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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #3131

>"IKEA Summer Collection" edition

--Stories--

By Jixijenga
>Broken Sanctuary (Ch. 6)
https://www.sofurry.com/view/2150936

By SouthwesternCrunchwrap
>A New Herd (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52483810

By YolkedWithChrist
>Flames and Flour
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57052645

By M4rsh4l_Legacy
>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 11)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053

By 7834non
>A Story I Suppose
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56991331

By ReckfulAbandon
>Songbird
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341

By TheHonorableAjax
>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574

By PapaDelta
>Tusks After Dusk: Hag's Lament
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56894863

By Anonymous
>Broken Dreams, and Dead Friends
https://rentry.org/broken_dreamsANDdead_friends

By Worker_9
>Memories of Bunny Game
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56873281

By ItsAMadhouse
>Claws of Helion
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56791690

By Tacticool_Dad
>Unlikely Meetings (Ch. 25)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46924471

By TheSignalRemains
>Wilderness Hearts (Ch. 15)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36365845

By Meklab
>The Fox & Hound (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43850712

[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
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[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4

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First for beatrix dominatrix.
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>>67104344
She fucks autistic squirrel boys.
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Christmas in July.
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>>67104344
This show isn't hmofa why does it keep being posted
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>>67104258
I am once again posting my favorite little shortstack alien girls.
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Try not to fuck up the gator VN.
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>>67104434
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>>67104448
Dude shut up, I'm playing it
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>>67104496
NTA but that looks like /adhg/ to me.
She's very clearly trying to mother them, and that's all /adhg/ wants is some woman to replace their own mother.
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>>67104448
She's crippled 'and' retarded?
She's so perfect bros...
She physically can't run away, and great in bed. Retarded girls are awesome to fuck.
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>>67104621
Can you do everyone a favor and bitch and piss and moan about it for the rest of the thread? Thanks
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Just got a Victory Royale with Kimiko Five-Tails in Fortnite.
Fucking Christmas-tree-man didn't expect me to fuckin' fly with Magneto's powers and yeet balls of metal scrap on him from above. I was like a fucking AC130 shooting hot loads on some poor Middle Eastern farmer.
To celebrate, I had her shake her ass. Shit was cash. Now I want a Fortnite waifur to survive a warzone with.
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You ever think maybe you should take a break from seething on this site about how every post you don't like must be some volatile shitposter out to get you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
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>>67104805
I already do by getting Fortnite Ws and gettin gritty on n00bz that can't handle my 1337 skillz
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>>67104496
i mean there's humans there, sure
but at the same big ol' cat tits
big tittie kittie committee
...what were we talking about again?
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Impregnate your state mandated robot dog.
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>>67104344

