58 year old Chunli edition>Bans (new)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97660406 >TQWill WotC ever stop printing UB? At least for 12 months?
>>97665144>Will WotC ever stop printing UB? At least for 12 months?I'd rather we just stop printing UW honestly. Just drop the farce. UB IS a success.
Based entirely on the card aesthetics, which of these cards should I put in my cube?
>>97665278left
>>97665278Left.
>I will push %Other_product% in your favorite hobby and there is literally nothing you can do about it, dumb bitch.
>>97665144>TQNo, they make too much money from it. They don't get people to write those garbage mtg novels, nobody gave a fuck about Gatewatch, loot was a failure. UB is the new norm, get used to it because they'll just keep doing it forever. My prediction is they'll eventually bring back block sets but it'll be for trilogies. For example a set of:>A new hope>Empire Strikes back>Return of the JediThis way they can spread out their UB and make some of the grogs "happy" with set blocks and even block constructed.
Prof is such a bro, i am so happy i consume his content.Latest video where it took him 42 minutes to unbox 12 packs was sooooooooooo good.
>>97665409Didn't someone say you literally can't get through to that number?
>>97665389>garbage mtg novelsI miss when MTG fiction was lovable trash...I read the planeswalker cycle pseudo-recently and really enjoyed it. It's pulpy but also clearly written by someone who thinks what they're writing about is cool as hell.You get that feeling for most of the story. I think it really starts falling apart around war of the spark, but before that I always felt the writers thought what they were writing was worth writing, and so I felt it was worth reading. Even drek like early gatewatch stuff felt like it was made by someone who thought what they were writing was awesome (Ob Nix drowning Gideon is a memorable example).I don't get that feeling at all from the modern story. No one writing actually seems jazzed to write about Loot.
>>97665473>loveable trashYes that's what they were. For example the Homelands comic was surprisingly good. It explained a lot about the world, had interesting locations, characters, a love story, many plot points I felt could have been explored later you can read it all yourself here https://archive.org/details/homelands-on-the-world-of-magic-the-gathering/mode/2upBut this kind of world building takes time, money, effort, and like with Homelands there is no guarantee any of that will translate to a good set. I would take the Homelands set over TMNT any day though. Something with actual soul to it. Rather than meaningless corporate sludge like Loot the key to everything. Or Chandra suddenly being a lesbian with Nissa. Despite 8% of the actual population alphabet mafia they make up 66% of the gatewatch's women.It's just so tiresome. And the worst part is I actually enjoy the TMNT limited environment. It has issues like way too many of the actual turtles. But if you took all the turtle shit and made it a world with ninjas and fantasy robots like warforged it could have been something decent. Each Michael Angelo, or whoever, card could have been a different person.
How standard post turtle dick?
>>97665588
>>97665588https://www.mtggoldfish.com/tournament/standard-challenge-32-2026-03-06#paper
>>97665634Huh is mono green landfall tier 1?That actually looks fun to play. I'd almost be down to build it to go smash local Standard shitters but I don't want to spend hundred of dollars on shitty standard cards that are going to rotate. The idea of spending $30 on a set of something like Innkeeper's talent is offensive to me.
>>97665682>to go smash local Standard shitters but I don't want to spend hundred of dollars on shitty standard cards that are going to rotateproxy everything, nobody is going to notice
>>97665752I could put it together with good proxies for like $50 but is it really worth it?
>>97665815just play pauper
>>97665582I like Jared. His comic book was fun.
>>97665588>4x Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11
Anyways, cool to see I was about 80% accurate with how the BRx monument deck would pan out.Not sure I like Flamewake Phoenix over Timeline Culler, given Culler can be some 1-drop redundancy and is less limited in its casting.Splashing blue for literally only Riddler is insane. Seeing decks splash for one card is a serious indicator of it being banworthy.
still looking for basic lands.realized that Fifth Edition has some gorgeous ones that were only ever printed white/gold bordered.they seem like prime candidates for a black-border alter, do tournaments care if you do that?
>>97666233The best basic lands are Portal: Second Age.
>>97666245I had 10 PO2 ones but gave half away at the LGS to be friendly... wonder if I can buy those back lol, they were quite nice
>>97666233Ive always been a fan of Unglued. Mine are beat to hell from playing sleeveless make a deck from this box of cards I brought to school decks.
>>97666250>gives then away>wants to buy them backeconomics 101
>>97665625Is baffling to me that somebody plays that format lmao, two weeks ago we were talking about Lorwyn, now we are talking about Turtles in a week we will be talking about Harry Potter and the list will keep going. You don't have time to experiment, to settle a meta because you have so much products that you are unable of keep such pacing.That's why I play Modern where I don't see this garbage.
