We Need More Teysa edition Previous: >>97859638>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>tqHow we feeling about prepared, paradigm, etc from Strixhaven?
>preparedmildly annoying in terms of information density but will likely be fun in gameplay>paradigmit's Epic but not shit, very cool
Prepaid is dogshit unless they enter prepared.Paradigm is only not a mistake if it never appears again.
>>97865461The main thing that annoys me about prepared is some of the spells being real spells and some of them not.Paradigm seems neat I guess.
>>97865485>Prepaid is dogshit unless they enter prepared.Ironic typo
>>97865461>We Need More TeysaBoobs too big. Demographic surveys say Americans prefer ass.
Question: If I cast an Adventure spell from my command zone, can I send it back to the command zone instead of exiling it?
>want to build urza deck>lord high artificer is the coolest mechanically and fits my artifact fetish the best>lord protector has one of the sickest transformations in the game but the card itself is just a cost reducer>can't run the latter in the 99 of the former>if you run the former in the 99 of the latter you can't build around him nearly as wellfuck.
>>97865509Yes.However, when he's in exile he is not taxed.Casting the sorcery from the command zone still has commander tax.
>>97865528>Casting the sorcery from the command zone still has commander tax.I looked this up to confirm and not only is it true, but the creature portion doesn't get command tax applied when you cast it from exile. Makes sense but still weird.
Behold! 'Better Chains of Mephistopheles'
>>97865589>designed by the magic communityThat's how you know it's only for bracket 2
>can't play mechanics everyone hates>eternally stuck in bracket 2 battlecruiser metaI need some inspiration. I cannot play discard, reanimator, landfall, aristocrats, group slug, burn and power matters anymore because it's too crazy for my best friend I don't want to have to look at his sadface every weekend.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>97865640What you need is a new best friend
>>97865509>>97865554after your commander gets moved from any other zone to your graveyard or face-up exile, on the first SBA you may chose to move it to the command zone. if your commander would be moved from a public zone (battlefield, graveyard, face-up exile) to your hand or library, you may -as a replacement effect- move it to your command zone instead.'commander tax' is an additional cost applied to casting your commander from the command zone only. you don't pay 'commander tax' if you cast it from your hand or from any other zone or source of 'you may cast that card'. exile isn't the command zone, they're separate game zones.
>>97865640off the top of my head, stuff that isn't in your list (yet) are mill, lifegain, and toughness matters. more pertinently, you are being manipulated and you should either punch him or stop playing edh together.
>>97865505irish hands posted this
>>97865640mill
>>97865676Nice try, but no dice. Irish hate ass, not boobs.
>>97865664no, he is a good friend who even listens to my deck building advice, he just tends to put lots of ineffective pet cards into his decks that drag the entire thing down. >>97865671>>97865680funny, because I have decks for all of those, and he never complained about them. guess I'm revisiting captain nigga, he was kinda fun.
>read last thread about lifegain>browse some cards>see this 5 mana do nothing enchantment>fifteen (15) Dollarsbut why?
>>97865640Like the other anons said, mill but no combos. It's the ultimate pleb filter.
>>97865687ireland hates everything big and beautiful
>>97865589No, stupid. That card heavily synergizes with Chains of Mephistopheles.
>>97865693Good in Oloro
Wish swordbro was here to make more Teysa..
>>97865505as america shifts back towards being majority rightist (just look at opinion polls of gen z), attraction is going to swing back in favor of boobs. multiple people (read: online schizophrenics) on both sides have observed this before, leftists like butts, rightists like boobs.my personal schizophrenic theory is that this is because rightism is inherently k-selective and leftism is inherently r-selective.
>>97865711This makes sense considering I'm a moderate and I like both
>>97865721But do you like both in moderation? Or are you an extremist?
>>97865723In moderation, I think there's a just right size for both
>>97865705>playing babies first lifegain deckUnless you started playing commander in 2025 you should not do this.
>>97865693Timmybrain cards always fetch high prices, especially if they were historically powerful.
>>97865743My first lifegain deck was Orah and I don't really play Oloro anymore, I loan it out to friends without a deck that night, I play Azula now
>>97865760join me. she is fun in low power brackets.
>>97865771I actually did want to build her when I saw her, I should just sit down and do it honestly
>>97865707You know the thing about AI is, you can do it yourself
>>97865589>tfw absolutely adore this card but don't want to be the guy playing hard discard control because everyone groans when they see it
Is she viable for a 4?Yeah, tutoring for the infinite combo asap is obvious, and kinda boring, but she's so pretty and I want her in the command zone
>>97865823Why do you want to play 4 then?
>>97865830Pod plays 4s and they won't step up to CEDH nor will they step down to 3s or below.
>>97865837hell comes in many shapes and forms
What is the actual difference between 4 and CEDH?
>>97865461>How we feeling about prepared, paradigm, etc from Strixhaven?Prepared is going to be a godsend in any deck that needs a spell to kickstart an engine. I know I will be putting a couple into my Neera deck. Too many times I've had pay-off on board but not had spells in hand to cast, in various decks.Paradigm isn't going to happen as much as people think outside of decks with heavy cost reduction, but it's going to be annoying as fuck when it does happen.They're mostly around the 5-8 mana mark iirc and there's definitely better things to be doing at that stage of the game than waiting around until your next upkeep, but it'll happen.I've always strongly opposed effects that can't be interacted with, and this is pushing dangerously close to that. It is cast and it's still a spell so counterspells and protection will work, but it's annoying that it is being cast from exile meaning there's no way to turn it off permanently. I don't see what was wrong with letting it re-cast itself from grave instead, then graveyard removal could turn it off.
Is there any reason you can't run this guy as your commander, have a deck of almost exclusively insects, then activate his -5 ability to deal 40+ damage to each opponent?
>>97865894no. go ahead. chase your dream.
>>97865895I fail to see how it could ever possibly go wrong???????????????????>mill a land instead of an insectOkay, just go next and try again next turn
>>97865858Nothing really, only that you pink promise to not be sweaty in b4The only tangible difference is that if you put a hard line on comboing out (like say you can only infinite t5+, otherwise you might as well just combo out asap and do away with the pretension)
>>97865894I'm like 99% sure he's the number 1 insect commander, buddy. Sadly my queen can't compete
>>978658584 is still just playing junk, though junk with a bunch of powerful bullshit in it. Most commanders, with the right cards can play enjoyable games at bracket 4. Might not win, might not go off super fast, but possible.its also still a bit more chill.CEDH is just, you are going to sweat and you know everyone is going to sweat and you need to know your lines, and see the other commanders and know their lines and play on meta rather than "yeah, I just like tutors and these dumb gorgons, so we're gonna see what's up."The games are "fast" at least in amount of turn, and you need to have a way to deal with shit on turn 1 before you've even gotten your first turn. i
>>97865876Just play Vexing Bauble or Boromir and it shuts it right down.
>>97865858Nothing but cope.
>>97865947Nice. Another non GC tutor I can use.
>>97865902none of my decks win by even T10. but they all absolutely make the game near impossible for my opponents to win in the same timeframe. anything you try to do, i say "fuck you".
