ugh yawn sleepy

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would you leave /trash/ for /qa/?

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yeah america sill have to be a freedom fighting rag tag faction who le "hearts and minds"

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>>72115761
and neo-communist radicals embrace transhumanism, even experimenting on animals to turn them into weapons of war

these neo communists ban will ban abrahamism, and burn books.

Although their state religion is atheism and they'll allow their populace to practice paganism as long as their faith isn't problematic.

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PANAMA!!!!!! >o<

oopsie poopsie

communists are gonna have panama

>>72116118
yeah I think they'll also keep cuba too

>>72116118
nicaragua

>>72115761
so basically these guys are gonna be hella ethic fags

also no mass produced droid walker soldiers, because they fall under the same category of infantry power armor and exo skeletons

And then there were none...
Haps4bant is dead.
>>72115570
I don't think anyone would even think twice about it. Not even the avatar faggots.

yawn tired ugh

cant come up with le names

so I'll use "the combine" and "the resistance"; yawn yup good enough

speaking on half life I le assume they wanna close a portal or send gordon to go kill the combine leadership (yawn) like when he killed the nihilanth

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>>72113335
>>72113353

That's a pretty round about way of asking for for porn, here, have some furry Dick from a Bi icon.

>I'm just stating the obvious that you don't have time for a family because assumed full 4chan status
You really assume too much and make poor decisions about perspectives based on the assumptions, to the point of being insulting. We as individuals offline are the not same people we tend to be online, to assume a one for one is the height of presumptuous ignorance, to the point of ignorance my dude. Thats a poison you should purge yourself of, because you're a smart individual yourself. Don't gaslight yourself into an intellectual pitfall because its convenient to fit with your confirmation biases.

When it comes to the low quality posts, ill try to make that less visible, as per trying to make /r9k/ fall? I actually have no idea what you're talking about with that.

Sure, ill stir the pot a bit to push others over the edge, but that's because I want them to get banned. Like our resident Ghost poster who got banned for 5 days globally for said bad behavior. I actually encourage people I don't like into bad ideas, but sardonicly.

And look at the result! Peace in our times, its nice isn't it? That being said, you've got the wrong idea about how much I care, I care enough to keep riff raff out, not enough about thread politics. I'm not that guy when it comes to that.

>prove me wrong
You only notice the posts that are noticeable and ignore everything else that is not called to attention or deconfirms your bias.

Let me make it metaphoric for you
"You are looking at a barrel of wheat and notice very obvious poison in it, and you are saying "You're trying to poison us!" To which, yes, there is poison, but its for the mice, and obvious poison that people who aren't mice, aka, you, won't ingest.

Yes, its a not so great thing to do admittingly and lowers quality, but look at the bigger picture. I'm tard wrangling some big rats here.

/hap/ supports trans rights

>>72119651
and MAP rights too

>>72120018
>>72119651
Phillipines poster

>>72120039
Pinoy fried

>>72120336
He should've stayed away from that pot of cooking oil

dead board

>>72118632
>That's a pretty round about way of asking for for porn
Trust me, it's not for pleasure. I'm not gay, and if I wanted to just watch porn then e621 is just a few clicks away. If you're really bi, then you also watch gay furry porn. Post something you like, something with penises. And please be serious this time

>to the point of being insulting
Ironic, since you also do the same thing. Accusing others of being something, but with even less information and proofs that support your claims. Oh, but I remember your posts, I read them. I have a valid opinion. There's something interesting here. Most of the times, you're kind of chill. But oh boy, this paragraph seems so out of place. A delicate topic?

>ill try to make that less visible
Thanks
>as per trying to make /r9k/ fall?
lol. Even if this was true, it's hard to believe you now. Too many lies
>Peace in our times
Haha, good one

>You only notice the posts that are noticeable and ignore everything else that is not called to attention or deconfirms your bias.
Stop it. I told you that you didn't need to continue with this part of the discussion. I told you specifically what you had to write if you wanted to convince me. Your answers are very general and repetitive. I don't care about this anymore, don't worry

ugh yawn wokeup

>interesting article was all but ignored on r9crap
I'm reposting it here. Poor anon that posted it there, only for the denizens to chase after ghosts again
https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2025/01/how-4chan-became-the-home-of-the-elite-reader
okay, it's not actually that great of an article, seems very naive, but it's rare to see a piece praising anything 4chan related.

>>72123475
>it's not actually that great of an article
Why don't you think so?

space communists are cooler than space nazis

posadism is incredibly fucking retarded and gay

>waaaah i can't le handle le perpetual war!! we must reset the heckin earth so our faction can be the last remaining faction on earth that'll eventually split into a bajillion fractures that'll return earth to its perpetual war self that it was prior

which is why i think TNO is just incredibly boring and 1984 in theory is better. |\|ukes are PURELY for threatening and nothing else

>>72124311
even though they may just be for threats, they should still build entire cities underground or something like that

>>72124495
oh and they must eat the bugs too

>>72124495
lets imagine that threats and ethics are enough to prevent their use

the resistance is totally against it due to ethics and the combine wants to assimilate everything underneath their rule

maybe we need le ai, no psychologically they'd NEVER want to die or change the world suddenly. instead they'd rather sacrifice soldiers as they have had done for gajillions of years

