Great Goblin Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-29-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>98375747 >TQFav goblin or goblin-related card?
LLDD is going to be broken on some deck
>>98385173>spend 2 mana>get 6 more mountains into play>"cheat" dragon inyou have 8 mana, you can just cast whatever dragon you pull from it
>>98385074>Fav goblin or goblin-related card?the only box I've ever opened was homelands, so the only answer must be goblin gremade
>>98385074This or diagonal monkey for the memes
SEXOOO SEXOOO SEXOO WITH WITCH SEXOOOOOOOO
>>98385074>TQGoblin sharpshooter because Maro "despises" the guns in Portal 2 but then they printed this a few years later. He was a lying sack of shit back then and he's a lying sack of shit now.
>TQ Empty the Warrens
>>98385689I wanna fuck that cat while she watches
>>98385879
>>98385074>tq literally my 1st goblin card. good times
>>98385432>just play 6 montains in red broretard
>>98386068>getting to turn 8 in magic the gatheringbrownest post itt
>>98386068was for>>98385173
>>98385074>tq
How bad is the Hobbit powercreep? Why the fuck is there an arena general here?
>>98386275exclusive content for arena (?)btw y are u asking this here?
>>98386294Because I stepped on dogshit the way here
MTG have SO much to learn in card art from smaller TCGs>>98359047
>>98386308nice
Sometimes I think about how players are supposed to be planeswalkers and realize how we canonically must be incredibly fucking stupid. Considering your deck is your "library" it means we actually just run around pulling books or scrolls off of shelves desperately looking for spells to cast. Apparently we have such tiny pea brains we haven't even memorized a single spell. Meanwhile even the shittiest other planeswalkers have 2 innately.
>>98386308*scratching notepad audibly* big... ... boooooobs...
>>98386308i mean, better than kaladesh art
how does isochron scepter work with cards that have additional costs like kickers?if I am able to imprint something like an orims chant onto an isochron scepter can I just prevent the opponent for playing the game entirely or does the activation only work for the non kicked version
>>98386434>If you cast a spell "without paying its mana cost," you can't choose to cast it for any alternative costs. You can, however, pay additional costs. If the card has any mandatory additional costs, those must be paid to cast the spell.that includes kicker.
>>98386472so i use 2 colorless to cast it "for free" but then still pay the kicker and get both effects? alright cool
>>98386495bingo.and if the spell has an additional cost, like, I dunno, Deadly Dispute, then you need to pay that every time too.
>>98385879ANIMALSEX
Modern PT finals worth watching?
>>98386693>mtg worth watching?no
>>98386681>a fox is good tooMagic is saved
>>98386693i would rather watch third worlders play theros block constructed
>>98386681InuYasha crossover soon
>>98386722is that an available alternative? Theros was sovl
>>98386816it looks so meh but raped so much in Standard
You meet some Magic player and he tells you about Premodern, the format where you only play with old-bordered cards. You're about to give your opinion, when he suddenly bursts out>and another good thing, there are less brown people on the old cards and women look sexy and know their GODDAMN PLACE!Your response?
>>98386991Say no more, building my deck rn
>>98386991I'd rather have brown people on my cards than brown people at my table
>>98385074>TQObligatory.
>>98386991>>98387018das racist
Why does Rosewater feel the need to speak at such a hugh volume in all of his gay talks? You are wearing a microphone you dumb fuck, lower your voice.
Am I the only one kinda pumped for MTG next year? The slew of actual MTG core releases looks fuckin sick, some actual hope for the game.
>>98386068Good thing you can play multiple colors in your deck
>>98387105You only say that because we don't know the UB set.
>>98387059my sides
>>98387105I see you have been following the official MtG youtube channel and are enjoying the new set teasers! Well done, Planeswalker!
>>98387105nice try, JotC employee
>>98387147Bruh I just want my fucking Kamigawa after having to put up with this sickening deluge of UB this year.
>>98386681and he's asian too!
>>98385694>few years later.Do you lack sense of time?!
>>98386275>How bad is the Hobbit powercreep?Currently inoffensive.Why the fuck is there an arena general here?It's a containment zone for schizos. They shit up the thread if there isn't an Arena thread.
>>98385879I wanna fuck LOOT!
>>98387099Well if you subscribed to his invite only onlyfans you would know the vibrating plug in his butt that controls his volume is controlled by chat.
Mana Cost: 4UUInstantCounter target spell. If a permanent spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner’s graveyard. As long as that card remains exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.Flavor Text: "I have the right to know why you have come here. If you refuse to tell me now, I will put you all in jail and wait until you have regained your composure and learned proper manners."
