Miracle Dragon Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97777003 >TQIs Secrets of Strixhaven going to be bad?
>>97795015>they brought back the Cheatyface mechanicfuuuuuuuuck
>>97795015Opps>Previously>>97786111
PlayDandanhttps://pastebin.com/KCJQ1TkF
>>97795015I prefer the normal card frames. Am I the only one? New ones don't really look like mtg cards they look like shit.
>>97795104I agree. Retvrn.
>>97795015>cards in hand get le miracle>also, you draw le card every turn!!!!!EVERY CARDMUST BE AN ENGINEAND ITS OWN FUEL
>>97795332FIRE design at its finest. Now we have FIRE design AND commander bait. Here are all the sets that will be in standard too. Mtg is a fucking disaster.
>>97795385this is, objectively speaking, the worse set symbol of all time
>>97795015I don't like Lorehold >:^(
>>97795385Its kinda facinating how I hate every decision they made in last decade.Literally every fucking decision>b-b-b-b-bb-ut FF set was goodYeah, because cards were fun and draft was interesting, it might as well been actual MTG set and it would be just as good
>>97786111
>>97795588>magic play ubIt's cowabummer.
>>97795448A challenger approaches.
>>97795600good try but the fucking M on a book is still much worse
>>97795448Fracture is looking extremely shit, too. Its just a fucking square.
>>97795619I disagree but they are both awful
Here's my personal hierarchy of UBs based on how sloppy they are.>1. Children's Cartoons: Literally the lowest of the low, why would you do this.>2. Comic books: Awful because nobody actually buys comics, but saved from being the lowest due to the fact that "some" LGS are also comic book stores>3. Video Games. Don't think I need to elaborate much on this, if you want to play a video game, just go play the damn video game.>4. TV and Movies: Just generally sloppy, we (generally) don't want to see real people on Magic cards.>5. Books: Preferable to the previous 4 by a large margin, taking pre-existing fiction and adapting it to game-form is fine.>6. Other Tabletop Games: This is how it ought to be, you actually will see a crossover audience and it won't be as egregiously offensive as Magic players absorb this from osmosis.
>>97795385>This is Standard right now>Such amount of cards and stupid shitWhere things gone so wrong?
>>97795632You should never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least
>>97795667>Where things gone so wrong?August 25, 2017 when wotc released eminence and realized they can easily milk EDH tards December 2, 2019 when first secret lair dropped and degens bought that shit October 4–12, 2020 When walking dead crossover was released and degens bought it instead of burning WOTC headquaters November 28, 2022 When "30th anniversary celebration" proxy alpha product was released and some people actually bought it
>>97795707Just want to add to my post:I think our biggest problem are pathetic beta virgin nerds, that are so fucking goofy and souless they actually dont understand what is a "personality" so they think buying everything MTG related and talking about MTG nonstop is a personality. I have no idea how or why this people have this much money, because obviously since they are retarded if they still buy into wotc garbage Hasbro produces at insane rate while constantly lovering quality and increasing price.If you have only one hobby and its MTG, seek help.
>>97795686The least in this case is Dungeons and Dragons or Warhammer.
PAY UP PIGGYOink-OinkSqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>97795448I personally hate the checkered flag more. You could have told me that the M was some kind of core set or starter product called 'Magic Spellbook' or something and I might have bought it. Masters 25 upsets me more.Aetherdrift is the worst expert level expansion set symbol that isn't UB.
>>97795803>Aetherdrift is the worst expert level expansion set symbol that isn't UB.fair point, I can see that
>>97795104>>97795163based. sometimes older is betta
>>97795773this fucking company really...
>>97795104No you are not alone
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home...
>>97795104I love old border cards, but I hate the white edge used for reprints.
Come home.Play Pauper.
>>97795015You guys promised me MTG was going to die 2 weeks ago.
>>97796126It's a death of the spirit.
>>97796126Can you call alive this rotten walking corpse of a game?
>>97796126Is it not?
>>97795586Then you dont actually hate UB you just dont like bad sets which mtg is full of in its 30+ years of existence
>>97795773Oink.
>>97795735You know what would give you a personality though? Proxying mtg cards because imitation is the sincerest form of flattering wotc
>>97795632>>97795686>>97795760MTG is a bunch of the best mechanics with the worst ipPokemon is the best ip with a bunch of the worst mechanics(You) cannot refute this
>>97796215Both should burn(You) cannot refute this
>>97796179You tell me.
>>97796227MTG is dead. EDH is all that's left.
Trying to make a "competitive format" out of an unchanging card pool is a fool's errand, Premodern's card pool should be a random assortment of 1994-2001 cards that shuffles every so often.
>>97796252Premodern just needs ban rotations
>>97796252Then why is poker competitive even though it has an unchanging card pool?
>>97796222>you cannot refute my saltIndeed
>>97796215Nahhh.Magic's IP is great, you just have to filter out the last 10-15 years and you get a setting that gigamoggs your favorite japanimes and vidya.
>>97796252Sorry but Premodern is literally the only way to enjoy this game right now.
>>97796280>my (favorite time period) is the bestProof next thread? Lol
>>97796294Huh?
White is infinitely more cancerous than Blue, and it's not even close
>>97796297Exactly.
>>97796299No white or blue card in the last 5 years rivals the absolute niggery that is Orcish Bowmasters.
>>97796280>>97796294>10-15 years i would say 20 but magic 15 years still looked like a cool ip sometimes
>>97796308A shame how they ruined white Phyrexians.
>>97796308Making passable stories isnt the same as intellectual propertyIP is meant to be milked and in an ideal world Jace would show up in other media, that's just how it goes
>>97796323yeah
>>97796326>IP is meant to be milked and in an ideal world Jace would show up in other media, that's just how it goesHe does.
>>97796326in an ideal world neowalkers wouldn't exist
>>97796333>gatewatchMan they really thought they had something there didnt they?
>>97796338Never milked to her full potential, sad!
>2027 UBsMinecraftFantastic FourAdventure TimeMario BrosEnjoy.
>>97796351>minecraft>marioWould be ludo if they simulated the actual gameplay of both.
Anon, you wake up tomorrow and an evil genie has tasked you with fixing Magic's IP. (A WotC employee made a wish and this is their punishment.)You must rebuild Magic's original storytelling identity, with one constraint: You must maintain something recognizable as a brand image across all sets. It can be a character, macguffin, anything. The only rule is that you need to include something the marketing team can shit out as an IP identifier in merchandising.Whatever you say, goes (limited to influence over WotC and Hasbro). If you do not give marketing their merchandising fuel, the genie will kill you. The death will be fairly quick but extremely painful. All other consequences of your actions will remain.What do you do?