>>97666609Modern is a shit format though m8, and I say that as someone who is going to go win a Modern FNM tonight.Legacy/Premodern/Pauper are the good constructed formats
Say something, ANYTHING, nice about TMNT.
My beloved wife
>>97666233my favorite plains is from invasion
>friend gave me his MtG collection>said he picked over it for expensive cards and gave me the garbage>still happy since it was going to be trashed anyways>6 years of storage in my basement later>open them up and print a Card Slinger to scan them>there's over $4,000 here according to TCG Market price>pic related is a sample, I exported to .csv and have a database of actual card scansI don't really know Magic, how do I navigate this situation? I've already sold $400 worth and it's kinda laborious and dull, monotonous work.
>>97666888there's places that will just buy them all at once, you might get less overall but it would be easier
>>97666888maybe play the game retard
>>97666734Hopefully it sells bad enough to make WOTC seriously reconsider UB.
>>97666233embrace being a white border chad
>>97665380I sure am glad you don't have control over my favorite hobby.
>>97666888Sell to a store. You won't get anywhere near as much but it will save you the time. Some online places do it.
>>97666734Uh...Tokka and Razar is a "maybeboard" option for older formats....that's all I got, chief.
>>97665473Magic novels were decent to great up until Scars of Mirrodin, with very few actual stinkers. After that, well, they refuse to hire anyone who can actually write so I guess it seems only natural to MaRo that they need to outsource story content with UB.
>>97667238Not only that but when they got an actual author to do one pro-bono (Children of the Nameless) they fucked it up by only having it be free for like two weeks before trying to charge for it and the author wrote it expressly so it could be free.
>>97666233>still looking for basic lands.I bought like 500 basic lands from the Baldurs Gate set.I really like the flavor text plus muted symbols. The overall frame just looks very aesthetic to me compared to normal land frames
>>97667238I like the ones about chainer and kamahl i think there was like six books pretty decent i think i skipped over all the merfolk shit though lol.
>>97666609>That's why I play Modern Horizons block constructed ok
It would be so fucking easy to replace this game, so why hasn't any company tried?
>>97667559Because it's not easy.
>>97667590Wrong, its never been tried.
>>97667559retard
>>97667559every time they drop the instant speed interaction. literally THE thing magic and ygo is still alive.
>>97667559Meamwhile:> Lorcana> F&B> Riftbound> One Piece
>>97667657Lorcana is the closest to being an MTG replacement and it still diverges too much.
>>97667559> mfw
PLAY RAGE
>>97667322I don't really like the new borders but those would look fantastic if someone painted them to expand the art.
It was prophesied.
>>97667684any sexy werewolf girls
>>97667826
>>97667834no thank you
What’s the difference between Gaza and mono white in Standard?Gaza has a chance to survive.
>>97667875white weenie just did well in a standard leaguehttps://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7661681#paper
>>97667898Nice try buddy, there's a hybrid W/G so that's not a 'real' white deck
>>97668131
>>97667644lands toofight me
>>97665144I REALLY hate Nu-WotC's "Name, Bullshit Moniker" naming style of legendaries.
>>97668322>Anon, Shitposter of Renown
>>97666233Nothing will beat alara basics for me.
>>97668322I want to go back to "Name Bullshitterson" random legend days
>>97667620Except for the hundreds of card games that have come and gone since it started.
>>97668486name a few then?oh right
> make friends with everyone at FNM> ask them all privately on discord what they are running this week> tally the results> craft my deck with as many mainboard answers as possible for all their decks
Magic is an unset now and I feel fine
>>97668540based member of the chosen tribe
There is art of April O'neal spread eagle and no one cares
>>97668584Mogged by fan service cards from 20+ years ago
>>97668322Can't wait for the elden ring set
>>97668571They should just legalize unsets, they'd fit right in all the formats right now.
>>97668530https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Discontinued_collectible_card_games
>>97668629Have you looked at that ass I don't think you have
>>97668584We need more modal cards. Every card in any given set should be modal, actually.
>>97665144<3 Street Fighter but a instant-focused SF character feels wrong.>TQNo more UB ever.
>watch prof video about stupid expensive cards>tranny jumpscarewhy is he like this?
>>97668884>jumpscareLol this guy's scared of trannies
>[card] isn't meta-defining so it's not a problem that it is merely very overpoweredWhy is this "argument" so popular only in mtg?
