Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97873405>Thread Question: What was your favorite new CYOA of March 2026?
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A bizarre one I have never before looked at
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>>97883789>A bizarre oneIt's an Asian franchise with a wacky cartoon artstyle. Of course it's going to be bizarre.
>>97883836A franchise, huh? That's disappointing. I had hoped it was some homegrown /cyoag/ freakiness
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>>97883862I feel like the issue with all doomsday prepping is that having a group of armed friends would be more useful then most shelters
>>97883868It turns out that the real doomsday preppers are government officials, who knew?
>>97883887Loyal armed menMen that you haven't betrayed recently
>>97883868That's an issue with the preppers that are commodity fetishists, but I think today most people recognize this. Whether we are able to form those bonds is another story. In any case the two are not mutually exclusive
>>97883916I would love to know what percentage of the regulars here participate in some form of "prepping"
>>97883789>>97883842>>97883836It is the greatest video game of all time, though, so that's something
Rake status?
>>97883944Making a CYOA I like I hope.
>>97883836>franchiseIt's just 2 games, unless I missed something. Is that enough to be classified as a franchise these days?>>97883789Having said that, I never saw this cyoa. Interesting idea to use Danganrompa characters as partners, the artstyle is kinda similar. It must be pretty recent since it has Danganronpa 3 characters in it.>>97883842If you think the cyoa is weird then I wonder what you would think of the game itself. Just to name one thing, you have to control 2 characters at once fighting different battles at the same time.
>>97883944Loved
>>97883963>It's just a franchise>Is that enough to be classified as a franchise these days?This is what you sound like.
>>97883944You know, the lack of updates from rake is concerning
These pages from the newly released Witch Awakening update are NOT allowed to be posted on reddit.Main CYOA: https://imgchest.com/p/xny8vrwd7bl?grid=1High Quality Forbidden Pages: https://imgchest.com/p/xny8r2ako4b
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>>97884005These are shitToo much
>>97881372Most anons don't even know that OutrageousBears claims to be a mother in real life, which is supposed to completely rewire you to find this kind of shit hundreds of times more horrific than it already is. From hatred to "squeamish" outrage at the work itself. Think of how many hard lines Entropist Anon would draw around hurting children and how he'd bend and twist his entire omnicide fantasy to still help Anonymous become a supportive evil patriarch. That's what shows that he's rewritten by his oxytocin to be permanently serious about "fatherhood" and "natalism" and doesn't just have a breeding kink, and for that I can believe that he only wants the best for the real Human beings under his care and I wish him nothing but success. That's the way that even the bitterest chud is meant to think once he's hit the good life.If EntropistAnon touched Satanic ritual abuse as a magical power then it would be an NPC only ability showing to the player that these other people are the bedrock of depravity that no villainous PC will be allowed to match.This isn't even the first case of O.B. blithely handling horrific fates of children in her universe: there was the "Blood Witch" perk proving the pro-lifers right in the worst possible way by counting them as valid high grade sacrifices, and the entire Changeling race, which not ONLY replaces a random child with themselves and impersonates them throughout their life, but also sentences the innocent child to be punished instead of them in the afterlife according to her setting document. Neither of these have any kind of "alignment restriction" unlike Pedovore even though one has infinitely worse consequences.In other words she handles the subject like an exceptionally sociopathic neckbeard instead of the caregiver that people are trusting her to be: skinwalking as someone's child for your jollies is something morally "neutral" and not a nightmare whose very possibility oppresses every child or parent.
>>97884021Like a neckbeard?What??Are you a redditor? or jewish?
>>97883963There are various spinoff/remake games in the franchise that exist/previously existed, an anime, and probably various other obscure things that I haven't heard aboutAnd this is one of at least two CYOAs heavily associating TWEWY and Danganronpa together, funnily enough
>>97884021Weird crash-out post. Can't you separate real life from fiction?
>>97884005>are NOT allowed to be posted on reddit.Only the first 2, the last one is fine. The author is clearly bitter about it if you look at the condescending way the substitute page is written. "make up something yoursel, you won, congrats". I don't like the whole section, and the fact tier 6 is locked behind servitude, so it's just kinda funny to watch.
>>97884047>And this is one of at least two CYOAs heavily associating TWEWY and Danganronpa together, funnily enoughFuck, you just reminded me that I know there is another one and that I read it, but now I don't remember the name.
https://imgchest.com/p/xny8vrwd7bl?grid=1
>>97884021You're taking the troonLARP too seriously. The grotesquery is beneath contempt- why waste precious minutes of the life we've been given to engage with it?
>>97884051Anon, don't be retarded.Especially not on purpose
>>97883842Cuddling with Eco-Bed...
>>97883963>It must be pretty recent since it has Danganronpa 3 characters in itWe're less than a year away from the 10-year anniversary of V3's release, anon.
>>97884021She's just a lil bit quirky.
cyoa for this feel?
>>97884282Skeleton Gang Rape
>>97884282Travel to the nsfw cyoas in trash, you'll find plenty
>>97884282Probably some NSFW cyoa.
>>97884282Black Magic.
>>97884282Witch Awakening
>>97884005>>97884052I agree that being forced to be a slave to access Rank 6 is stupid, but what's the story behind why reddit was apparently so seething mad they tried to get the author banned? It's not usual for them to be like that instead of bootlicking unless there's a fetish that offends them, so what was it?
>>97884452Long story short, just read the rank 2 ability of the chaos patron, the original is in the thread right now. Reddit couldn't handle that.
>>97884463>Reddit had a moralfag crashout over the bad guy option letting you do bad thingsThey really are completely hopeless and soulless. These are the kinds of people that'd read shit like Blood Meridian and try and get the author cancelled.
