Location: Los Angeles>Calamity is up on us.>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensure, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:>https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqF
>>72188444>>72188541>Their massive forms pummeled by the BFG 9000's destructive power explode in a shower of sparks, metal, and gore. The sickly green energy arcs through their mechanical bodies frying circuits and melting armor as it goes. >A few of the demons manage to evade the blast, their rockets streaking towards the Space Marines but many are caught in the lethal arc, their screams of agony echoing through the smoky streets. >As the silence settles something rockets from the sky. >Amon, descends from the sky with a deafening roar a massive shockwave announcing his arrival. The explosion sends debris flying and shatters windows as he lands in the middle of the fire-ravaged street, his imposing figure towering over the battle weary Slayer. >His eyes burning with an intensity fix on the Doom Slayer.
>>72188541 (Tech support) I see. With that in mind, I also believe that you should perhaps pass my recommendations along if able and willing. >At best, VEGA was a semi-stranger that worked with a loose cannon not-super Space Marine. At worst, he was an "evil" machine and reminder of the Men of Iron.
>>72188541 (Thanks for rolling with us!) >>72188557>>72188795>With the Chaotic battle in full and ultraviolent swing, the Doom Marine and his allied backers were doing well. His catastrophic BFG support caused hideous destruction as many demons were felled by the super plasma. The kill counter on his aiming reticle kept ticking well into the double digits before it finally impacted and likely obliterated one unlucky receiver. >With combat ebbing, the Slayer took a moment to survey the fights around him as he pulled out his Chaingun. Whatever Imperium soldiers that fell wouldn't stop the human tide as this section of Beverly was cleared, the Hellwalker quickly noticing the shining and especially deadly Grey that gleamed among them. It was readily clear that even compared to the Exorcists he was more familiar with, *these* Astartes were well geared towards demon removal. And they might just still be needed still if what VEGA was reporting from overhead, especially with what came next as all were buffeted by heated winds. >The Slayer's eyes narrowed as he saw a figure quickly go from a dot to explosive landing, the man bracing himself as the potent shockwave caused his MJOLNIR shields to flare as he was pushed back a dozen feet! When it finally died down, he found himself in the shadow of one of the ringleaders of this invasion. >Hard green eyes glared out from his visor and into this Amon's own wicked golds, the Doomslayer not waiting for any pre-battle taunts or allowing his newly arrived foe first strike. >Exploding into action the Doomslayer activated his Chaingun's Mobile Turret mod. Multi-barrels split into linked parts, the 12 spinning up and firing an opening deluge of mag-accelerated Argent plasma bullets dead center for the super beast's chest! >As he ran backwards again the Slayer likewise fired off a Megidola grenade at his foe, the Almighty-based explosive quickly soaring towards them and promising to inflict severe damage even with its splash!
>>72189091>Amon, the demonic Archdevil is undaunted by the hail of gunfire, nimbly sidesteps crossing his arm in front of his body from the initial barrage of Argent plasma. >The god of war's demonic reflexes allowed him to dodge the worst. When the Megidola grenade goes off nearby, the resulting explosion carves a hole into the street and for a time Amon's figure is obscured by smoke. >Amon steps out of the smoke, his flesh regenerating as his gleaming eyes lock onto the battered Doom Slayer. >In a blur of speed outpacing mortal sight Amon's fists rockets toward the Slayer, a blur of muscle and sinew shattering the Slayer's MJOLNIR armor like brittle glass. This proves to be sufficient to send the Doom Slayer flying from Beverly Hills to Long Beach in an instant. And for Amon, the God of War and hell's best goddamn hero, smashed onto the Slayer's back with his talon like nails, ripping and tearing the mounted shoulder cannon off easily with brute strength.
>>72189397>Fast and hard as his rounds were, the majority failed to land, what few did doing paltry damage. Likewise his fired Megidola while hitting and kicking up obstructive smoke was quickly undone in short order, the running man brutally intercepted and nailed with a potent punch! >Unsurprisingly, this was more than sufficient to break his shielding and send him flying head over heels with a grunt, noisy alarm again sounding off. He at least managed to use his Air Control rune to orient and control his flight and was even getting ready to get back to Beverly when the bastard beat him to it again. >Doomguy grunted as his main shielding reserves were viciously torn into by the archfiend's razor-sharp claws, it only being partially blunted by his Aegis and Rosarius pendant. But a nasty issue came when he felt his Equipment Launcher get torn off, the various displays on his HUD blinking out as he lost access to his secondary offensive abilities! >Growling over the rushing wind, the Hellwalker quickly seized the damaged shoulder-shooter with the use of his barely used Kinesis Module. A graviton lasso grabbed and brought his busted piece back to him, the Doom Marine quickly stowing it back into his inventory as he then moved to use one of the more powerful weapons in his vast arsenal. >Hand firmly grasping the pommel of his sword, the terrible Crucible flared to life with a clang and crackling buzz! With both gauntlets the Hellwalker swung the lengthy and rune-etched greatsword at his foe's leg, Sentinel energy imbued and rune-etched blade threatening a cauterizing amputation.>Combined with his Observations and the intrinsic anti-demon nature of the Crucible capable of felling even nigh-immortal Titans, getting cleaved would lead to a very poor outcome to say the least.