>>98387252>6cmc counter spelllollmao
>>98385002For as much as I dislike Kikewater, he's admittedly a really good public speaker compared to the average game designer spergs you seeBut boy did he fuck up a lot in the early days, in a way it's charming how many risks they were willing to take just because "meh that'd be a cool effect, let's put it on a card and ship it"
New art for Aragorn. We eating good bros!
Looks like Zhalfir is going to be their least diverse set to date.
>>98387544You fail to understand what diversity means to those people. They called Black Panther the most diverse movie ever.
How (You) feel about this?
>>98387585The worst of the 5.
>>98387585Don't like his footwear
>>98387578>Sound the Trumpets? Oh I know what a trumpet looks like. I did band in college after all.
>>98385074>Fav goblin or goblin-related card?Always Krenko
>>98386991Locking on target
>>98385074>TQ
Thread Question
>>98385074I just like it.
>>98386308Is that... Goony pornos????Big boooba??? Goony goony!!! Goony likkeeey!!! Goony needs troonself stroked gooned!!!Pink oink I'm such a porno addicted little troony goony!!!
>>98386991As a fellow premodern player I drop a loud Roman salute+1488 combo that nukes kikes like pauper shill fecaloids for 600 miles!
>>98388200I say this
>>98385074>TQThose two cards from Robert Bliss are still peak.
>>98385074>TQI like Lorwyn Eclipsed and all the Jim Henson goobers there so it's tough to pick one. Meek Attack's probably it tho
>>98387244This is cool
>>98387244>sorcery
>>98387116Amulet Titan would rather cast something with all that mana.
>>98388264it's rather unfortunate that power creep seeps into flavori don't think this thing really counts as meek
>>98387585What Hobbit character is this?
>>98388391It is not.
>>98385173maybe cummander when they print Shiv as mountain uborg
>>98388381crazy idea: get the trigger and then also cast something with your new landsunprecedented gameplay
>>98386991It's so rare to meet new friends in middle age
>>98388433>Instead of winning the game, you can cripple your manabase by swapping all the bouncelands for Stomping Ground, hoping you'll get to double win the game
>here's your free Draft 3-0 bro, no need to thank me
>>98388770>>98388772Time to brew a shitty pioneer deck
>>98388799Would you go bug for flash support or just bg for wolf tribal?
>>98388799Keep us updated.
>>98388818Probably BUG, the goal would be to play Chief warg's company, try to cuve a nightpack ambusher and then counter everything while you amass a shitton of wolves.
>>98388842I will try but I realised that by the time the hobbit release I will be preparing to move because I accepted a job transfer to work 7000 km away from where I actually live.
>>98385074My lil nigga, followed by Kiki-Jiki.
>>98388772>Hey that's a pretty good 5-drop in dra->Looks at mana cost.>Oh....
>>98387585>Killmonger haircut
>>98387526If they did that art for wakanda the set I wouldn't complain. >>98387252>>98387578I don't like the amount of counters.>>98388770>>98388772cool>>98388786meh, mono red will be big red in draft
>>98388384probably should have been a rare enchantment that allows casting creatures with a power/toughness of 4 or even 3 because yeah this one's way more powerful than it should have been, flavour-wise
>>98389115it's either that or afro
>>98389278or bald
>>98389104The part that gets me is that it can still block even on the turn it comes down on an empty boardAnd it can also attack immediately because its ability doesn't say "other wolves"It's like Questing Beast, the more I look at this fucking card the worse it gets
>>98386315Think about it like this: you have a weapon, you need bullets-mana in this case- and you have to action the weapon to fire, you cast it. You dont memorize nothing, the process cant be skipped over. But yeah i dont like planeswalkers they ruin the concept of player being the wizard
>>98389313>doesn't say "other wolves"Except it does
>>98389318I-It didn't... when I checked...
Learned my LGS is full of shitlibs after using crusade and got kicked
>>98389346I don't believe you.
>>98389346what format were you playing crusade in, fuckin' revised 40 or something?
>>98387585I hate this art style, old Mirage/Visions Zhalfir art looked so much better
>>98389719>that blackout drunk guy at the trainstation at 6am on a sunday
Why didn't Teysa's killer become the top banker? The way it works if you kill a banker, you become a banker.
>>98390186>Teysa's fucking faceIt is just part of MTG's art direction that every artist is banned from depicting any MTG character on-model?
>>98390186No, you need to kill the banker ghost.
>>98390186You still need to kill the ghost.
>>98387170>Bruh I just want my fucking Kamigawathere's only ONE Kamigawa, and it's the OG block (Champs, Traitors and Saviors). "Cyberpunk" Kamigawa is trash, sorry
>>98388799used to have a deck with this and only flash o-rings as removal
>>98387526WE
>>98385074>tqHad a Wort edh deck back in 2011, picked this little guy up for £4.00.