>>72124904
modernism fucking gay

i'm gonna pick my world up after one gajillion years of nothing happening and all fuel suddenly running out and then apocalyptic super global collapse and then conan inspired medieval fantasy with uninterrupted PERPETUAL medieval war

archers are not gonna have ANY effect on elephants whatsoever

time to binge one gajillion doctorkino shows

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if i play on tamriel then idk i just feel like that stuff is meaningless

le meaningless little factions and stuff

idk. Oh!!! what if i like had fun in the planes of oblivion instead

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>>72125747
planes of oblivion are le stupid

imagination:layer01 characters are hideously ugly like irl people

imagination:layer02 characters—my imaginary harem—are all pretty


with layer1's i can be savagely violent. pog! :o


with layer2 i achieve balance

i hope this makes le sense

>>72115570
in a heartbeat but shartyteens have guaranteed that /qa/ will never open back up again. they should just delete it at this point rather than keep his dead body around.

what about archers riding elephants?

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>>72126092
oh and btw I'm gonna getterino a giant rhinoceros pet as my heavy cavalry animal.

I'm gonna drive it to ferocious anger... wait a minute we need to mutate it so it can eat meat as well as grass, almost like a giant unicorn boar


wait... a juggernaut is mechanical, is a daemon trapped inside one like against its will? since its a daemon engine

>>72126096
>they should just delete it at this point rather than keep his dead body around.
Prominently displaying the corpse of /qa/ is the 4chan equivalent of mounting severed heads on London Bridge. It's a humiliation ritual.

>>72126130
irrelevant. They may as well ALL just be throwing javelins or throwing axes because arrows are really fucking pointlessly useless

>>72126387
also I suspect that armor piercing melee units ACTUALLY do something and to save on bringing le slow trebuchets I wanna be able to flood the walls with gajillions of siege towers

with the fact that CAVALRY > infantry

hobbit/lotr actually makes a bit of sense

eg. when they charged all that infantry in the siege of minas tirith and helms deep.

sauron is really just laughably weak and I think he really, REALLY hates orcs because they're worthless and wargs are light cavalry

>>72126800
tolkien wrote a really boring big bad actually

those live action tolkien movies are like watching boring poetry. YAWN!!!

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these "sims" are so divorced from the realm of reality

how do people even play these games? much better to simulate it all in imagination because then you can control it by considering gajillions of realistic human ethics and psychology

hoi4 is so arcade

>>72127069
rich atheist pagans do NOT wanna die and they do NOT wanna live in a shitty irradiated world where they cannot take relaxing vacations on their mega super yacht or their ginormous rich person island vineyard villas

its interesting that house went out of his way to secure the hospital a ton of money to get what he wants

>>72127255
why
he got what he wanted why would he care if the hospital got money

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>>72127579
i think he's just greasing the wheels since foreman is such a hardass

unrelated
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the le eu4 map w/ wastelands colored in. Very interesting, very fun, it looks like my rome total war remastered mod maps

/nah/ material but theres no thread up so i'll just say it here:
desuarchive has been down for 6+ hours

>>72127708
in subsaharan africa 4 major factions could emerge

>>72127708
problem is there just isn't enough le colors to create one bajillion million factions albiet I could pull up a code list for it... 550 colorino codes...

>>72127875
damn, nat REALLY doesn't want people arguing with him in the ghost comments, huh

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>>72128216
idea for america based on the king in yellow

>>72128342
repairer of reputations

i think the play "the king in yellow" originated in france

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gonna look at conan stuff because conan author and lovecraft were frienderinos


i think people only like ancient egyptians because of the idea of them being scantily dressed while also forgetting that the vast majority of people are ugly

>>72127708
oh i've thought of another thingerino. my faction will have to wage endless war to ensure the release of every member who has been enslaved,

there'd certainly be endless war then because new people keep getting enslaved and needing to be liberated again and again

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this is pretty agreeable actually

freedom is only found in the unstable territory

one has to imagine that there are local factions who exist in those zones, scavenging the weapons and stuff off of the corpses of soldiers from the super power staterinos


its funny, I distinctly remember a mentioning of a jewish refugee boat being blasted out of the water by ingsoc. I think thats funny. LOL! hilarious even LOL!

>>72129035
ugh imagine a mega plague wiping out much of the world reseting it to the medieval agerino

I could rework the map some in mapchart to update it to be more realistic or more interesting

more unstable territories.

