welcome to the new daily japanese thread, the toppest of tiers japanese language discussion thread on 4chanthis thread isnt for beginners and we mostly talk about things not related to japanese in any way like tea and other niche hobbies but if u need japanese help our crack team of esteemed nihongologists are ready to assist u at any timeif ur post is retarded u will likely be shitted on for it, so new posters be sure to lurk for a while and reply with "lmao" or "lol" to the funny posts until u get the hang of things around herebe sure to read the guide before posting https://youtu.be/wYnsJcu83Wwzen thread >>67724153https://youtu.be/EQR2RJwoZ2Q
in this thread we're banning racism and stale djt memes that started in like 2018
lets start this thread rightnigger
first for 2 dads, niggers, and nukemarine
>in this thread we're banning racism and stale djt memes that started in like 2018
matt says memes spread through peoples brains like viruses so you cant ban them
>>67731643make sure to use ゴム
>>67731699lol
>>67731672>we're banning racism
>>67731672go back to /jp/
>>67731747no because memes are banned from there period. memes are allowed here but they have to be fresh.
anyone got that matt screenshot where he says something like "good luck getting better at japanese than me while arguing with people online all day LOL"
if the opening ceremony was anime then all the athletes would have to stay in bed for the rest of the event
>>67731764you are not welcome here
>>67731789please delete this photo of me thx
yos
what was the name of his alt account on discord againthat was one of my favorite matto arcs
>>67731858doesn't fit the situation at all becasue there are no losers here on /thrash/djt
ironic considering literally all matt did besides flashcards and watch k-on is argue online with peoplebet he still posts here every now and then
matt says he's living his life to the fullest and doesn't have time for that
matt says there is no consistent method by which a democratic society can make a choice that is always fair when that choice must be made from among three or more alternatives due to criteria of unanimity, non-dictatorship, and independence of irrelevant alternatives becoming incompatible.
>>67731880this one?>>67731858たしゃ
Matthew "Versus Japan" Bonder, language-learning guru
>>67732107get another random image from your djt folder
since a completely "on topic" djt is innately the most boring thread one can imagine i wonder if we leave the jp one like that forever is it going to develop an identical community
>>67732204this alt?
yeah but instead of laughing at matt, nuke, etc. they'll seethe about jamal, ciaran, etcthen they'll eventually migrate over here cause that's where the action's at.
>>67732275dying whitey passing on the torch to the planet's new owners
i have no idea why i made this but i can't be arsed at the moment to finish ithttps://watashimouyameta.neocities.org/
>>67732311lol
>Apothecaries Diary mangaka evades jail time, manga will continueyooooo we fucking did it
>>67732335kinda cool thx
>yooooo we fucking did it
kamala harris needs to win even though she'll do anti-white stuff. the trump cult needs to end, and his losing twice will help with that.
why aren't you watching ハヤテのごとく?
>>67732311>>67732496this esl is still seething after getting btfo last threadwhy don't you just head back to /jp/ if u hate it so much here lil bro?
>>67732526no idea who you think i am or who you're referring to
>>67732526i have an idea who you think i am and who you're referring to
>>67732385>>67732487i think its really based that cancel culture hasnt set foot in japan as of now
thinking about matt's 3rd dad, ken kaniff from connecticut
The Japanese restaurant that my co-workers like to go to is staffed by Vietnamese and Chinese workers, but they act like they're Japanese. When a customer walks into the store, they're trained to yell いらっしゃいませ, and it sounds completely wrong. Even my average joe boss, when he came with us, did a double-take when he heard it. Just hearing them makes me feel like I'm going to die from second-hand embarrassment.Fuck what Matt says about learning pitch accent in your second year. I'm going to learn this shit now.
good night djtsleep tight!
