khorne himself.
>>97626933HH isn’t a very popular game. 40k is the most popular game (wargame)
>>97626952What is the point of this post? To belittle me or make me feel bad about how my models look? What is the purpose anon? I beg you to tell me what you get out of making me feel bad and btw Ive never used an airbrush.
I've realized that I prefer painting dark models but they don't come out well in photos.Harakoni sentinel.
>>97626958But the model is LITERALLY called "Khorne, Lord of Skulls" not some shit like like "Effigy of Khorne"
>direct insult>what is the meaning of this??? to make me feel bad???lmao
>>97626962>>>/reddit/
>>97626967Idk what you're talking about because this model is sensational, really nice job on the wash and weathering as well as the basing. Overall 6-7 out of 10 on the review anons chart.
>>97626962>To belittle me or make me feel bad about how my models look?BothIf you post your models every thread then they better look like eye sexBut noThey're midAirbrushing is for faggots who don't actually like painting
>>97626967That's very cool BatemanHow did you do that subtle rust effect?
>>97626972No, it's called "Khorne Lord of Skulls", not "Khorne, Lord of Skulls". Khorne as an adjective. Like Khorne Berserkers.
>>97626983I see, then I KNEEL
>>97626991>Baww you're le nazithe real reason you've been obsessing over this guy for months on end.
>>97626980wdym?
>>97626998See the subtle orange rust, how did you do that? It's like it was constantly rained on and only just started moving, it's good stuff anon
>>97626980NTA but it just looks like dabs of Reikland Fleshshade in key spots
>>97626979hell yeah, airbrushing is cheating and gay
>>97626993Guess what mohindurThere are dozens of people who cant stand the decalnigger redditor and not for your scapegoat reasons
>>97627002I blobbed on some darkoath flesh contrast paint and then streaked it down with a clean, slightly wet brush. Like people do with oils. Looks better IRL.
>>97626938We love oil sloppa here
>>97627016>Posts getting deleted>Still can't help himself
>>97627008For me it's just the impersonal nature of airbrushingThe effort that good layer painting requires is half of the funThere is no other feeling on earth than going full zen mode while listening to music or a braindead podcast/stream vod and painting your model up from the undercoat by hand. <alomg every last crevice of the model your own. This sounds incredibly gay and sexual but it isn't.
>>97627039><alomgmaking*I am drunk and have dyslexia so my typing is schizo sometimes
>>97627039I didn't read this post but the poster strikes me as a highly sexual gay, and I am rarely wrong about such things
>>97627008Aren’t tau the one faction that demands to be airbrushed
>>97627039>he doesn't like slowly flicking the dual-action trigger of a sleek Japanese airbrush back and forth and making atomized paint squirt outYou are gay.
>>97626972>>97626983Kek this is like when people get confused by Pagan statues of their gods Person A: 'Here is Athena" Person B: "This golden statue is literally Athena"A: "yes?"Even though person A means this is a statue that represents Athena and she can interact through the world through it hence why you would pray and sacrifice to the statue, while person B think the statue is the god itself, physically just not moving.Anyway does chaos guy build statues of the gods. Like a great pig guy siting on a brass throne atop a pile of skulls in some city square
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>>97627039Airbrushing is good. Slop mills like awaken realms churning stuff out as quick as humanly possible so they can make money off comission painting give it a bad rep.They'll just do some colour modulation plus a flashy bright osl highlight and leave it there.
>>97627049only if ur gay
>>97627065ban evading already huh
>>97627049I haven't painted a whole army but I did a Broadside for the hell of it and it was incredibly easy to hand paint and really fun to edge highlight
>>97627065>immediately ban evades
>>97626505I'll go with the Navy Breachers then, thanks>>97626515I agree, the eavy metal team painted them in such a boring scheme>>97626499>Solar Auxilia make good kitbash folder when paired with knights.True, and the navy breachers seem harder to kitbash, but I prefer them aesthetically. Might just go with them then. Thanks for posting your orhlacc stuff though, very gemmy
>>97627065Is this real or can you just choose your skin colour in this game?