>>98390248I play this card in Brawl and it's really funCould be easily made on paper too, with experience counters on the player since she changes zones
>>98387252Slightly worse Spelljack and probably a worse Desertion.
>>98388200haha yeahkill yourself faggot
>>98387252and it's called Thranduil's Order or Thranduil's Command btw
>>98388786I dont remember this in the book
>>98390598apparently Bilbo made some offhand comment about them. they never appear since the gang never goes to whatever desert it is he's talking about.
Mana Cost: 1BLegendary Creature - Halfling HorrorUncommon~ can't block.Whenever ~ enters, exile up to one target card in an opponent's graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.(2), Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.Flavor Text: "Where are you, where are you, my precious, where are you, my precious?"
>>98390598Their only mention"Tell me what you want done, and I will try it, if I have to walk from here to the East of East and fight the wild Were-worms in the Last Desert."
>>98390613>>98390649Jesus, what a stretch
>>98390598> As soon as I saw your funny faces on the door-step, I had my doubts. But treat it as the right one. Tell me what you want done, and I will try it, if I have to walk from here to the East of East and fight the wild Were-worms in the Last Desert.It was just a mention.
>>98390654The original was going to the Gobi desert and fighting Chinese wire-worms
>>98390654look CHUD we had to get to 193 cards somehow, it was either this or a rare mono-red Gloin with the exact same effect. and when we make too many repeat legendaries people complain about that too
>>98390613do I need a thermometer to play this game
>>98390770commanderslop
>>983907705 cmc to win more?
>>98390848You're retarded.You can play this on an empty board and you draw 15 cards the next turn. That's the opposite of a 'win more' card.
>>98390893lol
>>98390654They included a literal fanfiction character.JotC realized The Hobbit doesn't have enough content for an actual set given that it's only about 20% of the length of LotR so they are digging holes just to find new barrels to scrape the bottoms from.
>>98390770Draw 3
>>98390186damn, teysa hit the wall HARD
>>98391000Not everyone can draw her like Karla Ortiz can.
>>98391034fired for drawing pretty women
>>98391042That's WotC for you
>>98390770>DO THING>DRAW CARD
>>98391042>>98391074but the rakdos woman in >>98390186 is pretty
>>98391074That's wotc in your head.
This Hobbit set is the most blatant example of Cummanderslop in this whole year.
>>98391240still marvel
>>98391240All UB are primarily commanderslop. They merely made them standard legal to make more money.
I like how black gets unlimited unconditional removal that can destroy everything and white gets "Choose target creature. Its controller may have you destroy it. If that player does, that player draw three cards and creates five treasure tokens."Balanced game design desu.
Are you asking for more color breaks?
>>98391457>"Let's power creep the game to the stars but leave one color behind.">"Let's rampantly obliterate the color pie for every color except one."At this point, yes, I am.
Anyways!More tests. Case of the Uneaten Feast + Serra Paragon is actually cracked for midrange grind power.The deck feels alright.Hate that Sunspine randomly has "Runed Halo doesn't work lol" stapled to it for no fucking reason, but Halo is proving better than Get Lost. (The Maps giving Heroic triggers sucked too much.)
>>98391420Erode literally just won pro tour.
>>98391618Wow Jeskai has bloated broken bombs and you need 1-cmc removal to handle aggro.
>>98391420Whitefag persecution complex is so funny
>>98391635Standard is basically just Temur with a white splash.
>>98387116>Landfall deck wins if scapeshift resolvesStunning insight
We will win inshallah
i know its expensive as fuck but why is nobody playing it? I think i will put it into a deck
>>98391647Wouldn't that suggest black is in the shit then?
>>98391742No. Black appears as a primary color in decks. White only appears as a splash (Erode / Inevitable Defeat)
>>98391727>I think i will put it into a deckvintage or legacy?
>>98391723why isn't this card banned with all the other "racist" cards?
>>98391727>why is nobody playing it?what exactly is this going to do for you that can't otherwise be achieved at or before the point at which you have 8 mana or have set up a reanimation?
>>98391754Commander!
>>98391768>>98391723unclear.this card which depicts literally the exact same people in almost the exact same situation is banned. so. idk.
>>98391786
>>98391085Sorry for wanting to play all 100 cards in my deck.
i miss vanilla and french vanilla creatures
>>98391813I miss looking at a card for five seconds or less and knowing everything I needed to know about it. Along with that being true for the rest of the table.Now, every game is->play a card>"What does that do?">3-6 lines of text>"Oh, I don't like that. I'll cast this in response.">"Wait, what does that do?">3-6 lines of text>"Oh, you can't cast that because of the fourth ability of this enchantment.">"Let me see that.">3-6 lines of text>"Hold up, let me look something up in the oracle.">"Okay, so because you have that enchantment, I'll need to flicker my creature and then search my deck and then look through everyone's graveyards and then shuffle my deck and then place three cards in exile and then return them from exile and then shuffle my deck and then I'll cast thi-">"Counterspell."
