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A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!

>Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/68636233/
>More material:
https://hgoon.booru.org/
https://censored.booru.org/
>Resources:
https://rentry.org/pfg
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I wish I could have sex
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>>68662952
Ahh I'm very sorry, miss. I didn't mean that in a bad way. Please forgive me!!
It's, um, it's 4 inches long...
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>>68663203
Why?
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>>68663246
>Please forgive me!!
You are forgiven when you give your self 5 spanks on each butt cheek with every spank being harder than the last.
>4 inches long...
4 inches "long" ?? hahaahahaha~
Thats not long sweety, I didn't even think dicks can get that short. Maybe I'm a bit spoiled by all the 8 inch cocks I get around here.
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>>68663354
Ouch! My poor butt...
Please don't laugh! It's very embarrassing if a cute girl laughs at my size, specially if she brings up cocks double the size of mine!
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>>68663354
I don't think that anon's that small, Miss Fern! Mine is about 13 cm or 5 inches, and I've heard it's pretty average for a male...
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>>68663418
>Ouch! My poor butt...
Apology accepted.
>t's very embarrassing if a cute girl laughs at my size
I will try not to cutie but thinking about why a little toy like that even exist is just hilarious. What are you even gonna do with it ? Do you even feel it ? Also honey you knoww dick size isn't all about length, the longer it is the girther they are so an 8 inch dick isn't just 2 times bigger than yours its more like 3-4 times bigger~
So put your self in my shoes for a bit honey, what am I going to even do with that stupid pecker~
>>68663437
I decide what's average sweety and you don't make the cut. So sorry but dicklets need to understand this, you are not going to impress anyone honey. So stay home and fuck that slimy fist like the horny little dicklet you are. You can imagine all you want about your fist being my soft tiddies.
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>>68663334
Because it looks amazing it's all I think about
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>>68663563
>So stay home and fuck that slimy fist
Well... that is what I've been doing for days, yes, but not because I have some complex about my dick size! I think it's totally fine, and I could probably find someone if I put in the effort, I'm just lazy and prefer handsex at home...
>You can imagine all you want about your fist being my soft tiddies.
T-Thanks, I'll do just that!
F-fuuuck, your huge breasts are gripping me hard~!
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>>68663563
>thinking about why a little toy like that even exist is just hilarious
So mean! I'm sorry my... thing isn't up to your standards, miss.
>What are you even gonna do with it ? Do you even feel it ?
My tip is kinda sensitive, so when I leak some precum, I like to put a finger under the foreskin and gently massage all over it!
Ahhh, the more you tell me about other bigger members, the more you are making me blush with embarrassment.
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>>68663669
>>68663685
I'm sorry nonnies something came up for me. I have to leave but I hope you both will keep pumping your fists to my big breasts. I'll give both of you 2 kisses on your tiny tips as an apology, chu~ chu~
Please feel all nice for me.
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I wanna goon with another loser to NTR, armpits,or other things. I love 2d armpits and tits

my tag: horny_12341
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>>68663796
Hng, thank you Miss Fern!
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>>68663796
No need to be sorry! Thank you for the conversation, miss. I've been very much enjoying your well endowed chest since the first reply you sent!
And that kiss gave me tingles all over my body. Thank you again!!
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>>68663885
Hello nurse
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being findommed by anons pretending to be bitchy e-girls is a sad life, but at least that life is mine
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Oh hey, new thread
Anyway
...I like this one
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Consensually ballooning /pfg/ anons
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>>68663796
I came from your kiss, thank you Miss Fern...
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>>68663919
That's kind of hot, anon.
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>>68664587
Not usually into inflation, but I approve >>68663947(me)
Picrel
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I just ordered a human-size dog bed
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>>68664805
hence why I can't stop
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>>68664847
Where do I get one of those
Is it meant for pet play
I want to be a puppy girl for my bf
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>>68664927
i just got one on amazon, flufl brand
it's not FOR petplay per se (allegedly) but that's certainly a potential use
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Having sex with mommy's hands and thighs while she teases me for never getting to fuck her pussy...
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>>68664908
Why stop? You should be begging to give them more. Even though you know who they really are, they're acting like your cute egirls so you should be willing to give even more.
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I may have misjudged AI RP bots, chubai has some good ones, just busted a fat nut over in the bathroom.
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>>68665067
Which one? You've gotta share that, especially in a thread like this.
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>>68665110
Never, it's way too weird, even for me in my post-bust clarity.
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>>68664984
because I hate to think about how much money I've probably spent doing it
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>>68664954
I want a mommy to do lewd things with so bad...
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>>68665183
You should turn that hate into something positive. You should cum imagining how much you've splurged on "egirls" who don't give a shit about you.
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>>68665337
I already do that, but it still doesn't bring back all that money
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Really need to give Puerto rican miku my bwc
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>>68665225
Me too. A mommy who lets me be lewd with her but also makes sure I stay pussyfree forever.
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>>68665511
Good. You don't deserve that money if you're just creaming yourself from thinking about it.
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>>68665067
How would you say it compares to JanitorAI?
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>>68665579
fucked up thing to say, but I suppose you're not wrong
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>>68665568
Aww but that's not as fun!
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>>68665624
Haven't used it yet, is it any good?
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>>68665810
To me it very much is and is completely free, but I have very limited experience with chatbots. Search function is kinda shit and it's absolutely FLOODED with shitty fujo bots but I suspect that's the case for any free chatbot.
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>>68665856
Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out
Chub is free too, there is quite some variety due to the NSFL tag, for the kinkier stuff
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>>68665543
white people will stick their dicks into anything
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>>68666584
I'll stick my dick in you faggot
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I have to go to work but I wanna keep splurting my beta seed on the floor for porned up furry bimbos...
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>>68666666
Ayo, based.
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>>68664828
think of it more as a TF thing then :)
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>>68666666
Love can bloom, even in the garbage pile...
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>>68667857