What kind of sex education can you learn from someone who rides a motorcycle coochie out?
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https://files.catbox.moe/2aicu5.mp4
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>>67104797
I don't know what any of this means
Congratulations
Or
I'm sorry that happened to you.
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>>67105258
He won a round in the video game Fortnite using a furry skin, his last opponent was another player using a sentient Christmas tree skin. He celebrated by making using a dance emote.
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>>67105214
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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dr eggman waifurs
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Why do anthro women say this every time they see me?
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>>67105588
Because they can smell sluts like you a mile away.
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>>67104258
https://youtu.be/NljIyLmy-hM?si=sxd8k_MWpa6fshpZ Plankton is Ourguy
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>>67105214
winemoms.............
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>>67105615
They really think I'm a slut? :(
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Anthros sucking down hard on massive BBCs
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>espionage waifurs
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I'd like to thank the French Husky empire for assisting in our independence.
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>>67105214
Is that Estelle Ellis?
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Bouncy toon girlfriend.
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>>67106120
Gib de husk & frig off.
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>>67106120
>tourists recall that her eyes seem to follow the ships nearby
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>67106365
Eager for another ban already?
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She finally got some hmofa.
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>>67105588
Because they smell you nofapping, vigorously working out and doing outdoorsy stuff
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>>67106120
the attention that the French had for detail is legit stunning. There's even a fully modeled cervix and cookie on the statue
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>>67106401
I don't think you can get him banned from just a single post.
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>>67106164
It's not. It was an Australian woman doing a video ad for a wine company on Facebook.
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Purest form of love
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Waifur that is half-shark half-octopus.
Where do you take her for your guys first date?
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Bit early in the thread for a meltdown, I reckon.
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>>67106610
Sushi.
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>>67106420
>Movie too pussy to give a female imaginary friend to their human male partner
Why do they never do this. Are they afraid?
>>67106610
I bring my Octoark to bass pro shop and bring fear to all fish.
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>>67106555
eh I think it was cmt that posted it, but cmt associating himself with a grifter is only going to reflect poorly on him. oh well what can you do about stupid people
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How do you make an unlikable furry girl?
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>>67106635
That looks like mild cervix penetration
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>>67106745
>"sorry, i only date within my own species."
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>>67106745
>Hrothgirl/Human initiation ritual
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>>67106745
Yuck
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>>67106878
hell yeah lynx's dude
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Anthro woman who’s into watching her human boyfriend fuck human girls
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>>67107056
Gaaaaaay
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she flowberry on my shield till i fizz
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>>67107056
>mass replying
Didn't read
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>>67107056
Ok. Read them and bring them up. I'll respond when I'm not busy. The solution starts with you.
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>>67107056
Bro could be discussing stories
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>>67107193
He’s a mass replying nigger-faggot. He will never produce anything of his ow accord.
How about a story of your waifur’s 50 year old dad bashing his head with a 7 iron
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Be careful of your waifur enticing her friends to lust after humans. It may result in damaged friendships when they lust after you.
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>>67106745
>I didn't like Linkara's History of Power Rangers series.
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>>67105408
>mal0 is zoomer
she is from the age of flip phones.
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what if there was a hmofa skateboard game
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>>67107490
>>67107056

Read this in Linkaras voice
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>>67107542
this wouldn't work, because you'd have to play as furboy tony hawk (an actual hawk)
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>>67107532
Hate to break it to you, zoomers were alive when the first iJew came out.
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>>67107056
guess what this post could have been about
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>>67107056
Bro discovers how Shitchan works
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>>67106745
easy
>literally any trope
and anons will find a way to bitch and moan
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>>67105762
I thought that was multicam for a second and was extremely confused.
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>>67107401
Catcels on suicide watch
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>>67107567
she was a full on adult in the first instance of her appearing, meaning she was an adult in the age of iJew. unless youre trying to "XJ9 is 5 years old" me here.
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Good yandere /hmofa/ stories?
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>>67107664
This is true for every board in extince
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>>67107401
I thought cats needed a bit of aggressive sex and pain to ovulate properly or something.
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>>67107490
Bro types like he has cystic acne
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>67107490
No one cares.
Go be of use to society and stop being a complete embarrassment to your parents
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>>67107823
Cats are really into spanking. They can’t help themselves. It’s some kind of masochism, clearly. A real human man chooses the rabbit for health and home.
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>>67107923
is this a new or old bnuuy
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>>67107945
It’s a rule breaking, new bunny. I was supposed to be taking a rest from drawing, but I couldn’t help it. I’m just taking it slow.
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>>67107923
Once again I add a Molly to the Molly folder.
Thank you for your sacrifice. I love you, no homo.
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>>67107963
Know that through your suffering, I find joy in this autistic rabbit.
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>>67106968
kill yourself
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS.
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>>67107056
least melodramatic response on /hmofa/
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>>67107963
what rule is she breaking?
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>>67108139
I am breaking my hiatus because I want to draw rabbit.
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>>67107056
What's wrong with posting on topic images and gifs?
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>>67108149
What ever happened to Penelope?
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>>67108088
Excuse me but could all the tea drinking funny accent people (or redcoats as I like to call them) please stop posting here for the next 24 hours this thread is for brave american patriots only.
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>>67108209
THIS
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>>67108198
She’s a victim of the whims.
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>>67108149
Oh I thought it was the rule about waiting until marriage to ride the guy through the mattress.
At any rate, just make sure you don't overdo it. Nothing like thinking you're doing fine until you suddenly aren't.
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>>67108226
I want to hold this creatura in my hands.
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>>67108078
*Sniff* Y-you should k-kill you-yourself anon*Sniff*
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Sexy snake lizard.
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all of these anthro women look so rapeable
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>>67108299
haha
yeah
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>>67106745
Lots of things.
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>>67108226
>She’s a victim of the whims.
That poor neglected human man at that office, never being able to release his pent up loads into her tiny two-tone asshole in order to keep morale up at the corp and go on with his taxing job.
They'll never go on a company retreat together and share a hotel room where they never go see the sights because they can't keep off of each other.
They'll never wake up on the floor wrapped around each other having finally burned off all the sexual tension once and for all, and decide to pursue an actual relationship.
They'll never fall in love and hold hands and have vaginal intercourse for the first time.

