A thread for horny anons to pump, goon, and worship girls that make them go PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot ropes of thick, gooey, nutslop.Rules: NO SHOTA OR LOLI, no weird fetishes and don't be a dramafaggot.Gooning/Edging is obligatory while posting ITT.
GOONERS WYA?!~
>>70938665I'm here throbbing for nasty fertile slampigs
>>70938665Yoinking my sploinky
>>70938665Here on the goon train never wanting to get off except to get off
>>70938665Looking for shitholes to suck on...
>>70938726Let me help you with that then~
>>70938665Looking at absolutely filthy cum churning plapmeat while my cock twitches and leaks~
>>70938762Keep pumping~>>70938837No stops on the goon train~
Fat quarian wobble cakes...
>>70938870Ohhh yesss that's my throbbing studcock in the pic getting reading to plap and fill both of those fat ass wobble whores to the brim
>>70938894Fuuuuuuuuck yes, gooning 5 hours to Tali's ME3 dance is one of my life's highlights!
>>70938936Nothing beats jerking to stupid, dummy thick suit rats~
>>70938972Fuck those cheeks are so jiggly I’d pump endless loads between them~
>>70938869This anon gets it... I want to worship cutie buttholes..
>>70938972Canon pornbody proportions fuck, that webm you posted has wrung out so many loads out of it, it's downright hypnotic.
>>70938869Ass-sucking rimjobs are the best~
>>70938869Make out with my hairy shithole while I pump
>>70938996>>70939021Everytime I see that one render of Tali I just immediately think of all the krogans just breaking that tight quarian snatch in~
>>70939103For me it's Varren knots being unsuspectingly compatible with Quarian biology and getting her absolutely intoxicated on their sexual pheromones and knots on her Tuchanka step of her Pilgrimage (and yes, she sampled plenty of Krogan cock there too)I love my hotwife Tali!
>>70939145Poor suitrats been rutted into the dirt so many times by those alien mutts that her cunt just starts GUSHING the second she catches a whiff of those musky, slick knotted Varren cocks~ Tali's puffy purple snatch swollen and glazed in honey for Varren knots...
>>70938869Nonny, you can suck on my NEET shithole any time you want~ I'm about to start fucking my onahole, so I need a good goonslut to take care of my balls and asshole at the same time~
>>70939021I want to be crushed while I pump out my viscous funky smelly load
>>70939190I can just imagine all the scenthound Varren in Tuchanka being drawn in to Tali's overwhelming, built-up musk and sweat underneath that suit as she recalls her misadventures hunting the Alpha Varren in ME1, glistening cocks half-peering out of their sheaths, spilling fully and leaking translucent semen the second they get a direct whiff of her soaked groin~I'm leaving for bed soon but I'd love to goon and plap to Quarians some more, got a tag Anon?
>>70939291And she just tells herself she's just helping the alien mutts out, a bit of relief from the stress of hunting over such over baring masters as the krogan... SCHLLLK... SCHLLLK.... SCHLLLk... K-Keelah...>got a tagI dont really do much on discord sorry!
>>70939875triggered my need to goon i'm already half-stiff
so pent up, I was on vacation but now I can worship tits again
>>70939921
>>70939875>>70940080ai slop ass is the best
>>70940800Better than human artists?
>>70941518better and faster
>>70941518Yeehaw.
>>70941523That's insulting to the effort they put in...
>>70941544and? dont have to time to wait around for my fapfuel
>>70941566Well, I can't argue with that... Are they dumb to not adapt?
Enjoy boys
>>70941854they can bc it hurts their artist pride
>>70941876You mean "they can't?"
>>70942348oh damn didnt notice... guess thats what i get for waking up horny and not thinking straight
>>70942359It's okay, Manuel.
>>70942367who?
>>70942389who?
>>7093864911 already?
>>70939908Deffo pear shaped!
>>70941544Fucking massive.
Why are white girls with phat ghetto donks so fucking good? Peak female form
>>70938927Need a plapslut to ruin like that.
>>70941865Thanks babe
>>70941865I don't want to enjoy boys though. I want to enjoy girls and their tits and butts.