>>98391887I genuinely just don't read anything and if my opponent says I can't do something or something happens I just shrug and agree with them.
>>98391813Here
>>98391813I miss Thragtusk
>>98391898>1R>2/2AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>98390893kys commander player
>>98391942it's a legendary so that makes it ok (:
>>98391942what's wrong
>>98391969>Falkenrath Reaver postedREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>98391969Ah yes, there it is.The actual death of Magic.
>>98391727>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
>>98392023anon...
>>98392136>Too stupid to tell the difference between red and black.Sad.
I don't get why a 2/2 for 2 vanilla can't be in red. Is this a draft thing?
>>98392144bears are NOT black and innistrad is NOT a good block
>>98392159>bears are NOT blackThat's a zombie, anon.Yes though, it should have ETB tapped.>and innistrad is NOT a good blockFacts. Hat sets suck now, and they sucked then.
>>98392154It's clearly powercreep. A 2/2 for 2 in red should historically have a downside.
>>98392154>I don't get why a 2/2 for 2 vanilla can't be in red.Baka. It's called game design.
>>98392211>it should have ETB tapped.they've got you covered! :^)
>>98392328ahh what a kino card, jund zombies with the dreg mangler, rakdos zombies with the falkenrath aristocrat, dimir zombies with the phantasmal image, mono black zombies with geralf's messenger... fuck man
>>98390770Damn, this was a thing in OG mirrodin and was on a body for 2UU.What a powered down set.OG Kamigawa would probably sell really well today.
>>98391950You first retard nigger. If I played edh I would be in the edh thread. I didn't say the card was good, I said it wasn't a 'win more' card.You should retire from Magic since you've apparently been around for a while and still somehow never learned how to play.Either back up your claim/refute my own or shut your faggot nigger mouth.
I want to get into Magic proper. I'm interested in a blue/black deck. What do I buy?
>>98392607depends what format you want to play
>>98392613Standard.
>>98390770Goes great in my Fantasticar deck
>>98386068>spend 6 turns playing 1 mountain per turn>BRO THIS CARD IS SO BROKEN(You)
>>98392744gee, if at least we have a way to cheat out more than one land per turn. true nigger moment hours, I see
>>98392760>I will play scapeshift>instead of just winning the game, I will summon 1 (one) (uno) dragongenius, my bracket 1 pod will lose their shit when I pull this off@!
>>98392774jokes on you, 10 mountains and 4 of picrel. die
>>98392791so like... while that's a good play, where does the dragon figure in?
>>98392796yes
>>98392632Superior Spider-Man Doomsday Excruciator
Glad to see they've doubled down on Aragorn the Black and just made him Snoop Dogg now. King of Bongdor.
>>98392796they get to witness the scape-kut combo :)
>>98392796He's the source of the eruption
>>98392796He dragon his nuts across the other players' chins.
>>98392774>>98392791To be fair Pioneer is a format with scapeshift but without common scapeshift wincon like Valakut of Field of the dead so it might have a niche here.
>>98393113Unless you aren't planning an OTK, you need to wait till turn 6 to play the enchantment and scapeshift. Also you need to have far more mountain in your deck than an average G/R deck because you will have drawn a few by the time you start the combo. All while playing in the Greasefang format.And let's be real, even if this was Standard it wouldn't cut it, because standard is a turn 3-4 format.
>>98393113I got into mtg around MoM, so it's always seemed weird to me that a card that requires you to have seven lands, the amount of mana that's considered appropriate for cards that basically say "you win the game" in every format, is apparently broken. Can anyone explain to me how Field of the Dead is actually banworthy instead of being a normal control wincon?
Finally tried MTG after kinda avoiding it for a long time, had a lot of fun playing Izzit. I kind of want to learn how to build a deck, specifically around or including this card. And resources?
lore onlyI'm looking for phyrexians of any kind or time period that focus more on capturing a target as-israther than the usual "kill it, we'll revive it later" method or being a widespread slaughter machine, you know
>>98391618>The color of answers, never threats>Meanwhile mono red, mono green and even mono blue decks have all had RC and pro tour wins in the last decade but never mono WhiteFound the kike
>>98393194>Color with best removal is run for having good removal
>>98393193good morning saar
>>98393153I've been using her as a wincon in blue-white control in Standard, and she's been pretty solid. The only issue is that four color control exists and uses either bounce or exile removal, which means you need other threats to absorb their answers. I haven't been able to fine-tune a list that does well in the current meta because of this, but I think there's potential.
