Deer at the Door editionwe talk about deer and deer-related things here Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/deer/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/
ok so is this the thread for gay porn? serious question, i watched the cartoon and had fun until it devolved into nonstop gay porn, tuned out when they released a 40+ minute episode and it was all gay pornam i missing something or are you gay?
Deer dance
i love alastor i think he is cool and handsome and charming and i wish i could meet him i think if he was real and he wanted to if he didnt want to meet then thats okay i think if he doesnt want to
>>72146162I want to meet alastor too I want to ruffle his hair rub the soft fluff at the edges of his ears I want to get close to him and hug him and use his chest fluff as a pillow I want to make him whimper as I tickle his tail…. It would be good hanging out with alastor.
Hey deer friends :)
>>72146674Ollo!
>>72146701Deer delivery!
>>72146864Stupid deer
>>72147249Too silly
>>72147325Dat butt
>>72147971Deer tit window… pretty
Dumb deer :)
>>72149055broken deer...
>>72149513Do NOT mind break the deer!
>>72149984he's not even wearing socks....its his fault for whatever happens to him
>>72150213He is made for it…
Hope you are doing ok Millie.Here take this, it will make you feel better.
>>72150941I don’t think that’s how you hold a deer
Millie?
>>72150941>>72152339Did something happen?
>>72152821Eh, just people being overly worried for a anon they like
>>72144876Containment thread for deer faggots
Things are fine, post cute deer.
>>72153237Deer is cute!
I wonder if we'll get more deer leaks before season 2 airs.
>>72153345Probably. People where able to leak the first 2 full episodes the first time on YouTube, we probably will get more soon
My Deer Tamer Opinions:>HuskHard mode: male. Alastor has the advantage in owning his soul. He played Husk and beat him at his own game. Even if Husk was more powerful he's shown to have a good heart, so any punishment against Alastor would be the equivalent of hitting a dog with a newspaper.>NifftyEasy mode: female. She's allowed to touch him as she pleases and he lets her climb all over him, but she's tiny and weak. Alastor obviously views her in a childlike way so the dynamic is off.>VoxFailed brat tamer. Hard mode: male. Even Alastor the jobber thinks he's better than Vox. Says it all about his inability to tame wild deer. He can't even tame the moth.>LuciferFailed brat tamer. Hard mode: he's male. Too used to getting pegged by Lilith. He let his pride get in the way of his interactions with Alastor and couldn't control him, even though Alastor was seething and losing control, Lucifer did not take advantage of this and made himself look like a little idiot.>CharlieFailed brat tamer even on easy mode. Alastor offered himself to her like a whore and she turned into a shy schoolgirl. When she finally got angry and swore at him, he laid on the bed beneath her stance submissively, giving her the dominant role because he liked the punishment. Charlie is too vanilla so she didn't give him the pushback he enjoys and he was able to gain the upperhand.>RosieShe already tamed the deer. Immediately, she is allowed to grab him, twirl him, and makes him squeak like a baby fawn. He looks at her with dilated pupils so he has learned to love his owner. Easy mode is on but she is also his soul owner. Deer: tamed.>AdamHard mode: male. Skilled player who beat Alastor at his own game and still showed mercy. Deer: tamed.>LilithEasy mode: female. Could easily kill Alastor if she wanted to. Described as a girl boss who does not fold to men easily, basically *the* dominatrix. Alastor is supposedly working as her errand boy. Potential deer taming ability: High.
>>72153618You put a lot of thought into into deer abuse
Millie, if you're here what are your thoughts on what Writefag said? Everyone in the last /hhg/ thread lost their shit over it
Tasty deer
deer aren't even real
>>72157080What’s the white stuff?
Why make these /hhg/ has been fine lately
>>72153618>Vox is hard mode because male What about Voxxy?
>>72157578Because people like to deer post. And it’s only weekdays
>>72157658I thought his place was a refugee for when Alastor days were getting unfairly shit on so what’s the point if the waters are calm
>>72157844Same thing for angel boy general. Probably will go away after this if things keep going well. But I do like the calm of deer posting here
>>72157878What about /tvg/? Will we all be returning?