Retarded Ballooner supremacy~
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>Only gooner encouragement stuff I find on porn sites are either overly edited garbage of ugly chicks dancing in front of a greenscreen or shitty jois where 70% of the dialogue is swearing and fendom
>/gif/ is just shitty splitgreens
Pain.
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wanna get into findomming a boy until he's a broke sputtering bankrupt walletbitch but i want to do it by fully pretending to be his stupid dick draining cartoon girlfriend, literally RPing his fave vidya waifu 24/7, listening to how his day went and gaming with him and fawning over him constantly and sending him "nudes" from r34 even as i drain his account dry with dinner dates and clothing costs and scam payment after scam payment after scam payment for his "toon girlfriend", i wanna have a boy wrapped completely around my finger and so deeply immersed in the fantasy of his waifu being real it passes from parasocial to schizo for him even as his "wife" robs him cent by cent into bankruptcy..... which i feel like is way more commitment then a findom is normally supposed to have :(
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I wish I had someone to make my addictions worse...
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>>68668068
I'll do the balloon thing if I get inflatable tits and "anatomically correct" openings as part of it.
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I still love Mal0
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>>68668068
squeak squrk!

>>68668472
It's a broad church that accepts everything from big dumb permagrin balloons to O-faced sexdoll fucktoys!
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>>68668098
It's unusually mostly because of the fact that dommes don't want to put in that kind of effort, and not because of a lack of interest on subs part. To be honest it sounds like a perfect relationship to me
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>>68668196
Post tag.
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>>68668498
Same!
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>>68668644
Hell yeah brother
Any sort of fantasies or kinks you have with her?
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I wish I had cute sisters to crush my balls.
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>>68666666
Checked
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>>68668679
God I don’t even know…but I do enjoy futa so I’d love to fuck and get fucked!
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>>68668641
.ailrin
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>>68668582
Pussy free perma-losers should surrender to their sexdolls~!
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>>68668593
i assumed that the lack of interest/effort was a turn on, like you're falling for someone whose barely trying and could care less about you and are STILL getting scammed, but that's the main way people seem to findom boys and it just does not manage to hit on my predatory instincts at all. i need the thrill of the long chase! i need to fully commit to an obviously glaringly fake role, i need to tell a gullible little walletboy he's dating the real Tracer Overwatch or Asuka Langley or whatever his dumb little 2D object of fascination is and text and game and talk for hours on end with him fully in character, to send him sexts and learn all about his life and dote on him constantly, to wrap him so deeply in the lie and make him feel so desired that he fronts meals and jewelry and constant fistfuls of cash to his own detriment to a fucking cartoon character who he fully believes is in deep obsessive love with him!!! and this just doesnt seem to be the whole appeal of findomming for most people???
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>>68668969
submitting to inflatable, is one of the hottest dumb fantasies to me.

