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Previous: >>97934708

Finally A Good Bake edition

>Most recent banlist update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026

>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper format
https://pdhhomebase.com
https://www.pdhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

Thread Culture

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas

>Did anon's story happen?
https://files.catbox.moe/ika7gh.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4SEDzynMiQ&t=44s [Open] [Open] [Open]
https://files.catbox.moe/t0zq17.jpg

>Why is mono green so boring?
https://files.catbox.moe/2x8qly.jpg

>Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>uh oh melty

>tq
Are there any online only cards you wish were printed in paper?
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>le let me shill my furry porn link in the OP~! OWO
Fake thread, do not use.
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How can the rhystic player get an advantage from no one paying the 1 with 3 people attacking him?
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I'm trans
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>>97939531
This really should be the default strat for when a major value engine hits the board. Rhystic should be an archenemy signal.
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>[Open] [Open] [Open] [Open]
Based. This will trigger some schizo
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>>97939511
References for next time:

>Uh oh, melty
https://files.catbox.moe/1jzlen.jpg

>Yeah i play counterfeit duals and pass them off as real for street cred, so what?
https://files.catbox.moe/lptgku.png

>Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
https://files.catbox.moe/8a43jw.jpg
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>>97939511
Total glimmer death
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>>97939531
Even assuming everyone does focus him (they should) there's a decent chance he'll win from getting all his combo pieces before he dies.
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Unban Mana Crypt
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>>97939545
Glimmers r frens!!! >:(
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>>97939531
>Don't pay the 1
>They draw removal
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Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
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Still trans
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Post decks and mana curves.
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>>97939568
you first. I'll ignore it like you do.
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>>97939535
I've announced that I will be aggressively attacking the archenemy, and have had someone attack me while I was open for nonreason, not even to get attack triggers. I removed their creature and because I didn't let them get a free hit on me they started attacking me every turn, so I had to stop attacking the archenemy.
In short, people are stupid.
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>>97939548
It's also really telling that the cedh meta has warped around players copying rhystics to push for wins harder.
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>>97939511
>TQ
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>>97939623
That's actually really cool. Not like it couldn't be done in paper, all you'd need is to replace conjure with create token aura.
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>>97939511
>tq
I don't play digital, but there was that Speed and EoE legend that looked fun, they were posted a bit when the sets came out
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>>97939511
TQ
Can finally use my black lotus
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>>97939586
Just pay the 7, noob
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>>97939586
>cedh
>mattering to the meta
Fuck cedh and catering to it is retarded since 99% of players not only don't play it but hate it with a passion
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>>97939554
TOTAL
GLIMMER
DEATH
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>>97939687
99% of players do not hate it with a passion, you're just a weird retard lmao
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>>97939511
>>97939554
>People trying to shill duskmourn
>don't you like horror movies from the 80s? Look at Chucky or the other movie references
Yeah, who could forget the magical animal spirits in all those movies like... and...
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>>97939586
this is all performative nonsense, rhystic is the only reason why playing anything slower than turbo even exists in cedh, but hey if they just want the game to revolve around the opening hand and turns 1-2 then that's their prerogative
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>>97939712
>I-IT'S 80S REFERENCES
>ERMM.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN ORIGINAL CONTENT TO ADD DEPTH TO THE WORLD??
What the fuck do people like you want? Do you want it to be more references? How can you possibly bitch about there being actual creativity on display?
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>>97939718
Duskmourn sucks flavor-wise. Only retards like the flavor
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>>97939728
>N-NO ONE LIKES IT!!!
Concession accepted. Can't hold your own opinion for even 2 seconds without folding to some kind of imaginary groupthink.
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>>97938355
eh who knows, I'm going because I have no one to play with. Group disbanded because life, my friends say mtg is too difficult, and everyone at the LGS is retarded and autistic. I spent some months buying cards even if I wasn't playing, but I can't even keep that up because everything looks so ugly now
Sorry for doomposting, this is the last one for real
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>>97939736
I didn't change my opinion. Keep going with your meltdown, schizo. It's hilarious
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>>97939743
Do you consider it normal in a discussion to take an absolutist approach, make up a consensus among imaginary people and then when you're told how pathetic that is you scream "SCHIZO MELTY"? No wonder you just shitpost here and don't play the game.
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>>97939728
How do you mean? In terms of card art, sure, it's a very mixed bag and there's a lot there I don't care for, but I think the set mechanics are plenty flavorful.
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>>97939511
>last one on page 4
what set off this loser? the sans UB thread?
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>>97939768
the furryfag
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>>97939511
>Are there any online only cards you wish were printed in paper?
Aggressively.
There is literally no fucking reason why Tasha Unholy Archimage is an Arena only card.
Genuinely pisses me off because it's a card with high flavor that I've proxied a few times for different decks, and I always have to rule 0 this bitch because she literally isn't legal.
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>>97939853
I like her voice in Arena. Although I'd like a version that represents her in her cartoonishly evil ultracunt Iggwilv persona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC73jJliTII
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>>97939768
>>97939800
Poopdickschizo wants early bakes and we were already at 330 and he hadn't baked yet so someone had to step up.
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>>97939511
>TQ
No, although I agree there's many Alchemy-exclusive cards that would mechanically work in paper, none of them stand out as something I'm yearning for.
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>>97939943
>so someone had to step up
you mean the furryfag (gay bolas anon) just wanted his furry porn in the OP asap lol
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>>97939658
Genuinely free this man from alchemy hell
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>>97939956
And pds wants to bake antiub troll threads. Crymore you fags have your own general you should be shitting up.
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>>97939966
>antiub troll threads
last thread was UB though?
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I'm gay bolas anon!
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>>97939960
Fuck I wish. Would have been good to at least get another of these speed guys out there and there really isn't anything holding him from having just been paper.
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Can't we just act like adults and not have meaningless "culture" in our OPs nor furry porn, nor rushed threads?
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>>97940024
Given that I swapped one of the OP links a month ago and neither of the anons threadwarring over it noticed, I think it's safe to say nothing in the OP actually matters.
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>>97940024
as the game gets worse, more people leave, until only the most loathsome, autistic shitposters are left
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>>97940024
>meanwhile /mtg/ op is faggot free and they don't complain about "early" threads
sheldon truly brought severe harm to the game with the audience he brought in
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>>97940035
you do know there's archive? the only thing changed was the bracket/b&r update
>why lie like this?
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>>97940062
Because it's fun to cause mischief for no reason.
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>thread is a bunch of anons having civil and on topic discussions about the tq and the game, and poopdickschizo having a continually melty and samefagging about memes and fun posting

