Eldar Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97647797>Thread questionWhat's would you do to buff your favourite army and nerf your most hated army?
>Eldar Edition
How will they fuck up (you)r army in 11th?
>>97651018Well, let’s see that hellblaster progress pic you totally have
>>97651018>office reaction imagefuck off back to r*ddit, slopper
>>97651027The month literally just started and it was announced yesterday you punk.
>>97651029>it was announced yesterdayWhat was?
>>97651029>lying already >>97650881post those progress pics you were yotally about to
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97651018>paleolithic gif
You fuck heads have got all the discord groups circulating these around like they are real now
>>97651034hellblaster community collage
>>97651006>TQ>Favorite factionBuff tyranid datasheets (almost all of them)Totally rework battleshock to make it worth a fuckMake synapse full fearless again>Least favorite factionRemove them as a standalone army and make them a sub faction again
>>97651048fake and gay changes
>Newcomer listening to Emperor Text to Speech for the first timeThis really what GW got their panties in a twist about?
>>97651055Of course they are because they were made up here
>>97651023i would not be surprised to see them destroy admech fucking again
>>97651056They were absolutely fine with TTS, the creator wanted to stop as he ran out of ideas.He had not updated for over a year when he cancelled it and made it clear her was not contacted by GW to do do.
>think about using repentia as a replacement for tzaangors>also think about using one of the chainswords to give my dude a giant chainsword>repentia are on 28mm bases and tzaangors are on 32mm bases meaning I'd have to buy a pile of 32mm bases>and because of scale difference the chainswords are actually not big at all by space marine standardsWhy must the birdoids be an inevitability? I almost want to give up on TSons and just go back to nothing but crons.
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
>>97651042i'm warnin you, if this one doesn't get explained to me, you could be creating another archivefag.did someone confuse one with lamentors? or is a sperg about outdated lore?
>>97651029You’re a lying clown faggot, got it. Just like the fridge, you will never be on the collage lmao
>>97651048jesus fucking christ
My corsairs' wraith and psykers are all done now. Later I'll pick up their new flyer
>>97651036how funny would it be if it turned out he didn't paint a single model on his own
>>97651036I was talking about other models I have progress pics of that I never posted due to mockery.
>>97651034Some anons said that they'd make a hellblaster collage to clown on decalfag. Then the guy organizing it said he'd let decalfag on it and all the anons who was gonna do it decided to bail
>>97651083its unironically looking like that's the case>>97651084progress involves paint not gray models
>>97651087You're a piece of shit do you know that?
>>97651084Did you ever fill the gaps in them?
>>97651087>Then the guy organizing it said he'd let decalfag on itI didn't know that until today. Good thing the LGS was closed yesterday, because I would've bought hellblasters otherwise.
>>97651084You just have to put the fugly wolf head on knights...
>>97651099>>97651095Why don't you just ignore them and post your own models or talk to someone else here.
How do I get better at painting? I need to highlight shit and make it look prettier than just base colors.>just paint moreYes but I’ll fuck up my models if I don’t have somewhat of an idea of what I’m doing
>>97651094I could say the same to you. But I prefer not to be too mean to the intellectually challenged.
>>97651104I'm asking a legitimate hobbying question
>>97651104That's rich, coming from someone who compulsively bitches about eldar.
>>97651109Ok yea everything was cleaned and properly trimmed you may move on now.
>>97651087>>97651096he has to post multiple progress pics with written time stamps to be allowed on which I don't think he'll ever do
>>97651113Why are you so hostile to anyone even asking a questionI can see why people do not like you
>>97651118Because you are trying to nitpick and prod me for your amusement, don't try and turn this on me.
>>97651104Merely stating fact.
>>97651127I was trying to help you and you acted out, as I was told you would.You need to calm down, stalker child.
>>97651105just paint morewe all have fucked up models from when we started, you can strip the paint if you are unhappy with it
>>97651133>stalker childThat's what I thought, I knew you'd rear your ugly face at some point.
>>97651139You have a criminal obsession that fuels your clinical delusions. This is how you've chosen to end your life. Enjoy prison.
>>97651118>Why are you so hostile to anyone even asking a questionBecause he is compulsively hostile to people unless he's trying to kiss up to them, so he assumes everyone else behaves the same way. He does not possess the capacity for theory of mind, which is something 5-year-olds and even some birds have.
>>97651149and here you go again with the end of life prison spiel, get lost freak show.
>>97651048>tv screen for discorddios mio
>>97651056Every time I try watching it I give up at the point where it stopped being 5-10 minute shitposts. Are the later episodes worthwhile?
>>97651150he's not being genuine you idiot, he's the guy spamming about my end of life scenarios from yesteday. Just ignore him please.
Good evening folks. One of those threads, eh?
>>97651160>>97651156Can you please remain on topic?
>>97651076I'm assuming anon is schizophrenic enough to have joined the ritualposters to own the ritualposters or something ignore him
>>97651164As long as the mutant is present it'll always be one of those threads. He'll act like a complete nog, get ragebaited until he gets banned, evade to continue bitching, and then blame everyone but himself. But he'll also pretend that /40kg/ is better than ever if anyone else says the threads are terrible.
>>97651172How long has he been around anyway? Has he beaten out the edgecoc yet in terms of longevity?
>>97651172>>97651180Please don't samefag your own trash posts and stay on topic.
>>97651180I think it's been two or three years, hasn't it? I wouldn't actually know since I only pop into /40kg/ for a month or two at a time.
>>97651188If only you'd pop off a cliff and save us all the trouble.
>>97651191Why are you like thisAt least try to be on topic
Did someone say Hellblasters?
>>97651210Because he's as black as his favorite chapter.
These threads manI disappeared for a bit but damn its still the same old shitIdk if its like a coordinated attempt to make this place unusable by somebody who got their feelings hurt at some point or just hyper-dedicated trolling but this shit is extremely cringe at this point
>>97651220Hell yeah, good to see you
>>97651220absolutely sensational models Sallyking, love your take on them. >>97651225maybe its best you leave for good
>>97651220This shit fucking sucks.
>>97651230I guess youre the guy or?
>>97651235Yes
>>97651235there is no "guy", you're falling for weak schizo bait and letting it control the decisions you make. Just ignore the negative posts towards modelers and discuss Warhammer. Its the fucking easy man.
>>97651160They are not threats. You are clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalkers facing multiple felony charges for crimes against my family. The consequences of those crimes is prison. Not a threat, just reality. Enjoy
>>97651191Silence, wretched simian. Stay on topic.
>>97651188He's been a menace for about a year
>>97651172Can someone just doxx that faggot already?
>>97651246Okay now this is real schizophrenia lol
>>97651023Necrons have already been neutered shit since 8e ever since they decided to make them play like generic undead>Warriors went from terrifying phalanxes to blobs of chaff>Most of our vehicles are total jokes with random damage>Have to run a C'tan birthday party just to do wellThere was a brief period in Index 10e where Necrons felt truly necron due to having good reanimation for the first time in nu40k. But it drove tourneytroons mental so they nerfed it and left necrons as the gimmick heavy weapons spam faction. Basically turned us into diet-Tau
I want tau to be nerfed so heavily into the ground that everyone and their mother completely disregards tau so I can buy them for cheap and that way I can play them in the next edition.
>trying to cut a piece of sprue off a whip>new blade, cutting perfectly>suddenly the end of the whip just teleports away>didnt even see it fly off, didnt feel anything>vanished so fast my eyes couldn't even process it I think i launched this into the warp
>>97651254These are your delusions again. Created and sustained by your mental illness. The same illness that has compelled you to obsessively commit felonies against my family. Enjoy prison.
>>97651246>enjoy prison, stalker childdamn, I didn't know we had THE Patrick Tomlinson in the thread today with us
>>97651252I'd assume >>97651084
>>97651260Anon you don't have a family...
>>97651243I get that but the shitpost volume is lunacyLike if anyone was getting a kick out of this at some point the dopamine spark of trolling has to be fucking gone at this pointIts been like 40% of the thread on and off for months/yearsParticipating in the shit flinging is one thing im just saying this shit is wild
>>97651048>photographing your screen
I see no Decalfriend this thread. Where is he?IS HE SAFE?!
>>97651268Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. You no longer have any recourse or escape from the consequences of your many crimes against my family. This is how you've chosen to end your life. Enjoy prison.
>>97651273
Maybe the real peeps were the simian freak peers we made along the way
>>97651056>the phantom cease and desist
>>97651259Brutal, still no luck finding it then?
>>97651270>the dopamine spark of trollingThe thing is, decalmutant is just an unironically wretched... mutant. Him being a piece of shit has nothing to do with trolling.
Checkers or no checkers
>>97651282Sadly not.I still have a whip for the other hand so it's not the end of the world, i just need to find a different ranged weapon
>>97650652LET HIM PARTICIPATE! LET IT DIE!
Decalfriend is the best part of 40kg and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>97651220I love you anon but I am not a fan of mk3.
>>97651220adding you to the collage anon
>>97651299Yeah its like the thread has two topics instead of just oneWe should rename it /40decalg/ so it can be more accurate since the decal boogieman shit is half the thread
>>97651082Love that baby blue color anon, really tastefully done.
>>97651315Every general is bi-topical:>topic 1: the thing the general's about>topic 2: the general itself and the people thereinThe mutant is a bona fide retard for thinking that complaining about and reporting people for talking about the latter will get him anywhere.