>>97668827><3 Street FighterHows your transition going, sis? I bet you look just like Poison :3>>97668900They account for something like 50% of all mass shootings per capita, you'd be crazy NOT to fear a man who slices off his own dick
>>97668900being afraid of skinwalkers is basic survival
>>97668917it's hard for me to say because I don't play the other big card games but in my opinion it is because power creep has really gotten out of hand in the last decade or sowhen a card was really broken we had to ban it because you needed like 3 cards combined to match its power, but now we get broken card after broken card in a lightining speed release rate that it really doesn't register anymorethe fact that the game is basically edh now also doesn't help since they literally design cards thinking>if this is too strong, players can just rule 0 it lol
>sanic>slime>finaru fartasy>ninja turtles>star trek>doctor literal who>im wolkin dead hea>abatar>worthemmeInsane that every franchise and IP that appeared in MtG is not doing relatively good
>>97669007Name one franchise IP that is doing good in the current year.
>>97669025DigimonWe eating like fat pigs its insane
>>97669035>digimon>doing goodLOL
>>97669007What about Fortnite?
>>97669040Fortnite is flailing around and adding skins based on transgender vtubers.
>>97669040>literally any third world kid can download it for free on any platform and get sucked inYou're comparing rotten apples to slot machines
>>97669007Final Fantasy is doing fine
>>97669057How is that different from literally any other western property
>>97669007doctor literal who is doing fine
Bloomburrow
>>97669077Oh no haven't you heard the wokes hate it for defending Israel.
>is doing fineYou really expect an argument, pigga?
>>97669078Fuck this, give me more New York-themed environments, I can't live without the hustle and bustle of the city.
>>97669007Fallout is doing fine. Stranger Things is over, but it was also doing fine before it ended.
>>97669077HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>97669092>Fallout is doing fineIt's a funko pop line.
>>97669092>Stranger Things is over>new seasons lined upthe ride never ends
>>976678261 out of 3 bad chicks you can probably fix
Insane how the west is so fucking scared of trying new shit with movies and shows but instead keep trying to milk shit until it becomes unbearable to have aroundi liked stranger things 1two was aight but i stopped caring after that
>>97669101It's also either the biggest or second biggest show Amazon Prime has ever had.
>>976691122 out of 3 bad chicks you can probably fix
>>97669114He says after the 5th iteration of Naruto and the 10th iteration of Dragon Ball
>>97668584BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>97669112>>97667826>>976691213 out of 3 bad chicks you can probably fix
>>97669120
>>97669122>the big three exist>meanwhile grorious nippon makes 6 million cartoonimes a dayNaturo and Dragnslop aren't that big in japan anymoreIt's all fucking brazilians and mexicans keeping those alive
>>97669081>>97669096i don't think you understand lil brosit's a 60yo british show we shouldn't even be talking about it but it somehow lived long enough to have mtg cards
i like doctor who casuallyits a cool show
>>97669122You're not supposed to point that out, it makes browns really mad to realize that anime is just rehashes. And just think, he will never be Japanese even after all that shilling!
>>97669172I liked it when Karen Gillan wasn't walled
Member when art was good and sexy?
>>97668790I agree that's the FIRE way
>>97669183I member.
>>97669189
>>97669189>>97669191Yeah.
>>97669191I can see they tried, but at the end of the day, he's asian.
>>97669191Why is this okay but we can't have liliana midriff and cleavage anymore?
>>97669180i didn't watch where the doctor became trans i mean a woman
If nier:automata set comes out im dropping loads i mean i'm buying it
I'm playing this tomorrow, hope I don't get raped too hard by the glaring fleshraker abusers
No you won't because there will be no ass shots and all the girls will get covered up.
>>97669089UB: 9/11UB: Rise of the MuslimsUB: Sharia Laws return
>>97669007DBD coming to MtG any year now
>>97669183I have MJ in a dress now, BDSM fairy can't compete.
>>97669231Yeah, same way the deflated Tifa's milkers it made twittertrooners come out of their pedocaves, right?
>>97669172Doctor Who UB in Standard when?
>>97669247Ngl I'd consoom.
>>97668336“This disgusting retard keeps running out on his tab, but his vicious hatred scares away even the most vile Rakdos flesh-rippers”-Belko, owner of Titan’s Keg Tavern
>>97666609>Modern
>>97669250White Liliana will look like that
>>97669235What, you'd rather have faggots?
>>97669347Ok mohammed
>>97669351
>>97669347Faggots are fun. Muslims are no fun.
>>97669309I hope so, or like this.
>>97669025Warhammer is inclining
>>97669347False dichotomy, I can want to have neither
>>97669374America's greatest ally is the only state in the middle east that tolerates homosexuals.
>>97669362I wouldn't want that gay ass pillow either
>>97669381If your 9 year old ninja wife makes you a nice pillow you at least say thank you
>>97669381kek
>>97669066FF14 is maintaining a 59% healthy playerbase but the FF7 remake gigaflopped and I don't think 15 or 16 did much better.>>97669247Honestly the odds of Stranger Things pulling Bolas or Tezzeret or somebody, and therefore that character winding up in DBD, and then there being DBD Magic cards to tie in, is so far from improbable that I kind of want to puke.
