/dft/ - Discord Fappy TalkyPost tags, talk about your fetishes, and jerk off.Plump witch editionPrevious: >>67125862
I wish a man would write smut for me and be flatttered that I got soaking wet from his words alone, I had something similar with a man before but he just blocked me and shit talked me. It makes me think men don't even want women when they do shit like this
I am just noticing fireworks!
edging hard with anon to big 2d and 3d cocks_hyooon_
>>67131769There are legions of men who would do this for a crumb of pussy but it sounds like the situation wasn't equally arousing for both parties. I think that's on you if you're actually a woman.
Holding out for Luffy!
Pro-tip: If an anon ever says a man blocked them, it's 9 times out of 10 chickn.
who's chickn and what's the lore?
>>67131769>do everything for me and be satisfied with the bare minimum returnthis has to be bait desu
>Replying to a Chickn "woe is me" post
Avafag fuckability list:KianaSaiGolu (leaky pp mode)Veri drunk mode (shows you his pp)Looni .pdf modeVerina AGP modeSunnySunlightGolumzkMoomThanaLooni samefag mode
>>67131769>It makes me think men don't even want women when they do shit like thisA lot don't, dudes here have issues with their sexuality. Shit's tragic
lolibros...
>>67131769What kind of smut.I have a problem where I can only get off to my own smut if its encouraged along by someone else, wouldn't mind doing this if our kinks line up.
>>67131932some people just gay
>>67131940Add me looniforuu
>>67131899Tragic! Many such cases!
>>67131942my kinks are paizuri nippleplay breastplay lactation and just plain fucking
Anakin: ( REDEEMED BACK TO THE LIGHT SIDE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )Veri: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING AND SEETHING ABOUT WOMEN )Jinx: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: EDITING )Hu tao: ( ALIVE )Sunny: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )Fauna anon: ( BACK FROM THEIR TRIP TO JAPAN, ASK HOW THEIR TRIP WENT! - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )Kiana: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )Thana: ( ALIVE AND SEEKING PLUMP - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )looni: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )Texas:( ALIVE CONFIRMED BY A RANDOM ANON TRASH SHITTER DOGSHIT - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )Doj: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )Kronii: ( ALIVE PLAYING GENSHIT - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )Sai: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: MILKING )Arcuzz: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )meaningseeker: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )plump: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )plumpplomp: ( DEAD - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )dokoposter: ( MIA )Terhien ( TERHI OR URUFU ): ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )AlterGOD: ( ALIVE - MILKER STATUS: NOT MILKING )
Female coomers are probably my favorite breed of women. Unfortunately most are the shittiest of shitters and you'll be bored to death by them.
>>67131993i mean same with dudescie la coomer
>>67132015Yeah I guess that's true. Most people are shitters.
>>67132015C.L.C.
>>67131973That's a fun list.
>>67131769I could write you all the smut you want, but you just wanna vc don't you~
I'm into plane fucking. Need me an F-117
>>67132082MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>67131940ToT
>>67132074Write me smut instead.>t. male anon
>>67132082With a fetish like that, guess you could say the sky is the limit.
>>67132118What if it's a space plane!
>>67131964I already have you added looni~
>>67131942so are you going to drop a tag or nah?
>>67131990I sure hope the person posting these thinks they're funny so at least someone gets something out of them
>>67132272The only thing they get out of them is getting people to talk about the people on the list.
>>67132292But why would they want that?
tight bops!
>>67131769Give me your tag. I'll read it.
>>67132305Presumably to shit up the thread
>>67132113>>67132262yay! lolibros!