>>97651048is that poop on your chair
I'm tired
off topic I know but these 4chan ads are awful.
>>97651325Thank you
>>97651084cute
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97651342What do you mean, I love my top ad being uncropped hentai
>>97651105You have to make a concious effort to improve. As in, try new stuff and push yourself a bit further with every model. If you just stick to the same process you'll stay in the same place. >>97651225I drop by every other day to see if it's any better but it never is
>>97651342As a phoneposter I can “hide distracting items” to remove themSo people at work dont see me looking at hentai boobie gif ads and get the wrong idea
>>97651342What ads?
>>97651365A coworker actually caught me checking 4chin on my phone today and he asked why I was looking at hentai at work. These ads man
>>97651230can't wait for Sally to finally get sick of your insincere ass kissing and you going absolutely feral insulting him and his models after he tells you to fuck off
>>97651382Yea the one with the chick getting pounded from behind is just ridiculous, the waiter was behind me at outback and saw me with that open and I was just like....damn.
>>97651342I've been using adblock since forever, why aren't you?
>>97651331I get that but its rarely this invasive to conversationYeah every thread has some fucked up goofballs but this thread really is a special caseEspecially considering how fucking like empty the shitposts areLike actual copy-paste “i fucking hate you” type shit every single day for hours for months even years
>>97651084These are shit lmao
>>97651388Yea you'd love to see two modelers going at it wouldn't you, you seething little wretch.
>>97651157broke niggas use a TV they bought off marketplace as a computer monitor t. broke nigga who bought a TV off marketplace to use as a computer monitor
>>97651393People simply fucking hate him i suppose
>>97651396this literally happened with every single regular that btfo'd you, you autistic cunt
>>97651400A couple of valuable regulars stopped posting here naming him the reason for leaving so its pretty justified honestly
>>97651405They all still post here you dumb shit
>>97651400Seems soWe’re committed to the bit at this point, I don’t expect changeIm just bitching since who cares, not like I’m dropping the thread quality by doing so lmfaoWhatever back to 40k and ignoring the gay shit
>apes together strong
>>97651396>no progress pics because he pays a dented retard to poorly airbrush his slop models>fake games>same pictures of his shit armies spammed endlessly>thinks he’s a modelerLmao astounding lack of self awareness
>>97651416>fake gamesProof. I need proof.
>>97651416Okay so a couple of you don't like me because you have the IQ of a dung beetle but what about people who post stupid shit like this that no one cares about, how come you don't condemn him and tell him to shut the fuck up already?
>>97651422Because most shitposters aren't retarded enough to make themselves easily recognizable, unlike you
>>97651422Thats what you’re here for bro!
>>97651422because he is right
>>97651428>>97651427>>97651426I'm just going leave for the day because honestly just spamming about me is incredibly boring and and you faggots are relentless. Seeya
Remember when decalmutant dramatically announced he was going to be only to stay up for another hour raging in the thread?
The only thing more boring than being a retard on the internet is pretending to be a retard on the internet.Are we going to talk about the game or what?
>>97651435See you in 1 1/2 minutes after your captcha and post refresh becomes available again
>>97651435Don't make promises you can't keep
>>97651435Don't come back <3
>>97651443>going to be*going to bed
>>97651444If you wantI dont give a shit go for itI dont even play this shitIve played kill team a few times and its pretty dope if the boys are down
>>97651408Nope! No matter how much you cope purpleanon, bluebangles, o&t and blanon(to name a few) stopped posting their stuff here or only do so very rarely like for the collage
>>97651443nope I do not but I wish I did
>>97651421>same mat>same terrain>same armies in the same composition>no visible diceHe sets up fake games and posts them like no one will notice. Check old threads.
>>97651454Post your Lamenters again, bud, that'll show 'em!
>>97651435Don't come back you fucking parasite
Starting to think I should just write my own codexes and invent a custom character creation system.
>>97651451Its whatever, kill team has its own general and while I've been building my kits to be KT compatible, I'm mostly still working on my first 1000pts.I have a lot of drones to make, maybe I'll just assemble those today.
>>97651435kys
>>97651256this is so funny since 10th ed necrons have been broken for the entire gamewarrior lethal spam makes them one of the best battleline, and the ability to res orb them makes killing them basically impossibleDDA and canopteks are among the best vehicles in the gameC'tan are good but Wraithspam (wraiths are one of the most insane units in the game) has been busted forever
>>97651466>spergs outI accept your concession
>>97651048Yeah, I'll be honest, I sometimes just post fake stuff here and watch as it gets spread around the internet.I did that stupid fake Vect leak testing google gemini and it spread like wildfire
>>97651474/ktg/ is extraordinarily deadSo I just come hereI like 40k lore and shit anyway soNice models anon
>>97651435That’s right, cocksucker! Go back to back to your subr*ddit!
>>97651480Awww, you tell 'em Lamenty!
>>97651484Didn't you say you were leaving lmao
>>97651486I did leave.
i love coming to the warhammer general and seeing it engulfed by a tranny catfight for the last 16 hours
>>97651476Warriors are only deadly with faggy named character supportDDA have been are mandatory spam since 8e ruined NecronsWraiths are cool
>>97651342>He doesn't ad block everythingZoomzoom?
My iron is low
>>97651444WRONG! The only thing more boring than being a retard on the internet is pretending to be a retard who was pretending to be a retard on the internet. Its not even your personality or models they’re hating complete secondhand infamy. Truth be told, much of the reason discussion has gotten so bad is because 11th edition is coming soon, so there isn’t really much to talk about especially games wise because its all going to be outdated come a few months. All Anons here have to focus on is a retard yammering. Once 11th edition comes and there’s a lot of releases, the (guy impersonating) decalfag will get drowned out by all the talk of other stuff.
>>97651514>posts no models, no WIPs, nothing of value>just passive aggressively moans about the ongoing spergout like a catty homosexualCool, great job anon.
>>97651474Are those prints? Let me see the suits.
>>97651532What's your problem anon? I said i loved the thread drama, i only come here for the thread drama actually it's like my morning news i just HAVE to know what decalnigger is up to at all hours of the day really.
>>97651435See you in 45 minutes
>>97651539>posts even more of a feminine passive aggressive meltdownlol
>>97651532Did you post anything of value this thread yourself? Just curious
>>97651553NTA but he isn’t the one bitching about the thread while not contributing anything.
>>97651521>X is only good when you don't take Ydamn guess marines are underpowered since sending 60 tacts 60 intercessors doesn't win
tried posing my sisters in a cinematic way.....how did it come out ?
>>97651551Have you seen the state of this thread? That is what we do here anon.
>>97651563Looks really nice
>>97651563cool but it's missing the looming threat walking in the foreground
>>97651563very nice
>>97651563Oh i saw that a few threads ago and didnt know it was yours, its cool!
>>97651563Ooh I love it, very cinematic. The only thing I’d comment on is I think the face of the leader gives it away that its a bunch of plastic toys.
>>97651563Nice, turned out well. I try to do the odd phot like that myself but I’m too dumb to edit backgrounds.
>>97651532>posts no models, no WIPs, nothing of value>just passive aggressively moans about the spergout about the ongoing spergout like a catty homosexualCool, great job anon.
>>97651572i got tired of people shitting on my ultras so i went tryhard on my sisters....
>>97651585>continues his feminine crashoutNo models?
>>97651589Post Ultras.
>>97651594YoursPost em
>>97651589Understandable response, but you should not listen to feedback from decalmutant.
>>97651589based and sisterpilled
>>97651598this is sadly the best one i have ......
>>97651563Love this stuff, there is a guide for cinematic type photos if someone need ithttps://transfiles.ru/3nt3k
>>97651535They're all kitbashes of GW stuff. I'll take some better photos today if I get more work done on them. Here's an older WIP.
>>97651604
It actually do be like that
>>97651610>big drone with fusion blasterbut why?
>>97651622>filenameI thought you said you were leaving for the day mutant
>>97651624kek
>>97651624Ikr they should do something clever like ship a farseer and some human together, maybe something like a vindicare?
>>97651604i think this looks fine idk why ppl clown on it
>>97651600That’s not a tall order whatsoever because I own models. I’ve been posting my kommandos for the past couple days, so here’s some boyz I finished a bit ago (I did slop some texture paste onto the base of the right one shortly after taking the photo).
>>97651604You’re improving. Note how the people dunking on you never attach their own work.
>>97651629just yesterday he was trying to mock that that specific gif as "romain lettuce" lmaohe's actually buckbroken and spinning circles
>>97651654mostly because of the uneven blue I'd imagine, it's not bad otherwise
>>97651673Cringe!
>>97651624Mon-keigh women prefer eldar men
>>97651683FUCK YOUYOUR CRINGE
>>97651683gamesfurfagpost emyou worthless diaper sniffer
>>97651624Guilliman x Yvraine art is better however.
>>97651624I had forgotten about those shit
>>97651654clowning on the virulent shitskinned tranny actually
>>97651654I hate to be mean to anyone who is an actual modelposter, and isn’t an obnoxious retard, but there are definitely a few problems. >paint applied is extremely thick you can see it really bad at the end of the ropes and on the faceplate>no shading done or at the very least minimal shading>no highlights
Slowly working on painting my backlog. Currently working on the land raider. I did the details, dry brush edge highlights but now sure if I can call the land raider done is if I need to add random decals to spice it up.
