Merry Christmas editionFor furry JOI/JOE posts or requests, please go to the other thread >>71988543>Previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71783797>Writing promptKicking off the new year with a mutual orgasm at midnight>Threadly questionGot any new year's resolutions?>Newest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stable>Discord ServersThe Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin Swarm: https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS>Boorushttp://captions.booru.org/http://joi.booru.org/>Directory for caption tutorialshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>MEGADoggo: https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gErelzen: https://mega.nz/folder/kd8FnbAR#csYhhRmcL0Ec59n9MqDwmgFireheart: https://mega.nz/folder/05dDmYzb#spJLu_yx2W95I_XtPbb8JgHoss: https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgMajiikappu: https://mega.nz/folder/7o4xDb6Q#ZQVIaCiu1ms9KK44ltDPrgMouchi: https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwSwirlin: https://mega.nz/folder/gf0yURKJ#dlR_h8RLuwmLbbjRc0fULgYfi: catbox.moe/c/udsofs
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>>72020901>What'sa matter? Never been dominated by a gal half your size before?You get sexually accosted by muscular goblin shortstack
>>72020901You, the party mage, decide to make a pass at your party's (femboy) barbarian. He accepts, but with a twist. He's gonna top
>>72020870Let's just hope it doesn't die so soon again.
9 away
>>72021136>>72022984Maybe we need designated bumpers who will post relevant images when the thread slips too low. I'm willing to volunteer my services.
>>72020901In one of their experiment, Susan and Mary have successfully cloned their new crush into someone that can be with them both. To hell with that dumbass whats-his-name, now they have someone better. From everything from threesomes to gangbangs, they are such geniuses
Page 9 bump
Image bump (source is hoss)
Image bump v2 (source is mouchi)
Image bump again, gotta get some people in here eventually
Doin it again
Goddamnit, mixed up the threads in bumps. It's so over
>>72020901After school you return home expecting to find an empty house only to see some woman with her shirt open in your living room.>My name is Yoshikage Kira I'm 33 years old and I have only one desire to have a barely legal house husband with a giant cock who cooks, cleans, and plows me after a long day of providing for us>I've turned your mom, your close friends, and that bitch Josuke into a bomb so make your next choice very carefully
Bump
>>72024526+1
One last bump before bed
>>72020901Requesting a caption for this pic of the Angel Devil from CSM getting throaraped by the giant facehugger thing from Prometheus. I'd like for there to be an emphasis on how hard he fought against it and is struggling in its grip and also some thoughts on how much he hates the violation as it pulses it's load down his unwilling throat.
>>72020901Caption for this, please
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>>72029720Isnt this woman like 5 meters tall?
>>72039354When did that stop anyone?
>>72040776First off, the male would get smothered in her fluff, the second is she would need stupid amounts of cum to get knocked up
>>72020883Something about a bunch of Half-dragon MILFS wanting to continue the lineageOr for a more joke-gaming idea, making a bunch of overpowered child units
>>72020901You just had a quickie with a club slut. Now the two of you are making plans to meet again, this time in a more private setting.Tags: clubbing, not connected to the original image IP
Bump.
>>72020883Perverted Blood elf royalty mocks her newly acquired Orc slave (Prisoner?) on how elves and magic are blatantly superior to their brutish lifestyle and pointy tools, she admits he has something their Male blood elves counterpart lack and that might be his only saving grace from being executed
Another caption
Blessed be the captioners
>>72020901You've been dating a trad girl and trying to help her move past certain hangups of hers and be more comfortable with her sexual side. It seems to be working, since she's just invited a friend of hers to have a threesome with you two.
bump
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>>72020883your top student with no father figure wants to know what he can do to get his grade bumped up to an A++
Has anyone heard from Fireheart lately? I've always enjoyed their stuff.
Up, up and away!
>>72050332ABS
>>72020883Requesting another Samus caption
>>72053221sweaty abs!
>>72049174>>72020938Great request! I've been meaning to do more boy captions.If anyone is in this thread because they're procrastinating their Japanese studying, this caption is officially your new assignment!I expect a full report within two hours of you reading this post. And don't let me catch you using MTL!I preferred this version of the image where the boy is wearing a blouse, but I also made one with the variant you requested. I'll put it in the next post.
>>72054843There were ten variants of this illustration on Pixiv, so if someone would like a version of this cap with one of the remaining eight, just let me know.