You monster.
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Started reading "Into the Wildlands" and I really like the story.

Shame I'm too swamped to do something with a similar vibe in post-apocalyptic Appalachia.
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>>67107923
She looks like I just woke her up at 2 in the morning to ask If I could borrow $20.
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>>67108383
Her buttcheeks are clenching his dick so hard that it's turning his dick into a red rocket.
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>>67108226
>>67108256
She's as much of anthro as a turd is a food. Only a retard thinks she is a one.
>>67108220
>>67108209
>>67108088 (nice hitler dubs)
*gives these posters skooma*
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>67108533
Silence, Euro.
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>>67108533
She's cute so I don't really care.
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Okay bros, I am back after one year! Any new highschool /hmofa/ stories?
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>>67108575
>don't say anything bad
>someone still gets mad
Are you just mad because you feel like it or are you do you just get so easilly mad?
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>>67108603
I'm writing one with a planned release date of 'lol. lmao.'
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Don't care im fucking firing off fireworks tonight
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>>67108709
clitoris
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>>67108484
do something about it nigger
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>>67108603
Yeah actually, there was one called "Heimlich High" about some Owl girl who gets MKULTRA'd by the principal to shoot up the school after she discovered he smuggles drugs for Mormon gang bangers in Utah. But a human named Frank Hardcastle talks her down and now they are on the run from a cabal of yogurt company CEOs planning to dominate the entire Tri-State area.
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>>67108709
Milking cows after they milk you
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>>67108484
>whine
>people call you a whiner
>whine about people calling you a whiner
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>>67109047
The milk cycle
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>>67108484
Blah blah blah
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Gimme Sybil writing prompts
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>>67104258
Squirrel girls are food for waifurs higher on the food chain.
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>>67109467
is she a game now too
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>>67109406
Sybil enters Anon’s dreams, he becomes a lucid dreamer because he resents strangers entering his mind
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>>67109406
Man in a long coma meets the dream gote and they get close because of the extended contact instead of the quick overnight sleep sessions she usually infiltrates. To them, it may be weeks or months as he lies on the hospital bed for several days.
They must wrestle with the fact that he can't sleep forever. Either he dies or wakes up. He has to choose. He can't stay in the interstice forever.
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>>67109547
i was thinking of an idea like this today too, wow.
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>>67109471
Not yet I am too of the retarded
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>>67109547
Oh...
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>>67109631
just use godot its the easiest, best game engine
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>>67109631
Don't do anything too ambitious you'll end up burning yourself out.
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>>67109547
Fuck, i really need this, even though it would hit the feels pretty hard.
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TacticoolDad, if you are here to see this, I am humbly requesting that you refrain from retweeting 3D Loona blacked porn. I would prefer not to have that on my home feed.
Thank You.
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>>67110116
They don't. He just follows some sus artists and I would appreciate if he kept that stuff private.
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>>67109981
>>67110116
>>67110159
You all are so obsessed with skin colour.
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>>67109979
>"anything else?" she asks
Yeah can you wrap up that doe behind the counter with the rope to go? Thanks.
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>>67110197
I like several black/brown artists, Clawweddrip for instance, I just don't like blacked or bbc shit.
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>>67109981
who is this fag and what the fuck is this shit. is this guy supposed to be one of our top writefags rn???
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>>67109547
>she finally finds the problem and remembers what she was there for, to wake you up
>"I'm sorry..." as she sprints towards whatever monster has caused this
>man has to stand by and watch her fight, powerless to stop whatever is happening
>finally lands a hit with dream breaker
>entire world disappears in a flash of light
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>>67109547
>Sorry Sybil, I can only spend a third of my time with you daily now instead of literally all the time.