>>97669385>GET OVER HERE (and sleep) - fem Scorpion>NO - Prophet Muhammad as he performs babality on fem Scorpion
>>97669394I heard FF11 started getting new players again and they finally managed a way to create new content I don't have any hopes for F7R part 3 but if they somehow don't fumble FF17 in a few years, they could turn things around
>>97669379Don't fool yourself, their neighbors love it too, just with young boys>>97669396After the babality, Muhammad will be much more interested in sleeping with her...
>>97669406We can always hope for any of these IPs to turn things around. Magic not least of all. I wouldn't hold my breath, though, especially with dinosaurian AAA studios.
>>97669347Fuck off Muhamad. This a pro dog game. Store trannies > brown people
There is no scape from UB so... If you could choose a single IP to add to Magic what would be your choice?
>>97669445Elden Ring
>>97669445Kitchen Nightmares
>>97669445Mortal Kombat would fit really well. Tons of magic, evil warlords, elemental powers, cool monsters and the traversing and merging of planes is a core plot element. Hell, you could make it a Planechase expansion for maximum kino.Plus you can get all sorts of boomer-pandering Secret Lairs out of it to really squeeze the piggies.
>>97669445Game of Thrones
>>97666630alright I went 3-0 6-0, 1st place.won 9 packs of ECL + a foil promo pack that had nothing good in it.wtf do I do with all these standard packs? I'm not opening any
>>97669379>America's greatest ally is the only state in the middle east that tolerates homosexuals.Right, Iran just forces them to take hormones and cut their dick off. Much better.
>>97669470>forces them to take hormonesbased>and cut their dick offcringe
>>97669445Silent Hill.
>>97669432There is a contingency of muslims in my city and whenever Im out amd about with my dog, you can see them all cringe away from him. I think that should be a litmus test for deportation and denaturalization. If the presence of a dog upsets you, you dont belong in western (white) society.
>>97669473Ew, a troon
>>97669445Frieren
>>97669445
>>97669445Conan the Barbarian with only Frank Frazetta art
>>97669445something wildly unfitting that would piss everybody off foreversteven universe
>>97669477Dogs are filthy animals.
>>97669469>wtf do I do with all these standard packsI'll gladly take them off your hands or alternatively we can winston draft them.
>>97669501I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty.
>>97669490Fat ass red heads?
>>97669477Pitmommy type post but if it means reducing the cultural enrichment of the west I'm all for it>>97669501True, but they're not literally radioactive
>>97669501Yet i would save any dog over you, anon-kun.
>>97669501But dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.
>>97669445Where's Wally.
>>97669514Naw pibbles have no business here. Hes a lab. If you see a lab and start running away, you have to go back
>>97669509Would you complain?
>>97669470Iran castrates them and kills them if they ever have sex afterwards, that's far preferable than what the United States has forced all western nations to do.
>>97669526No sir
>>97669490Who?
>>97669524Fair enough, never met a mean lab in my life
>>97669362This mean 'angels' can't come into my house because I have magic cards? Based Richard Garfield keeping desert spirits away by printing desert spirit cards.>>97669501Dogs can detect cancer. Dogs know islamic people have spiritual cancer. The hate is mutual.
>>97669207let me ask maro
>>97669531Maelle from Expedition 33But Wizards would never do that game because the women are actually attractive and the only black character dies quickly.
>>97669461>>97669465>>97669468>>97669474>>97669483I hope you get hit by cars.>>97669445Discworld.
>>97669509The UB that would change my mind on UB
>>97669207women in development
>>97669552>Good franchises>I hope you get hit by cars>Shit Discpooworld>Now this is alright!!There is a special place in hell for faggots like you.
>>97669445Schneiderverse
>>97669552Redditworld more like lmao nice bait fren
>>97669445Blood Meridien
>>97669588>>97669624>NOOOOO FANTASY BOOKS WRITTEN BY WHITE GUYS ARE LE BAD>I NEED ANIME (TV SHOWS FOR KIDS) AND LE HECKIN VIDEO GAMES (You) killed MTG.
>>97669630Fucking god awful design, doesn't even reflect Peter as a character. Peter would be a Jund card focused around damaging other creatures you control and fight effects, with a flavour mechanic where you create food and treasure tokens whenever he kills a bird without flying.
>>97669639>anime (tv shows for kids)
Even a White mana Liliana is going to be shit. Kikes of the Shekels hate the color that much.