sorry u missed getting uprooted
>>67731577more likely something like 中山 but needs more context
>>67732691I saw Matt vs Japan at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for Japanese tips or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen KitKats in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>67732800i already solved that one
>>67732841what is it then
>>67732311read this as plant and it was way funnier
>>67732874>>67731601
>>67732907dame
>>67732518because i already finished ithinagiku is best girl
the other option is that it's a really fucked up way of writing 雲 similar to this but more idiosyncratic
got banned a few days ago for linking kiwi charms. had no idea they instaban you for typing certain things now
>>67733038>>67732800the truth is much more painful than this
篦 cool kanji
>>67732518cuz i can't 聞き取る the 台詞shttps://streamable.com/sgt6wpif anyone wants to try feel welcome to
>>67733395i get that reference
>>67733428yeah ive seen jojo and aladdin too
i will never accept that she supposedly says 壊れたのはお前の頭じゃ
well she doesnt
what does she say then
左腕 freq decks tell me that both さわん and ひだりて are equally frequent, but i don't believe it.
>>67733566壊れとんのはお前の頭じゃ
>>67733551壊れとん w/e it still doesn't sound like that's what she's saying
>>67733617it does what does it sound like to you
we've been through this
>>67733639i knowand i still won't accept that that's what the va said
ok but the real kicker in that vid should be hirakegoma
>>67733675that was just og being og
all matt had to do was become a jvloggerhe has the platform and im sure he could figure out how to make content for the massesbut hes simply too lazy and would rather make expensive fomo courses
y'all should watch some classic children's puppet shows if you want a real kansaiben listening test
remember og getting absolutely obliterated by that haruhi clip and claiming that そうは問屋が卸さない is so obscure not even japanese people know it
stfu ciaran
wait a minute i have a lot of japanese friends now i can just ask them what they hear
all claims of "japanese people don't know it" are correct because there are many japanese people low on the knowledge index
>>67733724Remember when you got BTFO by that vtuber clip Queeran? You said it was Chinese.
>>67733767you got the wrong guy i am not a manlet and have never been fucked in the ass by a man
you didn't try to refute sucking a dick tho
laughed and smiled a lot at the enchiridion episode (1x5) of adventure time. western cartoons are good enough that we should retire djt.
the difference is i was obviously being sarcastic but (native) esls have difficulty picking up on sarcasm
>>67733712https://youtu.be/DYDXZ9We58M?si=jp3WufPweCtVw_sm
>>67733884dame i can understand this easily now let's fucking gooooo
>>67733795kek my bad, sorry
almost posted in the jp thread
they made the first ep region blocked but none of the others. basic japanese computer illiterateshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFLERm26bZMwasnt actually as bad as i remembered either
>>67734093cant happen to me cuz im still banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
got a new job today pray for me
>>67734573doing what
not praying for scum
>>67734629adjusting and maintaining a machine
>>67734293i dont listen to kokujin music
>>67734683that's what i do in my spare time. a fuck machine.
>>67734715post it
>>67734683hvac?
>>67734890nah it folds paper and shitive worked with similar machines before but never adjusted them myself i would just call my sempais
its written as senpaiche you will learn one day my bouzu
immersion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpin_YuO3M
im gonna order a pizza
based and pizza pilled
you should really be making your own pizza it's so eaasy
do you make the dough too or buy it from the grocery store?
got unemployment form done today.800 bucks per week.
>>67735539western civilization's decline
damn they're even accounting for the bidenflation
forward barbarians
>>67735539damne why even work
>>67735629not gonna work lol.gonna just keep applying to jobs and never interview or follow-up
u don't really have to worry about the fancy flour but nice tomatoes are noticeably better. avoiding calcium chloride is the most important thing but even then it REALLY doesn't matter that much if u wanna be cheap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJu3YCykO_0&t=252s&ab_channel=BrianLagerstromhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZL7mN9UA4&ab_channel=FoodWishes
>>67735601quizler was crazy for this
>>67735684quizler? that's ciarans old deck
Xるほうがいい its better to do X (general statement)Xたほうがいい you should do X (personal judgment and sometimes showing urgency)XたXた buy it buy/ jump in jump in (like when someone is trying do make you do something in a jewishly persistent way)
oh yeah and free health insurance and roughly 800 per month for food (EBT) >>67735539
wait so 800 * 4 + 800(food) + health insurance?the fuck
that's what like 5k/mo? so 60k/yr?
