/HMOMA/: Human Males on Male Anthros #425: Borgir Edition<Recent Stories>By anonymous>SKYMALL Takeoverhttps://rentry.org/29n949at>Rural Troublehttps://rentry.org/nugc29r5>Hero Healerhttps://rentry.org/6mo94psr>Mouseboi storyhttps://rentry.org/r4vytsekBy HomeTome>Unholy Unionshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/60493654/chapters/154430791https://www.sofurry.com/view/2199381By Roofles>Unjust Lovehttps://www.sofurry.com/view/1850303By typoking1107>The Prince and his Divinehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/30372858By anonymous>Breakroom Conversationhttps://rentry.org/efaioagn>Temple Adonishttps://rentry.org/AnthronisBy HomeTome>Charmed by Shadowshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/57482458https://www.sofurry.com/view/2155169>Vermitide: Lone Skavenhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/45287857By Witryso>The Way We Bleedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/57308584>/HMOMA/ shortshttps://rentry.org/huhmomaShorts<Resources>>Stories sorted (OLD):https://pastebin.pl/view/feacb35a>Stories and Greentext Screencaps:https://rentry.org/hmoma_story_urls>Story Prompts & How to Write:https://pastebin.com/CRnx7uqK>Edit bin:https://catbox.moe/c/wby09b>/HMOMA/ medialisthttps://rentry.org/hmomamedia>Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72095001/>Past threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2FHmoma%2F/type/op/
QoTT: What fillings do you want in your burgers anons?
Why is this place more romantic then HMOFA?
>>72172115The works. The problem is that I eat like a total slob so that's gonna be a turn off for any anthro to witness.
>>72172409I guess gay love is just a lot more romantic than straight love
This is the peak anthro male body and I challenge to post anything better.
>>72176265Alien anthros would explain the abductions recently.
>Move to an anthro town>Canines act like they're entitled to pets and scritches even when you don't even know them just because you're human
>>72177731For the love of God, don't let any peanut butter get on you with them around.
>The young men of the tribes would often venture into the ruins of the Old Ones, as a way to prove their bravery, or on a dare from someone questioning their bravery>The elders would always warn against it>No life remained in those places, surely that must be nature's warning to us to stay out, yes?>Only criminals, carrion birds and haunting silence would await them>But they never listened, and soon spending a night in those haunted places became a rite of passage>Except tonight, for the first time since the place lost its old name...>... there would be a pair of eyes on the latest tribal vagrant>Native eyes, peering out from the metal
Anthro guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>72172076yes, you can haz cheesburger
>>72174123No, in general, the gay community is massively hedonistic. We're outliers. And we're all here because we like to discuss a world which is fundamentally different and doesn't necessarily have the real world baggage associated with it.
Old men?
>>72172409There's plenty of lovey-dovey stuff posted there, it's just so popular that it attracts a larger audience, so the good content is sandwiched in between shitposting and trolls.
>>72183461Old men!
>>72183461>>72183513Old anthros barely keeping up with their younger human lovers.
>>72184000UUUOOOOOHHHHHHH MORE POKESHOTAS
This is the mountain village chief
>>72184073Imagine grooming your Lucario to be fuckmeat. >As soon as he hatched out of the egg as a riolu, you molested his sheath before even washing away the yolk
>image dumping why
>doing it againthis is unhinged at this point.
Is it safe to come out now?
>>72183461>>72183513A younger human with an older anthro is an ancient, natural pairingIn the age of heroes, young human men would be partnered with an older, more experienced anthro warriorTo be taught the ways of the 'spear' and promote strong bonds within the ranksWhat a shame, that we have forgotten our history!
>>72183657>He keeps a bottle of nitroglycerin labeled "for when Anon comes over" behind his nightstands
Ok, but how is this supposed to help us sell orange soda?
>"G'morning, cunt! Finally awake? or do I have to fuck ya 'gain?"
>older anthro men
>>72187307>looks like tonight's your lucky night
>>72186091>>72186247It's unbelievable how sexy anthros remain even when they reach their twilight years.
>>72187225>Kangaroo Jack 2
>>72187866No thanks. I don't want to get /hmoma/baited by a short dream sequence they cut up into all the trailers but it turns out 95% of the rest of the movie is a shitty comedy.
>>72187225Hella hot, and t b h i'd love it if he made sweet tender love to me
>>72187939It's too late!It's already been greenlit!
