official pony thread
>>70880709First. thanks for baking.
>>70880781no prob. i've been planning this thread for a while. every batch of ponies i make, i select my favorites to upscale for 4k wallpaper. so this one is all those pics, after i saved up enough to fill a whole thread.
>>70880847Hey! that's nice to hear. I want to see the commander Rainbow Dash.
>>70880959of every 300 or so i generate, 20-30 get selected.
>>70881011She is so pretty.
>>70881151yeah, that was a good batch.
>>70881220I wonder if wing armor hinders her flight?
>>70881356that's not armor. it was shown in the episode to be a prosthetic. a cybernetic replacement.
>>70881457what happened to her wings? how did she lost them?
>>70883912in her timeline, the mane 6 were never friends, which meant they didn't stop king sombra. so she apparently lost a wing in the war that ensued when he attacked equestria.
>>70883912Did you not watch the show?
>>70884282Not that episode.
>>70884377Season 5 episode 25: The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 1. Watch it.
>>70885428The one with the CRT was better.
>>70885956too dated.
>>70887073CRT is superior technology.
>>70887196those old things are filled with lead.
>>70887236The heaviest of tubes have only have five or six pounds of lead. Also, unless it was made prior to sometime in the 70s, the lead is only in the funnel and neck. The screen contains barium and strontium. Leaded glass turns brown when exposed to x-rays.
Mi mama me dijo que ando dando las nalgas.
>>70887501have fun fouling the land.
>>70888417Shouldn't happen assuming the recyclers do their job right.Not that I get rid of my tubes anyway.
>>70893382those places are all staffed by uncaring niggers. if they do their job right, it's an accident.
GUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW-8yCKwhBE
anyone else thinkin about filly smell today?
Hello everypone.
Ah crap. I can't even play war thunder like this.
>>70953054hey there.
>>70953095Hello Smokey.
>>70953158how's it going?
>>70953351Horrible.Yesterday I was changing oil, filters and spark plugs for our old cars and 2 sparkplug wires of my car broke at the connector I ordered new ones but they haven't arrived. the wires were almost 20 years old so hey at least they lasted quite some time.Oh yes. yesterday I got to meet my nephew. I gave him my little matchbox trash truck. but, I also saw my uncle and he didn't even wanted to talk to me.How are you doing?
>>70953625on the upside, your mom won't be able to borrow the car now. i'm, fine, just finishing work for the day.
>>70953625Stay strong.
>>70953786I got the wires and installed them already.>>70955396I'm 3 millimeters away from losing it.I'm so fucking mad that my brother sold my ticket to see metallica. I'm boiling with hatred and I want to beat him up.
>>70956423maybe you can get a ticket from a scalper.
>>70956496I was going to buy one for myself, but the fact that he sold my ticket is unforgivable.
>>70956636it's true that was a lousy thing to do.
>>70957309I went outside to walk with my mom and my dogs to calm myself down and clear my thoughts.
Oh yes and another good thing. my PC is not behaving like Biden anymore, when I browse the internet it never goes above 40°C. I wonder if an outdated bios is so bad to cause all these problems. I never even bothered to update the bios of my old PC.
>>70960485bios can affect the system in many ways. i wouldn't be surprised.
>>70960528I was legit worried that my PC would die again. hows Luna and your cat?
>>70960742they're doing well. luna got to go to the dog park the other day, and met another dog there that was also named luna.
>>70960831Oh that's nice. is Luna friendly with other dogs? today Lucy got to meet two dogs named Kira and Muñeca when I went to pick up the wires at the spare parts store. I also saw a Tesla Cybertruck and took a picture of it. oh yes and Lucy also said hi to my friends the drunkards.
>>70961003she gets along well with other dogs unless she gets too friendly with their owners. then there can be some jealousy. this time she picked a particular old man who she decided she really really liked. i could tell she was making him nervous by hovering around him. she could be a therapy dog if she wasn't so exuberant.
>>70961130I'm scared when people try to pet Lucy, she doesn't trust strangers. my other dog Bebe he is super friendly a little too friendly I'd say. if a rober got into the house Lucy would tear him apart but Bebe might wiggle his tail at him.
>>70961408>>70961419both are very cute pups. i get scared when people pet luna too, just because she can easily ruin your shirt if she gets excited and jumps up on you. though she seems to be a bit more careful with others than she is with me.
i had the vet trim her dog talons before i took her out in public.
>>70961472Thank you.>>70961582I'm scared to let the vet cut the nails of Lucy they're black. I sometimes trim them with my dremel, but she hates it. it takes me like 40 minutes to do all of them and I have to constantly pull her paws.
>>70961724luna has never growled at me, but the one time i tried to use a dremel on her nails, she looked at me like "let's not go down this road." the vet didn't want to cut them at first since they're also solid black, but he eventually got the job done.
i've actually started to see those cybertrucks pretty frequently now. saw three in the last week. hideous waste of money imo.