Gee, who REALLY seems like the problem in these threads...?
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>>97939960
This one is egregious. An actually fun and balanced mardu aggro commander that 100% could be in paper with zero changes and we'll never get it.
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>>97940088
>no you don't understand, there can only possibly be ONE PERSON who doesn't like the link to gay porn in the OP
>he lives in my walls, you see
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I'm slowly becoming convinced that there's only two posters in /edhg/ aside from me and they're the autists fighting over the OP.
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>>97939960
>3 drop
>1/4
The amount of bitches that cannot handle a lightning bolt is getting egregious
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>>97940113
At least 4 of us.
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Sopranos UB when?
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>>97940128
God that would be awful
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>>97940128
The Monster Hunter SLD, whatever happened there
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>>97940120
Bolas's gay lover and his consequences have been a disaster for 3-toughness creatures.
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>>97939586
Why is that telling of anything? CEDH isn’t commander and has no real “tournaments”
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>>97939717
It will revolve around that regardless. It's the poker mini-game, not commander.
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>>97940093
>balanced mardu
>3 mana double striker that does 4 damage alone with no other cards on the field and 4 toughness to dodge bolts, in the colors where 1-mana first strikers and haste enablers are most common
Nah stay in gay baby jail.
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>>97940045
/edg/ is the only real magic discussion thread on 4chan. But yes Sheldon’s contributions to commander are ultimately a net negative
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>>97940113
It's more that those two posters never, every shut the fuck up. I post a few times a week, autists are here all the time every day. Same reason anywhere on the internet is shitty now, it's all filled with terminally online losers.
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>>97939717
CEDH revolves around who gets seat 1 or 2 and little else
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>>97940149
Stop grooming kids
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>>97940176
>omg an aggro commander that could actually hold its own in 2026 magic! BROKEN!
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>>97940140
>wotc nearly ruins their relationship with one of the most popular current ips because they tried to make weak shitty cards for it and the ip holder got pissed and demanded better
>larian won't make anymore content with wotc because working with them was such a nightmare larian vowed to stop after baldurs gate 3 meaning no ice wind dale or planescale torment sequels with the wildly popular bg3 engine

Guys, I'm starting to think wizards might actually be staffed by incompetent retards.
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>>97940126
dont pretend that you arent a worthless shitposter
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Show me something cool.
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>>97940129
It would be awful because it would be black mana: the UB
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>>97940232 see >>97940126
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>>97940232
Here's a page from my Artifact binder
>>97939568
https://archidekt.com/decks/21487765/knights_honor
I'm gonna take a picture of it again when it's done-done, so far I've just been doing a lot of adjusting. 3.11. Put Bogardan back in.
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>>97940238
thats not cool thoughever
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>>97940232
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>>97940232
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>>97940205
>>larian won't make anymore content with wotc because working with them was such a nightmare larian vowed to stop after baldurs gate 3 meaning no ice wind dale or planescale torment sequels with the wildly popular bg3 engine
Are we going to pretend BG3 would be popular if it was not Baldur's gate 3? Without the IP Larian ain't doing shit.
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I'm an adult man with the heart of an edgy teenager. Because of that I find myself drawn to demons. Which set has the coolest demons?
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>>97940024
Okay. You bake threads from now on. You're awake 24/7 and always ready to wait until the last one archived, no?
Tough luck then
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>>97940258
a lot of people only gave a shit about BG3 because of Larian, not the other way around
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>>97940273
autism
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>>97940251
ANT
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>>97940273
it is not the end of the world if there isn't an /edhg/ up 24/7
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>>97940205
What you mean the company obsessed with injecting gay/drag/troon shit into every facet of the game, are not only groomers but also completely incompetent?