>>97627081maybe you should take the hint and fuck off
>>97627033>23:09:50>>97627065>23:16:50"Fully respected", am I right
>>97627087nta but you do not understand how this website works at all.
>>97627065If I'm starting space wolves using the marine half of Leviathan box, what should I prioritize next for a decent 1k? It's gay the biologis can't be used, but I'll proxy him as a priest I guess.
>>97627093I don't get banned often enough to have an intimate understanding of the ban systemBecause I am not a mentally ill retard
>>97627081You're such a sad lying little faggot
>>97627098Holy fuck the eyes looks like pure dogshitlike you smeared lipstick all over it
>>97627098Okay that knight needs to genuinely be redone. It’s horrendously ugly.
>>97627100I mean bro you know the Thunderwolf Cavalry for sure and I mean prob around 6 in a 1k and then you def need Bjorn. You got some work to do my young pup.
I want to play Death Guard, but I'm a bit wary because apparently they're the best army in the game right nowI'd only play against friends and maybe some casual LGS matches, never competitive
>>97627098The wolf knights are cool, where do you get the heads?
>>97627120>its much sharper in personIt being in person doesn't remove the painted """osl""" that's where it couldn't be
>>97627117Competitive and casual pickup games are day and nightJust know the person you play againstThey're either an optimizing mathhammer fag or they're not
>>97627119Iron Wolf Minis, very cool options for choas and reg SW. >>97627122Well we all can't be Picasso ffs anon
>>97627120all of your models consistently look like shit from all the garbage you post so I highly doubt it
>>97627126Yeah but normally people yknow, get better at something when they do it over and over
APATHY FOR THE APATHY GOD
>>97627101You also couldn't follow the reply chain.
>Everyone says the new Drukhari box is absolutely dogshit and will get folded against another Combat PatrolIs this true?
>>97627132slightly unrelated, but MOBA players taught me that many people can be shit and stay shit for basically everysome people actually hacve 1000 hours in the game and can't even beat people who have been playing for 50same goes for painting, if you never try new methods and don't consciously try to improve, you get stuck in limbo forever
HOOOOLY FUCKING KINO
>>97627117Embrace it. But really if you collect using rule of cool you'll have nothing to worry about.
>>97627145>How many times have you told me my models are fuck uglyjust once since I'm here like twice a weeknot everyone who thinks you're an annoying faggot with no real skills is the same person
>>97627145Stay on redditWe're sick of you coming here to get your humiliation fetish satisfied
>>97627144That's because ASSFAGGOTS players never take personal responsibility, it's why they play teamshit instead of a gentlemans 1v1 gameAlso it applies to painting, to get better at painting, you must accept you are new and shit, and that's how you get better
>>97627153>not everyone who thinks you're an annoying faggot with no real skills is the same personThis is how I know you're a disingenuous scum bucket
>>97627126Recognizing correct and incorrect OSL is not a painstaking or thought-intensive task, anon.>can a straight line be drawn from the "light-emitting" part of the model to the part that I'm about to paint lighting on>if yes, sure>if no, don't do it
>>97627145>a member hereget a load of this faggot
>>97627153Weird how every poster obsessively posting about this guy are just chipping in for their first post this thread.
>>97627157>ASSFAGGOTS players never take personal responsibilityIt's the women's genre of pvp vidya, then.What does assfaggots stand for again, anyway? I don't even remember when I forgot it.
>>97627166mmm yes keep wildly firing trying to paint us all as one person you'll surely get it right one of these times!
>>97627170Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides
>>97627170>aeon of strife style fortress attack game going on two sides
>>97627178>>97627179Right. I only half-remembered the SFAG part.