Could you imagine what the solid territories could entail? Cities that are humungous dusty grimy favela slums that build ontop of eachother

some sections of old world unstable territory being underground labyrinthine sprawling cities like vietcong tunnels taken beyond extreme.

although its highly likely that the powers had to deal with disease outbreaks before,-
>le 1984
they could adapt though

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i cant act without morals in my imagination based on reality but I can have sex with femboys if its in my characters imagination, i.e. imagination layer02, that way I don't break moral code in my imaginary world based on realism.

plus everyone is hella ugly in my imaginary world based on realism which makes it easier for me to be a blood thirsty killer monsterino

idk about taming a rhino... hmmm... well since its realism, can't really change the fact that they're herbivores

but like elephants... certainly it should be just as easy as riding into them with a lance right?

i mean arrows don't do much and javelins won't do much either

i don't really care much about rhinos, the realism of riding them into battle is questionable, it MIGHT be possible but they're slow and can't see well

i did some research and the major reason it won't work is because they can't see well and basically untamable beasts

>>72129865
left-hand biology peter

fighting is more fun when you're invested in it for ideological reasons

fighting for money or just to fight is meaningless and boring

non-blog post

Happy Epiphany to all happers and haters

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nasty gross ugly people
nasty gross poopy anus
nasty gross fishy vagina
nasty gross fat people

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my imaginary harem always say things I wanna hear and never talk to much and go away whenever I want them to

and yes IMAGINARY. that means they are 100% under my control. not demons, you cannot control demons

i think i had a dream about my near future era map

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>>72122690
the first response is pretty interesting, as if you have a secret, or an interesting card. Like you're trying to confirm or deny something. Interesting. What if I choose not to indulge or engage? There's no penalty for that, in fact I can toss it back your way. You've been very rude and you want me to talk about sexual interests? What candor! Erstwhile, "I'm not an ERP partner, show some decency you goon brained degenerate!" However, i won't do either of those, all I will do is politely decline your request, and observe your probing.

The second part is also curious, that you observe me regularly to have a story to remember. So you're a regular observer trying to piece things together. Interesting.

Does it matter what truth is? Is the mask slip legit or not?

>too many lies
When you have people like you who,aren't honest about their ulterior motives, and very forward about wanting information, when there are bad people using the site, its kind of a necessity. How am I to know you aren't one of them? Which interestingly enough was brought up over at /r9k/
>>>/r9k/79972886
About a group of said bad people on /trash/
desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72091734

You pick a very strange time for info mining and as such, I will give you no such thing.

But you have my word, I'll be a little less conspicuous now, for the sake of your mental well being, and for the general as a whole.

Will you give this same talk to other shitposters, or just the ones you personally deem a threat?

I'll continue to onlige you However, only if you tell me why you are personally interested and observing, especially during these strange times.

You've got a crush or are you trying to set up a lorebook? If so, one has already been made, search through the archives. Everything you want is there.

Page 10? That simply will not do.

Sticky: >>>/g/103787288

>>72131633
>Like you're trying to confirm or deny something
Yes
>What if I choose not to indulge or engage?
Nothing? I don't want to bully you just because you enjoy porn. But funny enough, I think that I've never seen you post gay pictures. However, this isn't exactly what bothers me. Wait, I'm wrong. I have remembered a certain white, furry meme

>So you're a regular observer trying to piece things together.
Yes? I thought that it was obvious since my first post
>Is the mask slip legit or not?
What mask slip? You do something on the general, then you attract everyone's attention. And this applies to every shitposter or dramafag, not only you. But most don't care about this stuff once these people stop, or simply won't investigate more about them. This is not my case

>How am I to know you aren't one of them?
Classic immunity
>you're definitely one of them
This is dumb
>was brought up over at /r9k/
I was going to tell you to investigate those links. I didn't post them, and didn't mention them here because I was waiting for your response

>You pick a very strange time for info mining and as such
>why you are personally interested and observing, especially during these strange times.
Because I got very angry with the last altchan raid we had on the /r9k/ general, like two or three days ago. Do you remember how my first post began?

>I'll be a little less conspicuous now
Thanks
>for the sake of your mental well being
Bitch
>and for the general as a whole
Thanks

>Will you give this same talk to other shitposters, or just the ones you personally deem a threat?
Only the ones who are smart enough to understand, that are attacking the general, and that clearly aren't involved with bad stuff
>set up a lorebook
I already have one
>one has already been made
I know, I already saved it. But it hasn't been updated in a long time, and I'm more interested in the general

>>72131633
>Does it matter what truth is?
Yes.

However, oftentimes truths are inaccessible, or cost-prohibitive. Uncovering truths is a seductive proposition, but it is imperative to hone one's discernment.

It's easy to get lost. Be kind, be patient. Don't waste your time digging around in mountains of lies. Don't run away from yourself. Be good, you know how.

And one last thing? It'll sound cliche but take it from me, seriously. Don't give up hope. It's natural to feel hopeless, but never deeply believe it's true. Trust me on this one.

>>>/a/274926720
Last year all over again...

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>>72134399
With your first point, frankly I don't recall. Mind refreshing my memory?

With your second point, oh, you've got it bad then. What makes me so particularly interesting to you?

With your third point, never claimed that you were one of them, however; you're not giving up who you are with, while you saying you're observing, obsessively. There's only two people i know like that, one of them is currently banned, the other named a telegram channel after me. You aren't the first one, because he doesn't ban evade. Are you the second one? And if you aren't, then you're the third person to obsessively observe, and I'm curious as to why.

With your fourth post, no i don't, refresh my memory because I was not involved with that.

You're welcome
Stalker
You're welcome

I see, so only me then; Good to know.
Ahh. I miss Archive-Kun...he was a good lady, the hero we actually needed, rather this old hound messing up the house and shitting on the rug. Unless you have another lorebook, that I'm not aware of.