>>72054843>>72054879arigato!
bumpo
>>72020883Human or drone reader doesn't matter, writers choice>You don't know why you were assigned to this shithile of a frozen backwater planet>Maybe you pissed off your boss>Or it could be the multiple HR complaints about you not being a "team player">Fuck you Janet, I'm not doing your fucking work do your job!>...okay maybe screaming that at her was slightly uncalled for>Whatever >You're here, might as well make the most of it>You are Anon, Disassembly Drone Supervisor >Did the company give you anything special to keep yourself safe?>No.>You just don't register as a target to the drones you've been tard wrangling>J and V are absolute cunts and only serve as fap fuel to you>J treats you like the glorified babysitter that you are>And V either threatens to kill you in unique ways or jumpscares you for fun>The only one of the team you actually enjoy being around is N>The poor guy basically latched onto you ever since you gave him a smidge of positive reinforcement >Problem is he hasn't given you anything resembling privacy ever since>Sure the guy's cute and great to be around but you have needs>Needs that you would rather take care of. Alone.>Apparently N took notice of your predicament and decided to offer his "help">Now listen, it's been months since you've been here and you aren't gay but...
>>72060724Alt pic
>>72060724>>72060756+1 for fagbotAlso page 10
Page 10 bump again, geez.
I hope majiikappu's doing alright.
>>72060724bump and +1 for faggot bot
Are photograph captions allowed here?
>>72069154Sure, just a lot less popular.
>>72053221anti-lock breaking systems were indeed an important safety innovation
Relevant here as well.
>>72057071Time to replay morrowind and soultrap this bitch
>>72020901You decide to give Kyoka a much needed confidence boost about her body. If she didn't love you before, she definitely does now.
>>72083465Or perhaps something that can result in something like this, with her cumming her brains out.
I like a good succ cap that isn't femdom or cuckshit.
>>72080226I do love me some "service_height" relations.
>>72020883Usagi's been through some crazy shit before, but she never thought that her wet dream of being spitroasted by Tuxedo Mask and Moonlight Knight would come true. Unfortunately she's too cock drunk to think of anything other than the two cocks turning her into a cum dumpster.
>>72089737nice
>Year of the snakethe time has come
>>72020901Requesting Draenei witch cursing anon balls to ruin him for other women/races (Implying things like for example night elves wouldn't be able to satisfy his new lust or handle how much spunk he pumps out unlike a superior draenei woman)She just wants lots of spawns to keep the dark arts alive ya know? it doesn't hurt anyone directly
>>72087638Same. I've never understood the appeal of sharing holes with another cock, tho.
There was a caption made a while ago where the girl dresses up as an artists character and then visits the artists booth at a convention and offers sex, it had a similar image to pic related, I tried searching for it on the captions booru but I had no luck, so does anyone here have it? The girl was wearing a pink bra and I believe she had blonde hair
nein! not again!
>>72060724+1
>>72020901You've just stormed the dragon's lair and slain the dangerous monster, and the princess it was holding captive wants you to take her right here, right now.Tags: not based on the original IP, rescue romance, rescue sex, reward for heroism, vanilla, victory sexOptional tags: defloration, happy sex, making love, marriage talk
>>72020901>Look how he squirms trying to resist us, dear daughter. The children we will bear by him will take over the realm>Yes, mother. The prophecy will come true by this mortal's seedYou really were squirming. Not because of what they said, but because you were trying not to burst out laughing. The real prophecy said your children would bring a long peace. So until you have several dozen kids, you'll just have to keep doing your best to look like you're going through hellTags: breeding, dramatic irony, mother and daughter, not based on the original IP, pseudo-rapeOptional tags: ffm threesome, mother-daughter incest, flash-forward, redemption, face-turn
>>72020901Melony goes on a date to the beach and gets a nice tan. Side effects include tanlines and a more saucy attitude.
>>72020901The human repopulation program has been a massive success. This human was one of many to be selected to receive his own facility filled with all things needed to preserve humanity and ensure its survival. With so many models and personality types, the future of humanity is secured. Now our selected human enjoyes the comfort of all the Haydee's he could ever want.
>>72096300I'm pretty sure you're talking about this caption.The boorus are unfortunately broken and if you want to find a caption its better to use desuarchive.
Pelvis Shatterer
Remember to exercise!
>>72105060In winter? I can barely go out
>>72100416Thank you so much anon!
>>72109838love me some elves
>>72020883The moans and groans in the forest are not of animals mating, but a slut taking a young man's virginity on Halloween night.
>>72020883Babs tries to confess her love for Dick, only for a half-dressed Kory to answer the door. What ensues is a mix of jealousy, longing and sapphic panic.
>>72020901> Welcome to Ba Sing Se, I am Joo DeeYou arrives at the Earth Kindom capitol to do some buisness when he is greeted by a woman that claim she is there to make sure that your stay is as comfortable as possible.
>>72020901After living for so long, Mother Gothel needs something to not only look young but feel young. You are her current boytoy in order to scratch that itch. After you've grown old and the child grown up, she will move on to the next one. So until then, you will happily make this gilf buckle as much as you can
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>>72020901When Saria said she wanted you to meet her at the Sacred Forest Meadow for a gift, you didn't know that she wanted to give you more than just a silly medallion, hug, or smooch on the cheek. Now she has you all to herself, and she's got years worth of fantasies she wants to try out.