>>67132272>>67132349AlterGOD: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Arcuzz: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Doj: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MINIMUM )Fauna anon: ( ASK ABOUT HIS FUTON! - SNOOZE STATUS: SNOOZING - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Jinx: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )Kiana: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MAXIMUM )Kronii: ( ALIVE AND TALKING TO CRICKET - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MINIMUM )looni: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )mary: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )Moomcutie - ( GIVE HIM TIPS WITH SOLITAIRE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MAXIMUM )plump: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )plumpplomp: ( DEAD - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )qpiddy: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: WILL LOVE BOMB YOU)raikubox: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )Sai: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Sunlight: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )Sunny: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Terhien ( TERHI OR URUFU ): ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: HIGH )Thana: ( ALIVE AND SEEKING PLUMP - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MEDIUM )Veri: ( ALIVE - FRIENDLY LEVEL: MODERATE )
>no american flag bikinis SAD!
>>67132478BIGLY!
>>67132349once you notice this is what they're doing it becomes pretty easy to ignore
Freedom!
>>67132491you indirectly reply to it
>they'reHE'S
>>67132504I'm feeling very free!
>>67132518'they' is appropriate when referring to multiple people.
>theyHE
>>67131769>do everything for me while i do nothing in returncertified womanpost
>>67132504More like Freedem titties.
>>67132562so like 99% of all subs in here?
>>67132576*Like 99% of subs anywhere regardless of gender
>>67132562more like the entirety of Dft lol
Men (not boys) should post their cocks in this thread
>>67132576>>67132601this hasn't been my experience though
>>67132604Damn, still a boy. No +1 cock for the thread.
>>67132234I'd like for you to drop yours
>>67132695I'm kind of infamous and I can be distant but here you gochickenclaw3
I've never had sex or even really kissed. Am I allowed in this thread?
im black.
>>67132744pumping
>>67132363sex NOW
>>67132740Yes!
>>67132744grippin
boom
your brain tricks you into thinking this image is moving
>tfw no bullanon to lewd with
>>67132740why not?~>>67132777loli miko...
>>67132820That picture just make me asexual
>>67132784anon forcing me to wear a usa bikini~
>>67132820>tfw bullanon
>>67132744I wonder how many black bottoms come here, there's only a few black tops. Has to be way more bottoms because if your dick isn't extra huge you're shit out of luck .
>>67132849>anon forcing me to wear a usa bikini~can't help it, sluts look best in them~
>>67132830imagine not liking slampigs>>67132852interesting... kinks?
>>67132947paizuri, blowjobs, rimming, big tits and asses, arm pits and feet, NTR/NTS to name a few
A lady I know irl posted a titty pic on Twitter
happy 4th of july everynyan
>>67132974share with the class
>>67132826>>67132777R-really? You don't think I'm a pathetic loser?
Why am I so mentally ill?
>>67132972pretty i like rimming and big butts and NTR everything else is pretty vanilla tho..
>>67132864I'm not sure but I am not one of those black bottom.
>>67133041why are you posting girls instead of cartoon domming then
>>67132991No
>>67132994I dunno, but if you figure it out let me know, maybe it's the same reason I am too.
>>67133021I have more of course but I listed the more general and important stuff to me first. I wasn't intent on typing a resume on the fly.
>>67133064himmy mommy....
>>67133070I love Nerizzler.
>>67133122She's so BAU BAUShe's so biboo tax
>>67133063Idk I just want to post women.
SHE'S SO SEXOOOOO
>>67133134Ope
So how exactly is it supposed to go when you add someone here?Like what does the dirty talk consist of?Is it just sexting?
>>67133214post your tag and find out~
>>67132978happy 4th of july from europe!
>>67133214Depends on what you want, it can be ERP, sexting, voice calling, an elaborate cammimg session
>>67133225thank u european friend>>67133214depends, depends, and depends
>>67133237how do YOU lewd with anons mary?
>>67133248kissing and cuddling and frotting
>>67133266pumping
>>67133214Depends on the anon.If you're being milked, that's usually how it is. Feeding, dirty talk- though, please give them actual reactions...at least, while you have the brain cells left.Back when I used to add anons, I would for as long as I could- but at some point, your brain just goes mush...lucky for me, they liked that.~
>>67133266take it to our dm then <3 mwah
>>67133248depends>>67133266who's your source.
I'm gonna fap, shower, then go to the gym.