Where is everyone?
Are there any threadsluts lurking about? Need to mount you from behind and wedge my 17cm NEET goonpole between your caked up twerkglobes until I spray the back of your skull with my nasty ball batter.
Obligatory sweaty wobblemeat post
>>70939197That made my clitty stand up at attention~!
>>70954205Yes please hotdog my ass, when I go to sleep nude.
This would be me everyday if i was in genshin
>>70958613Built for futa super mutant cock~.
>>70958527what is that green thing?
>>70957852Always wanted to PLAP a sleeping slut~
>>70959043PLAPPING vtuber whores~
>>70958928You can hotdog my butt and shove a dildo into my mouth.
I love coming to these threads just to goon to all the sluts shamelessly posting to get other anons off.
squidwife
>>70961903I always plap like a bastard to the /v/ threads
>>70962115My last /v/ ban was from gooning with like three anons in a splacoom thread a few months ago
>>70961903>>70962152Are they like the Midna threads? I thought it was just generic waifuposting not full blown cumrope-milking goonseshes, might have to check them out sometime.
>>70962213Just depends if anyone's willing to edge a ban just as hard as they're willing to edge their goonsticks, I've been in a few really fuckin horny ones
>>70962152Sounds worth it. I don't usually see a lot of fapping encouragement in those threads nowadays, sadly.>>70962213I have been in a few myself recently and as I said, they don't have all that sexy PLAP energy, but would be fun if an anon like you joins to change that in the future
>>70962275>>70962286I know nothing of this series other than the fact that Squid Girls make my dick shoot up to my belly and start beading some premature gunk while craving sloppy handsex.
>>70962344>doesn't know the intricate lore of how squids became land walking plap machines>just knows how badly he wants to stroke to sweaty pale squid idol twerk cakeshoooot
>>70962213Haven't been to /v/ooning threads in a while, but can confirm that I always ended up blasting thick ropes to them. It's crazy good, and very few threads get this much nut from me~
>>70962414>>70962427>>70962344I lied actually, I know squidpumpers like to use the term "splatzone" a lot which sounds hot AF and I just imagine a roving gang of rabid /v/ gooners pushing out hot dense semen out on Squid Girls, that's my entire knowledge of this series.
>>70962452What's it gonna take for "splatzone" to catch on as a term for splatoon gooning threads?
>>70962427Something is just stupid hot about trying your hardest to post the raunchiest shit you can without getting hammered>>70962452Cornering Marie after a show insisting that you need to empty your tar thick ball slop all over her splatzone!!
>>70962546Stupid sexy squid, I wandered into her show due to friends and now I've got a huge smelly boner pressing in my pants needing to be drained. Goonslut needs to take responsibility and shake her fat ass to fuel my pumps until I grunt out my gunk...
>>70962582And she just lets out a long sigh, staring right at your rock hard throbbing cock bulge with that usual cold expression, knowing damn well it'll be faster if she just hurries up and accepts her place as your goonbait. >Start tugging your cock already....
>>70962546I usually cum after I get banned, assuming I haven't managed to drag an anon and his hard cock into my discord DMs yet. For a while, I lewdposted exclusively on /v/
>>70962676Absolutely! Nothing hotter than a girl silently judging your overflowing goone horniness while poorly hiding her disgust as your musk wafts through the air and more of your nasty filthy juices start to drench her thighs and clothes, yet she just won't stop acting slutty for your penis' pleasure... this Marie squid really tickles my simp tendencies geez~>>70962700I love being a lewd temptress in /v/, blueboard dickpumping and gooning is like, thrice as pleasurable for a fifth of the effort.