MODS = GODS
>>97627188arr space marine look same
I play Dark Angels
>built Votann army>Maelstrom fluff has Kin teaming up with Dark Eldar, deldar taking the population and the squats taking the mineral rightsMaybe I should pick up a Drukhari combat patrol or something
>>558503423Reading this post made me realise how true it is.Are CSM at large even aware of the Tau, has the black legion thought off a nid hive fleet? Or is it just a few micro warbands that have experience fighting nids like that one khornate warband that loves defence sieges and teleported inside a nid bioship and kill everything and waiting to be boarded by more nids. Do the Tau even know about the Eye of Terror, do they even understand what the necrons are? Do the eldar have any great rivalries with some ork warbosses or clan? No, its all just imperium centric
>>97627196How many cocks did you suck yesterday?
>>97627120The whole thing looks bad. The winking eyes could actually work if you put effort into it and cleaned it up but as it stands it looks lazy and sloppy like you didn't really care and just wanted to get it finished. Same with the "glow" on the shield and lance.I see exactly zero highlights or shading on the white and trim save a shoddy panel line which it looks like you've done in acrylic like an amateur.The silver undercarriage and legs look acceptable for a brand new painter who's just discovered drybrushing but you've left so many details blank like the leg cables, hip tubes, lance housing and exhausts that it looks unfinished. The seams on the hips are completely unacceptable and I would strip this model for those alone.If I can say anything positive about this the amount of decals you've applied helps the model look better than it actually is
>>97627188idk why they removed those comments, maybe the lefty mob mods are here..
>>97627214we did have octarius at least, though that still had imperial involvement
>>97627224One less than you.
The mods are deleting peoples posts because they want you all to shut the fuck up about this stupid edrama bullshit. So shut the fuck up.
>>97627234you sucked three cocks yesterday then?
>>97627229Orks just like warring with anybody, there's no story of like a space marine chapter or some xenos species having a grudge with a distinct clan or warboss. Hell ork clans are pretty downplayed when orks fighting anything non ork, they get flanderised into being big green boys who like shooting and fighting and going fast. xenos are really npcs of 40k compared to the different races of fantasy (which is what I linked in that post) who have clear and unique relationships with each other. in 40k its all space marines vs other space marines
>>97627226Post models
>>97627235>The mods are deleting peoples posts>peoplesOne person is not "peoples">because they want you all to shut the fuck up about this stupid edrama bullshit.They want one person to shut up period.
>>97626441>completely out in the open>convenient block of models epically facing down the enemy>another squad coming in from offscreen to reinforce >new squad not behind cover, just completely out in the open and have 0 chance of making a charge so they're just going to instantly dieWow, what a neat setpiece. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're either staging your shots, which isn't even a big deal if you're not pretending it's a real game, or just bad at the game itself. Which also isn't necessarily a big deal, but I doubt you have the mental fortitude to admit either of those things.
>>97625403Finished the Wardog that was jockeying with the Kratos as my collage submission.
>>97627252Dude obviously I want to take a pic before the slug-fest begins so I can have more models in the picture, you sound like a retarded nogames freakazoid
>>97627258I really like the red light pic and snow theme anon! The trees great for scale. I respect the self restraint to not use a horse/deer skull or have antlers/horns on it to be the over done Wendigo aesthetic
>>97627276I mean that's definitely the angle I'll be taking the Possessed/Demon Prince/etc for the infantry but yeah the knights (and most units) will be a lot more vanilla.
>>97627265I play 1-2 games a week, but okay.
>>97627250>post models post without posting your own Sure here are mine
Why the flying fuck am I being rate limited on Lexicanum?I wasn't botting or anything, sure I opened a bunch of tabs like an autist that's what a wiki is for.
>>97627265Nice dodge. By focusing on the "slugfest" you could almost make someone forget about the other half of what I said about a unit standing in the middle of nowhere.
>>97627293>>97627283There is literally no winning with you slumlords
>>97627280Its a cool aesthetic it just feels like every other forest monster is a wendigo inspired these days. Even though wendigos are meant to look like how they do Until Dawn/ or like pic related and not deer headed monsters.Maybe im being too judgey and shouldn't let seppo teens and their tropes with horror ruin a great aesthetic
>>97627303That's correct so stop spending half of every thread trying, please
>>97627303Feel free to stop ban evading anytime
>>97627312No thanks I am not a faggot quitmaxxer, I will reign victorious over their corpses at some point.