>cut the fuck out of my fingerGuess I'm not building any more termies today.>>97651710Well yeah, that's a given. Elf women are sexier than human women.
>>97651704Spontaneously brings up extreme fetish content lol
>>97651729Just woke up, sorry for English.
>>97651737>please don't remind themi will
>>97651310Painting a single Deathwatch Hellblaster for the collage
>>97651746based
>>97651746I was gonna go out and buy hellblasters solely for the collage but then anon decided the mutant would be allowed on the collage.
>>97651755the whole point of the college is to make fun of him you retarded nigger. the stipulations i set for him to be allowed on are things he will never do ie: posting handwritten timestamps and multiple wip picsit'll out him as fraud commission painter once and for all while also showing just how easy it would be to assemble and paint a model
>>97651625It was to fill out the Stealth teams because I was originally going to run 3x3, but then they made it so you couldn't run 3 non-battleline in Incursions, so I had to stretch 9 to 12 for 2 6-mans. The heavy gun drone was big enough for me to magnetize to switch out the guns so I figured it could stand in for a number of units.Now Steatlh teams are 5-mans and I'm just dizzy.
>>97651065Please, anon, don't speak it into being. We've suffered enough..
>>97651729No hate to you but the land raider looks pretty flat, mostly because it's just one solid colour.Make the melta, sponsons and assault canons red maybe?Possibly throw some white on to break up the constant black or have the name of the land raider be across the front panel?I quickly did this, it's terrible but it's an ideaIm high on tamiya so feel free to ignore me
>>97651023My army is already about as fucked as it can possibly be. They couldn't possibly make it worse at this point so the darkest future would be just to be ignored.
>>97651793admech main ?
>>97651764I guess those are acceptable enough conditions. If I don't buy crons this month I'll buy hellblasters.
Why do we hate these again? Give them a techmarine and they’re auto hitting without debuffs and wounding most infantry on 2/3 with rerolls. Plus with tech they are regaining lost wounds and buffing him. For 205 points total it seems like the best home objective security you can possibly have. That’s not even accounting for the 4+ Fire overwatch.
>>97651806They’re ugly and remind me of firstborn
>>97651796They're actually my second army, which has not helped my mood either
>>97651820damn both your armies got fucked. who's your first, eldar?
>>97651806because they're really fucking ugly
>>97651729Hell yeah BT brother.
>helbrecht is only 5 dollars more than a normal marshal
>>97651806Because they're a stupid concept that was already fulfilled by tarantulas
The only thing I truly dislike about this hobby is having to deal with LGS staffers, one in particular in my area who is obnoxious. He's one of those paypigs who glazes every single primarshit release, wears sexuality flags on his clothing and a ballcap indoors. He can't help himself from making the driest small talk with every single customer that enters the store, and comes off as an incredibly spergy 40k fanboy.I picked up two boxes of Orks today and he went "Waaaaagh, amirite?"
>>97651860you sound incredibly feminine and obnoxious yourself
Does anyone remember when they were selling those obnoxiously overpriced coins for the 4 chaos gods to put in a book
>>97651871Found the LGS sperg
>>97651872to be fair if you were dumb enough to buy that shit you deserved to be fleeced
I cant decide whats more boring, space marines or chaos space marines?
>>97651874Next time don't have a passive aggressive meltdown about some random wagie on 4chan like a woman
>>97651884space marines and its not even close
>>97651884Genestealers
>>97651860sounds like the guy who owns the warhammer store near me, except his issue is just goes on and on about how people need to support their local stores and not do kitbashes or 3d prints because the latter isn't "isn't real warhammer". Luckily there's an independent flgs just a tiny bit farther away with much better people there.
>>97651884guard
>>97651806>using rules as an argument for liking minibruh
>>97651860Seems like an ignorable thing
>>97651839>>97651729Is /40kg/ the home of Black Templars? I see more and more of us here.
>>97651950>das rite, u gon git ithungry eyes
>>97651048Absolute state of zoomers
Rough test.I'm probably gonna remove the iron halo, too many spikes.Does need something else there though imho
>>97651023>OrksIdk man, keeping them as they are would probably be the worst IMO.>T'auHaving to play around Twink Lance, not incorporating auxiliaries into a non-Kroot detachment (if detachments still exist).
>>97651048>mexican photographing his goon chair for updootslmao
>>97651977Idk, it's pretty blurry and not clear what the colors/effect are, but it looks like a fingerprint on her little inquisition pendant.
>>97651261Hush now child, lie down on the floor with your hands behind your back. The FBI will be there shortly to take you to the cage you will spend the rest of your short life in. This is what you have chosen. Enjoy it.
>>97651023>VotannAnother, even worse army rule
>>97651997What baffles me about votann is, weren't they supposed to be a semi-elite army?
>>97651987It's 3d printed, those are layer lines.I didn't have any SoB bodies on hand and I wanted to kitbash.
Why are Chaos not allowed good CP generationFeels like every other faction has a guy they can just stick on the board who says "Get 1 free CP each round" Space Marines on their own have like 8 of these.Meanwhile Chaos' Biggest #1 guy has a rule that says "50% chance to get a CP each round and only if he's actually in a position to attack something"
>>97652007They were, but GW doesn't seem to know what they want the army to actually be. Right now it plays like a worse generic Marines
isn't it weird that we were asking for Hellblasters and Hellblaster updates, but knights with ugly wolfheads were posted instead?
>>97652016because you chaosfags get dark pact
>>97652016more interesting and reliable faction specific CP generation was something we needed like 2 editions ago
>>97652025And other factions don't get faction rules?Oath of Moment is literally just better than Dark Pacts, it's so good in fact that the best Chaos Detachment is one that simply removes Dark Pacts in favor of Oath of Moment (Which hilariously also means you can't even use Abaddon's CP generation)
>>97651261I'm glad someone finally realised it
>>97652029hhhhehehehehehehe
>>97651994>>97652039Fatrick writing for Black Library when?
>>97652043You have to be bri'ish to work for BL.
>>97652029who is valpodo?
>>97652041>>97652029>>97652022This is so fucking pathetic it’s unreal.
>>97652029lmao
Post (You)r favourite 40kg poster and your most recently completed model!
>>97652016T'au get a 50/50 change, since Ethereals only get a CP on a 4+.Orks get it if they have Gretchin on an objective, 4+.Xenos may have it worse than Chaos.I generally don't complain though, since I like these factions otherwise.
>>97652063You said you were leaving for the day, faggot.
>>97652063do you even have hellblasters? it's okay if you don't, i only got mine from a bundle. but you don't need to lie about it
>>97652016they changed my epic's ability to be a space marine captain and people were already praising that whole juggling a wonky minigame with tracting destiny points
>>97651950yes. we must kill chaos.
Is it a bad idea to start a second army if I don't have 2k points of an army yet?
>>97652101it's a bad idea if you want the 2k first.
>>97652101not until u finish ur first army
>>97652101you need at least 3k painted before you can start another army
>>97652101depends what size games you plan to play
>>97652101yes, you still won't be able to play a full game if you start a 2nd army, even if you paint another 1500 points
>>97651624The only people who even like the whole Yvraine x Girlyman shit are porn brained retards. Nobody who actually collects Eldar likes that shit.
>>97652130>Nobody who actually collects Eldar likes that shit.Who cares what you think tho?
>>97652101no. do what you want. a different army can help break up the monotony of building and painting the same shit over and over. most people barely play the actual game anyways
>>97652007Is this elite?
>>97652134You know that every time you bitch about eldar unprompted you make one more person like them decalpedo
>>97652029
>>97652022Those Knights identify as Hellblasters, bigot.
>>97652007>>97652017GW's shareholders want all armies to be hordes because they sell more models and thus increase shareholder value.
>>97652147Trvth Nvke
>>97652167stay in /hhg/ faggot
>>97652167Saying x-coded is tranny-coded, faggot
Lexicanum throwing shade lmfao
>>97652167>>97652192nobody gives a fuck about your reddit legion
>>97652192>onceDamn.
>>97652134>>97652153I barely even browse these threads so I got no fucking clue what sort of autistic schizo war I even partook in by my comment regarding the retards who ship Yvraine and Girlyman. Who the fuck is decalpedo?
>>97652195My buddy says alpha legion is his favorite but idk whyIts just a legion with literally no loreIts just fabricated mystery maybe possibly conceivably could theoretically be tangentially peripherally involved with this thing secretlyAnd then their newest novel has a shaniqua looking marine on the cover lmao
>>97652153because they are living rent free in a schizo's head, it has mad me take a second look at them. might check out whichever craftworld was about the wraithbone units. the aspect warriors weren't ever really my thing
>>97652216>Who the fuck is decalpedo?YOU FOOL NO ONE!
>>97652167you're telling me a tranny coded this legion?
>>97652216Just ignore it, it's all make believe at this point.
>>97652224Nigger, I am genuinely asking. I open these threads like once a month and barely post. I got no idea of the fucking identities you people have on these perpetual generals.
>>97652232You won't have to lurk long to find out
>>97652222I'd guess some people like them because Shroud of Night was one of the few decent 40k novels and it was moderately popular for a while. BL readers latch onto stuff easily.
Plastic Shadow Spectres when?