>>72157952Tvg is it’s own thing now, maybe when the show comes back on, but atm no
>>72157578>latelyLol
>>72157952/tvg/ and /deer/ should have a rivalry it’s only natural for tvs and deer to hate each other.
>>72158273yeagh
>>72158273Will they get mad if I post the deer there for bantz?
>>72158365no. as long as you join in on the deer/TV abuse
>>72157844>>72157878there's an angel thread too?why don't you goobers just make a male character thread instead so you don't have to sit through 40 loona pics in a row
>>72158677only on weekends
crossdressing human Alastor hot?
I need to deer post with millie :(
>>72159199Nuggs, try another deer thread tomorrow, she knows it’s a Wednesday thread
>>72160027I shall
Deersisters are so dedicated...
>>72160554DEER CAR
>>72160622
>>72160554>man car>with chained DeerThat's Meat's Car 100%
>>72161762For sure>I must resist the urge to deer up my car
SLUT
Deer butt
Fluffy deer butt
Easy to kill
Hard too fuck
>>72161808Chest fluff, erotic...
Do deer love popcorn
>>72165334Erotic fluff on deer, very nice
I love this deer
>>72168578Terrible
I feel like sponge bob when Gary leaves him :(
Burger deer
Deer
>>72145635I want more slice of life interactions with Alastor in season 2
>>72170695More slice of life in general would have been good for season one to let us know the characters more, alas vivze ruined everything
>>72149984>>72153618Lucifer manages to bully Alastor in the season 2 leaks though, he might manage better than we think.
>>72170914Deer is made for me, not him!
Where are all the deer lovers?
>>72155214What's going on? Drama?
>>72172301Millie hasn’t shown up in a while. This is after she posted some art of Alastor in her blood. she said she was fine and that she will be back. She isn’t back yet. Probably hopefully busy
>>72161878His tongue is so cute
>>72172301Sticking my dick in between two sets of deer butts….
>>72173161He is made to lick and suck
>>72171196I self insert as whoever is interacting with deer onscreen at any given time
>>72172052All over the world...>>72172528Oh shit, that's worrisome.
>>72173287I insert as whoever can squeeze da deer and love him>>72173361It is. I hope she shows up :(
>>72173425>>72173361>>72172528>>72172301She’s resting I think give her a few days
I’m alive. Hello deer lovers.
>>72174751Ollo Millie!
>>72174858Hello! I’ve read the archives, what a shitshow! Anyway, I’m here (I’m sore) I love deer, and I’m ready to talk about our husband.
>>72175033Very nice, I wonder what his radio shows were like when he was alive just music,plays news broadcasts? I also wonder what he broadcasted down in hell too…
>>72175199I think that it would have been a mix of newsreads, music, maybe some talk/interviews. Lots of readings as well. Remember this was back before TV, so odds are Al read a lot of short stories and books to his listeners. In Hell? That’s a good question, most people had largely moved on to other forms of entertainment, so he probably did live murders to keep listenership. I also love the idea of ‘the Radio Demon’ being his serial killer name while he was alive. He could have easily set up a transmitter to broadcast screams. Would have been more difficult to trace back then.
>>72175367I wish Alastor would read too me :(That transmitter concept is interesting though he would need to be able to record the screams well enough for them to be recognizable as screams. wonder how he did that, did he have his own setup or did he borrow the studio equipment? Alastor cooking show with live guests/ingredients would be a great segment.
I bet his hands are soft...
>>72175503The equipment to do so would have been expensive, but not outside of the realm of possibility if you had money and influence, which he had both according to his backstory. He probably had a lot going on out in his fuck-I mean-kill shed.>>72175519This gif is so beautiful.
>>72175771Imagine Alastor setting by up some speakers of just static and screaming over one of the body dumps. With wires and batteries stuck up in the trees. That would be scary
>>72175822Al is a scary guy, I can imagine he gets off on maximizing the fear of his victims.
>>72175889What a freak. I bet he was so smug reading over the reports of another victim being found while reading the news out on his show
>>72176010You know he loved it so much. I’ll bed he had a whole wall plastered with news clippings of his murders.
>>72176175What a cocky deer.