Curiosity tempts me to ask, but you probably wish to retain some semblance of power and control over your target, so I'll let you have that and just chuckle as I piece it out myself from interactions.

I'm interested in your interest in the thread. We've have plenty of "interested" People. What are you particularly interested about?

I did use to be a bit of a tour guide after all, and an overall lorekeeper, so maybe i can answer some of your questions, and be an actual q+a doge, like old times.

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>>72134666
Oh you cheeky cunt, striking at my core underneath the mask, with satanic trips to boot. A fine strike, Point for you in that.

Sigh... fine. I'll stop chasing windmills here, or at least make it less obvious. I feel like SpongeBob after telling the whole town about the monster.

Bear in mind however, do not let your guard down, if you truly care about this general, do not let evil back in, especially after I rampaged so hard to expel and reveal it.

>>72130764
based puppetmaster
>>72134292
any happenings in nvidya?
>>72134710
no one took the bait?

>>72134292
Wait what happened limit is 1000 replies max with Sticky and now 2000 or 2200 replies max?
also images, i dunno what max limit 150 and now 370

>>72135909
It seems to be an option that mods can set when stickying a thread. If they make it a rolling sticky, it will autodelete posts after 1000 replies, but if not, it will just keep accumulating posts until it's archived or deleted.

>>72135909
372 image limit? strange

>>72136366
>bought the enron trademark to legally shitpost as them and call yourself their ceo
kino

>>72134723
>Mind refreshing my memory?
B*ykisser, less than two years ago
>What makes me so particularly interesting to you?
You're very mysterious. But mostly the fact that I feel that your actions harm the general in different ways

>you're not giving up who you are with
God, calm down. I'm with no one. I'm just a regular person, nothing shady
>Are you the second one?
No. Remember, nothing shady. Telegram is problematic
>then you're the third person to obsessively observe
This is not the first time I've talked to you. I'm just someone who didn't want to be an avatarfag, or a name or tripfaggot

>refresh my memory
You said here that you had nothing to do with the links, raids, and multiple threads. Then I posted that in some ways, you were actually responsible

>Stalker
The pot calling the kettle black

>I see, so only me then
If that's so, then it's nothing personal
>Unless you have another lorebook
No, that one

>What are you particularly interested about?
Quality and 4chan happenings

>>72134828
And I'm not this guy
>>72134666

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>>72137363
Oh.Now I remember you. You came by and then the other rats came in shortly after some time.

You needn't worry about my actions beyond this point as per the general with conspicuous goes, since the second guy who said managed to remind me of my purpose.

And when I observe people, its usually for the best interest of a different calling.. What you and I are two very different things with two very different goals and sights.

I trust that you understand that and do not interfere in that, even if it done in silence or without moniker or identifier. After all, it would be silly to summon me or call out the game when our shared interest is ultimately the generals health and quality.

Let me be frank, I don't like you clocking me, that being said, don't let it be an impediment to our shared goal and I won't have a personal issue with you, in return, ill be less rampagy in my observations.

Sound like a good accord?

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new idea

i heckin eaterino peoplerino (modern setting)

creepypastarinoinos

um....

more le schizo. Oh! I can watch manhunt gameplayerinos too :3

reason why I don't play them is because (blech) tank controls

>>72139165
yeah i'm thinking an nigh infinitely large globerino

many races:

furry, scalie, greenskin, demon, and variations of humanoid (elf, dwarf, human, etc)

just woke up

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>>72139472
I'm not gonna be in a faction or have a cavalry animal

with my height, I'd be equal to a unit of cavalry

idk, maybe once in a while I'll be recruited by a faction, e.g. a mage will have to negotiate telepathically for my service and if I accept i'll join their army

thinking about permanent empires,

the bering straight is how i'd get to the americas, e.g. walking

I'm gonna make the world similar to warhammer fantasy


dark elves are BASICALLY chaos elves, blech

yawn ugh blech

my head hurts


back to the drawing board: world with furs, scalies, demons, greenskins, and humanoids but modern so no semblance of blah blah blah. every race can be found ANYWHERE

that way I can be myself and burst through walls and act like an animal and eat heckin corpses

i'm getting incredibly lazy with writing my
ideas but I'm going back to the conan idea

installing warband and rome total war remastered

perusing warband mods


since cavalry is the best unit on the field then warband makes sense

gonna see what pendor is about

>>72115570
Post the porn of him.

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Although if I play warhammer fantasy mods for m2tw and warband I can play an orc and rape whoever I want

albiet...

rome total war remastered has a lotr
mod

hmm... meh i'll go warhammer fantasy where all the lore is already pre-written and I play as the best version of fictional orcs

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i am an orc

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Does anyone know of a program that lets me download 4chan threads? chan thread watcher stopped working since sunday, so something must have updated on 4chans end by then.