>>98391505This seems fun, post list?
>>98391894But some people are cheating cunts...
>>98391887Blame yu-gi-oh! and the e-sport mentality
>>98391898Goes great in my Gruul Muraganda!
>>98392760Fred Fields drew some extremely kino lands.
>>98393267>He says as people bitch every fucking set that a common isn't constructed-playable
playpremodern
>>98393139>that's considered appropriate for cards that basically say "you win the game" in every format,Field cost basically nothing, sure you can cast a 7 CMC spell and win the game, but that 7 CMC spell can be countered, can be discarded not field. Also getting to 7 lands in a dedicated land deck is easy, but the problem with a dedicated ramp deck is that after a point your land drop and your ramp spell become dead draw, but not with field. Field negate the main weakness of dedicated ramp deck: every card that should be a dead draw turn into something that cast 0 CMC uncounterable sorcery that create 2/2 zombie.
https://mtg.wiki/page/Places_of_unknown_origin
>>98390902I'd unironically rather have near-fanfiction creatures that I can kinda imagine are from an actual plane than the umpteenth legendary card named "X, doer of thing"
Bilbo, Mentioner of the Were-Wurms3RRLegendary Creature3/3When ~ enters, create a 6/6-Werewurm Illusion creature with trample and "whenever this becomes a target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, sacrifice it"Flavor text: "I might have exaggerated here and there"
>>98393387lol'd
>>98393387needs more dwarf, equipment and mountain synergy
Gandalf, Tester of Courage3ULegendary Creature5/5Whenever a creature token dies, draw a cardWhen ~ enters, create Bilbo Baggins, a 1/1 legendary creature token and target opponent creates a 6/6 Were Worm creature tokenFlavor: "Hey old man, I didn't mean it in the literal sense"
I wonder if we'll be getting Silmarillion UB set later on
>>98393493I strongly doubt itYou could sayThere's a one in a Silmarillion chances of it happening
>>98393153Kill yourself
>>98385074>TQRarrrrrrrr
>>98393153masterfully crafted bait
>>98391505This is pioneer, right?
>>98393153shoot her out of the sky
>>98393113scapeshift is already a developed archetype in pioneer, we don't have valakut but we have lotus field and creatures that let us bring all lands back from the graveyard, so getting an absurd amount of mana or decking yourself is very easy to do as long as you have spelunking or minstrel in play we do not need to redesign the deck around a 2 mana enchantment that doesn't even win the game after you cast scapeshift
I would make several unbans in Pioneer.
>>98394083I would unironically unban every non-fetchland cardyes even oko
>>98394173This, except balustrade inverter.
ReachWhen this enters, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets4/3
>>98394173this except no
Elf bros we eating good
>>98394173Oko isn't even that good thoughbeit
>>98394202>>>/tg/edhg
this hobbit set is dogshit.
>>98394202This is a reprint from the Lord of the Rings set
>>98394234Why?
>>98394255is boring and too much edh-coded, anon
>>98394308Everything is EDH. Especially UB. This is not an argument.
>>98394332ff or avatar were ub too and both are miles better than this.
>>98391505You aren't the guy who was posting the boros chainsaw/mobilise deck months ago, are you?
>>98394235what did you expect from a UBtourist?
>>98394332and this is not an EDH thread, bozo
>>98394340i don't have hope for the 2027 UB sets they are going to bbad if this is the design going forwardFF and Avatar were flukes
>>98394372>The Hobbit UB tourist that didn't also look at Tales of Middle-Earth: Lord of the RingsThis is not a real demographic
>>98393198>Color with “best” removal never wins RC’s or pro tours on its own yet other mono colors can and consistently doSuck more shekels, kike
>>98394382Then why do you keep posting EDH cards?
>>98394382>this is not an EDH threadKEK
>>98394429Is not indeed. Even if Rosewatwr is trying to turn it into it.
>>98394432>>98394413
Rosewater has nothing to say on the matter.
>>98393267I blame Hasbro since they're the ones doing it.Magic is fast approaching a point where Yugioh has been for 20 years: creatures without massive positive abilities are unplayable regardless of stats. Every creature these days has to create card advantage or tokens or replace itself or some other shit or it just isn't worth using. It used to be that you'd happily accept vanilla creatures if they had good stats, and creatures with pure drawbacks if they had great stats. Nowadays they could print a vanilla 8/8 for 4 and people would just not care cause it doesn't have text that draws you cards.
>>98394462Name the last time a creature was played in Standard for a reason other than its positive ability.
>>98393153Pretty sure people are unironically running her in azorius or 4 color control as an old fashioned wincon already
>>98394462This is how I feel about it as well.