That's call coming back from the honeymoon.
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>>67110249
Then why are you all complaining about what a random twitter artist does outside this thread just because someone decided to post their art here.
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>>67110207
Why are does on bondage so hot?
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>>67110332

You gotta knock off this stalker shit, man. Especially this obsessing over who follows who thing.
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no seriously is this ironic or something
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>>67110259
>>67110405
there's something seriously wrong with people that have self insert human OCs
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>>67110360
I would post the /k/ screencap of the reason but its technically human male on female feral
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>>67110428
Named self inserts in general I'd say
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>>67110353
Cope. Checking his X he has some great human on anthro art. I'm going to post some of it and you can't do anything about it but complain and seethe.
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>>67110497
>TCD is a manslut
It's over...
It's over...
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>>67110428
there is if its this weird and blatant. he has the same level of ego and lack of self-awareness as your average xitter 'sonafag, but instead its just funneled into this bug-eyed self insert. there's some decent art here and there but knowing where it comes from kinda ruins it.
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>>67110529
>comparing furry porn to hmofa
???
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The tranq darts do nothing!
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I can't get off to pictures of female anthros unless it includes my meticulously crafted literally me but he's an army veteran with a big farm and a truck and and he doesn't need glasses he has blue eyes and he owns lots of guns he learned to shoot in the army and he's ripped and can beat up or snipe anyone even Sasuke (and he's not gay bro I'm not gay) all furry girls love him and they are his wifes OC I spent $2400 on.
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>>67110555
they're an aphrodisiac...
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Oh look, if you go far enough back in his timeline you can see he use to browse 4chan.
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>>67110555
There ain't nothin clever about what she's about to do to him.
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>>67110555
>>67110572
PLAP
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>>67110556
lmao ya this is exactly the kind of vibe i get from him. this guy is supposedly thirty and has either regressed or failed to grow up from this petulant need to directly insert himself into everything.

oh, and dont forget his literally TWELVE-INCH LONG COCK AND BALLS
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>>67110631
>12 inch long balls
Horrifying
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>>67110305
haven't you woken up from a dream and wished you had it again?
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>>67110608
My mistake. I don't read the stories here so I wasn't paying attention to the named writefags.
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>>67110555
>>67110592
No! My raptor ptsd!
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>>67110555
>>67110592
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>>67110646
because i have, and it almost always involved waifurs. i spend every night trying to manifest more of those dreams.
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>>67110702
Total Brapoid Death
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>Your cool gator boss is back
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>>67110555
THOSE AREN'T TRANQ DARTS ANON!

THEY'RE HORNY DARTS!
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>>67110673
I have to GET OFF THIS PLANE! The Raptors on it are FLIRTING WITH MEEEEEE
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>>67110429
Yeah I think I know what you talking about
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>>67110673
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>>67110865
/k/ went so hard for the waifurs they accepted the only reality there is in the worst way
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>>67110751
To the gas chamber with you.
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>>67110768
That looks like a gharial not a gator. Which is a croc.
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>wake up
>open thread
>it's a shitfest
>again
I must say, shit threads are entertaining when you just lay back and watch the chaos ensue.
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>>67109406
I finger her until she fills my palm with warm piss and love jucies
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>>67109406

Sybil enters the dream of an old man dying in his sleep. He regals Sybil with his experiences and regrets to encourage her to try and make time for herself. As he dies the landscape around him goes dark bit by bit like someone shutting off the lights in a warehouse.

