No dudes, no furshit, no 3dpd, no scatPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80297899/
>>80512961>"Your evil little fetish gave me diabetes senpai, won't you care for me? I can't get big and soft if I don't have my insulin senpaiiiiii~">she leans in and rubs her belly against his back and side, in front of the world, shamelessly
>>80513063>She doesn't even need it, she just keeps playing it up like he's ruined her that far.>"Come on Seeeenpaaaai, if you don't give it to me I can't get a second lunch." >"And if that happens, you can't get off to my big, sloshing gut...." >For as much as she teases him, the worst part is she's actually gotten hooked on the play and her own figure so she has to blow off steam at home
>>80513314>every day she dramatically goes on about how much senpai has tuined her, how at this rate she's going to catch the sugarfoot and it's *all* senpai's fault for *corrupting* her like this>every feeding was actually initiated by her, with senpai just being a passenger (granted, a very aroused passenger, despite the shaming and sexual harassment)
>>80513365>She basically bullies him into feeding her and paying for it till she's fit to pop, using her new, excess curves to tease him all the more.>Basically goes home and just gluts herself again on cheap food for the fun of it and sends him pictures about how her 'pervert of a senpai' ruins her even when he's not around.
Tits the Bat
>>80510902Where's her panties?
>>80511463They just did it, right?
Sunshine EditionPost hags, cakes, wives, milfs, gilfs, aunts, mommies, madams, ...Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80415678/#80415678
>>80513253The image I crave to receive from mom one day...
>>80513548you want a black baby brother?
>>80513585Conceived in my bed, while I watch my mom's new master ram her cervix and breed her pussy from the closetDon't you, anon?~
>>80513629maybe, but I don't want her to know I was looking.. more like this: >>80469433
>>80513726That's exactly what I meant, anon.Hearing mom and her new black boyfriend suddenly barge in the house, making out, I would just barely manage to hide in the closet as they decide to have steamy sex on my bed. And I get to see all of it, especially the view of my mom lying on her back as he mating presses her and pumps her full of seed, knocking mom up.Couple of months later I would randomly receive >>80513253 this image and realise that I'm definitely having a brother soon~
/TwoKinds General/ #2026-01Pregnant Dragoness EditionNewest Page: https://twokinds.keenspot.com/Comic: https://twokinds.keenspot.com/?p=archiveTwoKinds Content Masterpaste: https://pastebin.com/HNYVbauJSketch Archive: https://2karchive.xyz/extrasThread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/TwoKinds%20General%20Newest%20Page/type/op/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80145895
>>80507417Hey thanks for the update, was just wondering how you've been.>we’ll put you on our prayer list/pamphletOh so that's how it works then. What about those confession booths they feature in movies? Or maybe they have masses or gatherings one can attend and also approach or be approached. I'm not of much help here I'm afraid, never been around churches much,ours are different anyhow.>a stray cat that lives outside that I’ll give the food too.Based.>Alex JonesDon't know the guy too well but he's not the one who came up with these and there's some merit to statements re: processed foods being suboptimal and pharmacological companies being interested in having regular clients. That doesn't mean we should boil a wunschpunsch, or drink frog pee, just be mindful that most meds have eventual side effects. Painkillers losing potency or damaging kidneys, inhalers not lasting as long, resistant bacteria evolving due to us chugging antibiotics for every cough, testosterone injections causing ball shrinkage etc. Meds may help a lot, or they may not. I'd be wary of long treatment plans though or of doctors who just prescribe those without using them as supplements to lifestyle and diet recommendations tho. Ultimately, these + moral support from caring people are what you build yourself a ladder with, one that will work for you specifically. >What does the sugary coffee do?Since full meals are a challenge, it's just fast and easy calories that don't require chewing before ingestion and one can seldom say "no" to. Fewer carbs than sodas but is healthier and dignified. Wonderful aroma, raises mood, may induce a craving for pastries. Gotta stay strong and fed.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80508847Remember anon, if its worth doing, its worth doing partly. If you cant do all the dishes right now, dont. Just do one plate, one cup, one set of utensils. You'll have something to eat and drink from without risking making yourself sick, and the rest can wait until you're ready to do more. Same with everything else. If you cant shower, just wash your hair. If you cant eat a full meal, have a snack. You dont need to run until you can walk again. Just focus on one thing at a time.
Okay Natani, you can keep repeating "I don't wanna go walkies" and "Forest wolves don't go to dog parks" all you want, but that wagging tail of yours really puts a dent in your argument. Now, put on your winter robe, hat, mittens and boots. We're not gonna skirt the leash laws either, not after the last time. Chasing cars is bad, but throwing smoke bombs at them is much worse.
GAY HYPER MUSCLE!Happy Year of the Horse!
>>80493952Slowpaced
>>80492529Huge cat
Goo goo babies edition!Post your gross/cringe 2d diaper art, doujins, AI generated slip, all kinks are welcome and messing is encouraged, furries, pokemon, and ponies are welcome as long as it's art that makes you feel funny! raceplay shouldn't go here since there's already 2 threads for that!Qotd: What do you do to help relax when gooning, any weed or drinking, music or things that help you get gooned out?
