/haha/ i hate myselfhell in a celleditionlast thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/67095199/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft: 51.81.62.131
its 3 am and your pubby bf wants… something. what does he want?
hello im back did you miss meok now you say "this is an anonymous website i dont know who you are"
i think im gonna go stick things in my butt
can i watch i haven't wossed yet
>>67107862i dunno i never had a bf. ... .....
>>67108005but its really late
>>67107862needs GM permission for some of his character choices
I'm winningthis is winning
winning is also getting kicked from the house md watchparty I guess
>>67108066outside of the pokemon cards, i can't recognize any of the things on his shelf
>>67108095I don't understand what does general motors have to do with anything?
>>67107862bepis
>>67108066i want to take a shower and well they're already i there haha
yeen moment
>>67108134It's a CarPG
>>67107862probably needs to go outside
can you explain heat pumps to me
>>67108279no
is a heat pump the same as a penis pump
what about peet pumps
fun fact you can make a penis pump really easily with a hand held vacuum pump like for bleeding brakes and a long thin glass
is the office (US) actually funny or am i being lied to by specific clips fed to me by the YouTube algorithim
>>67108414no
>>67108414the first few seasons are pretty fun desu
>>67108414I watched a couple episodes and thought it sucked.
>>67108389the only reason i know that a brake bleeder is is because of penis pumps they don't do anything that special though
foxhole
>>67108503same haha
cute brown twink/femboy.....
>>67108279yes
thanks everyone for joining house md tonightplease do let me know if it gets boring or we need a break from it or whatevergoodnight sleep well love you
>>67108601thank you im living for this right now its my main activity outside of workif nothing else im gonna rewatch burn notice alone in a beamstream once we watch all of housegoodnight lesbians you too
>>67108040me neither but i love the puppy and kitty boyfriends mint cashew draws they give me little pictures of what it might be like to have one… especially a cool one a really cool one like a possy one…>>67108095he wants to know if the errata is okay to use and he found a really cool article in a magazine or website run by the company that publishes the game and he was wondering if he could start with one of the items they list? its for starting characters and not too overpowered he promises!>>67108180one of two possible answers>>67108271the other answer (but they have toilets in furry world so he wants to go outside with you and kiss under the stars or go to a late late late night food place)
i guess there's no chat to say your goodbyes in hyperbeam
sleepover with your bro but with lots of gay romantic/sexual tension
>>67108601>>67108616goodbye possies it was fun watching with you !!
>>67108570deserve tall handsome white bf
so mant re-possts
i really hate the way i looki guarantee it
>>67107862he wants sleep cuddles so much hes willing to be assertive for ithes facing his fears and telling you to your face with eyecontact that hes ready to sleep so you need to get in bed with him
anthro con tomorrow and nooo im not going haha why would i go haha i dont know anyone or have money to fly or for a hotel haha haha haha
>>67108817pubby bf is so brave to ask for sleep cuddles like that! he probably got them after a brief pause for teeth brushing goodnight kissing etc. and both pubbys had really good dreams about fun future events like taking a trip to the beach and going swimming together.
>>67108755cute brown twink/femboy bf to cook traditional things he grew up having for you and to try and teach you words from his native language and giggle as you try your best to pronounce them and probably butcher it while trying to learn for him and he calls you stuff like papi and and other nice things that you don't understand and and
four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as its number
>>67109269to?
>>67109269cinco…….
>>67108573*looks up at you*
>>67109269twemnty.....
>>67109269neat
3 711 buffalo chicken rollers and 4 busch tallboys are tonights dinner
>>67108681awkward
ok bro im ready for bed!!! man that was a fun rave huh we gotta hit more of those!
>>67109344When a liquid boils into a gas, it absorbs energy in the form of heat. When a gas condenses into a liquid, it releases energy in the form of heat. You can boil/condense a substance by increasing or decreasing its temperature, but you can also do it by decreasing or increasing the pressure the substance is under. A heat pump works by reducing the pressure on a liquid until it boils, absorbing heat, then pumping the resulting gas somewhere else and compressing it until it condenses, releasing the heat. This way, heat is moved from one place to another.