Then she dances for him or something.
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>>67110405

That is not a great Tracer model. Definitely below the standard
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>>67111031
>Then she dances for him or something
She dances WITH him, ballroom style, as the lights go out
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>>67110555
>Those Ngen bastards set us up!
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Summoning Doctor Pussycat to my place so she can teach me about sex and hairy armpits (she's french)
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>>67110875
>Tell me about Awoo! Why does she wear the fluff?
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>>67110608

Don't give him anymore attention. He is some Twitter psycho that thinks looking at old tweets is a secret power.
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>>67110646

Yes, but I also know I can take naps and sleep again.
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>>67111188
I would like to do paizuri on her.
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>>67109406
Sybil kicks me in the balls and I fucking die, during my last seconds I think over the choices I made in my life and consider how different things could've been but regrets are for faggots
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>>67111188

Isn't that the whole point of the show?
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>>67111276

I watched all those videos of that guy last night. Great stuff
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>>67111324
It was for season 1, but season 2 was just seeing how many references and fetishes the creator could fit into the season
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>>67111365
NO MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS PERFECTLY FINE.
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>>67111133
Old Sybil and old anon dancing for one last time would hit the feels like a bitch;.
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>>67111368
>but season 2 was just seeing how many references and fetishes the creator could fit into the season

Sounds like totally spies without the nudity
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>>67111699
How many people do you think that show permanently fucked up?
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How many fetishes in the show were actually his personal ones?
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>>67111743
literally who?
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>>67111743

I thought a person could only have like one or two. Surely a man isn't so perverted that he has enough to fill two whole seasons of a show, surely!
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>>67111743
I'm willing to bet almost all of them
>>67111808
He made Peepoodo, the thing Dr. Pussycat is from
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>>67111743
honestly none, he must be mostly into exhibionism but thats it, his show is pretty sexually open and has no fear to desintesize with the human body
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if i made a piece of media, it would be about furry girls getting pauziried on by human males
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>>67112614
not human men and fuzzy women holding hands?
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>>67112653
they would do that to power up the paizuri, like the secret forbidden technique
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>>67112665
you know, i can get behind that
I can practically feel the fuzzy tits now
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you ever just see an image and feel compelled to jack off to it? This image does that to me. Evil kitsune magic got to me.
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Hey hmofa!
It's the 4th of July!

https://magma.com/d/76t8xerj_l
https://magma.com/d/76t8xerj_l
https://magma.com/d/76t8xerj_l

What would be the ideal 4th of July for your waifur?
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I lied, I did draw something for 4th of July.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCdPXeyQLI
>>67113089
Piece of shit I was going to post my solo drawing, but I guess her ideal would just be the average classic 4th of July experience, fireworks, grilling, and beer.
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>>67113123
Can she make a mean hamburger with a side of freedom fries?
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>>67113167
She puts you on grill duty because that's the man's job, but she will be very critical of your grilling and nag you that she could do better if you fuck up at all.
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>>67108299
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>>67104258
AAAA I HATE DV HE BECAME TOO GOOD TOO FAST I AM SO JEALOUS
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>>67106420
I saw some art of her sucking some dick on a human male a few weeks ago in the /co/ threads
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>>67113400
become too good too fast too
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>>67113400
>>67113423
>what is positive feedback loop
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>>67113430
Explain
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>>67113493
yes please explain, im learnding to draw too and id like to learn faster
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>>67113515
>artist makes drawing whether it be good or bad
>gets praise for it or people ask for more
>artist does more
>if this loops artist gets more motivation and drive to keep drawing
>artist experiments more and gets praise artist starts to push further and get better in the process
This simple trick in art and writing communities makes artist and writers create more thus inspiring future creators. This creates a constant stream of content and improvement.