Particularly if it's just a regular inanimate inflatable
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i moved into my own place to finally live on my own away from my family and i just fucking goon and fap all the time because i have nothing else to do
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I dreamt about a girl sticking her tongue in my mouth and it felt really good...
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>>68669074
Most people want to findom with the most efficient effort / payout ratio, so that's why the disinterested style is what's most visible. People who are into it for the power dynamic are few and far between. I know that there are people out there who would love the idea of getting completely wrapped around the finger of someone who scams them in such a intimate way.
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>>68669515
speaking as a dom that puts in far more effort than 90% of the findoms out there let me tell you right now that subs are just too flakey. some people are really into the findom fantasy but can't pay/don't want to pay when it really comes down to it so they fuck off. some people are just flakey little bitches that don't have what it takes to go for something that they know they want tso they run away before it really comes down to it. out of some 50-ish subs that i've dommed over the course of a year i'd say that a solid 30 of them never went anywhere, 10 of them ran away after 1-2 sessions, 5 of them ran away after multiple sessions and 5 of them are semi-regulars
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Being a doll humper is a good way to stay pussy free forever!
Post more blow up dolls so all your nice nonny friends can stay totally pussy free too!
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>>68668712
If you did you would just be wishing you had balls for them to crush again. M*les are hopelessly impossible to please, which is why no one tries.
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>>68669585
It's unfortunate that there are a lot of people out there that just waste time, makes the dynamic worse for the rest. Although I can't really say I'm blameless myself. It's easy to get scared after you spent too much.
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>>68669840
Hey, don't disrespect moles like that!
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afternoon weed and porn..
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>>68669348
That's so hot! It must feel so good being able to just let go, giving in to your urges. I'll probably move out next year, really looking forward to it..
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>>68670113
i do love it don't get me wrong!~ but i'm also so fucking bored during the day (and night...) that i will literally just goon my brains out and masturbate like a horny little plapbitch for hours without giving a fuck about how i look or how i smell...
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>>68670146
this is mostly me except i have plenty of things to do, i just willingly ignore them so i can OD on more porn and am much happier after accepting it!
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>>68670183
i honestly do wish i had a job or something but for the time being i'm a smelly little weak neet gooner boyslut living alone so i guess i'll enjoy it...
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>>68670146
But that's one of the best parts! The less you take care of yourself the more time you have left for gooning. Why take a shower right now when you could start another hour long handsex session?
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>>68669840
>If you did you would just be wishing you had balls for them to crush again
If my sisters had fun crushing them, then I'd of course wish I had another pair to offer them.
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>>68670263
i literally stink and haven't showered in 4 days and have been gooning almost nonstop... i'm barely taking care of myself as it is in order to fap my penis sore...
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>>68670210
you should embrace it nonny!! you're surrounded by the most stimulating porn in human history, most people would commit crimes to live even half a year like you do, getting deeper and DEEPER plapping their handpussies while the hours fade away in dopamine rush after dopamine rush...
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>>68670309
Basic hygiene can wait, anon. What really matters right now is listening to your body. How it feels as you keep pumping nonstop. Your breath becoming shallow whenever you get close. Do you really want this to end?
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>>68670397
you're really making me want to continue handfucking my precum lotioned up handpussy like a horny fucking permavirgin again...

>>68670417
i honestly don't want it to end while i'm in the middle of being a horny stupid dumb fucking pumptard loser because when i'm like that all my worries and stress go away!
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>>68670397
>you're surrounded by the most stimulating porn in human history
We never stood a chance, huh..
fuck...
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>>68670460
Exactly. It's a great stress relief, isn't it? Makes all those negative feelings go away as the only thing on your mind is how amazing it feels being a hentai-loving fistfucker. Fap, fap fap. Until the sun rises.
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>>68670460
your entire bloodline has culminated into keeping you cozy warm and fed, completely entrenched in a mountain of sweaty hedonism as more and more porn gets branded into your psyche. do your family and yourself a favor, goon lots~ we all know what's best for you...
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>>68670543
fapping, moaning, pumping, gooning like the fucking losersimp i am... the only reason i'd not be doing it 24/7 is if i was playing my gacha games to whale for sexy girls and fap to them ingame...