>>67109487thanks
>>67109344this is so scary
>>67107862edibles
>>67108681that's why i stopped having them
mogged my way out of getting in trouble on the construction site today. it feels bittersweet
ooo heard a few not a fireworks, i wonder who died
>>67109897were you chewing on the supports like a beaver cutting a tree
>>67109897same...
tell me about banewhy does he wear the mask
>>67110123he’s in chronic pain and needs constant anesthesia or whatever to function
>>67110172chronic bane....
a lot of loyalty for a hired poss
>>67110172me too
>>67108744and they were
>>67109482go shower first you mollyhead
nopossy loves me
>>67110328……..>>67110395he did those are his only clean clothes he brought to wear as jammies and hes sweaty bc its really hot in your bedroom turn the ac on!
I love you poss
i HATE you poss
>>67110750
https://files.catbox.moe/l2xqdg.mp4
well? did you?
>>67110878this is good
>>67110878i really like the poss on the piano
>>67110979this one?
>>67110989no close this one but i llike that one too
>>67111056oh yeah that one is good too
>>67111085wow rare angle
>>67111085thanks you too
>>67111097i love that anglehe looks so smug
is the good doctor worth watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wjr9Jnly_E
>>67111283It's House but instead of being Becker it's some autistic kid from the fraction of a second I seen. >autismo gets shut down because he's an intern or something BUT he's autistic and figures it out!!!>and he's fighting to be recognized something something Just watch House pull a lightbulb out of a guys ass and diagnose him cancer
>>67111614why can't real autists be like thisinstead we get autists obsessed with trains and bubsy 3d and shit
>>67111762we probably doi'm a pretty gigantic retard though so i'm completely separated from any circles that discuss contemporary intellectuals and researchers. everyone feels retarded nowadays but that's probably because i just surround myself with them lmao
>>67111762>instead we get autists obsessed with trainsYeah and those poor fucks can't get jobs with what they're obsessed with despite their fucking innate autistic ability to fix public transport and interstate freight. Do you really think an autist can act on the spot in a situation in which a person is dying and make a split second decision to save a nigga no matter the single issue? The autists in medical fields are specialists which are consulted on shit because that one guy can explain every atom that the persons heart is made of.
hehe, cow tools
yeeners looks like this
>>67112212Stick to stylized jesus fucking christ abort that abomination
I'm sooo fucking bored.
. . . . .
>>67111762Being Autistic is hard, you get to know stuff and what not but cant get a job or look people in the eye
i keep touching my dick and smelling my fingers and wanting to jerk offthis is a problem because my dick is smelliest when i've already came today and i'm not actually horny i just want to eat my cum and sniff my dick
>>67112741how about you take a shower you filthy animal
i ju
>>67112801raccy loves food and loves company give him both and he will finally be happy
>>67112773i shower once a week, just water, no soap or shampoo
>>67112396racist cat racist cat
>>67112816sup asmongold how you doing
>>67112913who
>>67112235cool it with the yeenphobic remarks
what if yeenbut tubby
gee i wonder what will happen today
happy fourth of july amerika ^__^
i'm too autistic to make friends or be socialeverybody hates me and the way i talk and the things i say
>>67112913no shampoo because no hair
Stefán Karl Stefánsson diesd six years ago what the fuck
the duality of poss
>>67113134
>>67113127thank you miss america for destroying this antipatriot
>>67112212imagine the smell
then wash him
yeen bathwater :3
i wish i was girls kitties
i wish i had breakfast
i wish I had friends
telling myself i just need a meal and then im ready for the millionth time
I still have no idea what Zenless Zone Zero's game play looks like. I only know that Lycaon dresses like a slut.
pbf who goes to the store a day before the 4th to pick up a peach pie before theyre all gone and its one of the really good ones without fillers or butter replacements and you both tear into it like cats playing with a mouse toy
>why hasn't this thread even gotten close to red numbers in 7 hours>it's 4th of julyBlow a thumb off you backstabbing sluts. What losers you are, spending an event with friends and family.Die
>>67114090its 6am
>>67114090its barely even light out in some parts of america poss. everyone is eeping.
>>67114090I'm still here...Wishing I was in the right place to celebrate 4th of July...