>>67735940yeh buddehfeels good to be an american rn
this nigga must be diagnosed with something
to withdraw 60k/yr using the 4% rule you need a $1,500,000 investment portfolio
>>67736010rich get richer.the unemployment check amount is based on the salary of your previous job, up to a limit.and im at that limit
not sure where you live but in my country its possible to go jobless and live an ezy live just from interest alone when you put in 200k
ok but for how long
you get 450 usd a week here and they barely let you have any savings
>>67736085oh yeah? what country. i got over 200k invested already
hate when i catch up to the latest chapter of a comic book
i'll never be able to invest because i gotta have 3 or more kids.
setting a limit on savings is meaninglesseveryone can just take it back home where nobody can check how much you got
>comic ""books""
>>67736310kids are nature's investment
gonna need ciaran's take on that
matt we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>67736452i posted iti won't invest however
>>67736510"Black Lives Matter" is a much catchier way of saying the exact same thing but for nogs
do you go out of your way to learn names?
can't read male given names to save my life
>>67736586i did a bit of the name deck and i look some up sometimes now i can read a decent amount
what do u guys think the janny is doing now
>>67736666チェック済
>>67736666laughing at us for giving up easily
>>67736586just look them up if you feel like it https://youtu.be/wYnsJcu83Ww
要チェックや
shouts out to all the niggas who read 要 as よう even when its actually かなめ
can't relate since i always read everything correctly as the author intended
shout-out to the niggad that did the same for 用いる
>>67736765but but 必要
fr though japan needs a 地名 reform
it's not really important if you can't pronounce random place names until someone tells you to how that's how it works in the uk as well
>japan needs to cater to mekys nigger
japan needs more diversity, equity and inclusion
>>67736946japs cant even read that shitbut yeah i guess its not actually important its just dumb there must be a better way
globalization has made it so people have access to too many placesback in the day you'd only know the name of your own village and the one next door and that was enough
unko why did you go to university if you ended up as a repairmancan't you do that st8 out of high school there
>>67737055sadly we have no choice than to adapt to it though >>67737058i dropped out lmao
why did god give me an attraction to big dicks that cum. i'm a straight guy for crying out loud.
>>67737159dont make me post the gooner webm
>japan has an effeminate or tranny characterthis is fine>the west has an effeminate or tranny characterthis is disgusting
>>67737159
gooning is crazy just do heroin or something
debian stable is so epiclike a 3mb security update a week
non-arch chads we are so winning
yeah debian is probably the best low maintenance daily driver. huge number of available packages and no need to deal with all the crap that's advertised to you in ubuntu
>>67737363if i had faster internet and a better cpu i would probably still be using archthe constant updates and compiling sucks for me though
>>67737363arch updated to linux 6.10 this week and i'm afraid to update because it's not rare that something goes wrong with the .0 or .1 release
unko reinstalls his operating system every week such is life for a linuxtardnext week he will find some reason why debian stable isn't working for him and move to freebsd
>>67737586still faster than updating windows
windows is so bad it made people learn how to install and use linux
i like how every web novel has a manga now so i don't have to read to enjoy the story
the ffxiv raid content is a lot better than the dogshit story
>>67737941think of all the lonely jap bbas playing ffxiv
still super mad at 343 how they retconned the way ai rampancy works
is it based or cringe to write 口 as a circle in kanjis like 器 and 品
writing in the first place is cringe
if it involves using japanese in any way and youre not east asian then its super cringe
>39 posts in /jp/ djt after 10 hourslol
poor janny hardly has anyone to moderate anymore. sad!
>>67738258you dont want to fuck japanese women?