Those things couldn’t possibly go hand in hand could they?
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>talk to a guy at my lgs about alchemy cards
>he misunderstands me and thinks I'm talking about a different mechanic
>I'm talking about heist
>he's completely unaware of MTGA and is completely bewildered
>gets a little bit angry and says that those cards should be made in paper and he doesn't understand why they wouldn't work
He wasn't listening when I explained how heist works and I didn't feel like explaining it to him again. I just told him he's wrong and ignored him
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>>97940205
>the most popular current ips
What are you talking about? Monster hunter is currently one of the most popular IPs, what? Since when?
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>>97940286
It's also not the end of the world when somebody makes a thread "too early". Deal with it.
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>>97940300
it's not, but you sure seemed upset about the mere possibility of a new thread not being made as soon as humanly possible
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>>97940293
I like the cut of that guy's jib

you're a fag, though
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>>97940257
This was a useful find when green ninja turtles decks were spamming mutagen tokens. Now I haven’t seen any tmnt sloppa in nearly 2 weeks
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>>97940311
why are you posting this here? not enough business in your dead thread?
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>>97940309
>as soon as humanly possible
>faggots cry about bakes while we're still on page 5
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>>97940311
Fuck off faggot
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>>97940310
No u.
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>immediately deleted
Holy based
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Does anyone have experience with ordering secret lair stuff? My understanding is you get dumped in a random position in a queue, and all you can do is pray you get in before they run out of stock.
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>>97940323
just how autistic are you where you insist on referring to new threads only as bakes

like I get the joke but it's weird
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>>97940309
>as soon as humanly possible
So right now? Make one and cry about it there. It's very obvious that you're extremely triggered by this
lmao
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>>97940332
>crying over the term "baking"
Where's your faux outrage over
>ritualposting
>avatarfagging
>trips
>every anon being called a fag
>and other things that reveal you're a filthy tourist
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>Be asked to behave like adults
>Start pitching a fit
Like pottery. Laughing whores image incoming soon.
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>>97940297
neither is bg3
no idea what he means
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Man I'm so glad we have all this great EDH discussion going on.
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>>97940347
>T-TALKING ABOUT THE GAME MAKES ME A NET POSITIVE
Tipped your hand, Swordfag.
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>>97940340
all that is macro-level annoying, inherent problems to the nature of generals