>>97884452Chaos tier 2 boon, you have to torture and eat kids for power. The name is actually very scientific and descriptive, based on latin like medical terms.By the way, everyone is talking about how dumb reddit was, but nobody is talking about how busted the power is if you are willing to abbandon all morality. You turn kids into mana tanks, and have no limit on the number you can have.
>>97884485Evil stuff tends to be busted to justify why people end up going for evil in the first place.
>witches eating kids is too muchDoes reddit even know the very basic stories about witches beyond the disney shit?
>>97884485A power made for breeding tentacles monsters. Which is what Monstruosity Rank 5 and more are spiritually. It fits the theme of the Outsiders.I don't see why it needed to be reworked.
>>97884492Evil is busted because it doesn't need to walk on eggshells for MORE POWER
>>97884496I'm 100% the reaction is literally just because of the fucking name causing a triggered reaction. If she had called the option "Baby Eater" then obviously there'd be some level of pearlclutching, but since it didn't include the no-no word (even in its Latin context) it can't justify a witch hunt on the witch.
Been gone for a couple of weeks.Anything new comes out?Last new thing was LotM and discussion was still going strong.I should finish my little pogchamp build.
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>>97884541Sleepy was nice. >>97862275
I didn't read the whole cyoa, so I did pearl clutch until I realized it was an evil option desu. I guess since thr author is (allegedly) a mother irl, it would be one of the most evil things she could think of. Though honestly, pedovore was not a word I thought i'd see in a cyoa, so that was a bit of a shock lol.
>>97884005I need to make a "Kill All Witches with no survivors" build at one point.
>>97884005First entropist and now thisWhy are they like this? Is it that children represent a core concept of moral responsibility?
>>97884555Pearlclutching is a bit different than just thinking something is stupid or bad because it's not properly considered (which this isn't, since it's something already intrinsic to evil, horrible, kidnapping, murderous, orgy-having witches literally implied to have connections to elite people traffickers in one of their quest. These witches are depicted as purely evil,) pearlclutching is when you see something depicted, even in a negative light, and think something should be banned and/or the creator suffer negative real world consequences merely for depicting it. It's like if someone heard of LoTR and wanted it banned because Sauron's forces do bad things, that's pearlclutching.
>>97883916Just realized, even if I have this CYOA saved on my PC, I never made a build.
>>97884496the files kinda mindbroke people I guess lol (lmao)
>>97884598You can fix this right now.
>>97884604>muh filesWas it really that impactful in Burgerland?
>>97884609>right nowIt's 7.25 here in europe, and I stayed up all night. I will go to sleep, then work, and then make a build.
>>97884643Nta but I love you and I hope your day goes well
>>97884645>Anon can't resist the french Roselle had it so easy...
Hello /cyoag/ May I please present my second OC I've made here. Made this one in Gimp, instead of mspaint. Hopefully its more cohesive like that one guy wanted. Please let me know how I could improve, or other thoughts.
>>97884709You could've been italian. I needed to hedge my bets
>>97884616>t-that only happens in one country tho!>MY scumbag elites aren't like that at all!ngmi
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>>97884725>Open it.I got not self-preservation instincts. Hey, worse case scenario, I'll reincarnate into somebody who has it.And now there there is a doll on my desk. It would be so funny to raise the power of the fan right now....I don't feel the need for any of these, so I allocate everything in the Insurance Insurance again. I'm sure some version of myself will get out eventually.>Ring of Minor MagicSHINYMore seriously, I think it'd be cool to be a street magician with real power. Knowing that I'll come back one day to experience all life has to offer would make me smile, and I want to share that happiness with others.I imagine the me that gets out would pick the Identity Loss Insurance and everything else into Monster Insurance. Final life in a blaze of glory.I'd like to think he also take the ring for its sentimental value if it's proposed again.That'd be the greatest hat trick of all times. Inter-ego mailing.
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>>97884772>caring about scumbags elites in generalDon't you have anything better to do?
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>>97884791>Don't you have anything better to do?>he asks in /cyoag/ the general for bored as fuck NEETs
Aromage is female. She has female parts in her pants whenever she makes posts.
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>>97884725Nice.I am the guy who made the cohesion comment, and I think you've done very well this timeBuild;Insurance insurance (-14)>The knowledge that magic is real is what is most valueble here>Additionally, I can leave any amount of material wealth in accounts that have passwords based on the text presented here>By doing so, I can pass wealth and knowledge to all my future incarnations, hopefully giving me an edge toward ruling the earth someday>Infact, because of this, all future versions of me will be in a better position to commit fraud, but for the sake of fun I will spend a single pointMonster insurance (-1)>It scales infinitely and can be easily triggered.>If the immortality one counted scientific immortality then I could roll with that but it very likely won'tMonster summoning whistle>Just imagine what could happen if this were to fall into the wrong handsI just need to set up a large pile of explosives and gasoline and set a man to summon an infinite number of imps next to:A written contract entiting me to someones soul (Or as many of those as I can get)((I might not be able to collect the soul, but they can't prove that))A laptop with an llm on it (Naceant machine mind)((File the cost as the total cost of AI development to date))A few cells of mine in a petri dish that I will file as "Incomplete humunculous"A written contract entitilng me to the firstborn of alot of peopleA check for 10^100 dollars (From anyone)A Hard drive containing 10^1000 of a crypto currency I sold a coin of to a random idiot for 1$A digital copy of all the paid media in the world (est, a few million)A dozen pints of human blood50$ (Real)The key to the city (Any I can get my hands on)Something that any art inspector has called "Priceless"An object of some religious importanceIdeally, I should get an artefact good enough to take over the world, or atleast beat entropy(Which I will pass to myself using the insurance insurance system)
>>97884005Wizard seems really strong, growing from all classes, having all class discounts and capping with more points than witches, at the cost of the crutch complication and needing foci.
