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MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Greetings /hmofa/ today I'm very happy to present to you a tease of my short film for college. (yes, i will graduate thanks to this thread)So please enjoy the first minute, hope y'all like it!https://youtu.be/aWrm3VTeivw?si=2SzdRaE9DNOYOc0H
>>67747909>>67747937>"Hey G can you make me a sandwich?">"Fesh Pince was 10 years ago man. You gotta move on.">"How could she be so cruelhouse..."
>>67747952>Inb4 this is a Mike and Melissa situation all over again.
>yall>collegenot gonna watch it
>>67747909>"enjoy your meal">"y-you too!"
>>67747952Is that supposed to be like an alien abduction or something?
>>67747987to spoil a little, no.she wakes up from this random light and once she opens the door, she wakes up again scared, the lights turn on again and she tries to open the window this time, only to wake up again. she is trapped in a loop and soon you will see how she gets out of that.>>677479702001
>>67747969It is imperative that you, a fertile male human, find and impregnate a lapine female as soon as possible
>>67747952Holy shit. We are getting true absolute cinema. Good luck on your project anon.
>>67747952MARTINA IS REAL
>>67747969>>67748027... alright I will
>>67748027I'm afraid your bnuuy propaganda is useless as I have already fallen for it.
>>67748088I want to believe.But apparently it's not aliens.So I guess I shouldn't bother to.
>>67748174secret ending animation exclusively to hmofa???? (someone hand me an alien model)
>>67748111>>67748119Bunny girls are a litmus test for the greatest members of mankind. (You) belong to the upper echelons of our race. Attraction to a member of the lapine species necessitates greatness, especially when such attraction yields MANY offspring.Breed breed breed breed.
>>67747952Fuckin amazing
>>67748214I just want a clingy waifur who wants lots of kids, bunnies have the added benefit of being light enough to fuck at any moment if the mood strikes
Octavia is cute
>>67747909>"Dude, this is like the third time today you've drove through and just ordered a small fries.">Keeps doing it until he's gained enough confidence to actually talk to her>Car smells of old French fries now>Still somehow managed to get her number after almost a week
>>67747952Ayy lmao
HAG
>>67748550Put a ring on her finger immediately.
>>67748550I will call her C O U G A R
>>67747952damn she's farting up a storm under that blanket
>>67748550cub factory*
>>67748688You could say that about every single waifur, it's not even worth stating.
>>67748688not after she hits 35
cheese puffs!
>>67749075Cheese sex?
>>67749116cheeseo sexo.
Where is DOG
>>67749019>doesn't know about anthro fertility Senior waifurs need love too, anon.
>>67749161
>>67749019human women issues
>>67747969Mike and Melissa you say.
>>67749229>when +60 year old anthro lady tells you not to worry about getting her pregnant due to her age>year later you are father of atleast 5 children
>>67749341I like bottomless waifurs with visible vaginas.
>>67749229>>67749480Forgot the pic
>>67749484this random anon on/v/ drew her so fucking well, I wished I knew who he was
>>67749341>>67749480>>67749497>anthros have heat cycles and beg for dick >foids gush chunky blood everywhere and bitch nonstop>anthros remain fertile well into their 50s and 60s>70% the human woman's eggs are gone by age 25>fur feathers and scales hide their true age. she could be 20 or 60 you can't tell>foids age so terribly its legendaryanthro woman are so superior its unreal.
https://vocaroo.com/1nSJoqUyehbB
it's literally impossible to add a tail to a rigify metarig
>>67749497Built for cuddlefucking.
>>67749842>She's right behind me isn't she?
>>67749967It's over forever
>>67750334it's not over, it just means we have to make our own rig (again (for the 47th time))
>>67749640>"Surely, a handsome young man like you can do better than an old owl like me.">"I've raised Yunifi like my own, the time to have my own chicks has passed."Cut to a few months later with her roosting on a clutch of eggs.
HAGS
>>67748550I won't hesitate.
>>67749480Eh, win-win situation
pkm when they learn how to use social media
>>67750435I'm a simple man, and this isn't rocket science.