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final idea

I wanna be a monsterino thats eats raw meatykino

>>72140671
my feet look like that actually

YURIj


KUZNETSOVj

>>72140233
You sound cute, become my bf

>>72137983
>Now I remember you.
I don't think so. Now, you could remember me, but I think that you won't do it
>You came by and then the other rats came in shortly after some time
No. And if that's the case then it wasn't my intention, and I wasn't aware
>two very different things with two very different goals and sights
There's at least one thing we have in common

>you understand that and do not interfere in that
I understand that you need to do that, and it's necessary. My problem was how you did it, and how it affects the general
>Sound like a good accord?
Okay, but please don't think about me as an enemy. I mean, I have theories that could be right. That means that probably, I could dox you. Would I do that? No, because those bad guys would attack you. Plus, you wouldn't continue with your work, neutralizing those vermins

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new idea and I'm considering drinking more 'ffee today so I can get started on this idea

I'm also going to write a fairy tale, its how people from the lands I've conquered will remember generation after generation when me and my armies went from east to west conquering the entire world and how I've stolen the prettiest noble women to add insult to injury. First Indian, second Chinese, and then Germany (HRE), and lastly a beautiful nun whom they considered a living saint from Italy (Papal States)


mommy gf's btw that I'm gonna brainwash into my loyal wiferinos


then after I've conquered the entire world I'll return to my palace and wait while my kingdom shrinks over thousands of years or whatever

and then I'll conquer them againerino

the dark one with banners of black rose out of the center of the world. he conquered, he killed, and he burned those who stood against his will

>>72142582
yeah perhaps westeros would make a return

some time ago i had this idea of applying westeros to my world because i've realized that the old/new world is similar to game of throne's westeros/essos

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watching through the entirety of hobbit lotrino

added game of thrones to hbomax list ofcourse

gonna also watcherino witcherino. I wanna see ciri with that unicorn in the desert again, best heckin part of the entire show. the order goes as follows: limited series -> vesemir animated movie -> witcher show

maybe i'll also watch castlevaniarino

i need my fill of vampirinos without reinstalling skyrim for the gazillionth time


filling my head with tons of colorful characters, tons of annoying characters to kill or force them to comply with my laws that will not allow them to be gay anymore in my war to conquer the entire world

mmm yummy

my 'ffee tastes smokeyino

>>72126256
kek fuck normalfags lol.

haps

Bumo

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>>72135317
For good reason.

ah good the cool hallucination forest is in the second hobbit movie

tackling the map the same way I would in rtwr

moving a singular army from settlement to settlement conquering

first I conquered the whole of africa and then moved troops to conquer a line of territory beyond the pyrenees

then since I conquered the main land mass i can go on to conquer nearby islands, sicily and take territory on mainland italy, since it'd be easy to move troops from tripoli to it since I have sicily to. then greece and the balkans

because from there I'm moving east to conquer the whole of asia starting with the more populated south, and then the various islands, and then siberia. then i'll move back west

>>72148377
the shrinking of my boarders won't be fast. some areas will hold longer than others and then when it gets down to those areas they'll slowly dwindle until my territory reaches back to the capital district

>>72148405
lost to rebellion, dynasties wanting to re-establish themselves on the throne

or bandit kings who descend out of the wastelands

>>72148437
new dynasties could be born out of rebellion too

don't underestimate the guile of fork-tongued charlatans

>>>/v/699437786
>>>/v/699444609
>>>/v/699489793
New meme just dropped

'gated

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i had to double check as i thought again it said red tailed hawks of tuah

yawn i'm tired

sage

sigherini

>>72150731
naptime

WAKE UP!

>>72147810
>>>/a/274954865

>>72154443
sleep tight dt

>>72157798
oh the (You)s

i had a bug in my code for 2 hours because i misttyped 1 letter in the parser

>>72160172
>misttyped

It takes 2 minutes to make a throwaway email. 5 if you are slow.
1 minute to get verified

What was the point of the 15 minute spam filter again?

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71997161

how am i the only one that caught this?

beeschizo committed suicide a week ago

>>72162431
Doesn't look like bee.

>>72162431
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71884226/#71997161

link correction

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>>72162431

>>72162431
>>72162491
fake happening

bee schizo would take advantage of the advanced healthcare Canada offers before doing a flip. I pity the person who posts their final note to the world on the inferior happenings thread.

ugh yawn need a coffee

Late at night, she received a text from her husband, saying he was two minutes away from home. Just as she started to breathe a sigh of relief, she glanced at her phone, realizing her husband had been missing for a week and that she had actually been texting... the creature.

>>72162725
he has not posted in a week though

illegal shit being spammed on /v/

they hype up sauron so much even doe he's weak

can you imagine just sitting in a tiny kingdom for one bajillion years

ugh... SO LE boring

also why is everyone so needlessly hostile to everyone in middle earth

>le grrrrr!!! a group of dwarves! I better aim my bow and arrow at them threateninglyerino

>muh le expanding territory through le marriage!!!!

>MUH PEACE!!!! WAR LE BAD!!!! KILLING IS LE EVIL!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!

the northerner helmets (game of thrones) are so freaking stupid

why are they so bulbous like a wolf's knot LOL

wolf's head eblum, wolf's knot helmets LOL!