>>70962700Who knows, we've probably sat there goading each other on to stupid sexy splatoon jerk bait without even knowing it~
>>70962427nta but FUCK, I want to search for them now~ I love gooning to other nonny goonsessions >>70962676My babymaking rod is stiff and thirsty for squid donk… im stroking
>>70962748Watching her bounce between scowling at how much pungent pre-nut you keep splattering across her chubby ass cheeks to avoiding eye contact because she would NEVER admit how hard her cunt was clenching being forced to be this gross weirdos personal pornstar... Yet there she is S P R E A D I N G her precious idol goods for some goontard she doesn't even know the name of~
>>70962756Maybe! If you were the anon posting about Frye's tits, I blew twice to you~. >>70962748My cock gets the stiffest when I read about other anons blowing their loads in blueboards. I'm addicted at this point~
>>70962748Bless you lewd posters on /v/, I get triggered so bad sometimes when I scroll past a thread that's basically just spamming pump material and I always end up running to a bathroom
>>70962867Gosh now I'm truly porning hard AF to squids. Are they canonically into seafood or is that viewed as taboo in their culture? Because I'm brewing up some strong fishy-smelling nutbroth for these squidsluts rn, fuck. Gonna flood her rack and cleft with wadded up clumps of goontard spunk while she breaks the floodgates of her pussy at the same time she calls me a fucking loser over and over and over again~>>70962891>>70962914God it feels good to see so many /v/ pornhounds in one place, it's like pumping dick amongst friends. Blueposter sperm just tastes the best~
>>70963011You make it sound like you've given me head tons of times back in /v/~ >>70962914You're welcome, nonny~ Just make sure to let the entire thread know whenever you pull your cock out and whenever you start spewing your nutslop on us~
>>70963011They eat all kinds of seafood so I don't see why a famous idol like Marie would have ANY complaints about you painting her fucking face with rope after rope of that disgustingly steamy ball slop! She's hates being used as gooner slutbait so badly that she even lets you hook your grubby cock stinking hands into her mouth while you smear that thick gooey nut all over her face~ (She definitely isn't fingering herself retarded while she huffs your cock musk)>all the /v/ gooners converging is making me ACTUALLY need to jerk off
>>70963011Would love to be in a room with everyone posting in lewd /v/ Threads for frotting and pumping cocks together Random question for nonnies, are there any threads for posting lolis cause I see you shouldn't in this one
>>70963164Took you long enough! Everybody else is already tugging on their fuckrods for hours on end~
>>70963268Who would've thought a bit of innocent teasing about caked up idols would lead to a sweaty sloppy group goon sesh, obsessing over which piece of stroke bait we wanna glaze the most
>>70963139If you post in Midna threads or the assorted lewd furry threads probably, tho I'm much more likely to latch my mouthhole to your asshole than to slurp up your tadpoles~>>70963181>Would love to be in a room with everyone posting in lewd /v/ Threads for frotting and pumping cocks togetherUGGGGGH I knowwwwwwww this is the main reason I'm such an e-whore goonslut and goonstud, just the visual of a bunch of guys getting together to stroke mad fucking cock to porn is sooooooo fucking hot, I'm completely addicted~>>70963164Good to know all the pungent, potent ball gravvy I'm cooking up won't be going to waste then! Fuck, my foreskin's utterly CLOGGED with stinky fapjuices, it's sounding just like I'm having hot sex with squid girls if I close my eyes.Ough fuck, I can just imagine them being EXTRA weak to fishy peeled gooner penis stench, imagine them wandering into the /v/ goonroom, they wouldn't EVER want to leave all those greased up penises bubbling hot mansperm by the bucketload~Also FUCK this chocolatey squid is making my fat balls ride up in my sack real bad with the need to sperm~
>>70963331Stupid sexy emotionless plapbaiting slut needs that cold expression wiped off her face with thick greasy gooner cocks!~
>>70963331It really is such a beautiful visual, imagine the smell of all those desperate cocks in one room, would you start offering yourself to the other Gooners so they don't need to use their hands?