>>97627251>Durrr>>97627033 among others
>>97627303Oh god, please let this be your moment of clarity and leave forever.
>>97627315It's seriously fucking annoying to people who would otherwise have no stake in this.
>>97627315Literally just ignore them. You don't have to quit, just let them act out.
>>97627322>>>97627293Dude wtf do you want me to do? I can't post a single fucking model without them verbally raping me until I respond ffs...
New thread doko?
>>97627327World Eaters have a retard for a Primarch and Death Guard are led by a hilarious fat stink elephant which people relate to Warhammer chuds, its really up to you my peep.
>>97627325Ignore and don't respond. That's it, there's no trick or anything, that's all.
>>97627327IMO DG has better minis, also objectively a more complete range. Also a good time to start them because their new combat patrol is actually good.>>97627332It's on page 4, there are 3 /40kg/s in the catalog, we're fine.
>>97627333wtf why did that random question get removed? It seemed innocent enough..
>>97627333I deleted the post because I thought about what I'd rather paint, and Death Guard wonWE do look super cool though
>>97627332post 48 taucoom images first
>>97627333>decalpedo still seething over the world eating GOD
>>97627354Why the fuck do you defend that retard lol?
>>97627140Someone answer me?
>>97627360I don't reply to reddit factions
>>97627360Yeah sure let me grab my crystal ball and peer into the future real quick so I can see what product decisions GW will make a couple months from now.
Post units where the helmets are this.
>>97627367Votann.
>>97627311Oh it's definitely fair, I just wanted so sort of expand /mydudes/ past WoW Scourge-in-40k and thought it'd be a fun way to approach them as technically something canon-friendly (Formless Distortion angle similar to TC's Path of the Beast + Norweigan/Native American vibes)
>>97627367>>97627369Has Leagues of Votann shitposting upgraded from Destiny to Halo?
>>97627140I hear it's inferior to the previous one which seems a lot more fun compared to just 2 monsters and 2 of the same squad type.
>>97627356because he mogged your furfaggot primarch
Reminder
>>97627378Mogging the fratboy of 40k doesn't feel all that special in my arrogant opinion.
>>97625223Wolf players get really upset when you even hint at a stereotype about them. My local EC player gets called all sorts of derogatory shit, but the Wolf dude lost his mind when he got called a dogfucker for once.
Are admech augmentation procedures like pic related for menials?
>>97627391The pain is weakness of the flesh leaving your body.
Maybe the real peeps were the freak simian peers we made along the way?>Inb4 please stay on topic nomodels
>>97627356Angron is one of the most entertaining characters in the setting and the world eaters are the premiere chaos marines despite a decade of death guard getting astroturfed for a reason
>Angron, the Primarch of the World Eaters, isnot "retarded" in a literal sense, but his brain was severely damaged and physically replaced by the Butcher's Nails implants, leaving him in constant agony and able to feel only rage. He devolved into a bestial, bloodthirsty entity driven by relentless pain rather than tactical intellect. Via Grok
>>97627407Sounds like a literal savage animal to me..
>>97627407The old fluff had Angron 'the Red Angel' taking the role of Sanguineous as the one primarch everyone else got on with and liked, he was most successful primarch, the most conquests so when he walks on Terra during the siege of the Palace the defenders are shocked to see him transformed into a demon.I personally have the headcanon that the nails are just a benign bio-enhancement from the DAOT and the stuff about it making them suffer in pain if they're not killing and making you a retard is just imperial propaganda.
We’re one magacock away from a new thread
>>97627407>>97627412>>97627432>bro just wanted to die>doesn't die>cursed with not dying;-;... angybwos... redeem him...
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>>97627445
>>97627452I knew you were still here you little scumlord
>>97627457
>>97627466Is this supposed to be your family or something you retard? I'm a bit confused..
>>97627468It’s my harem
>>97627475I hope they can give birth to your children anon, godspeed.