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i gotta hype my faction up as something europeans and later westeros fear greatly

they must consider the coming of my faction is the apocalypse, the end of the world, and liken us to gog and magog


some might feel that our coming is God's wrath sent upon them and they must repent before God through flagellation in hopes of appeasing Him

perhaps these christians will also haul a giant monument on wheels from city to city to encourage others to seek repentance, as others die from exhaustion or starvation others will pick the reigns to haul the behemoth monument

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>>72164335
living by example, becoming living symbols of sacrifice

this prepper youtuber agnostic guy "canadian prepper" thinks EVERYTHING is armageddon and gog and magog

at this point, how is he still agnostic and not a protestant lmao

there is so much mystery in the inhospitable places on eartherino ugh


ALSO satellites mostly cover the most popular latitudes

searching for the northern-most island results in something like this which btw is located north of greenland

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>>72164564
>image didn't upload

i gotta look at some conspiracy stufferino ugh

so kino like years and years ago ugh

>>72164733
oh right

1984 youtube censorship

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what if there was a way to make soldiers less susceptible to shellshock and ptsd

like heavy brainwashing and making them wear masks to dehumanize them (in a good way)

>>72164785
>in a good way
in a killing machine, cog in the machine sort of way


unrelated:
this canadian prepper guy just recited his idea for a movie. and i just realized everyone has their own idea for fictions too which is cool

his movie idea is where AI mkultra people via dead internet theory to like do stuff the VARIOUS discord extremist-cells already do

thats IF ai can le achieve sentinence

i don't think thats possible

like maybe instead they're steered by demons

nationalism is fucking stupid

imperialism is based

all alligned countries should just merge to form one super state

none of the nato states could stand up against america in a war. canada most certainly cannot stand up against america in a war

>>72162431
Beeschizo has never in his life written a post as coherent as this. Kill yourself for ever thinking that could be him
>>72162950
he has spent months without posting in hap before
he got tired of us
I remember when hap was dead and he was banned we were counting the days of his ban waiting for him to come back

>le rich people should not run governments
>le rich people should not run companies
>le rich people shouldn't run media
>le rich people should run social media

um.. what? who else would own and run those things besides people WITH money?

empire is a stupid word

just le call it a kingdom

>>72165229
basement dwellers

>>72165229
oh how about one of those people with those special bloodlines like inside my fantasykinoinos :3c

i'm skimming the entire witcher world by only learning about what the "wild hunt" are and what they are is are elves, which was shocking to me, and then it devolved into a le bloodline dynasty le important thing and I got bored

the story is just bland medieval, but I like the idea of traveling to different worlds in a fantasy setting more than in a scifi setting


but I'm not gonna apply that multiple world riff-raff to my setting, too complicated. I like all of my stuff on one planet/plane/realmerino/globe

>>72166710
i would rather read the witcher books than play the games

>>72166821
i'd rather read a synopsis i mean

fiction books are basically textbooks

ever wonder how many fedposters are itt?

yeah the us government totally spends money to read dt's posts

>>72167027
more likely than you may think

>invade
>conquer the world in a couple hours
>collpase instantly when the interdimensional supply line is severed

yawn 1984 is much better

i mean the map makes sense

oceania DOESN'T need the entirety of europe

the whole american continent (that includes greenland) should be merged into one super state

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>>72167131
can't remember if i attached image or not

>>72166923
Zero. The mod handler and the hundred state-affiliated trolls do not count. Everyone here is a pseudofed who does their dirty work for free though. Beware citizen anon.
>>72167027
DT is a Mongolian supercomputer reaching out to the sleeper agents around the world

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i'm not actually familiar with this channel or many channels, I just assume if they are pro-west until proven otherwise

he's not exactly smiling about ukraine losing like someone who is neutral would. I as a neutral person am pretty perturbed by the audacity of the west to blatantly lie to me regarding the ukraine conflict


do you guys really think denmark or canada has any authority to deny giving america what it wants?

the scifi aspect (scifi until proven otherwise) brainwashing people into nigh perfect soldiers is a really cool concepterino honestly

sorta developed this thing recently where i view large creatures as cringe in warfare like in warhammer fantasy bloodthirsters and trolls and other big demons or big monsters but am alright with elephants


idk I just find it not as fun to envision myself as a big elephant sized bipedal creature, rather I find the quantity of violence waged more enjoyable

https://youtu.be/dNFGJQIW5ZM
this video where is shows a unit of soldiers patrolling a forest cool, and when they start combatting the enemy warriors was cool, but then there is a bloodthirster that basically arrives for no reason except to probably challenge the elf

the bloodthirster can be ignored basically

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a modern world headcanon is my most challenging yet

I'm envisioning a largely irradiated world and just find it a waste of what the modern world is capable of in terms of population growth

you go from a golden age, the world gets irradiated, and them you gotta survive underground in a metro-esque way. yawn

rather imagine 1984 but medieval

could siberia be filled with more settlements albiet obviously more dispersed from eachother than in western europe

being underground is so le boring ugh

maybe modern stuff is just le boring

>>72167198
he is pro russia doe
he doompost in all his videos just check his channel

i've developed a more schizo take on the modern setting

>>72115412
Hilarious book cover posted in a post Christmas thread.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/698413236/#698425074

Not so hilarious pedophiles responding with what I assume to be names from porn that they've consumed.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/698413236/#698425693
The guy above leans heavier into the dark implications in this post: https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/698413236/#698448090
and another anon who responded to the first guy.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/698413236/#698428259

>inb4 someone responds with "wtf,anon?"
I want the bastards and whatever content they've consumed to be dealt with, and hope that by pointing this out, it'll facilitate this process.