>>97884005>Null Arcana FieldMake utterly gigantic silver pillars everywhere and you can kill all magecucks
>>97884786A slow burn, but (you) got there eventually. Or not? I'm not parsiing how you set that up to maximize benefit. At least your (you)ness gets transmitted forward.>>97884892I am assuming you 'lost' the whistle, which the man found, completely outside your control. The resulting detonation could be heard for miles, triggering your loss condition. Given your list of lost items on your insurance claim is less than the minimum reward [1 MA], you gain an artifact if the minimum value. Your estate recieves the Entropy Inverter, an artifact that causes any non-living thing in its 1 km area of effect to become randomly more ordered instead of less. Be warned about leaving it on too long in one place, this universe isn't set up to handle the higher order dimensional folds that will eventually be created. There could be a spillover as the next higher energy state is reached, and reality cascades up into that state - like an inverse false vacuum decay.
>>97885137Benefits? Nah, it's all about vibes and adventures.
>>97885137>Given your list of lost items on your insurance claim is less than the minimum reward [1 MA]Is there anything on earth that could be considered worth more then that?Regardless, very cool relic. I suppose I could use it to create impossible materials and attempt to make an empire selling things
>>97884725Do the corpse of a summoned monster disappear too ?
>>97885149You do actually get your complimentary gift each time you go through, and while some shift around as time goes on and they get different promotional deals, the ring is so basic it never goes away. After a while there will be quite a few of them floating around because of you,>>97885166>Is there anything on earth that could be considered worth more then that?No, but I liked the gumption and the spread. Could have done more with that 'unfinished humunculus' idea but cest la vie. >>97885179Good question! Let me check with the manufacturer. My wife says yes, they do stay. The whistle was designed to help low level adventurers to farm materials.
Did they make a good Overlord cyoa yet
>>97884021This is just standard troon demonic thinking. You're just catching a glimpse of it.
>>97884021???bro, it's fantasy, not real life, how low does your iq need to be to be unable to make that connectionlike i wouldn't enjoy taking any of the choices like that personally, but that's not the point, the point is that we don't need some disinterested and unimaginative karen like you tone policing us
>>97885301YeahThat's why I can make things like my new:"Boykisser 6000: A yaoi adventure. too many boys edition"Without being even a little gayI might give anon the option to go on a gay adventure, but in the end of the day that his(And only HIS) choice.
>>97885319damn, was the entire cyoa only about that stuff? then why did only one page get all that hate?
>>97885062Wizards are objectively better than Witches. It seems like the author, in the quest to silence those who didn't like having to buy the male option, made all the other backgrounds significantly worse than it in every single way.
>>97885322>damn, was the entire cyoa only about that stuff?No, anon is just continuing to be retarded on purpose to justify shitting his panties in front of everyone pretending playing the bad guy in a CYOA is some kind of horrid IRL sin deserving of getting you cancelled. Basically the CYOA has several options that let you be very evil, but you aren't evil by default, the entire CYOA isn't about it. The reason this option made reddit throw a fit is probably just down to the fucking name, they saw an option named after a bad word and flipped shit. Regardless, anon isn't genuine and is simply trying to smear shit around so don't engage.
>>97885345well his response makes no fucking sense then, adding one page or less of gay options to a 50 page cyoa doesn't require you to be gay as an author and doesn't say anything about you other than the fact that you acknowledge gay stuff exists
>>97884021You're completely right but you sounded super gay saying it so I'm gonna call you a fag.
>>97885366fuck off, karen, he's only right that that shit is horrific, he's completely failed to explain why horrific stuff shouldn't be in a cyoa
>>97885369You're completely wrong and you sounded super gay saying it so I'm gonna call you a retarded fag.
>>97885374no u
>>97885361I suspect that the anon is the same one who always complains about Witch Awakening because of Witches banning each other from interfering with muggles, the lore saying muggles can't learn about magic or bad things happen, and the general fact that good Witches aren't waging total war on bad Witches and generally don't interfere when they bully muggles. That guy has all kinds of headcanons for the CYOA and the author and always spergs over it.
>>97885345No, I am an entirely different guy who thought the line about a gay cyoa was funnyI had already stopped caring about this "Arguement" (Two bait posters baiting eachother off) but I laughed at my own joke so I decieded to post it
>>97885383>I don't actually care but I thought of something retarded to say that made me retard-giggle so I posted it anywayHonestly? I respect it. I do the same.
>>97885369He didn't say it shouldn't be in a cyoa?
>>97885383it didn't come across as a joke, it came across as a transparently bad faith argument>>97885391yes he did, he compared the cyoa to entropiss disfavoarbly and called the author a sociopath, all in defense of censorship
>>97885383autists hate and fear the non sequitur poster
>>97885187>the ring is so basic it never goes away. After a while there will be quite a few of them floating around because of you,that anon flooded the world with magic ringsaccidentally progenitor of magic
>>97885389I do the same and I don't respect it at all, have some fucking standards retard
>>97885382Can't he just make a build where he destroy the Masquarade?>b-but the meanie Rank 6 and higher will-An NPC canonically manages to bomb 27 cities and be slippy enough that Rank 10 are called. What's your excuse?
>>97885432We're not in a cinematic.
Ironically, CYOAs are even more forgiving than cinematics. The self-cucked brain is a sight to behold.