>>97652223Iyanden is best craftworld hands downanyone saying otherwise is wrong
>>97652232DECALFAG, WE SUMMON YOU! BESTOW ONTO US A PIC OF YOUR SLOPJOBS AND FAKE GAMES! DECALFAG, WE CALL TO YOU!
anyone know if collage anon has posted the collage yet?
>>97652235I generally don't lurk these threads that much as I have kind of dropped out of the hobby over the years, I'm considering getting back though and assembling a bunch of Eldar Corsairs because the new kit that came out looked nice. The last time I actually played 40k was when vehicles still had facings and initiative was a thing though so I got no real idea of how the game works these days.
>>97652232not just last thread, but every day there's a schizo that must, out of the blue, bring up how eldar and eldarfags are ruining everything. both lore and irl.
>>97652240Certainly not next Edition. They saved Karandras just so you can have a pity model release for the first time in 30 years.Maybe Drastana in 12thJes always hated their design and didn't want them in 40k but now he's gone so who knows
>>97652240jes's stranglehold over eldar will officially end in 3 years, then it is entirely possible that whoever is in charge of adding something to the eldar may pick up the spectres' design againthat is, unless jes has left a note in his sketchbook that curses anyone who dares touch his babies in a way he didn't first approve in his bible
My heroes? Epic.
>>97652254Does that retard post on /v/ as well because I distinctly recall similar posts in threads about 40k on /v/ and how the inclusion of Eldar in Total War 40k seemed to piss some people/person off massively.
>>97652257gery knights
>>97652256>>97652264I don't get why Jes hates the look of the shadow spectres. They look nice imo, outside of perhaps the helmets which are rather plain. Is it just autistic posessiveness on his part?
>>97652257Any Imperial army but they were tricked into attacking by their """""""""craftworld eldar allies""""""""""""
>>97652245Funny way of spelling Biel-Tan
>>97652257Tallarn with artillery?
>>97652275>Is it just autistic posessiveness on his part?Yes, they were made with no input from him which pissed him off which I don't blame.
>>97652278I dunno getting tricked by 9000IQ Eldar is understandable. The reality is just sad.
>>97652268i'm learning more and more about this sickness, so i can't be sure.cross posting/bringing up useless video game news hasn't been appreciated here recently, so it wouldn't surprise me he was looking for validation somewhere else.
>>97652275it might be just a meme, but it's funnier to imagine him feeling the need to micromanage everything about his pet project factions than to consider more realistic options though it must be said that they are one if not the one eldar unit that didn't start out as one of his concepts
>>97652291I can see the annoyance in that, but wasn't all forgeworld stuff made with minimal input from the main GW design teams? Also, what would be there to stop him from reworking the idea to fit his sensibilities? The way the lore of the aspect warriors has been written has always hinted at there being more types of aspect warriors than the main 9, so I always liked the Shadow Spectres as an example of the more obscure aspect warrior shrines.
>>97652278chaos marines goaded by and doing the interests of chaos demons works better in this analogy iran would be orks, I guess
>>97652240Never, Jes is still seething that they look better than his slop to this day
>>97652256karandras might appear for the armageddon campaign book before 11th, if I remember the rumors correctly
>>97652332I wish that Dire Avengers got a range refresh as well. They kind of need an update, if only to fix the fucked up helmet on the Exarch. Ideally though I'd like to see them get a bit more expanded Shuriken catapult arsenal. Perhaps use the Shuriken rifle idea from the Corsairs to give them the option to have a bit more longer ranged shuriken guns as alternatives to the avenger catapults.
>>97652344a kill team release sounds ideal for them, but eldar aspects are kinda locked by the premise of the whole unit wielding the same weapon except for the exarch in all aspect units
>>97652344>it's the year 2030>eldar now have a shuriken weapon for every single range bracket from 1" to 120">in the new eldar codex a new dire avenger shuriken weapon with a range of 66.74" is getting teased
>>97652360Yeah, maybe just give the exarch more weapon options then.
>>97652268>>97652300If the posts were sounding a little like AI, you have a right to be suspicious. >>97641353Editing some SW awooing to pic rel if I'm able to finish hellblasters before he does.
>>97652363>archivefaggotry
>all the killteams that were leaked have now releasedwhat're the rumors for the new releases
>>97652370You will never be a janny, redditor
>>97652372legion of the damned, meganobs and exodites have been mentioned as incoming kill teams by valrakmaybe world eaters and grey knights too, but I don't remember if those are the already released amputee cultists and the legion of the damned respectively
Why are there no reps in 40K for psyker ghosts. There not even there for base decorations.
>>97651084are the stl heads? where are they from?
>>97652372Rumors are that it’s going to get shitcanned in 11th edition apparently if spiky bits is too be believed
Damn you're good...
Has anyone seen Ultrasanon lately?
>>97652222their kino when using marine models and not chaos.
>>97652400He mentioned it once, I think he said Iron Wolf minis but I am not sure.
>>97652414Can alpha legion even be primaris
>>97652400I seriously hope you're not considering using those fuckugly bits yourself
>>97652397Ghosts are sigma territory. Stay in your lane marinesissy
>>97652414Just play loyalist chapters at this point.It's like iron tards whinging about mutations and chaos trim. Just play loyalists. Or if you want to be a special snowflake, play renegades who are neithe imperium or chaos aligned. Those exist, like Ashen Claws.
>>97652403>spiky bitsLol
>>97652428i need a lore accurate render. just a clean front head shot, preferably slightly tilted down/to the side
>>97652444What?
>>97652452you know what, don't worry about it.i made things more complicated in my head than it should have been.
>>97652433I'm pretty sure those alpha legion are just ran as loyalists on the table.
>>97652456What exactly is your stated purpose with these Wolf heads is what's got me curious.
>>97651220Anons I just realized how close my chapter colors are to based Sallyfag's.I'm am going to an hero.
>>97652470christmas themed?
What's your favorite quote in all 40k media?
>>97652465you were supposed to be gone for today you shitposting junkie
>>97652477mind your business, none of this concerns you.
>>97652470Nigga he doesn’t own a copyright. Just paint them better. Shouldn’t be hard.
>>97652476The one that is not cringe
>>97652476innocence proves nothingit's so dumb I love it
>>97652481>literally can't go a couple hours without shitposting heremental illness
>>97651023A big part of me "KNOWS" it won't happen but CSM lost marks of chaos and got them relegated to a detachment so a part of me is fearful that Guard will lose orders. IDK why but I'm paranoid about it
>>97652476"Give me 20 good men and women" for most cringe 40k quote ever.
I genuinely think the reason why 40K minis are so fucking bad recently is because there are a lack of gay sculptors. I still remember one of the design members for HH being interviewed for the awesome Admech range an he was extremely flamboyantly gay, and we should not discount jes Goodwin too. >tldr, 40K has gotten too right wing, it needs to be gay again.
>>97652498>still pretending mechanicum minis are goodkek
>>97652151no one knows anything about the trash you post
>>97652476"Some may question my right to destroy a planet of 10 billion souls, but those who truely understand, know that I have no right to let them live. No sacrifice too great, no treachery too small."
>>97652476Surrounded by my sons I stand under alien skies
>>97652476"Blood Runs... Anger Rises... Death Wakes, War Calls!"
Is it bad manners to make half my army vehicles?
>>97652503The HH ones. I like the cowboys but the rest is eh.
When will Rvss retvrn?
>>97651290Chevrons
>>97652514in the ominous named yiff time
>>97652514dunno ask, /hhg/
>>97652514Extremely soon god willing
>>97652222>>97652238They were also the antagonists of the first Dawn of War.Sindri and Bale were Alpha Legion marines. I like to think of them as terrorists, like Bane and the League of Shadows (yeah yeah I know capeshit)
>>97652514Hopefully never god willing
>>97651048Oh man I haven't seen a good coom cave in yonks. What a dreary room
>>97652497“Give me 20 good bodies” Better?
>>97652532
>>97652151Nah, this is.
>>97652510Not really, this is the monsters and vehicles and elites edition so most people should be geared to fighting that stuff.
>>97651071Huh? Buying some bases ain't hard and I can tell you now no one is going to ridicule you or deny games for the size of their chainswords.
Some cool Dark Mech art, Chaos Knight codex.
>>97652151No, those are minors. This is elite.
>>97651084Anon who was talking about how every hobby decision you make being the wrong one was 100% correct, hory shiet. The wolf heads at least look passable on the beefier knights, here they stick out like a sore thumb and look ugly as sin. Like some cheap aftermarket spoiler lazily slapped on a car looking crazily out of place
>>97652563They look better all dolled up obviously.
>>97652561>minorsTell me more
>>97652275That's a protoss.
>>97652476Whats the ork book look like?
>>97652572I gotta agree they're kind of too big for the armigers. Surely there's some smaller ones out there?
>>97652587These are the ones specifically made for the Armigers but ty.
>mfw the imperium will never make a missile with a fetus inside that will birth the baby the millisecond before it hits>that way once they do some psyker gene breeding program they can now create crazy psyker warp death explosions
>>97652591They are? In that case I think it might be an angle issue, the armiger is more hunched over than normal knights. Mhm, tough one. Maybe if you push it in a bit?
>>97652572
>>97652572Those manage to look even worse
>>97652476Even a man who has nothing can still give his life
I'm at the stage in collecting Thousand Sons where both the painting and the building make me want to shoot myself, for various reasons.