>>97865956based. I derive my enjoyment of the game by denying it to others
>>97865947instant is pretty big
>>97865956>he thinks stax is sweaty and not actually a meme that nobody in cedh usesHappy for you and your b4 pod i guess
>>97865526Dumb question, but would anything change if it only said "You may activate loyalty abilities of X twice" without the "rather than only once" part?Or is that just subtle reminder text for newfags?
I want to build this fat fuck
>>97865858the difference is largely 'printing counterfeits/proxies of mox's etc' vs just regular cards. Many of the staples such as cyc rift, orcish bowmasters aren't really all that rare, just demand caused their prices to spike. Not hard to get a hold of. There's a price barrier for cedh with mox diamonds and the complete absence of creativity. force of will is in about 65%~? of all decks. I can make a bracket 4 deck with no game changers that pops off, but has no chance against cedh decks that run instant win combos and value engines for a turn 2 or turn 3 win. Plus, many decks such as etali suck against normal decks because the shared pool of cards aren't as high impact. You can't expect to steal huge value hits consistently from them.
>>97865938Bringing Sisters of Stone Death to the average bracket 4 table is just starting the game with one less card, NOBODY plays silly shit like that in B4. It's all value engines, combos and fast mana in my experience.
>costs $30Why?>>97865461Teysa looks like a hooker.
>>97865983>implying i claimed cedhl2read
>>97866020The anon you're talking to plays in a pod that refuses to push b4 to its logical conclusion but still thinks that's how the bracket 'is expected' to be played
>>97866028Single printing from jumpstartGood card."Anime tax"
>>97866030I like you using the same terms every time you try and get into an argument so I can just filter the tab and save my time and not see your cringe spaghetti dropping.
>>97866029You think stax is sweaty which is demonstrably false, proven by the fact that it's not a viable archetype in cedh>compare stax to simic, the latter being a real archetype
>>97866020It was a pretty far out example, but you can fill it with the most broken cards in green and black and it could still compete, I assure you.Not like making infinite mana is very difficult.
>>97866042Tivit is a fake stax deck then I guess
>>97866030>logical conclusionYou can run infinites, and other silly shit in bracket 4, such as MLD. It doesn't have to be 'WELL, THE BRACKET GUIDELINES HAVE NO RESTRICTIONS ON TURN 4 INFINITES SO OBVIOUSLY THE CONCLUSION IS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY META DECKS AND COMBO OUT ON TURN 4'. https://archidekt.com/decks/17493977/azula_boronkoThis deck can win on turn 4 if I added a tutor and added jeska's will back. It is not in anyway cedh. I legitimately struggle to understand why you people keep trying to make decks that clearly don't fit into a given bracket by trying to make them 'competitive'.
>>97866062It doesn't have to be, but by default it should be assumed that is what people will play.
>>97865461Canon sex worker
>>97866053Correct, because tivit in truth is an esper midrange deck that desperately wants jewlotus back
>>97866062>I legitimately struggle to understand why you people keep trying to make decks that clearly don't fit into a given bracket by trying to make them 'competitive'.Because you think everyone thinks likr you and shares your idea of holding back when all the game knows is winning or losing
>>97866042i never claimed to be talking about cedh. i never claimed anything about being "sweaty". i never claimed anything about stax even. all i said is that the power level of my decks are not determined by the turn they "win" on because a lot of my focus is on preventing people from winning which pushes the game into much later turns.>inb4 "what do you mean you never said anything about stax? you said you prevent people from winning!"not all control decks are stax decks, retard. also, i don't play with cedh shitters because they don't have a thought of originality in their heads. the vast majority are netdecking retards who only know "their lines" and will actually fold against lesser decks if they don't win in the first few turns because they don't actually understand the game and "their lines" become less clear as the turns pass.
>>97866094>all i said is that the power level of my decks are not determined by the turn they "win"That is totally a (You) issue that you dont want to face reality but the ability to consistently win asap is in fact a determiner of a deck's power level, otherwise rogsi wouldnt be facing a 3v1 all the time>frothing at the mouth over originality>while being in the bracket that gives you all the GCs you wantB2 has more originality than you, or at the very least has more restraint lmao enjoy playing all your broken cards suboptimally
So when is the MonHun secret Lair coming?
>>97866028more like semen extractor
>>97866120Next year at the earliest according to WotC because Capcom got furious that they tried to use MH to sell chaff.
>>97866126Based easterners once again putting their foot down
>>97866116you should stop breathing out of your mouth.
Can I run this dragon safely or is he gay?
>>97866126I honestly have no idea why they even tried to do that bullshit. The best card was Grand Abolisher and it made zero sense for it to be there.
>>97866157>Is this dragon homosexualYou already know the answer...
>>97866157>7 cost>mediocre effectI think you're safe bwo
>>97865461>TQBoth seems fun and don't have awkward mechanics that make it so even if they never see the light of day again, they can still fit into lots of different decks without issue. Just have to be careful with how easipy prepared can happen because that one that makes pests feels pretty free.Also, where is that teya art from? I was looking for art for a proxy a while back, looking through scryfall using the teysa tag, but I never saw that one.
I want to build this as a "lower" power deck. What are some cool cards that leverage his access to a sorcery every turn? I'm planning on running a few cost reducers to cut the cost of his spell to RW. I also have a question regarding "Twinning Staff", will it copy his spell?
>>97866157App dragons are effectivly hermphrodites, so both gay and not gay.
>>97865858One looks at the competitive scene and considers what people are running while the other wants to run Bearer of Heavens in Rakdos, Lord of Riots
>>97865822are you me?I tried making a group draw+discard to soften the blow but it still didn't workMight have to revisit it, Nath was the guy
>>97866126WotC better learn their lesson and never attempt that again
>>97866189Gay nonbinary Russian eddie munster vampire boy
>WotC>learning lessonslmao
>>97866204I may very well be, as the deck I played around with for a bit was also Nath.
>>97866028I can't ever take the card art seriously because of her fucking hand. It looks like a baby hand.
>>97866215I literally do not know a single piece of lore about this dude and now I don't know what is true or not, but I wish I did not know again.
Gigapox
>>97866231That isn’t an image of swordtard though???
>>97866225How dare you disparage superior nip art in /edhg/ of all places?!
>>97865894>>97865898you're going to have the problem of your deck consisting almost exclusively of bad creatures with a telegraphed Grist ult as your only winconThe more you pivot to a good deck by including blood artist etc the further you go from your original plan, barring maskwood nexus and suchHowever one should not shy away from jank, so try it for sure
>>97866244I wish it DID look better because she's hot otherwise, love the haircut. Also checked.
>>97866243jej
>Be me, playing Obeka Breaker of seconds.>Having a pretty tough game. >One opponent has some loop with Bristly Bill and crystalline crawler where he can just put infinite +1/+1 counters on all his creature and make infinite colored mana>Another player also has a giant board I can't get through.>Another guy has just 1 creature, he's been the punching bag most of the game.>I have 7 thopters, sol ring, and my commander on board>Have hatred, Waterlogged Teachings, vamp tutor, and mechanized production in my hand.>I need one more mana to win.>Tutor for Ancient Tomb.>Okay, so. play mechanized production on sol ring, go to combat, swing at the guy who can't block, play hatred going down to one health, hitting him for 33.>Would have used teachings to get fierce guardianship to protect from interaction hoping there was only one piece.>No one had a reaction anyway.>Look at my board.>I literally could have just put production on a thopter and won swinging for 2.How can I work on not being a retard and seeing the path of least resistance instead of being a dramatic faggot?