>>97796339It's like marvel!!
>>97796367For comparison dota's logo is just two dots and a diagonal line to represent their map, so wotc did the same to represent planeswalking, an idea unique to mtgThe problem is wotc cant write good planeswalker characters for shit so they made every character planeswalk via omenpaths to visit better characters via UB instead
>>97796384Also, you know, Dota doesn't rotate characters out of the game for years at a time (anymore).
>>97796367This is the new unified artstyle.
>>97796338Except for Kiora, right?
>>97796367Myr and slivers. And maybe new iconic and unique creature types like them. It's batshit insane that they made absolute zero zilch nada figures/plushies whatever with some of the most interesting/creative pieces of the game.
>>97796367WEATHLIGHT SAGA TWO BAYBEE!
We need Arabian Nights block ASAP.
>>97796476nah fuck UB
>>97796476We're never getting Return to Rabiah.
>>97796474sliver enthusiasts are very undermilked by wotc
>>97796475Isn't that basically what Dominaria United was?
>>97796402this was when they went off the color pie rails. 1cmc for 1/1 flying in blue is just wrong even with a drawback. now blue gets way better creatures.
>>97796476They would do a 3 Kingdoms return first
>>97796487One set a saga does not make
>>97796519Anon, Flying Men came out in 1993 in Arabian Nights, the first ever expansion.
>>97796126It's the LEGO method for using other franchise's IPhttps://youtu.be/dSgwNvydXhI?t=877
>>97796593Flash flyinghttps://scryfall.com/card/j22/64/spectral-sailorDraw a card too
>>97796593Green did it.
Oink.
>>97795983What the hell where they thinking with white borders? There are so many cards you can have only with white borders. Or the black bordered versions have terrible art.If I had a time machine, I wouldn't use it to prevent wars or gay stuff like that. I would tell 90's WotC to not ever print white bordered cards and not create the Reserved List.
>>97796476what's a famous story they haven't done yet?
>>97796793
Reminder to gatewatch your hobbies
I am a pig and I eat slop.
I think if we could declare attacks on creatures, the game would be somewhat fixedcreatures have just become too much of a threat in the current game
>>97796835Twelfth Night
>>97795803My vote goes to caverns of ixalan because the colors on it were so cramped that it was hard to tell commons from uncommons
What's the breaking point? What could WotC realistically do to not only make you stop buying product, but also the people you know?
>>97797171I intentionally avoid contact with MtG players, or as I like to call them, Trannies.
>>97797171>meDisrespected my particular autistic microniche of the lore for the last time, haven't played or bought product since>people I knowOne bugged out over general wokeism, the rest seem to be in it for the long haul
>>97797171There is none. All the players that had the will and intelligence to understand what wotc are turning the game into already cashed out and left. Those that remain are the weak willed paypiggies who don't have the strength to quit. They'll put up with anything and will keep playing and buying cards and crying about the game until the precise moment Hasbro goes bankrupt.
>>97796476No one working at WotC has the literary interest much less the balls to do something like this anymore
>>97796126MtG died in 2019 (or a few years earliers depending on who you ask).The current thing might have the same name, but it's not the same game
>>97797330>The current thing might have the same name, but it's not the same gameIt's slop in an MTG skinsuit, basically. The same as everything. Star Trek. Star Wars. Dr. Who. LotR.It's all the same thing in different skinsuits.
>>97795448the ninja turtles and spiderman logos are worsethis one just has a big M which you could say it stands up for "Massive faggots" which represents WotC's staff 100%
>>97797330they invested too much on commander to the point that even commander players are sick of UB, amazing really
Someone explain this?
>>97795047this shitty pastebin doesn't even have a link to the rulesand if it does, it's too buried amongst other links to be easily foundI'm not interested in history of the format, and I'm not going to play random youtube links on the off chance the explain the rulesput the complete rules at the very top or in the very first link (in written form) if you want to attract people to your fringe fish format
>>97795600That is unironically my favorite set symbol out of all the pre-2020s commander products.
>>97796367Make a story arc that revolves around a mcguffin that can give things a discount planeswalker spark. Think the stand arrow for Jojo, but it only works while you have it on you.>But isn't that just the AethersparkYeah but this one gives you some of the pre-mending bonuses and looks like something you can market by looking like the planeswalker symbol.Would be interesting to watch all the desparked dudes fight for it and narratively you can tackle a lot of themes since it'll be changing hands often so you can explore a lot of characters, motivations and themes. You could resolve the arc with people accepting that loss of planeswalking as a metaphor for people accepting that Magic isn't the same game anymore and that shit changes, but sometimes those changes look an awful lot like what we had before.
Few threads ago i mad post bitching about how wotc is so lazy they still havent updated their twitch game pfp from EOT. Well, now they did... to whatever the fuck this supposed to be, i assume its SOS because that white character looks like owl.This shitty company cant do ANYTHING right
>>97797171>What's the breaking point?I dont think there is. I still remember watching cozy low viewer count streamer (scottynada, pretty decent at game) and when i asked him "what ub would make you quit magic?" he honestly answered "probably none".I think mtg tards are too deep in mtg hole to crawl out, they invested so much money/time into worthless cardboard to just switch to anything else.
>>977975622016 is so tryhard
>>97797627This is the image of the students that got sent to lorwyn to die
>>97797477When in doubt, it must be Premodern.
>>97796367Got to admit. As some people suggested, you have Silvers, Eldrazi, hell the phyrexians would be a great regular mascot villian too. However, they other kill them off. Or nerfs them by end of the block/set where they're not much of a threat after. Hell, Nicol Bolas being a endgame boss would been good. Or have groups. However it feels like they can only do one at a time. Rather than have multiple threats who might work together or attack each other. Honestly, make the Silvers be MTG "chimera ants", Bolas the final boss, Eldrazi your Lovecraften horror, and Phyrexian your borg. (Plus, all the local threats of the current plane.) The idea of a cute Pikachu mascot isn't needed. However the idea of a villian mascot as the idea you are a planeswalker and could be work with or against them pushed the "mature" aspect and let be honest. Would drive sales more than a "baby yoda" to sell to tourists. Hell, look at IPs like Star Wars, Walking Dead, Dragon Quest, Mario, etc. Some of their biggest icons are villians even their basic grunts.
>>97797522The decklist is the rules, I wanted to give an introduction first. But feedback taken I have updated it.https://pastebin.com/umGk9qQD
>>97797562Then you have shit taste.
>>97797627Strixhaven 2 looks so shitty man....