this is just a micro-level oddity that I'm pretty sure is peculiar to you, in particular
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These threads are somehow getting worse and worse each week. Anyway I just finish building The Destined Warrior and I'm gonna try playing the deck tomorrow afternoon. Did any of you recently finish a deck you plan to use soon?
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>>97940357
At the moment no. I finished a deck 3 weeks ago and played it a few times. Its fun, unpowered for my pod, but fun.
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Sometimes I find a rare that's so trash I just reel back in my chair in disbelief and wonder if there's some niche home for it anywhere.
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>>97940356
>buzzwords
Every board bakes fyi
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>>97940332
>like I get the joke but it's weird
I don't get it. It's a joke? About what?
Retards love using 4chan lingo for whatever reason. I wasn't aware that all those terms originate from a joke? What's the joke?
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>>97940367
can be alright in Earthbending decks I guess
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>>97940371
thread rhymes with bread
you bake bread
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>>97940367
wait til you find out about terrible mythics
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>>97940377
>this is somehow weirder than furry porn in the OP btw
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>>97940368
I have never seen someone so insistent on calling threads "bakes" past the link to the new thread
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>>97940377
That's a joke? It's just a pun.
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>>97940382
>get packs as a prize at LGS
>open them
>nothing but 10 cents per card shit
>mythic is worth like 50 cents
Every fucking time. I wish I could just ask for store credit instead.
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>>97940384
Not weirder.
Just noticeable.
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>>97940390
>he notices bakes instead of gay links in the OP
oof
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>>97940332
>>97940356
>>97940371
>>97940385
>>97940386
Where the fuck do you actually stupid retards think you are? Imagine complaining about 4chan terminology on fucking 4chan. Why the fuck are you faggots even here, did you get banned for being too annoying on reddit/discord/whatever normie shithole you came here from? Holy fuck you all need to be perma'd.
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>>97940386
You people will be pissing and shitting yourself after you hear about cockney rhyming slang then
Endless laughter. None of this is meant to be humourous by the way
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>>97940249
Kaladesh inventions are just straight up unsightly. Nice copper tablet though.
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>>97940398
It's not the end of the world. You'll get over it or finish middle school. Whatever happens sooner.
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>>97940404
>it's not the end of the world that i'm crying over people using bakes
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>>97939853
Literally no reason this card can't be printed in paper
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>>97940409
lurk more or cry more, your decision
>inb4 more crying because I didn't spell it moar
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>>97940415
but if you yourself lurked more you'd know every board uses bakes?
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>>97940418
Don't bother Anon, it's poopdickschizo. He's genuinely stupid.
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>>97940424
>why are you mad a faggot who doesn't know what site he's on is spamming a thread with his pissbabying?
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>>97939853
What is with them making Alchemy cards that don't even feature Arena only mechanics?
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>>97940432
>the two posts are less than a minute apart
>...it's samefagging!
holy projection
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>>97940433
No idea but it's getting annoying
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>>97940249
What the FUCK happened to that Darksteel Forge???
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>>97940440
>pulled out his phone
wipe the tears of rage from your eyes before continuing, bake-anon
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>>97940444
takes one to know one, huh
/whoosh
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>>97940402
Why do you hate filigree?
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>>97940452
filigree is usually gold or silver, not orange
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>>97940402
Some are definitely prettier than others but I particularly like the Arcbound Ravager, Combustible Gearhulk, and Solemn Simulacrum. I hope to one day have the Platinum Angel, she's probably my favorite creature.
>>97940443
So that was actually the first card I ever traded for. I had a Platinum Angel and someone offered me Forge for it. It went through my oversized deck being in my pockets as a kid, unsleeved, and that deck survived getting blasted with a hose once. Here's the Great Furnace from the same time.
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>>97939129
>>97939149
UNBAN MY ZESTY ELF YOU WOTC FUCKS!
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>>97940463
>I'm so socially inept I can't just ask to use my monogreen elf deck
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>>97940418
So crying more it is. Good for you
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>>97940463
>unban my crutch
green has enough. get good.
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>>97940450
>n-no u
Well done, pds.
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>>97940460
>years of finger grease forming black spots
>edges that are barely holding together
>discoloration
>survived getting blasted with a hose once
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>>97940468
>oh no people are crying over people using bakes whatever will i do
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>>97940463
If we could will bolas into being a pole smoker we can will the zesty elf into being unbanned. Keep up the fight fren
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>>97940476
You'll cry some more like you're doing right now. Keep going. Your meltdown is hilarious, schizo
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>>97940473
>pds
>yes i'm the guy that posted >>97940422
you know how i know you're poopdickschizo? because you're too ashamed of your name that's why you shorten it to pds HAHA
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>>97940484
I know, poopdickschizo. You're mentally ill. Good for you. Project some more.
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>>97940475
I was a very irresponsible child. Here's the back of them and the coincidentally unrelated fucked up 7th edition foil island I have.
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>>97940468
>>97940487
>good for you
>he slipped and reveals himself
reminder that i'll be baking later :)
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>>97940487
U mad? Forgot to say that this is also my post>>97940418
How did you know that I used a phone to samefag?
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>>97940493
So you're one of those schizos.
>I-i can identify you by your posting s-style
I download pictures of 4chan and copy the filenames of other people. Copy other people's phrases just to fuck with mongoloids like you.You must be having strokes every day because of this. Looking up your Boogeymen in the archives etc.
Hilariously pathetic behavior, keep going, schizo. Good for you.
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How does the most beautiful elf in Lorwyn make you feel?
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>>97940508
Elfs have hooves?
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>>97940357
I made a list with this guy to have a Land Creature match with a friend focusing on the Avatar Earthbenders.
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>>97940506
>i'm just messing with you
>now please stop messing with me already!!
haha tick tock buddy boy the next bake's coming up
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>>97940514
Lorwyn elves are satyrs with shaved legs. It's dumb I know but that's UW worldbuilding for ya.
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>>97940444
I love that samefags forget that if you accuse two people of being one person, two people would reply and not just one guy
Anyway
they can't into 4chan
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>>97940514
Lorwyn elves are weird