>>97866120Pride month, when Capcucks celebrate their culture and heritage.
>>97866231>since I didn't have enough creatures, your gigapox is now a MLD spell which is illegal in bracket 3. Good game anon
Should I build Jon irenicus, my friends love playing cancer tables so I figured it might be fun Is he fun to play or does it get boring fast?
I can't believe this lil nigga doesn't have any combos outside changelingslop
>>97866231They keep half assing their homages. First Wight of the Reliquary and now this?
>>97866227Kirol is a nonbinary vampire who likes botany. His family rejected him because he's a they/them. True and canon.
>>97866189Retrace and Jumpstart cards leave the graveyard and enter the stack when cast.Effects like pic related are also cheap. Pic related is also funny because it makes the table doubletake.
>>97866292is they vegan?
>>97866225I was about to buy it but now I can't unsee it and you're right, that's fucking retarded. WotC outsourced for the wrong nip artist here.
>>97866315The only lore about them is they are nonbinary and athletic and a vampire. That's their entire personality. They also get very offended when villains misgender them, accordingto the nu-Lorwyn story.
how do vampires live in harmony with other species in the first place when they need to suck everyone's blood? do they carry IV bags around that they get from the nearby drugstore?
>>97866330They don't live in harmony with other species and generally keep to themselves when they aren't out hunting blood. Kirol is the only vampire in mtg lore who lives harmoniously with others.
>>97866338how. shouldn't them be shunned?
>>97866292>His family rejected him because he's a they/them. True and canon.Some 'people' prefer this over UB, true and real
>>97866136If you ever want to know who the limp-wristed rainbow corporates truly fear, express support for East Asian companies and watch them shrivel into rage.
>>97866347They like plants so Strixhaven accepts them to encourage their botanical genius. Maybe them is researching plants to learn hmake a True Blood drink that allows their fellow vampires to coexist with others.
>>97866356I would rather live in a world where the choice isn't "gay 'nonbinary' 'subversive' low-test vampire" and literal Spongebob Squarepants
>>97866376What the fuck were you doing in 2012 when Triumph of Ferocity became the flashpoint for "problematic MtG content?" You had a decade to keep things from getting to this point.
>>97866293I'm actually looking to use the mill part of the spell and run a reanimation type deck with creatures like redemption choir and sun titan. Thou I will need various ways to get him prepared.
>>97866388Having sex
>>97866376Spongebob at least has its first 3 seasons that are as timeless as tom and jerry, imagine giving libshit even a little bit of seriousness
>>97866400Then how about you have more sex than gripe about the card game for nerds.
>>97866406>He doesn't have sex with girls who play Magic >He doesn't bring his partners into his hobbyThen again your response is basically "I don't have sex so take that" lol
>Tying your website to the hip to another tranny websitePeople put up with this?
>>97866405And Magic had a decade and a half of absolute kino, so I guess old Magic > old Spongebob.
>>97866435Which website is trying to tie to trannyfall?
>>97866444>old Magic > old Spongebob>absolute kinoLmao proof of mtg winning any writing awards next thread?
>>97866363that sounds like the worst excuse to let anyone invite you in. I'd never fall for anything a bloodsucker says
>>97866433>Then again your response is basically "I don't have sex so take that" lolWhat? I don't understand how you gathered that from my post.>I hate how gay and lame this game is!>What did you do to stop it?>I was having sex>Okay, then have more sex instead of complaining>Ugh, you're such a virgin!
>>97866093>all the game knowsthe game doesn't know anything. If you retards want to play competitively, play a competitive format.. not the one bending over backwards trying to segregate you from it.
>>97866462None of the others in that mascot group are human, so why would they care?
>>97866473You're mad because you're called out.
>>97866476Hey the moment you see in the Comprehensive Rulebook what prize i get for building the most special snowflake deck using all the GCs let me know!
>>97866499Nah you're just outing yourself because even ig your gf isnt a lib landwhale you're afraid that your future kid (you will eventually procreate and not be something that's just waiting for its own extinction right) will grow up just like the libshits we laugh at itt and you didnt do anything to nip it in the bud
The game has rules. The game's objective is to win. If you have a problem with people wanting to win, then don't play a game at all.
>>97866257Your pod sounds miserable and soulless and your commander and deck sounds doubly so
>>97866513That's a very specific projection anon.
>>97866520Hit the nail on the head i know :)
>>97866530I would probably be offended by it if I read past the first line.
>>97866518>miserable and soullessJust like your criticism.
>>97866542You can always avoid being offended by not facing reality yes
How do I get over my autism and try playing with randoms?
>>97866551>accept not everyone will think like you>learn to compromise and that the world doesnt revolve around you>realize that your autism is a disability and not a crown people will trip over themselves to appease you>accept that life gave you a bad hand and that you will be the one to adjust despite your disability
>>97866462That's racist you flaming chud. Vampires are people too!
>>97866500then you should be content not bothering people who clearly don't want to play with you?
>>97866551The majority of randoms at your LGS are autistic too, which is why they're at the LGS instead of playing at home with their friends. Can't you bond with these people by you all being autistic and liking mtg?
>>97866574Nobody is breaking and entering your basement to pubstomp your shit pod but naturally you armchair what randos do at the lgs because people playing to win triggers your autism
about to build this cutiepie, any pitfalls to be aware of?
>>97866514You can't win any games if nobody wants to play with you. The purpose of sportsmanship is to instill this lesson "It isn't whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game that matters"
>building fotm slop
>>97866492is vampirism human exclusive? is kirol even human?
>>97866594>it's how you play the game that mattersYeah where's my prize for being le moral gamer roru rumao
>>97866599So you derive no enjoyment from the act of playing the game itself, only in winning?
>>97866606>i get to win and stomp you>in exchange you have the moral superiority in your headThe fairest transaction in the world, now cry more
>>97866376he's not even low-t, it's shocking how different the art of him in return to lorewyn and in return to strixhaven are from each other.
>>97866596nvm I googled it. apparently vampirism is not a disease on archivos but an actual race so kirol was born that way and propably doesn't even need blood to survive because now I stopped caring thanks to how dumb that is
>>97866599That philosophy ends in loneliness, as I've said, nobody will play with you. You cannot win the games you don't play.
>>97866617Who is this ugly fag meant to appeal to? Surely faggots would prefer someone like Oko to Kirol the Eddie Munster clone.
>>97866621Incorrect because otherwise cedh wouldnt even exist, and yet it doesBut it's only to be expected from an autistic person you cant understand reality, given that if your drivel was even remotely true then you wouldnt mind being pubstomped as long as you played the game 'the right way'
>>97866578>fucking random faggots at the bar is fucking gay>but if i fuck my faggot friends in my basement that actually makes it heterosexualMassive cope
>>97866629You sound like someone who has found no success in life so you take it out on others in the games you playI pity you
>>97866550What does any of what you're babbling about have anything to do with you not having sex?
>>97866596Ain't seen any vampires drink goblin blood. Could be wrong.