>>97797171When the retailers realizes how bad the sell-through rate is
>>97797627>twitch game pfpWho gives a shit
>>97797627>234 viewersbrothers... arena is just not popular...
>>97797816thanks anon>The decklist is the rulesthat really wasn't obvious to a newcomerI saw "one deck, one graveyard" and thought it was the blurb, a summaryand I expected specific rules to follow, but couldn't find themso the google doc answers my doubts
>>97797869>Who gives a shituhh everyone that matters?
>>97797816FYI none of the "dandan" links in the google doc work, they return 400bizzarely, the in-doc preview is displayed correctly
>>97797990>she willingly opens links posted on 4chins
>>97797841So just like Strix 1
>>97797841It has the generic current year magic patterns. there will be one card with a cripple, and I will make fun of them when they appear.
>>97798010Imagine being such a brown Brazillian pajeet that you can't recognize pastebin and google docs.You probably play premodern.
>>97798149NTA but i do play premodern :D
>>97798206What deck(s) do you play?
>>97798211NTA, Rack pile.
>>97798052This. If you didn't realize that Strixhaven was a shitty setting with the initial "What school of magic are you?" stage video with the fucking talking book and anemic characters then I don't know what to tell you.
>>97797917Wotc cancelling pewdiepie when he streamed arena is all you need to know that they are retarded
>>97798237>Wotc cancels free advertising because they had period cramps???? lol if true
>>97798355No.
>>97798378https://www.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/aqqp7j/rmagictcg_censors_and_locks_thread_about/Cope more
Gavin Verhey creating powerful white cards, 2026 - colorized
>>97798393>/r/MagicTCG censorsAre you merely pretending?
>>97798425>r/magictcg doesnt work in lockstep with wotcHow naive and how new
>>97798420Why does it have vigilance? That's a blue mechanic.
>>97795018seriously, how did they print that knowing full well it requires the tiniest measure of sleight of hand to introduce reasonable doubt in a competitive event
still no Learn card leaked right?Learn confirmed 8/10 on Storm scale
>>97797034That would literally just make creatures even more important. It would be like Hearthstone where a deck without creatures is unthinkable.What the solution is is simply stop printing creatures that are blatantly pushed. You should not get a 3/3 with three highly positive abilities for three mana.
Wotc is no longer able to print a cards this good.Flavor Text > Rules Text
>>97797171>What could WotC realistically do to not only make you stop buying product, but also the people you know?Everyone I know already stopped playing Magic back when Odyssey was a new set.
>>97797034> Doesn't know about provokeMtG mechanics have been fully explored since time spiral
>>97798484It works on Arena and that's what they care about.
>>97798530But creatures becoming critical to the game is already the case>stop printing creature bombsain't gonna happen, too late for that alreadynew consumers want the slop that cannot be outplayed except with other bombsmaking so that you can attack creatures would at least make it easier to remove them instead of needing to run 20 spot removal just to be able to survive the constant barrage of cheap creatures that end the game in a turn>>97798552>just use [keyword]if you're homeless buy a housefucking genius, anon
>>97798532UB slop
>>97798355Yep, I remember he tried to play arena before the lockdown then suddenly he stopped even talking about mtg at all. He was just shilling and playing a game from his teenage days, he showed it a bit then there was a bunch of hate and he just did a "fuck it lets pretend it doesn't exist". >>97798500Learn would make the lessons deck from avatar more consistent, so I bet they have at least a few learn cards.
>>97798584what's frustrating is that it's pure slopit doesn't fit with the idea of a historian to be top decking random spells for cheap, its mechanically synonymous with izzet, it encourages cheatyface AND judge whining, it strengthens an obnoxious and same-y #2 or #3 meta style, and its just a lazy dragon with clothes designmight as well just make him niv
>>97795707Pause. Rewind.>2011 was when they realized they could milk EDH when they printed Command Tower, which was for all functional purposes a rainbowland with no drawback>2008 was when they made Alara and realized people will chase mythic rarity bullshit cards as long as they pinky promise they will never become constructed staples (lmao)>1996 was when they made the reserved list and realized that they didn't have to appeal to people that actually play the game.
>>97798752Honestly the biggest slop is the fact he's OPT (a good thing) and on the same fucking card lets you draw every turn (very bad thing). Wow I guess it was too much for the card to ask you to do one thing.
>>97798931It fits as a one of in control decks. Cast stock up for two mana at instant speed. It's also as good as a card wotc can make.
PlayPauper
>>97795735>the problem is modern consumers building their own personality and life around the thing they consumegood job, you just figured out "lifestyle products" and the modern target demographic for itYou know what's the irony though? Those same type of people will shit on you if you have other hobbys or are aware of things outside their hobby.They are the ultimate form of piggery that cannot even hold a conversation about their own hobby except talking about how they're the goodest piggies who will buy product and get excited to oink.
>>97795983>>97796812I'm pro white border. It looks nice, especially with blue cards and lands.
>>97798914None of these are valid complaints and you definitely have not been playing since 2008, let alone 96.Commander in 2011 was a 'summer fun' product in the same way that Archenemy and Planechase were before (and Conspiracy was afterward).>A rainbowland with no drawbackAre you retarded? One drawback is that it does not tap for mana in the majority of formats it is legal in. If you want to argue this kind of disingenuous garbage you should go with Reflecting Pool which is also 'for all functional purposes a rainbowland with no drawback'.>pinky promise they will never become constructed staplesThis was literally never said and I cannot believe there are still retards who parrot this. The quote was that mythics would not JUST be the most powerful staple cards. That means some mythics would be powerful staples. The original claim was that mythics were designed based on feeling 'epic' more than on powerlevel not that the powerlevel would always be low or that format staples would never be mythic. This was arguably first broken with Lotus Cobra (I'm not counting From The Vault cards) but the attachment/significance that MtG players affix to 'lotus' makes for at least an argument that it was valid.Personally I think the first mythic that unquestionably didn't feel mythic was Misthollow Griffin though I think that Warren Instigator and the Herose of Oxid Ridge/Bladehold shouldn't have been mythic either.>didn't have toa ppeal to people that actually play the gameChronicles on top of very underwhelming set releases straight up crippled the game and the reserved list was probably one of the very few options they had to make sure Magic didn't die in 1997. Keeping the reserved list as long as they did was absolutely retarded but that definitely was not an issue in 96.
>No one is buying UB slopIf Marvel, Hobbit, and Star Trek flops, is WotC gonna abandon the idea?
