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>>97962610>TQemperium secundus 2.0 bullshit.
>can barely get any games in due to doing shift work Who here JUST?
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97962638Do you even have a word bearers army? Ive seen your tau and thats about it
>>97962610>TQ.Probably something important.
>>97962610>TQ>marinefagsI sleep
I;m sorry but what the FUCK is thisWhy would you use basically the same design but change if the icon represents 1 or 6
>>97962655wait whatnever noticed this
>>97962653we marinefags are the ones paying GWs mortgageyou must respect us
Would a Tau allied race subfaction (including humans) do well?
>>97962663do well in what? the lore? in the hobby? sell well?
>>97962643I do, but they're mainly for 30k, I've been getting more units so it's easer to run them in 40k, but at the moment i''m focusing my my little Tau passion project and SW legion.pic rel is some of my back log :')
>>97962663james you can't just vaguepost on imageboards and have people divine what you actually mean.
>>97962680That's a lot of Gal Vorbak
>>97962680Why haven't you painted your army with love and care?
>it was a few degrees too cold for priming>made the coat of paint look badgetting tired of this gay hobby
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
>>97962692>still not owning a cheapo airbrush just for primin in 2026What are we doing here?
What do you guys think of the unreleased Juan Diaz Phoenix Lord?
>>97962686There could always be more :D>>97962689Because I want to give each model the love and care that they deserve and it took a very long time figuring out a maroon recipe
>>97962692Leave your cans in warm water beforehand.I have primed in sub freezing temperatures just fine
>>97962702Small if true
>>97962710I put them under my balls but looks like it wasn't enough, maybe it's because the can is at the end of its life
>>97962703Argel Tal is so cool
>>97962713Body temperature (if you really did that) isnt enough im afraid
>>97962716gdi
>>97962702weak butt
Imagine if we got a Codex Chaos that included everything from CSM to Traitor Guard to Cultists to Daemons to Dark Mechanicus to Renegade Ogryns and Plague Toads
>>97962729It's kind of a weak sculpt in general. I see why they chose not to go with it for the warp spiders Phoenix Lord
>>97962735It would be so much cooler, like the 3.5ed codex, than the current pick-your-colour of "Codex World Eaters" (no Chaos Space Marine Bikers allowed) and shit.
So like are all planets accessible through the warp or just the ones near stable zones?
>>97962751Stuff like warp storms and anomalies can restrict access, it why the imperium has been effectively cut in half as there's only a few stable routes to get past the great rift.
>>97962741The fuck is this sculptSo cool
>>97962751If the warp was calm you could travel pretty much anywhere in the galaxy with it.The "stable zones" are more like easy ways into and out of the warp where nothing is likely to go wrong.You can get into or out of it from anywhere but you run the risk of being turned into a daemons rape toy for eternity if you do it in the wrong place.
>>97962702>phoenix lordFor what aspect? Warp Spiders?We didn't get a WS phoenix lord back then because they didn't have a good sculpt for it? Makes sense
>>97962758Paul Muller sculpted them, don't think he was at GW too long, really late 2nd edition basically the beginning of 3rd, when GW did grunge up 40k after the bright red era.They were mostly forgotten until the Blackstone Fortress Cultists seem to be a bit of a callback in places to them.
>>97962735>>97962741>Pick a warlord>Pick a mark/undivided>(Pick a specialization?)>These determine the composition of your armyWould be "kino" as the kids say.>>97962758Fairly sure they are necromunda chaos cultists, and what the nucultists are based on.
>>97962610>What do you think Guilliman and Lion will talk about?a plot point that will be dropped and forgotten about.
>>97962610>TQWhatever the product to be hyped is
>>97962655
>>97962655>SUPERIOR chad neanderthal skullvs>INFERIOR virgin sapiens skull
We need a shining spear phoenix lord
>>97962662Joke doesn't really work if his name is on top innit
>>97962871>disgusting looking ai slopewwww
>>97962877it's crazy how design-wise it is good and in the times before ai it would have been a well made infographic. But it is the year of our Lord 2026 and it triggers the uncanny valley because every fucking AI picture is like this.
I can accept intercessors replacimg tactical squads IF and only IF they let them go up to 20 man squads, let them ride rhinos and change the name back to tactical squads. But removing devastators from the army is criminal.
I have the sudden urge to do the most treacherous CSM or DEldar in the world who backstabs for fun every day so much that the Skaven would hate him.
>>97962898you won't do shit
>>97962898That's just normal DEldar society. Every Archon is a backstabbing traitor.
I like orks :D
>>97962610Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts. This month's theme was crucible character and/or "space wolves getting absolutely destroyed".I'll try to post every thread but I'll also check the archive as usual. If you want to make it easier to find in the archive include "april collage submission" in the post.Here is the vote for next month's theme:https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4p3YlgaJust two days left, I'm rooting for those of you still painting.
I am kind of hoping that the rumors of trukks or wagons getting replaced with vastly different sized models is untrue, mainly because I do not want to deal with the local spergs at my stores. I already had some freak out over my old mutilators or obliterators being on the wrong base size.
Is this a good enough reason to collect Ultramarines?
>nephilim jetfighter>the land speeder but ravenwing>ravenwing hoverbike>wachers in the dark>sanguinor>thunderwolf cav>stormwolf>wulfenI really like the stupid and weird shit the space marines have.
>>97962898Has any character like that ever ran out of people to betray so they clone themselves to have people to backstab?
>>97962830fuck that we need a Crimson Hunter p phoenix lord>so get this>his whole thing is>that he can fly a jet real good
>>97962898I still don't know how to counter Juren.
>>97962909>[angry "nigger what the fuck you are doing" noises]
I still don't understand what's so rare about anti-gravity in the imperium if every servoskull gets some.
>>97962923>weird thing floats around? is fine>weapon of war floats around? better not be bigger than a land speederdem's the rules
When will GW replace their current range of heroic scale vehicle models with huge truscale vehicles that cost way more so you have to take less of them, which in turn means that the table is clogged up with less vehicles and each player only has 1-2 huge vehicles at most?
reminder that sometime in the next year tww40k will release and you'll see another huge surge of tertiaries hit this board like what happened when SM2 released, except this time they'll be even more insufferable because they'll be obsessed with PRIMARCHS!!!! and think the universe works the same way it does in a fucking vidya. it will be catastrophic
>>97962948and?
>>97962921Let him cook
>>9796294840kg is already as shitty as it can possibly get and is more similar to a thread on /v/ or /vg/ than /tg/
>>97962961At least people on those boards play the games they talk about
>>97962962>At least people on those boards play the games they talk aboutLOL
>>9796294840kg is already shit, this fandom in general is already shit and filled with autistic tertiaries who are obsessed with PRIMARCHS!!!!!! and think the fluff works like a strategy vidya game. It'll just be more of the same. Literally the only thing that could drive these people away at this point is James Workshop himself appearing on their screen and calling them a retarded faggot.It's fucking over.
>>97962830Drastana soooooon
>>97962962>At least people on those boards play the games they talk about
>>97962888I don't understand uncanny valley. I'm pretty confident, I've never feel it and it is weird to me that some people feel it at all or it is strong in some people.
>>97962948We hate secondaries just as much as tertiaries stop trying to normalize this avoidance of secondary hate. Any posts avoiding the use of the secondary term are immediately SUS
>>97962967>go on youtube>PRIMARCHS!!!! >go on discord>PRIMARCHS!!!! >go to /40kg/>PRIMARCHS!!!! >go play a game at the shop>opponent took his faction's heckin' PRIMARCH!!!! when will it end?
>>97962993You don't understand it because you are an autistic fuck. Way to out yourself.
>>97962998Don't play against marines, simple
>>97962993Some people respond more emotionally to facial/behavioral cues; others treat them more like abstract information. The uncanny valley is mostly an emotional reflex, not a logical judgment.People who grew up around a lot of animation, CGI, video games, or stylized art often adapt to “non-real humans that are close enough.” That can blunt the effect.This psychology mechanism isn't really about detecting non-humans. It is detecting “is this human and is it healthy/safe?” It only triggers when something is human enough for your brain to classify it as human but a sick one.
>>97962999actually I thought i'm able to tell the difference BECAUSE i'm autistic as fuck and notice patterns that normies can't. People usually are flabbergasted that you can see through it ("how can you tell it is ai", "so what if it is ai", etc)
>>97962914must be funny in a kabal where colne manages to get to the archon position and his underlings are effectively just clones of his genetic template
>>97962998pay writers to write stupid novels, win stupid prizes
>>97962993A key misconception is thinking it’s a hardwired and a universal reaction. It’s not that clean.Some people feel it stronglySome only in extreme casesSome basically never feel itEven within one person, it can change depending on mood, fatigue, familiarity, or context.A useful way to think about perception is that your brain is constantly predicting what “a human” should look like or act like. If your predictions are more flexible, then “almost human” doesn’t trigger a strong error signal. So when something looks human but subtly violates expectations, it can trigger a kind of “something is wrong here” alarm. That could be:>disease avoidance (avoid sick-looking humans)>fraud detection (is this person real or not?)>social prediction errors (behavior doesn’t match human norms)
Reject nu40k L-shaped terrain hellPlay silly little narrative games with your friends
>>97963020Thanks chatgpt
>>97963004Modern 40k is entirely built to sell giant character models. There's very few factions left who can avoid them.