>>97884021Oh no, the poor fictional children. The humanity.
>>97885331And Slayers are the best period, considering how they can get infinite discounts by companions, copy spells from them and have plot armor.
>>97885432Why would you want to break the masquerade? Do you want the second war in heaven wiping out humanity?
>>97884021How fucking new are you? Reddit literally has subs where they throw abortion parties. On the PR skubwar you should've already seen some of their morality. You can eat a billion babies but making a love potion got you sent to giga hell.
urban fantasy masquerades are stupid, 99% of the time they're just included as a cope to preserve mundanity alongside fantasy
>>97885570Abortion is based though. Change only comes about when there is no more cheap labor for those in power to abuse. This only only means declining birth rates, mass starvation, major endemics, and war. Only one of those options is not terrible to live through.
>>97884082I fucking hate remakes so FUCKING MUCH!
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>>97884021>retard moralfags cry over nothingsame as it ever was
>>97885575Oh I agree with you, we share the same views. The only problem is that sadly it kills too many whites. Abortions as a way to reduce the non-white population in the future is ideal. Probably institute a one child policy deal on SEAnigs, africans and mudslimes to start. Only keep whites around, MAYBE allow some cute wasians.
>>97885617>Probably institute a one child policy deal on SEAnigs, africans and mudslimes to start.What if they don't like that
>>97884009Well this does make Lunabella make alot more sense in retrospect.
desu i'm glad i'm kind of over witch awakening since the previous version, the author seems to love changing things i like into things i hate, and with every version there's more of themand no, i'm not talking about the meme reddit thing, it's mostly just the mechanics and shit
>>97885617Which whites are you planning on keeping?
Why are so many bad updates coming out? First there was a fucked up cantrips updated and now there's a fucked up witch awakening update. It's like low quality video game remakes except nobody is profiting.
>>97885630I don't care what fetuses or subhumans like or don't like.
>>97885704Because you are not making OC.You must do better.
>>97885579>>97885581Ah, another t*k meltie, a silver lining to the reddit spam.
>>97885617Strange ideology. Do you support more global warming because it will kill more non-whites than whites?
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>>97885860Global warming isn't real.
>>97886058Ivory Tower, basically no drawback.
Does anyone remember that one fuckin...trilogy or whatever, where it was like>apocalyptic cyoa>post-apocalyptic supply train runner cyoa>post-post-apocalyptic settlement manager cyoa
>>97886184By fumblemore
>>97885571In this case it's really just for the sake of justifying why (You) didn't know about it until now, because as a Witch you're mostly expected to eject from mortal society entirely.
>>97886602as i said, pointless cope
>>97886611Not when it's meant for a self-insert perspective. You have to justify why you, right now, aren't aware of witches, for the sake of the premise.
>>97886638But I am aware of witches.
>>97886638you really don't need to justify that, because a moment after justifying it fantasy stuff happens regardless, so i may as well have been aware of it the entire time
>>97886645Not in the context of the CYOA where you just stumbled into Tits McGee's house instead of shitposting on the internet at home.
>>97886662But I'm not at home, I'm at work.Anon, I'm not sure you know what you're talking about. Are you okay? If you're not feeling well you can take a lie down.
>>97886728>Shitposting at work Do your job.
cyoas for this feel?
>>97886942every cyoa I play, none of them when you play
>>97886774you don't know what his job is, a lot of jobs really don't demand you to do anything for long stretches of timeone job i had, at least for part of the day, demanded me to pay attention to something for 15 minutes per hour, and then the rest of the hour i only needed to be able to hear the radio station we were using in case something came up, which it almost never did, so basically i read a lot of books and watched a lot of movies while working
>>97886942How is absolute power best expressed? Enemies that are pathetic before your might? Detailed descriptions of your power options? Implication of offscreen mayhem? What would get you there?
>>97883770Kangaroo Paw or Baobab Tree for agelessness ?Baobab needs the Noni Tree to avoid getting uglier with time but agelessness might not be subtle enough for the Kangaroo Paw.
>>97887077Never mind about the Noni's effect, I think you don't get the effect of the Baobab fruit if you override it to avoid making a choice, not sure why I have assumed otherwise.
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>>97886942God Invincible is such ass
>>97885566If you really hate all witches and all they function, it's easy to go full omnicidal.Besides, you don't need a reason to solo a setting. Some people are like that.
Should psychic shit be different from magic? Should miracles be different from magic shit?
> Should [insert weird thing that makes no sense here] be different from [insert weird thing that makes no sense here]d e r perp
>>97884005>>97884009>gay eye cancerGrim
Jeeta…
>>97887262I guess these are the people who choose the pedovore option
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>>97887282They can be different on the surface or in function.
>>97887436Magic (blue colored) and miracles (gold colored) are still the same thing sorry.
>>97886942radiant, fucking exponential scaling damage
“It’s from the spirits”“It’s from demons”“It’s from God”“It’s from aliens”Magic really is just about patronage/sponsorship Sort of like how the government (allegedly) gives away secret cutting edge ”stuff” to their agents (Who says humans can’t be their own sponsors / magic makers?)
>>97887478Stop huffing paint thinner
>>97887478Shush now, before (((they))) get to you.
>>97887262So because they don't like, idk, the Hespatians and the Lunabellans, they think genociding all reality is fair?That's like blowing up the universe because you're tired of Ind- holy shit the Groom was real
>>97887506Blowing up reality over the Lunabellans is really such overkill. I don't like their slavery-based society either, but all those witches volunteered for that shit and they stay in their hedonistic moonbase so why make your problem with them everyone else's problem?