TOTAL HAG VICTORY
>>67750904Hags? We love them.
>>67751047I like the boldivers more
>>67747909I want to date her
>>67749601Surprised these artists are able to get away with it on /v/.
>>67750821You don't often see anthro cows with udder coloured breasts.
>>67751143>kobolds are awarded citizenship in return for helping in the war effort >for acting as a support class, they are 'unofficially' rewarded with human dick and affection The perfect arrangement
Take the local hag on a date, brighten her day
How's it goin, fella anons? I don't know if anyone remembers but I was the Vidya dev anon from a couple of months ago. Some of you had said that my art style was very 2010's flash game like kek. anyway, I have a free playable demo of my game Furry Fatale that was published yesterday. linked below.https://infamy999.itch.io/furry-fatale-demoI hope you'll enjoy it. thanks and have a good day!!!
Too many Anglos ITT
God I love this dumb fucking dog
I'm hagmaxxing. I'm doing my part for green energy by making Freud spin in his grave from the sheer magnitude of my Odipedus Complex
>>67751143
>>67751289
>>67751047>>67751143If only Super Earth was actually this based.
>>67751249kys zoophile
>>67751308Hags? We date them
>>67751143>>67751341>calling kobolds to drop in front of a factory strider or a group of heavy devastators or berserkers
>>67750904>imagine the jealousy inducing unprotected threesome
Ugly old hags...
>>67751661Actually pretty
>>67751534>fantasize about female anthro dogs>"kys zoophile"
>>67751534
>>67751936Better!>>67751742>anthro
Hags? Adore them.
>>67752023I bet she has strong clitoral winks
>"my favorite spot on my cheetah wife? why the one under her tail of course."
>>67747969One day I’ll finish it. Maybe I should make a frowning alt just to keep the energy.
>>67751249>huskee>>67751936>huskee-hoomen daughter
>67742029 >67742123 men, few are the moments where my story is brough up, and I'm not there to give insightanyway, when I came up with the idea I read a book about gryphons and wolves and I felt inspired, besides I wanted to create a monster of my ownand last but not least: I like toe beans. I like waifeathers but lupine beans have their charm
>>67750904Why edit the ages?
Hag a day keep the final solution away.
zoomers ruining milfs like they do everything else
>>67752283wasn't hagmaxxed enough
>>67751936Even better!
>>67752056You lick.It licks back.
>>67752343Zoomers aren't into furries.
>>67747952it was me all alongnice work my guy
>>67752226She's a wolfgriph, then?
>>67752503>Strong spies on anthro women while they sleepYou're going to end up with a restraining order
>>67751244Will play when I get homeIs this oyakodon? extremely based if it is
Underwater hags.
hags?
>>67752691effectivelyshe also has lil horns
>>67752877>get her drunk enough to ask her how she lost half her face scales>massaging her smooth breasts while she explains her adventure>she rips her clothes off, and mine>get buried under all that blubber and muscle as she rides my cock
>>67752877She's clearly not underwater retard
HAGSHAGSHAGSHAGS
>>67753016that characters is the literal manifestation of the "furry artist that only knows how to draw dogs" meme
War torn hags that need to feel.like young civvie women
>>67752313i hate it
>"Hun, I'm old enough to be your mother"
>>67753241MUH
Hag space mercenary cougar
>>67751249>>67751936>>67752379where is the french guy when you need him
>>67753369Coolest fox I've seen this month!
>>67753322>Leopard print top>Shiny black leather pants>LipstickWoah mama. That's a hag whore right there.
>>67753016>Pepperidge Farm's sponsorship expired and new funding has been secured.
>>67747952HMOFA the Movie.Coming out this winter.
>>67753373French reporting
hag
>>67752923Hags.>>67752936She will.>>67753016I'm not getting critique from a dog-lover.
>>67751244Oh great more games!!
>>67752351ftfy.
VENKA IS MADE FOR DAVEH!!!!!NEXT CHAPTER WHEN, I CANT STAND THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER.
>>67753220why the long face
>>67753615Its so over anon. Just let it go.