>>70961811One day Lucy chewed the USB of my old HP keyboard. I grabbed the fly swatter and I hit her, she barked and growled at me. I'm really sorry for doing that. at the obedience training course, they tell you to leave your dog laying down and then walk over them, if your dog trusts you they will stay laying down if they don't trust you they will get up. I still try that test and she immediately gets up, she doesn't trust me.
>>70962092I was surprised to see how big they are. the owner of the truck looked a bit intimidating, so I asked if I could take a picture of it and he said yes. I heard that 10 of these trucks made it into Mexico and two were destroyed within one week. people don't know how fast they can accelerate.
>>70962190my previous dog sweetie once chewed up my whole wallet, bank card and all. luna doesn't typically chew things, but if she does it's usually just a piece of junk mail that got loose. i still speak firmly to her about it and make sure she shows remorse. i've actually never physically disciplined her. i dislike putting her in any situation where someone might be mean. she looks like a killer but has never barked at anyone.
>>70962253is it already rusting up? yeah they are absolutely gigantic in person.
>>70962382Yeah it looked stained. they were installing that mate grey wrapping on it maybe a good choice if they don't want it to get more stained.>>70962292>my previous dog sweetie once chewed up my whole wallet, bank card and all.Holy fuck! my blood would have been boiling.Lucy learned to never chew anything but her toys so I'm kinda glad she learned.>i still speak firmly to her about it and make sure she shows remorse.Do you use a certain word to speak firmly to her? I call Lucy caca and Bebe malo and they know they're in trouble if I say those words.
>>70962614it's just going to keep rusting under that wrap. they should have hit it with some steel wool first. that's what delorean drivers had to do.i think luna generally gets my drift if i hold the destroyed thing in one hand and ask "did you do this?" i have to keep myself from laughing when i do it because of her reaction.
>>70962704I love fine steel wool. >i have to keep myself from laughing when i do it because of her reaction.Aw. my dog Bebe comes over when I'm arguing raising my voice or getting mad he gives me his paw to calm me down.
>>70962888often luna will give me one paw, then both paws, in kind of a half standing hunch when she wants to make a point. i call this her begging posture.
>>70963041I find it amazing that they're intelligent enough to figure out all of these things. they are able to read our body language and expressions.
>>70963295they've lived alongside us since the dawn of time, but they can't speak our language. as such, they've evolved to read us even better than we read ourselves.
Ah crap. I'm tired of being so depressed and crazy these days. I'm going to sleep early. take care everypone.
>>70963957have a good night.
Hello everypone!
>>70972978hey there
>>70973107Heya! how are you doing? also good rain coat since it's raining a lot over here.
Forgot the pone.
>>70973184just working. i'm glad the rain cleared here. it's still pretty wet out. how are you?
>>70973308it was raining there? because of a cold front? I'm not too bad. my right foot hurts quite a bit because I kicked a wall yesterday. what was I thinking?
>>70973445i hate when walls get in the way of my fists and feet. yeah, it was stormy as fuck here.
>>70973861I'm going to walk with my dog. take care man, see you later.
>>70974606see you later.
I'm a diaper lover who was recently introduced to crinkle ponies and I fell in love with them. I love want to baby myself up, turn off my brain and watch my little pony. Where’s a good place to watch the show?
>>70976569show's cancelled.
>>70976872And completely deleted from the internet? :(
>>70977011they're still up on youtube. but be prepared to sift through the failed subsequent generations after FiM that no one watched.
my best friend for a while was a diaper brony. he's dead now. or sick. or possibly really really depressed. or perchance, living his best life. it's not clear actually. his name was blewberry. he was an acquired taste in terms of his interpersonal relationships, but a valued ally and confidant. a man of conviction and inner strength. one time he wrote another of our friend's name on a burrito, then stuck it up his ass and ate it. the burrito, not his ass. or possibly his ass too. it's not clear.
>>70977376That’s a bit strange… I just don’t like peeing in the potty. Much easier to let go whenever
>>70977438like i said, he was an acquired taste. his heart was in the right place, and that's what counts.
>>70977463I mean I’d definitely get along with him! Im more than happy to talk diapers. I just wouldn’t do that stuff. I’m a pathetic virgin and I’m pretty sure my love of diapers has condemned me to stay that way. So I settle for pissing myself and humping my diaper or wanding it
>>70977641hey, whatever floats your boat. yeah, you'd probably get along. maybe he'll reappear some day. it's only been like 5-10 years since he was around.
The upload limit remains atrocious.
>>70976569>I'm a diaper loverStraight to Treblinka.>>70977376>his name was blewberry.Sometimes I remember him. I wonder what happened to him.>>70974725I bought the new clutch for my car, I'm going to change it at my house a friend from school on Saturday. we are going to smoke weed on my terrace after we are done. my mom no longer gives a fuck when I smoke. I just cant smoke in my room, I don't like to smoke indoors anyway.
>>70984184poor old jared. he kind of lost it toward the end. last seen 6 years ago.
>>70984281Do you think he went completely crazy? he had a job as a chef or something like that right? he was fun and maybe chaotic neutral.
>>70984422last time i saw him, he said he'd lost interest in everything. so i don't know. hopefully he found whatever he needed to get right with himself.