>>97799061>The drawback of this card is that it only works in the format it was printed toMan bruv you're really reaching and you barely even started.>They never promised mythics wouldn't control the game, so it's fineThe addition of mythic rarity to begin with was unacceptable.>They NEEDED the reserved listStraight off WotC's personal PR press. This is not true and never has been. The problem was a dogshit set overloaded with bad cards. Not the fact that the reprinted cards lost their value.
The drawback of command tower is having to play commander. I fail to see how that's not balanced.
command tower makes colorless mana outsider of commander, right?
>>97799077Only if all UB flops through 2030.
>>97799134No, it just doesn't produce mana.
>>97799077Your fate is already decided anon, soz for you.
I really wouldn't mind UBs if they were decently designed.But modern card design is just coinflips for pigs it makes me ashamed of even owning any cards.
>>97799357They are designed with EDH in mind. You are not the target audience.
>>97797477Some retarded scalper trying to see if he can trick people into buying a shitty useless card by buying up every copy of it. Many such cases.
>>97799061>>97799088>Muh "Chronicles bad" narrativeI'm so sick of this meme. Chronicles was not any weaker than any other set released at the time, and Rudies of the 1994 bleating about how it's going to kill Magic could and should have simply been ignored. WotC's overreaction to unfair negative feedback mark the starting point of the slow death of the game. In reality Chronicles was a god tier set and should have been made a permanently recurring reprint set with yearly updated contents.
>>97799389They should not be legal in any format except EDH then. No UB card should ever be allowed in Standard, Modern, Legacy, etc.
>>97799443This. I remember the good times when UB was contained behind Modern and EDH, piggies squealed in their happy mud and we played real formats.Now everything is over and everything is tainted with mud.
>>97799443>over half the cards released in 2026 should be illegal in all formats but one
>>97799457Karlov was a UB
>>97799088>HURRR THEY PRINTED A TOTALLY PERFECT RAINBOWLAND WITH 0 DRAWBACKS>OH EXCEPT IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING IN ANY REAL FORMAT.Holy fuck Anon I don't know how to tell you this but they actually printed a 0 mana Ancestral Recall that can't be countered with Daze or FoW and ALSO ramps you. When did this FIRE abomination see print you may ask? Why, all the way back in 2010. Surely this is more egregious than Command Tower!https://scryfall.com/card/oarc/43%E2%98%85/your-fate-is-thrice-sealedI know, it's pretty fucking crazy.>The addition of mythic rarity to begin with was unacceptable.How quickly you backpedal and change your accusations you disingenuous faggot. Rares with lower print numbers existed literally decades before Alara and the concept of chase or marquis rares goes back just as far.>The problem was [chronicles and the other underwhelming set releases] not chronicles!Fuck off. You aren't even trying to argue in good faith and you are clearly parroting opinions you have heard second hand.
>>97799457Bloomburrow carries that entire lineup
>>97799457how exactly this is considered good times lol?
>>97799532Your mother was UB.
>Magic is pumping out so many cards that new cards are just slight variations of existing cards>barely any card that's truly unique happens anymoreHow can they solve this problem while obeying Hasbro's PRINT MORE mandate?
>>97799583>wotc is in the business of making truly unique snowflake cardsvery funny anon
>>97799583>Magic is pumping out so many cards that new cards are just slight variations of existing cards>plummets 4 shitty videos per weekThat trannyfucker is biggest eceleb trash in existence.
>>97799583>obeying Hasbro's PRINT MORE mandate?Magic Standard Classic. Reprint every sst in order starting after the reserve list, going through the historical standard rotation at an expedited pace. Then when Magic Classic gets close enough to Magic Magic they can release Magic Classic Classic starting over again.
>>97799457Are there any other old sets they should remaster?
>>97799608All of them >>97799604
>>97799614Arabian Nights Remastered will never be real.
>>97799583>>Magic is pumping out so many cards that new cards are just slight variations of existing cardsBUY NOW New Reserve List
UNBAN MY ZESTY ELF YOU WOTC FUCKS!
>>97799524yes
>>97799656stfu already, faggot.
>>97799545>Anon is coping this hard because he wants to pretend WotC being a shit company is a recent developmentYou're a pig eating slop. That's the only thing you will ever be. Your coping is the reason WotC is getting away with it now.
>>97797990I don't maintain the google docs. The email also doesn't work. Not much I can do about those links not working unfortunately.
>>97799639No, but magic 35th arabian nights anniversary edition with the OG purple cardback will be.
>>97799689NO!
>>97799695wotc has always been a shitty company since 1993 btw, clearly you're the one here that can't adjust to the times (and you didn't gatekeep the troons and the shitty writing away too)
here's my idea for a magic card>Low Tide>1 R/G>Enchantment>Islands have '(T), Tap another untapped Island you control: Add U.' Instead of any other ability.
>>97799457I think AC would be fine in pioneer
>>97799583That was the same video where he claimed TNMT is a bad draft set, and even i don't like the turtles, the set is very fun to play. I just simply can't believe him anymore
>Spoilers don't start until Tuesday>They're going back to dragging them out for two fucking weeks>Each day has a theme, and Witherbloom is last plus being given to a bunch of shit-tier content creatorsThe next two weeks are gonna suck.
Should have ignored the turtles completely. My last set was Lorwyn Eclipsed. Three months between it and SOS.
>>97799583>new cardslmao this is some hardcore boomer cope, I guess having 25 "different" grizzly bears is actually amazing designhttps://scryfall.com/search?q=pow%3A2+tou%3A2+is%3Avanilla+cmc%3A2+prefer%3Aoldest&order=released&dir=asc&as=grid&unique=cards
>>97799807yeah it would be pretty fun to play basim and battlefield improvisation
i fucking despise how every card is basically engine and gas by themselvesit's such an insult to intelligence
>>97799849Anon said the other day that we've been slogging through the desert since Dragonstorm and I'm thinking he was right.
>>97799853Though I guess that's not as good as 36 fucking reprints of giant spider, truly innovative work that definitely wasn't because wotc needed to fill packs with chaff to make more money.https://scryfall.com/search?q=%21%22Giant+Spider%22+oracleid%3Ae740ce2f-2134-473c-afa1-1b6d2d1e38ef+include%3Aextras&order=released&dir=asc&as=grid&unique=prints
>>97799828TMNT is a bad draft set because any sane person would rather kill himself than play with a fucking TMNT card.
>>97799858PLAYPAUPER
i hate the oozeits soooooo brain dead omg it literally has no fucking downsides
>>97799868>any sane person would rather kill himself than play with a fucking TMNT card.
>>97799457What should happen for us to comeback to the 4 year sets? Who should die?
>>97799881Yes.