>>97652498Y'know I think you're onto something. A lot of people, and particularly straight gamers have godawful design sense. I see it all the time in Animal Crossing, yeah yeah I know vidya but it's a great way to easily check what other people do stylistically when given pretty free reign
>>97652476Ah yes random Crimson Fists Gravis captain my favorite character.
>>97652572I feel like I've filtered every image of yours like 5 times over and yet here you always are
>>97652633Different poster, different filenames
>>97652615Eldar heightmogging baseline humans is something a lot of "fan" artists sadly ignore.
>>97652615>travelling to work yest>qt3.14 walking in front of me to train station>height situation like that eldar and woman>look down>tight pants highlighting perfectly round perky butt>doing that roll and bounce thing they do when walking>instant pressure in groin and ba dum ba dum ba dumUhh, to keep on topic armies for this feel?
>>97652615weird ass proportionskorean artist?
>>97652647slaaneshDUH
>>97652397Isn't that Thousand Sons, but they're trapped in armor?
Can you do the iron warriors playstyle with loyalist marines in 40k?
>>97652673no
>>97652633No its me and its the same name I usually use.
>>97652668>even in 40K the ghosts are space marines
>>97652673iron hands maybe lol lmao
>>97652644I'm filtering MD5s thoughever
>>97652666Nu-slaanesh? Naw very held back in their design because suits got scared that kiddies play the game. I am constantly tempted to make an eldar army with a bunch of banshees tho
A little late for the collage but he's done. I've had some time to mull it over and I think I'll keep painting stuff for the collage here, or try anyway. With the state of the general being what it is I'll just pop in for the collage when it's time. I just hope I'll make it on time for the next one.
>>97652706Literally a masterpiece, I can't say enough good things about what an outstanding job you've done. Bless you anon.
>>97652649french canadian
Nids look kinda cool but it really turns me off that GW doesn't go the full way with merged bio-weapons, instead they do a weird half-half angle where they have distinct hands and fingers to hold guns, that do both look kind of fucked up and merged, but not enough for it to be explicitly body horror
>>97652673Yeah, Minotaurs
>>97652727I think the whole hand and human looking nonsense is the worst part of the Nigs, they should have just kept them as different sized Xenomorphs with cool wings/fangs/claws ect..
>>97652706Beautiful model
>>97652706>With the state of the general being what it is I'll just pop in for the collage when it's timeGood call, I've been trying to do the same this month already. I'd be down to participate in future community events though. Lovely paintjob, btw.
>>97652712Happy you like him anon.
>>9765270610/10
>>97652673Aren't they and fists just two sides of the same coin?
>>97652673Iron Hands are diet Iron Warriors, so yeah, pretty much.
>>97652725>>look inside >name written in korean characters
This goes so insanely hard
>>97652706
>>97652706GLORIOUS SOVL
>>97652706This is why I still come to this place, magnificent model anon.
Is it true that Space Marines were named after their creator John Spacemarine?
>>97652829Yes. If you read books 400-879 you'd see it's canon
I wish demon engines were just weird. And not just bubble gum.
>>97652861
What are some actually good recommended painting channels?
Hello everyone, collageanon here. Here is the February Collage. Great stuff as always, We had a bit more participants this month so I think these new themes more open to interpretation was the way to go.Big stick won the vote. What it means is up to you. A big banner? A huge slab of metal too large to be called a sword? A melee unit? It's up to you.>>97652706I got youI have a confession to make. I was thinking about throwing in the towel after this month. I was pretty bummed about so many regulars leaving and lost motivation. But I changed my mind. I'm doing this as a fun thing for the thread. As long as you want it to keep going i'll keep doing it. It was nice seeing your wips and submissions in the sea of, well, you know what, that our general has become. Not gonna let it ruin it for the rest of you.But, it has come to my attention that /wip/ is doing collages now. Some anons here even asked me to move the collage there. Maybe we could merge the collage with their collage thing. Regardless I thought I should ask you what you think about this, should we keep going as we have been or do we "move" to /wip/ if they are ok with it? I'm unsure about it because I don't want to drag /wip/ into the crap we're in and chances are it would happen and that wouldn't be fair to them.Feel free to share your thoughts and suggestions. Until next time!
>>97652861RULES OF NATURE
>>97651645Sorry I got here so late, took me a while to bring you this (You) from the far reaches of the LCB tundra, where soft and tender memes from simpler times go to die.
>>97652938>bummed out about so many regulars leavingDon't be, tripfag culture has ruined this site, new people are the lifeblood
>>97652950kill yourself mutant
>>97652962Meant for >>97652706
>>97652476Bursting with life. Bursting with life. Bursting with life.
>>97652476It's Slaneeshing time
>>97652938Don’t let other people with depression drag you down, you’re doing great here. Sometimes we have to let some people go so they can better themselves and when they return maybe they can contribute again.
People worse than me are casual faggots, people who take the hobby more seriously than me are neckbeard grognard, and then there's me, perfect as usual
>>97652938/wip/ makes collages from models that were posted in the previous thread. Those don't really have a "theme" so I don't see how it would fit with /40kg/s. Also yeah, don't spread the mess that we at least have containted here.
>>97652950>>97652974Kill yourself immediately decalnigger
>>97652974>>97652962
>>97652987@grok generate me some friends
>>97652938ultrasanon/sistersanon here, collageanon you're the only reason I even check 40kg anymore please stick around. And no keep our thread autism contained
>>97652950>>97652974this is why people hate you, you obnoxious cunt
>>97652995You sound like my mother
>>97652998Worst attempt at a false flag in 4chan history
>>97653003It's pretty believable since it's obvious your parents didn't give you enough attention when you were a child
>>97652998what a very jewish thing to say
>>97652974>Better themselves Another lifetime ban from the collage for you for that one
>>97653008I thought it was a funny gag
>>97652938>I have a confession to make. I was thinking about throwing in the towel after this month. I was pretty bummed about so many regulars leaving and lost motivationDo it.
>>97652938Awesome big guns everyone
>>97652476“I’m gay and leaving to pursue an explicitly homosexual lifestyle.”-Leman Russ
>>97653014collageless nigger behavior
>>97653023Obviously its not me you imbecile
>>97653012it's revealing
>>97653027*tap tap tap*>>97652987
>>97653027You’re not in there and never will be, so the descriptor still fits L M A O
Anyone know a decent recaster who makes this alpha legion chaos dreadnought?
Some of you are literally rabid dogs with fleas, completely unhinged behavior being exhibited iit
>>97652938These collages are genuinely one of the few bright spots this thread had as of late.Thanks anon
>>97652476"My daddy told me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hands."- Gayman Russ
>rabid dogs with fleas>says the space wolves furfagthis isn't a grindr, mutant, fuck off
>>97653047heh heh, dogs.
>>97652222>Its just a legion with literally no loreYour brain on loretuber slop
>>97653053>>97653018These are jokes that would get crickets in grade school, grow up you fucking freaks.
>>97653067kill yourself posthaste you autistic cretin
>>97653067Struck a nerve, obviously. There’s ZERO evidence that Russ isn’t gay, no matter how you cry or shit yourself.
>>97651604kino
>>97653047Yeah right? Who in their right mind would>plaster their dudes in decals until you can't see a clear patch of just armour>paint dudes in mahvelslop colours>have melties over eldar all the time>pretend like they do modelling and play games when they haven't touched a brush or dice in at least half a year >stick around in a place where everyone hates their gutsAbsolutely unhinged
>>97653067I can't believe this story you're telling me, its macabre!
>stick around in a place where everyone hates their guts Well I'm still at my parents place
>>97653080tysm anon ;_;
>>97653092So what he said was accurate
>>97653079>my furdaddy isn't gay, stop saying he's gaygay homo is gay for russ, lmao
>>97653098you could even say it is funny because it is true if you want to act autistic about it
>reddit gifLike clockwork
>>97651048what da HELL is this
>Ask chatgpt what army I should start>Said space wolves>Made some good points about my tastes >Suggested I paint them green>Decalmutant eternally ruined space wolves for me
>>97652476BLOOD FOR THE SKULL GODSKULL FOR THE BLOOD THRONE
I figured out specifically what boils my piss with painting: shading. It's either going insane while shading just the recesses, or shading and then repainting the whole thing.
>>97653110I don’t speak in r*ddit colloquialisms. Post your hellblaster progress.
>>97653126How about you grown up and quit blaming your troubles on others.
>>97653126>>Ask chatgpt
If C'tan is called a shard of the Nightbringer, does that imply there's a large whole Nightbringer?
>>97653126>belligerent>melee oriented>love of boys>greenOrks?
>>97652706ive never seen the old old sag before, pretty cool model
>>97653139it was shattered into thousands of shards like all the rest of the ctan
Was 40k really inspired by Dune? How so? I don't really see it. Except the whole super distant future thing.
pattern recognition kicking in with space wolves fags and ai
>>97653152>Picrel
>decalnigger can't stand the collage getting more attention than him so he derails the threadfatherless, collageless, hobbylet behavior, I'm eagerly awaiting the day you finally pull the trigger>>97652935The only one I still watch occasionally is Vince>>97652938Thank you for your efforts anon and great job everyone. I'm of the opinion that you should keep doing this, even if just to avoid giving the shitposting idiot the satisfaction. I'm going to do my best to keep submitting entries even if I don't post here that much anymore.