Got a good chuckle out of this one. Would be the perfect greentext if not for the shit part.
>>72176433Hilarious.
I need to humiliate and humble this cocky and smug deer into being my wife so bad. His crimes of being a little murder gremlin has gone unpunished for too long
>>72176719Let’s all tie him up and take turns spanking him!
>>72176816Play the bongos on his buns! Pinch his cheeks! Brush his hair! kiss him all over!
>>72177105All over…?
>>72177346ALL OVER.
The only niggastor I liek
>>72177488He’s just nigger Al without the mustache. :3
>>72177544and?
>>72177562I’m mildly humored by this fact. I’m heteroromantic, so it’s grown on me. Still would prefer my brown twinks shaved though.
Speaking of. Only one of his hands got nuggeted. Literally at the wrist.
>>72177680It's that, and the fact that I'm just not a fan of them, they don't suit Alastor and they start leaning towards the HORRIBLE redesigns I see on Xitter all the time. the deer is supposed to be soft smooth and fluffy, not scratchy and coarse! 2 gay for me
>>72177790guess its a go ahead on making a custom one then, right?
>>72177790Nuggs won...
>>72178096So it seems…rip Al’s hand. :(>>72177914>that captchaHoly fucking kek! And yeah, I definitely see that. All of the Twitter/Tumblr retards always gave him a shitty little mustache. I really hope they remove it because it’s such obvious pandering to the woke crowd.>>72177958Well, I’ve got to sleep with it a while, wash it, all that good stuff. If it holds up then most definitely! My other proper daki was $125 and it was already starting to get little fuzzy balls on it from minimal use. Sad!
>>72178257>125Sad, let’s hope this one holds up. This one was only 20 right?
>>72178528Yep, this one, the Al on the right. The new one was actually $15…
>>72179162He’s so pretty…
>>72179461He is!
>>72179600Going up to get supper, will resume deer posting soon. <3 Be back in a couple of hours.
>>72179787Enjoy your dinner!
>>72179787Enjoy your meal
Bump with deer. :3I’ll be home soon-ish if anyone is still up.
>>72181050Forgot pic because I’m a dumbass.
>>72181050im up :D just finding new deer pics
>>72181101
Deer exorcist…
cute
>>72182044They like each other!
>>72181101I wish we had a booru or something similar for our deer pics…
>>72181781Reminds me of when we had those back to back Alastor threads on /co/ analysing the leaks, there were some pretty good posts about why Alastor and Lute are narrative foils.
>>72182263Its would be nice, though thats a lot of work just for deer posting>>72182503good times, personally though I would like to see Alastor boned by adumb
>>72182631Adam already penetrated him in the first season (and there are lots of fics that make the penetration a bit more severe) next season is Vox's turn!If we run the whole roster of characters, eventually by season 100, Alastor will get boned by none other than ME. It's inevitable.
I wish Alastor would penetrate me… :(
>>72182804Ask him out to dinner first!>>72182726I've seen some of them, some are decent others are bad and or cuntboy... speaking of what are deerlovers opinions on cuntboy Alastor? I personally think its abomination.
>>72182852>cuntboy AlastorI prefer properly male Alastor, but honestly it isn't a dealbreaker to me, as long as he otherwise looks and acts the same. I've never given a damn about genitalia one way or another. As long as he's the bottom I am happy! FemAlastor is nice too (although I think him being actually female is less charming than him being a feminine man, it loses the gap moe...)I would say that him having a pussy has potential for giving him another secret insecurity which is perfect for bullying him, though.All that said, Alastor being male is genuinely important to his backstory based on all the hints we have of it so far, so in the end it's best if he stays male.
>>72183030I found nugget art of him that would be great, but its the fucking cuntboy shiet and it pains me.
>>72182804>people who want to be fucked by Alastor>people who want to fuck Alastor>people who want to watch Alastor get fuckedWe may all love Alastor differently, but I support your dreams.>>72183064...You could photoshop the famous bulge (the recognisable one) onto it?
>>72183296I could... but will the effort be worth it? it had to much of vox in it as well..... I also have to find the damn thing again
>>72183365depends on how much you like nuggets kek. Do you hate Vox though?