>>70963331Speaking as the threads' biggest Frye simp, she'd love to make you spew that thick sperm for her~Me? I'm gonna stroke myself to orgasm thinking of how many times you sucked my asshole in blue boards alone~
>>70963461Hufffff Godddddddd I'd love to see her reaction to one of my edged fucking loads where I just sling like five or six hefty fucking ropes of solid white-yellowish testicle mucus that SEAR their virile stink into whatever they splash on + a bunch of runny squirts right after while I wring out all the nut clogging up my pisspipe out, that pretty, haughty face of hers needs to be buried underneath cement-like goonstud loads if she doesn't start slutting out and opening her mouth wide to catch our backed up gunk into her throat~>>70963525I would offer up my handpussy, goonpussy and throatpussy to any fat-dicked stinksgood goonstud that ran out of gas in his pistonlike bicep! I want to be drowned in the stink of goontards and virgins porning their brains and cocks out~>>70963561I'm gonna be splatzoning Marie and Frye at the same time, they seem to show up a lot in tandem together and good lord has this chocoslut been stealing quite a few panty fistfucks and oogles away from Marie, much to her chagrin I'd bet~>I'm gonna stroke myself to orgasm thinking of how many times you sucked my asshole in blue boards alone~If I haven't before I sure as hell am gonna be doing it from now on. That beautiful cock of yours needs to be soaking that dusky beauty in dense butter clumps of manjizz~
>>70963657Fuuuuuck, you're just as big of a goonsimp as Marie's gonna be after she finished choking down every bitter putrid load we shoot down her throat pussy~ Like GOD I just started throbbing hard thinking about having a cock drunk goonslut like you, mouth open, begging me to drench that poor idol in my nut!!~ Not a single drop of precious gooner seed is getting wasted around here
>>70963657>>70963783You fuckers are gonna make me blow a 4th load to this thread. UGH. This is why I still bother sitting through this dogshit captcha!
Guess it's squid girl hours huh
>>70963331>>70963331>a bunch of guys getting together to stroke mad fucking cock to porn is sooooooo fucking hot, I'm completely addicted~Goddamn I know the feeling anon. My number one dream is to be part of a communal gooner house where we spend all day every day compulsively fapping, grunting and moaning away to endless porn as we become more and more disheveled, more and more emptyheaded, and remember less and less of the people we used to be. I've accepted that my destiny is to be an addicted, pathetic, humiliated little goontard, and I wanna embrace that fate with other loser anons!
>>70963860Always has been
>>70963783Unff you nasty goonstud Anon! I'll polish your spermslinger to a spit-shine and point it straight at Marie's wide-open semen funnel while she sticks her tongue out like she's using it as a magnet for bloated, stinky goonbull schlongs and the nasty slop that blasts out the tip. I'll even pump that shaft for you so you can wholly, 100% focus on tributing your goon goddess like she deserves, getting all those extra thick and smelly clumps of jizz into her throat for her to regurgitate and burp up right after~>>70963833Mouth off Frye's name under your breath as you blast the cork off those jizzkegs Anon!
>>70963911I'm down with it. It's been forever since I pumped my cock silly to Splatoon girls. They always get surprisingly consistent and quality porn!
>>70963925I did just that, nonny~...spermed some solid five to six ropes of goonslop while moaning Frye's name...just like I used to when Splatoon 3 came out~
>>70963925Pounding into your tight fist pussy so hard my hairy saggy balls keep smacking against your arm and slinging sweat across Maries face... Only to grab you by the head, rutting your throat pussy like a proper fuck drunk goonstud just so I don't ruin Marie's perfect face with my chunky, burning hot nut slop~~
>>70963986Good character design is likely the reason why. Even in their on-model shapes they're very fapworthy
>>70964042Godddd that's hot, I love fapping amongst fellow simps so much, our semen is better spent worshipping 2D girls than having real sex~>>70964043Hoist your whole weight onto my face and pummel my gag reflex you nasty goonslut fucker, I'll make sure to catch all the recoil in the shape of curdled nutmilk and pubes while Marie looks up at you half-dissapointed you'd rather use some simp's throat as milking relief instead of her drooly throat SOAKED in spit aching to slop up your penis and half-relieved she doesn't have to choke down all the filth caked on your edged-up pornpole while her nostrils catch the unabated stench of greased, gooned dick~I'm such a faggot for girls fuck, nghh~~
>>70964135The designs are so hot! And their soft and slimy traits only add to the appeal. I would love to get my cock in some slimy squid or octo pussy. Their long tongues would send me to heaven!
>>70964225Every one of them are walking "talking" well-lubricated onaholes! Their beautiful faces deserve a creamy white inking~
>>70964374Those fat curves and beautiful faces are enough to get my "ink" flowing! I hope they don't mind if a gooner goes and mindlessly oggles at them with their wet cock!
