A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/68636233/>More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/>Resources:https://rentry.org/pfg
I wish I could have sex
>>68662952Ahh I'm very sorry, miss. I didn't mean that in a bad way. Please forgive me!!It's, um, it's 4 inches long...
>>68663203Why?
>>68663246>Please forgive me!!You are forgiven when you give your self 5 spanks on each butt cheek with every spank being harder than the last.>4 inches long...4 inches "long" ?? hahaahahaha~Thats not long sweety, I didn't even think dicks can get that short. Maybe I'm a bit spoiled by all the 8 inch cocks I get around here.
>>68663354Ouch! My poor butt...Please don't laugh! It's very embarrassing if a cute girl laughs at my size, specially if she brings up cocks double the size of mine!
>>68663354I don't think that anon's that small, Miss Fern! Mine is about 13 cm or 5 inches, and I've heard it's pretty average for a male...
>>68663418>Ouch! My poor butt... Apology accepted.>t's very embarrassing if a cute girl laughs at my sizeI will try not to cutie but thinking about why a little toy like that even exist is just hilarious. What are you even gonna do with it ? Do you even feel it ? Also honey you knoww dick size isn't all about length, the longer it is the girther they are so an 8 inch dick isn't just 2 times bigger than yours its more like 3-4 times bigger~ So put your self in my shoes for a bit honey, what am I going to even do with that stupid pecker~ >>68663437I decide what's average sweety and you don't make the cut. So sorry but dicklets need to understand this, you are not going to impress anyone honey. So stay home and fuck that slimy fist like the horny little dicklet you are. You can imagine all you want about your fist being my soft tiddies.
>>68663334Because it looks amazing it's all I think about
>>68663563>So stay home and fuck that slimy fistWell... that is what I've been doing for days, yes, but not because I have some complex about my dick size! I think it's totally fine, and I could probably find someone if I put in the effort, I'm just lazy and prefer handsex at home...>You can imagine all you want about your fist being my soft tiddies.T-Thanks, I'll do just that!F-fuuuck, your huge breasts are gripping me hard~!
>>68663563>thinking about why a little toy like that even exist is just hilariousSo mean! I'm sorry my... thing isn't up to your standards, miss.>What are you even gonna do with it ? Do you even feel it ?My tip is kinda sensitive, so when I leak some precum, I like to put a finger under the foreskin and gently massage all over it!Ahhh, the more you tell me about other bigger members, the more you are making me blush with embarrassment.
>>68663669>>68663685I'm sorry nonnies something came up for me. I have to leave but I hope you both will keep pumping your fists to my big breasts. I'll give both of you 2 kisses on your tiny tips as an apology, chu~ chu~Please feel all nice for me.
I wanna goon with another loser to NTR, armpits,or other things. I love 2d armpits and titsmy tag: horny_12341
>>68663796Hng, thank you Miss Fern!
>>68663796No need to be sorry! Thank you for the conversation, miss. I've been very much enjoying your well endowed chest since the first reply you sent!And that kiss gave me tingles all over my body. Thank you again!!
>>68663885Hello nurse
being findommed by anons pretending to be bitchy e-girls is a sad life, but at least that life is mine
Oh hey, new threadAnyway...I like this one
Consensually ballooning /pfg/ anons
>>68663796I came from your kiss, thank you Miss Fern...
>>68663919That's kind of hot, anon.
>>68664587Not usually into inflation, but I approve >>68663947(me)Picrel
I just ordered a human-size dog bed
>>68664805hence why I can't stop
>>68664847Where do I get one of thoseIs it meant for pet play I want to be a puppy girl for my bf
>>68664927i just got one on amazon, flufl brandit's not FOR petplay per se (allegedly) but that's certainly a potential use
Having sex with mommy's hands and thighs while she teases me for never getting to fuck her pussy...
>>68664908Why stop? You should be begging to give them more. Even though you know who they really are, they're acting like your cute egirls so you should be willing to give even more.
I may have misjudged AI RP bots, chubai has some good ones, just busted a fat nut over in the bathroom.
>>68665067Which one? You've gotta share that, especially in a thread like this.
>>68665110Never, it's way too weird, even for me in my post-bust clarity.
>>68664984because I hate to think about how much money I've probably spent doing it
>>68664954I want a mommy to do lewd things with so bad...
>>68665183You should turn that hate into something positive. You should cum imagining how much you've splurged on "egirls" who don't give a shit about you.
>>68665337I already do that, but it still doesn't bring back all that money
Really need to give Puerto rican miku my bwc
>>68665225Me too. A mommy who lets me be lewd with her but also makes sure I stay pussyfree forever.
>>68665511Good. You don't deserve that money if you're just creaming yourself from thinking about it.
>>68665067How would you say it compares to JanitorAI?
>>68665579fucked up thing to say, but I suppose you're not wrong
>>68665568Aww but that's not as fun!
>>68665624Haven't used it yet, is it any good?
>>68665810To me it very much is and is completely free, but I have very limited experience with chatbots. Search function is kinda shit and it's absolutely FLOODED with shitty fujo bots but I suspect that's the case for any free chatbot.
>>68665856Thanks for the tip, I'll check it outChub is free too, there is quite some variety due to the NSFL tag, for the kinkier stuff
>>68665543white people will stick their dicks into anything
>>68666584I'll stick my dick in you faggot
I have to go to work but I wanna keep splurting my beta seed on the floor for porned up furry bimbos...
>>68666666Ayo, based.