>>97866649>haha you dont have sex>fuck man i cant stand these binary lgbtq shit when all they know and talk about and revolve their lives around is sexOof
>>97866641>still going on with his moral superiority>cant accept that in exchange he loses in a children's card game, perfectly balanced as all things should be>>97866614Now cry more
>>97866564>>97866578Fair points. Just gotta suck it up I suppose.
>>97866618Um ok... what exactly do they eat and why are they called vampires if they don't act like vampire?
>>97866640Playing with friends at home is more fun than playing with fat autistic stinky randos at the LGS, some of whom will sperg out and throw a tantrum if you cast interaction against them.
>>97866589Check your local supermarket or school supply store and by dry erase flash cards. The cheapest you can find. You will need them for Orvar. There will be so many copies that it's nonnegotiable. He's pretty much dry erase tribal.
>>97866679>why are they called vampires if they don't act like vampire?presumably because they're pale and have fangs and widows peaks.
>>97866685Anything is more fun with friends, but you're just as autistic as the lgs regulars you hate lol
I need a ruling and google isn’t helping.Does Firebender Ascension double Avatar Aang’s card draw when firebending?
>>97866743Seems like it
>>97866743"no" it doubles the firebending trigger which should make you draw twice, but it doesn't double the draw trigger itself.the draw doesn't trigger off attacks, he draws off firebending (which triggers on attacks). you'll draw twice, but not like that specifically.
>>97866698Sadly for you chubs, I'm not autistic, I'm just a nerd. I have to hatred towards autists, I'm simply commenting on the fact that LGS regulars tend to be hamplanets who don't bathe or rainbow haired they/thems.
>>97866773>to hatred*no hatred
>>97865461>How we feeling about prepared, paradigm, etc from Strixhaven?Prepared is the neatest mechanic in quite a while.Paradigm is whatever.
>>97865640Quit? I'd just quit if stuck in some hell hole like that. How is that fun? Why waste my time on that? I'd demand payment.
>>97866231>None of this 1/3rd shitGoodI fucking hate that crap.
>>97866499Is this really all we're going to do, now? You're going to call me a gay loser virgin and I'm going to ask what I did wrong? I mean, let's just be honest here; the outright bile you're throwing at me for genuinely answering your question makes me think you really, really didn't like the answer I gave, and instead of arguing against it decided to fall into name-calling.I'm really sorry, anon, but "your" people (if I'm assuming you're part of the liberally progressive crowd) are pretty much responsible for the gay-loser state of Magic the Gathering. It's not really worth bitching about because your team won. They genuinely, completely won. If you can't stand the reality of what gay corporate entertainment actually means than you really were batting for the wrong team.
Guy building the apprent tranny RW Vampire dude here. So would it be a asshole thing to add Salvagers+LED as a combo with >>97866189 ?The way I see it, as lonng as I am not running tutors and focused on it, it should be fine right? I mean it lets me mill my library and make creatures very big, so I should be able to win from there. I'm not too sure on etiquette theses days.
>>97866812you can't build that commander
>>97865461prepared is greatparadigm is such a edh coded mechanic that it becomes kinda lame. You can't stack it or copy it which makes it kinda ass in constructed. cool in draft. However that also makes it kinda boring to build around. Id rather have effects that are half as strong by itself but with less restrictions to creativity.
>>97866773>>97866779>lgs players are either hamplanets or a blue haired they/them>meanwhile i'm a nerd which either means i'm a 90lb weakling or a commieIt goes both ways anon lol
>>97866773>I'm a nerdyou sound like a normie desu
>>97866679because DEI made jotc imaginarely bankrupt
>>97866679"Vampire" is fluid because everything is fluid. Nothing matters, you can do and become anything you want. Unless you're a Nazi, and then you're Evil.
>>97866789I don't know if I would call that a hellhole, since at least there is some communication and respect between players. friend of mine sometimes gets invited by some childhood friends couple for edh. when he pulled off some 4 card blink initiative combo, the boyfriend of the couple went to the bathroom and cried there for 15 minutes.
>>97866870>I don't know if I would call that a hellholeAnyone who tries to control what I play in my free time can hang themselves. Pay me.
>>97866870>the boyfriend of the couple went to the bathroom and cried there for 15 minutes
>>97866886that DOES sound like entertainment
>>97866832I'm a nerd who is 6'1, 200 lb 36 years old and married with a kid, but I know you will assume I'm lying so that's cool. MtG is very popular in the military.
>>97866812*Personally* I'd be fine with someone doing that below b4 since you>Need two cards + your commander + at least one other creatureto>basically win via craterhoof etbIt's extremely interactable, so I'd be fine with it. In practice I assume you're actually going to be running other 'when a card leaves your graveyard' effects and maybe even storm payoffs, which can make it harder to deal with, but there are several spots where people can see what you're doing and interact to stop it.I'm not everyone though, and some people might be mad just because you're using an expensive card like LED at all.anyway you can also get infinite ETB/LTB/LGYs with Diamond Lion with the addition of a haste source (easy) and a cost reducer for artifacts/creatures (harder) or an ability cost reducer (literally just Heartstone and Zirda). on second thought don't bother.
>>97866900>military>nerdlmfao
>>97866842I look and behave like a normie but am actually a nerd obsessed with MtG and anime. The only thing non-nerd like about me is I am in shape because I work out and play basketball 4 times a week.
>>97866915Sounds like you are just a normie.
>>97866923I am that I am
>>97866870and then your friend fucked her girl while he cried and everyone clapped
>>97866915MtG and Anime are at best gateway nerd hobbies by now. Maybe if you got into it 20 years ago (like me), i'd maybe give it to you but now...
>>97866903The way I have it figured>LED+Salavgers to make infinite mana>Now with the mana I cast the prepare spell over and over (Looping LED to reprepare) milling my deck, giving creatures haste (Anger gets milled) and trample and counters>Win with combator alterntivily>Winning with some random flashback spell of I can't combatI've thrown together a rough deck and now I am just cutting, adding draw and more self graveyard interaction. I've ended up sorta going a Voltron route with equipment as well, but will likely end up cutting all the equips except for sword of light and shadow.
>>97866969I've been playing since visions and watched anime my whole life.
>>97867069ok nerd
Man, how do people enjoy running 4+ mana commanders? Well, unless the commander is just some value engine.>3-5 turns to cast your commander and actually play the game>immediately gets removed>now you sit there like an idiot and are basically out of the game
>>97867099You build so you can recast or run protection and interaction. It's not really that hard.Alternatively, you already were waiting 3 turns to cast your commander, you set up an additional turn so when they come down you've got the shot.Haste is your friend.
>>97867099but 5 color good stuff doesnt rely on playing your commander? Your fine with it just being a utility piece for some situations in those decks.
>>97865946Yeah, as I say it’s only close to not being interactable. I would really rather not see Vexing Bauble become a staple at more casual tables though. If it just copied itself in the grave it would already be much easier to get rid of
>>97867099I play lands and cast spells. also everyone elses commander cost 4+ too with the added tax because I keep removing them
>>97867099What do I need my commander on curve for?