>>98394565
>>98394622>Standard
>>98394622>Format that can’t be kiked has mono white creatures seeing play and winningReally makes you Oy vey
>>98394629In white weenie Standard as well.
>>98394565I think it was Rotting regisaur.
>fractured reality ends current arc>loot nowhere to be seenAnother soul battered and broken, cast aside like a spent torch.
>>98394662Thank god.
>>98394662Should have sold more merch.
>>98394674
>>98394662Just wait, we'll get Tool, Breast Enlarger yet
Are these gonna be the only mirrored pairs among the FRA legendaries? I dunno if they said anything about that but it feels important since for the boosters.
>>98394693This is so gay compared to Time Spiral kino
New Fractured Reality leaks.
>>98394713shame on you, anon
>>98394713what's his name? Tool?
>>98394713Could literally be real
>>98394713I look forward to the bubble bursting so more shitposters will be filtered by heftier subscription fees. So much crap will never be generated if only the models are gated behind an extortionate paywall.
>>98394662The shite lore video they put out for reality fracture a few days ago said jace had kidnapped loot to make his new universe
also what the fuck happend to the aether spark?
>>98394760it's gathering dust on a shelf somewhere
>>98394693there are mirrored legends at other rarities too, they showed tinybones and a green bigbones
>>98394741He was called Loot because he was something valuable found in a vault. So maybe his opposite should be Trash.
>>98394760Went to Amonkhet.
>>98394462need more primite style bullshit that rewards you for using vanillas
>>98394753>heftier subscription feesI don't think that's where it's going.
>>98394760It's been repurposed as intercooler.
>>98394713>Schizo anon was right about Tool.No booty in the multiverse is safe...
>>98394781Just play EDH.
>Mark thinks the number 6 is higher than the number 8E M B A R R A S S I N G
Could Phyrexian mana be balanced if the exchange rate of life to mana were made sufficiently more expensive, or is it completely unsalvageably fucked at a conceptual level?
>>98394693Holy fuck chandras face is rekt
>>98394822>E M B A R R A S S I N Ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvcZsy3oQA
>>98394713This is a fucking League of Legends character?
>>98394713Are we pretending the gemini image generation logo is invisible or is everyone retarded, I cant tell
>>98394842You can't see the sarcasm in the replies, you're the retard.
>>98394781payoffs for vanillas means they're not really vanilla anymorelike yes, obviously the creatures themselves are still vanilla, but they become nothing more than value pieces plus, that disincentivizes playing French vanillas because they don't generate value on their own and they don't work with your fancy enginewhat actually needs to happen is that universes beyond needs to be sectioned off, standard rotation needs to be returned to normal, and the power level of real sets needs to be taken out back and decapitated, in the tradition of fallen empires/masques/kamigawaof course, none of this is ever going to happen, which is why you need to give up on sanctioned play and just find a group for your favorite fan format/block constructed/cube
>>98394848So just an unfunny situation? Got it
>>98394842
Evil Loot, Tool instead reduces your bulge size. He will be seen popping out of evil Garruk's pants, because evil Garruk is so evil that he wants to become a woman.
>>98394763aether dust
>>98394713Nice shitpost.
>>98394877No he will increase bulge sizeThings made for the female and gay gaze are allowed to be sexual
Do you think we will ever return to avatar i want a fully grown badgermole card.
>>98394930already in the game
>>98394897Oko is the biggest.
>>98394930you do not fucking want another avatar set
You're at your local store about to buy some brand new slop when you feel a brown hairy hand on your shoulder. The swarthiest guy you ever saw starts berating you for buying new magic cards.>Don't get cards from your favorite UB franchise, it's not real Magic! It doesn't matter if you enjoy them and they're fun, it's wrong! Here have some PREMODERN cards instead!He shoves some dirty old smelly cards with atrocious stats in your face.>That'll be $250 HUEHUEHUAHUEHUAHUEYour response?
>>98394930>unironically asking for more ubeverything that's wrong with current playerbase
>>98394930sadly I think a korra set is not impossible
>>98394186mfw
>>98394713This slop. Good, soulful.>>98395010This slop. Cringe, soulless.
I like badgermole standard
What the fuck went wrong
>>98395054this raises a good point, why has milkbending never been a thing? there's no way women have had the power to bend water for thousands of years without having turned it to the task of making their tits bigger.
>>98395152then you're gonna love badgermole pioneer 2 years from now when it's no longer in standard
>>98395164Please no. I really enjoy FNM-level pioneer having a lower power level than standard. Don't take it from me.
>>98395170>Don't take it from me.where do you expect the cubplayers to go after rotation? they're definitely not going into mh block constructed I can tell you that much
>>98395158Well Chupacabra is not draw card create 6/6 token on turn 3.
>>98395199They will buy next products. I just hope they're dumb enough not to sell old products.