>>97963020The contemporary colloquial understanding of the uncanny valley was defined by a journalist. Originally it was basically a design guideline for robotics. The way it's used today is heavily broadened and somewhat corrupted.
>>97963022If I had any friends I would.
>>97962888>>97962993>>97963014>>97963020>>97963010Uncanny valley exists so you can instinctively figure out when a person is diseased or jsut a corpse, the instinct exists so you can avoid catching "face rots off and you die" fever.The meme theories like>THERE WERE NEANDERTHALS FEASTING ON THEIR NEAR-KIN, US>VAMPIRES ARE REAL>ELDRITCH BEINGS>ANCIENT ALIENSAre all retarded.
>>97962694This shits not funny + the art sucks
Also neanderthal dna is in the paternal line so cromagnon women loved neanderthal dick. Coincidentally they were also taller than cromanlets.
>>97963031Wargamers can be easy to make friends with since you have something in common with them already
Red Corsair aligned void pirates or independent?
>>97963022My friends don't play I'm stuck with randos
>>97962610>TQ: primarchfaggotryi'm so fucking tired of this shit.
>>97963004>chaos marines have double the primarchs >xenos have honorary primarch minis like Farsight or the Silent King>SoB and Mechanicum also have honorary primarchsVery few factions dont have a primarch
>>97963060>LAWFUL EVIL: a named character on a decorative base is a primarch
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97962998I know times seem bleak, anon. By volume, there is more primarchwank than ever, both in the franchise and in the fandom. But take heart in the fact that there is an ever-increasing number of people who fucking despise the idea of yet more (loyalist) primarchs returning. Back in 2017, complaining about Guilliman returning would make you a pariah in this fandom, now it's an ever more common perception. It's not over yet.
>>97962655>What is a 40k faction agnostic symbol?>Uuuhhh, a skull?>Ok good, now we need to find another faction agnostic symbol>Uuuhhh, a skull?>Gof fucking dammit Gary, you're a genius>Uuuhh, a skull?
>>97963060>Nids get a massive refresh in 10th >Dont get a primarch equivalent Thanks GW, I know that took restraint
>>97963084anon
>>97962998Loving how 40k is being turned into HH2.0
>>97962993>I don't understand uncanny valleyIt's not a real thing, just burger pop-sci
>>97963087>Not a named character>Not a character at all, in fact>Dual kit>No "pick 3">No unique army buffsThe neurotyrant is closer to a primarch than either of the norns, the only thing this piece of junk has going for it is that it's a centerpiece
>>97963022basedI'm currently in a necromunda campaign but when that wraps I'm going to try get them to run a narrative 40k campaign, I havent done one in years
For me it's brush size 1
>>97963087>CHAOTIC EVIL: any big model with a tactical rock is a primarch
>>97962909Here's my april collage submission. Went with EC apothecary as the crucible character
What will the Deldar primarch equivalent/centerpiece model be?
>>97963094So the swarmlord is a primarch, following your definition.
>>97963103probably gigavect. vect injects himself with cawl's secret primarch juice, modified by the haemonculi to work with eldar DNA, and gains the powers of all primarchs combined. Nothing can stop him!
>>97963103Jaggy Khan, the Grotesquified.
>>97963119>No unique army buffs>Dual kit>No "pick from 3">Not even on a tactical rock or equivalent No, he even got demoted from "super speshul twin mind" to "hive tyrant +1" in 9th edition and they continued with that in 10thHe's at best a Calgar equivalent
>>97963066Kek
>>97963094The Emissary is a primarch, GW just pussied out.
>>97963155>GW pussied outMore like GW remembered nobody likes nid primarchs
>100mm circle base centrepieceLads I'm going to bash all of your fucking heads together that's MASSIVEI hate you all look at this shit. This shit is awful, it is terrible, and yet is probably better than the games you are playing.death to nu40k
>hmm, tonight I will prime some models>go to put primer into airbrush>primer bottle explodes everywhere>trying to clean up primer which has gone all over the floor, my clothes and the airbrush>stupidly impale my hand on the airbrush needle>now also profusely bleeding all over everything while trying to clean up the primer all over everything
>>97962892Luv me devastators. Hope they actually update them properly and let the sergeant get a heavy weapon too.
Out of the Space Marines sons of which primarch would you say are the most adoptable ?
>>97963177based
>>97963177Thank you I've had a rough couple hobby days and this puts my own shit into much needed perspective.
>>97963177
>>97963170We have anons with cool tables in this general though
>>97963192The ones least like you.
>>97963066>>97963087Well well well
>>97963087I'd say she fits more the spot of a greater daemonthe tyrant used to be that, but greater demons got larger so now he's demoted to demon prince equivalence
>>97963192>>97963237It's supposed to be adaptable with primarch having the most adaptable Sons?
>>97963066A primarch is an overly flashy big named character on a decorative base with a high degree of fluff importance. Farsight is a primarch but Shadowsun aint. Yarrick is not a primarch because he is not big enough. Nagash's fucked up evil ghost queen, cant recall the correct way to spell out her name for the life of me, is a primarch
>>97963060If everyone is a primarch then no one is a primarch.
>>97963247That can't be right, I thought skarbrand would be way smaller and angron way bigger.
Which revived primarch will defect to the Leagues of Votann because they fucking hate Guilliman?
>>97963257olynder isn't big or particularly flashy either
>>97963103Asdrubael Vect on the Dais of Destruction
>>97963270The one most like you.
>>97963257>Farsight>high degree of fluff importance
>>97963270leman russ. he'll be more at home with a bunch of manlet subhumans
>>97962948>console rtsIt will crash and burn.
>>97963257Who is to blame for this state of affairs? The game designers? The sculptors? The writers? The customers? Who?
People talk about the primarch like they are bringing them every month, but aren't they like, brought back every 5 years at best?Outside of HH most of the fluff don't focus on them either.They do sell very well when they release though
>>97963257High degree of fluff importance is relative though.Olynder might be a mortarch and a faction leader, but she doesn't have a 50+ novel series detailing her family's stupid fucking telenovela plot.Primarch's are a tier above that just by sheer secondary-attractiveness. I propose the term pseudo-primarch for other "big faction leader centrepiece" type models. Your celestines, ushorans, silent kings.
>>97962735Yeah that would be shit
I see the Xeno swarms have carried their obsession with hating Primarchs into todays threads again, jolly good.
>>97963317stop ban evading
>>97962741>>97962776fuck I own only a few of these models, I wish they'd do a made to order run on them. Would love to get a small cult brewing. Always loved Muller's sculpts, especially the WHFB ghoul men.
>>97963297Disney and Osama bin Laden.
>>97963314*the shit
>>97963314Why. Chaos is meant to be Chaotic not "pick your ice cream flavour"
>>97963321Can you shut up?
>>97963301watch sovietwomble's 40k rants and you'll get it anonor just read the current head of narrative at gw's rants about primarchs from years ago
>>97963317shut the fuck up decalfag
>>97963317Go away rectalboon.
>>97963343Stop being so easily recognizable furfag
>>97963334I'd rather better rules for combining different codexes than just souping it all together while the Imperium gets all of its dozen+armies fully fleshed out
>>97963354Nothing I posted was easily recognizable, you've gone mad.
>>97963343Fuck off
>>97963356Yet it was you
>>97962735Honestly I wouldn't mind if they consolidated all chaos factions into a giant "CODEX: CHAOS" megacodex and did the same for all Imperial Factions in a "CODEX: IMPERIALIS" megacodex. They could even throw the shareholders/marinefags a bone by having all loyalist astartes be in a seperate megacodex called "CODEX: ASTARTES"then xenos could each have their own smaller megacodices, the main factions being combined would be consolidating the eldar factions together in one codex and putting tyranids and gsc in the same codex. maybe even put leagues of votann in the tau megacodex since deimurg are a thing. then orks and necrons get their own solo big codices.
Weird observation but I've noticed that people who are British football fans are better hobbyistsLike Paul Sawyer (RIP) was a long-suffering Notts County fan
>>979632971) GW is in the business of selling plastic, not making a good war game2) It's easier to come up with a new flashy character than a new unit that fits an army and fills a new niche 3) GW can sell characters for higher prices due to perceived "value"4) Idiots are more easily tricked into buying a flashy character due to perceived "value"It's literally that simple.
The 'It wasn't me but I just happen to be here at the same time' schtick is kind of funny ngl
>>97963375There is nothing funny about online targeted harassment unless you're a psychopath.