>>97867099You need to be running more ramp budski.I think my Neera deck has like 12 mana rocks just because she costs 6 to cast. I have a Rankle & Torbran with a treasure sub theme because it’s 5CMC and a lightning rod for removal due to constantly forcing opponents to sac their creaturesI would say in both decks I’m only “out of the game” the 3rd time either of them get removed
>>97867099In 2026 the only commander decks that are viable are ones that don't need their commander, great format
>>97867099if you need a commander on field to work at all then critical mass of ramp to ensure that it's dropping by ~t3
>Petrified hamlet doesn't actually turn off basics.
>why would it you griefing bastard
>because funny
>>97867296Turns off evolving wilds at least
>stop samefagging
>>97866958no, he said the boyfriend came out of the toilet with red eyes and his girlfriend tried to console him and kept asking him what's up while he wouldn't try to change the topic.I remember spending new years eve for a brief moment there about a decade ago. we were sitting around this tiny kitchen table trying to not die of boredom, putting various songs on their speakers from our phones in an attempt to lighten the mood. When the girlfriend asked me to change the track during Remix Techno-Hardcore Unreal Tournament, I decided it was time to leave.
>>97865938This could be a 4 if we were still in 2002.
>>97865938>The games are "fast" at least in amount of turnbut not as fast as people make it out to be. games reaching t6 is pretty normal when everyone knows how to play and what to interact with. in terms of time, 2+ hour single games at cedh tournaments happen all the time.
>>97866074Thank fuck you missed the new one in last thread. Stop reposting AI.
>>97867455Chat, repost AI to piss this cunt off.
Something has happened to this general. We used go have good discussions, but the past year most of my posts float on by without a single reply unless its obvious bait. I must be getting too old for this place. Weird.
Is it too ambitious to try weave landfall and lifelink together in a Tayam, Luminous Enigma deck? (which is inherently a counters-matter deck as well)The landfall seems to be a very solid inclusion, because if there's a sacland in the graveyard, Tayam can create two landfall triggers for 3 mana and 3 counters as many times as needed. There's plenty of overlap between land and counters too.There's also a big overlap between lifegain and reanimation, but I've had trouble finding good ways to make the lifegain mesh with counters or landfall.Betor, Ancestor's Voice is in counters and lifegain and revives, but the revives care about life loss rather than life gain.Shelinda, Yevon Acolyte is a great source of counters that happens to have lifelink, but no lifegain payoffs.
>>97867564Only takes 1 or 2 terminally online people to drive the quality of a general down whenever one of their many, many schizo triggers appear.
>>97867564Same shit different flavor in my opinion.
>>97867570Oh right, I forgot Summon: Ixion which is another counters+lifegain card (in second and third act), but that card was an easy include anyway because of how disgustingly powerful the first act becomes when Tayam can cause it to repeat indefinitely.
>>97867471No. Anon's right and you're a fag.
>>97867471Got you boss
>>97866773>I'm not autisticWho do you think you're fooling, and where do you think we are?
AI = An Indian. Always.
>>97867471
>>97867608Your mom
>>97867628Holy based
>>97867471Hello there.
>>97867637>>97867471>>97867455>>97866074It's cute you think anyone would save, let alone repost, your shit Swordfag.
>>97867099I run oodles of ramp because I can just convert excess mana into a gorillion cards.
>b-b-b-but you did something to fake it.If I were swordfag, a retard who trips and loves girls with dicks and dog dicks, why would I have such shame to samefag?Delusional retardfuck. Maybe people just like things and you're actually the insufferable taintlicker.
All me btw
>>97867658Kinda this. Swordfag is so beyond shameless that I doubt samefagging to defend himself ever crosses his mind and instead he just replies to every hate post like it's friendly conversation. Dude is way off the deep end.
>>97867628dangerously based
>>97867665Trvth>>97867658Obvious fake, I can tell by the pixels
>>97867646ENF gets me off. I saved all of it.
>>97867676Then go request shit in any of the other places he lurks like /vg/ and /trash/. This isn't even related to edh, let alone board appropriate.
>>97867682>magic the gathering characters aren't related to magic the gathering>no actual nudity.Nah. You can fuck off wanna-be hall monitor taddletale clit denier.
>>97867682Well technically it is related since they're all mtg characters from what I know so he's fine
>>97867697>>97867695>/tg/ should allow MY fetishNo!
>>97867707>/tg/ shouldn't allow anything that personally don't like!You are literally no different. Go fist your own asshole retard.
>his commander isn't a value enginewhat's the point?
>>97867216>Removal hasn't actually gotten better, people just reflexively kill commanders now because of how many are setup+payoff on same card and win by breathing
>>97867711"value engine" is such a nebulous term.>Commander does something to progress your gameplan in anyway.>VaLuE eNgInE
>>97867707>/tg/ should allow MY fetishcorrect
>>97867707Literally yes. Multiple tabletop corporations support their fetishes in their game, therefore it's allowed.
>>97867749>>97867738>>97867710>>>/trash/>>>/e/>>>/aco/Stop samefagging.
>>97867753Is this going to become that thing where you start shrieking in agony because somebody has different preferences than you?
>>97867682Qrd on why swordsbro is so hated?
>>97867753no, also how is Bloomburrow? I never brought the set yet
>>97867760Tripfag, constantly flexes expensive cards he didn't even buy, annoying "i'm so cool everyone should like me" attitude, autistic fat retard.
>>97867760He trips.Which makes some people unreasonably angry. Which them makes people look through history to find any crumb to make fun of, which lead to people finding out he's into futa, but specifically, futas with dog dicks.
>>97867760Too based for this world.
>>97867099I pretty consistently wipe the board on turn 3/4 to nail everyone playing cheap commanders. You must punish the decks going faster than you and do some set up.
>>97867762>>97867760Also a futatranny
>>97867798Pretty mundane by 4chan standards.
how expensive will this be?
>>97867803>one of the worst tutors imaginable Yeah no one even plays Diabolic Tutor, this is 2 more mana to do the same thing.
>>97865461wow those are some LARGE breasts, what is up with GōtC allowing THAT>???? seeing a feminine body like that really triggers body dysmorphia (its not a mental illness!) and unrealistic beauty goals (unless you are a grown woman and have been pregnant) so WHAT GIVES>>97867761lots of cute and fun critters, I want to get the red green rakins pre-con to tune up just because it looks fun
>>97867815It does have some adorable art, I might get me a box soon
>>97867803wow GōtC is trying so hard to sell this "Harry Potter at home" set. Very cringey and hilarious. Fire everyone in the design team and play testing team immediately with no severance package
>>97867822forced meme
>>97867760Ancient 4chan culture from nigh 20 years ago. HECKIN TRIPFAG BAD! NOW THROW A FIT AND DERAIL THE THREAD! ANONYMOOSE IS LEGUN!He is on topic, contributes. It's just shitty fitting in 4chan culture shit from retards who don't understand it isn't 2005.
>Release good stuff in UB>WOW ITS LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN FRANCHISE>Release good stuff in-universe>WOW THEY ARE REALLY PUSHING [Woke] SET OMG EVERYONE SHOULD BE FIRED!
>>97867682Oh fuck off. I have to put up with you whining about DEI and trannies>NO THAT IS TOTALLY EDH RELATEDFuck off.>>97867707dumb fuck you LITERALLY keep putting fetish porn in the god damn OP
>>97866356What is UB?