>>97799858It's especially painful when all my favorite cards in standard require some form of setup to get going, because all it takes is a boardwipe and/or a cost-reduced bomb for my opponent to completely turn the table on me.
>>97799881>tranny cardyes we fucking get iti do like that card for the effect tho>3cmc 2/2>can only tutor artifact with mana value 4 or 5i love restrictions so much it's insane
>>97799881Yes, I would rather play with a full deck of those than turtles.
>>97799905>Yes, I would rather play with a full deck of tranniesand now you know why prof has a tranny in his videos
>>97799896>whenever you do the second effect you also make a treasure>you also take away your opponents deck for no cost and exile it face downabsolutely fucking revoltingwhat kind of soifaced crossdressing retard comes up with this fucking cancer in a two player game?There is literally no mind games going on, just unga bunga
>>97799881>>97799898Would've made way more sense as a train conductor or steampunk engine, especially since a ton of brute-force vehicle draft chaff tends to be 4 or 5 mana.
>>97796339They sure did.
>>97799930>two player gameMagic The Gathering is a four player game.
>>97799926Was that supposed to be some kind of gotcha? I care less about that than him making a video opening TMNT packs.
>>97799933it's a music/racing punbut yeah, the artwork is not exactly anything worth looking at
if you aren't playing premodern or Sorcery are you even a disgruntled Magic player?
I'm playing digimon
>>97799950I was more speaking mechanically, the fact that it's called "Transit Mage" had very little influence on my view.
>>97799972ok but why would a train be on a race car track?
>>97799950In general all the character artwork associated with Duskmourn is dubious. Like "I see what you were going for, but have you stopped to think whether it's a good idea in the first place?"
>>97799946>Was that supposed to be some kind of gotcha?it is because kvetching about a 90's boomer cartoon while being so nonchalant and blase over the mentally makes you impossible to be taken seriously
I'm ready for Aetherdrift 2. But this time it could be like Aetherbeach or something. And the theme could be everyone puts on skimpy swimwear and competes in beach volleyball.
>>97799828all small sets are bad by default because they lack variety
>the usual soitard trying to get epic gotchas>defending tmntslopholy target audience
>>97800003>have you stopped thinkingtime is money and thinking wastes time
>>97800009Greed is magnitudes of a greater scourge on the world than any mental illness, you'll learn that for yourself one day. I don't care if the UB is some old cartoon or it's the new fotm. I have no issue with TMNT as its own thing, I haven't seen much but I don't hate it. Some of you guys have admitted that you'd be fine with UB if it was a franchise you personally enjoy, you're philosophical zombies with no compass other than personal hedonism.
>>97799964this except pokemon (not the card game)
>>97800046>you're piggies that just want to eat slopthe nu-audience (being literal brain rotten retards) don't know what p-zombies are
>>97800046>Some of you guys have admitted that you'd be fine with UB if it was a franchise you personally enjoyand yet I don't see (You) defending mtg's story, gonna wow me next thread i guess? lolbut seriously see how you're a laughing stock when you can't even defend your home turf? don't wonder then why you're being invaded, because there's no foundation to speak of
>>97799960>those cards are realImpressive
>>97799992>why would a train be on a race car track?I assume the same reason why Caradora would have an owl beast on a race track: Because magic can do all the heavy-lifting for making it make sense.
>>97800060>r*ddit gotcher pigger goes into whataboutismtake the L, pigga
>Trans/It Mage
>>97800028>>97800068>t-take the L, pleaseeveryday i laugh at this salty general, knowing that my side won (been playing since revised btw) and this is nothing more than a containment thread, with only the closed format premodern anons breathing some lifebut hey you can proxy to your heart's content so don't @ me bro i fund your f2p experience :)
>>97800021holy BASEDwotc hire this man
>>97800060>Piga actually believe you have to be Magic scholar to dislike the UB slop they are shoving down people's throatsThis is why you send pigs to slaughterhouse instead of allowing them to spout stupid opinions.
>I'm laughing at you>pls r u mad pls bro ur seething i am laughing aren't you hecking mad and seethingi go on 6 million boards i read 6 gorillion posts like thatkill yourself
>>97800086This tranny is reeking bluesky vibes with it/its attempt at being smug and "cool"
>>97800060You're either going off on a tangent or mixing me up with someone else. Story quality is irrelevant here. It could be complete dogshit, but it would still be MTG stories. UB, by definition, are not MTG stories. If you value identity lower than quality, you're always going to be chasing the next big trend without any regard for carving out your own name. It's the definition of soulless.
>>97800098>well can you sell me wotc's writing?>...no, you just gotta accept it for what it is, ok?>you have to be proud of magic's past regardless of what it isi know deep in your black leftist heart you don't actually believe what you're saying, you're not fooling anyone
>>97800105just tell xhemxhey to kill themselvesthat's what i've been doingthis fucking retards are even more brain dead and delusional than current mtg
>yawgmoth and the first phyrexian invasion MTG lore is soul
>LOOK LE POLITICS ARE U MAD LEFTIST LOOK I EVEN POST LAUGHING TRUMPERjeez manthis oinker really needs his oatsthis has gotta be the highlight of his life
>>97799639>will literally release a meme deck based on ARN cards>will endlessly reiterate City of Brass>will never remaster ARNIt's a fucked up situation.
>>97800131>he can't refute the logical conclusion of his 'thinking'concession accepted
>>97800141kill yourself
>>97800121>>97800143
>>97800129Nuwalkers cannot competehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjyil6X4bGY
>>97800141walk into a butcher shop
I never played Magic, nor do I know anyone who plays it. Is it still worth it to start playing in 2026? I would mainly play online.
>>97800163go play duel masters or ygo insteadsame game
>>97800163it's worth it, mtg has the best tcg mechanics in the world and bonus points you don't have baggage holding on to the past
>>97800163check arena out if you're curious, it's completely free to play I would not recommend spending any money into this hobby, it's simply not worth it
>>97800163>I would mainly play online.No.
>>97800163Fuck around with online clients, be it MTGO or Arena or even some emulators. Paper is not worth it.
>>97800174>Paper is not worth it.It's the only way to play Magic. If you're playing magic against a faceless computer person you can't talk to or interact with or get to know you might as well just play Hearthstone. Its Magic: "The Gathering" for a reason.
>>97800188In response, I spam sleepy hedron
Anyone actually stopped buying mtg cardboard because he realized its impossible to keep up with amount of shit wotc releases?
>>97795773dog pigs livers explode like it happens when you fatten a goose?
>>97800163I recommend you leave this shitty game as fast as possible an do something more productive, if you still want to play TCGs go with YuGi.