I am building the idea around as few systems to upkeep, a logistics standpoint to start from. So far I have:>Hydras for AA, medium tank role>Storm chimeras(autocannon turret) primary vehicle in production>Lasguns/pistols are autogun/pistol variety333>Basilisks are "Tank Destroyers" in addition to artillery (to explain why frontline units drag them into combat)Thinking of the new Hippogriffs with their Stubber and chaincannon loadout but then I remember they're the majority of the cost of a chimera. (70pts for 2 guns, storm chimera at 90 has more firepower)Just wish I could replace the heavy bolters that bother me by being there. A proxy of something else would be nice like a sort of kinetic grenade launcher.Grenades, Missiles, Auto-variety/stubber weapons. Earthshaker cannons being the break away. I love the idea of a hidden tank destroyer on a hill firing at something a mile away. Or a vehicle meant to buzz air being capable as a medium tank, firing beyond the range they can return fire from.Other cool ideas fellas? I'm not shy to use legends units. Sticking to chimera chassis vehicles though.
>>97963380You love it, stop lying. You live for it and is the reason you return again and again.
>>97963356Kill yourself
>>97963373This is all true, but what is it that makes nuGW fans so susceptible to it?Don't get me wrong I remember those long summer days with a huge tank battle in the 90s, there has always been a need for cooler stuff that GW is really exploiting this last decade that they couldn't before, but the obsession with bigger and bigger kits is crazy.Look what Warhammer the Old World looks like on a lot of tables. It's disgusting compared to 60 Goblins with 2 Chariots and some Trolls.Meanwhile you don't see the Stargrave plastics getting a new "huge" kit for people with a brain stem.
>>97963239Nid SCs are still the only acceptable SCs because they're not individuals, just rare strains or deviants that occasionally pop up, even with Old One Eye it isn't 100% clear if it's always the same beast or if people know the stories and attribute them to other carnifexes sporting similar wounds and capabilities. Swarmlord need not apply, that shit is still stupid.
>>97963385You really don't know me at all, kinda sad that you think this.
>>97963371>notts countyGrim
>>97963389>what is it that makes nuGW fans so susceptible to it?Paid youtubers and Warhammer community keeps them in a bubble that repeats "BIG MODEL IS BETTER MODEL" so they instinctively move towards making towards buying huge centerpiece models that make GW more money because they're easier to produce and they can charge more.
>>97963393if you reply further it means you're gay and a whore for attention grinding on the wolf buttplug
>>97963393We all know you more than we care to because you love talking about yourself.
>>97963408>>97963411So what are your Warhammer plans for this coming weekend?
>>97963402They forgot this is a wargame not a skirmish between snowflake characters
>>97963402There's also zero rules restrictions that keeps them from doing this - in fact, the rules usually reward taking these huge central models, or even taking multiple, to the point that you NEED to use that model to keep your army viable. Knights are an army, for example. Think about how that GW designer who quit came forward in like 2019 and confirmed that they made the wraithknight OP in 7th because some suit told them to so they could sell more of it.
>>97963371I wish we had a bike for each Battleline designation. Assault Bike, Devastator Bike, Tactical Bike. Why does modern GW hate bikes?
>>97963415Reminder that the majority of people who buy GW products never play a game. When you understand that for these people their hobby ia not playing tabletop games, it's buying GW products, it makes more sense.
>>97963423Scout Bikes, Attack Bikes, Normal Bikes not enough?
>>97963423the normal bikes already cover the tactical role and the atv already covers the heavy role, so you just want a grav bike unit
>>97962638Fuck off you degenerate scurg
>>97963423We dont need bikes at all, that's why White Scars are shit
>>97963434All the Bikes. Chapter Master, Librarian, Apothecary on a Bike. Dreadnought Bikes. Primarch Bike
>>97963431I'll take 'Things pulled out of my ass for 500' Alex.
>>97963434Not when none of the three exist anymore.
>>97963392I think Swarmlord works fine as A Swarmlord, just not THE Swarmlord.> When the Hive Mind encounters resistance that cannot be overcome by conventional tactics, it may spawn a Swarmlord as a stress response. A Swarmlord is a rare strain of Hive Tyrant with significantly expanded mental capacity and relative independence from the Hive Mind. They are extremely inefficient in terms of biomass and will only be spawned in exceptional circumstances.
>>97963440white scars are shit because they're asian cringe instead of road warriors type cringe
>>97963371Football fans are better people in general
>>97963440>>97963452Fuck off. Jaghatai Khan is 100 times cooler than fags like Reboute or Leman.
>>97963389kino...
>>97963458Horrible take
>>97963458>Reboute No>Lemanyes
>>97963458>Mongolian shitter>Better than /ourguy/ GuillimanThis is why no one likes White Scars.
>>97963371>Weird observation but I've noticed that people who are British football fans are better hobbyistswhat armies to fans of each major sport play
>>97963468The Patriots are the Ultra Marines
>>97963458Agreed
>>97963452fuck off. Space Mongols are a dime a dozen in a sea of Space Japs and Space Chinks
>>97963437>>97963442I thought you hated drawanon, why do have his stuff saved?
HOLY SHIT IT'S A GROThttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/doy5k5za/new40k-grot-week-reveals-day-3/
>>97963486This keeps not sparking joy, they have no whimsy in their expressions
>>97963487I think they're fine. They're grots that look like grots. There's nothing exciting about them but they don't fail the assignment.
>>97963487I agree. They should be silly little guys
>>97962610>SLOP OPyeachuwygyagasg
>>97963448I have the exact same sentiment. A swarmlord is fine, not THE Swarmlord. Nids dont need individual characters.
What's the most braindead faction to play gameplaywise? the one that require the less thinking or strategy.Subfaction of factions that might be more complicated are allowed here too
>>97963483So draw anon is the filthy Vtuber...my keen senses detected this months ago.
>>97963495Eldar just kill your whole army before you can do anything to them
>>97963475>Space Mongols are a dime a dozen for a reason
>>97963486>grot is a grotNO FUCKING WAY!!!Anyways I want to kitbash/3d print a biplane grot to use as a deffkopta or something. Think this would be ok to play?
Why is this thread an unironic slop factory today? Slop OP, and a bunch of mid fucking slop generations. Pajeets, don't you have your own internet to fill with digital garbage?
>>97963486why are their ears so small or missing?
>>97963498Nah, I wish I could draw like drawanon.
>>97963499>GLASS CANNON IS BROKEN, IT DEALS TOO MUCH DAMAGE!!Eldar are one of if not the highest skill army in the game
>>97963507Perspective
>>97963486Someday the revolution will come!!
>>97963509all his drawings look like dog shit what are you talking about?
>>97963513Not the case, look at the other grots.
>>97963522I think they're funny so they have worth, unlike you, which has none.
>>97963522>drawings of dog shit (fecalfurry) look like dog shitno way
>>97963507Apparently large ears are part of an anti-Semitic trope so GW is removing them from new goblins… but keeping the big noses which is the ultimate stereotype.
>been procrastinating hard on collage pic >deadline in 24hrs
>>97963535is that why the goblin has a star for a necklace?
Is a Baneblade a Primarch?
>>97963538works in progress will be accepted this time around too as long as the space wolves buttfucking is entertaining enough
>>97963538You have 2 choices>Fuck it we ballOr>There's always tomorrowI believe you'll pick the right choice
>>97963458I like Bike Chapters as a concept but Jaghatai himself is pretty dull
>>97963543no, but battle tanks are
>>97963550Instructions unclear. I'm fucking a ball today and doing it tomorrow.
>>97963389>1) GW is in the business of selling plastic, not making a good war game>>97963389>Meanwhile you don't see the Stargrave plastics getting a new "huge" kit for people with a brain stem.The difference is that GW does both: Rules and Miniatures inhouse. The rules are made to sell (more/bigger) miniatures. With Stargrave, the rules are written by an independent author, Osprey makes the books, and Northstar is doing the miniatures for them. Sure, in the end, they also want to sell more miniatures, but the game designer is essentially not responsible for miniature sales.
>>97963549>>97963550i'll do my best today and try not to panic tomorrow
>>97963560We'll make sure to use protection.
>>97963565You don't have enough artistic integrity to properly venerate the Wolves with your poor modeling skills.
>>97963499That was true briefly. Now you can actually interact with them and they die super easy. They can still fuck you up hard, but have to work for it.>>97963495Knights or ‘Stodes. They’re flat stat check armies that win or lose less by how they’re played but more by how much ap2 d3 or anti tank your opponent brings.
>>97963565Focus on the basics, then when you have time you can spend it on details.
>>97963543No but a dreadnought is, they’re both centerpiece models after all.
Is a Stompa a primarch?
>>97963569What's there to venerate?Honestly this month's collage submission have all but shown that space wolves rightful place is face down in a ditch bleeding out.
>>97963569idk, it's a pretty 1:1 pose
>>97962703>and it took a very long time figuring out a maroon recipeI want to start a Word Bearers army but have been struggling with the recipe, care to share?
>>97962735we used to have this technology
>>97963584It's actually the opposite, when you're steady at the top for so long you will eventually have the lesser thans clawing at you and trying to bring you down to their putrid levels but as long as you remain vigilant and stoic in the face of immense pressure you will harden and repel all of those who wish to do you and your kinsman harm.