>>97627457Yeah I came back for the collage but I kinda dig how the mods seem to finally be less tolerant of you
I hope this is more than one person and not just a single obnoxious mongoloid shitposting and replying to himself over this space wolf autism. It's every fucking thread man, it's so tiring.
>>97627457And who do you think "you" is in this instanceJust for a laugh, I wanna see your schizo predictions
>>97627494I've been totally subservient to their requests and been able to avoid an outright ban for lengthy periods now. I wish you good luck in your collage endeavors my sweet prince...you'll need it..
>>97627497Post models with TS or make like a banana and split bitch.
>>97627504You know the rulesYou make the demand, you have to post yours with timestamp first No your timestamps you posted 15 days ago don't count
>>97627505
>>97627507Can you stop ban evading already
>>97627507Yeah that's what I thoughtFuck off ban evader
>>97627508>>97627510No one is ban evading you subhuman shit eater, stop making things personal because of your feminine instincts to freak out.
>>97627391The grimderp story I heard years ago and never confirmed for myself is that to get robot legs as a skitarii, they just strap you to a table and anglegrind your legs down to a good spot.
>>97627376>Have guns>Have melee>Have two vehicles>GW got rid of this for some reason
>>97627515Yeah you just had all your posts deleted three times in one thread they definitely didn't ban you haha
>>97627495You know that pic makes me think what iconic animals still dont have a chapter representing them?There's no whale chapter, despite being the biggest animals ever and being so long lived. No elephant themed chapter. No vulture or scavenger bird like that themed chapter.Strange they went with wolves (werewolfs), salamanders (reptilians dragons not irl ones) as the two founding chapters and then kind of gave up. We don't even have a proper eagle chapter despites eagles being the animal representation of the imperium. Why no helmets modeled like eagles heads? There's no bear or lions or dragon chapters wither despite being common heraldry animals. I know there's the black dragons but they're wolverine X men chapters not true draconic knight chapters.Hell we don't even have a chapter that embodies a theoretical concept like the crucible knights do from Elden Ring. You think they'd be a whole cult centred on the astronomicon and light worship (since the Emperor creates it) thus over time a chapter evolves centered around being astronomicon knights thanks for reading my blog
>>97627523it's insane how the combat patrols keep getting worse variety across the board.
>>97627528Good blog, but true, I can't think of any chapters that goes to the same lengths to put the animal shit into their armour like wolves or salamanders do.
>>97627528>>97627556Someone needs to make the space coyotes
>>97627528Raven Guard are so sneaky they got forgotten.Also the Custodes is the "eagle chapter". Nobody else can wear the Emperor's sigil of eagle and lightning but them. For the rest of the animals, I'm not surprised that elephants and whales got so extinct, they were forgotten.Same with tigers, despite them being so cool as animals.
>>97627582>Raven Guard are so sneaky they got forgotten.Shit true I did forget. Still they don't get bird themed helms like the wolfs do. Which is weird since there's quite a few bird themed chapters.>Custodes is the "eagle chapter". Nobody else can wear the Emperor's sigil of eagle and lightning but themWe're gonna have to agree to disagree since I'm talking about chapters like solar hawks, raptors, black and white consuls who are eagle themed. >elephants and whales got so extinct, they were forgotten.Fair enough thats logical but since its 40k those animals still exist somewhere in the setting and wouldn't be out of place. I mean there is a memory of whales in the Imperium since they call void whales void whales
Mordian Glory is making fun of 10th edition again.
>>97627560>Google space coyotes out of morbid curiosity>first result is orange and teal marineslmao
>>97627598>I'm talking about chapters like solar hawks, raptors, black and white consuls who are eagle themed.100% right. I was mostly talking back in legion days. Nowadays everyone is rocking the eagle. That said I think only the Custodes has the one headed eagle surrounded by lightning that represents the Emperor.Also you forgot Imperial Knights. Dont they have an even more animal themed heraldry than the marines?