>>97800222i went yestday to my lgs, saw a commander table, asked a friend how its going and said "we cannot win because there is a ninja turtle on the table"i just le
This is my mtgcardfu pagei love women so much it's unreal
>>97799960Anons where right, now my magic circle swaped to pre fire and its finally real magic and not retarded premodern magic
>>97800188>It's the only way to play Magic. If you're playing magic against a faceless computer person you can't talk to or interact with or get to know you might as well just play Hearthstone. Its Magic: "The Gathering" for a reason.a powerful argument for commander because you get to talk to 3x the people
playpremodern
>>97800242choose wisely
>>97800237>i just lehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ulOQeC8p_GU
>>97800265ye
>>97800265The left in every single universe. Fuck weebs, fuck anime and fuck UB.
>>97800248prefire modern is a great closed format, just give it a few more years for the nostalgia to really kick in to the playerbase
>>97800282>Fuck weebs, fuck anime and fuck UB as i cry in a 2000s era anime forumlol
>>97800281but also this
and this
gorgontiddies too
>this is too scandalous for wotc now
Bhujerba. Home.
>We noticed that heterosexual men are playing our game>How do we fix this?
>>97800305Your containment boards do not make this an anime website any more than /pol/ makes this a politics website.
me on the left
>>97800345Even ignoring perfect hips old art just looks so much better, no idea why, the fact that lines are not strictly defined, and colors are muted.Love old mtg
>>97800337>magic should return to its roots>meanwhile 4chan should shun its roots of being just /a/ and /b/you retards literally cannot be taken seriously
>>97800364>seething that people outside his containment boards dont care about animeGo back.In the meantime, I'm going to get BRICKED and cum tribute this card. UB could never be this sexy.
modern ret/a/rds are just twatter schizophrenics and discord trannieson top of being gachapigs and lolitardsliterally worse than old /b/ tier>>97800364lurk moar, newfaggotron
oh shit we posting fairies?lets go
So our only chance to scape the bullshit of this game is to scape to close/fan made formats like PreModern, Prefire, Planar Standard etc?
>>97800377>>97800380still salty that mtg is full of anime now i see
since we're posting sexy ladies i cant leave this one excluded
>ur le saltytreegga shut the fuck up
>>97800386>So our only chance to scape the bullshit of this game is to scape to close/fan made formats like PreModern, Prefire, Planar Standard etc?it was bound to be like that anyways even if UB never happened, because even though people claim up and down that they don't want cards to rotate, players themselves rotate and ultimately want a format to 'retire to'
>>97800398calm down it's a 13+ game made for children lol
>>97800392>no uI accept your concession. However, you still need to go back.
>>97800408doom blade yourself
If the power of faith and belief makes the gods and other nyx beings of theros tangible does that mean ashiok is extremely powerful on theros?
>>97800410i still play magic as it currently is now though (edh), do you?or are you just going to impotently yell at the sky forever?move on already, the future's now old man
big fat plump humongous hidden anime milkers
>>97800418Yeah, that's why it was on Theros to begin with.
>>97800423>no u agan>smug posturingYou don't need to keep conceding, you just need to go back.
>>97800423target yourself
>>97800423>edhAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
>>97799583Why can't we just reprint cards more often?One of Theros's most iconic spells is the Thoughtsize reprint
wow watch out guys, he's gonna call us mad and seething now, don't provoke his epic smugness, bros
>>97800445feel free to tell the class why 2026 standard and co. are better
>>97800423>Plays EDHWe dont accept your kind here, vermin.
is this an anime?
>>97800472>showing flat chestwotc help it's against the style guide!!
This is my favorite drangans peace anime episode ngl
>>97800458someone give this tran the bilbo pipe STAT
now this gotta be anime, right?
>>97800193Crying hedron...
are we done sexyposting?
we're animeposting nowero sugoi kawasaki irasshaimasen
RIP liliana's bare shoulders
kore wa dragonuboru desu ka?
I hate fairies.
sakana omanko kusai
>>97800530Things UB slop consumers won't ever experience no more.
>>97800533why allowed this "people" in the community? gatekeep was not enough.
>>97800523That's a funny sword.
is this a chinese cartoon?
>>97800541>arenayour kind isn't welcome here either
foglio status?
>>97800533these are the same type of "people" who act all smug when they spam how everyone else is seething or mad because the voices in their heads told them soand then they even call you a schizophrenic in the same breaththey're just attention whores that will never add anything of value even if they had multiple life spans
>>97800566i have the wombati thought it was a cool card and just picked it up randomlynice anime art style tho
>>97800560Nigga doesn't even have .05 tix.
>>97800566>those shitty loose af sleeveslmao
>>97800609>xe doesnt know what penny sleeves areHello arenabab
>pigga even trying to dunk on fucking penny sleevespigga go so utterly obliterated xhe has somehow reached a new low
>>97800613im not a poor fag, i buy clear dragon shields for my collection ;)
>>97800566VGH
>Noooo im not poor because i make poor financial decision! I HAVE MONEY! AAAH!so, not only a tranny, but clearly indian, too?damn, how much lower can this faggot sink?getting third hand embarrassment even over the internet
>>97800667i have never seen a jeet play mtg at an lgs
>>97800667You don't understand. Me wearing gold jewelry is actually a status symbol! I'm not making myself look gayer than Nicol Bolas!
>edgy comment>"make more money than me = poor financial decisions">not giving you (((yous)))>teehee got´em!rent free poor fag
>>97800678because they can't even afford the shit they want smear on their faces despite trying to tell you otherwisepoojeter literally got no ammo in xhis arsenal anymore
if i was rich, i would pretend to be poorif i was poor, i would be calling other people poorif i was a huge fucking faggot i would go on the internet and spam the usual brain rot every twitter toddler says when they are so butthurt that they unironically can't cope with being alive anymore
>GIVE ME THE (YOU) YOURE MAD RENT FREE I HAVE MONEYkill >>97800682rself
I kinda do want a block with an antique/medieval Middle East vibe, though. I don't mind if it's purely an Orientalist theme park version. Even setting history and literature aside, there's a lot of interesting shape language and pattern work in the architecture and artistry.
>>97800725>there's a lot of interesting shape language and pattern work in the architecture and artistry.and you think jotc would do a good work with those?come on now...
>>97800725They'd just have a bunch of lame girlboss characters instead of having them in burkas
>0 hype about Secrets of StrixhavenThis is sad.
>>97800825it's the 3rd set in 3 months and there hasn't really been much spoiled worth talking about
>>97800825i don't have any hype when schedule is cramped with 7 sets... a new set should be a special moment after you experiment with a set, get to try all the cards and can brew fun stuff, two weeks ago we were talking about turtles and a month ago we still were talking about lorwyn.this shit kills any hype you can build when 3 weeks from now on we will be talking about capeshit.