Ended up squeezing out two loads almost back to back to splatsluts and the hot goonstuds ITT, phew~>>70964374>Creamy white inkingI can't believe I didn't think to include ink in my goonbabble!
>>70964449Hope it was good, 'nonny~. See you on the blue side~. Mwah!
>>70964442Most of them I imagine are used to it at this point, the popular ones getting that kind of adoration many times a day. Better to give in and indulge their perversion, you gotta keep the fans happy!>>70964449Best weapon in the game is right in your fist, spraying inkspunk all over the turf!
>>70964143Squatting with other simps around a shrine of posters, prints and screens with sexy Frye images! Sweating and stinking up the air as we pump pump pump our cocks and and babble out breathless praise for every inch of her beautiful, intoxicating body! Leaning in to ravenously lick and kiss the monitor together in a desperate attempt to taste her through the screen! Eventually climaxing and collapsing into an dizzy, exhausted pile with the other simps, sticky in eachother's semen and still softly uttering Frye's wonderful name as we breathe in and out!
>>70964589Fuck... that's all I want. Stroking my ink sprayer right now! Reading all that hot goonbabble also got me charged! I wanna look at sexy squids and drool like a slob all day!
>>70964665It takes a while to reload your inkstick but the splooge is near permanent, almost impossible to take off! Coating your squid idol's figurine or your octo waifu's autographed poster is like claiming their bodies! And you play to win~
>>70964643Hooooooly fuck that's HOT, squatted gooners sticking out their butts and cocks for Frye, wiggling their pornsticks and splattering sweat, cockgrease and prenut all over Frye's paraphernalia and porn commissions, making sure to trade handpussies back and forth so all cocks on deck remain hard and wet dumping sperm for Frye, huffing hard on the communal fapstink and asscrack funk as we thrust forward gathering up our cumropes for Frye before flooding the room with grunts and ecstatic moans as we all throw our heads back and let our tongues loll out as we blast that chocoslut's shrine with our overripe off-color inkslop like good little obedient losers and pornbabe simps~
>>70964760Holy shit, I would make daily ink tributes if I had the time and energy. Nutting on my posters and figures to show my love of their hot bodies. It's no wonder the porn skyrocketed whenever they make their debut! I would even try to dm them all my videos to make sure they see how much fucking ink I spill to them.
>>70964842I'm sure Callie and Frye and Marina and others get actual hundreds of messages like that. Yet all fan mail gets answered eventually, even ink tributes~ Very little chance it was your target of desire, but someone from PR or a cute receptionist will text back something like "Wow, I hope you have even half that much enthusiasm for our next festival!"
>>70964785GOD this is all I want. Worshipping perfect sexy 2D goddesses with other turbosimp goon addicts through intense and humiliating fap rituals. Regaining consciouness hours later, caked in crusty dry cum from myself and my comrades, but being too eager for my next session to consider washing anything off. Scanning the room to see multiple active fapsessions and honing in on one dude ravenously humping and drooling over a large blow-up doll of one of my favorite waifus. Stumbling over and wrapping myself around the doll and proceeding to join him in humping our torsos and limp cocks as we sputter worship through our drooling months for an hour or so before orgasm. Rinse and repeat with further scenarios.
>>70965050The thought of competing with other gooners for their affection is really fun! I hope one of them is actually a freak and loves fingering herself to our tributes.
pumpy bumpy
>>70966094Lumpy bumpy
I'm horny
I love 2D girls so much good lord.
Get pregnant?
plappy bumpy
Another night of clumsy sweaty handsex while gazing slack-jawed at screens of perfect 2D goddesses. I love my pathetic loser life so fucking much.
Plapping the night away.
>>70979444I will now watch DBS.
Why aspire to be anything more than a terminally-online retarded goonsick girlfailure when it feels so good?
Need my gacha pig ass rimmed and sloppily spat on while I do my gacha dailies with my fat dick hanging out of my shorts.
>>70980088You can use my card to pay with...