You ever think about how singles prices are impacted by the fact that TCGplayer takes a roughly 15% cut of all sales on their platform and also fronts the cost of shipping onto the seller 99% of the time?I feel like singles would be cheaper if sellers didn't have to increase their prices to offset the fees and shipping payments. It's funny that in-person paper sales and trades use TCGplayer as a price guide given this info when there's no shipping or platform fees to take into account as well.
>>97669648Yes. Every time you watch an anime you're essentially just watching Teen Titans Go! but for asian kids.
>>97669648No need to bring discworld into this
>>97669656Isn't it weird then that most japanese cartoons have LGBTP characters in them?
>>97669588>>97669624I'm not anti-anime but what's wrong with discworld? I don't consider the series "reddit." Redditors are primarily American and don't read fantasy that isn't ASOIAF or Harry Potter. Ravnica is already a diet Ankh-Morpork,and it's obvious the books were a massive influence on the plane. My only reservation would be Terry isn't alive to mediate the design.
>>97669656Sure, and Discworld is a children's book.
I gotta admit bro never thought I'd saw the day playing MTGYou gotta thank all those cool collabs because otherwise your TCG would have been dead and gone by now years agoYour main game arts is doodoo bro people pay to get cool arts not dull cards Thank Avatar, Spider-Man, Marvel, LOTR, TMNT... Ain't nobody spending $7 on a booster for the boring smelly fedora arts from the main game KEKIf you basement dwellers were in charge, the company would go bankrupt
>>97669673this but unironically
>>97669673Which one? Going Postal and Guards! Guards! are both plenty entertaining as an adult. I don't think I would get most of the jokes if I read them as a kid. I read Color of Magic at 14, around when I started playing Magic.
>Your main game arts is doodoo bro people pay to get cool arts not dull cards
>>97669445classic yu gi oh is the cross over i need
>>97669652> implying blue was ever better than red
>>97669691Newfag
>>97669690>Loyalno she's not
>>97669691All of the colors were competitive: if you also ran blue cards in your deck.
>>97669696Custom cards are hard
>>97669688What's so weird about him?
>>97669688https://youtube.com/shorts/BSxhhlJEEtk
>>97669723He fucks pizza
>>97669652white has always been historically shafted but let's not pretend that it's not just a mechanic away from being format defining
>>97669746Imagine a world where venturing into the dungeon and initiative was made an evergreen mechanic like how every other trading card game has some dumb gay minigame element.
>>97669759The way Garfield intended.
>When this creature enters or attack, Chessify! (to Chessify, you may take a turn on the chessboard, when you checkmate in the chess game, all your opponents are reduced to 1 life total)
>>97669191Where are the Lorwyn elf horns?
>>97669768He unironically did intend Magic to be like that. If you look at all of his other card games, they all do this shit.
>>97669677I don't even have a basement.
>>97669191>All these female gaze pandering over the years>""""women""""" still vastly outnumber women in LGS settingsSometimes I wonder if their marketing department is right in the head
>>97669779Are you implying that the heccin valid trans women are all straight men?
>>97669776Yeah and nobody liked them.
>>97669776>>97669788should have stopped at his early sagas
>>97669788So they're just like Magic then.
>>97669690>ClassicYou will get Nirvana High Paladin and you will like it.
>>97669778thankfully you're still not in charge
>>97669782male troons hate hot men anon
>Brian Griffin, Voice of Reason>2W>Legendary - Dog Ally>When this card enters the battlefield, scry 1 then draw a card>2W: put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, that creature is unblockable this turn.>2/2
>>97669788unironically dota is a prime UB candidate because LoL has a card game and they don't
>>97669801That's also a terrible design. Family Guy characters should all be Jund or Grixis.
>>97669801Post planeshifted Lois from that alternate Family Guy universe where Christianity doesn't exist
>>97669814That's S1 Brian, Pretentious Liberal Brian is a different card.
Corpses being able to bounce itself back to hand to fuel more discards feels very good. I think it is a better include than Flamewake Phoenix, as it hedges better against graveyard hate and can build far more threatening boards than just a lone 2/2.Locust Spray kills what we need it to kill (Elves, lands) while doubling as burn and filtering. Maybe not optimal, but it feels fine and we can have a few bigger removal pieces in the sideboard if the match calls for it.Bloodthorn Flail is a solid include, but it feels like shit in multiples so I have it as just a 1-of for some extra discard outlet support.It feels good, at least able to take games against all the top decks. It might even downright fringe playable.
>>97669819Season 1 Brian is Esper.
>>97669462ok this would be top tierfull on accelerationism
>>97669801Should be blue. All of effects are blue.
>>97669832Depending on your perspective, the foundation for it was already laid when Eldraine introduced the food token and type, only to use it to depict the worst looking piles of slop imaginable.