>>97963595the stc is lostin the grim darkness of 2026, there are only loyalist muhreens
>>97963597>>at the top>says the guy that bottoms
>>97963592There are many recipes but this is mine>Black primer>Gory red primeWash>DarktoneDrybrush >Vallejo dark vermilion>Vallejo model colour redWashLeft is the recipe, right is using similar colours but layering and recess shading.
>>97963541>a star for a necklace?a star?
>>97963297I blame Black Library writers
>>97963597you talk like an actual autist lmao, can't make this shit up
>>97963597Are you talking about collage and draw anon?
>>97963569go away decalfaggot, you homosexual buttstuffer
>>97963633yes they would be lumped in with the lesser thans
>>97963597Fuck off, nazi
>>97963569I love how you're implying you do have that integrity with your dogshit models
>>97963621seeing firstborn just makes me hate the setting more and more for allowing something so idiotic and british in it. Which is weird, because I really like numk2. I nearly quit 40k when I saw mk3 though.
>>97963641Nah, the lesser thanks would be posters like the mutant.Draw and collage anon have shown they're a cut above the rest, which is probably why their detractors are mentally handicapped.
So next month we're going to do Eldar getting btfo on bases and trophy racks right?
>>97963597Go away, fecaltroon, you don't belong.
>>97963648What an interesting statement, what do you collect, anon?
>>97963662Only if you post your contribution of dead yiffs for this month.
When you shitpost instead of painting, you shitpost with Nurgle. Do not be lazy!
>>97963666I only have a kill team of space cops.
>>97963677can nurgle stop sending dust into my fresh varnish
>>97963458Literally only Fulgrim is less cool than Leman.
>>97963662No silly, do you even look at the pole's standings?Plus the only reason why space wolves getting btfo'd was a theme this month is because there's a ban evading poster that everyone hates and people wanted to have fun.
>>97963680Oh, so what's causes this hatred for normal space marines? I'm assuming you're very new to 40k.
>>97963468Dark Eldar is basketball. Tau seem like baseballfags but idk if that has any actual correlation.
>>97963648>so idiotic and britishmarines are not british
>>97963707The only people who like marines are newfags.
>>97963718>Dark Eldar is basketball.I do have dark eldar and like basketball
>>97963507Might be GW pulling from old Ogre Kingdom gnoblar lore, ogres would tear them off for a snack. Orcs might be doing the same. Or its just so the 40k goblins look different from fantasy ones>>97963625kek
>>97963752That's interesting. Did you know they're the most played army?
>>97963762Throwing a ball in a hoop for points just seems like a deldar thing, even if the ball is actually someone's still cognizant head and the hoop is some kind of meat grinder.
deldar probably like watermelon and fried chicken too
>>97963752What a stupid fucking comment
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
>>97963648>something so idiotic and british in it.British IP
>>97963812I can see precedent for slave taking Cults of human sacrifice liking to play ball
>>97963800Do you think there are more newfags or more oldfags?
>>97963843meant for >>97963597
GT ready. Maybe I'll see some of you there!
So those 3 Gravis with Heavy Bolters are the most random inclusion in 11th starter. But I think they actually might be just Devastators. They will replace Eradicators too. They only have Heavy Bolters in starter set since it's monopose. But in proper release they might get an option to choose between Plasma, Melta, Heavy Bolter, Heavy Flamer etcThat would make sense
>>97963919How many points is that? That's a lot of value
>>97963579A baneblade is definitely a centerpiece model
>>979639301980 after 3 enhancements
>>97963925>optionsLOLLMAO
>>97963919I love the pink stomach on that one BoN. Have fun, post some batreps if you can!
>>97963925>option
>>97963925i don't know, that's a lot of options for just a few bodies. people will kitbash just like first born devastators, sourcing gravis bodies from the heavy intercessor kit
>>97963955>>97963964Yeah, that's what even Primaris kits offer11th edition Intercessor aren't a new unit, just a replacementThose new Gravis might be replacement as well
>>97963925Nah, those are Adeptus™ Astartes™ Primaris™ Gravis™ Enforcicators™™™
>>97963948So fucking zazed
I've ordered a couple battleclade servitors, their leader and that new skitarii frog leg marshall. Can't wait to kitbash these techniggers
>>97963983replacing the heavy int kit?i really hope not, i still want to get a couple more
>>97963925That wouldn't be devastators then.
>>97963983The options new Gravis kits can offer are heavy bolter and heavier bolter. Thinking you will get more than that is just delusional.
>>97964001Make sure to post them here fren
I just want actual devastators. 5 dudes with regular power armour carrying heavy weapons. Maybe let the sergeant carry one for a change. I don't want gravis.
>>97964055are you not entertained?
>>97963925In a logical world GW would scrap all the singular heavy weapon squads and would just remake the devastators. We don't live in a logical world though
>>97964055for me, it's something about the agressors i don't like. but captain in gravis, eradicators, inceptors, heavy ints? i like 'emmofos in fuggin gorilla armor blasting shit is pretty cool
I genuinely wish we could round the anti-Primarch faggots into camps
>>97964088
>>97964001I had a great time building and painting mine. Them and the Vespid are probably my favourite KT
>>97964088stop ban evading
>>97964065No, and it's not just because those guns look like shit, it's because I don't understand the point of making a separate unit of superfrag/superkrark missiles when they could just update devastators with missile launchers and fill the exact same niche. Sell them in separate kits if you want, why the fuck does it have to be a different unit with a different gun?
CUTE
>>97963032Nice try, vampireanon
>>97964118Is that how they make glass in the 41st millennium?
>>97964080Aggressors are some of my fav models, what's not to like about them??
>>97964080I like how little Calgars look, but Inceptors look off to me. Especially bolter version, plasma one is better
>>97964124Fuck off, decaltroon
>>97964080I just dislike gravis in general. I think the armour looks bad and thematically it serves no purpose. First they tried to have it replace terminators and when nobody liked that they shifted them to... a weird middle ground between regular power armour and terminator armour that somehow is tougher? It feels like they are trying and failing spectacularly at copying 30k terminators that have distinction between beefy cataphractii and agile tartaros but without any rhyme or reason.
>>97964123
>>97964153You will never belong
SHOW ME THE NEW BOYZ NOW
>>97964159Yes anyone who posts a gif is me, how dumb are you?
>>97964142Phobos is light armorTacticus is medium armorGravis is heavy armorBut all of those are equipable by normal troops.Terminator armor is different. It's only for Elite. It makes sense imo
Realized I can take my SM models and kitbash them with leftover acolyte parts to make more acolytes
>>97964169and yet it was you
>>97964142>First they tried to have it replace terminators and when nobody liked thatoh yeah, definitely me. termies are by far my favorite SM armor, but after that initial replacement scheme failed, i started appreciating it more.big chonk armor. i'd run a detachment dedicated to termies and gravis
>>97964189It wasn't tho you fat idiot
What is so visually appealing about running a mixed force of Imperial Fists and Black Templars?
>>97964199then why are you crying?
>>97964088>>97956962Go back
>>97964177My point is that there's not enough granularity to achieve that. It's like if in 30k they tried to push mk3 as an in between regular power armour and terminators. There's not enough space in stats, much less in battlefield role. I had ideas about how they could slot a more agile terminator equivalent in the roster but can't reconcile it with the schizophrenic range of units that gravis currently has.
>>97964206
>>97964206black and yellow are nature's cheatcode you may think it's actually yellow and its opposite, blue, but turning the blue to its dark extreme ramps up the contrast also imperial fists are lame so they pretty much require parasitizing their more popular successors to be bearable
>>97964206black and yellow is a good color combo. looks like either bees or wasps depending on your perspective.
>>97964206IF have the last wall protocol so mixing their colors with any of their successors looks good
>>97964213>My point is that there's not enough granularity to achieve that. It's like if in 30k they tried to push mk3 as an in between regular power armour and terminators. There's not enough space in stats, much less in battlefield role.Exactly right, because they don't think about these things at all. They simply wanted a heavily armoured primaris variant.
>>97964207Nobody is crying, stop exaggerating for effect.
>>97964116modern 40k marines design is not you have one guy with a missile launcher in a unit of other dudes, its you have 1 unit of dudes with boltguns and 1 unit of dudes with missile launchers. its entire units of the same profile with maybe a sergeant with melee weapon mixed in and customization comes from which of the 90 leader options you attach. thats why they have 8 bajillion datsheets.
>>97964231Exactly, you, the nobody, are crying.Stop ban evading and go away.
If I have a character attached to a unit of bodyguards and all of the bodyguards die, does the starting strength of the unit/remaining character still include the dead bodyguards?
>>97964242no
>>97964206bumble beealso has a nice "let's fortify our position" and "let's murder everything in sight" duality going on
>>97964232They do this so the armies will be easier to play for newfags that pick marines. It's easier to resolve actions when everyone in the unit has the same weapon.