>>80506784hey, im a c'ayon eater too~
>>80510343Do they change the color of your messies?
>>80506784Hey nigger I only like pomni, I'm no stupidgethafag>>80510343Based i guess I just started.
>>80504825Crayola washable Carnation pink has a very strong chemical flavor not totally abhorred kinda floral or sweet but is the kinda crayon I'd probably just lick. I'm licking it rn
>>80513756Normal crayola green is awesome, I'm green. Not much flavor but classic crayon flavor i assume I'm not an expert. I at a bit of the paper too I guess its like bonus snacks on a crayon. Wax is very crumbly in my mouth.
/vrfg/ - Virtual Reality Furry General #913"Virtual Fursuiting, Real Furiends"™Introspection edition!>Avatar Resources:https://rentry.org/VRFGAvatarResouces>Guideshttps://rentry.org/VRFGGuides>Detailed Schedule and Hosting Infohttps://rentry.org/vrfgschedule>QoTT: What are you doing to improve yourself this year?> Weekly Events (All times in EST):Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80499342my wife. I'm gonna propose
>>80503985you have to kill her
>>80506674No worries, the important part is that you had fun
page 10 bump
>>80513813gj, was about to post a thirst trap
Horny Housewife edition.Post, draw, write or discuss girls being bred by animals/PokemonNo males fucking animals/PokemonDO NOT POST REAL LIFE SHITPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80331969
>Early 2020>COVID hits>Your company starts working from home>Have to do daily video conference calls>The entire time your manager is on screen, her dog is trying to have sex with her>The beast is relentless>Jumping up on her, licking her mouth, shoving its muzzle into her crotch>If she gets up or moves, it goes to mount>She's constantly having to push it away or scold it>Sometimes you'll hear her whisper "not now" or something to that effect>It becomes a bit of a joke among your coworkers>If she takes too long to respond to a message or email, you'll say she's "all tied up"
>>80509804Sheltered rich girls always have a male Pokémon.
/acrg/ - Artist/Commissioner Rant General #994Endless sinnin’ EditionRemember to SCREENCAP your links so we can laugh when they delete their posts.Talk about artists or commissioners, mostly the bad ones or those who got under your skin. Share your experiences and get angry with us.For all artists (and commissioners who are close friends with artists) here, beware of: Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, Timedwatcher, AnythingGoes, Skitterleaf, kathielnotfound (Jocelyn Jones), and Snoopcrow/jbunny/j6un9 (jbunny).They will exploit and/or scam you should they get the chance.Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80441213
>>80507544>Doxing is a crime Only in certain US states. Kiwitards will make sure you know this before trying to push their "phonebooking" nuspeak on you.
>>80513095nta but K?F is not a bad place to read on when you avoid spending too much time studying the lolcows.
>>80512789its overkill in the sense that even if that other guys computer explodes and the server system they had somehow has 0 backups, your own computer is still alive and you just back up to another servicethe moment you have a backup or 2, the chance of all of them failing simultaneously is too low to bother getting more past that because they can always replace each other, no?
>>80511727>get harassed>ignore it
>>80504380the doxxers were 12yo kids that the best they can do is order pizzas once and sign them to free koran deliveries unironically
Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #348Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /AMH/Hunting?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80508959You can tell this is fake because the serpents have millions of fans.
>>80503269Well... I just looked through my entire MH folder and couldn't find a single (1) pic of Tetranadon.>>80505424Stand strong brother, we'll get 'em next time.
>Page 10IT'S PENIS INSPECTION DAY, HUNTERS
/GME/>Good Morning Everyone>kek trash baggiesPrevious Dumpster: >>80488005
Stay comfy, comfy /GME/ frens!
Home is more lonely again.
>>80511748Good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxy4niUusY
Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80193214/It's Friday I swear!
>>80512124You will submit eventually
>>80510927>trust me, she'd love that from just about anyone at this point in her heatMan, don't I wish. I'd even take sloppy seconds.
>>80512240Who is this video for, exactly?>>80510927*Heavy TF2 voice* Moist and deeleecious, hohaha!
official pony thread
>Repopulating Heaven EditionPrevious: >>80220838 / https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80220838Closed Boorus:https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list(Could always use some more tagging!)All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.Basic Captioner Resources:https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL (embed) (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80504928>>80473658+1
>>80485649>Tomboyish >Southern Belle >Cow Anthro >Girl-Next-Door-Type>Neurons activated
>>80488056>>80490600+1
LIVE, DAMN YOU, LIVE!
Kanga Can EditionPokemon OCs and Fakemons (actual fakemons please like fusions and clovermons) are welcome too>How do I request?•Start your post with "requesting" or "/r/".•Provide descriptions, links, and image references in a single post.•Don't spam or bump your requests.•Check the dropbox or booru to see if your request was done.•Request edits in the thread for edits and colorings:>>>/trash/lineart>What if I want to start drawing?•Check these resources for beginners:https://pastebin.com/4CpXsY7a•More resources if you need more help:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80481784Thanks dude!
>>80510323>>80469045
Requesting an after-sex scene with Skeledirge softly singing while the two cuddle with each other.
>>80511632holy shit oyakodon!
>>80511632I love the way you draw bootyinterested? >>80473272