The inverse is also true if you belittle or ignore artist/writers they will slowly stop making content or really improving because they lose motivation and drive to do so, for some people this could be less true, but for most people this is how creative brains work. When you're a creator you are creating things for people to enjoy, if you get the idea or perception that what you make isn't getting enjoyed you are probably going stop doing it.
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>>67113650
i draw this and got a few compliments which felt nice, definitely made me want to draw more
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my waifur is making my legs shake like crazy, who knew wolves were this needy. this bitch always keeps going even after i nut, she’s trying to kill me! nah fr though, i need to increase my squat max so i can carry her in the store for a longer period of time while she grabs her favorite snacks. did i mention i have a loaded firearm and have multiple warrants out for my arrest?
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eventually ill be good enough to draw waifurs doing things and I will take requests
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>>67113676
I know, shocking right?
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You're at the beach with your waifur. She just bought an ice cream cone from a refreshment stand and the top scoop just fell off. It sits there, slowly melting into the sand in the summer heat, and your waifur starts to cry. But you aren't going to buy her another one. Why? Why aren't you going to buy her another one Anon?
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>>67113650
Full on pseudery.
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Ass!
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>>67113910
How?
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>>67106648
>Why do they never do this. Are they afraid?
I don't believe they even think about it even as they write a soft-romcom plot. Ways of thinking has to be learned.
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I know this seems retarded as shit, but I have a basic bitch Huion tablet and I can't draw for shit. Would it make sense to learn to draw on that in Krita or is it even more retarded than having a tablet that only gathers dust?
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>>67113994
Use that tablet and Krita to draw a crude drawing of your favorite waifur NOW!
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>>67113994
I have a huion screen tablet and draw on csp and ive been learning to draw on paper too
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>>67114013
>NOW!
Can't, phoneposting rn to kill time
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>>67113650
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>>67113676
Keep at it I see some of your stuff and give it a reply when I can.
>>67113994
Why not. I don't let having no tablet stop me from trying.
>>67113650
Kind of true.
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>>67114212
>Why not.
The whole "you should start learning on paper" bit.
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>>67114212
What is that faceless man doing to that waifur?
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Happy Freedom' Day my fellow Americans
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>>67114244
This was one of my first hmofa related drawings I've ever done, it's basically chicken scratch. You get better over time if you keep at it, helps when you have a waifur you really like, anons give advice, or even getting told to keep it up.
>>67114261
Paws up. Beans out. Get Booped.
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>>67113839
What do you mean I'm not gonna buy my waifur another cone?
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I simply have the wrong kind of autism for art and struggle to visualize anything no matter how many times I've attempted to learn to draw
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>>67114382
have you try using references?
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>>67110429
>the /k/ screencap
There's like 3 or 4.
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>>67110259
>can choose anything to arm his self insert OC
>picks Poorfag State Arsenal Gen3 Glock Clone and Shitfield Ain't
Poorfags can't help themselves.
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>>67114497
and all of them are fake and gay
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>>67114306
Ruby if she dragon
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>>67106191
>>67106420
God I want a rubberhose waifur to domesticate. I want a nasty bitch who gets off to paying taxes, getting old together, stable relationships and choosing what fridge to pick out for the new house.
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>>67106648
Was that IF movie any good? I want to see it eventually, but I wasn't about to sit in the theater for it.
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Reminder, the possum is the primary predator of ticks.
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>>67114424
NTA, but I am literally so retarded that for a while I thought using references was akin to tracing. I don't know why, it just didn't occur to me referencing has been the foundation of art since the Renaissance. That's why a bit of learning about art history is important too.
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How are you anons doing?
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love a girl who can fill up a doorway
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>>67115048
Anon, tracing itself is an entirely valid way to learn how to draw things, it's only bad when you trace sometihng to try and pass it off as professional well done art, it being part of the learning process is completely fine
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>>67115090
you don't learn shit though
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Tracing can create some top tier art
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>>67115107
Not true, really, it's a pretty normal way to learn about how to break up more complicated shapes into simpler ones, as well as just practicing some repetition if you're into that. It's a perfectly fine and normal thing to do as long as you're not just tracing 24/7 and freehand things too
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>>67109547
Wow, that's a really good elevator pitch for a story. Like the kind of thing you'd see made into a movie 50 years ago on a cheap budget.

In hindsight that sounds like Jacob's Ladder minus the hell part.
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>>67115107
As an addendum, hardcore referencing is just as bad for you as tracing is if you're not actually learning *why* the lighting does what it does or how anatomy works and stuff like that
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Dating a fluffy girl isn't always sunshine and rainbows
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>>67115205
Imagine the hair on your furniture.
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>>67115205
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>>67115281
She actually looks sad
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>>67115581
not a good sign for anon
dogs should be happy to see their loved ones 100% of the time
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>Snakes have many subtle ways to show when they want something
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>>67115281
>>67115581
From the source:

>Yeesh... This takes place a few months into their friendship, maybe during the 3rd real date-date. They've gone out as friends plenty of times before though. Especially as a group with Lori.