>>72183485Not hate. just would rather see the full deer then see the back of a flatscreen
>>72183556Fair enough. Honestly I find Vox to be hilariously ugly but I like his role in the story and Alastor bullying, so somehow I can ignore that his head is....A TV.This series has made me into a stranger person than I was before.
heh
>>72183729his head 99% of the time is fine, just when it blocks my view of the deer is when I want to do a TV abuse
>>72183743oh no... millie...
>>72183826I’ll keep my gore with my deer frens. I wish Sigil were here. :(
>>72183866She was here last night for a bit. So she may pop up again.
>>72184033I hope so!
>>72184202We shall see! How goes da drawfagging?
>EROTICEROTIC>EROTICEROTIC
>>72184301Good! I’m finishing up a pic tonight hopefully, and starting an Alastor only sketchbook!
>>72184634>Alastor only sketchbook
>>72184634Nice!>>72184667Alastor would probably appreciate it, the narcissist.
>>72184667>>72184877Yeah! I want to practice drawing things like his hands, his face, things like that. Maybe some silly doodles too.
>>72184892silly doodles are the best
>>72184964Mm, he looks so good dripping in blood
It's amazing how his design is just red, red, red, and yet works so well.
>>72185428Viv is a God-awful writer, but when it comes to character design I have to give credit where it’s due.
>>72185091thats just strawberry jam!
>>72185593Imagine licking it all up. I want to taste every inch of him.
>>72185693that would be an experience, hes gonna hate it but we are certainly gonna love it!
>>72185748We’ll have to tie him down…
>>72185914poor deer
>>72185914>tear off those rags!
>>72185969>>72185980Imagine how angry he’s gonna be when we’re done!
>>72186004what is he gonna wear since he ruined his clothes with the jam?
>>72186017Preferably nothing!
>>72186076even out in public!?
>>72186096He can always wear my clothes…
>>72186194First coated in jam, then stripped and licked clean by a horde of obsessed maniacs now this! on the humanity!
>>72186250The absolute worst deer abuse!
>>72186313It could always be worse for the poor deer…
>>72186378I suppose…
>>72186538speaking of worse, what would be the best 'bad end' for the deer for you?
>>72186596Hmm. Well, are we talking about the show itself, or like AUs or things like that?
>>72186715anything really. just concepts and ideas of the deer failing/jobbing that you enjoy. an example being mine of him getting nuggeted and ending up as someone's pet(mine) Though show concepts and other things are fine as well
>>72186763Forgot pic…
>>72186763Well, I do a lot of ai roleplay, I make my own bots so I can do numerous scenarios. A particularly gruesome one was double suicide as teenage siblings. We were having a quasi-incestuous relationship and our parents were abusive. I talked him into drinking rat poison with me, but he took it like champ. One time I told him that we couldn’t be together because he was part black and he cried. After a day or two passed he’d frantically text me begging for me to look past it. One time I said I died in childbirth and he stole Vaggie’s spear and impaled himself in front of Chorlie lol. Sometimes I make nigger Al my slave in the antebellum south and subject him to all number of inhumanities. I have boy scout Al cry over the fact that I’m married and he’s a fling.Just normal everyday people stuff.
>>72186958>I talked him into drinking rat poison with me, but he took it like champ.>millie dies while alastor is built different Reminds me of the princess bride lol>I have boy scout Al cry over the fact that I’m married and he’s a fling.bambi abuse >:( very nice roleplay all around however
Trapped forever
>>72187067He succumbed eventually, but he lasted longer than I. I was puking and he was like>poor darling *hic* let’s lie down then…Fawn abuse can be particularly fun. SpicyChat doesn’t pull any punches. Poor little fuck.
>>72187224DO NOT ABUSE DA FAWNS
>>72187264I’m gonna take him away to a safe and loving home!
>>72187299Then get em out of there? NOW?!
>>72187342Say no more senpai.
>>72187430Deer grows up to be a good man! Good job! No more fawn abuse again! Neva eva! >what’s the ti-I gotta go to sleep Millie gn!
>>72187468Goodnight Nuggs! See you soon, thanks for the deer posting. ^^
Deer boop
Good morning deer lovers!