>>67738258so true
ciaran is sick of this shit and wants the janny to back the fuck off.
>缶切りholy moly it just makes sense
>>67738529i don't really care what he does now that we have an alternative thread
>>67738102it's just quicker to write a circle than a square so it's unavoidable
>>67738738why are you up so late
just write it like an R or 12 if you want to write quickly like a normal person
>>67738820it's not that late and it's a friday anyway
im so lost at these scribbles? why do djters learn to read them? its just indecipherable mess to me. are people itt really writing like this so they can write letters to others online? i just don't get it. if its not written with a digital font that makes it perfectly readable i would ignore it as trash someone senile has written before
>>67738957have you ever seen any hand written text before in any language it doesn't look like a digital font
>>67738898circle looks better imho
also get ready to seethe>>67731577is actually read 五郎造
>>67739025just go all out and make them hearts
>>67739072was thinking of writing 回 as @
>was thinking of writing 回 as @ok that's it imma alt+f4 outta here for now
>>67739186you're several hundred years late on that one im afraid http://codh.rois.ac.jp/char-shape/app/icv-kuzushiji/?manifest=http://codh.rois.ac.jp/char-shape/book/200021660/manifest.json&pos=8&lang=ja
>>67739219based
downloaded a highly rated and praised werewolf romance novel to see what women like
>>67739489twilight?
>>67739523i forget the name but nevermind, it's a vampire demon guy not a werewolf
>>67739489report back
women like guys who just take the pussy like our guy djt
>隔>kakuevery other>各>kakuevery
>>67739684各々
>>67739684legacy thread ahh post
legacy thread ass post?
>>67739878そうだぴょん
>>67739751fu u cant even read 水面
gonna need lil c to khs and leave this thread (and world) for (my) peace of mind
>>67740021i could read that before you even had a dream of learning japanese
>>67740149doubt it bukko==== door knob and signature blocker ====
>>67740021Water Face
>>67740345>==== door knob and signature blocker ====COPE
i wish qm could see how united djt is
quiz would hate this offshoot. he made his discord specifically to avoid offtopic shitposting
>quiz would hate this offshoot. he made his discord specifically to avoid offtopic shitposting
>寄河景は屋上のフェンスを乗り越えて、今にも足を踏み外してしまいそうな細い縁に立っている。what does 今にも足を踏み外してしまいそうな細い縁 mean? can't wrap my head around it.
>>67738386Why though? Jamal tried to do this exact same thing before but no one ever moved to /trash/. There was over moderation and even hololive spam, it was way worse. What changed?
>>67740736its pretty basicwhat part dont you understand?shes standing on an edge
>>67740738なせって?私が来た!
>>67740738>There was over moderation and even hololive spamjamal and other djters says that the janny is closely monitoring djt in a way that's never been done before, and that explains why previous exoduses didn't work.
>>67740825>なせってlegacy thread postor ltp as ive taken to calling them
>>67740763今にも足を踏み外してしまいそうな細い縁i know that's whats happening just not concretely sure what its saying exactly. "kei climbs over a fence and is standing over a thin edge like she about to slip"?? like idk what being said specifically
>>67740862just come back to it in a few months or years
>>67740862Shes standing on an edge that looks like she's about to fall off of
>>67740884>>67740898thanks my problem was actually with 今にも didn't it meant "at any moment" or "on the verge of"
>>67740983that doesn't change anything, it's still just しまいそう
love being able to read hidden shit like this
>>67741085maybe i actually didn't know shimaisou
>>67741225dame... well it's in tae kim https://guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar/similarity
friday night>>>/wsg/5631088
>>67741373i skimmed all of taekim, then decided it won't click until i see it in practice
スイカ (すいか) - watermelon果肉 (かにく) - fruit flesh水分 (すいぶん) - moisture, water content呼ばれています (よばれています) - is called (passive form)なことから - because of the fact that; used to introduce a reasonタベチャッタ - contracted form of 食べてしまった (たべてしまった), meaning "ate completely" or "ended up eating"
>>67743687>なことwat
>>67744012https://bunpro.jp/ja/grammar_points/%E3%81%93%E3%81%A8%E3%81%8B%E3%82%89 i dunno some cure dolly stuff about how everything is logical and makes sense prolly
>>67744097oh, yeah the な has nothing to do with this constructand yes it's completely logical. Xから is basically "because X". And you can basically add こと after anything as you can see on your web page
actually shouldnt it be 水分の instead of 水分な? gonna need ciarans take
caught another 3 day for saying the nigger word.