>>97887495Wow. That looks fun. I want one.
>>97887557Obviously because they don't abide by MY morality-system, and nothing is more tolerant than destroying everything not in accordance to my chosen identity.
>>97887495th-this isnt real right b-bros?
>>97887557Your problems are everyon's problem cuz you're the protagonist
>>97887580Not in Witch's Awakening you're not, Ms. Stuck at Rank 5 in a world with Rank 10s unless you become a god's underling.
>>97887704Not after I pedovore enough children.
>>97887704>get a set of relics>ask neutrality to sponsor you for R6>use the perks to boost it to R7's strength>most witches only have one R5 except for powerhousesIf you can't find a way to win against stronger opponents, you're just not built for this life lil' bro.
>>97887743>>ask neutrality to sponsor you for R6>Complaining about Lubabella because of slavery>Volunteer to be someone else's slave
>>97887752NTA
>>97887478Post like this motivate me to make "create your own magic" trash-cyoa.
>>97884082What's the point in playing anything else than Wizard or Slayer?
>>97887478except when it isn't
I know who made Radiant. Quick. Take this syringe.
>>97887704man, it sure is nice to avoid playing cyoas I don't like
>>97887783this but for spirit conscript, entropist, lord of the mysteries, harry potter, witcher, danmachi and ultimate god
>>97887779What’s in the syringe?
>>97887770Impossible. All magic systems are far too considerate not to be the product of some sort of intelligence—even if it’s the author behind the fourth wall.
>>97885617>proud supporter of genocide>cries when it happens to his peopleAct like a primitive get treated like a primitive. That's why it's critically important for whites to be against genocide.
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>>97885617>The only problem is that sadly it kills too many whitesI'll never understand weird lines in the sand like this.It kills humans. Which is bad. Don't let humans die.How do you want to get treated seriously if you act like an edgelord?
>>97887797Are you implying the existence of God?
>>97887791I-I gotta go.
>>97887812Are you implying that the idea of some grand godlike intellect being responsible for existence is unique to religion? It’s just believing in aliens.
>>97887821Ok, so you are technofag that thinks all magic is clack-tech. Unclench your autism please, nobody has to share your vision.
>>97887821aliens are generally seen as inferior to gods and closer to peers of humanity, and when they aren't they are treated religiously
>>97887852So you’re the projecting sort of nut who thinks God would see Himself the same way his retarded followers would. And yea all magic would be physics/tech if it existed, moron.
>>97887852yes you do, there is no alternative, resistance is futile, beep boop
>>97887865How many years have you been coming here to proudly declare how stupid you are? Why do you persist when everyone laughs at you and the only supporters you have are those who want you to keep entertaining them with your stupidity? Fuck off, retard.
>>97887856> aliens are generally seen as inferior to gods and closer to peers of humanity, and when they aren't they are treated religiouslyNot really. Star Trek and a vast plethora of other science fiction settings have tons of godlike aliens that are practically omnipotent for all intents and purposes. Alien just means alien. Aliens could be higher dimensional intrusions like the Orz from Star Control II for all we know.
>>97887884the point is that at the point where humanity can't relate to them anymore they being to be treated religiously
>>97887880Having common sense is stupid now? LOL. LMAO even. Apparently you’re dumb enough to think the fire a wizard conjures isn’t actually fire. A fireball is a FIRE ball, anon. Physics. If you think you can keep magic from being physics you’re not a very smart individual.
>>97887891Irrelevant. It’s all the same thing.
>>97887865It's all maya saar.
>>97887905no, you've by now introduced four different things
>>97887912Yes. Quite. Existence is both stage and magician. Looking to the stars and accusing them of being the gods is no different from accusing some old wiseman of being a wizard. You’re very close, Anon. Magic at its purest is just a stage. THE stage. Sub-world creation as Tolkien puts it. All religion is a sub-world.
>>97887913Nope. Alien is alien. If it’s big enough it can be worshiped. It just doesn’t have to be. It won’t necessarily be. You could totally worship Q from Star Trek. A single Q could re-imagine the universe in whatever way they wished.
I’ve come to the conclusion that this place is threatened by higher logic (and by higher logic I mean thinking a mere inch above normal)
>>97887936can is not must
>>97884725Post your first one, please.
>it's one of THOSE threads
>>97887573Actual ice is basically useless as a projectile, as it isn't really strong enough to reliably pierce clothing or even skin. And almost regardless of you accelerate it you are likely to cause it to shatter while doing so, particularly if you want to accelerate it with something handheld. That shattering of the projectile would greatly reduce the effective range. Just quickly stabbing someone with a needle coating in the poison, without leaving the needle in them is likely more reliable, leave less of a mark on their body, and poking someone while walking past them on the street isn't that difficult that you need a ranged option that would be more noticeable to people in the area.Basically if it was something they made, I really doubt the usefulness of it in comparison to other options.
>>97887573They only reveal shit that doesn't work.
>>97887954Can you fucking read buddy?> It just doesn’t have to be. It won’t necessarily be.
I’ve come to the conclusion that this place is full of dick sucking homogays
>>97888001can is not must
>>97888005It's great isn't it?Coming here and seeing all these miserable people desperate for escapism fills my cold heart with schadenfreude.
>>97888011Correct. Whether you worship or consider something is a god is a point of subjective perception. That’s entirely the point here. God to the physicist is just a really, really big fucking alien.
>>97887962You must be pretty bored if not participating.
Reminder that the jeet thinks escapism is for losersHe is here only to troll and to grief
>>97888005Why are you thinking about homo dick sucking in a thread about CYOAs?