>>70984462If I had known that Skitty was dangerous. I wouldn't have bothered him with Blewberry regret doing that.>last time i saw him, he said he'd lost interest in everything.Not even I have reached that point, when I'm feeling suicidal so that's something scary to read. hopefully he is doing well. I remember his scooter.Now that I remember friends from the past I wonder if Travis poster is doing well. last time we saw him was like 2 years ago. he had a really severe and crippling borderline personality disorder.
>>70984540i want to say blew's last known whereabouts were somewhere in iowa. or idaho.
>>70984632Have you ever been to those places?
>>70984668no, but i've been to oklahoma. it's like those other two states, but without any corn or potatoes. and worse weather. the midwest is a weird place, i loved driving on their insanely flat roads.
>>70984726>i loved driving on their insanely flat roads.For how many hours? I once drove 3 hours and I felt like my ass was as flat as a precision granite block.
>>70984897i used to be a long distance driver. so i can drive up to 14 hours straight through. america is very boring to drive through. it's all pretty much the same buildings everywhere, just different store names. one time outside san antonio tx, i encountered a mall that was a copy-paste clone of the mall by my parents' old house. it was closed so i had to piss on their dumpster. the mall. not my parents.
>>70985014i used to be a long distance driver. so i can drive up to 14 hours straight through. america is very boring to drive through.Holy crap! I can't imagine myself doing that I would have to stop every 4 hours to walk.>america is very boring to drive through.My dad told me that when he used to work for Detroit diesel, he had to travel to the US constantly. he once drove from Mexico city to Houston. he also says that driving in the US is safer because people are less crazy when compared to driving in Mexico.>it was closed so i had to piss on their dumpster. the mall. not my parents.
>it was closed so i had to piss on their dumpster. the mall. not my parents.lol.
>>70985265long distance driving can be brutal once exhaustion sets in. i tried every energy drink but they all made me have to piss like a racehorse. my truck also only had a tuner radio, and the seats would not recline. also GPS wasn't really a thing, i had map books and pages printed out from this obsolete site called mapquest. i drove out as far as corpus christie tx. cute beach town that smells like gas from the nearby refinery.
>>70985230>he once drove from Mexico city to Houston. he also says that driving in the US is safer because people are less crazy when compared to driving in Mexico.He must not know about I-45. One of the deadliest highways in America with the most dangerous section running through Houston.
>>70986455i think he would know about the road if he drove there on it. the deadliest highway in the us is probably a cakewalk compared to mexico.
>>70986535I used to have to be on that highway. Every time it was like Russian roulette. Is someone going to road rage at me for simply entering the highway? Is someone going to road rage at me for trying to get over to my left hand exit that is uncomfortably close to the ramp I entered on? Will I hit the car that changed lanes without signaling just inches from my bumper? Will the car tailgating just inches from my rear bumper hit me? Will the car adjacent to me try to change into my lane and attempt to occupy the same space that I am? Oh look! That guy is clearly drunk.
>>70986535Oh, and lets not forget that highway is perpetually under construction. It was under construction before I was born, under construction while I lived there and under construction when I left. Legend has it that it is still under construction.
>>70987130bah, sounds like a normal day in atlanta. you have to tailgate those cars or someone will try to merge in on you. gotta close that gap. luckily the driver in front will often help by slamming on his brakes suddenly over and over.
signaling lanes is a sign of weakness. you can't let the enemy drivers know what you're going to do next.
>>70987418You are part of the problem.
>>70987478signaling lets the slow driver in front of me know i'm about to turn, allowing him to also turn and reverse follow me.
>>70987567He would have done that anyway.
>>70987584not if i went straight. you don't know this hypothetical guy. there's no telling what he could possibly do. in fact, i think i might just stop short and begin reversing in the opposite direction. he'll never expect that.
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>>70987634you would get theoretically murdered so fast around here.
>>70986535>the deadliest highway in the us is probably a cakewalk compared to mexico.Yes. highways are scary here, they are full of truckers that are high on meth and robbers that shoot at semi trucks to stop them. oh yes the highways are in a deplorable state full of potholes.>>70987418I try my best to use my blinkers, but sometimes I forget to use them. also people here don't give a fuck they if you use them.
I'm honestly scared of driving on the highway. I avoid it as much as I can. I can't bring my gun on the highway, even if I did I would end up outgunned and full of lead. so yeah I'm scared.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21d9knOZNIhttps://youtu.be/AAUynMaDQ6k?t=155
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>>70987926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmSaCfmEyew
>>70987782yeah, we at least don't have sustained gunfire. sporadic at most.
>>70988060I either kill myself or die by natural circumstances, but I don't want to get my head cut off by those people. I would be ok if they just shot me in the head and spare me all of the suffering.
>>70988167Ramming speed.
>>70988204Nah. I don't want to get crushed to death, by trying to ram them and get into an accident. if I need to travel I would take a bus or a plane. I'm not driving on the highway.
I'm going to eep. take care everypone.
>>70990220good night.