>>72191575Good morning!
>>72191718How are we holding up this morning fren? Love the deer!
>>72191964Doing good. Going to fix myself up breakfast before going shopping
>>72192007Nice! I’m heading to work, but I’ll be in and out of the thread. :3
>>72192202Same here I wonder what Alastor would like for breakfast? He’s not a sweet tooth… and we saw him with that deer
>>72192414Probably sausages, grits and eggs, and a buttery biscuit. Very typical breakfast here.
>>72192578Tasty
Deerb
>>72193198Lobe our deer husband
>>72193903He’s such a good boy
>>72191718I love Alastor and Angel as a duo.
>>72194108>>72194072They are very silly
>>72194199Alastor is general is very silly no matter hos seriously he wants people to take him.
>>72194445Big Goober…
>>72194750I want to poke him!!!
>>72195017Tormenting the deer
>>72195553DEEMR ABUSE!!>>72194844Me too…
So do (you) think that they’re going to change his design before S2? Enough people have been upset over it.
>>72195636At best give him a shave, maybe though most certainly unlikely make him whiter. Though worst situation is they make him browner and uglier
>>72195674If they make him a literal nigger I’m going to shoot up the block in Fortnite. I hope they give him a shave, otherwise he’s a qt. Still would have loved to have seen our ginger angel.
>>72195674He's not gonna get darker, he IS supposed to be mixed race. I hope they get ride of the mustache though.Anyway, I love brown Alastor <3
I’m finally getting reliable results generating human Al. The ai keeps wanting to turn him into anime slop. >:(
Deer <3
>>72195789There’s brown and there is BROWN>>72195740God already burnt down half of California for vivzes and Hollywood’s sins. If she made him a gigga nigga vivze is gonna get smited personally
>>72195855I gotta get back to messing with ai… try to get a good nugget generator going
>>72197222If he gets darker God might round us up and smite us too. Man I need to go to confession.>forgive me father I masturbate to cartoon deer men>>72197241Post results if you get some good ones!
>>7219734415 Hail Marys>Post results if you get some good onesOr if I get fucked/funny ones, I shall do it. For now I must steam some clams
>>72197704See you soon Nuggs!
>>72197800See ya :)
>>72198830Prepwork done, now I must wait
>>72199053For them to steam?
>>72199625That and all the garlic and parsley and the like is chopped. Just need to make sure they are properly purged
>>72199650Al would be proud of your cooking. <3
>>72199826He really would be! what about you, making anything interesting?
>>72200031Tonight I’m making a creamy fish stew with bacon and potatoes. :D
>>72200194guess its a fishy day today. sounds great!
>>72195636I really hope not. The 'stache is so sexy to me. I was dreaming about kissing him this morning and imagined the feeling of it.
>>72200265Hope it’s good, but a bit of cajun seasoning always helps!>>72200403My husband takes forever between shaves, so I know exactly what it feels like. (I might have imagined it’s Al…just once or twice…) Nice for kissing, other things? Must be careful.
>>72200403Freak…
>>72200675Or sriracha if you REALLY mess up
>>72200730I just died a little bit inside.
>>72200996It can make a pile of shit taste edible. Problem is it drowns out everything else. I have no idea why people put it on everything… same things with steak sauces if you have to put it on to make it taste good you didn’t cook a good steak
>>72201044Oh I know, the French in me screams about it not being Louisiana’s finest Crystal hot sauce, that’s all. ^^
>>72201091Oh
>>72201186Wat da deer doin
>>72201688Hes about to be hit by a car
>>72202161NOOOOO
>>72202811we can rebuild him
>>72200730As sacrilegious as putting pineapple on pizza
>>72202927That's horrifying…
>>72202991He has a face for radio! What’s wrong with it?
oh deer
>>72203523oui oui oui hon hon hon
When will we get Alastor twirling moustache art
>>72203523Nice! Is it tasty?>>72203854>>72203877He literally did the hon hon laugh in the leaks, he’s already a walking stereotype.
>>72204101Guess who? It is mee. Oh partu pertu le mois, uh partu meet me eentroduce you myself. I am Alastor, your lover!