>>97887704>>97887743You can also fuse with the soul of your pocket dimension to reach rank 6.I'm aiming to reach R6 status in two different categories, with the order boon and that.By the way how do you get Jin?>>97887752You aren't really a slave, nta.
>>97888026No, he's here because nobody who can walk away from him tolerates him. Pity him because the narcissistic whining and Dunning-Kruger-afflicted ramblings he comes here to inflict on us is the best social interaction he gets.
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>>97888039>By the way how do you get Jin?Wonder Bazaar quest in the Loose Assets page, last line.
>>97888068Thank you, is it immediately accesible unlike other loose assets?Also if I'm not annoying did the author ever mention something about wether lifeweweaving (described as pseudo-elemental) follows the same rules as elemental magic, being accessible only to those with the appropriate affinities?
>>97888101>Thank you, is it immediately accesible unlike other loose assets?Yep. >wether lifeweweaving (described as pseudo-elemental) follows the same rules as elemental magic, being accessible only to those with the appropriate affinities?Hm...I don't think so. Otherwise the quest wouldn't bluntly tell you can learn it as a reward. If I can make a parrallel, it's like drinking a magical potion to get powers.
>>97888041I like how you can only call him stupid. You can’t actually explain how and why he is stupid.
>>97883857>Survivor Archetype:Survivalist>Skills:Hunting, Firearms, Melee, Science, Medicine>Location:Urban>Facilities:Storeroom, Lab, Armory, Workshop, Kitchen, Library, Sick Bay>Preparations:Medicine Mastery: I have great value no matter which apocalypse happens.Escape Plan, Broadcast Monitor, Concealed Carry: To survive the beginning.>Companions:The Neighbor, The BenefactorThe Fed: Contact with the government.The Anthropologist: Contact with academia.>Insanities:Hoarder, Doomsayer
Danmachi is the best cyoa ever made
>>97888165>lying on the internetwoah...
>le particle has le energy when not in le motion>whoa
>>97888145You've heard it a thousand times by now. It's what you come here for. I'm not going to feed it to you yet again.
>>97888192the incompatibility of GR and QM means that at least one of them must be incomplete
>>97888142Thank you for the answers, I was planning to take lifeweaving and psychonautics to heal better minds by combining the elements, now I will have a spot for an elemental magic I don't have affinity for, like metallurgy to create mithril and orichalcum, or naturalism to better grow the vital lotuses.
>>97887573No, it obviously isnt. Try and use your fucking head for a second. If its firing a solid enough projectile to be a bullet hard enough to ensure contact and wounding over the sort of distance where you arent better off with a fucking syringe, youre going to have a gunshot wound whether or not the bullet dissolves. "shellfish toxin" isnt some undetectable and unknown thing, nor would the "bullet" be a good way of delivering it even if it was. This is all far more impractical than just "shooting them, with a gun" or poisoning them the old fashioned way.
>>97888209It actually just means string theorists have been retarded for the last seventy years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Reality is deterministic
>>97888145You've been repeatedly ass raped on several boards and in the threads you made on /tg/. You may have gotten addicted to the buckbreaking but to everyone here you're just used goods.
>>97887779*takes syringe*
>>97888196>>97888232See you can’t do it
>>97888230i didn't say anything about ST; we don't know if reality is deterministic or not, feel free to prove it though
>>97888209Yes. Quantum mechanics is what is incomplete. It’s likely because the observer effect isn’t actually le special. That scientists think observation is some special thing is hilarious. They end up coping that “if reality is deterministic then that means we aren’t even doing science!”. Since fucking when? People have become such fucking morons. They truly want to think that free will is separate from physics lmfao.
>>97888245String theory is what led QM for so long and it hasn’t had any real results or breakthroughs for decades. Reality is deterministic. Einstein won. Bohr lost. Cope more, retard.
>>97888254Quantum physicists are Christian by any other name. They think they’ve found the Root. They think they’ve found God. But they haven’t.
>>97888245I don’t think you realize how stupid probabilists (indeterminists) are, guy. In the words of physicist Anton Zeilinger:> [W]e always implicitly assume the freedom of the experimentalist... This fundamental assumption is essential to doing science. If this were not true, then, I suggest, it would make no sense at all to ask nature questions in an experiment, since then nature could determine what our questions are, and that could guide our questions such that we arrive at a false picture of nature.LMFAO. What a coping dumbass. This obsession over free is just pathetic.
>>97888254You have no strict way of knowing whether quantum mechanics or general relativity is the incomplete one, and that's ignoring that both of them could be incomplete.
>>97888282>physics is literally a conspiracy unless it works the way I say it does Kek
>>97888282one guy saying something dumb doesn't prove or disprove anything
>>97888287>cause and effect isn’t what it isOkay dumbass. You go ahead thinking the moon vanishes when you look away from it. This is what Einstein meant: he thinks you’re retarded.
>>97888307Who are you quoting?
All techfags are just mini matterjeetas BTW. Youre all the same.
>>97888282So according to this moron Newton’s Laws don’t exist because dogs can’t comprehend it? What? Our minds don’t have infinite intellectual capacity. A dog cannot conceive of Newton's Laws, yet they exist.
>>97888325It’s an Austrian Jew he’s trying to confuse the masses by speaking nonsense !!!
>>97888325that is one of the most fundamental arrogances of the human mind and of science as a field, the idea that if a truth exists and is presented to us we are automatically able to grasp it, but there's no guarantee of such a thing, and if anything when you think about it it seems very stupid>>97888380calm down frenchie
>>97888384Everyone in their day and age thought they knew everything, relative to the time period. Crazy how modern day scientists are still making the same mistake now.