>>67133349Shower before the gym?Why not go to the gym and fap with a qt in the shower?
>>67133389I like to shower before and after.
I'm gonna fap, fap then fap.
>>67133413Sounds like a lot of work!
>>67133416Smart~
>>67133416Same
>>67133349Post body first
>>67133436no larp !
>>67133436I only send body pics in private
>>67133451Post tag then
>>67133542tag then
>>67132744kaka segs for the future of the clan
>>67132852nta but tag?
If I ever have something Interesting I won't tease anons with it. I will actually show you the fucking thing. So tired of people doing this shit. >d00d someone I know posted their tits. No you can't see it.>d00d my GF is sleeping and I'm bored xD. No I won't post her feet for the lulz.>d00d I have a sexy body. No I won't post it!It's extremely rude and fucked up behavior. If you're gonna be like that then actually play into it and call the person asking for you to deliver desperate and pathetic and tease them a bit. But no you can't even do that. It's just "no"Sad.Pathetic.Low quality posters.
I still wonder why he stopped loving me
>>67133656oh didn't think anyone was interested but i appreciate it, sadly i'm retiring for the nighttake care!
>>67133674?
>>67133674grippin
metro boomin
>>67133685could always post for later, but night!
Was hoping to have a fun fap while I had the house to myself but nobody was on and now it's too latefeelsbad
>>67133674Cry about it
in tears
>>67133674You're right but this threads been dead for almost half a year now lmao one melty won't stop skittish fags
>>67133744Yeah I will. I'll be the voice to the voiceless. I'll cry. I'll be that bitch. I'll be that Karen. I'll fight for what's right.
tfw the American bikini fades away at midnight and the blondes are no longer protected by patriotic radiance
>>67133760I miss old /dft/ it was a lot of fun when it was busy.
I have a nice body. Not going to show it off. Just gonna jerk off and then sleep.
>>67133770loud plapping sounds echoing through the East Coast.
I cum a decent amount. I've shown it off. Just gonna not jerk off and then not sleep.
>>67133316you
>>67133821No you fucking don't you larper. Maybe in your dreams you'll have a nice body.
>>67133833kissing and telling is illegal
If I cum on my aunt who is sleeping on the floor next to my bed can I just blame it on a wet dream? (Both are drunk)
>>67133839>eat healthy>avoids fast food>works out regularlyIts really not that hard.
>>67133846my bad
>>67133864Yes you can. It'll be more believable if you cum on her face.
>>67133884your final challenge.... let your bih go thru ya phone
>>67133878Yeah I do all of that and I even lift. We're not talking about my body. We're talking about your mediocre body that you're pretending is the sexiest shit in the world. x to doubt. Go to bed stupid LARPer.
>>67133864leave lui alone
>>67133896?
>>67133896>We're talking about your mediocre bodyMy body is pretty nice.
I've lost 10 lbs in two weeks. Time to twinkmaxx
>>67133931>my body is pretty niceIt isn't. You haven't provided evidence.
>>67133953Nice job! How many to go?
>>67133931BA-nons are best nons
every milker I run into is so subby, why can't I find someone to bully me
>>67133973I'm not trying to lose weight I'm just sick and my appetite is zero xp Well I actually did wanna lose weight so
Sometimes I forget about the butterfly effect. I forget how a single post can shift the entire atmosphere and zeitgeist of the thread. I'm so sorry.
>>67134001No wonder you feel like shit retard you're starving yourself
>>67134001That's a ton of weight to lose to an illness. Are you okay?
>>67133890I don't think that's right anon. I'm actually drink some lie
>>67133965>You haven't provided evidence.I don't care nor want to bwo.
>>67133974SEX with BA-non
>>67134043I'm eating like ~1000 calories a day I'm fine>>67134051Getting better! Thanks for asking. I needed to lose it anyways.
>>67133895nope that has private stuff on it
>>67134082That's still an extremely low amount of calories, even if you are trying to lose weight
>>67134065Good. I don't want to see your gross man body that's probably hairy and portly anyway.
if someone told me they had a job I'd believe them because getting a job isn't hard for me. really says a lot about a person doesn't it?