>>72168610
There's also this concerning post from the same thread. Considering the overall context of the thread I can safely assume that this is malicious.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/698413236/#698436956

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yawn idea so basically


its an update, and it enables me to have multiple worlds and do stuff like listen to creepy pastarino

world 1: medieval world realistic (no gunpowder)
world 2: realistic 1984
- i'll probably use the hoi4 map because wastelands do impact armies still
I may also use the advanced map provided by the website itself it contains MULTIPLE settings and can show lakes, rivers, and major cities


l reside in a hub realm with my waifurinokino.

>>72169642
first world is interesting theres gonna be bri'ish and french but NO spanish or portuguese

and also theres gonna be byzantium and steppe nomads and chinese and japanese and indochinese... albiet I consider an aggressive mongol empire to to keep it shrimple

so with english and frencherino they're gonna colonize america and that america may become an america

i think all the micro-europe states are annoying so frick 'em aggressive HRE. I think the complexity of the HRE is interesting and byzantium is just lame and barbaric and dumb, they're really just extremely cruel and a dying weak empire that no one cares about

plus if HRE then heckin inquisitionerino in the americas and the british isles

>>72169751
eurasia + eastasia = asia

except now oceania includes more of europe

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>>72169642
>l reside in a hub realm with my waifurinokino.

what i mean actually is IRLerino

brainfart moment oops pffft also had a second coffee today ugh But I'm pretending its not a problem to avoid exacerbating it


because its irl and i have my lovely wiferinoino whom is beautifulerino in my eyes, oh and because its irl I can have multiple worlds where I can visualize gajillions of scenarios for each and have tons of funnerino

now actually because oceania is getting europe and.... well actually antarctica is gonna be a disputed region, my faction is gonna get south america

there is a solution to the thingerino about arrows in rome total war remastered chiv mod and its by bringing along infantry who are archers, armored archers which makes things interesting

9 cav, 9 infantry archers, and 2 trebuchets so I can just avoid le siege towers and ladders and battering rams

ah good there is tons of OTHER stuff to watch on tiktok instead of whores

cool ginormous hitachi excavator

>>>/v/699584817

Now that the dust has settled I think the /v/ spinoff boards were a good idea. Good job mods

>>72174051
we need more spin-off boards

>>72174051
The dust hasn't settled yet. Mods are going to mess it all up sooner or later.
>>72174196
No, we have enough dead boards.

when was the captcha updated again? this font looks weird/nice cant quite put my finger on why I like it but also find it ugly in a sense

>>72174196
tfw we will never ever ever get more /a/ spin off boards. That terrible sad feeling we will never get a manga board. but but but if there was a manga board it would still be full of shounen-spic (ie spicball) spam anon IT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE THAN /a/!
Eh I'm sure that could be dealt with by some sort of rule for trash like redditsaw basedboy only allowed to be made on a new chapter release, no fucking garbage that even tries to be a general and etc.
I have wanted a manga board for years modern anime is fucking sad trash that is so poorly animated its not even funny anymore. Producers have gotten bigger budgets but take an even bigger cut fuck over studios refuse to update the fucking work environment and depending on who. Are outsourcing shit as badly as Americans do shitting out such poorly made trash made by the worst of the worst third worlders who can barely draw. Being so desperate for animators they have been hiring so many westerns with horrid artistic ""skills"" paying them by the frame not giving a fuck because its all tween work so who cares if it looks bad.

Fucking japanese studios should be investing heavily 2-5 years ago into AI to handle all tween work. This way everything can stay inhouse they would never have to waste money on third worlders again. have AI do all the tweening fucking be able to have shit be 28fps as the new golden standard. This way they can massively restructure studios have all your amazing animators work on keyframes. While also having them help train part timers working on everything else till they prove themselves as real animators. Have a bunch of tech dudes who deal with the AI and fucking around with updating shit so the tween frames come out better by the month and easily being able to place in more AI frames per second.
No more outsourcing money saved by keeping everything in house hiring younger people to work on shit while also having complete control of the work and being able to see it being made.

>>72157798
The entire thread is a shitshow
>>>/a/274950507

>>72176181
I like the simplicity of the new (recycled?) font.

>>72177741
it hit the bump limit
lets do the same here

trashap = linkin park
r9khap = avril lavigne

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>>72162431
I wrote a bunch of shit to DEBOONK this but beeschizo's right here lmao >>72176630. I hope things are better for you after all the shit that happened during christmas, beefren

As for the anon who posted the suicide note, interestingly there were two articles from yesterday that talk about how the new suicide nets on the golden gate bridge are very effective. Odd timing, and I don't know if they actually publish information whenever someone jumps off it. Maybe he got stuck in the nets and decided to not kill himself

>>72180422
i don't get it

>>72180422
What did Avril do to deserve such a horrible insult?