>>97669445>>97669462Gordon Ramsay could be a whole block>Kitchen Nightmares>Hotel Hell>Behind Bars
>>97669832>>97669839>>97669846
>>97669846what color would ramsay be
>>97669850Grixis, I'd imagine.
>>97669850With the new "have the same character represented by eight different cards in the set" technology, he can be all colors and all combinations of colors.
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home.
>>97669838>Even Family Guy can't get a White card with playable effectsIt's over.
>>97669848>New creature type "Raw"Hell yeah, the UB set crossovers are going to be awesome!>Legendary Creature - Raw Wrestler>Legendary Creature - SmackDown WrestlerI AM A ROMAN REIGNS AND I EAT BEANS
>>97669856Food Trib- I mean Kindred isn't in Grixis.
>>97669863>Food Trib- I mean Kindred isn't in Grixis.IT IS NOW, NERD
>>97669862Bad game design on your part for missing the human creature type on all of them.
>>97669873didn't miss anything
>>97669859reminder that martin berlin didn't bend to wotc shit and kept muh racist cards like crusade legal
>>97669873>Bad game design on your part for missing the human creature type on all of them.Who cares.WotC doesn't care, why do you?
>>97669877>shitposting on an anime imageboard counts as caring now
>>97669880>>97669877Care Bears ub WHEN???????
>>97669867Brain Food - 1UArtifact Instant - Food>Create a Food token then draw cards equal to the number of Food tokens created this turn.>Secret Ingredient (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a food you control. Whenever that Food is sacrificed, its controller may cast a copy of the encoded card without paying its mana cost.)
>>97669695> otks youOopsie, sowwy mister bwue mage
>>97669891>Create a Food token then draw cards equal to the number of Food tokens created this turn.Why are we limiting it?That's not very FUN, INVITING, REPLAYABLE, EXCITING of you.Food tokens you control. Ship it.
>>97669875Holy based
>>97669903>cultural insensitivitywhat about all the black vikings from kaldheim
>>97669912when you think that everyone's a citizen of the world all that matters to you is "evening the score"
>>97669903It's extremely funny to see this warning on Cleanse
>>97666233Again, black bordering is fine. All alters are up to the discretion of the head judge but no judge is going to screw with you over basics unless you've gone out of your way to make them identifiable in sleeves in the same way a marked card would be. My personal favorites, only looking at sets up to Scourge.https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&dir=asc&order=released&q=t%3Abasic+frame%3Aold+game%3Apaper+%2B%2B&unique=cards>PlainsICE PanoramaPO2 152. My favourite plains overall.ODY 334All 5ED>IslandAll MIRAll 5EDAll USGODY 337PAL03>SwampICE 373 (and the Arena foil)7ED 348PAL03All MIR>MountainARN Mountain (Any printing)All MIR7ED 338ODY 344ODY 346>ForestICE 381 (and the Arena foil)ODY 349>Full CyclesArena 1996All PORAll PO2All P3KAll PALP
>>97667590It's SUPER easy but everyone's retarded except me. I will show you faggots. I will show everyone. I will have 6 colors. And all maro can do is stick his ugly nose up my ass to get one last sniff of a good meal after I've bankrupted JotC and Hasbeen.
can you get disqualified from a premodern tournament for showing up with basic lands from a new set
>>97669035nigger it's over, scamdai picked the brown horde over the pokemon killer. Pack it up. It's over.
>>97669936I hope so.
>>97669936No. But everyone will dislike you for it.
>>97669936No, but you can for running English cards
>>97669445Puyo Puyo.dungeon meshi might be cool too
>>97669746Initiative and Dungeon venturing should honestly be exclusively mono white. JOTC has tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas.
>>97669944>the pokemon killerlmaoit's been over for 25 years and 5 different card games, Anon
>>97669677amerikwans are a disease
yeah but amerishart has a point>boring artsThey could at least comm the illustrators to do cool shit instead of the same tired bland realistic paintingshit is so bland that even people who dont play this game are nostalgic for the old art style
>>97670021I meant strictly the tcg.
>>97670044>the tcg is deadeh, just your regular mondaygive it 5 years and there will be another
>>97670050if merfolks looked like this this game would get new playersbut wotc is allergic to good shit
>>97670050Free the nippleThe only good idea feminists had, and failed on :(
>>97670057Wotc is allergic to anything pro male gaze
>>97670063Anon ... the cards they made are for males ... they are just either gay male or pronoun bearing males.
the male gaze in question
>>97668584#not my April
>>97668790Every card should have Cycling 3 on it to reduce feelsbad moments in the late game.
>>97670069I look like this
>>97670094This but with lands
playpremodern
>>97670068>they are just either gay maleBased! More hunky Okos and Ajanis please.