>>67114099>>67114101>>67114104stop posting fireworks videoswhy's it always 3 when I shitpost
>euposses can't comprehend timezonesstrange
likepossbroswhy is it always three
>>67114144Maybe there's only three europosses
>>67113746what if yeen perfume"essence of butter"by yeeners
>>67111113this is why ever since medieval times they call posses "diabola in musica" true
>>67114202nah it's some sekrit club
>>67114144
>>67114116so true bestie
>>67114289me as racc
>>67114111nobody posted a fireworks video though…
post the most bf coded image you have
>>67114512
me…….
>>67114560haha wowits so funny when these things get put into words
>>67113781ok i got breakfastsaw my receipt and had to make this image
>>67114611>soda for breakfast ewwww
>>67114617soba is a staple of the possdiet
>>67114617>yeah anyways so can i get a grande mocha frappuccino with oat milk, 2 pumps of caramel, and extra whipped cream?
the only appropriate ways for an adult to drink calories are alcohol and milk
if you get sweet coffee they say you fat or basicif you get unsweet coffee they say you boring or autistic technology does not yet allow me to transform my pp into a horse pp and force all useless hate posters to gag on ita dark and evil world in which suffering is the norm
>>67114676God I love milk so much
>>67114644why are you getting caramel sauce with a chocolate coffee smoothie and oat milk with regular whipped cream why
>>67114706are you autistic
>>67114693they will put you in a box and label it, no matter whatits the only way they can feel superior to other people
>>67114712no i just hate that particular flavor combination it sounds sub par. if youre drinking a big delicious ice cream dont get oat milk thats like diet soda with a whole pizza and chocolate/caramel is shit because theyre going to overwhelm each other and you wont be able to taste either very well. if it was salted caramel i could see it but caramel sauce? what a waste.
cat milk
>>67114742yes youre autistic because ive never went to starbucks in my life i just said random shit and you're overthinking it
For me? It's a latte with whole milk and no sugarAbout a litre thanks
poss can i have a thousand dollars so i can buy all the sims dlc
>>67114753no!!! i have standards!!! that is a good thing!!!
>>67114790and youre applying those standards to a hypothetical strawman word salad that doesn't actually mean anythingTISM
>>67114560cowards
I got my visa appointment letter!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67114818time to get back to Cairo as quick as possible
no one cares man
does maid have 0 real friends or what
>>67110717thank you
>>67114818congrats next year you can celebrate the 4th as a true patriot
>>67112396shinji...
>>67114818what does that mean poss a visa appointment to where? are you getting interviewed or what kind of visa is it i dont understand but im happy for you!!!!!
>>67114932I really can! Haha my heart is going to explode haha>>67114950To 'merica!
if you post about having a bf... im stealing something from your house !!!
listening to Dm6add9 > Am9 over and over
what in marsupial brains causes them to enjoy and seek out caves and pouches and other quartered and sheltered areasis it like a gene in their DNA or a neuron thing or does jesus impart the behavior onto them?
>>67115222this is literally my wosser and my foreskin
did foxmusk rebrand or what
do NOT touch me
>>67114818the first poss to make it to America may there be many more
>the first possit only takes oneto kill and eat
>>67115377I am not the first! But yes may there be many more
>>67115384kill and eat what
>>67115364*touches you*
>>67115384experts...
mfw i uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm uhhhhh
>>67115406can we get the biba experts on here
>>67115239same but more moist rn
i kissed 4 people this year so faram i a slut
Can someone FUCKING greencard me please?
>>67115591requesting this too
maidy how long did you wait for greencard
>>67115606I haven't got that yet but like uhh two years and a bit depending on how this goes I guess
ok poss here it is 2-10 months late, the doughnut room. the hot now sign was on but it looks like they had it all about wrapped up so not many were left in action. hopefully i got all of my ugly mug out of the window!
the holiday faire doesnt look so fresh this year, i must have got the remains of the last batch before they were too lazy to decorate any more
and because everyone knows some aunt with a fundraiser card, the freebie OGs, got some fried rat tail on one but the rest seem nice and shiny. its just too bad i cant share them with the posshouse
>>67115864nice combover lol
>>67115864that's a great looking doughnut room
i got that dog in me
>>67115904thanks, once i got out of high school i knew i had to do something with it, so now instead of combing it straight down i go to the side!>>67115942it always smells so good in there, ill probably steal one of the fresh ones before i have to take them to the family later, theyll be cold by then
>>67115864did i miss the krispy context?