>>98395116I think it is, there's no firebenders in the whole show.... and nowhere near the amount of villians as the first set for black card, just a one off villian per korra season....
>>98395291I guess it'll just have to be a small set!
>>98395288I've seen these two smoking crack at the local rave
>crack>ravestop larping
>>98395347Look at that "art" and tell me it isn't true
>>98395390Doesn't look like acid or molly art.
>>98395427Surprisingly he's been around for a while, but most of his cards are shit.
>>98395436oh he drew this one
>>98395427>made me look him up>painted my first ever rareI can't hate this guyHe also has a neat blog where he talks about stuff
>>98395446Yeah when I saw the two rapists on the Bilbo card I thought he was some recent DEI hire but he drew quite a bunch of known cards
>>98395288what the smegma is on bilbo's head?
>>98395460horizons sets are different from masters sets.so I'm afraid it would be called... nigger masters. hm.
>>98395463>look her up to see if she's had any alt arts>see this existsIsn't this one strictly superior in every way possible?
>dicking around Scryfall tagger>tagged as "two figures"I've had one since Urza's set and I never ever noticed that, what the fuck
>>98395568yo wtf
>>98395288now white have a counter non-counter, great>>98395610this shit card would be better if it wasn't legendary
>>98395610This set really didn't need to exist, huh?They were already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the first set...
>>98395713>now
>>98395610oh, joy
>>98395568>>98395622welcome to our dimension, mandela
>>983957230.1% of the original's sex appeal
Just picked these up at a yard sale for 2 dollars.Is this enough to make a deck?
>>98395946You got no landYou also apparently live in the void and/or heaven
>>98386991I tell the manchild that there were always poc and non-sexy competent warrior women in mtg starting all the way back from alpha, and there are still sexy women in sets now. he can't handle this information because the idea that mtg used to be racist is the lynchpin for his entire self-worth, and he immediately kills himself. everyone claps. obama is there
>>98396071Post example of "sexy woman" in a non-UB set printed in '25 or '26.
>>98396090Liliana the Faultlessman that was easy
>>98396102eurgh
>>98396102not sexy
>>98396102>This is hot
>>98396071There is truly no hope for troons. Thankfully 50% of that problem will solve itself.
>>98395855fucking bullshitthat's never been thereif you asked 100 players to describe the art, it'd be "old lady with a cup in an office"
>>98396182Win more card. But it will go in my monogreen landfall edh deck, yes.
Should I sell my promo Bahamut to put it towards something I actually want, like a phyrexian altar, or save it in case it goes up in value?
>>98394647What about my main man? Still got it?
>>98396276Anon, it hasn't been in standard for more than a decade at this point.
>>98396102using Liliana is such a great (wrong) example because it really shows how the practices have changed
>>98396311I will play it in Modern.
>>98396316and of course, even more famously...(in wotc's defense, this did get reprinted in 2025.)
>>98396317It see play in modern burn
>>98396248wait a few more years and it will go up in valuedo you need the other card now or later
>>98396329Yes exactly, on my Rakdos Burn/Reanimator meme listhttps://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/29-06-26-junk-copy
>>98396324That's the toned down version that made it to print.
>>98396363GYAT
>>98396102Not remotely sexy
i do not care for liliana, she is a whore
>>98395492maybe you don't want it to be a human
>>98396602in case you're not shitposting, Soul Warden is also a human
>>98396090My wife was reprinted in 2025
Look at the top twenty cards of your library, put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. You gain 8 life.
>>98396664>inb4 frogposting
>>98396715I like her
>>98396715>cute>white in more than one>powerfulpaging the schizo
>>98396790>cuteeh...>>98396715turn 2 this thing, turn 3 hop to it? turn 4 friendly neighborhood, turn 5 Elspeth?I dunno, could be something
>>98396790>StandardRaped to death by Izzet and mono green by turn 4>ModernTronned, frogged, prime timed and bolted/pushed>PioneerDead as the format Try again kikes
>>98396929I play pioneer every week, jew. Take your demoralisation elsewhere.
>>98395288This is just a worse reprieve, drawing a card is better, than whatever that is.
>>98396939You are delusional.
>>98396929But isn't the hobbit girl fucking cute?
>>98396951You're a commander player, I guess.
>>98396954I’d rather have power than cuteness at this point.
>>98396102lol at the people desperately moving goalposts to pretend that wizards doesn't do conventionally attractive women anymore>yeah she has a literal cleavage window but that doesn't count as sex appeal because, uh, um, shut up
>>98397064a woman isn't attractive just because she puts her tits on display.
>>98397064there's no goalpost moving here and the images speak for themselves
Got $1000 credit from singles that are going to rotate out of standard, what modern deck should I get
>>98397124all green rares should have landfall. prove me wrong.