>knows kaufmann>still can' figure out how to acquire japaneseDJT is a lost cause.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xAnIttRoJ7M
>>67735539>>67735657based and based
>>67744508水分な is incorrect. you don't need a lolcow to figure that out
Why you learn Japanese?
dont quite understand the appeal of hanafuku guess im ngmi
日本の女性という女性に待たれているから
>>67740543>>67740601quiz got jannied for off topic 3 weeks ago https://warosu.org/jp/thread/47290665
new theory: stuff like 739 or 342 in the jp thread is the janny samefaging
but that's just a theory... a game theory!
>>67748049I bet you ctrl f’d just to make sure those numbers were unique
thats not rly what samefagging means thovghbeit
new theory: you don't understand the concept of samefagging, nor do you know how to spell it correctly
addendum: and ydkj
new theory: the janny monitors this thread
>>67748164i didnt. what's even the probability of them repeating when there's only 80 posts?>>67748171>>6774817290. if you pretend to be different users then its inevitable that you will directly or indirectly reply to your own posts
new theory: you're all dekinai autists
theory: og is back
>>67748172>>67748208new theory: janny jimmies are rustled right now
>>67748218>disputed not understanding what samefagging means. didn't disupute not knowing japaneseself own
my theory is the guy who says he read 100vns but doesn't like manga cause of furigana doesn't subvocalize when he reads (aka not reading) so having to actually read the sound like you're supposed to throws him off
>>67748241i accept your concession
old theory: queero’s gay
>>67748241if i was a janny i would literally ban every single poster on djt for a year the moment they post until my precious janny privileges get taken from me
>>67748230>>67748287reply function is hard to use
>>67748265モニター通電したまえ
>>67748285that's a fact
>>67748328vocaroo
>>67748331kek
>>67748348
>>67748348floodguy...
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRBeOKq_460svav1.mp4
>>67748348>posts n5 challengeself pwnage never stops
nobody clicks on your 9gag links
>>67748368How does this happen?
>>67748348>>67748368lmfao
>>67748399i do
>>67748387how is it self pwnage when i picked the simplest ln in existence and yet he still cant read it
I do but I wish I didn't.
>>67748404the real mystery is why are you reading a chinese ocr that can't even format the 長音符 correctly
he's probably using one of tatsumoto's "apps" to read linnies
all "linnie" readers should lined up and shot
>>67748420a mystery is why you assume im reading it or why you dont know that this isn't ocr but narou pdf output, but the real mystery is why he's trying so hard to avoid doing the vocaroo
>>67748450lol you think that you can't export narou without fucked up formatting?
>>67748465never said that but keep running from that vocaroo by thinking up random shit
>>67748522why would you provide a text to vocaroo that is full of mistakes
>>67748662why would it matter? if you cant read an n5 text with minor formatting mistakes then ydkj
>vocarooyou first
*collects all the concessions into his ruckentragkorb and moonwalks out of the thread*gonna emerse now
>>67748683but the problem is you are showing that you don't know how to create something correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiD7kTTXNX4women of djt, is this really a すっぴん???
>>67749050naw but probably notmy exgf had really good skin and looked almost like this without makeup though so it's possible
new theory: jamal is gey
>>67749050yes japanese women are beautiful like that unlike any other race
>>67749320i knew it
>>67749050i have yellow fever but this chick is kinda fugly
falseflag