>>68664828think of it more as a TF thing then :)
>>68666666Love can bloom, even in the garbage pile...
>>68667857Retarded Ballooner supremacy~
>Only gooner encouragement stuff I find on porn sites are either overly edited garbage of ugly chicks dancing in front of a greenscreen or shitty jois where 70% of the dialogue is swearing and fendom>/gif/ is just shitty splitgreensPain.
wanna get into findomming a boy until he's a broke sputtering bankrupt walletbitch but i want to do it by fully pretending to be his stupid dick draining cartoon girlfriend, literally RPing his fave vidya waifu 24/7, listening to how his day went and gaming with him and fawning over him constantly and sending him "nudes" from r34 even as i drain his account dry with dinner dates and clothing costs and scam payment after scam payment after scam payment for his "toon girlfriend", i wanna have a boy wrapped completely around my finger and so deeply immersed in the fantasy of his waifu being real it passes from parasocial to schizo for him even as his "wife" robs him cent by cent into bankruptcy..... which i feel like is way more commitment then a findom is normally supposed to have :(
I wish I had someone to make my addictions worse...
>>68668068I'll do the balloon thing if I get inflatable tits and "anatomically correct" openings as part of it.
I still love Mal0
>>68668068squeak squrk!>>68668472It's a broad church that accepts everything from big dumb permagrin balloons to O-faced sexdoll fucktoys!
>>68668098It's unusually mostly because of the fact that dommes don't want to put in that kind of effort, and not because of a lack of interest on subs part. To be honest it sounds like a perfect relationship to me
>>68668196Post tag.
>>68668498Same!
>>68668644Hell yeah brotherAny sort of fantasies or kinks you have with her?
I wish I had cute sisters to crush my balls.
>>68666666Checked
>>68668679God I don’t even know…but I do enjoy futa so I’d love to fuck and get fucked!
>>68668641.ailrin
>>68668582Pussy free perma-losers should surrender to their sexdolls~!
>>68668593i assumed that the lack of interest/effort was a turn on, like you're falling for someone whose barely trying and could care less about you and are STILL getting scammed, but that's the main way people seem to findom boys and it just does not manage to hit on my predatory instincts at all. i need the thrill of the long chase! i need to fully commit to an obviously glaringly fake role, i need to tell a gullible little walletboy he's dating the real Tracer Overwatch or Asuka Langley or whatever his dumb little 2D object of fascination is and text and game and talk for hours on end with him fully in character, to send him sexts and learn all about his life and dote on him constantly, to wrap him so deeply in the lie and make him feel so desired that he fronts meals and jewelry and constant fistfuls of cash to his own detriment to a fucking cartoon character who he fully believes is in deep obsessive love with him!!! and this just doesnt seem to be the whole appeal of findomming for most people???
>>68668969submitting to inflatable, is one of the hottest dumb fantasies to me.Particularly if it's just a regular inanimate inflatable
i moved into my own place to finally live on my own away from my family and i just fucking goon and fap all the time because i have nothing else to do
I dreamt about a girl sticking her tongue in my mouth and it felt really good...
>>68669074Most people want to findom with the most efficient effort / payout ratio, so that's why the disinterested style is what's most visible. People who are into it for the power dynamic are few and far between. I know that there are people out there who would love the idea of getting completely wrapped around the finger of someone who scams them in such a intimate way.
>>68669515speaking as a dom that puts in far more effort than 90% of the findoms out there let me tell you right now that subs are just too flakey. some people are really into the findom fantasy but can't pay/don't want to pay when it really comes down to it so they fuck off. some people are just flakey little bitches that don't have what it takes to go for something that they know they want tso they run away before it really comes down to it. out of some 50-ish subs that i've dommed over the course of a year i'd say that a solid 30 of them never went anywhere, 10 of them ran away after 1-2 sessions, 5 of them ran away after multiple sessions and 5 of them are semi-regulars
Being a doll humper is a good way to stay pussy free forever!Post more blow up dolls so all your nice nonny friends can stay totally pussy free too!
>>68668712If you did you would just be wishing you had balls for them to crush again. M*les are hopelessly impossible to please, which is why no one tries.
>>68669585It's unfortunate that there are a lot of people out there that just waste time, makes the dynamic worse for the rest. Although I can't really say I'm blameless myself. It's easy to get scared after you spent too much.
>>68669840Hey, don't disrespect moles like that!
afternoon weed and porn..
>>68669348That's so hot! It must feel so good being able to just let go, giving in to your urges. I'll probably move out next year, really looking forward to it..
>>68670113i do love it don't get me wrong!~ but i'm also so fucking bored during the day (and night...) that i will literally just goon my brains out and masturbate like a horny little plapbitch for hours without giving a fuck about how i look or how i smell...
>>68670146this is mostly me except i have plenty of things to do, i just willingly ignore them so i can OD on more porn and am much happier after accepting it!
>>68670183i honestly do wish i had a job or something but for the time being i'm a smelly little weak neet gooner boyslut living alone so i guess i'll enjoy it...
>>68670146But that's one of the best parts! The less you take care of yourself the more time you have left for gooning. Why take a shower right now when you could start another hour long handsex session?
>>68669840>If you did you would just be wishing you had balls for them to crush againIf my sisters had fun crushing them, then I'd of course wish I had another pair to offer them.
>>68670263i literally stink and haven't showered in 4 days and have been gooning almost nonstop... i'm barely taking care of myself as it is in order to fap my penis sore...