>>68670610
somehow it feels kind of nice to acknowledge the fact that my family's bloodline will literally end with me because i'm a pussyfree loser that'll never have sex and i'll always be a virgin that pumps into my hand for porn <3
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>>68668098
Fuck fuck fuck I need this with Helsie or Evie...
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>>68670645
Stroking for hours until you finally muster up enough willpower and open your favorite gacha to play...only to be greeted by the same sexy women you just came to. What a vicious cycle...
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>>68668098
Holy based. Ever done this to someone? Findom is so much hotter when the dom is actually into it.
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>>68670795
alternating between spurting out liters of cum from gooning and paypigging for my favorite waifus in my gachas sounds like the ultimate dream come true nnnnghhhhhhhh it feels so fucking good to just give in to my desires like this
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>>68670853
Feels so good, feels so right. Just let your heart decide what's good for you! What you should fap to. On which waifu you should spend your NEETbux on. You just moved out so it's fine to take your sweet time enjoying yourself! Just don't think too much and focus on that feeling between your legs~
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Shoutout to that one anon who said they'd give me free housing if I didnt shower and stroked my cock day. I kinda want that now...
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>>68671117
pumping makes me dumber but i don't care about the risks as long as i get to feel good so you're right anon!~ i'll stop thinking and instead just pump, goon, moan, pay and worship porn like a good loser <3
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>>68671175
Good boy. Just treat this like a long summer vacation. Everything is allowed. Even if that means spending an entire month cooped up inside your room, having sweaty handsex and whaling in gacha games until you're broke. You deserve it!
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>>68671305
there's new genshin content out so i'll probably paypig a whole bunch of my neet money for that <3 at the same time i'll overdose until i become a pornaddict and then some on all of the delicious 2d goddesses i could only dream of fucking... my room literally stinks so bad now from sweat and precum...
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when I read the OP i thought it would be straight male gooners but it seems to be all bisexual gays here.
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>>68671338
Nothing like starting your NEET vacation with lots of gacha girl simping. Make sure you keep rolling until you get what you want. The fap session afterwards will make it ALL worth it!
>my room literally stinks so bad now from sweat and precum...
That's cute. Don't change your sheets. Close your windows instead. Just go with the flow and embrace feeling this good 24/7, mkay?
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>>68671528
i simped so much for nicole that i even gave my lewd friend $100 for rolls on her >.< the windows are permanently closed, the curtains have been pulled shut and i haven't changed my sheets in 2 weeks now i think so everything is properly prepared to ensure that my room stinks an awful amount whilst i worship female curves from top to bottom like a pornsimp!
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>>68671557
>i even gave my lewd friend $100 for rolls on her
Lewd. Spending your money in such a lavish fashion! Just don't get TOO carried away unless you want to be stuck eating instant ramen for the rest of the month, nonny~
>the windows are permanently closed, the curtains have been pulled shut and i haven't changed my sheets in 2 weeks now i think
Now that's some dedication. It must be so comfy for you, cut off from the rest of the world as you waste yet another week indulging your urges and nurturing your fap addiction. And I think that's really hot.
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>>68671665
Squishing male balls with female high heels!
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>>68671822
to tell you the truth i'm already on an instant ramen diet so to speak, they're dirt cheap and i can buy them in bulk for almost nothing so they provide me with a lot of nourishment as i get to spend my money on other desires~ plus they're quick to make which leaves me with sooooooo much time for worshipping perfect 2d girls that won't stop seducing me into being a horny mindbless fapmonkey for them day in, day out nnnghhh i just can't get enough of their tits and asses...
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>>68671842
The only fate that my virgin balls deserve.
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>>68665665
June...
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>>68671872
> they're quick to make which leaves me with sooooooo much time for worshipping perfect 2d girls
Very smart, nonny! And 2D girls will never let you down. Sure, some might call it "unhealthy" to spend all of your resources (time, money, libido) on anime Goddesses, but who cares what these normies say? This is totally who you were meant to be, a permavirgin who got caught in the spider web that is anime porn and is way too addicted to escape!
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>>68670309
This is literally one of the top 3 reasons why I wanna live alone. Fuck I get hard just thinking about going several days without bathing but I could never do it living with others.
It sucks to have to kill your horny musk every day! Wonder if I could get away with once every two days...
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>>68670853
if you haven't already, you should set aside some of those gacha funds to purchase a nice plastic pussy to make the pumping feel even better~
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>>68672732
Nta, but I really hope that you get to live like that one day.
I rarely bath and my own gooner stink turns me on like nothing else can. I can almost cum just from the smell alone. I was worried that someday I'd go "nose blind" to my own stink, but I can still smell it nice and strong after all these years. I can't get enough of it.
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>>68673124
That's soooo hot, the feedback loop of pleasure from just touching and sometimes looking at my cock is already more than enough to keep me addicted and my hand hooked on this goonstick, I can't imagine if the sense of smell was also constantly giving me positive reinforcement. Mine is squeaky clean since I shower daily, but I can imagine waking up to the goonmusk of your morning wood would make you wanna start gooning right in bed!
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>>68673250
Lifting up the covers when I wake up and being hit with all the stink that built up inside is almost enough to make me cum instantly.
I'm also glad that I'm not the only one who like to look at their own cock. I love porn, but sometimes I like to just lean back in a comfy chair and bask in the sight and smell of my cock as I make myself feel good. It's a strangely intimate experience.



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