>Poor Robin was left waiting for an hour because Anon accidentally got on the wrong bus. Just as she was about to give up and leave... Anon showed up.

>She understood he didn't mean for things to go the way they did... But that didn't stop it from hurting like hell. She wanted so badly to chew him out exclusively in VAC but had to slow down and include CASL - >only making her more upset because now everybody in the mall could see exactly what they were saying. Having a human in your friend group was already enough of an attention grabber!

>The entire exchange didn't last more than 2 minutes. She fought back tears the entire time and finally decided to leave before she made a complete fool of herself in front of hundreds of others.


>VAC - Verbal Anthro Common, the shared language between all anthros
>CASL - Common Anthro Sign Language, the language used to bridge verbal communication gaps between species when VAC is not possible, because not all species have the same vocal capabilities.
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>>67115667
And then the hemipenis comes out
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>>67108220
No Anon I want to throw tea into the ocean with you
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>>67115690
/hfur/ is the other way anon
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Day 1 of No Human Men
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>>67115801
At least you're posting scalies with tits.
Some people want their lizard girls flat chested. Those people will happily sit on their wive's eggs.
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>>67108209
>tea drinking
>funny accent
>stop posting
Okay now that's mean, what did we ever do to you?
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>>67090933
The weak shall fear the STRONG.
Fucking pussies on my hmofa, will get SHARTED ON
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>>67115807
Anthros are known to become dangerous when deprived of humies; I predict civil strife will soon follow as society breaks down.
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>>67115889
>"I'm stronger because I literally eat shit."
This is bassically what you've said
>>67115685
Cute!
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>>67111365
>>67111276
He will be buried with full honors in "The Tomb Of The Bass Boosted Soldier".
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>>67115807
>>67115891
>Get sent in as a state assigned bf
>Not because they’ll become violent, but because all the constant howling and yowling of anthrocels is annoying everyone
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>>67115052
Nice birb.
>>67115059
I already do that by myself being as tall as I am.
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>>67113676
Praise can be motivating but just remember that the biggest motivation should come from your own enjoyment of the art. My first 100 drawings here were on paper and they weren't particularly popular. Even with good or funny drawings it can be a roll of the dice. At this stage in your journey you just need to keep observing and drawing and you'll get better naturally.
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phox
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>>67115889
She needs a diaper.
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ozark waifurs
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>>67109979
do tomboy does wear antlers as a fashion statement? would that be considered cross-dressing?
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>>67109547
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Pure hmofa kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsHgim4SJ4
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>>67116639
i wish i could be a hot anthro babes lil bro mascot
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I am convinced that 99% of possumgirl art was drawn by an ugly troon
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>>67116740
>The copy was returned on time
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>>67115826
I like booba, also how will our little half-humans eat? They (me) need snilk
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Holy fucking shit
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>>67115889
are you the same fucker who irrupted the /snoot/ threads with barp and diaper fetish?
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Today is the birthday of our favorite /hmofa/ girl, Olivia! She dates a human guy!
Hope you like the animation

https://x.com/vwallacebrother/status/1808885951474581833
https://youtu.be/-SUrzhvO42Y?si=K9ZjyRK-0TMq3zbr
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>>67117076
Lmao what?
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>>67117095
Shill this game all you want I'm still not going to play it
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>>67117095
If only I understood Spanish
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>>67117301
the song is croating the tweet caption is in spanish and english.
i put english subtitles in the video if you need help
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>>67117095
Love Gator.
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>>67116949
D E L E T
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>>67117095
did I miss some drama about wani or something? Ehat's with the random hostility this game gets when someone brings it up?
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>>67104797
>>67104907
I'm sorry, but even the cleverest of girls are nonplussed as to the meaning of this transcript.
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>>67117533
It's one guy anon...
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>>67117533
The dev team hired for the game was a bunch of discord users
You piece it from there
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>>67117556
Fair enough, haven't been in the thread for a while and it's hard to keep up with what's bait and what isn't
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>>67117612
>dragon maid
>just an anime girl with a tail