Eclipsed made them less weird, annoyingly
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>>97940533
nta but whenever i get accused of being someone else, why would i bother replying going "n-no!!"
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>>97940528
Not that guy who cares about bakes Keep thinking that I am him though or take your meds, schizo.
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>>97940527
That's pretty sick actually
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>>97940538
nta
But nta is some newfag shit that I cant get behind same with starting a green text story with >be me
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>>97940548
Pulled Awaken the Woods recently, so I can have a huge pop off with that and the Staff of Titania
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>>97940552
i know this might be upsetting, but it's 2026, this is stuff people have been doing since chanology in 2007, so it's been 20 years.
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>>97940540
>i pretend to be other anons for shits and giggles
>nooo not the consequences of my actions!
Hahaha sure thing buddy boy
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or qrd
go to reddit if you want to be spoonfed
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>>97940514
Yes, and goblins have horns handles, Its a wonderful plane.
>>97940508
I put her in my Auntie Ool precon. She's effective, but boring. I'd imagine a deck with her as a commander would be even more boring.
Wish I could enjoy elves as a tribe. I just can't.
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>>97940558
>nta has been around for 20 years and >be me as well
In your dreams maybe
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>>97940562
qrd has been around since 2006, newfren
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>>97940463
ban rofellos as a commander
ban griselbrand in the 99
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>>97940572
As someone who has also been around for about as long, it has. I'm not saying it's not newfag shit, but how long does newfag shit constitute being a newfag when it's been site culture for, again, 20 years.
>>97940562
qrd is just a lame replacement for "tl;dr?"
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>>97940536
Even back in the original block the art wasn't consistent whether they just looked like humans with pointy ears and horns or if they also had the beanpole bodies and horsefaces.
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>>97940566
Look m8 we're living in a post Alfie world, you're allowed to have some standards for the goblins you wanna fuck. They don't have to look like Lorwyn's warty leather handbags.
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quick rundown:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron first
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet
>own basically every DNA editing research ability on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Bogd implanted in them at birth
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communications with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered the ark of the covenant
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Zahi Hawass allows them full to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>They have been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
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>>97940610
And the shortstack thread on /aco/ is like, three clicks away.
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>as soon as poopdick stops spam posting/takes minutes to create an elaborate shitpost all the other off topic spam simultaneously dries up

Hm, what a strange and surely unrelated coincidence that no inference can be drawn from.
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>>97940508
I want her to step on me. I'd build her but she seems like boring tribalslop.
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>>97940636
that pasta is ancient, newfriend
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>>97940610
Alfie sucks.
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I miss the real gay bolas anon
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>>97940675
Speaking of bolas, is there a way to make a bolas deck that doesn't suck ass?
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>>97940705
Bolas is a bonafide B2 only deck
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>>97940705
>need big mana to cast many Bolas
>in Grixis
nope
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>>97940705
>bolas
>not sucking ass

That would be against his UW lore though friend.
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>>97940715
It never struck me before now that he's only got three digits on his hands. That's lame.
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Fuck stormfags.
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>>97940707
>puts in three GCers
now what?
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>>97940741
You're gonna end up with a deck that sucks double ass because now you're playing with the big boys.
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>>97940741
still B2, Rhystic Study just draws you more Bolas
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>>97940736
I like rule of law more because it keeps the cascade dweebs in check every time.
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>>97940756
>>97940757
>The only card that matters is the commander
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>>97940721
he actually lost some fingers at some point
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>>97940736
>>97940758
Excuse me, it appears you posted the wrong card.
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>>97939511
yeah i play counterfeit duals
yeah i pass on them off as real for street cred
so what?
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>>97940761
I guess you could make it another AdNaus Thoracle deck but why bother
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>>97940736
Has there been any sort of official explanation as to why the two Eldraine sets are overflowing with soul?
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She cute.
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>>97940770
hat set but the hat actually fits into Magic. See also: Innistrad, Zendikar
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>>97940777
MTG doesn't have female demons.
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>>97940762
It's not like characters look the same in MTG. They keep changing how they look from set to set. Sometimes even within the same set.
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>>97940792
That's pretty sexist.
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>>97940807
What's wrong with being sexy?
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>>97940792
Was it all a lie?
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>>97940818
They'll call this a devil instead
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>>97940792
Nevertheless I choose to believe in the faint hint of a sideboob.
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>>97940821
You wish.
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>>97939586
ISN'T PLAYING RHYSTIC: THE STUDY GREAT? I LOVE RHYSTIC: THE STUDY
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>>97940792
TMNT does
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Fucking double prowess
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>>97940840
pretty based
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>>97940840
I do not understand this design, thematically

or making him an uncommon, for that matter
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>>97939586
cEDH player here, Mystic Remora is usually better than Rhystic, if you go first and can't cast Rhystic on T1 the RokSi player might combo you on turn 1, but if you play a Remora he has to wait 100% of the times.
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>>97940848
If you're the god of thunder you're also the god of storms
>get it now
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>>97940840
it is time to retire prowess as a mechanic, it's clearly making them lazy and stupid