>>97800825Spoiler season hasn't even started yet technically.
>>97800825>0 hype about Secrets of StrixhavenWe are riding into SOS on a river of sewage, and will be riding out on the same. It genuinely had to be one of the biggest smash hit goated sets of all time to even make a mark on the year.It appears to be an utterly boring, nuMagic FIREslop boredom fest with zero redeeming qualities. Every mechanic is just a lazy pwerpower crept reskin of an older mechanic. Really, it just looks like trash. 2026 is already over as far as MTG releases are concerned.Then, at the end of the year, Mark can come out and cheer about how Star Trek was the best selling set of all time even though its public sales stats have zero boxes sold worldwide. Fuck this stupid fucking shit ass corporate cesspit of a game, and its narcissism-addled talentless hack designers.
>>97800163>Is it still worth it to start playing in 2026?HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>97800825>Prepared (just a worse activated ability)>Grandeur (boring ass shitty mechanic)>Opus (Not!Prowess)>Charms and Dragons (yes, again)This set borns dead, is uninspired, lazy and what's worse it has reserve list spells plasted onto creatures. Fuck it.
>>97800986Prepared is reverse adventure, it's not activated abilities at all.
>>97800163>I never played Magic, nor do I know anyone who plays it.Try it out at a convention (does WotC still go to those? I haven't gone to one in a decade, but that's how a few friends of mine got into MtG) or wait until there's a prerelease weekend for a set you're interested in.>Is it still worth it to start playing in 2026?Fuck no. MtG is at its absolute worst and is NOT getting better. If you like overpowered cards that ruin formats and crossover slop, then you'll enjoy it, but if you're in it for the game itself then >I would mainly play online.Arena is rigged in so many ways.MtGO is fine, but not free.If you feel like you NEED to play MtG (I'm so sorry for you, if that's the case), then go to a LGS and ONLY play Sealed, Draft, Jumpstart, and Prerelease events since they're the most 'fair' ways to play.
>>97801024>and ONLY play [...], and pauper*
>>97800993>Prepared is reverse adventure, it's not activated abilities at all.It's literally a fucking activated ability.
>Activated abilities, but they put spells on the stack instead of abilities.Billion dollar creative team, everyone.
>>97800584> 19662019
>>97801232In the spellsling set? Yeah, that's cool.
>>97801214Do activated abilities trigger prowess (or opus now, I guess)?
>Worldbuilding team, what have you got for me?>Okay, so we were thinking, what if we didn't build a new world at all and instead everyone wore a cowboy hat?>I don't know...>Also there's a Baby Yoda in there.>I'm literally shitting and cumming at the same time. This is brilliant.
Secrets of Strixhaven will flop because Rowan isn't in it.
>>97801371Liliana is in it.
>>97801363I liked the scorpion dragons.
>>97801363I heard somewhere that Thunder Junction was supposed to be on the same plane as Capenna, or somehow related to it, but Capenna was received so badly that they changed it. Is there truth to this?
>>97801363The plane had SOME cool stuff about it, but I do agree it was a little bit too much of a hat set.
>>97800825I am hype for it desu. Converge tells me that 5 color is gonna be an intentional draft archetype rather than an "oops we fucked up" like it is in some multicolor sets. I'm also hopeful that this set is gonna redeem Strixhaven as a setting for mePrepared spells are cool
>>97801400It's a shame Blex doesn't have an affinity for all arthropods, it would've been nice to be able to include scorpions in the critter deck.
>>97801363>Murders at Karlov Manor>Outlaws of Thunder Junction>Bloomburrow>Duskmourn: House of HorrorsThe 2024 sets were an odd bunch.
>>97801489While cloak and collect evidence are mechanically pretty cool, man was MKM a weird set to me.
>>97801489>MKMHot garbage>Thunder Junction Good concept, extremely poor execution, all for Kikes of the Coast weird rules that 1 year later they throw out the window like "No Guns allowed">BloomburrowAbaolute kino, probably the best set of the last 5 years>DuskmournDichotomy, extremely cool horror aspect, with awesome monsters and strong cards but extremely shitty "survivor" aspect with Ghostbusters stuff and shit.Overall I give the year a 7/10
>>97800163Honestly, if you want to get into Magic I'd tell you to get together with some friends and print proxy decks. I seriously do not recommend you spend any money in this game.
I liked MKM.
>>97801529Idk I felt a lot of Duskmourn's creatures were a bit scattershot in terms of design. And I don't know why red's aesthetic was murder clowns and rollercoaster rides instead of something more in line with the haunted house theme. I do like the room mechanic and I hope it's reiterated in future sets.
>>97801489All of those sets would’ve benefit from having a supplemental set follow it, but no we have to get 8 sets a year with no breathing room
>>97800566I used to absolutely hate their art when I first got into mtg but over time they became two of my favorite artists in the game
>>97801538It's still Ravnica after all.>>97801548Bloomburrow was perfectly fine as a one-and-done deal. And I'm not sure how much MKM and OTJ would benefit from doubling in scope. In DSK's case I can absolutely see it, up front it's clear that a lot more could be done based on the work the team already put in.
>>97801500>>97801538MKM was an utter assassination of Ravnica as a coherent world. It is now inhabited by 1000 detectives because the design team opted for lazy tribal.Ravnica as a setting has always had detectives as a concept, but the volume they appeared in and the visual markers used to denote them (hats) was an abject disaster. If they were desperate to include detective tribal, the best implementation would have been "threshold one", or a Homicidal Seclusion type strategy, given the solitary nature of noir fiction and the volume of detectives on Ravnica (small). What we got was unsatisfying narrative-destroying, setting-destroying, go wide tribal slop.
>>97801538I like MKM in the same way I like SPM. If the set lore was palatable, I'd actually consider running the cards.
>>97801538I liked surveil lands, fetching for one feels like better than drawing a card sometimes, it's crazy
>>97801489I didn't really care for those first two but Bloomburrow was great and while Duskmourn was very hit or miss the hits were really good, I loved the monster design in it and overall I thought it was a very creative set, much more interesting then something like not-Harry Potter and other such shit
My wife.
>>97801529Duskmourn is kind of like Thunder Junction for me where it has it's strong points and I do like what it does differently from Innistrad, but it's execution felt a little off here and there.
>>97801583Rakdos girls are superior.
>>97801614Does he know?
