General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & associated fiction.florets you share a mommy with edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their many eyes on future grimderp capitalist hellscape humanity. Using various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they only have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't strictly consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://humandomestication.guide/Last little thread, snug in bed with sis: >>70937816
>>70986386First for our brave Free Terrans fighting the weed menace!
>>70986386second for cute terrans snuggling their plant mommies...
>>70986386I share- I share a mommy with...?
>>70986615Oh no, no calm down, nona! You don't have to share your mommy with anybody, ok? OP was just making a silly little joke! No need to get upset!
Hehehe, I have my own name...I, uh, did the chart someone asked of me last thread. It got overwhelming real quick, so there's not as many connections as you go around the circle. Sorry... Um... I also didn't do any yellow connections or even try to do a full mesh because that'd be so so much work. I need to go to bed, like the last thread.
>>70986637o-oh,.. okay. um,.. okay. thankyou
>>70986736you guys have weird hobbies
>>70986766Someone asked me to! I just like to people watch. I'm sorry I'll go back to lurking I knew I'd make it weird.
>>70986736It's certainly obvious you're new, given some of those. No spoilers ! :;:)What do the crossed out names symbolize?
>>70986828They're too new for me to ship. And I'm not new! I've read all of the gens all the way back to the first! Mostly in the archives... I'm not creepy I promise...
>>70986828if they're shipping me with bottlecaps they can't be that new...
>>70986905I was right that was you! Are you the high powered anon?
>>70986828idk if they're new or if some ppl (including me) just haven't posted enough or with enough clarity to really form an opinion
>>70986736DataAnon I could kiss you where do you live let's go on a date
>>70986936high powered?
>>70986541>braveIt's not exactly bravery so much as it is constant threat of death. I don't know whether to be more afraid of the weeds eating me alive, or my own CO spacing me because I snuck an extra synthcube. At this point I might just lay in my bunk until someone drags me from it and puts me out of my misery
>>70986965You were on the far side of the chart MascAnon and I was getting overwhelmed. I'm sorry. Uhm. I could add connects for... Leaf (green, maybe pink), Snugglepaw (green), and Indie (red) if you'd like...>>70987000Uwawawa??? Um, Georgia.>>70987046Um I guess not. I have a theory that we have a big writer in the thread. I don't want to name names tho.
>>70987086what big writer anon? :3
>>70987086I see! No pressure then, I get it
>>70987086>GeorgiaGreat we're in the same state. Atlanta?
>>70986860>I've been delving through your records in an attempt to get to know you all better, petals>be not afraid, this is simply for your wellbeingAffinipilled/10
>>70986860sometimes i forget that the archives are totally public and anybody can just wander in and read everything we've ever written for the last few months... how terrifying!>>70987057and yet you still don't want to give the plants a chance? could it really be that much worse than what you're going through now? all you have to do is send out one tiny little radio broadcast and you'll be free from the horrifying chains of the terran accord, doesn't that sound nice?
>>70987163Um. Yes. But I can't. I won't. People are scary. I'm happy with the way things are.
>>70987250I work in big data in Atlanta too! It can be a business lunch. Wouldn't it be crazy if we were coworkers?
>>70986736NTA but here's an "improved" version that should be easier to work with.
>>70987329That'd be terrifying. Miss Siren as my coworker? No no. It's okay. I don't do people. Especially not in realspace. I'm already shaky talking this much online.
>>70987410aw... poor little thing. nervous florts are so cute...
>>70987410I'm just another flort anon, don't have to worry about a big scary dom showing up. I would be nervous to meet Siren tooInteracting with people can be hard, bye you have to start somewhere, might as well be a kink 4chan thread meetup, what's the worst that could happen?
>indie never shipped with anyone everin all honesty, i'm feeling kinda sad for her
Fall asleep and find out someone is playing imaginary matchmaker in the thread. Cute. Have you tried Lakeburg Legacies? It might scratch that itch.>>>70986779You could always do the tried and true strategy of posting a burner email and exchanging info there. If you don't want to post stuff in the thread.Though if you don't use discord. Not much can be done. I don't really talk to people anywhere else. Just think about it. You've peaked my interest and I may as well sink my teeth in. As for how I imagine things. I once described to someone that I see myself as being trapped in a small.All my needs are taken care of. I can decorate how I want. But I can never leave. Every so often, I receive someone else's mail.>>>70983164I believe I have referred to myself as a voyeur in the past. But it's not a terribly accurate term.I get no sexual gratification from watching. I just use the term loosely as I am unable to think of another word to describe someone who mines enjoyment from watching others.I did do one of those BDSMtests a few threads back. I seem to have deleted the image with the results. They weren't that interesting.The joke I keep repeating is that I, like Iggy Pop before me. Just want to be your dog.>>>70985656>I think I have a bead on Antfarm sometimes but not sure yetFrequent linebreaks. Weird Capitalization and big words.Those are some of the signs.>>70986766>>70986802Yes extremely weird. I mean who could possibly enjoy mulling over the connections of random anonymous people on the internet? Certainly not me.>>70986860If you really want to impress me. Dredge some random anon post from the archives that you think might be me. I will be rather surprised if you end up successfully picking me out.>>70989311Well you know. You act more aloof than me, you disappear back into the shadows. Doesn't give the speculators much to work with.
>>70986736Very nice, 10/10I need to stop lurking so much ig>>70984050More exhibitionism! Yes!>>70982384Reminding me of my story. wish it was that good tho
as if affini rule couldn't get any worse, they're now letting the florets paint hab exteriors
>>70990618>they're now letting the florets paint hab exteriorsYeah, but... it's so much more colourful! Even if Affini architecture's always been so impressive, it's amazing to be able to walk down a street and see what looks like an explosion of colour, each hab being a representation of a floret's vibrant passion and appreciation in its own way. Trying to rank them in terms of objective "skill" almost fails you, because you can feel that same sense of adoration from any of the habs you look at; be it a glorious mural of an Affini against a golden hue that makes her look almost angelic, or a crude finger-painting with little to no understanding of traditional artistic techniques... there's a purity in all of them, as though each and every one is a declaration of love.You'll be able to paint a hab exterior too, soon enough! <3
Good morning. Seems Data's already being crunched>>70990162I also have to stop lurking, but I just never feel like I have much to add sometimes y'know?>>70990713Already trying to make people a blushing mess Hyacinth?
>>70991166moodalso im a video game addict so im usually doing that, but 4chanx lets me know if someone (you)s me lol
>>70991166Morning! :)>Already trying to make people a blushing mess Hyacinth?gdmdfmh I'm nottt!! Well, not *trying* to, at least... they just inspired me... <3
>>70991330Heeeeee my favorite cutie is back and ready to be flustery all over again!!
Well that was all... very interesting to catch up on. Seems like Data stirred the pot pretty good.I'm glad to see Miss Siren getting some attention! <3>>70990162>>70990131I just like it, okay...? >///>>>70991707It's like she does it to herself!
>>70991707>Heeeeee my favorite cutie is back and ready to be flustery all over again!!Stars, I think I'm too getting far easily flustered at all of this... surely I'm not your favourite, though? I'm sure there's lots of people here who'd fit the bill as much prettier florets >:)>>70991732>It's like she does it to herself!I can't help it... especially not when people keep worming their tendrils into my brain and rewiring my internal chemistry to the point that the words "clever girl" leave me visibly squirming and flapping my hands in bed. Not that I already do that. Naturally. Of course.Which, heads-up, makes it really difficult to type without spelling mistakes... and therefore really difficult to make other people blushy! Not that that's, uhm, my intention or anything... <3