>>97867764Why would he post that with his trip on?
>>97867841except its not "good stuff". Ancestral Recall, Channel and Demonic Tutor reprints would be fucking SWEET. stapling them onto a creature is like making a billboard saying "hey check this out!" but is all hype since the total casting cost is astronomically more than the original spell would beits desperate cheap design/marketing and its very homosectual
>>97867859>Its bad because I don't like it!I don't care. You are cringe.
>>97867859Those should all be banned, not reprinted.
>>97867854because he doesn't care?
>>97867813Counterpoint: It says "Demonic Tutor" so retards will run it.
>>97867803This feels like the Hexing Squelcher of this set.It will be *just fine* when the dust settles, but I'm sure the talking heads will be trumpeting it.
>>97867864youre a fucking retard. its bad because the cards are bad and they're trying to somehow conflate the added ability given to these cards with "ooo wow amazing powerful old cards"bad design, cheap design, cheap marketing ploy by delusional trannies who are mentally ill and how no business designing or marketing anything to do with MTG
>>97867872>6 mana to get 1 tutor offThese cards aren't that good.
>>97867872Hexing Squelcher is an actual good card, this is just a shitty expensive tutor
>>9786780325ish if it doesn't become a good card in standard. 50+ if it does.
>the reusable tutor that is also a creature is.... le bad!
>>97867886Just pay 2 more mana and play this, its infinitely better.
>>97867886That's exactly right.
>>97867803Totally unplayable in standard. Must run for every timmies aristocrats deck. Considering no one plays standard and commander timmies drive market value, easily a $50 card
>>97867803probably like $5-25 depending on if it's any good on its own or, more likely, it gets noticed by the Edgar Markov players
>>97867913>no one plays standardI wish.
>>97867927People still play standard, huh? Name every standard player then.
>>97867886how many 6 mana tutors do you run
>>97867930>Name every standard player then.FUUUUUUUCK
>>97867930well there's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>97867841>release good UW stuff?What good stuff? Show the wordbuilding that's better than the inevitable Harry Potter UB
>>97867930Jackie Chan
>>97867955>the inevitable Harry Potter UBnever ever lol
>>97867955>world building We play a game based on mechanics on cardboard. If you are thinking beyond that, you should just quit the hobby.
>>97867977Don't make me bring up the diaper fur card game
>>97867979Which has nothing to do with Magic the Gathering. You are just looking for any excuse to be upset and push nonsense.
>>978678866 mana for 2 tutor. You're ironically le bad for not being able to recognize how average this card is- in both edh and standard.
>>97867803>search twice (over two+ turns) to be mana-equivalent to two diabolic tutors>search four times (over 4+ turns) to be mana-equivalent to four grim tutorsplus you need to be killing creatures (not an issue) during your own turn (slightly more of an issue) to turn her back on.
>>97867866youre right channel should stay banned as should any cards that help green more than the ultra-handicap they're already given by GōtC. Demonic Tutor is a very fair card and is baseline power level for a black magic card. Ancestral Recall is strong but should be reprinted and legal in commander just like Timetwister is (banning it unfairly nerfs blue). Or maybe an updated version called "Based Ancestors" 1U: Target player draws 2 cards at their next upkeep, and no forests can be played until that upkeep"
>>97867099I ramp my 8 mana commander out on t5 while spamming edicts on every turn to remove your cheap commander two times in a row
>>97867977>We play a game based on mechanics on cardboard.>If you are thinking beyond that, you should just quit the hobby.Not my problem paying customers prefer vastly superior UB
How long till Evangelion UB? They cross over with fucking everything and mtg has a decently large following in Japan>I tap my Gendo to use his ability, forcing Shinji to crew Unit 01
>>97868015after DB
>>97868015waiting warmly for the gundam UB
>>97867972they will literally be selling a Harry Potter Magic set in 2027 or 2028. Whenever tells Hasbro to jump, they will jump. Right now a sports card maker is making a collectable card series for HP; next year it will be an actual TCG product for MTG. (and thats a good thing!)
>>97868003I consider my 8 mana commander as the final boss or finisher i cast when shit hits the fan and I need to turn the game around. My deck is built to function without the commander and I don't even cast him every game
>>97867972>he cant prove sos is goodConcession accepted
>>97868018I dont know anything about DB since I'm white, how likely is a DB UB?
>>97868020They won't, because the amount of damage it would do would likely kill the game.But keep believing>My evidence is my gutYou're fat.
>Updating old deck>97 cards, can't find the other three, can't find the extra sleeves for replacementsFUCK
>>97868024DB is a thousand times more popular than Evangelion. More popular things are more likely than less popular things.
>>97868026>They won't, because the amount of damage it would do would likely kill the game.You said that too when people thought wotc would break their promise over UB not being in standard
>>97868024I don't think shonen jump will let WotC buttrape their IPs honestly
>>97868037Never eeeever
>>97868033Trve but I dont like Dragonball since everyone that watches it is Mexican or black so I dont want it in MTG, it'll attract too many thieves to the LGS
>>97868040You were just like that too when people said gifts was going to be unbanned
>>97868037Normies love Harry Potter. Hogwarts legacy made billions of dollars. It's a tiny minority of troons and bluesky users who whine about it on reddit. They don't represent reality. The hope is that several high level wotc employees resign in protest. UB Harry Potter will be the biggest selling set of all time no matter how much reddit complains.
>>97868024Naruto is far more likely than DB as their pick for an anime crossover. Dragon Ball's card designs aren't clear since you'd need to give everything flying and crazy power to please the audience that wants it. Naruto's setting already uses what's basically mana and has hundreds of easy slam dunk flavor designs that work in magic without a problem. DB is more popular but if that was all that mattered they would have picked it already over stuff like Who and Turtles.
>>97868032I fucking hate theft decks
>>97868066Counterpoint: DBZ would let them make 20 Gokus and all of them have +1/+1 counters as their gimmick.
>>97868026>amount of damage it would do to the game>thinks literally broke troons fund this 30+ year card gameI know you can't ACK-nowledge that you will never be a woman but the small minority of troons, faggots and other left-leaning people they've been catering to since 2020 do not carry the sales of the gameHarry Potter will be the best sales they've had since Final Fantasy or LOTR, since the franchise is beloved. GōtC keeps thinking parents will buy their young children Spiderman and TMNT sets and they don't, but HP sets would sell for younger kids. Similarly, troon groomers who can't accept JK Rowling speaking the truth don't have/arent allowed around children. Groomers of the coast actively wants 30-40+ adults to be buying sets for their young children, thats one of their core markets. If all homos and tranny's left MTG tomorrow, the game would immediately start doing better and selling better, so if a Hogwarts set caused those "people" to leave, it would be the greatest boon to MTG since Final Fantasy.
>>97868054Normies dont buy a case of booster boxes for a game they'll never play.Wotc sends out polls all the time to dedicated players. They ask for oppinions on UB sloppa. Its how we knew about shit like monhun way before it came out, and why I can tell you for certain Power Rangers is coming next year. Harry Potter was on like, 2 surveys and then was never seen again, so likely they got a massively negative response so it is shelved.Also read another book etc etc
>>97868072After monster hunter got buttfucked, Shueisha won't let WotC near any of their IPs. Demon Slayer and JJK would make good UBs, but again, Shueisha won't allow it. Maybe wotc can get Fairy Tale or something lol
>>97868080Normies buy inflated singles from resellers fyi
>>97868080You say this and yet they're peddling 3+ years of Marvel sets I can not imagine ANYONE responding positively to those with the whole Marvel IP in the burnout phase.