>>97653152A common misconception, 40k actually inspired Dune40k has been highly influential in science fiction, and in literature in general, in fact, satire didn't exist until 40k invented it
>>97653152the imperiumhaving a god emperorthe butlerian jihad and the men of iron revoltingthe sisters of battle being the fish speakersbeing in the far future yet being feudal and using melee weapons heavily
>>97653139not yet
>>97653152Media literacy and thinking for ourselves really is dead huh?
>got annoyed looking at necron models>went on a week long journey looking at every other armies model>found a few cool ones>come back to necrons with new eyes>they look way cooler nowWTF is going on
>>97653159Not true you know I love the collage and hope to be on it one day. Idk why you spread this idea that I hate the collage.
>>97652938>tfw my submission is the shittest by farim just happy i made it
>>97652938Looking forward to this month’s, anon. Please don’t quit.
Which of these would be a better 500pt army to play some learning games with?Chaplain - 60 pts5x Intercessors5x Intercessors5x Hellblasters3x Bladeguard Veterans3x EradicatorsORChaplainCaptain in Gravis Armor5x Intercessors5x Helblasters3x Bladeguard Veterans3x Eradicators
>>97653169You were celebrating the potential end of it and have spent the last 5 months trying to convince everybody the collage is dead and everybody hates it like you do for it "being so politicized"
You VILL ask GW more new Necron minisYou VILL advocate for necron victory in 500 WorldsYou VILL buy multiple copies of the Necron Combat PatrolYou VILL immediately buy ze next Necron battleforceYou VILL buy all of ze Necron lorebooksYou VILL not badmouth TrazynYou VILL not refer to Necrons as 'nucrons'You VILL buy ze Necron Kill TeamsYou VILL buy all video games that currently feature Necrons and buy Necron DLC for said gamesYou VILL pre-order Dawn of War 4 and play ze Necron campaign firstYou VILL main Necrons in multiplayer in said gameYou VILL spam Creative Assembly's forums to make ze Necron DLC ASAPYou VILL buy the Necron DLC for the Rogue Trader gameYou VILL ally with Trazyn in said gameYou VILL prevent the C'tan from destroying ze Tomb Worlds in said gameYou VILL not steal Necron relics in said gameYou VILL send the Aeldari filth to the inqusition in said gameYou VILL own necronsYou VILL paint NecronsYou VILL play Necrons both on ze tabletop and in ze vidyaAnd (You) VILL be happy
>>97653172You did the giantess?
>>97653169A lifetime ban means a lifetime ban. Permanent.
>>97653142
gsc bros, for a 1k game would you either take a patriarch and 10 genestealers, a patriarch and 5x2 genestealers or a reductus saboteur and 5x2 genestealers?
>>9765317660 pt army, huh?didn't know chappy gave so many free units
>>97652226To be fair, Tranny's code everything. Furries on the other hand work in IT.
>>97653181nah the grots next to it
>>97652009>>97651977where did you find those prints?
>>97653180I just want more War of the Worlds-esque shit like Doomstalker my belovedI do like the Necron models when they're cool, but the spindly faggot models like warriors annoy me
>necronfag is /v/erminanon was right
>>97653027I thought you fucked off
>>97653176Nigga you got no replies last time you posted these, get a hint. At 500p it doesn't matter, balance doesn't exist at such a low points value, and it's a learning game anyhow. Just slap some models on the table, push them around and learn how to play.
>>97653176I like the top 5 hundo more
>>97653190Then you're good, not the shittest. Maybe put some black into the cannon holes though
>>97653167Acquiring taste
Well, thread looks pretty grim, so I don’t mind greyposting. I just primed my kommandos, but I want to let it dry overnight, so should I go about painting a couple nobz or tormentors in the meantime?
>>97653209Why don’t you paint in sub assembly?
>>97653215Nta, none of those dudes require it. Some of you sub assemble way too much.
>>97653215why do you paint in sub assembly for simple guys?
>>97653217We have a bunch of paintlets here
>>97652076Thousand sons get a bonus CP only in the Daemon detatchment, with Kairos, if he succeeds a moral test.I dont know a single faction that has to junp through so many loops, especially since a good amount of their stratagems are 2cp
>>97653222Yes, we do. Plenty of people here prefer other aspects of the hobby and aren't painting masters. Why are you acting so haughty about it? Go waste time sub assembling some basic dudes.
>>97652257Guard with aircraft (Kurdish themed Infantry with a Marauder Bomber)
>>97653180Sorry, GW has already made an official statement that nothing to do with AI is of interest to them at the moment
>bonus CP
>>97652476
>>97653234What makes you proud to announce your sloppy paint jobs?
>>97653230Dark Eldar have no CP generator in any Detachment
>>97653234You don't paint anything at all or play tabletop for that matter, you fucking cretin. Your opinions are utterly worthless and irrelevant
>>97653215cause I’m way too lazy for that shit. I also very much have a “if I can’t see it, then I don’t have to worry about it” type of philosophy. I put my little brush in and paint the basic idea of what the other side looks like, and then I say its good.
>>97653244Because I'm human and happy that I'm not perfect at everything? Because I don't care enough about painting to strive for perfection with it? Don't you have some subreddit to go be an elitist cumrag in?
KINNNOOOOOO
>>97653263Subassembly is elitist?
>>97653267I don't do sub assemblies either. I prime black and if I can't reach it with the brush it's a shadow.It's not evil, it's just a different way of doing things. I like having everything in its final position for painting so I can't end up messing up the light angle; though I suppose there's nothing stopping me from basecoating in sub-assembly and then finishing assembled.You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
>>97653263>perfectYou don't even clean the plastic properly before building your models, hobbylet. You're unironically below the level of some people that are completely new to the hobby but actually put some effort into it.
>>97653267>how could you say the act of "sub assembling" is elitist?!?you really are a massive faggot, lmao
>>97653267Calling anyone not wanting to subassemble every battleline model a paintlet with sloppy paintjobs is pretty elitist, yeah.
>>97653292>putting in effort is elitistYou sound like a fat communist with blue hair
The idea of my boys absolutely demolishing these freaks in pic related is practically orgasmic.I fucking hate the GSC.
>>97653286I hate that I know you think you’re talking to me because of your insults but ffs man that’s not me..
Big stick collage, should I do a deff dred with a big banner or a warphead + minderz
>>97653259Based, I have the same mindset. If i can't get the brush to a spot then I can't effectively see that spot either, so it's fine if it's a bit sloppily painted and dark (shadows innit). There's only been a handful of times that it hasn't been as obscured a spot as I'd like and I've had to sub assemble.>>97653267I feel like you're just a shitposter intentionally misconstrued posts to string shit along for (you)s but there are some new impressionable people to the hobby itt who I don't want getting the wrong idea about sub assembling from your shitposts. Sub assembly is not elitist and I never said it was, do it as much as you like. Sub assembling basic dudes who particularly have no pieces blocking access to parts of their models is frankly a waste of time, and acting snotty when others don't do it is elitist.
>>97653312I also have this mindset
>>97653285>those MASSIVE seams and mold lines yeah you're no elitist lmao
>>97653312It’s not a waste of time unless you’re some kind of wageslave who doesn’t care about quality. Or some kind of Chris Chan autist that doesn’t know his models look like they were dunked in paint.
>>97653286>You don't even clean the plastic properly before building your modelsAre you talking about the original post >>97653209 or just in general? Because I’m looking at them and I have no idea what you’re talking about.
>>97653285You don’t even remove mold lines. Your opinion is worth less than dog shit.
>>97653329He thought he was talking to me because he’s gone rabid and the foam from his mouth is now penetrating his eyes causing him to lash out at anyone while frenzied.
>>97653323>>97653267>>97653298>all this shit talk about paintlets>no models posted
>>97653286I'm not whoever you think I am. I've posted models in these threads before but not recently or often enough for anyone to recognise me as any particular anon.>>97653323Well yeah, I am a wageslave and so should (you) be. I don't like it but unfortunately you have to be for a decent lifestyle in modern society, unless you're born into insane wealth which I doubt you are. The only other option is NEETdom which NEETs love to glorify but is a shallow and ultimately cursed lifestyle.
I just discovered mixing washes with airbrush thinner. It's everything I want out of a wash but better, and with none of the things I hate about washes.
>>97652938hell yeah!i think some cross-general participation would be cool, but i like the collage being a beacon of hobby for /40kg/
>>97653321You seem confused. That model isn't ready to paint, but it is fully assembled. Hence "I don't do subassemblies".If you don't understand my method I'd be happy to run you through it but I don't think it's anything special.
>>97653342Why are you so hellbent on normalizing your low standards? Don’t discourage people from doing better just because you’re miserable
>>97653343
>>97653354Yeah now this is just pure and raw shitpost.
How do you get inspired when you run out of ideas for a scheme?
What detachment would you use for this list, Champions of Faith or Bringers of Flame?>3 units of 10 Halberd Sacresants >3 Hospitallers to lead them>3 Rhinos to transport them>2 units of Dominions>2 Repressors to transport them>1 unit of Battle Sisters>2 units of 2 Crusaders>3 Castigators
>>97653337I like how you throw all this shit around but can't actually deny anything I've said lmao
took a break from painting dolls and made some craters
>>97653355I imagine everyone here knows about stuff like marine juice, but I just discovered the simple trick of of diluting washes with airbrush thinner. The shading is softer and less splotchy so I have no problems with just slapping it on the entire model and not painting the base colors back over it.I'm very happy now, and want people to know that I'm very happy.>>97653366I either think about artwork other people's paintjobs that I like and then think about what I like in that (doesn't even have to be 40k), or I look at WWI uniforms.