>>97963290>total war 40k>crash and burn>after the huge success of total war warhammer which is 10x less popularAre you fucking retarded anon
>>97964230Which is why at first they tried to have them replace terminators, because terminators already filled the heavily armoured marine niche.>>97964232Mate space marines have had a unit of nothing but missile launchers since 2ed. It was devastators. Split devastators into different datasheets for each loadout for all I care, like they did with crisis suits. But have them be the same squad with the same name, the same organization and the same looks. Not a bajillion different units with different unit sizes, armour types and with nonsensical weapons exclusive to that specific unit.There's no need for "vengor launchers" in a world where missile launchers already. There's no need for plasma annihilators when plasmaguns exist. No need for melta rifles when meltaguns exist. No need for bolt rifles when boltguns exist and so on.
>>97964206Ideally it would be a mixed force of various successors with black templars at the center
>>97964287>dipshit successors in the middleThat spot is reserved for the First Founding, not to the youngings
>>97964319Doakes.jpg
>>97964247They could easily resolve different weapons by simplifying their implementation>unit of 10, 1 is a sergeant, 1 is a special weapon, 1 is a heavy weapon>roll to hit together, sergeant effect: turn one failure into a success >roll to wound together, heavy effect: turn up to two failures into succeses>enemy armor roll together, special effect: turn one bare-success into a failure you can expand on such a system with a lot of rules or effects that don't necessarily slow down the game while tailoring them to the specific weapon's fluff
>>97964319No no it's alright, Sigismund were Dorn's most favored son after all. And BL is much cooler.
>>97964319the templars have been crusading uninterrupted since the heresy, the imperial fists have been completely eradicated in the waaagh of the beastblack templars are the ones with an expanded range of modelsthe templars are the true first founded, the current imperial fists are successors merely wearing the colors
>>97964342This, literally.Black Templars are the only Space Marine Chapter (not counting Grey Knights who are a special snowflake thing or Deathwatch which likewise aren't a proper Chapter) to get a Codex outside of the big 4 Ultras, Wolves, Blood Angels, Dark Angels. They effectively are the real Fists.
do khornefags walk around battlefields after the fighting is done to pick up skulls?
>>97964358>>97964342Dorn is going to join the Black Templar when he returns and confirm this. His rage will be unending.
>>97964362don’t be silly, they have their slaves pick the skulls up for them!
>>97964364>His rage will be unendingYes, indulge yourself mortalCHAOS WINS AGAIN
I wish I hadn't lost all interest in painting this month only to pick it back up just in time to be too late for the collage submissions.
>>97964381If you don't shut your mouth I'll info dump my knowledge of stars on you again, khorne
It's about a day or two until we get to see the collage. I wonder how big the meltdown will be
I want to fuck an autistic 40ktranny's butt
>>97964381Ah, but his will be righteous fury and that belongs only to the Emperor.
>>97964396Do something quick anon, you got about a day left. I believe in you.
>>97964406Khorne cares not from where the blood flows
>>97964399Fuck off and talk about 40k, stop giving that faggot attention it just makes him continue to shit up the threads. You fucking losers are becoming almost as bad as he is, always bringing him up. Go to kiwifarms if you want to milk lolcows. I'm tired of the constant faggotry on both sides at this point.
anone here can give me a quick rundown on admech and how their army is supposed to work?
Does khorn put the cereal in the bowl first or the milk?
>>97964287I must imagine that it would look weirdJust imagine that I dunno Dorn Comes back and call all IF offshoots abd he see those in the 3rd row>How are my sons dieing to Ork Snipers?>Why do these look and behavel like Lorgar?>That is way too much decoration for a fortification it's looks like something Fulgrim would commision...WaitAMinute...
>>97964409No can do sadly. Even if I did all the highlighting and details today, I use oil paint to shade my models and waiting on the gloss varnish to dry and the oil paint to cure adds a mandatory several days of waiting.
>>97964422ask pluggy you fucking toaster
>>97964403>I want to have sex with a man
>>97964417ignoring him will do nothing. lolcows are complete psychos and will samefag themselves for entire threads if they don’t get attention from anyone else. decalfag is the same way, its been two years and anons have made numerous attempts to ignore his posts, but he’s still absolutely obsessed with this place. the best you can do is have a little fun with it until he inevitably dies of diabetic shock or gets arrested for CP.
>>97964422Mass skitarii and chicken walkers. Some transports, and servitors with grav guns.
>>97964450we don't call him decalFAG for nothing
>>97964422thats the neat partit fucking doesnt
>>97964432>>97964364Dorn will be fieldable by any IF related Chapter, since he will activate Last Wall Protocol, this mixed IF/BT box is already hinting at.GW won't cuck actual Space Marine faction that are Black Templars out of a Primarch, nor devoid of flavor 1st Founding Imperial Fists where he should be, nor Crimson Fists they will nostalgiabait soon with.
>>97964466strangely liberating
Since Sisters of Battle worship Emperor. Would some offshoot venerate primarch's. Something like Cult of Saints in Catholic Church. With one group going hard into Lion'el Jonson iconography while a differnt one Likes to pray to statues of Corvus Corax.
>>97964445Your models and autism are so bad that some nomodels posters are better contributors to the thread than you.
>>97964487sure why not
>>97964487nocosplay isn't veneration
>>97964495Holy moly the peanut gallery aint sending its best...
>>97964468you’re trying way too hard to pretend to be the decalfag.
>>97964534meant for >>97964468
>>97964414Good thing demons don't bleed
>>97964399Someone be ready to screen shot the May Melty and collage it
I won't be able to have my wash done in time for the April collage, but I should have everything else done. Should I send it anyway?
>>97964572yes
'stodes GODS... marineplebs are acting up again...
>>97964577
>>97964577Hideous penmanship.Hideous mold lines.Hideous paint application.Hideous personality.
>>97964577Do you know that two teardrops next to a sword is a symbol niggers use in jail to signal that they're open to getting fucked in the ass and have already done it before? I guess you must know otherwise you wouldn't have placed it right next to the fist holding a stylised gaping hole.
>>97964342Cool story bro, still not First Founding.
>>97964603>>97964615>posts disgusting models>>stop commenting on the disgusting models
I bit the bullet and bought the box with the knight castellan and two armigers. What comes after them? I know I will want 2 more armigers, but not sure about the rest. Canis Rex?
>>97964630>What comes after them?paint
>>97964577wow, so that’s actually you? I just don’t get it, I know you get attention from seeing the (You)’s and all that, but its gotta be boring after a while getting nothing but insults and very common ones. if you want to do something with your time outside of work (assuming you’re being truthful that you have a job) go volunteer, or go to church and read your bible, or go to some kind of hobby event outside of warhammer. its got to be better than this.
>>97964577You make me long the days of PrimarchGF posting. They were less cringe inducing than you
>>97964636I got my airbrush and mr. color paints ready for that.
>>97964577Hey thanks, this will make it easier next time you try to claim you never act like a faggot and it's all falseflagging!
>>97964639>always first time pointing such a thing outhow many gay references did you put on your models that you have had multiple other posters point them out before?
Can I just get a BL novel set in 40k and not Horus Heresy where one of the MCs is one of the daemon primarchs? Is that too much to ask?
Just occurred to me I'm probably putting too much effort into this space wolf, what with all the blood he'll be coated in.
>>97964577Holy shit, they look just like my tank! Twinning!
>>97963919>an age of sigmar army>with 2 war dogswut
>>97964669anon we have 2 of those and they're both garbage and received terrible reviews because BL half-assed them as model release tie-ins. The Fulgrim one was apparently especially awful.
>>97964674just make sure to leave the coffeestained wash for added authenticity
>>97964645Well then. The advice is to first use dark (black or dark grey paint) as a first Undercoat and later use white for the upper parts so it pops out better but you can use it of highlighting the mini in the starting stage
>>97964678seek christ, unironically.
>>97964577Did you ever finish your hellblasters
>>97964577neat, new template
>>97964677the wardogs entered a portal sending them to the mortal realms. they ran out of ammo a few months ago, but they’re still able to stomp on enemies.
>>97964678Tell us one guy that has had a friendly interaction with you here knowingly
>>97964697he admitted that he’s not working on them anymore a few weeks ago. now hes working on a knight (same pose as the others, and unmagnetized).
>>97964678>I'm not going to respond to you>responds anywayIf you're afraid to say how many times people pointed out the gay shit it must mean you have A LOT of gay shit on your models.
>>97964679>anon we have 2 of thoseThe Red Angel and Fulgrim aren't those though.>half-assed them as model release tie-insThey were released alongside a novel? That means pic related is getting a standalone book soon to coincide with the Iron Warriors shilling.
>>97964719meant for >>97964432
>>97964733>It doesn’t matter if they knew it was me or notPeople always know it's you and they always rightfully shit on you, you have nowhere, you have noone, you don't belong and should fuck off.
>>97964733Nah I mostly just feel disgust for you. No one wants you here.
it's not too late to do blood angels getting rekt for the collage next month
>>97964769would make no sense when the 11th ed box is on the way
>>97964769Oh so you’d like to offend another large swath of the player base because of your autistic obsession with one anon, good work fucking idiot.