>>67134080marrying BA-non
>>67134111Oh yeah I'm a femboy~>Skinny fat>Hairy EVERY TIME
>>67134098It's just hard to find the energy to cook right now... I know I should eat more, but lethargy keeps winning out. I need to lose more weight anyways
>>67134114Damn you owned my virgin NEET ass. Want to fuck me up harder?
>>67134111ava on
>>67134139Are you a femboy?
>>67134084ur supposed to say oh hell nah jigsaw u tweakin
>>67134111I only weigh 180 pounds dood.
>>67134140Well, you know you best, so I won't be pushy. Take it easy~ I've been sick a lot before and have lost weight even when I didn't need to, it's not very fun
>>67134154Oh of course~!
wageslaving would be so much more bearable with a 4 day work week.
>only 180
>>67134169He's 6ft4 anon...He's skinny.
>>67134174luv rabbits
>>67134155sorry i don't get your zoomer references
Goodmorning sweet friends
>>67134169>>67134181Just 6 ft actually....
>>67134183i flirted with unc it's so over
>>67134195pseudosour
>>67134164wageslaving would be more bearable if the job was meaningful, you were treated respectfully and got nice benefits from it.
>>67134198same height and 30 more pounds...
>>67134199yeah so respect your elders lil bro
>>67134164I have a 4 day 10 hour work week it isn't much better than 5 days 8 hours each
>>67134144Which ava should I wear?
>>67134232confront me in dms pussy
>>67134119sleeping and cuddling with BA-non
Who's the best avatarfag?
>>67134242Are you sure? My work offers that and it sounds at least a fair bit better! One less day of needing to get up, get ready, drive there, driver away, etc etc>>67134213I get none of the above! But I get paid an ok amount
I don't have a job...
Drunk and horny
>>67134242Mel?
>>67134287>tfw just drunk and bored
>>67134283I've been a NEET off and on my whole life. The only time I had a job was this retarded fake one I got through nepotism that was basically just a giant humiliation ritual. That was years ago though.
>>67134308I don't want a job but I just want to be able to live alone. ughgkjdfghdfkjgh
>>67134313Guess you'll have to decide which you value more: Your NEETdom or living alone. I have no values or goals whatsoever so I like to borderline off-topic post in an ERP thread on an off-topic board.
I miss my old job where I got paid to sit and play Elden Ring at home or sit in the office and browse the internet 95% of the day
>>67134253tag?
>>67134334Same. I don't think I've ever had a goal or anything. Or at least nothing strong enough to bother acting on.
>>67134249nope i'm staying anonymous
>>67134262LOONI IF SHE WAS AT FULL POWER
>>67134337Mind mentioning where you found that job?
i miss doj
>>6713426910 hours feels like the whole day gone, just go to sleep once you get home and then wake up to do it again. 8 hours gives way more home time.>>67134296Nope
>>67134415K my b
>>67134402Government. Your mileage will vary
Really slow night I guess.
>>67134473All the normies are out watching fireworks or at bbqs
>>67134473It's my fault. My posts ruined the thread.
>>67134473Americans are out celebrating if they have a life
>>67134342lumiece. i have to go somewhere rn but feel free to add mecaptcha related
>>67134489>>67134495I always forget that most of the thread is filled with normies. I shouldn't, but I do.
>>67134510I should also point out that some of them aren't normies but neets that live with their family and are forced to interact with relatives for hours at a time.
>>67134510It's pretty surprising but explains a lot. Normals/funposters are 90% of all threads
>>67134524I guess some people actually have families and stuff that do things.
Good drinks and good music make me happy.
>>67134524can confirm, just got back from bbq
>>67134538Despite what a lot of the regulars would like you to believe, they all have reasonably normal lives. The real no lifers are the lurkers that can't even bring themselves to get a word in.
>>67134588>>67134591I'm glad you guys enjoyed your day