>>70980088Sucking and slurping on nonny's sweaty, musky asshole while they clean up their dailies whilst I clean up their ass. Maybe give them a nice wet, sloppy tugjob for good luck on pulls.
Happy fapping anons. I love knowing that as I grunt and groan and edge my embarrassing loser goonstick you're all doing the same thing. I hope that together we can all keep getting worse and worse and more brainlessly addicted <3<3
>>70980180I've got a few of them, so you may be down there for a while. Slobbering on that puffy pink hole until it's soaking in spit with strings of spittle attached to your lips when come up for air.
>>70980282Why would I need to come up for air? After munching out that greasy tailhole, licking my swollen lips clean of all the excess saliva and flossing my teeth with those reeking stray pubes I'm more inclined to press my nose into the plump mound of skin between your shithole and heavy nutsack. Dig in real deep and rough with my nostrils pressed right up against the seam so I can SNORT up as much heavily-tainted, filthy, mind-numbing nonny ballstink as possible. I wanna go fucking braindead while I dig out my own cunt like a disgusting goonpiggy. Your dailies > my oxygen.
>>70980435Fair point - if you weren't already pinching your nose and gagging at the musk wafting out of my bedroom-basement gooncave, then what effect would a hairy unwashed NEET shitchute have on ya. Mng, really flare out those nostrils and huff that hot man stink like it's a freshly baked pie. Hah, you might be more pig than I am. Desperately clawing at that sopping wet cunt while snorting nonny anus, literally becoming more retarded by the minute.
>>70980580>Hah, you might be more pig than I am.Oink! Huffing and puffing and babbling incoherently about how much I love your sweaty stud-NEET shitring and bucking my hips against my hand like a pathetic animal in heat as I stir myself up noisily with a few fingers that can't possibly hope to scratch the burning itch in my belly. Using my slime-soaked free hand to relentlessly pump and jerk that fat, greasy, unwashed nonny pole as your roiling, churning nutkegs paint my lips with sweat and stink; totally packed to the brim with unspent, pent-up molten nonny nutsludge.
>>70980797Good - a pigbitch needs to oink while sucking and kissing on stud-NEET turd cutter. Flicking that bean of yours is all the attention those nasty meatwalls of yours will ever receive. You'd only get in the way of my gacha if you were to seat those blown out cunt curtains ontop of my NEET sceptre of a cock. Keep pumping that greasy meatslab, those low hanging studtanks smushed against the bottom of your chin while your tongue lashes at my prostate.
>>70981062Mnngh. For a cock as fat, veiny and grotesque as yours I might even have to stop pleasuring myself just so I can service you properly using both hands. If only my tits weren't so pathetically non-existent, if I had a pair of ridiculously oversized, oiled-up udders to wrap around that throbbing dick and pump raw. Alas what little weight I do manage to put on just goes straight to my ass. Sorry for being such a fucking pathetic failure of a woman. I really only am good for vacuum suck-shining filthy nonny asshole, huh? My poor little pussy's just gonna have to pulse and drool, untouched, in a steaming puddle beneath my feet so I can double-pump that obscene, rancid log of NEET meat. Hopefully the lewd, wet squelches and slurps of my hands wanking that pre-spitting python from base to crown alongside the sucking of my lips sealed to that shithole and tongue swirling deep in your bowels isn't making it too hard to focus on the dailies.
>>70981341That's how I've been fucking my fists over on my end here. Two handed with a fat bulbous pinkish glans squeezing out glob after glob of salty jelly-like pre-nut batter. Uhuh, I'm not even remotely interested in that Arby's beef sandwich looking onahole that you call your cunt. Those hands might be better put to use massaging my shaft, squeezing extra hard at the tip as to eke out any more of that nasty jizz juice stewing away in my leathery cumtanks. Pfft, if you can't even provide my goonpole with rimzuri, then you truly are a failure of a woman. I've nearly wrapped them up, I was just taking my time ogling the fat fucking tits of my more invested units, bitchmeat.
pump bump
Cockthrobbing for musky shitdumps
>>70980123Tag now, and I hope you like hairy, smelly gooners~
>>70987582My tongue in that hole.