>>97653378What is marine juice?
>>97653384marine juice these nuts
>>97653375looks great, what are they for?
>>97653197I got no replies because you guys were busy arguing about black people or women or something, I thought maybe once you'd settled the matter you might be open to talking about Warhammer
>>97653374You were bitching out a random anon that you thought was me because you’ve gone completely rogue.
>>97653390>baby wants his handheld at 500 fucking points.
>>97653390>catgirl coomer admech art>fussing over a 500pt "list"I'm getting a bretty gud image of who you are here. But no, you were ignored because there's nothing to really comment on. Just go play some tutorial games and have fun with it
>>97653384A universal wash. If memory serves marine juice 2023 edition is:>1 bottle AP dark tone>1 bottle reikland fleshshade>1 bottle lamian mediumI was going to make it myself since washes are driving me insane, but I decided to start by just diluting nuln oil with some thinner.
>>97653390>I thoughtWell you thought WRONG You got your answer already, now go play with your list and be sure to take pictures to post here when you’re done.
>>97653390Ignore that scum fuck, I gave you an answer anon. Good luck.
>>97653390Genuinely your list is pretty bad, here's a better 500pt list:166x poxwalkers
>>97653401Surely, "at 500 points it doesn't really matter, just take whatever" is a comment worth making. If that is the answer to my question, then it's worth saying that
>>97653209>a mix of assault on black reach and the current nobzbased
>>97653389Newgen pls
>>97653418Buddy, you're on a fast track to making yourself an avatarfag people point and laugh at. You (hopefully) have a brain, start using it, and I'd recommend chilling on the super identifiable posts. Go play your games and like another anon said, come back when you have some pics or said game and/or models in process of painting.
>>97653418That is your answer, now go and be free to play with whatever 500 pt army you like.Be sure to take pictures because we always love seeing people with models play games (excluding those with greytide).
>>97653203yeah thats something i shouldve done, realised how bad it looked after i posted it here
>>97653418Youre too dumb to play actually. This post cements it. You’re an actual retard
>>97652938As much as I think it'd be hilarious if Subject D spread into other generals like some form of autistic syphillis, >>97652981 makes a good point which makes me agree with him. Plus it's nice to have a reason to come here. Now I just need to figure out what to do for big stick that aren't my Blood Knights. Also I got double featured in the collage but I'm cool with it if you are
>>97653434No. The art will only get horniner
>>97653394>rabidoh no, somethings off. i think it's spread a-AWOOOOOOOOO
>>97653444Is this before or after Magnus defiled Russ with his BRC (big red cock)?
>>97653389for cover and shit
>>97653310Definitely the warphead. kino minis, and in my opinion its a bit of a stretch to call a banner or flagpole a “stick”.
>>97653468space wolves or blood angels
>>97653468Blood Angels
>>97653468Space Wolves or Dark Angels
>>97653468if they’re men then emperor’s childrenif they’re women then dark eldar
>>97653468Depends if these are>girlsSoB, eldar>girls (male)SW, SoS
>>97653368Surely some sisters players are up, gimme some words
>>97652938I don't think we should move into /wip/ as a collective. That's a shortcut to resentment and the last thing we need is an inter-general feud on top of everything else. If people want to participate in /wip/s thing they can on their own terms I think.
>>97653468>Chinese boys Tau The bony skeleton look all Chinese femboys have is awful holy shit.
please tell me he was so angry at gay jokes he downloaded gay porn to "pwn" everyone
>>97653488Champions of faith and use maces over halberds
>>97652476MAIMKILLBURNMAIMKILLBURNMAIMKILLBURN
>>97653461God please let 11th abstract terrain and get rid of TLoS.
How'd you feel about 40k getting faction terrain like AoS has? Everybody complains about how shitty 40k terrain looks, that would make it so every table at least has two nice terrain pieces on it.
>>97653508The children yearn for previous editions abstract is also shit thoughbeit
>>97653515i would like a church for me sisters
>>97653515Can they just make the bastion a regular order item? It's gone Made to Order three times so they're not trashing the molds anytime soon.
>>97653509>could someone repost it?Here's a link: https://x.com/Shangju_DF11G/status/1766637898424787386Warhammer 40k btw
>>97653180Based and dynastypilled
>>97653530NICE
NecronsBut yellow and blackAnd big
>>97653536Do they play hockey?
>>97653536Nids do it better desu
>>97653558My media literacy skills are activating, why did you post some good guys
>>97651006If Eldar don't gave body fat, what would it feel like to rub their stomachs?
>>97653570salty milk and coins
>>97653569>good guysthat doesn't look like goodguy
>media literacy I swear some of you post like you just woke up from a several years long coma.
>>97651806+1 to hit doesnt make them auto hit you retard. I swear you fuckers dont even play this game
>>97653530>he actually went digging for the sourceUhh warhammer?
>>97653461damn i played early editions wrong, i thought the best cover safe possible was 4+ and only awarded that to bunkers and fortified buildings
>>97653588It's not that hard to reverse image search.
>>97653586um sweaty sounds like your media literacy skills are low40k is a satire btw chuddy
>>97653578cool last chancers
I thought Admech was supposed to be the kino mechanical race, what the fuck is this shit
>>97653600didn't this artist get in trouble for actually being a groomer
>>97653600Why would you want to is the thing>posts the gayest 40K image to ever grace the internet Oh, I see now
>>97653615>what the fuck is this shitKino
>>97653600see the response you're getting? never spoon feed
>>97653615>manlet seething
>>97653615>40k model is slightly silly like Oldhammer models >fakegrogs whine forever about it
>>97653615>Looks directly at the highest level of model kino and can't recognize it
new thread?
>>97653663Not yet bonehead, we wait till page 8 or image limit
>>97653615Sorry anon but I guess you just never had a leg to stand on
>>97653515Im just tired of fucking fortresses and shit. I'd kill for something more wild.
If admech GODS cause this much seething then maybe they're the best faction
>>97653621It's not archon of flesh if you think that, and iirc she claimed she left the 40k community because of death threats for her yaoi guro art and fanfiction. Given that she's a ftm I wouldn't be surprised if she was involved in some grooming.
>>97653672>dictating taste based on random people on the internetsad
>>97653672>dictating taste based on random people on the internetbased
>>97653681>>97653686based
>replying to yourself
>seething
>replying to no one about yourself
>admech causes the most seethe>hardest to paint>hardest to play>the chads choice
>>97653649that dude with normal legs is 5’6. he’s a height frauder using lifts at best and a limb lengthening surgery coper at worst
id take carnac back if we didnt have to deal with this shit on a daily basis
>>97653701don't forget >poorfags not allowed
>>97653706Doom was shit
>>97653706Carnac wasn't a shitposter touristHe was the random scapegoat edgecoc obsessed over for no reason
goddamn it, he's high again.hide any dogs
>>97653700reminder you're only still posting here because 4chan cannot prevent ban evading, otherwise you'd be permabanned like everywhere else
>>97653739Except I wasnt any of those posters you fat pig and Im not banned.
>>97653748chanting "seethe" doesn't help your case, redditor
>>97653748 ________________________fag________________________
>>97653739if it bothers you then you can go everywhere else
CAUSE I'M A WALL BUILDER YES I AM
>seething so badly he replied twice
"one day we will all look back on this and laugh"
>>97653777>Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
>>97653748You've been banned 5 times in the last weekYou got your phone network rangebanned Yet everybody else is supposed to be the problem
>>97653783you need to try harder, redditor
i need ai to help me with posts on the internet*awooooooooo*
>unhinged seething and poorly drawn cartoons Subsimian macaque behavior
Quick, post your favourite model of your faction
>>97653803making fun of your retardation is not seething, you're using the words you picked up here wrong, again
>>97651352I have now heard from two seperate people with inside sources that the Drukhari update is coming in the first few months of 11th in 2026. Which seems extremely unlikely but take that as you will.
>he can't even keep a false flag going>literally just repeats the next word he heard that he thinks will make him sound cool
Anyone got the art of the emperor as the body with blood bags hooked up to the throne surrounded by custodes rather than the typical cool skeleton on chair?
>>97653829you mean the 4th result when you google the golden throne?no
>>97653707They're not that expensive
>>97653701>half-baked dogwater faction >contrarians love it
>perturabo's new plotline is that he's going to war with his ancient enemy..... mars!>and there's some kind of vashtoor detachmentSo iron warriors and washtorr will be one army with dark mechanicus huh.
>>97653893>>97653897seething
>>97653908It's all so tiresome. They're going to make another faction with 8 units in it and half the chaos hand me downs and then not even have the decency to add in some demons besides Vashtor and the Soul Grinder to pad out the roster. Literally a smaller army than the EC launch and they're struggling hard.
>>97653893Off the top of your head, what do you think a current competitive list of AdMech costs at MSRP?
>>97653916coping
Been building some gundams and reminded me how therapeutic a good kit can be, do you guys have a favourite 40k kit to build?
>>97653934I fucking hated building all of world eaters kits. The only good kit I liked building from gw were the old blight kings and treemen.