>kemono friends
>just human girls in costumes with animal prints/patterns/themes on them
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FUCK I accidentally turned off my PC
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>>67117646
Kemono friends is extra egregious since it's barely even monster girl, a lot of the animal stuff is straight up just clothes. at least the dragon maid girls HAVE a dragon form
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would YOU a cheetah with a scary western father?
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BARACK OBAMA TURNED INTO AN ANTHRO TURN ON CNN
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>>67117701
the fanart is cute though
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>>67117721
neck yourself skinbitchposter
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my taskbar's saying i should discover Boston
the eagles demand I leave the isles behind and throw the tea
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>>67117777
PATRIOTIC QUAD!
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>>67117777
>my taskbar's saying
>he didn't debloat winshit
ngmi
also checked
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>>67117748
thread is kill
you'll survive, furfaggot
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>>67117777
Built for birthing little patriots.
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>>67117819
i can't anon, if i debloat my windows my digital waifurs tits will shrink
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>>67117777
Should be the next OP
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>>67117777
Dat ass and those quads got me questioning my loyalty to His Majesty King George III...
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>>67117541
I fanum taxed a W with a THICC Hawk Tuah kitsune bih and had her GYAAT clap for my rizzler ass
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>>67117887
hawk tuah is a millennial and older meme
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>>67117777
>my taskbar's saying i should discover Boston

the fuck does this even meaning
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>>67117721
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>>67117857
You know what Anon? Do whatever you want, I don't care. You wanna use a computer from the Exorcist, that's just fine, it's not my problem.
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>sit down to write
>fap instead
It's over.
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>>67116949
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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>>67117942
Windows is trying to coax him into using internet explorer, or whatever it's called now, to look up boston so they can get ad revenue
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>>67117983
so real
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>>67118017
I think edge is their current browser no one uses unless forced to
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I know this is AI slop but I'm surprised how far free AI gen sites have come.
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>>67117095
Happy birthday day :)
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>>67111368
Season 2 was the better one so its okay.
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>>67118038
There's a general on this board dedicated to churning out better furry aislop, do not doubt the power of weaponized autism
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>>67111188
Doc you gotta stop posting here.
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>>67118017
I don't know how anybody could've interpreted that meaning. Anon sounded drunk.
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>>67118031
can't even fully uninstall that shit, a good 4/5ths of win10/11 is malware at this point.
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>>67116949
Where is this?
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>>67118038
The era of autistic artists is coming to an end
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>>67117978
>>67117949
Would you date them anon?
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New thread:
>>67118214
>>67118214
>>67118214
Remember to hide and ignore all bait and off-topic posts.
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>>67118039
I wanna pound that sweet ass, NGL DESU SENPAI
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>>67118245
No. Because there's too many insane animals in that universe. You'd actually have to go out & kill a few of them if you wanted to be happy.
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>>67118143
There are modded installers that cut out a lot of crap but the tweaks they make can be easily ruined by poking the wrong settings or running installers for software with lots of dependencies. Linux is probably the better answer but I want my games to work without any fucking around.
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>>67118245
I am going to pee on Petunia.
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>>67118403
same but the way things are going I'm probably going to force myself to move to some relatively retard-proof linux version after they fully axe support for 10 (because there's no way in fuck I'm moving to 11)
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>>67118533
My new laptop came with Win11 on it.
It's not horrible. Seems a bit bloaty though, but if you get linux the only difference there is that you do all the bloat yourself downling shit package after shit package, and nowadays most of the stuff you need to get linux working is made by windows anyways.
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>>67118533
>>67118603
I'm kinda interested in modded win11 but there are some specific win10 tweaks I make for the sake of performance on my older processor.
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>>67118143
Edge can be deleted by just deleting it's installation folder, it's unprotected and Windows forgets it even had Edge in the first place. Modern Windows isn't as locked down as people think it is, under the hood it's still Windows NT dating back to the 90's.



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