>>67116106i just promised poss a pic some time ago, and finally had a chance
>>67114966wait for real??? what kind of visa??? thats so fucking cool poss where in ‘merica are you gonna go???
>>67116213thats really sweeti hope they see it
>>67115470
>>67115864I REMEMBER THAT POST. YOU ACTUALLY WENT NICE NICE NICE! what did you get? did you have to get a box? i love when you get so many donuts it takes a box. feels like theyre giving you a present.>>67115874you did… beautiful… are any of those boston crème and did they taste good at least? with holiday special ones they either suck or rock never mediocre.
>>67116390A pbf visa and I'm going to Idaho
>>67115883top left is the perfect donut. like the idealized dream of a donut. eerie. im glad you had a successful trip!!! thanks for remembering poss i assumed life got in the way and so on but thats cool as fuck. really clean looking donut room too. hygienic.
https://x.com/opossumposting_/status/1808294760039215434stupiiiiid!
>>67116437whoa… pbf visa to idaho… each thing has two meanings… enjoy the natural beauty and being able to yell about your constitutional rights!!! my favorites are the ninth and tenth bc they were pretty forward thinking for the time but its really funny to invoke the third at people who dont know we even have it.
>>67116482Umm... the one about quartering soldiers?
forgot to finish my drink...set it down to cool and then forgot and left....its gonna be gross when i get back 12 hours from now....
>>67116437i thought u were married so isn't it a ph visa?
>>67116601pbf bounces off the tongue better
>>67116400is this reel?
are they serious?
im on my organization arcgonna buy a desk and chair and cabinet drawer thing and clean my goshdarn room
>>67116670What did you do, poss?
>>67116424lets see, the chocolate ones are custard, i think, which is close to boston creme but im not sure if thats a dunkin specific one or not, the others are raspberry and im not so sure whats in the special ones, i cant eat them yet, but if its anything like the halloween ones ive had before it may just be icing, but who knows! i think the blue ones are just a regular donut with icing in the middle. and i remembered, hehe, and then i remembered they do the holiday thing and figured now would be the perfect chance
>>67116778my threadhttps://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/36394173/
>>67116778it's the catposter who thinks it is funny to be anti trans on a website that is 99% anti trans and spends all day making le epic troll threads
>>67116794Okay, got it. I understand your view, but suckerpunching isn't really going to change anyone's mind. It's just annoying. Use a little more subtlety next time.>>67116824I thought that might be the case, but I had to ask to be sure.
>>67116723bibanian debil
might spend a lot of money on somethin retarbed
>>67116939You gonna tell us what it is?
>>67117042mtg cards
>>67117049are you going to buy the furry packs
>>67117061yessss
>>67117061the what
>>67117079the next standard mtg set is all animal ppl
>>67117049i like the gathering but i don't have any friends so can't really justify collecting trading card game cards
>>67112086
>>67117099go on...
good morning posses how are you today and also happy 4th
>>67117049That's cool. I was going to blow money on Colt merch, or some new grips. I don't really need either.
>>67117149they haven't shown the full set yet
>>67117309i wonder if poss will make an appearanceor maybe martis this still free to play online? maybe i'll try it out again...
>>67114818Congrats, baka. I'm still waiting for mine so I'm super jealous of you
>>67117333They just added the first possum type in the last set so maybe hahaI am also hoping for a mart thoughMTGA still exists but it's kinda grindy
>>67117374there is NO WAY this is real posses...?
>>67117374poss lookin goofy as hell
>>67117374MASSIVE possy
>>67116724after much deliberation and looking around, i have spent 127 dollarsheres to next thursday when i get my next paycheck its ramen and water time
>>67117374>saddleddo you mean EQUIPPED?
>>67117422i hope it treats you well poss good job and good luck
>>67117367I have felt the same jealously honestly haha, it's such an awful wait!Hope yours comes through super quick and maybe one day we can have a celebration of expat posses
i tried sleeping but it only lasted for an hour and a half and i woke up in a sweat and feeling like shit nice great no this is waht i wanted
>>67117455its gonna treat us all well im gonna play games with you all!