>>97964749>anon knows english >evil wordsmith with esoteric knowledge of written languageJesus Christ I would call you an ESL if it wasn't obvious you don't have enough neurons to know more than what chatgpt feeds you.Really, is the reason why you write in such a disgustingly uncanny way because you let bots rephrase your posts for you?
>>97964769nah, I’d rather not because then it’ll be a slippery slope for a knights getting destroyed collage, and there ain’t no way I’m buying a knight.
>>97964776kek yeah these are the kind of replies that make me want it
>>97964781fair
It's on the sloppy side, but I'm gonna say that the space wolf half of my project is done. Time to switch over to the eldar half.
>>97964773>it would make no sense to feature one of the participants of the brand new box where they die in droves
>>97964768you clearly do. final (You), now go look for more attention from another Anon, because attention from a mongolian basket weaving forum is the most enjoyment you can get out of life.
>>97964798the brand new box that isn't releasing until June you fucking retard
>>97964794So you used that shit to write your posts AND fix your miniatures or make the shit swamping the thread?And you're surprised nobody tolerates you?
>>97964812the marines don't look very different from the bits people already have, the most hype happens at the reveals more than the release, and nobody would waste a pricy new boxset on basing materials.
What are the suggested themes for the May collage, so far? I've been away for a week and I'm assuming the voting hasn't started yet.
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>>97964838voting has already started >>97962909big dudes is in the lead with going all out and bodyguards tied in second place.
>>97964850I still dont like them
>>97964838iirc "big guys" was winning
>>97964838Voting is almost over check the anchor post>>97962909
>>97964850NO! GIVE ME BACK MY DECALS RIGHT NOW!
>>97963486Tiny ears for a third time so all Gretchins will be like that. Fuck you GW and A D-B because you should hate him even if he is not responsible)!
>>97964850Removing the decalspam shows how ass his paintjobs are
>>97964860>>97964863Oh.I don't have any big guys.
>>97964877what army do you play where you don’t have a single big guy?
>>97964862Would Forgefiend work as a big guy(4U)? I don't really have anything else unpainted that fits the theme
>>97964880Get a 30k dread, put chaos gubbins on it, and call it a Helbrute
>>97964878I'm building necrons. I don't like the destroyer cult fluff so that takes a lot of potential big guys out, so I'd have to go out and buy either a doomstalker or the Iluminor.
What are the most tragic factions and subfactions?
>>97962909>big guns>big stick>now big guysCome on dude
>>97964919Anon you are dealing with an autist. Not a figurative one, this is textbook autistic behavior, and not the high-functioning kind. The control he has over his own actions is not the same as yours or mine. You can't talk to him. Just stop talking about him, report, and let the janny clean it up.
>>97964937Never met an autistic person that didn't abuse their diagnosis to try and excuse disgusting behavior that has nothing to do with the diseaseNot convinced this is some kind of exception
>>97964926He takes suggestions from anons in this thread.
gosh lads, i'm suddenly getting really motivated to finish my current project.couldn't tell you what's come over me, but i really want complete my collage entry for this month.
>DeletedSo nigga was samefagging for attention? That's funny.
>>97964926big (thing) is one option of over a dozen options, and is all done by a vote. if the majority likes big things, we’re going to get big things.
>>97964919Nah its cool just keep responding like a trained dog and giving him literally the only thing he cares about, your attention.
>>97964950in that caseCome on, dudes
>>97964952They also delete posts from other people that are part of the drama
>>97964953He's made edits to the options based on similarities, etc. in the past
he's a big guyfor you
why doesn't gw focus more on crusade mode and cool scenarios like this instead of comp play?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AFpAHwnyAgthis looks like great fun
We’re getting a new sanguinary guard kit with 11e, right?
>>97964937>>97964947He reminds me of 2hu from old Pathfinder generals, if that means anything to anyoneSame behavior, just migrating around to different communities, annoying people until they treat you like a leper
>>97964979Crusade doesn’t pay the bills or put money into the shareholders pockets. Comp play has made GW more money than it knows what to do with.
>>97964952>>97964951>>97964947
>>97964992>schizoing at vague postthanks, you gave me an idea for a GSC army if i ever expand to them
>>97964980hahano
>>97964989this argument is retarded, i'm betting there could be a massive audience of secondaries following a crusade campaign actual play 'for the narrative' considering the success all those dnd shows had the past decade
>>97964960>nooo trust me bro he spent literal thousands of dollars on models just to be a heckin epic troll!!!
>>97964974I don’t think you can edit strawpoll options mid vote, so I’m not sure what you’re referencing.
I voted for Big Dudes
>>97965041I voted for big dudes but only because go all out was winning, and I was scared to be expected to paint something better than my skill level will allow
GIVE ME CHAOS ELDAR!!!!!!!!
>>97965051Well it's relative, it's you pushing yourself whatever that looks like, there's no minimum level of skill
>>97965062Maybe next edition, this edition is exodites
>>97965034You can add or remove options. I don't recall exactly how it was handled but I know it has been done.
>>97965051>>97965041I voted for go all out because that's what I usually do anyway
>>97964926marine faggotry is to blame for this
>>97964974Only after asking for the threads input.
>>97964577oh god, disgusting.
>>97964926cry more faggot, maybe you can rig the next poll to make sure whatever unpopular option wins and ruin it for everybody!
>>97965125Great decalfag impression, anon, I would have thought you were him had he not gotten that ass banned
>>97965135>I have no argument>I'll say you're impersonating the lolcow that'll make you shut up!!!keep crying that popular things win the polls for the collage you impotent faggot lmao
>>97964926Contrary to what you usually heard on /40kg/, people love big centrepiece models. They just not being vocal about it.
>>97965062Granted. Slannesh wins in the lore, all Eldar are moved to Legends, and Chaos Eldar are now a single unit exclusive to Emperor's Children armies.
>>97965142What would I "argue" lol100% chance you do not even post to the collage
Are the C'tan really even that bad guys? I mean compared to Chaos? Maybe they should be freed.
>>97965163>what would I arguethe fact that your throwing a fit that what you don't like is popular>y-you don't post to the collagecute cope, what's your next one?
>>97965174>meager complaint is throwing a fitYou're retarded
>>97965172They are 'bad guys' in that they are utterly selfish and only care about consuming, similar to Tyranids but more smug about it.
>>97965181Now try to type that without crying next time
>>97965135nobody is banned you stupid wench
>>97964926Yeaaaah not sure I have a third squad of aberrants in me right nowLooks like it's non-WH hot sluts month
>>97964926Sorry nobody cares about your big balls IG dudes.
Is there a way to strip paint on a specific part of the mini without stripping the whole mini? Like with a qtip?
>>97965226Very small brush, I think. I am guessing this is not an extended arm or something?
>>97965226You could apply biostrip gel to the part very carefully
>>97965062What don't you like about Dark Eldar for the part? Not spiky enough? Not evil enough? Not Slaaneshi enough?
>>97965197Oh really? Can we look forward to seeing your dogshit paintjob of a crucible character and/or a space wolf getting BTFO on the next collage? :)
>>97965022no there isn't. crusade games are way more hardcore than competitive games. crusade has an entire bookkeeping account going on beside the game and a couple dozen extra rules stacked on top of it. competitive games are pick up and play.crusade isn't a casual experience.
>>97965241It's the coil part of a plasma gun. It's an old mini and I fucked up so much that the coils themselves are completely smoothed over flat. There is also a coat of varnish on it.
>>97965150emperor children and night lords should be able to take 50% of their points in dark eldar allies and mercenaries
>>97965271dark eldar hate slaanesh you retard
>>97965273They literally hosted both Fabius Bile and Lucius the Eternal as guests of honor in their city at different points. There is no law or loyalty to the dark kin except power and fear.
>>97965273>hate slaanesh>crazy sex orgies>torture on the daily>body modifications>drug useyeah. they really hate slaanesh. it's just a coincidence they still do all the things that birthed slaanesh.
They should make a pirate army faction that can take pirates, mercenaries, and privateers of all types. Red corsairs, Drukhari raiders, Aeldari corsairs, rogue traders, etc.
>>97965273dark eldar hate everything you double retard
>>97965271Fuck off, Mike, your stories are shit.
They should make a "militia" faction of regular citizens, gangs; servitors and PD forces joining together to protect themselves or attack...But it's too similar to GS...
>>97965303some of those don't actually mix, like traders and chaos, so it's better to represent the various piratical alliances case by case, or there would need to be a hard split in half of said supplement between the chaos-adjacent pirates and the imperium-adjacent ones
/myguys/? Daring rogues. Noblehearted warriors in a cruel universe. They make the hard decisions that must be made. The good guys./yourguys/? Barbaric monsters. Cruel and callous murderers, feeding the endless slaughter. The bad guys that must be wiped out at all costs.
We always talk about anons we hate, but what about anons we like? Any modelposter you wish posted more?