>>67753398She has experience securing contracts via unconventional social engineering. Her tactical prowress on and off the battlefield is something to be commended!
>>67753187she looks like she needs a slow night in, watching movies and couch blanket cuddling
mobile hag gooncave
Looks like the hot single mothers were actually located in this thread all along
>>67753679Uhh hey what game is this?
>>67753549cute
>seducing the genetically engineered killing machine anthro
>>67753809Hags? Breed.
>>67754017This is the first mare image that gets my dick hard.
sex with fwrtile women
>>67754183heavy
>twist ankle on hike last week>finally healed enough to walk around>trip in groundhog hole in my garden>hurt ankle againI'm going to kill them anons. Even the young ones.The can't keep getting away with this.
>>67753757She needs to be scratched behind the ears and told that she's a good girl
>>67754649>looking where one steps is too much responsibility
>>67754649But they're cute! You wouldn't hurt this one, right?
>>67754017
>>67754649>admit you killed an entire village of sand people to the woman you like>this should make her think of you as a psychopath who she needs to get the fuck away from>instead has the opposite effect and she marries youwtf was george lucas thinking with that one
>>67754724It was in my pumpkin patch and can't exactly bend to inspect everything.>>67754725Yes. No fatties will be tolerated near me.
>>67754777Then how do you not step on your pumpkins?
Urban hags! Would you a ghetto momfur? >>67754763Lucas can't write for shit. His movies were only good because his wife and peers resigned him in (also, his wife was one of the main people behind Taxi Driver).Behind every great mind or auteur, there's a team of tard wranglers. Just look at Hideo Kojima's development dairy for MGS2 that was recently released. If 75% of those ideas weren't shot down, the series would have died. Without wranglers, you get TLOU2.
>>67753615A crack team of covert infiltrators have stolen classified reports indicating that bro bricked his computer, which corrupted his file, and the release will be delayed.
>>67754683Do you think she’d like having her scars kissed
>>67754817They're brightly colored and stand out from the soil, mulching, and leaves. The holes do not.
>>67747952NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE GOT AYY'D
>>67754649Get a cat waifur. She might be a lazyass during the day, but those 3AM zoomies and a couple scoped rifles on the roof means every pest in two miles are dead.
>>67754683>40mm side arm
>>67754859I’m remembering the behind the scenes of the phantom menace where no one says no to any of George’s ideas and the result is they all look shell shocked when they see the rough cut of movie for the first time.
>>67753614>>67751650>>67750904FTFY
>>67754725I want to pick her up and cuddle her.
>>67754965Need more chapters of this
>>67755036She wants to smack you for interrupting her coffee.
Upside down hag.
>>67755065https://www.czmanga.com/comic/chapter/humianfufu-yanfeimao/0_14.html
>>67755143Where's her ground harness?
PLUMPBOTTOMLESSHAGS
>>67755143>the skinniest roo in australia
fluffy mongoose
>You want to do what to my mom?
Cute hags.
>>67755242>*glorp*
>>67755143what exactly is she showing me her thigh for?
>>67755285'You have no idea. Even if I try to explain, you won't get it, girl.""But I can give you an advice. Try to become like her. And the call me back".
>>67755336Intimidating courting roo ritual.
>>67755242sucking her wet pussy for hours omg
Strong hags.
Consider >Koopa hag
>>67755444Trips checked. Let the SHLORPING commence!
>>67754894We need a full task force of /g/tards on this case ASAP! This cant be real, I can't survive without venka in my life for much longer.
Rino hag? Why not.
>>67755584they are big
Is this Hagspam a new tactic that the shitposter is doing?
Jiff hags are real
>>67755780Bro we're just posting cool pictures here, tf are you talking about
>>67755780That or you are schizophrenic
>>67755834I use 4chan so the schizophrenia is common
>>67755485
>>67755780>We can't have a thematic thread cause it triggers my schizophrenic paranoia
>>67751249>>67753373Right behind you.
Rino.Hag.
>>67755934Fuck yeah I love furs with guns
fun fact: there's no such thing as a "hag" sergal, as it has been scientifically proven that they only get better with age.
>>67756063forgot image xD