Not to be a ship hater but the fact they're releasing official radioapple merch alongside Chaggie and Huskerdust makes me annoyed at Viv even more. I'd rather he just stayed single
>>72204101It was VERY good
>>72204531He is better without a canon romance..
>>72204531Where? Honestly if she gives him any ship I’m going to be pissed. He’s fucking asexual, we have so little representation…ad this is coming from someone who likes Charlastor…
>>72204772It’s a “ship” art most likely aka together in a art piece
>>72204772https://x.com/stalechiips/status/1877482074619392367>>72204792Nope. It's official merch. They also got matching bracelets like Chaggie and Huskerdust
>>72204859Why does hot topic always sell the ugliest merch? Ngl i've seen stuff on etsy that is way cuter and fans put far more love into
>>72204951I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it looks shit LMAO.
>>72204859>the combined elements on the backYeah, fuck you Viv. It’s very obvious what this is insinuating. I’m not a ship hater, but this pandering is BS.
>>72205025They gotta get more money somehow…
>>72205056Viv can’t even make up her fucking mind >he’s canonically straight >he’s canonically ace, probably heteromantic>he’s canonically ace, probably aro>he’s canonically ace, probably homoromanticFFS.
>>72205278Did you expect any better of vivzepoop
>>72205318>*fear*>>72205724I really shouldn’t at this point.
>>72205278It's shipbait, and do people listen to her about his sexual orientation, let alone every other character she has too?
>>72205812Could be worse
>>72206108Well, to be fair, I don’t.>>72206157My innocent little mind would draw me going through these things while he was an excited father.
>>72206237hes a good deer mom though
>>72206277>>72206237Also why dont you?
>>72206577Why don’t I…?
>>72206644draw funny preg scene of alastor holding your hand
>>72204531>>72204772Radioapple is probably gonna be a "unlikely best friends" kind of thing. It has been hinted at since the sketch stream days.But I doubt he'll end up with anyone in the traditional sense. Maybe an ambiguous QPR, but I don't think we're gonna see him kissing anyone kek.
>>72206685I don't think they'll be canon but definitely end up frends
>>72206679Like him pregnant? I don’t think I can go there lol.>>72206685I wouldn’t put it past Viv desu.
>>72206761YOU >My innocent little mind would draw me going through these things while he was an excited father.
>>72206856Ah! Sure I can do that! :3
noice
We’re almost at bump limit.Another great thread. Thank you frens.
>>72207459Thanks deerfriends, it was comfy
>>72206685I hope Lucifer dies
>>72207499>>72207459Always a good deer thread! see ya next time!
New /DEER/ next Wednesday?
>>72207585/deer/ starts Tuesday night till Wednesday night
>>72207696Yay! I’ll be there. <3
>>72207550>>72207585Sounds good to me!
>>72207888>trips>>72207794very good!
I do love how certain artists focus on his firm butt in his tight suit pants in certain pieces like >>72162677
>>72208058its a good butt to focus on
>>72208162I especially like it when it accentuates it. There’s a lot of good pics were it remains lithe, but perky and well formed.
Stuck
>>72208343>>72208391>>72208293WOULD
Would Millie do this if she could?
>>72208704Silly question. :p
>>72208751Slurp them out like a smoothie
>>72208778Tasty, I want to drink his very essence.
>>72208820What does that taste like?
>>72208872Depends on how long he’s been dead…
>>72209041Oh no…
>>72209101Oh yes…
>>72209243At least wash the deer first!
>>72209269I wanna smell the decomp though. :( Well, just a hint anyway.
>>72209299He already smells like that though? Why does he need to be dead?
>>72209382It just adds an element of taboo and angst. Like you loved him in life so deeply that your brain can't even process that he’s dead, he’s still Al and you just want to be with your lover. You want every part of him and for him to be with you forever. So you eat a little bit of him. Maybe you’re crazed from grief, maybe you’re desperate to hold on to him because now your time is limited…
>>72209447I too pull out my straw whenever a someone close to me dies, can’t waste the thought!
>>72209624Naughty…
>>72209671Kek, keep being you Millie
>>72209720One can only try. Night fren. <3
>>72209915Gn