>>97965365orange and tealfag
>>97965365Most based poster is frozen flame because he binned his army right on time to see female custodes be sent to Legends
>>97965362>/yourguys/? Barbaric monsters. Cruel and callous murderers, feeding the endless slaughter. The bad guys that must be wiped out at all costs.Thanks for noticing
>>97965339just use gsc rules and you're peachy
>>97965368
>>97965396>autist who threw a fit and quit over an army he would never play in the first place>based(you)
>>97965362>/yourguys/? Barbaric monsters. Cruel and callous murderers, feeding the endless slaughter. The bad guys that must be wiped out at all costs.Correct.
>>97965433>getting this assblasted over your superiorspathetic
>>97965365The 'good' anons tend not to be so noticeable because they aren't trying to get recognized as somebody on an anonymous stone-balancing forum. If you know nothing about someone other than what their models look like, that's a good one.
>>97965433stop seething over your betters simply being mentioned, ban evader
>>97965454Truth.
>>97965454Who are some anons like that?
>>97965365>Any modelposter you wish posted more?Me.:-(
>>97965476And who are (You)?
>>97965485The proud lord said
>>97965474Black Legion poster, TSons poster, Grey Knights poster, Steel Legion poster, the four different blue Orks posters.
>>97965490Good one
>>97965433stop ban evading
>>97965474purplefagSLfagsuncrusherfagO&TfagBLfagTsonsfagpurplecronfagblorkfag
>>97965454Fucking this. If seeing a model makes you think of anything other than the model itself the one posting it is automatically a faggot
Got a bit of an odd question here.I'm testing out a paint scheme for a potential future model. Theme is corrupted Wraith-constructs.Would Wraithbone white underneath, and then Mordain Earth on top, then a bit of a drybrush of the main body colour be too 'tacky'?
Dark Eldar were a mistake.All fucking Eldars should be contained in 1 book.
>>97965202are you the guy with the strangely erotic bimbo gscs
What's a color that goes good with bone color?
>>97965585when dark eldar were made gw still didn't have the brainworm of trying to turn them into craftworld allies
>>97965604>gee this nice neutral color.. what goes with itits a neutral because it goes well with nearly everything anon.
>>97965577I'm not trying to be snarky, but there really is only one way to find out. Sounds interesting though. if Mordian's cracking is too large, Agrellan might be worth using.
>>97965604blood, teal, brown, purple, not together
>>97965362I appreciate it, they work hard.
>>97965623CUTE
>>97965604Gold, see Palace of Versailles.
>>97965604Anything really, but it depends on how much bone there is, but I find that darker tones mesh well, and my personal taste is oranges and reds. Stark white can go with it too, but it would depend on how.
Cato is almost done, he is the most difficult mini I have worked on so far. For the collage next month I will paint my redemptor and a squad of termies, since they are pretty big guys.
>>97963543Yes
>>97965365Lamenters femanon
>>97965725stop ban evading
>>97965725seething avatarfag lmao
So how many dead space wolves do we have on the collage? I think we might have an entire great company's worth
>>97965674i want her to post her tits again
>>97965756hellblasters?
>>97965757the malevolent pile of dead ones is doing some heavy lifting here
>>97965758Dude they were two mosquito bites, nothing special.
>>97965767Stop ban evading you pedophile
>>97965764Yeah, he's got what, 20 alone? 30?
>>97965777stop ban evading
>>97965777Actually, everyone cares. This is the biggest collage event we've ever had in terms of entrants, and the month isn't even over yet!
>>97965803You're not an "anon" since you're instantly identifiable, don't act like you belong here
>>97965810You may not be her but I know that lamenter bitch has something to do with all of this trash
"stop ban evading" is ruining the thread
>>97965835the thread was ruined 2 years ago when the mods didn't rangeban the multiboxing faggot who derails EVERY single thread
>>97965843Go away
Been getting into necromunda lately, and naturally I’d like to bring my favorite army (sisters) to it. Workshopping an appropriate homebrew order
What's the absolute bare minimum amount of time I should let an airbrushed coat of gloss varnish sit for? I'm thinking I'll blast through the rest of my model's highlights and detailing tonight, gloss varnish it, sleep on the varnish, and then do the pinwashing as soon as I have time tomorrow.
>>97965890depends on how thin the layers areI can paint over my airbrushed varnishes in like 20 minutesif it's a polyurethane varnish it needs at least 12 hours at the bare minimum
>>97965897superbly elegant retardation in this post
>>97965884I hope you aren't the original schizo
>>97965890I'd just wait 24h, fucking up a coat of varnish is the most annoying thing ever
>>97965884make it an order that supports the Redemptionists obviously. already basically the same vibes going on and you'll be very well supported in rules too.
Call it genestealer cult propaganda, genestealers would fix a philosophical part of Ork society, an Ork with 4 weapons no longer has to contend with only using a shoota and a choppa, or a slugga and a choppa or a slugga and a shoota. With more arms, a boy can use a shoota, a choppa, a slugga and even a stickbomb.
>>97965965Yea but then they’d have to rub shoulders with Genestealers who are even uglier and grosser than Orks
>see a local store online>they have the GSC boarding patrol in stock>....>"not available online only in store">their stores are in illinoisOh coolThey also changed their rewards points so you can't get them online and their prices are the same as GW now for new stuff.Why do businesses actively try to not make sales.
12th edition should have a Necron starter set. I like them 'crons
>>97965965yeah, but then they’ll argue over what’s the optimal way to equip yourself.choppa, slugga, shoota two choppas and two sluggastwo sluggas , and shootaect.
>>97966005they just had one in 9th, they're not getting another for several editions
>>97966001more important to support the local community where you operate instead of online scalpers
>>97966007zog me, i did not think of that. There truly isn't a proper orky answer to what a boy should use
>>97966021That's homosexual. The Necrons are the best. Any game that doesn't have Necrons should have the players asking "what are the Necrons up to?"
>>97966022they have everything else available online and their in store prices are GW prices. There is no 'local community to support' that you romanticize, just a seething small business tyrant who 'knows what he's got'.
>>97965933Different anon, that's actually me, but I'm on medication now and realize I was really fucking delusional and cringe.>>97965884I didn't know anyone saved this, I've been looking for it for days, thank you so much!
>>97964206I fear I am weak and also a larper. Seeing this boxset at my LGS had me debating if I should stop building blood angels and hard pivot to Templars
>>9796600512th will be chaos again sice they ran out of bad guys and second rate good guys (eldar, tau) cant be in the starter
>>97965623Well painted, good to see your stuff always, it's nice.Gotta say that this helmet here is my favorite of the bunch. Just looks very cool, kinda want to use it on a loyalist marine chapter that is more barbaric inspired.
>>97965965i rather see the cult subert gitz to start a rebellion with propaganda about freedom and better rights lol "your work, your choice"
>>97965362Is it the skulls or the burning psyker? Its the skulls, isnt it?
>>97966060well, good luck
>>97966239Damn you’ve got some gorgeous models chief
>>97965623>>97966123Yeah anon, iconic style. Very fun.
>>97966196
>>97966245Thank you. Painted a whole 2000pts Black Templars to train myself how to better paint a vampire knights army for Fantasy and AoS
>>97966283NTA but>the clanker says you're wrong>look mom I called him a ban evader againIf you're a janny just ban him again, if not then report him and ignore.
>>97966300you are the problem here
>>97966300>>the clanker says you're wrongits a dig on the fact that he uses AI to tell him he's cool
>>97966196Fuck off
>>97966308>>97966318I'm literally not him, he's an autistic space wolves faggot. I just don't get this gay shadow war where you have all his reaction images memorized and tell him to leave instead of making him leave.
>>97966338>where you have all his reaction images memorizedwe wouldn't if he didn't make the same posts every day for years
>>97966312How bad of life do you have when you need a soulless, yes-man, LLM to say you're cool?
i dare take a nap, and come back to this?kek
>>97966338It's hard to not have them memorized when the faggot keeps using the exact same ones, every day, every thread, everytime he's in anyway brought up.Decalfag doesn't live in anyone's head rent free, he kicks down the door and shits on the carpet.
>>97966338He posts the same 4 reaction images from the office us every thread
>>97966338I didnt say you were him, curious response
I declare EXTERMINATUS for this thread
all is archived
Making my own transfers. Will test print tomorrow.
as i'm doing blood effects for the collagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Someone should fire the architect.
>>97966411Don’t get so dramatic>>97966433Dude this looks awesome!
>>97966514>he doesn't like raiders of the lost ark
>>97966520I also made 3d printed shoulder pads and tank doors. If FW won't recognize my custom chapter I'll do the upgrades myself.
>>97966433>>97966534Just realized I missed the inner circle of the sun, fuck.
>>97966534Looks amazing
>>97966534>If FW won't recognize my custom chapter>>97966534>and he wonders why no one cares
>>97966520stop ban evading
>>97965362>/yourguys/? Barbaric monsters. Cruel and callous murderers, feeding the endless slaughter. The bad guys that must be wiped out at all costs.>...those are some nice resources and manpower >be shame if a secret faction of big Imperium phonies took it for themselves
>>97966570You really are a pest
new thread?
>>97966576/myguys/ would just explode the resources and leave, deny the enemy advantage.