like how the fuck does a big bruiser guy get the martial arts monk keyword
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>>97940853
So make him give things storm or staple Lightning Bolt to his face
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>>97940850
>cEDH player here
Why though?
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>>97940850
Tell your peers to stop memeing rhystic it's giving casuals the wrong idea
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>>97940858
It's also an uncommon for a reason
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>>97940860
I hate long games, my two favorite formats are legacy and vintage, but if I have to play commander I won't sit with 3 randoms for an hour.
I never play tournaments or competitive it's usually me and my friends that've been playing this shit for years.
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>>97940840
Looking forward to this set so we can go back to whining about UB instead of whining about the OP
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>>97940865
because they shot themselves in the face by pushing UB and now they have to make a ton of popular named characters uncommons and commons?
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>>97940884
>now they have to make a ton of popular named characters uncommons and commons?
Ofc, draft exists you know
>but hey at least they'll be different characters wasnt 5 aangs and leos your complaint the last time
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>>97940884
the marvel set is using fucking Devil Dinosaur anon it's most likely for the pauper and draft fags
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>>97940890
>Ofc, draft exists you know
which this design philosophy is fucking up because limited formats struggle to function with legends at common and uncommon
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>>97940884
Commander isn't the only format antiubfag
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>>97940903
>limited formats struggle to function with legends at common and uncommon
Proof next thread?
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>>97940922
yes. Legends at common and uncommon (a "compromise" for UB sets designed to cram in everyone's favorite character for the benefit of commander) fucks up the other formats. There's a reason people prefer drafting in-universe sets with like 20 legends mostly at rare over UB sets with 80+ legends across all rarities.
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>>97940872
>I hate long games, so I picked the format that is longest simply by the virtue it has 2 additional players
Retard.
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>>97940939
CEDH games regularly end on seat 1 or 2's turn 1 or 2
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>>97940925
>Proof next thread?
no
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>>97940930
>There's a reason people prefer drafting in-universe sets with like 20 legends mostly at rare over UB sets with 80+ legends across all rarities.
Source?
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>>97940939
>I don't know how to read, the poster
I pity your pods
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>>97940950
your FLGS still doing ECL drafts every week even after TMNT came out
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>>97940930
And yet a quick google search shows FF being the best limited set of 2025
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>>97940958
according to whom
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>>97940963
your LGS doing FF drafts instead of SOS
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>>97940965
that just shows how out of touch you are, no one's getting FF restocks
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>>97940969
That's because FF is so good it's better for them to be used as tournament prizes
>yes this includes FF precons
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>>97940972
so are the goalposts heavy or did you make them out of styrofoam to make them easier to move
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>>97940976
There's no shame in admitting FF is the best you know
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>>97940930
>There's a reason people prefer drafting in-universe sets

Cool! May I see the legitimate source for this claim besides you making up shit?
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>>97940982
there's no shame in admitting UB set design is fundamentally flawed for the purposes of drafting, even if you like seeing all your favorite characters from other games on Magic cards
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I've never seen such sloppy play in my life
>first pod of the night
>player on Gix monoblack bracket 4 combo goodstuff pile
>has a wide board of creatures all blanked by Curious Colossus
>he Lake of the Deads away his Swamp, animqte deads a Villis, Nykthoses for a bajillion black mana, dark rituals, cabal rituals and then Torment of Hailfires for 18
>two players insta-scoop
>Deadly Rollick his Villis
>do math
>sac and discard basically everything except a flying beater that'll get in for lethal
>"Ok anon you're dead"
>what
>"Yeah I just attack you"
>"Your creatures are tapped"
>"Yeah I just never bothered untapping them this turn because I was going to win"
>okay, well you can't do that, and if you untapped your creatures I would've done a different Torment so let me rearrange it
>rearrange it
>he sees he's still dead on board
>"actually I have this snake token I forgot about so you're still dead when I swing"
>if you actually represented the snake token I also would've done things different
>go back
>do it again
>I can no longer mathematically Deadly Rollick the Villis
>but if I top deck right I can still win
>he swings, I block
>he gets a treasure off the initiative
>pops it to Villis, goes down to 9, draws 2
>looks at them a bit
>"actually, I'm going to rule zero that, because I should keep the mana up for your turn"
>puts himself back to 11
>puts the 2 cards back on top of deck
>so fucking fried after this retarded turn I don't even think about it
>I untap
>draw
>can only do 10 damage
>if I didn't let him put the 2 cards back he would've died
Fuck me lmao
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>see FF in thread

Yep, time to post the queen.
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>>97940994
UW is fundamentally flawed that's why UB exists in the first place
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>>97941002
you're not even making an argument from a game design perspective, you've just retreated into your camp and stuck your fingers in your ears
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Is the anti-ub thread so dead that the fags moved back here to bitch and moan again?
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>>97941005
As opposed to your argument of
>PEOPLE DON'T LIKE UB FOR DRAFTING TRUST ME
?
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>>97940997
I hate playing with randoms so much for these things
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>>97940997
ok but why didn't you untap your creatures
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>>97941016
No he didn't untap his creatures
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>>97940943
Sounds like a really thrilling format.
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>>97940998
You've been shitposting here for hours already.
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>>97941011
I only report what I see. And use my thinking brain to recognize that a format that relies primarily on playing multiple copies of commons and uncommons would get kneecapped by having lots of legendary creatures at common and uncommon.
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>>97941008
They never actually left. They just tired to double dip.
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>>97941008
pds is the one who baked that other thread because of his butthurt and he's literally the first post in this one and hasn't stopped crying about the general the whole thread lmao they've never left
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>>97941017
work on your readability if you're going to post longwinded stories about randoms being retarded
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>>97941022
>i only report on what i want to see
Concession accepted
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>>97941029
It's perfectly cromulent for conveying a greentext newfriend
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>>97940997
>letting time reverse for misplays numerous times
For what reason?
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>>97941032
I live in New York City and UB drafts are still pretty rare, that's a pretty good sample
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>>97941028
>pds
Haha
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>>97941036
Besides the Villis they weren't misplays. He just failed to convey his board state.
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>>97941039
>i'm from new york
Opinion discarded
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>>97941043
That isn't a misplay that's literally cheating
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>>97941043
>akshully I totally forgot about this one token trust me bro
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>>97941048
>oh you're seeing multiple large game stores do UW drafts over UB drafts?
>d-doesn't c-count
I accept your concession
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>97941021
>posting cards is shit posting