>>97627615>you forgot Imperial KnightsI don't read fluff about loyalist knights and know like nothing about them. Still don't know what the difference is between knights and titans, since the largest knights are as big if not bigger than the smallest titans (or am I wrong there).I mean choas knights have a dog/canine theme from what ive seen since they come with dog skull helmets for them, while loyalist don't have a central animal theme. >only the Custodes has the one headed eagle surrounded by lightning that represents the Emperor.Yeah thats true, them and the thunder warriors were the only ones that had that symbol on their armour. I wonder if SoS could have the eagle and lightning symbol and their armour if they wanted to since they're also talons of the Emperor
>>97627605Tell him to grow a chin with some balls
>>97627606Should be tan armor and dark leather cloth with some white and red highlights to sort of mimic native American dress and the coyote's natural colors.
>>97627452Saved for future use
Dreadnought assault!
>>97627605Mordian glory is grifting on 4chan again
>>97626468Really love this one, I'm a big fan of power fists and idea that he decided to go double melee is funny to me
Was painting my tomb crawler and absolutely fell in love with red paint, so World Eaters here I cum
>>97627365Just ask Valrak and you will know what happens in future
>>97625478Spacemarines sat at their PCs, invading alien message boards and trolling their enemies.
>>97625585Only if you like to trigger GW sunk cost autists. "ONLY THE LATEST THING PRODUCED BY GW IS ALLOWED IN A GW GAME! NO 3RD PARTY PROXIES ALLLOWED! IF I SPENT A FORTUNE ON GW PRODUCTS< SO SHOULD YOU! EVERY GW GAME SHOULD BE AN ADVERT FOR POTENTIAL GW CUSTOMERS! REEEEEEE!"I would allow it though, because I'm not such a cunt. My 'Tiger tank' Leman Russ tanks would have fun fighting that.
>>97625316I walk 30 minutes just to get to the station yankfat
>>97627605Buy an ad
>>97627855maybe a brit's time is worthless but 30 minutes to commute just for a game shop is ridiculous when there are faster alternatives
>>97627861Oh not for the lgs, that's a 15 minute walk away so I go direct
>>97627360Can you, like, ask something not Dark Eldar?
>>97627861>30min commute is too long to engage in my hobbyIf you're an American, you should know 30 minutes to get anywhere is pretty quick.
>>97627872I live in the boonies and my LGS is a 10 minute drive but fuck you if you think I'm wasting time walking there
>>97625374>remove death guard only units>run them as The Purge (CSM) instead of Death Guard>problem solved
>>97625316By now you could've walkes there 10 times overThat time passed anyway, you could've been painting hours agoLet this be reminder to the rest of you anons, doing something slow is better than not doing anything at all
>>97625516>>97625360IG would be better if Cadia, Krieg and Catachan were codex supplements like spess merines and the rest like Attilans, Steel guys and penis legions were alt guardsmen.
>>97625763>le mustache twirling anti-villain who works with marvel's aveng- I mean "the avenging son" and iron ma- I mean "cawl" to stop le thanos man from snapping the imperium out of existence>and is a wacky guy who also does a little coollecting of people and putting them in his time museum, as a treatHe's cool for 30yo millennial female streamers using anime avatars and skin care to obscure their age and boyfriend.
>>97625533It would be better if they had more shit that doesn't exist, like the last Laer or something. Having shit from the tabletop is mostly boring.>>97625539Lol what the fuck>Sons of Horus helmet>except it's a primaris helmet which is impossible
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>>97627917>the primaris heresy
It's sad how this general has been infected with redditors with undeniably reddit opinions that cannot be convinced that their opinions are in fact, reddit. Real 4chan niggas don't even read BL schlock. Real channeranians be reading 4th edition codices and that's that
>>97627921I dont read any fluff at all, I just like painting miniatures
>>97627921real niggaz cant read
>>97627908Based retard
>>97627605How would one create a board? I'm thinking something like a jungle with a catwalk and shit. I know at some LGS in my city, they have a blue Necron themed board. Doesn't Kill Team make some new board every year or 6 months where the board has some rule set to it? I remember there was one over the ocean and you had to roll to jump over the next platform if you didn't have a Jetpack or else you fall and die.