>>97868080>Harry Potter was on like, 2 surveys and then was never seen again, so likely they got a massively negative response so it is shelved.Keep dreaming, sister. Hasbro will force it by mandate and no, it won't kill the game. At best it will drive away some of the troon and rainbow hair demographic wotc has been courting, but that's a good thing. And even then many troons and wokes still love Harry Potter. They had no problem buying and playing Hogwarts Legacy and invented cope reasons in their head to justify it. JK is based and owns their souls.
>>97868093Not to mention them making TMNT in the first place. MaRo and crew are boomers and several years behind knowing what the players population actually wants. They also care too much about appeasing the tiny vocal reddit woke community.
>>97868068Just use more unique sleeves.
>>97868032me when I found my old deck from the early 2010's with mox diamond sleeves and realized theres only 80 (didnt play commander back then) and now I can't find 20 more of them
>>97868093They polled marvel years ago lol. These sets still have 2-3 year lead times.Spiderflop sucked but I bet marvel heroes will do well. Much higher chance for people to see their favorite character and buy in, no Spiderman India.>>97868099Im just telling you what happened, if reality hurts your feelings that's OK. Hope you enjoy black snape.
>>97868108a lot of sleeves back then were sold with like 80. Because a deck was 60+15
>>97868107Shut the fuck up
>>97868110Mark is already peddling that Spider-Man is a top 10 all-time set.
>>97868114
>>97868115For hasbro sales to distributors, it probably was. That shit is shelf rotting all over the world.
>>97868080no but people with "money" like "investors"/speculators in pokemon and magic do and Harry Potter would sell insane just from the good optics/potential. people with money tend to be more conservative (or normal)
>>97868110>black snapeRowling herself may be fine with it, but i wonder what WB (now bought by chud Paramount) has to say about that
>>97868111right I know. I didn't play commander until probably 2012 (hadn't heard of it). its just for regular format games with 60 cards decks, although I often had 64 or 65 card decks because I'd always try to cram too much random shit into my kitchen table decks
>>97868110>Im just telling you what happened, if reality hurts your feelings that's OK. Hope you enjoy black snape.They took it off the survey because results overwhelmingly said yes- hence them making Strixhaven 2. Chuds and wokes are uniting in their hatred of black Snape. Personally, I assume he's the best actor ever, and think it's funny how much universal rage his casting has caused. Personally I like the movies but I feel no need to watch the new HBO slop show that's goingto have 2-3 years between every season.
>Potterfags are still convinced their slop is happeningNobody cares about this franchise anymore>t-the video game sold wellBought by girls who grew up with it and girls who are definitely not playing magic.
>>97868130Black Snape can work if they genderbend Harry.
>>97868146>debating with the "potter"fagsya don' it nao 'arry por'er
>>97868118This is the reality and those same distributors won't get fooled in to holding the bag twice
>>97868144This is why I say read another book. Not only is it an extremely average story with a bad ending but you potterfags are so immensely tiring and cringe to talk to. "The chuds and the jokes are uniting over Harry potter" do you fucking hear yourself? Its a book.
>>97868146>girls playing AAA>they totally have rigs and everything>they're a key demo of the AAA industry!
>>97868159Correct.
>>97868146You're delusional. Hogwarts legacy just made a billion dollars and is getting an MMO sequel. HBO just invested billions making the sets and costumes for the new Potter show. Just because you want JK's IP to be unpopular won't make it true.
>>97868165For all your doubling down you STILL cant prove strixhaven has good worldbuilding lmao
>>97868118bingo. this is the same type of jewish number manipulation record companies and other media companies will do. like if they say "Taylor swifts latest album went platinum (1 million copies) in a week!" it means they shipped 1 million CDs and records to target and other retailers, + combined it with botted streaming numbers. The truth is a few dry women bought a copy or streamed it on the way to work while 50 of those "sold" copies sit in each kiosk in every target across the country.then they can lie and use fake chart data (or box office data, sales data etc ) as free marketing points to investors i.e., "the art of the scam"
>>97868158I read lots of books and am not a potterfag. I simply recognize how globally popular the IP still is. You seem out of touch and delusional.
>>97868174Bruh I don't like strixhaven. I hate all temu sets that are just "LEGALLY DISTINCT VERSION OF THING"Like Bloomburrow.
>>97868170So popular that Hasbro U-turned their Harry Potter set entirely and turned it in to Strixhaven
>>97868178So if temu potter is in why cant the OG?>inb4 trannies
>>97868158I wish all of these dweebs grew out of their childhood interest but then again I still play magic so who am I to speak.
>>97868177Anon you've posted this exact same crusty image over 20 times. Are you getting paid for this?
>>97868170All of this is for women who don't buy magic cards.
>>97868179That didn't ever happen. That was WotC attempting to create their own knockoff Harry Potter to capitalize off the real one's popularity. When Hasbro gives the mandate, wotc will comply. I can only hope Maro, Gavin, the art directors and RnD team resign in protest but I know im not that lucky.
>>97868184I mean that is the reason. It would piss off every content creator, cause massive negative press, and likely result in numerous employees quitting. You can deny what the average employee of WOTC is, but it doesn't matter.
>>97868186>grew out of their childhood interest>I just wish people would stop experiencing joyYeah I hate when people enjoy or like things!
>>97868190>he doesn't know
>>97868189The second in command to Gavin is a woman.
>>97868187I will continue posting it until the woketards and chuddies here accept reality.UB hello kitty and secret lair kpop demon hunters are coming too.
I want to go back to pre-crashout JK Rowling not because I care about trannies, but because 4chan didnt pretend to like her shitty books for political reasons until she started tweeting.
>>97868203This
>>97868179Upper deck who mostly makes sports cards is currently making a collectable (non playable) HP card set. this is intentionally double dipping by hasbro because the Magic Harry Potter set will be collectable and playable but the Upper Deck one will be the "first" in this current series (there already HP cards out there through out the years)strixhaven is a very poor cope to try and appease the cultivated base of freaks and throw a bone to their in-house garbage writers. its so bad they're having to staple on Power 9 cards to this slop of a set to generate interest
>>97868200I will buy kpop demon hunter sl.
>>97868191>it would piss off every content creator (that wotc hates and tells you as much in their surveys)>cause massive press (controversy creates cash)>a lot of employees quitting (saving hasbro money since they're downsizing already)Sounds like a win-win
>>97868191And it will be the highest selling set of all time so Hasbro won't care. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. All those troons on reddit who whine about Harry Potter bought and played all the way through hogwarts legacy.
>>97868206bro they make collectable cards of everything. I could find your mork and mindy trading cards
>>97868206Austin Powers UB confirmed?????
>Anti-Harry trannies be coping hard itt
>>97868193Good read of my post. Surely that's what I mean.