>>97653488>Surely some sisters players are upI am but I haven't played 10th
>>97653934I’m not very fond of the building aspect, but pretty much any troop kit made in 3rd or 4th edition is pleasant. so braindead easy I don’t have to bother looking at instructions everytime I’m about to put a new piece on, and there’s a bunch of different options to mix and match with, so I can go around thinking of which head suits this torso and which weapon suits this head.
>>97654018Nigga this is 40K go to fucking v for that.
>>97654018what game?highguardbros...
sorry if im spamming the thread with gray models .......but finally made a bit of progress with my sternguard vets 3/10 done y-yay !
>>97654031better clean up them helmet mold lines anon.
>>97654031i really recommend cleaning you're mould lines and snip points before assembly
>>97654031pls remove the moldlines and sprue scars on ur models
>>97654031>all those glue strings>those leftover nubscome on man. don't waste your own time
>>97654039time is only wasted being bored anon, i started there, you get your box of guys you want them put together everyone learns
>>97653703Seethe harder
>>97653897>it's bad because i'm too poor and brown to paint itJust admit it, Admech is the Ayran faction
>>97654059anon, why do you think they hate their flesh and make every attempt to cover it up? they’re all safe hating blacks who have made a cult of removing every trace if black skin from themselves.
>>97654070As they should
>when a /40kg/ shitpost makes it to s YouTubeslopper
>>97654080>that fontPLEASEPLEASEPLEASENO
>>97654087?
What army's players tend to be as sweet as a sugar plum?
>>97654092Space Wolves
>>97654080first time here?
>>97654092CSM and Orks are usually pretty chill on average
>>97654092Statistically, space wolves is the chapter for zesty bucks.
>>97654080>having that shit in your algorithm Ngmi
>>97654092>people who like violence in their fiction and models tend to be pretty relaxed people>people who like cute stuff like sanrio tend to be insane schizo bpd abusersWhat causes this
>>97654080>normgroid basic bitch fontPlease tell me you did this as a prank. It's just a bit right? Right??
>>97654106>>97654097Samefagger without models
Posting 100%, done.Think I don't ever wanna do this ever again.
>>97654119its just a phone font
>>97654106bucks that get broken
>>97654122It’s just so nice dude, fantastic.
>>97654121
>>97654122HOLYHow did you do that shit?
>>97654122It's beautiful joebeit. The Morty models always makes me want to start DG but I hate the rest of it and don't particularly care for the legion anyways
>>97654122Early submission for big stick?
>>97654113Women who have been abused in life or have other mental health issues tend to get into cute stuff as a coping mechanism? I guess.
How come we don't have our own Golden Demon just for the thread?
>>97654135What's that?
>>97654137That might make more sense if women didn't think "a 3/10 male looked at me for 2 nanoseconds" or "I regret having unsafe sex with strangers" their abuses and not their fault
I just don't like the odd aesthetic that the admech machines haveTehcnpriest and skittari are coolI don't like the robotsThe davinci wings on the flyers look stupid
I'm watching a painting video, and he said that by putting down a base layer of one colour, it makes the colour he layers on top of that stronger, but how does that work? Why isn't just two thin coats or such of one colour the same as a layer on top of a different colour?
>>97654143
>>97654143It's for whites, you wouldn't get it
>>97654139not a single person here is trustworthy enough to be a judge for it and any attempt to do it democratically would just lead to it being botted to hell and back
>>97654141this months collage theme.
>>97654157I am the single most trustworthy person, let me judge it
New fucking bread when
>>97653916They're not that expensive >>97653927>>WAACfaggingNo thanks
>>97654158Oh I see, didn't quite follow the collage for a while.Sure, it'd be nice to see my stuff in it together with anons.
Make it fat fucking admech tits edition
>>97654125Yes, that all the Stacy's use and reminds me of COMIC FUCKING SANS. Please don't tell me you actually enjoy comic fucking sans?
>>97654172Never
>>97654185>>97654185robo wife from dark heresy
>>97654147Even two thin coats is not opaque enough to completely block out the base layer underneath. Two thin coats on white primer will be brighter than two thin on black for eg, and in general you will struggle to get nice even bright colours straight on black.
>>97651084I know I'm like half a day late on this but why are you posting models that you posted months ago
>>97654214I was trying to prove that I have progress picks of models, drop the subject.
>>97654113if someone likes an army that is outright vile, then they’re more likely to feel comfortable in their own skin and not care what others might think. bpdemons on the other hand feel a need to overcompensate for their absolutely vile personalities by trying to seem cute and friendly. its the same with someone who is a misogynist becoming a male feminist in order to seem safe, a racist becoming a BLM supporter in order to cope with their inner guilt, or a gay guy becoming a space wolves player to flex their masculinity.
>>97654214It's either a shitposter pretending to be him or he's lazy and hasn't done any work on his minis lately and so has to use old pics. We'll never know for sure ig
>>97654176They're one of two armies that is nearly at 1 point per dollar
>>97654222Just take your own life at this point you obsessive piece of shit >>97654223I clearly told people I was showing proof of WIP pictures I had because they claimed I didnt paint them, are you retarded or something?
>>97654219Ok but why is the only other WIP photo you can post from 9 months ago. Surely you've built and painted something other than that and the hellblasters in that time right?>>97654223He's most likely just posting an old image. Two days later he posts another WIP of those Armigers (Sans decals, but still having those god-awful gradient eyes and Day-Glo Orange weapons).
>seeing people sell minis on marketplace >most of it is put together, a few primed models and one almost (badly) painted miniShits depressing bros, its upsetting seeing them give up so quickly
>>97654245Dude I wasnt keeping all my WIP photos, I went thru and deleted them, you guys used to bitch when Id post grey models remember you sadistic freak!?
I'm starting to think about seriously collecting space marines, bros...
>>97654265You mean Chaos Marines right?
>>97654139You ask this in the same thread that had an autist sperging out and calling anons elitist for using sub assembly methods…
Do you think Necrons are the lowest skill floor but highest skill ceiling faction to paint?
>>97654267No, I already have some traitor boys.
>>97654271You don’t know what those terms mean
>>97654281But normal marines are so boring, doubly so because they're the poster child for the series
>>97654260AWOOOOOOOOAWOOOOOOOAWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>97654265Ok but you can't paint your Marines the same way other anons have already>Ultramarines>Blood Angels>Space Wolves>Salamanders>Salamanders (Feliz Navidad Edition)>Lamenters>Orange and Teal>Frozen Flames>Any others I'm forgetting.
>>97654282Necrons insist upon themselves
>>97654285Meanwhile every other ork poster does the faggy blue color
>>97654265They just started doing the combat patrol releases in my country and im thinking about getting the space marine ones. Ive been in this hobby on and off for a very long time and have never collected marines, if i do choose a chapter it will probably be salamanders, if sally anon leaves we will have to replace him eventually
>>97654122Gawd damn those eyeballs that's sick as hell
>>97654291Hey hey hey im a goffs man at least, we arent all blue bros
>>97651997Look on the bright side - we got a detachment that actually makes the army rule good now. But only in that detachment. And with like none of the cool enhancements or strats the other detachments get. And we're still a horde army. But the detachment though!
Why are Imperiumfags so unfunny and take their faction loyalty genuinely seriously?
>>97654270This post is so retarded and rich with so many wrong statements that I just started laughing at it. Thanks for that.
>>97654285I already have a nice green scheme.
Is it normal for contrast to move apart when applying? I try to put it on, but it moves around, so I reapply then it moves off the part I'm painting
>>97654324sis…
>>97654285>>97654291ork players don’t give a fuck about stepping on each others toes. no one can even differentiate them, anyone talking about them just has to say “blork anon” and hope everyone can intuit which blork anon they’re talking about.
>>97654314Have you seen the people that play marines? They all look like your typical lgs fat dude
>>97654314>why would humans have actual real life loyalty towards the human speciesGod only knows
>>97654325w-what
>>97654314>why are boys so silly! Tee hee! Bitch get back in the kitchen
>see death guard>they're fat, shambling, diseased, hideous, grotesque, pained beasts of men>wow they're literally me
>>97654343I chose the autistic skeletons, myself
>>97654366I'm split between autistic skeletons and super-racist super-soldiers.
>>97654390I'm dabbling in Necrons and they mostly have great models, just avoid the more spindly and small faggots and it's a fun timeThey don't seem too hard to paint either
>>97654390Hey that's me tooImage limit but pretend I posted my crons and BT posing at each other
>>97654324How long are you waiting before reapplication? It doesn't sound like you're letting it dry properly before going back to it, and the new layer of more wet paint is reactivating the old layer and fucking it up. Contrasts do need to be coaxed into corners and wiped (with a cleanish brush) away from flat surfaces, it takes a bit of practice. Maybe try it on some scrap dudes/plastic until you get a good feel for it, personally I make little objective markers out of spare bitz and trash to practice my painting on.
Rolled 2, 3, 5, 3 = 13 (4d6)roll for new thread, hitting on 3s
I think I'm honestly just tired with Thousand Sons. The warpflame thrallband box will be a backburner project and I probably won't collect more than ~1200 points of them.
>>97654446fuckin we wuz kangz ahh faction
>>97654455That'd be the World Eaters.>highest percentage of black people on their store page out of any faction>faction acronym is literally WE
It has been baked>>97654460>>97654460>>97654460
>>97653045"bump" because couldn't find it either.