>>97801489>>Murders at Karlov Manor see >>97801565Also needed more guild rep to feel like Ravnica. Cut some detectives for that and it's fine I guess.>>Outlaws of Thunder JunctionBarren broken worldbuilding that didn't even appease the woke activists obsessed with depictions of natives and western expansion. It's like they didn't even try. It's a shame because this set had some of the best mechanics we've seen in a long time, but I prefer to stay away based on the shit setting>>BloomburrowBased, no further questions>>Duskmourn: House of HorrorsMonsters good, survivors bad, "modern mundane" worse
MKM was an insult to Ravnica
>>97801643>>>/tg/edhg
>>97801643I wonder if the idea of the plane being overrun by an army of intrepid detectives was something they had originally thought of as a development for New Capenna. The detective serial theme feels like it would be much closer to the Roaring Twenties tone they developed with that plane.
>>97801673It would have worked a lot better in Capenna and in many other planes too. Doing a murder mystery in Ravnica of all places just felt wrong.
>>97801673I swear I saw something saying that MKM was originally going to be New Capenna, but they panicked once they saw the poor reception of SNC and swapped it to Ravnica. Might've just been speculation though.
>>97801708If you think about it capenna is just a vertical version of ravnica.
>>97801673>>97801708Maro has specifically said they started with "murder mystery" and then placed the plane. They thought about Capenna, but decided it was a poor fit because it doesn't have traditional "law enforcement" and its identity is tied up in crime being de facto legal. Take that with a grain of Maro salt of course.
>>97801643YOUJUSTKNOW
>>97801727>decided it was a poor fit because it doesn't have traditional "law enforcement" and its identity is tied up in crime being de facto legal.I don't understand how that makes it a poor fit. The point of a murder mystery story is figuring out who the murderer is. Whether the people trying to figure that out are law enforcement or not is not the point. It can work just as well within a mafia setting.
>>97801489>>97801529>>97801628Was there ever an in-universe explanation why the survivors dressed like flamboyant retards? I thought the world got turned into a house like 100 years ago and that the 5 color Victorian-looking girl was dressed like the average person at the time the world got converted. But if it's a giant hell-house-world that people are in full survival mode in 24/7 there wouldn't be time for new trendy fashion to develop.
>>97801727they didn't pick capenna because people already wore hats there
>>97801748I am right there with you man. His excuse stinks, but that's what he said.I wonder if part of the intention was to separate it from Shadows Over Innistrad, which had Jace playing detective as its main storyline, although it was not a murder mystery exactly.
Pitch for DSK 2: make demons artifact creatures. All the ACs being toys was lame as shit. The fundamental premise of the whole plane was that people developed technology by incorporating demons, right up until someone inevitably summoned a demon too big and nasty to cram into a Walkman. But the demon cards in DSK are all just monoblack creatures that look like Slender Man with a bull cranium for a head. There's no techy motif at all in the cards. And all the technological devices used by survivors is just shit like music players and hockey sticks with green Tron lines on them, no demon shit visible. And again, all artifact creatures are stupid shit like plushies with teeth.Give me some techno demons ffs Rosewater you made this layup and completely missed the mark on it, it's embarrassing to watch.
White bordered islands .Kino.Soul.
>>97801844And speaking of tiny critters in the set: why the hell are there three different types of cuddly cuteshit? Beasties, glimmers, gremlins. One of them, fair enough. Two? That's a stretch. All three? Fuck off.
>>97801905Fuck gremlins keep Glimmers and Beasties
>>97801844yeah i want FNAF rip off too
>>97801919>keep Glimmers
>>97799583My favorite is Conduit of Worlds as it plays well with my control style.Icetill Explorer is too powerful for me.Walk in Closet is the second best.Glacierwood Siege is a worse Walk-in Closet and the Temur side is commander bait.Perennial Behomoth cost too much manaand its unearth cost is hard to make use of.
>>97799992The Kaladesh team probably had a train until they realized how racist it would be.
>>97801416No it was always supposed to be its own plane the only lore changes that are known is the Atiin were changed a lot because of culture consultants.
>>978017591.Marina was a weirdo who dressed in outdated fashion.2.The survivors used wallpaper as clothing.
>>97802030I hope they learned their lesson about cultural consultants, because not even the wokest content creators liked the Atiin.
>>97802064They won't.The cultural consultants are a sacrificial lamb to protect them from accusations of racism.
>>97802063Seems super gay and contrived. Thank you for answering anon.
>>97802030>hired cultural consultants>still did the myth of the empty west>still had a native population that became people once the colonizers arrivedAmazing
>>97801643MKM was literally not even designed as a Ravnica set. It was moved from SNC after people hated that plane.
>>97802139Citation please
>>97802156I read it here one time so it must be true.
>>97799828No, it's incredibly limited in options and the effects are either too strong or too generic.
>>97799858>I fucking despise how every nonwhite card is basically engine and gas by themselvesfixed it for jew
>>97802134cultural consultants worry so much about fighting stereotypes that they somehow end up reinforcing the very things that they claim to be against
>>97802568m8 stfuphelia and ocelot pride are two of the most op cards in recent memory
premodern
You're a Jewish executive at Wizards of the Coast. You're about to fly to your weekend retreat with cocaine and underage hookers. When some underling of yours asks you to make a decision:>Sir, the players have been complaining. They demand less sets and more playtesting. Do we comply or do we leave the slop machines running? It's a very dangerous course! If we keep doing it, the players will continue to buy the slop. BUT they will complain even more online and make youtube videos where they complain and invent weird formats nobody plays. Sir, it's very urgent!What's your decision?
>>97802668I just ask him what IPs are popular with kids these days and tell him to do UB sets of those
>>97802692>But sir! This will only make you a few million dollars. And some neckbeard will get very angry and swear that he willl never buy our product again. Are you sure this is the right decision?
Monty Python UB will make billions with a b
>>97802668>>97802735I ask an underage hooker what her opinion is, then do the opposite of that.
>>97802789It didn't.
>>97802578>auto loses to amulet titansure thing, kike
>>97802668>he thinks anyone employed by WotC still has a functional libido
>>97800163you ever read wizards soul? It's going to be like that. You're already too late to be rothschild-tier in the NWO but better late than never.
>>97795015>Innistrad Remastered draft>pulled a Laboratory Maniac in a nice print in one of the first rounds of drafting>hehe cool, I'll just hang on to that because it's a funny card>pull another lab maniac>fuck it we ball>90% blue 10% black deck with the sole goal of winning a single round with lab maniac>ended up going 0-2, 2-1, 0-2 in totalso fortunate that 2nd opponent had a slow deck too, it was so much fun winning by the lab maniac win-con!
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