>>97888395it's not crazy, it's just a basic form of perception bias, it's not going to go away in the future either
>>97888325These people still think that science is merely an application rather than the ambient background that makes up Everything. Applied science only happens because of background science allowing it to be applied in the first place. Cause and effect (this is literally science) existed before life did.
Oh my god, who the hell cares?
>>97888413No, it’s incredibly crazy. We’re supposed to learn from history. Not repeat it. Even if you think we’ve accumulated more knowledge than any other period, as we have, it’s still incredibly simple minded not to entertain that there’s still an ungodly amount of information still out there. Constructed (intentional) physics might be more whacked than the kind we’re familiar with. Consider that AI already wrecks us at chess despite being significantly less sophisticated than biological life. Imagine if you could artificially direct biological life in the same way. You’ve just created a god.
>>97888433I do. The amount of anons here who have the gall to claim science isn’t everything need to fucking learn their place in the universe or risk getting left behind.
>>97888322>randomly starts seething about techGODSObsessed
>>97884005Compiled this absolute monstrosity into 22 pages. It's still a lot, but I couldn't compress it any more than this because it'd fuck up the quality too much and make the text ineligible.
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>>97888485Thank you for your service.
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>>97888485Am I missing something or is it never explained if you should first halve or subtract from the costs of perks/relics?
Gil status?
>>97888540>>97888536Np.
>>97888555Resting on his laurels from Radiant.
>>97888234*squirts into mouth*…dear god……it’s sour green apple flavor…
>>97888472>Saaaaaaar you are obsessed I am God sar Yep its a jeet
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>>97888568*shocked*...No!...
>>97887976>>97887993>>97888226Nice try men in black You can’t fool me
>>97888582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPc3JlestiMIce bullets arent a thing. The CIA doesent need a special gun to kill you, they will just shoot you and say its a suicide.
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>>97888594Your glow has no effect on me
>>97888555Still working on the !argonauts cyoa
>>97888614You are just obeying a convenient narrative that is parroted by online influencers and anonymous posts.
>>97888594Who’s a good, lying, deceiving government lacky? You are! *pats head* *gives bone*
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I miss Planeswalker Rising.
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Your government isnt hiding anything
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>>97888550Actually that's a really good point because its one of the changes. Before it was subtract first and divide after, not it's the opposite. You can see that in triple copy in the description of each of the 3 main classes. By the way, this means you can now, after all the complaints, finally be a guy for free by picking Warlock like you used to be able to do in the original and in the first version of Awakening.
>>97888750And here's the imgchest to make it easier for other anons to save it: https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j56b9e78
>>97888764Thank you, I was doing the opposite, this will spare me some points.Now I will keep reflecting between my more serious wizard build, my companionspamming slayer build or my meme all-elements at rank 5 witch build.
>>97888802Glad to help.>meme all-elements at rank 5 witch buildBy all elements how many are we talking about? Because if it's just the classical 4 then it's easy and not even a meme, if it's all the elementalism category then it starts getting a bit harder to balance, especially not going sorceress. If you mean with all DLCs then I don't think it's even possible. I guess slayer can also get more elements with enough companions, but there may not be enough companions with the right rank 5 elements.Also fun fact, because of the change in discounts other than warlock being able to be male for free again now wizards can be female for free too, because the base race has it as an affinity.
>>97888845All elements in the elementalism category, including lifeweaving and visceramancy.Yes, it's a sorceress build, it's impossible for any other, even with all 5 affinities.
>>97888878Fun. I'm torn between slayer, wizard, and a normal warlock build since it's finally free to be a guy again. I already liked metallurgy but the new mirror perk made it even better so I wanted to try that. I also has a strange idea of a fire build that can do everything thanks to the new awakened witchflame perk that lets you imbue flamecalling with other elements, but I don't know if I can have both in the same build yet.
>>97888561D’awwwSo cute
>>97888555He's been dead for years anon.
>>97888555gone for years, his memory only surviving because of inexplicable shitposting
Wasn't the guy option for witches basically free drip as a breeding stud?
>>97889036What’s the setting where female witches are the overwhelming norm and male witches are a lot rarer but also a lot more magically potent? Men and women learn magic in opposite ways. Women learn to expand their magic while men learn to repress it. Eventually men and women reach an evening out point and both can share the same colleges in adulthood as there is no real different by such a point (but before this point girls and boys are taught separately).
>>97888595As another question, factional magic for factions that you aren't a part of has doubled cost as stated here or can't be bought as implied>>97888643 here?
>>97888937Yeah, the mirror perk seems really great.I was thinking to take awakened witchflame and energized, and also the cosmic pearl, to maximize the power of my elemental magic.
>mages are born randomly unless a witch has sex with a wizardIsn’t this a recipe for culturally accepted forms of rape, and thus disaster? Haha.
>>97889061It depends on the relationships your faction has with that faction. Good or neutral means you can buy it at double price, bad means you can't buy it.
>witches and wizards having sex leads to a literal demon screaming being born “Sex banned in magic school. No sex!”
“Most concerning, it has come to my attention that apprentices are trying to make homunculi in their own socks”
I'm a male witch that transforms into a wolf. I do a very important service to the witch community by sniffing witch coochies to make sure they stay disease free.
>>97889127>white witch with a dog familiarYJK
>>97889105>>witches and wizards having sex leads to a literal demon screaming being bornwait where
>>97889092Is this part of the setting? Also does this mean male witches or the actual wizard class? Because there is supposed to be only one of those at any point in time.
>>97889153He’s talking in general. Nobody cares about that Reddit setting.