>>67117464exposses...
>>67117542uh oh is someone cranky after his nap?
https://youtube.com/shorts/-b2zpA2F4d4happy forfa juli
>>67117187im ready to not get any sleep tonight
i havent held a conversation with a human being in monthsevery time ive tried it just immediately devolves into petulant shit talking like >>67117586i dont get it, everyone is just an awful piece of shit 100% of the time and everyone is just becoming worse as time goes on
that's literally so sad
>>67117692boohoo
@67117542@67117586@67117692@67117729same fag
im the autechre of possums
>>67117692A lot of people enjoy shit talking each other for fun. Keeps everyone's ego in check.
im the motivational corporate powerpoint music of possums
oh great now we have maid2
>>67117692oh sorry i was just making a funny anonymous postignore my posts i dont put much effort into them im on the bus right now
>>67117951>each otherare the operative wordsim too autistic for it, there's nothing fun about itjust being a piece of shit and punching down on me to make himself feel betterand im tired of it being 100% of my interactions
>>67117692>someone makes a regular offhand response >EVERYONE IS JUST AN AWFUL PIECE OF SHIT 100% OF THE TIME the problem may be in your perception of the world around you poss, you are not surrounded by awful, it comes from within thus affecting everything around you
she makes these kind of posts when she's bored, it's better to just ignore her and not enable it.
>>67118012Just laugh about it. We're all retards that need to be taken down a peg once in a while.>>67118093I'm bored enough to replay and enable it.
>maid>she>herOkay you delusional tranny faggot
it's actually (you) dear :)
>>67118154it's not funny, it's just childish bullshit>someone makes a regular offhand responsejust an unwarranted insult insinuating that i'm a babyhow is that a regular response? to what is it responding to? a random comment that has nothing to do with him?>We're all retards that need to be taken down a peg once in a while.no, we aren't. i don't know why you would think this.the people who post here have been brought down all of the pegs since childhood, when are you going to grow up and not be awful for your own ego's sake?
>>67118237you're talking to someone who isn't really a poss and has at best just hung around here for a whilethey don't get it poss, they never will
>>67118154iodine?
>>67117951a lot of people enjoy talking shit about others. not each other. others. they lose their minds when you talk shit back. suddenly they're the victim when you're doing literally the exact same thing they just did. isn't that funny
>oh but you deserve it when i talk shit to you because i don't like you. i like me so i don't think i deserve to get shit talked back. that's just wrong
>>67116517yeah! nobody ever remembers that one. no soldiers bunking in the house!!!>>67116784icing and chocolate custard are both delicious fillings good picks poss good picks! they look delicious enjoy them enjoy them eat them savor them e t c . !!!
>>67117099Imagine: Critters… they named a pack after what i do all day… i didnt even get any ROYALTIES!!!!!
>>67118269>they lose their minds when you talk shit backi didn't talk shit back to him, i didnt say anything to him>suddenly they're the victim when you're doing literally the exact same thing they just did.i didn't shittalk them what the fuck>>67118286what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>67118305critters more like SHITTERS!
>>67118317>what the fuck is wrong with you peopleempathy, sincerity, and a genuine interest in the world around us
>>67118317chill out with us a little bit poss you're all wound up tight
>>67118161what is this poss pouring?
>>67118237>just an unwarranted insult insinuating that i'm a babyPlay into it. Say something like you shit your diaper and you need him to change it. Self-deprecating humor is great.>no, we aren't. i don't know why you would think this.We are. I hope you get it one day.>>67118256I'm just some anon poss. Not a namefag.>>67118269I miss old 4chan where everyone shit talked each other all the time. And people didn't take everything so personally.
>>67108664we say our goodbye there and then in hereit is possible some of us struggle with simple goodbyesalso I need consensus, is it worth doing house tonight cause of the fourth or is everyone going to be out? I have no plans so far but if I get invited somewhere I'll probably have to cancel house, but as of right now I still plan on streaming it if enough people are still on board.
>>67118446not everyone comes here for thati get what you are saying and i agree with you mostly but there's a time and a place for joking around and there's a time and a place to be chill
>>67112212I really love this