>>97670068The pronoun bearing males prefer to be called transbians.
>>97670063Anti male gaze pro male gays
>>97670094This but landcycling 0
which sites can I buy mtg singles from that won't fuck me on shipping?the shops in my city are somehow all sold out of the premodern cards I wanted or jacked the price
I'M A PIG AND I LOVE SLOP
>>97670105it begins
>>97669630What's the point of playing the subgame if the winner doesn't get anything and you scry 2 no matter what?
When two won't doThree is the magic numberFor which I hungerTo my belt I'm looking to add two more notchesSo how bout you chicks step into my sexual officeAnd yeah I know that neither of you are flawlessBut you broads are flawlessWhen you are braless Your butts and your boobs make me go berserkstep inside my office and lets get to work
>>97670135>VALUE>VALUE>VALUEWhen will the final shoe land?
>>97670189yjk
tmnt killed draft at my storeinsane difference in turnout from lorwyn
>>97669552Based pick, shame your taste isn't good enough to enjoy some Mortal Kino as well.
>>97670189I didn't realize that was April in wig until now.
>>97670147Because cutaway gags in Family Guy don't matter
>>97670237>tmnt killed draft at my store>insane difference in turnout from lorwynCowabummer, dude.
>>97670147To synergize with subgames matter cards.>Time Machine>You may tap this card during subgame as long as it's on the battlefield during the main game. (This card doesn't untapped during a subgame's untap step)>You may cast cards exiled with Time Machine as long as you aren't playing a subgame>2 Tap: Exile target artifact. Activate during a subgame only.
>>97670189> green> draw 3 cardsMy color pie...
>>97670272
>>97670189>card named harmonize>does not use harmonize mechanic
>>97670237
>>97670341harmonize is a 20 year old card>>97670292that was kind of the theme of Planar Chaos
>>97670394I know.are you excited for planar chaos 2.0?
>>97670408I'll be excited for just about anything after Marvel and The Hobbit back to back
My wife will save the game.
>>97670394>planar chaos was almost 20 years agojesus
What caused Jace to go so batshit insane that he creates his own opposite universe and invades the current one?
>>97670438Test is the best WWE wrestler.WWE UB confirmed?!
>>97670492KWAB
>>97670481He wants to reverse time and undo all his mistakes.But do to that, he needs to travel to the Marvel universe and borrow Thanos' gauntlet.
>>97670497KWABabunga.
>>97670497>KWAB, 1WB>Legendary Enchantment Creature - Kevin Nash>I - Create a 1/1 black human creature token>II - Create a 1/1 white human creature token>III - You may tap an untapped white creature and an untapped black creature you control. If you do, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life
>>97670492>>97670497>>97670548>Test is the best WWE wrestler.>"... and he appeared to have died during a meal since a half-eaten pizza was found near his body."
>>97670112Anti-male gaze? Faggot I would wash out that twink's cum gutters
Why isn't Liliana hot and sexy anymore?
>>97670629The chainveil protected her from walling.
>>97670629being a tight little goth whore in front of all your students is generally frowned upon
>>97670629Chandra's breasts were chopped off. Liliana was sent to a nunnery to cover up her offensive tummy and breasts. It's amazing how the supposed left are the ones actually forcing women to cover up. Or is that just women in men's entertainment?
>>97670680Why did they use a fat model for the left card?
>>9767039420 years of Maro wiping his ass with the color pie. No wonder mtg is in shambles.
>>97670680
>>97670689
>>97670394This card went so hard in my mono G combo piles
>>97670687>Planar Chaos taught us the danger of playing with fundamentals. They're a lot harder to work with than it seems at first blush.Blue vigilance.Blue reanimator.Blue life gain.Blue aggro.Blue needs MORE, Mark!
first
>TQ
Standard is flourishing
How long until companions come back? If standard games end by turn 4 than companions aren't broken.
Thank God we’re back, I almost started playing Pokémon
>>97669394what you mean the "stand up, stand up for groomer pride" thing didnt go over massively well for Final Fantasy 7 remake? or releasing it as an extended tech demo with 10 hours of fetch quests added in only to end where the game normally starts (exiting midgar, about 5 or 6 hours after starting the real game)? or spending a decade to release it into 3 parts? jeez no wonder Square fired all their American contractors
Did you hear the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is publishing their own card game? They are calling it Riffbound.
You ready for Upcoming UBs bros?
Events in my LGS:Saturday TMNT draft - 2 people signed upRiftbound standard - 10 peopleSunday:MTG Standard Showdown - 7Flesh and Blyad constructed - 8TMNT MW (Friendly draft, no idea what it means) - 3 people Looks like we are winning UB haters bros.
>>97671260WotC wouldn't dare offending Ronald McDonald's fans
What is MTG equivalent of this?