>>97966588we can handle a little more, we're not close to post or image limitplay chicken with the page limit for once
>>97966518They aren't, it's mon-keigh who endlessly sexualize the Eldar because their inferior minds cannot process higher states of consciousness. Truly pitiable creatures.
So.. very very early WIP on my biggest ever project. The underhive display shelf. First time getting the structure of it all together and its nice finally seeing the vision from my head becoming real.
Custodes would let entire Imperium fall to Chaos if it means big E comes back. They like the Imperium or even care about it.
>>97966632comfy af
>>97966620I'd let a cute CW Eldar girl knead me,
>>97966620
>>97966632Very tubular anon, I love a great diorama.
>>97966559There we go much better.>>97966562Thanks!>>97966569?
>>97966647>>97966620>pitiableShit, I took of my painting glasses and read that as "pliable" for some reason. Anyway, give cute Eldar waifu.
>>97966620Eldar sexualized themselves into extinction.
>>97966649kill yourself
>>97966676Now was that response really necessary?
>>97966659>?it was meant for >>97966559. thread scrolled a little, but i clicked on the same physical location.was going for a cheap haha jab at "you can't even get your own faction's symbol correct". glad you're having fun, but your "if FW won't recognize my oc" was pretty cringe, ngl senpai
>>97966687I mean FW doesn't even exist anymore, much less making any upgrades for 40k. But I like that kinda customization and wanted to do the same for myself. If you think that's cringe wait until you hear the lore I wrote for them.
>>97966620Eldar are still cute and pattable.
>>97966632looks like a halo 3 map, you know the one
>>97965271this is insanely stupid, and I wish you would kill yourself because every time you post here and someone rightly calls you a retard you go "oh but fabius bile blah blah blah arena" KILL YOURSELF. JUST FUCKING KILLYOURSELF YOU STUPID FAGGOTYHUGAH
>>97966709Holy shit I didnt know Vect himself posts on this board
>>97966686yes it was, you ban evading parasite
>>97966699i was cringing at the entitlement as if your oc was special. and i don't need to hear your lore, i know it's either derivative or breaks canon.
>>97966671Fool! You neglect that the inciting additive of the thirsting god's birth is the mere population of the pre-collapse Eldar! Humanity, in just twenty thousand years, has sundered themselves to a state of decrepancy while the Eldar spent over sixty million years in a galactic utopia! There were trillions of Eldar, numerous beyond humanity's count! In fact, that, along with their psykic supremacy, created a force so impressive that it reshaped reality itself. Even in failure, the Eldar's excellence is abundant!
>>97965362my guys are literally drukhari
>>97966709
>>97966642>>97966658ty anons. been planning this out in my head for months, started putting bits of the structure together about two weeks ago and finally its at the point that I feel okay showing it off. long drying time of white glue sucks, and my hot glue gun melts the foam so stuff is slow but I'm fucking getting there finally.I've got picrel on the way too from the Christmas MTO run so I'll be incorporating them and some of the GW containers etc as well.
>>97965297They've created a substitution system and a warp-neutral space, so they don't even feed Slaany
>>97966735Oh dude I want that for my games as terrain too, love the crane piece!
>>97965362Actually my dudes are turboautists because I think it's funny.
>>97966727
>>97966735how are you going to texture the foam? are you going to add lighting? This is such a cool project.
>>97966727Space elf girl's buttholes are for sticking fingers in.
>>97965271Deldar and Night Lords should team up to explicitly rape EC.
>>97965271>>97966764They're still marines they still hate xenos tho
>>97966749going to be a lot cooler when I've got the walkways and pipes and culverts etcetc all in lmao.>texture the foampicrelated. just like icing a cake and at scale looks very similar to concrete I think. can already sorta see a bit on the middle building inbetween the baneblade armor panels I was sticking on.>lightsI want to but I've never done anything with electricals before and don't even own a soldering kit atm.
>>97966520Fuck off
>>97966782You’re not a good person
>>97966733Stop ban evading
>>97966755Fool! It is known that Eldar are very lean, athletically perfect beings! Consequently, their buttholes are tight and strong! If a mon-keigh were to violate the anus of an Eldar with their didgit, their finger would simply snap off like a carrot!
>>97966791Stop ban evading
>>97966791rope yourself, you fucking faggot
if nothing else, i'm having fun finishing my entry before the deadline
>>97966821the meltdown is going to be hilarious, I know he's too autistic to stop himself from sperging out
>>97966830fitting it into one picture might compress it a bit kekcollage anon might offer higher res off site
>>97966830Nothing’s going to happen you freak
>>97966830He was already claiming last month's one was AI lmao
Can't wait for Leman Russ to return and promptly defect to Leagues of Votann.
reminder: "muh new thread" niggas btfo
>>97966534I kneel
>>97966632Based
>>97966830Everyone screenshot the May Melty so we can collage it too
>>97966859Leagues of Whomst?
Realistically, would any first founding chapters still have a land raider proteus in their armory in the 42nd millennium?
>>97966821Nice a fellow last minute painting enjoyer. This pile has taken way longer than I'd like even with cutting corners.
What's the most pervasive Warhammer 40k meme?
>>97967011Oh shit wrong general and board
>>97967015Blood for the blood god
>>97967020Nah, you got the right place. This is marvel slopers general now and has been for years.
>>97967026That explains your presence here.
>>97967011>unironically playing marvel rivals or whatever that slop is calledaverage nu40k fan right here
>>97967023I knew that meme years before I even knew Warhammer existed. It's basically the most mainstream GW creation. Granted, in non-Warhammer context, it just seems like tryhard fantasyslop.
>>97962909Here's mine collage anon
Remember to never to give ground on your methods.
Got a combat patrol for 112 dollars>but that's dumbThe problem is the contents of CPs are so poor nowadays that getting them for more makes you poor.Anyway my idea is to sell the 150 dollars of shit in the CP I don't need, recoup my money on Ebay and then grab more stuff. In doing so I will spend 18 dollars on roughly 70 dollars of stuff I do want in the CP.Why did I do this you might as? Because 3 weeks ago I missed out on getting 200 dollars of Terrain for only 100 dollars, 70 dollars of terrain for only 30 dollars, and 180 dollars of vehicles for only 70 dollars. And I would have been able to sell part of each of these and only paid a max of 120 dollars on what was 350 dollars worth of shit.>but aren't you just spending money so you can feel good about the dealsThe thing is I both want to own the plastic, but not spend a lot of money, and the deals make me happy. But I'm also usually conflicted- because am I just spending money for the deals? But then I miss out on the deals- 70 bucks for 180 dollars of vehicles- and then I seethe "actually, I did want that shit and it was dumb to question it since now I'm not gonna fuckin buy anything because I don't want to spend 110 dollars more on something I consider to be worth less than 100".Of course obviously my reluctance is also driven by the fact that it takes a while to sell extra stuff after you puchase it.Thank you for coming to my blog. Like and subscribe.
>>97967097This reminds of that cuck post on linkedin
>>97966769Okay so this is le wrongThe Drukhari are stated multiple times to team up with EC and then betray them and then team up again because Lucius and that one bitch are frenemies and want to kys each other in the arenas of cCommoroahg, meanwhile Fabius was allied with Homoculi in the past before he betarded them but sometimes they still help him.The Night Lords explicitly were allied with some aliens that the Black Templars killed or maybe it was Deathwatch and the Night Lords then came back and killed those guys to avenge their alien buddies.The Red Corsairs, unmentioned, also run Tarellian mercenaries.
>>97967101Here's my blod post as to why it's okay if my wife cucks me with her boss.
>>97967097I have a friend like this. Always asks if he should get something because its a 'good deal'. Does he like the models, does he need them? those are distant considerations
>>97967083In?
>>97967072Cool
been working on this kitbashed sorcerer
>>97967129of making space wolves cry.
>>97967134Really cool shade of blue.
>>97967135wut?
Freshly baked>>97967165>>97967165>>97967165
>>97967156He’s a creep just ignore him.
>>97967156my methods of making space wolves cry
>>97967125the problem is that I'll pass up on getting the deal and then regret it after.
>>97967072That's gnarly!
>>97967196Not to get all Buddhist on you, Anon, but sometimes you have to learn to let go of the worldly and that which has passed. Acculmulation and acquision are not all.
>>97967228These considerations only work in a society where you can fuck off to the mountains like a confucian scholer who receives neetbux from the Korean King to study confucian texts, otherwise you will just die.The reality is most hermits had it easy unless they were literally fasting to become living buddhas (mummies).
>>97964242No, your characters are considered a separate unit that you attach to the bodyguards at deployment. Like a truck pulling a trailer.However, this may change in 11th edition. They’re making you attach your characters in the list now before deployment, so they may count them as a deployed single unit, hope they clarify in the core rules and it doesn’t need errata. People should start pestering them online about it early.
>>97965604Turquoise
>>97963290Don't be so mean to Halo Wars 3. It'll be nothing alike Total War and it'll inevitably piss off players expecting TW style and it looks gacha quality but it's going to make enough day 1 sales.