>>98397124if I trigger chapter 2 multiple times using counter manipulation, does it gain multiple stacking instances of the landfall ability?
>>98397064Yes, they definitely aren't shrinking women's breasts and making them look more masculine. Don't believe your lying eyes you FUCKING CHUDS
>>98395288>players can'tI cast Orim's chant on myself, go
>>98397191you're right anon, they should remove this potential feelbad
>>98397064Who the fuck are you talking to? No one believes you over their own fucking eyes. WotC has an insane double standard against straight male fanservice.
>>98396324>>98396363Man I hate this art, especially the unfinished/unreleased one. It has such a gross digital feel to it, the light and color just disgust me. Her belt and adornments looks so tacked on. The coloring is much better in the printed version, although the skin still feels a bit off and it seems like he ran out of time to make the belt look more incorporated into the piece.Also I have never found Liliana attractive idk what the fuck you people are seeing
>>98397268>Also I have never found Liliana attractive idk what the fuck you people are seeingKarla Ortiz drew a very pretty Liliana but frankly the whole broader conversation is about two related but distinct topics: conventionally attractive women, *and* fanservice/cheesecakey illustrations. LotV might not be the best example of the former among mtg cards, but she's definitely an example of the latter.
>>98396939It is significantly better as the game goes on but Reprieve is better t2.
>>98397064You have to have tits for cleavage. She's flat as a fucking board.
Flat is justice.
>>98386991Camula from Yu-Gi-Oh! is betterhttps://imgur.com/a/ESqdTR8
>>98395610Why are there so many non-legendaries legendaries in this set? What is next? "The Bear in the Forest"Legendary creature - bear9/9?
>>98397352Sicko pedo.
>>98395610>deadly dispute but on a body and with a memedh winconEpic!
>>98397268>Also I have never found Liliana attractive idk what the fuck you people are seeingas i see it, people kinda just latched onto lili cuz she's an easy choiceit's easier for the average person to become attached to a named characteralso cards that are competitively viable will naturally get more exposureand frankly magic isn't exactly overflowing with cute girls at any point in its history
>>98397441There are more attractive cards than lili but she is definitely a good looking goth girl. I don't understand how she's suddenly a lesbian now. All the gatewatch were turned into alphabet mafia members. It's so obvious they just slapped it in for DEI reasons.Amazing how none of the lesbians look like bull dykes.
>>98397465avacyn is clearly the superior goth baddie
>>98397465Didn't they outlaw that playmat of Chandra and Liliana kissing? Why would they then walk it back and call her a lesbian?
>>98397546because they were careful not to ever make it something that heterosexual males would feel appealed to by, qua their male heterosexuality
>>98397558>>98397546It was too sexy. A man might have gotten a semi hard on from it and that's not okay. All men should be women, all women should be men, and if you're a straight person you're a fucking piece of shit.
>>98397581
https://vocaroo.com/1ddcdWq8OGQuReminder.
>>98397584>>98397581bit of a time capsule if you take a look at reddit threads of the time, everyone's saying it's misogynistic and alienated women. I think it's pretty widely known in 2026 that women are not alienated by hot lesbians (and this is before we get into the transbian question), but it was 2011 and feminism was the moral crusade du jour so that was the framing you saw everyone using.
>>98397641>15 years of ruining men's funJesus Christ. I fucking hate women.>I think it's pretty widely known in 2026 that women are not alienated by hot lesbiansWell, where are they then? We're not allowed any hot women. Gay or straight. Attractive women have been removed from media to avoid the "male gaze" or some bullshit like that.We got them in Avatar and FF but I imagine that's because the IP holders didn't want their characters fucked with. They would have race swapped FF if they were allowed to.
>>98398055>Well, where are they then? there are layers and layers of psychosis and cultural phenomena responsible for mtg not getting fanservice/male gaze card illustrations (especially "these days;" it used to occasionally get stuff that qualifies), and it's kind of a lot to get into in a /tg/ thread at 421 replies on page 8 at 1 in the morning. but suffice it to say: it's not that simple, and "alienating women" was never actually the reason that playmat was hated, even for people who genuinely thought that was why they disliked it at the time.
>>98398055Today it's offensive to troons because it reminds them they will NEVER have sexy voluptuous bodies
it only gets worse from here
>>98398305STAR TREK WILL SAVE MAGIC
>>98398328DWARF-QUIPMENT
>>98398328I like how the mechanical identity of Dwarves throught the sets is "Eh, fuck it."
>>98398410It seems to be artifacts.
>>98396459angels owe me sexo
New thread>>98398491>>98398491>>98398491
>>98397153Don't see why not
>>98393266Most people can't (or don't) read their cards like that anon and just guess what it does, too.