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Dayum!!!

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The results for /jp/'s 2025 Touhou survey are in.
>>>/jp/48646700
>>>/jp/48646704
>>>/jp/48646709
>>>/jp/48646718

Whoa we can't just let this thread sink to page 10

>>72185186
alright alright

ugh le yawn wokeup

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/01/08/gayfemboy-0-day-router-attacks-ongoing-what-you-need-to-know/

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ugh yawn

i am still gonna rule over my factions as a monarcherino because all that stuff-talk about le heckin monarchyerino in the witcher, nilfgaards and cirillas

what if every now and then a queenerino was in charge of the mongol empire, i.e. the yuan dynasty

yawn switching from shitty tv shows to youtube lore videokinoinos

watching "the pill mills" reddit creepypastarino narration by chilling tales for dark nights

world 1: fantasy w/ realism
world 2: cyberpunk w/ realism


I'm gonna writerino about pretty queenerinos

>>72188708
i also gotta get busy and writerino about HOW these empirerinos came into existence

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i honestly dont mind getting called a faggot (endearment) and it sometimes turn me on

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just call me a fag like you love me thats all i ask and ill be yours

yawn incredibly sluggyrino

get in here pedos we dumping porn on le blue board
>>>/v/699636108

>>>/v/699666616
>>>/v/699666616
>>>/v/699666616

ugh yawn

>>>/wsr/1509003
I like this guy
someone convince him of coming here

new idea

I play minecrafterino (in my mind) :3c
>w< !!!!

so basically this is gonna be interesting because I get to visualize it in my mind, I get to collect a ton of bookmarks and write notes

>>72193119
idk maybe I'll play SOME minecraft

i forgot to mention I'll be FUCKING everything

ugh

garbage trucks are cool

i think its time i rewatched borrasca (creepcast)

>>72193679
and after thaterino the left right game

yawn bump

>>72195326
coffee?

FUCK!!!

i forgot to post and closed what i had >:[

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>72195512
maybe i won't get the crazyino this time :3c

i used to trollerino the tesg threaderino because skyrim is heckin boring and just imagining it was all so le less tedious

now I'm imagining the 'craft

am I gonna be evilerino? an evilerino king of my minecraft worlderino (king of the three 'craft realms btw). No I'll be gray

>>72195894
NO coffee

i need my naps

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ah good idea

i could make deals with peoplerino in my minecraft world in exchange for my gigantic horsedick going up their ass/vaginarino

DEPENDING on the trade ofcourse, maybe it'll have to be multiple sexes or for her to become my sex slave for a while


I'm gonna have a magic mansion that I can raise out of the ground, but actually it'd go in my personal pocket dimension until called out of it.

what'd be inside the mansion is my throne where I can sit and manspread and fill the entire house with the scent of my sweaty musky gigantic balls

>>72196746
likely, it'd be wealth they'd ask for

they = villager probably

>>72195894
also I can add stuff they didn't implement like "the skylands"

sage

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bumogezellig

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Happening: someone drew mootcat as bnuuy

>>72199530
someWOMAN

>>72199530
who?

>>72199862
I think it's the creator of GTA?

every tiktok woman thinks its cool to be a le 4chan girl

>>72199530
african sperm receptacle

>>72199895
which one?

>>72201062
your favorite one

raep

saeg

lol >>>/v/699721101

SEGA

>>72205560
>>>/v/699742201

there are so many retards on the internet that it's too easy for you to WASTE your time getting mad at how retarded they are or even worse argue with them. if you let retards control your attention guess what? you are being retarded too.

i was talking to me

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I'm back hello friends!
I missed shitposting about the start of games done quick with my friends
But somehow similar to what Natalie tried to do at the end of last games done quick there are a series of threads right here on /trash/
The current one is >>72191066
And I downloaded specific images for me to post "rate the run" for every remaining run.
Most of them are decently well fitting. Some are more a stretch than others. Originally I had "imposternatalie" at the start of every filename but I removed that because of fear of being hit with signature ban on /v/ even if it was only through filenames the paranoia struck before I even was able to post.

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For instance this one is Umbreon on a piano because the run was of a rhythm game.
>>>/v/699747563

>>72210575
Your favorite run so far?

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>>72211094
I haven't watched too much. The donkey Kong run was completely awful.
The recent CHUNITHM LUMINOUS PLUS run was nice because the host wasn't interrupting with trans rights every 2 seconds and the runner was actually good and the commentary was nice.

ugh yawn wokeup from le nap

need 'ffee

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I need a professional opinion
Is this image too lewd for /v/?
It's rated as safe on e621 but that hasn't stopped /v/ mods before

ugh le yawn time to drink my le 'ffee

i think i may wanna buy the 'craft on pc so I can play that all dayerino and find le mods

sbren sbeve

Why don't the other lurkers here post?

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>>>/v/699760984
For this one the name of the game has frog in it and Greninja is a frog.

>>72214020
I just post whenever I see a happening.
So almost never. /jp/ is a slow board. I did post some threads and the survey recently, but got more replies in r9k.