>>97671260I like the Colonel more.
>>97671316Are you trying to say that the black pawn should get be able to use the double pawn move to gain shroud?
>cheap colorless graveyard hate that generates value on tap i hope you like seeing this card everywhere until rotation
>>97671316poison+trample against indestructible
>>976662335th edition continues to be the greatest set ever released.Not counting 'premium' basics (Gurus, Euro lands, etc...) I'm a big fan of most of the Urza's Saga lands but especially the planes. There were forests and islands in Onslaught that looked great too.I really like the mountains from 5ed the most. In particular the one that looks like a Bob Ross painting with the greens and blues. There's a snowy one that's alright too.
>>97671316
>>97671364WotC casually swapping all dies effects to "leaves the battlefield" so the arms race that lead to all removal needing to exile to be good is rendered irrelevant.
>>97671378But exile does nothing against "leaves the battlefield
>>97671382Yes. Thank you for repeating my point.
>>97671378>loses all abilities and then fucking dies fuck off, you're not triggering shit
>>97671372IT'S NOT LETHAL DAMAGE SO IT SHOULDN'T EVEN CROSS OVER
>>97671378>>97671364Combos with spider-sense. Good time to invest
>>97671364>Let's reprint affinity in a set where you can generate mutagen tokens for fucking breathing Genius
>>97671456At some time in the future people will look back at the SPM set and pine for it as MTG devolves into a true nightmare of new sets and things like Care Bear UB
>>97671517And that's a threat
>>97671517Thanks I hate it
>>97671574what happened to blue bear?
>>97671591At some time in the future blue will be banned
>>97671316Playing a land, tapping it for 3 turns and not casting anything.
For the other anon from a few days ago, I found this anti-slop mod for forge, still need to figure out how to remove/add specific sets though
>remove the shitty one drop or be raped by sneak cardsthis is gayest standard has been in a while
draft was fun for exactly 5 days, now i can comforatbly say i saw every possible pack in existence (except secret cards, however they are called) and now this shit is boring as fuck.
>>97671843I haven't played Standard since Vivi got banned. (I only play Brawl now). Has Standard gotten worse since then?
>>97671843damn, sounds like modern since mh2!
>be me like 5 months ago>really into vintage cube >play on xmage>drafts rarely get 8 people so do sealed 1v1s instead>get black lotus, ancestral recall, time walk, one ring>assume the game is won anyways so decide to try some upheavel and paradoxical outcome meme deck>my cards are busted but they dont actually quite support that>win game 1 easily off a busted lotus start>lose game 2 to a fast aggro start where I didnt do anything>game 3 goes the distance, but notably opponent has played 0 power meanwhile I have like the most busted cards in the game>end up losing>it dawns on me that I lost a match of mtg with black lotus, one ring, ancestral recall and time walk in my deck>interest in mtg totally dissapears>never touched the game again>everytime the topic of MTG comes up I remember that loss in an inconsequential xmage match vs some brazillian
>>97672052forgot the obligatory wojak image for extra comedic effect, thank you arena general for making me mispost there first and then delete and forget to attach the image here
>>97671260(((WotC))) wouldn't dare include White Jesus, nor would they call him Christ, Messiah or Son of God lest Moloch immediately consume their soul
>>97672120Your indignity will never end
>>97672120>>97672052>Loser irl>Loser in game (with black lotus, one ring, ancestral recall and time walk in deck)>Loser on 4chanLmao
>>97672175White Jesus is just circumcised Gideon
>>97672175>(((WotC))) JotC
>>97671843isn't standard monoG vs UR lessons vs UG counters rock paper scissors?
Damn, whoever invented the draft 2 cards draft-format is peak retarded. I wasn't even trying to do well, just went with the good cards from the first few packs. (undefeated deck)(april was really good at removing lands when I was flooding or find lands when I was stuck (one time))Again, I wish Turtles had a print of in-universe cards. While playing the draft I had memberberries of playing Betrayers of Kamigawa theme decks.
>>97672052Power nine don't mean as much in limited as they do in constructed. Mox for example are amazing but in limited often just turn into a land that's more easily destroyed that you can play whenever you want. Limited is decided by creatures 99% of the time not whatever meme shit you had.My own cube has black lotus and moxes but they don't decide games on their own, you still need a decent deck around them.>>97672120Pathetic
Alright, it's Saturday, how was the release in your town?
>>97672434the release?
>>97672438he's talking about the last massive shit you took
>>97671416*earthbends you*
>>97672325>arenaNot real MTG. Go to your containment thread
New pauper staple, this card is making waves.
>>97672473>>97672473>>97672473
>>97670936Lurrus is still the strongest card in Vintage.