>How to brew a potion of true love:>Under the light of the harvest moon, begin by reducing elephant blood with water in a 1-to-3 ratio until a boil is reached>Add powdered rhinoceros horn, stir until dissolved thoroughly>Mix in decanted unicorn horn, wolfsbane, and shark fin>Finally, allow to simmer until exactly midnight, expose the cauldron to the moon's light>Think only of the one whose feelings you wish to capture, as you mix in the final and most important ingredient:>The seed of a human, best if fresh and formerly virginal prior to procurement
Damn, your anthro bf lives like THIS?
>>72173203Just get another anthro who also eats like a slob.
>>72184472He made a bot to image spam and kill the thread out of seethe.
>>72191175>
>Boy! I sure wish /hmoma/ was a bit more active!>ThisKnew I shouldn't have wished on that monkey's paw...
Anthros sneaking revisionist history into their strategy games!
Imagine if we had an actual /fur/ board with actual moderation.Sure since the spammer is clearly autistic he might catch the tranny mind virus and off himself but that would take too long and isn't a guarantee.
>>72195591Remember that one campaign where the anthro natives beat back the human conquistadors with fucking sticks and rocks? Pure bullshit. And that sickening scene where the human and that anthro native fall in love and end the war because of that? Who the fuck writes this crap?
anyways.... anthro tops!
What did he mean by this?
>>72196766>istg if you don't stop rubbing your ass on my steering wheel im gonna stomp your shit in>i looked it up, you can't 'imprint pheremones' on a car, you can't fool me a fifth time
>>72193855The ugly humans are the worst part of these threads anyway there's nothing lost
Look at what they're printing on 'special edition' trading cards these days! Who in the world thought this was acceptable for human children to see and play cards with?!
>>72196810>intentionally ruining a general out of seething spite for less than a handful of people posting stuff you don't likeKill yourself you retard.
>Be kid me>Get invited to sleepovers at anthro friends' houses all the time>Everybody acts like it was super weird that they were nakedI mean, anthros don't usually wear clothes in their own homes, they have fur! Besides, we were kids, quit acting like it was something sinister or suggestive!
>>72199282Anthro exhibitionist spotter, put some clothes on you deviant
>>72199282I get you. On cold nights my anthro buddies would scoot close to me while we played video games to keep me warm. Does that mean we were totally gay for each other? No.
Last I checked. It's Human male ON male anthro. Why are the top fags here to begin with? Go make a /AMOHM/ thread. Problem solved.
>>72199282Anthros really only wear clothes because humans get weird over the whole thing and even then, none of them really 'get' it.
>>72199460>>72198667
>>72199671Anthros really are just beasts who take any chance to give into their baser instincts aren't they?
>>72199282Kids ToT
>>72199757As if humans are nay better.
>>72200077That's because your kind try to tempt us with your beastly ways into throwing away what civilization has taught us for baser passions.
A few repeats from last time the bot went on, maybe an AI model for generating new images should be put in, some more variety, no?
>>72199282Me on the left!
>>72200764Nice ass.
>>72201774Connor claims not to be a bottom but I think he just needs the right coc- I mean human to ease him into it.
I'd love me a big versatile switch wolf bf to have more depraved sex with than you could ever imagine...full version: e621 net/posts/1472323
I dunno about all yall but I'm in desperate need of reading some fiction about power bottom anthro daddies raping the dicks of straight human men
Well since everyone's saying the thread is dead and on fire more than California I just wanted to put my 2 cents in and say I'd love a bossy anthro bf to sit his full diaper seat on my face and tell me to huff his stink while he massages my lower body into climaxOkay bye
>>72203538I loved the bits of green about there being a state law in place where anthros could just grab a human and drag them someplace private to powerbottom them even when they were on a date with some girl.
>>72196629THIS!
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>>72199459>On cold nights my anthro buddies would scoot close to me while we played video games to keep me warmOh god>Be me, young awoo>Parents always told me when we were having Anon over 'make sure to keep him warm, he doesn't have fur and we don't bother with heating our houses as much as they do!'>So every time Anon slept over I would curl up next to him (platonically)>Years later, in college on a mountain retreat>Assume this is the standard, expected societal thing to do with humans and curl up next to this random dude>This is NOT the expected societal thing to do and now everyone thinks i'm a weirdo
>>72210952Wait...were your parents trying to get you to hook up with your friend?
>>72211165>Wait...were your parents trying to get you to hook up with your friend?WHAT?! N-no...!I mean, how would they even have known I-I-I MEAN-
>>72211627Did you do that excited panting and tail wagging thing whenever you saw him?
>>72211728>Did you do that excited panting and tail wagging thing whenever you saw him?I mean, yes, but all of us did! It's a natural reaction to seeing a friend!
I want to be loved!Desired!Lusted after!By anthro men!