Get a life you dork
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>>97940998
Explain why she's the queen of green to me like I'm a retard.
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>>97941053
Post links to them then. We can look at their schedules ourselves.
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>>97941059
>play many lands
>receive big creature with trample
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>>97941061
>until end of turn
I said explain it to me like I'm a retard.
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>>97941059
Landfall is greens most pushed (and arguably - most powerful) deck type, and she can threaten lethal on turn 3-4 just ramping with lands.
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>>97941066
>do it again on your next turn
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>>97941060
no
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>>97941069
How are you both acquiring and playing so many lands so quickly and constantly?
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>>97941081
it's green, you get lands for breathing
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>>97941052
He did genuinely forget about the token. It was off on the wayside just not with his creatures, so it was fair to say he forgot. But he also forgot to untap his creatures. He also did random takebacks.

He also asked if he could see the top card of my deck while making his decisions which was also insane to me.
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>Okay, I pass
>Oh, whoops, I missed an end of turn trigger. Its not a may. So I'm going to go ahead and do that.
>No! I already drew. You missed it!
>Uh, nothing has changed other than you drawing
>Too late!
>Its not a may
>I SAID TOO LATE STOP TRYING TO CHEAT
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>>97941078
So you're just a typical lying antiubfag with no argument, gotcha
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>>97940840
>Marvel cards in SOS packs
>Turtle cards in lirwtn pre release kits
>Lorwyn cards in TMNT kits
>Lorwyn commander cards with pokemon shit printed on top
>Magic cards with Star wars Holo stamps
Printers having a real melty lately
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>>97940840
>5 mana
>uncommon
>oH lOoK WuBbLe PoWeSs ThO!!!
so trash
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>>97939511
>TQ
I want it.
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>>97941140
who knew a decrease in production time would lead to a decrease in quality control

literally impossible to predict
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>closing in on 300 posts

I wonder what poopie's spam bake will be. He had a major melty this thread.
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>>97941059
Waifu. She's just a shittier mossborn hydra
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>>97940792
sup
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>>97941152
probably something innocuous that you will have a complete meltdown about because it doesn't have the shitpost rituals in the OP
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>>97941151
Also the fact many card games exist right now and the amount of printers probably hasn't increased at the same rate
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/ourguys/ BL, Ron, and USea
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>>97941085
All those things you just typed are things a cheater would do
you got cheated
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>>97941166
whatcha buying?
>>
I just sold $290 worth of cards to cardkingdom. USPS tracking had it arriving in Seattle Wednesday, due to be delivered Thursday. It's still late and in transit. Pretty sure some scumbag at USPS opened my package and stole the cards, broskis. All my other sales to cardkingdom and packages sent via USPS worked fine. Am sad bros.
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>>97941189
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>>97941166
>put in a $100 dollar order to USEA
>emails me back and says I forgot to apply the coupon and he did it for me
>only $90 bucks

Absolute gigachads.
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>>97941209
I remember when it was just BL and WSG, then USea came onto the scene.
They weren't very good, but somehow they turned it around and became the best.
>Perfected foils
>Listen to feedback and actually make changes
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>I spent 100 dollars on this shovel.
>Really, I spent 4 dollars on this scrap and it shovels as well as your shovel
buyfags, not even once.
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>>97941217
Yeah I only really buy from BL for friend groups or fancier cards like fracture foils or galaxy, but USEA is crazy high quality. Makes me wonder how many super high quality 1:1 repros they're putting out on the market for themselves.
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>>97941249
>The Wan Shi Tong, Librarian buyfaggot from a couple of weeks ago
kwab
>>
>Hello and welcome to our site!
>We focus on providing the highest quality MTG proxies for players looking for a cheaper way to play, whether it be at your LGS for FNM, big major tournaments
>big major tournaments
Kekaroo
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Can I get a crumb of validation please?!
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>>97940232
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>>97941280
People play counterfeits at REL all the time
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>>97941341
Reddit Estrogen League?
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>EDH players don't even know
lmao couldn't make it up
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>>97941155
I should rebuild her, she was fun. It was just a little weird playing the deck after the sex dream.
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>>97941341
It's not actually about the cheating, because people cheat all the time
It's about the slippery slope
how many times have i heard "oh we're just playtesting" and other copes; i'm old enough to remember the gays "just wanting to be married"
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>>97941392
Yeah, I couldn't care any less.
(You) do you though.
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>>97941396
>I don't care.
Yes. The ones trying to ruin everything for everyone because they need their existence validated above all else, generally are narcissistic psychopaths.
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*dabs on rhystic*
*dabs on remora*
*dabs on smothering tithe*
*dabs on [your best enchantments]*
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>gather all cards I have 2 of or will never play and slap them in a trade binder
>bafflingly there is always SOMEONE at the LGS who wants random shit in it
>trade 1 $20 card I'll never play for a bunch of $2-4 cards I will, or $50 cards for pricy staples I'd never waste money on
I actually really like trading. It's nice building out my collection.
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>>97941424
he cute
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>>97941424
Yeah that's really strong. Forest and gain 6 life is basically nothing. Only thing that balances it out is how situational it is.