Whoah, 10.
>>72116494cute idea, +1
>>72021136Won't let it
>>72128919thanks!
Hey y'all, it's been a while. Times haven't been the best for me, and desu, last year I made a really bad decision in regards to putting my attention on somewhere else and 4chan is becoming impossible to navigate without giving my information to randoms on the web. Hopefully, this year will be better!>>72024526Will put this in my back pocket.
boop
Couple questions. 1) why exactly are the boorus in OP closed or 'not working' anymore...? Getting tired of jerking off to the same gay/trap captions since new ones are rarely posted. 2) Where are all of the latest ones actually hosted? I only joined "The Stash" discorded but the latest gay caption posted there was in 2022. Hetero stuff is aight I just need the femboy caption fix way more.
>>721459481) The Booru Project — the parent company responsible for free boorus in general — shut down for one reason or another. (I believe I heard, though don't take my word for it, that the spam across various boorus — including CSAM — wasn't worth their while anymore, so they just pulled the plug.) On top of that, whoever created the booru in the first place disappeared and can't be contacted to reopen admin registration and whatnot, so the ship's adrift with no one able to do much of anything unless you have an account there already.2) Depends on whose captions you're looking for. I honestly can't say with any certainty or authority, but I don't think there's any single central repository at the moment.
>>72145948sorry but captions are slowly dying down and few captioners were into femboy to begin with
>>72146408>>72146137Thank you I will be suicide now
Live, dammit
>>72146137>that the spam across various boorus — including CSAMYeah that's it.
>>72116494+1
>>72145948If you want more cute boy captions, feel free to request them! I like making them but I'm feeling a little low on ideas at the moment.Unless I'm incorrect, I'm the only person who's posted any to the thread in the last year. My archive is here:>https://exhentai.org/g/3151508/5996a4149f/It's a mix of all kinds of subjects, so there aren't a ton of boy captions there yet, but I update it every ten caps or so and you can check back later and see all my new ones.
>>72159653It's genuinely kinda sadthese threads used to be jumping
I thought this was a GI Joe thread...
>>72165490Jackass. Now I want a funny cap about him bonding with the reader while talking about killing nazis.Cheers to the tin man
>>72155987>>72159875Cute fag-caps!
>>72168910It'd be nice to get more subby femboy caps
pls don't die ;-;
>>72171933I'm trying, but I don't have anything more to bump with and I'm at work:(
>>72020883In the far future, a scientist is sent back in time. With no choice but to integrate to survive, he makes himself the chief with the help of his future knowledge. While not the life he wanted, he makes the most of it with with 2 of the hottest women of the tribe as his wives.
>>72064269Why can't Tali wear a tube top? Will she really get sick with the flu if air touches her navel? Sounds kinda silly to me.
>>72170097
>>72175589
>>72020938"Melchisedech" or "Melchizedek" is a 30L bottle of champagne, btw.
>>72176518Hot
>>72020883How feasible would a follow up/aftermath of this >>72102327 idea be?
My Harpie Girl card came in the mail today!I put off buying one for years because her cards are always so expensive but last month I finally found a seller willing to part with one for a reasonable price.Now I can kiss her card just like in the story. :)
Boop
>>72111492i like this
Welp, I just wrote 900 words (and counting) for a cute little caption for this image.>Girl asks her two new lizard friends to help doll her up to finally get Anon to notice her.If this thread dies before I finish I'll post it to the furry thread.
>>72185043Cute flattie goat
Bup
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>>72205837Kek
yg8yt
>>72020938I've come to deliver a request that was requested a while back! Nessa and Sonia have both been best friends for a long time and both have been unlucky in the realms of love. From Sonia's endeavors with Leon to Nessa's attempts to find someone who isn't a fuckboy. It seems like these ladies have no luck! That is, however, until they actually do get lucky. But as they talk, they find out that their partners are similar! Coincidence, right?Well, maybe they're a bit too similar. But Sonia has a wonderful idea~.TITLE: Hung Up On Our Baby (Sonia x Nessa x Trainer)
>>72207664Not the requester, but I like it. Good job, Mouchi.
>>72207874Very nice, Mouchi. Fantastic work. And you did it without demeaning them.
>>72208342Sorry, meant to link to >>72207664
>>72207664Not bad, Mouchi. Not bad at all.
>>72207519I love this one~ Guess I know what I'm cumming to.
>>72205837Dumbfuck spent all the pokedollars on muffins
Ugh won't last to these amazing captions!
>>72020901Your parents have always taught you to be nice to the hired help, which is part of why you've been friends with the daughter of one of your family's maids since childhood. But she wants to take things to the next level, as she makes clear when she enters your room dressed in a sexy maid-themed outfit.tags: vanilla, childhood friend, love confession, tomboy trying to be girly