>>97868225Then maybe you shouldve just kept quiet because you play a children's card game
Every day I thank God for not making me a tranny, Indian or a potterfag.
>>97868231Amen brother.
>>97868203Notice how every time HP comes up it's never about anything actually present within the series, being excited for any particular character's card or a thing from the actual franchise. Always how mad it's making liberals and how much money it makes. No one who claims they want it even cares about it. It's all just posturing. No amount of frothing at the mouth about it will convince me these "people" are itching to build Ron Wesley spellslinger or Peeves spirit tribal because that's never what it's about.
>>97868231You don't have to be a potterfag or even enjoy the IP to recognize how wildly successful UB Harry Potter would be.
>>97868248Speak for yourself i want the hungarian horntails the dementors and the Elder Wand equipment
>>97868197the 2nd to drag queen Gavin is Carmen Klomparens, who is a man
>>97868212I just know of upper deck from some hockey cards I have, I'm sure they make a ton of collectible shit
>>97868248I'd like to see what Umbridge would do personally
>>97868263Grand arbiter augustin iv skin
>>97868248It was the same with the garbage game
>>97868248>Post a card from an in universe set>Person responds, likely to themselves to make it about harry potter so they can force their buzzword and crash out about politics.This is what his happening in reality, and you are a fool to believe otherwise.I'd build a Snape deck though. I don't even like Harry Potter that much, I just like Alan Rickman, and if they didn't use his likeness, I would just proxy it as him.
>>97868267I could see it
>>97868269White/Black aristocrats with a self-sacrifice indestructible or something retarded
>>97868170This is the reason I don't think we'll be getting a HP set very soon. HP is doing very well right now as a brand. They don't need a crossover with some slowly dying tcg and they can demand a premium for licensing and royalties, etc.
>>97868269>and if they didn't use his likenessThey wouldn't. Using actor likenesses is a pain in the ass and also means you'd need to get 3 forms of art approval (WOTC, The IP holder, and the actor/their estate.) they only do it when required, like Doctor Who.
>>97868269Sectumsempra will 100% be a card
>>97868248Its because these "fans" havent actually engaged with any of the franchises media since they were 12 lol. They pretend to like it for political brownie points. They have no oppinions, they just want to be in the "in" group.I reread Potter during the coof and it was just really mid. Goblet of Fire still went hard but even for childrens/YA reading the plot just stumbles at the end. So many seemingly important plot threads and themes (like Dumbledores comments on the statue of the wizard holding up his wand over lesser beings, and what Voldemore replaces it with) just go fucking nowhere. Or the shelf with "all" the time turners on it that Neville knocks over and destroys all the time machines in the universe forever.I still firmly believe that she changed her mind on the ending very late for the sake of trying to make it in to an appealing brand. The final book is so fucking safe. All the build up and hints just to do a very plain good va evil ending (magic slavery and magic caste systems still exist also Harry is now a wizard fed in the broken systemhe spent half the series fighting against).
>>97868275And yet they do business with a dying company called Hasbro
>>97868279I will never forgive JK for pairing Hermione with Ron and making Harry a cop
>>97868248>Always how mad it's making liberals and how much money it makes. No one who claims they want it evenBecause it's funny to watch woketards seethe and piss themselves over a stupid kid's book
>>97868248I only make waifu decks and my Potterfu doesn't exist anymore because she got brownwashed. Ofc I wouldn't be hype if they announced a Potter UB, it'd just be LOTR all over again because Americans are mentally ill.
>>97868294I am more racist than you. Its just a shitty book.
>>97868285The toy partnership goes back decades.
>>97868294That's sad.
>>97868279>Watch starwars as a kid>Go see the prequels when they come up>These aren't great, but its nice to be in starwars again.>Go to see The Force Awakens>Wow. That was just was worse A New Hope, I'm weary of starwars now.>Go to see the last jedi>Walk out half-way through>I'm not a real fan because I refuse to debase myself with all of their new media, which everyone tells me is actually pretty shit except the first few episodes of mando and Ando depending on the person.You don't need to engage with the media, all the media to be a "real fan."People who don't like UB or the new direction of MTG aren't any less of fans if they prefer the old stuff to the new stuff.
>>97868312So your argument is that you want harry potter UB despite not liking the media because you need to like the media to be a fan of the media?I am strictly talking about the novels. I haven't watched the new movies that flopped. Just the books, the origin of arry pothead, nothing new.
>>97868310It's funny
>>97868312They're not talking about the HP sequel and spin off stuff anon what are you saying lmao
>>97868325Nowhere did I say I was for or against harry potter. I'm pointing out the irrationality of your statement.
>>97868325>You don't need to engage with all the media to be a "real fan.">So your argument is you need to like the media to be a fan of the media?literally less literate than if he was an AI posting.
>>97868338Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
>>97868341Whats wrong with using a silica machine to respond to a meat machine?
>>97868248I think Dementors could be a legit dope thing for black similar to how Nazgûl was made extremely well from Lord of the RingsGolden Snitch I imagine would be like a Mox-lite type thing and one of the "chase cards"
>>97868359>1 mana Rock that comes in untapped for net mana, or fixeseven if it came in tapped this would see at least 50% inclusion in all lists.
I think Harry Potter SUCKS!
>>97868386exactly. it would be like the One Ring for Harry Potter. Massive in-game utility, near auto include for all colors except green (and thats a good thing!) which adds balance to most formats + massive value coomlector wise as well. it would be a mythic rare I imagine. its the golden snitch it wins you the game in HP (this won't alone in MTG, but its flavorful). I was actually thinking of making it cost (0) to be a true Mox callback but thought the fixing was strong enough as it is.
>>97868404the TOR of HP will be the Elder Wand, the Golden Snitch would be serialized Golden Chocobos
>>97868304I'm not racist. I just like seeing woke cultists suffer and tantrum.
>>97868454Or they can simply make the Philosopher's Stone
>>97866289He does
>>97866289>>97868484I'm retarded. Here it is.
>>97867099if play on curve lets me cast gigga nigga 6 mana fish in turn 4 or 3 if im luckyalso people just panic reading 12/12 even if just let him taking a nap all game
>>97867803case of skeleton is a bettter and faster tutor and its worth pennies
>>97868507It should be worth thousands for having a skeleton
>>97868507>Costs 2 mana>It will go off the same time as it is likely that you will get your first tutor off with the creature.
so uh, is Hangarback Walker an alright replacement for Big Mother Mouser in the TMNT deck?
>>97866626The non existsnt modern audience. Notnone actual likes it. Best they can hope for is someone saying they like it as a virtue signal. Really it's virtue signals all the way down.
>>97868532I don't think you should ever replace Mouser with Hangerback, no.
>>97868532Why would you replace it?
>>97868550I wanna put Big Mother Mouser in Toph, the First Metal Bender>>97868546What abut with a replacing BMM with a Stonecoil Serpent?
>>97868532you should not be playing a turtle deck at all piggie
>>97868559Why not just buy another? It's 50 cents
>>97868561nta but it is a pretty fun deck
>couldnt attend commander night the last couple weeks because of easter and other life stuff>finally visit my lgs today just to do a session zero for a pathfinder group>bought a couple of bloomburrow packs on a whim>pulled a foil borderless Three Tree Citypretty kewl