>>97627932hey you know what, I admit I don't follow racist resin civil war reenactments in space, but primaris-style detailing on heresy equipment is fucking stupid. Especially since GW still refuses to let 30k stuff be non-legends.
>>97627921>no true 4chinzgay
>>97627921Actually I mostly consoom nu stuff because thinking about anime and warhammer from 2007 makes me want to literally kill myself since all the weeb girls I thought were cute in 9th grade are now gross old hags.
>>97627938anon that's a mark 4 helmet
>>97627938Anon I...
>>97627941>>97627949I refuse your primaris slop.
lads lets try make the next thread a bit better
how would you fix the reputation of the night lords?>conditional: can't bring back their primarch, he's dead
>>97628000I actually already made it, I just didn't bother to link it because I didn't see we were only on page 6 here. Figured I'd let it wind down a bit more first. Either way it's in the catalog when people are ready.
i want more primarch slopmcu style
>>97628009
I thought Sanguinus and the Angel were two different characters
>>97628001Fix what? They're a broken legion of criminals and cowards that don't fight fairly and jobs whenever they do. What's to change about that?
>>97628027They feel like a B-tier chaos legion
>>97628033They are meant to be a B-tier chaos legion.
I got my Emperor's Children box all painted up. This is my first 40k army in over 10 years. Got a Land Raider and Sorcerer to take it up to 1000 points.Any recommendations to take it to 1500? I was thinking Demon Prince, Maulerfiend and some Terminators. I know Terminators aren't supposed to be that good, I just think Chaos Termies look cool.
how would you fix the reputation of the iron hands?>conditional: can't bring back their primarch, he's dead
>>97628001Arguably the Red Corsairs update could have been focused on them since they're also mostly pirates and mercenaries nowadays.>>97628033Give them a named character model then, and an upgrade sprue that's not part of a KT or CP box.
>>97628001What's that N symbol? Seems familiar..
>>97628050nhentai, just in case you're not fucking around
>>97628001shadowy partnership with belakor and some dark eldar kabals
Nigh Lords drool, Huron rules
>>97628033Is that why they got their own unit and two detachments before anyone else?
>>97628045Its simple.The Iron Hands named after Ferrus Manus, which means Irons Hands who was named for his Iron Hands who have iron hands, will find the spirit of Iron Hands by following where he guides them in their ship the Fist of Iron. There the Iron Hands, following the soul of Iron Hands, making sure their iron hands machine spirit is appeased, will arrive on a field where there will be a giant Iron Hand reaching to the sky. The Iron Hand's, named after their Pirmarch Ferrus Manus which means Irons Hands and was named for his Iron Hands, who have iron hands, will find the headless spirit of Iron Hands. Following where Ferrus Manu,s which means Iron Hands, guides them in their main ship of the Iron Hands chapter the Fist of Iron. There the Iron Hands, following the soul of Iron Hands, making sure their iron hands machine spirit is appeased, will arrive on a field where there will be a giant Iron Hand reaching into the sky as an eclipse hangs over head. The Iron Hands with their iron hands follow Iron Hands and his iron hands out of the fist of Iron.There their guide, the spirit of Iron Hands named for his iron hands, will reveal himself as not being the real Iron Hands and instead a daemonic trick by the ancient enemies of the Iron Hands, the Emperor's Children. The Iron Hands Iron Hands will cease functioning due to daemonic energy shattering their belief that the flesh is weak and the machine is strong. the Iron Hands will fight a futile slaughter in the Shadow on the Iron Hand that dominated the landscape as Iron Hand uses his iron hands to slaughter Iron Hands. A repeat of the drop site massacre that utterly wipes out the Iron hands, betrayed by their Iron Hands and murdered by the corrupted spirit of their father Iron hands using his own iron hands.
Is it tedious to paint so many Tyranids? That's the only thing stopping me from taking the plunge on them, I feel I'd get burnt out painting like 25 dudes the same way, even if at the end it looks pretty sweet
>>97627528>Space Whales>Owns every suit of power armor, every weapon, every vehicle, every limited edition equipment the Imperium releases>Suspiciously wealthy>Has incredible odds of winning battles with little effort>Angry Marines levels of rage whenever they lose with endless bitter messages sent to their opponents and the Imperium>Refuses to acknowledge that their arsenal gives them any sort of advantage and that their success is all based on skill>Chapter Moto: "What are you, poor?"