>>97941429
I wish more players at my LGS would do this. Sad seeing many of them just gamble with sealed only to get ripped off selling to the store down the road.
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>>97941429
>Someone goes through my bulk
>Had like 10 copies of Defense grid from brother's war
>They were like less than a dollar when I bought them, can't even remember what it was for of why so many
>Someone goes through my bulk
>Wants one, so I look up the value
>6 dollars a piece according to scryfall, LGS lets me trade 9 of them for a damaged Esper Sentinel
Bartering is fun. If only I was more charismatic of a person I could go much farther in life.
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>>97941635
the first iron man was way better than this one
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>>97941152
Give me a TQ I'll be the guy to ruin it.
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>>97941392
>i'm old enough to remember the gays "just wanting to be married

If you're old enough to remember that you're too old to equating players not wanting to spend excessive amounts on cardboard in a fantasy card game to people wanting to get married to whoever they want you cringe poltard.

How dumb are you to be proud of paying money to a company that hates people like you lmao
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>>97941650 ask what hero people are hyped to see in >>97941635
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>>97941635
>boros
>sorry bro if you want this guy to get bigger you gotta play noncreature spells and he doesn't keep his power turn to turn

>black
>hey do you like mana? Well here's a mana dork that lets you spend life to get mana!...but only for equipment. And only once a turn. Also you're supposed to be sacrificing that equipment to kill a mildly strong creature maybe. And you can only do that as a sorcery.

>white
>do you like counters and drawing cards?! Well here's a creature that gets a single counter and draws a card - when you use it to do this one specific thing you'll never see again for years if ever outside of this set. And she has to tap to do it.

>Izzet
>HEY FUCKERS DO YOU LIKE THE MOST PUSHED CARD TYPE IN THE MOST PUSHED COLOR PAIRING THAT EASILY SHITS OUT VALUE?! DO YOU WANT A BIG ASS CREATURE THAT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO BE ON THE FIELD TO GROW WITH BUILT IN EVASION WHICH COULD POTENTIALLY ENTER SWINGING FOR LETHAL AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH ARTIFACTS ON THE FIELD, THE MOST PISS EASIEST CARD TYPE TO SPAM THE BOARD WITH, IN THE HASTE COLOR?! AND WHICH LETS YOU DRAW A CARD WHILE YOU'RE FLYING IN YOUR CREATURE TO TAP YOUR OPPONENTS?! IF SO PLAY IZZET IRON MAN #363! IT'S GAVINS FAVORITE COLOR PAIRING!
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>>97941670
Alright here you go

>>97941715
>>97941715
>>97941715
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>>97941650
>>97941718
lmao you madman I salute you
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>>97941718
>page 5
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>>97940840
Why does it say "prowess, prowess" and not "prowess 2"?
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>>97941424
I've always considered this card, but 6 life x 3 opponents is a lot. Obviously there's decks where it doesn't matter, but the average combat damage bracket 2 or 3 would probably have a lower winrate for playing this card
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>>97940997
What a nightmare. Shit like this just doesn’t happen on mtgo, it’s impossible.

Plus you can block the dickhead after wards
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>>97941209
Very cool. Sounds like a good dude. Are you ordering mostly foils or is guess non foils good in your experience too?
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>>97941413
Magic is already ruined, might as well play what you want
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>>97941310
Do you use that costume jewelry as lighting? The lands are a given MOX
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>>97942618
Meant to say as signaling the lands are Mox
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>>97940433
Hazarding a guess?
It's because they're probably afraid the card is unbalanced in advance and want the freedom to tweak it without resorting to a ban.
But to date, I can't think of any digital-only cards that they needed to do that with so I really got no clue
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>>97939853
I've proxied her as Caster for a Fate Stay Night super friends deck I like to run.
I get a couple eye rolls when I tell them I'm running an arena only card but everyone does a double take the moment they actually read it and realize there really isn't any kind of cheese to it.



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