>>97889193Ah, it's to keep the shitposting going, got it.
How do I make myself stop yapping so much when I write my CYOA. So many words words words that nobody will want to read
>>97889309I always worry I’m over explaining things myself. So I always try my best to shrink text as best as possible, without losing any detail or quality or nuance. It’s really hard at times, though.
>>97889105>Sex banned in magic schoolOnly straight sex. Have as much lesbian sex as you like.
If your cyoa isn’t an endless wall of text I’m not playing it At the bare minimum my eyes should start to get sore after thirty seconds
>>97889380made for jumpchain
>>97889309I read all the words in CYOAs...unless they're long winded donut steel character backstories *shudders*
>>97889380(nta) I hadn't tried writing a short story since my school days. So I tried it, it was fun for a change. And now I'm in the progress of making it a waifupicker. It will have the entire short story in the middle of it.In the unlikely event I manage to finish it, it'll be called Insensible Roommate.
>>97889391That's basically what I'm yapping about here. Always appreciate the anti-peptalk, catposter
I know where Gil is But you need to trust me
>>97889597I don't care where Gil is, I'm not some zombie hunter trying to put corpses back in their graves.
When's new thread so I can repeat my ritual post?
>>97887958 It was sleepy/fisherman, last thread's starter image>>97873405
>>97889758Thanks. totally missed that.
>>97889779Please ennjoy. If you have any questions comments or concerns please let me know.
>>97886774alright, I'm home can I participate again now?
>>97889837The only thing worth doing in this life is what you want to and what you must. If you want to, or if you must, then do so, otherwise, why bother?
>>97889860I have danced this life a thousand times, and I shall dance it a thousand more. Each step a reflection of my will. If I am to do, I was always to do. The dance is enough.
Buddhist cyoas?
>>97889942like 80% of cultivation ones involve it to some extent
>>97889942Spirit conscript.
A certain group of people here will probably get hung up on some of the most insignificant, inconsequential shit in my CYOA. I both dread and look forward to release
>>97890046>A certain group of people herechuds or redditors?
>>97890046Its always the redditors.
>>97890084Conceivably, the worst of both, if my luck happens to be especially funny/bad
>>97890166Can we get a teaser?
>>97890046What is it? Come on, say it. I wanna know if i should bully you or praise you
>>97890202For the cyoa or the shitstorm?
>>97890202I don't want to encourage anything. If shit must be flung, let it be all natural and organic>>97890212I can get into both, anyways
>>97890237The CYOA! Bait the hook!
>>97890237The shitstorm, duh. That's why we come here.
>>97890244Nigger
It hasn't even been one thousand days since the original release of Entropist.
>>97890549and we're still suffering from its redditor influx
If you had a child, do you think you'd tell them about cyoa's?How would you introduce them?
>>97890716I would wait until they were around sixteen, or eighteen, then I would show them one or two of Scottishanon's best. If they're interested in the medium, they can do more digging on their own, or ask me for more.
So what are the "big" WIP cyoas that we're waiting for these days? I've lost track.
>>97890785Ultimate God by the author waifu of /cyoag/
>>97890785No point to announce anything. Everything will get a lukewarm response mixed with shitposting at best.People are generally losing interest in everything, not just in this general or 4chan at large, but everything everywhere worldwide.
>>97890785* This one* Tome-Fu* Holdfast* Bloodborne 2* Saint Slayer* Chubby Rain
>>97890716Sure. I'll show them my collection once they can understand it.>How would you introduce them?Something simple like Urban Unease. The next ones will depend on what they build and what they like the most about these make-believe adventures.
>>97890824Talk for yourself.
>>97888550halve first.
>>97888937> since it's finally free to be a guy again. I don't know why people say this as though opportunity cost isn't a thing.
>>97888485https://rentry.co/3gwcst9vFinally finished the build. Basic idea is to be a planeswalking necromancer, scouring realities with Portals 6 and Desire's Path for powerful beings to raise/nightslave with Necromancy 6 and Occultism 6. Also made it a rentry so I could edit it more easily.
>>97890785should have negated fisheye lens in the prompt for this slop
>>97888485For me, it's Sorcerer.I assume a male witch isn't called a Sorceress, because that would be humiliating.
>>97890835Urban Unease remains absolutely top tier. I keep trying to make something like it but I can't. It does so much with so little.
does nobody make new threads any moreis it over
>>97891127Give me 8 hours, it's my day off and I already set most of it aside to goon to my Harahel build using AI chat bots.
>>97891136I remember when we had three threads a day...
>>97891139You mean like every time we get 2+ page OC?
>>97891139During peak Entropist and OR craze. I remember how this general took over the entire board. Good times.
>>97890785I'm still waiting for Liminal and PCA to release theirs.
>>97891147when we got at least one OC a day, sometimes two or three, yeah. are we a dying artwho can save us>>97891151I meant way before that, actually. SDA, ZBG days. importantly, also the days of many anons who only released one or two works but which were funthe days before the great shitposting and then the skub war
>>97891127Chill. We're on page 8. It will be several hours before the thread is archived.
>>97891127>>97891139>>97891151kys
>>97884005Wow, I was worried my “magic awakening” OC would somehow get mogged by this update, but they literally just keep making it worse and worse lmao. Crazy how mundane it started, and is now just an insane fusion of unlimited power planeswalking multidimensional nonsense with 200 available races. I guess I understand the appeal if you want that kind of setting, but it’s silly to me that the author just didn’t make a new CYOA instead of expanding this one into a completely new genre.
>>97891364>my "magic awakening” OC??? What's that?
>>97891364They made a ton of cyoas, they are just small sized compared to this one
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