>>97628045Change their color scheme from black-that-wished-to-be-iron to an actual metallic paint and integrate the martian orange because you're to strengthen their tie them more tightly with the admech>but da lawr says they hate emthat's just the blacked library writers inserting their contrarian daddy issues in every faction they writeThey're the tech marines, they go hand in hand with the tech imperials, simple as
>>97628056>Jobber Faggot A is better than Jobber Faggot B
>>97628069contrast paint was made for nids, makes it so much easier
we might need a new bread
Why don't they ever add new races?
>>97628054>>97628001>be newfag>first introduction to 40k was rogue trader>gay ass space wolf is the SM therecringe>dark heresy>nightchads come upkino
>>97628069You can paint them in different colors, there are ways for different schemes with some adjacent elements to sit side by side neatly.Their original fluff had some guides for how they were painted, older organisms became pale and almost squidbone-like, a number of elite biomorphs had patterns on their plates from fluorescent microorganisms, and depending on role or brood you might have had an inversion of the colours of "skin" and carapace as they might be spawned with a more or less flexible armouror have natural camos or intimidation displays on the parts meant to face the enemy
>>97628009>my space dad is stronger than your space dad!What causes this?
>>97628083because gw is too successful, and their fanbase is too engrossed in what 40k already is and have had over the course of its history, that gw has little to no incentive in creating truly new stuff instead of digging out some older stuff or expanding what's already there
>>97628092probably the>my chapter is stronger than your chapter!that preceded it
>>97628092overconsuption of normie media
>>97625478>survive a raid after killing the enemy cheiftain>stolen from the few remaining members of your tribe at 13>forced to kill other children to prove your worth>be subjected to tortures that would break any man to become a flesh killing machine>endure the most brutal training regime through sheer murderous willpower>Ok, Brother Thaddeus, you'll be in the customer support rhino. No, you won't need a powerbackpack or a bolter, just keep an eye on that screen and shout if anything moves fast into our position"
>>97628083(truly) xenos races don't sell as well as humans
>>97628083>>97628093>>97628083We should be gratefulBecause two doors down in the world of Magic they're adding so much retarded shit every 2 months
>>97628001give them the vampire aesthetic instead of the blood angels
>>97628105They are the Vlad Tepes/Sabbath vampires. Blood Angels are the Count Dracula/Camarilla vampires
>>97628117>Vlad TepesI am planning to make my Master of Excutions a Master of Impalement instead.
>>97628009whats the go with number 2 & 11?
>>97628123Unknown primarchs originally for your to make up your OC for.At least it was back then. I don't know what GW are doing with them now.
>>97628075Kek I didn't even consider that type of whale when I thought of them. I was picturing the animal so very friendly like the salamanders, work with their 'pod' as a unified unit and going into the deepest darkest parts of the galaxy. Your idea is very fun though, true kleptomaniac marines
>>97628127>I don't know what GW are doing with them now.nothing, as always
>>97628129Probably for the best.
>>97627207>Never thought I would commit warcrimes 50-50 with an aeldari>what about 50-50 with a fellow AnCap?>Aye. Aye I could do that
>>97628033That's because they are.
>>97628009Why are they all brown
>>97628136brown hobbygo away white man
>>97628136oxidised in the air
>>97628009>draws Khan as asianWhen will they learn?
So are Chaos Demons a 40k army or a Fantasy army?
>>97628154neither, they're not an army
>>97628069As long as you pick your colour scheme right, for termagants and other horde minis clean up and assembly probably takes longer than the actual painting. That's probably the actual main reason I haven't finished painting the horde of cheap termagants I bought. I just hate the mould line cleaning and sanding part.
>Maelstrom's got a traitor guard general as a Red Corsair warlord RnH bros... we're so fucking back