>>72189525>DIFFICULTY SETTING: SUPER ULTRA-NIGHTMARE>The demon his body reacting on pure instinct leaps back just as the blade cleaves through the air missing his leg by a hair's breadth.>Amon, his eyes blazing with infernal power imbues his fists with a sickly purple energy the air around him crackling with an unholy aura. The demonic Archdevil his lips curled in a snarl of contempt, closes the distance between himself and the Doom Slayer his movements a blur of supernatural speed. >With a roar that shakes the very foundations of the city, since it's California, a massive earthquake splits the city, Amon leaps at the Slayer his armored fists raised to deliver a devastating blow.>The slayer's MJOLNIR armor screeching in protest as Amon's fists smash into his helmet with the force of Krakatoa. The explosion of energy from the impact sends the Slayer staggering back his vision momentarily obscured by the flare of light. >Amon, seizing the opportunity presses his advantage his grappling hook like arms extending from to ensnare the Slayer's face with sheer pressure, sheer pressure so hard the slayer can feel the blood seep out of his eye socks slowly. His helmet pops, his bones being crushed. He wants his rage, he wants a real fight. TELL ME SLAYER, DO YOU BLEED! SHOW ME THAT RAGE! THE TRUE RAGE INSIDE YOU!SHOW ME YOUR T̶̛̛̛̛͎̺͚͖̫̭̦̓̈́̆̽̿̔͋̆̀̿̈́͜ͅR̵̡̨̢̛̰͔͈͈͍̗̞̽̔͌̑̆̎̈́̈́̊͌͗̃̓̽͝͝U̵̻̪̭̻̺̥̭̩̼͚̪͔̤͙̳̽̍͋̔̔͌̕͠ͅĚ̶̢̧̨̨͍̣̯͓̭̰̹̥̖̩̓̑́̏ ̴͔̦̱͈͙̩̼̟̘̯̇̀̂͌͊́̄S̸̛͙̳̔̀̓̒͋͠͝T̸̡̧̨̠͓̫̞̠̄̈́͗̿̑͊̇́͆̏̎͌̂͠R̴̢̛͓̫͖̼̭̬͚͇̬̞̗̫̆͊̈́̏̕Ȩ̴̛̛̺̣̻̮̥̬͕̱̳̗̯͒͊̈́͑̈́̔̎̍͘͜͝͝N̷͇̦̟͒G̷̡͉͍̀̇̽̾Ṯ̸͍͍̦̻̞̺̰͔͂͒̉͒͜H̶̻̘͖͔͔̼̠̻̑͋̏̂̈̒̒͆̏̂͂̇̚͜͜͝ͅ!̵̢̖͕͎̳̥̙̗̈́͜!̷̰̹̪̘̹͕̉́̔̏̉!̵̨̭̰͔̼̼̟̰͙̗͙͐́̽͋!̸̧̛̠̘̰͓͓͜
>>72189771I think you killed him irl
>>72190359Hahaahahhhahahahah nicely ememed my friend.s
EmerEmerEmerEmer Emer
>>72191828Do you fart?
>>72191872Why do you ask, nonny?~~
>>72191828This nigger can actually make fun of real American people burning to death and losing their homes right now by larping on a fucking 4chan threadGod bless America right in the fucking mouth.
Nah seriously. I wouldn't stoop so low as to mock actual people suffering. I pray that the OP of this >>72188298 thread location suffers for this shit. Hopefully his mother dies early as karma.
>>72191983You're right. That was thoughtless and inconsiderate of me. I apologize.
>>72192064>casually wishes Bea campfags and Bocchi death>a cool image of los Angeles draws the line>MUH CELEBRITIES Califag...
>>72192064>>72191983>being a hopeless moralfag over kikewoodthose private firefighters won't save your precious coastal home schemmel. zero sympathy for calicucks especially pedowood.
>>72188298>Somewhere in the outskirts of the hellfire...>"Jibril wins! Anon failed to answer within 30 seconds." was the text visible on the console. It was an amusing though understandable loss. The unprepared player would have trouble thinking of a word that starts with "x" while being mauled by a lynx. Now, a pink-haired woman sits alone at a table, savoring her third consecutive victory in this game."Materialization word chain, anyone?>That was the name of it. Simply put, players take turns saying words that start with the last letter of the previous word. Things that are there disappear, and things that are not there appear. To win, one must indirectly kill their opponent, or make them unable to respond within 30 seconds. A harder task than it seems. But for anyone up to the challenge, starting is easy. You need only say a word...>https://no-game-no-life.fandom.com/wiki/Materialization_Shiritori#Rules
did they have seggs yet?
yes they did
>>72193152give proof of the seggs
>mfw no cunny
>>72192064NOT HUNTER BIDEN'S MANSION UOH THE SUFFERING
>>72191983Do you have to be a prick at every available opportunity?
What a retard kek.
>>72192064I bet you cried over the six million guards and Aussa's boat girls who died when Carnage and the Digimon invaded too.
>>72193152PLEASE I BEG OF YOU GIVE PROOF I WISH I CAN POST EMOJIS
>>72192663<3
>>72193195>>72193538Can't bro they threatened my council membership if I post it
>>72193820>get denied the chance to see seggs of the shololi variety NUOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Yeperoo. Another SHIT Ra thread destroyed by me.
>>72194457How is your day going, Overseer Goku?
>>72194476Been fine but the beer I drunk yesterday didn't drop so well. Good hydration will solve this.
>>72194505Seems like a lot of people here like to drink kek. Glad your day is otherwise good!
>>72194519Thank you, vassal. What an exemplar that you are.
Lurkers?
>>72188298>We periodically host a web-based battle royaleKek. KEK. No.
>>72195647Just tell us why you're here and who you want to RP with.
>>72196587I'm looking for Dune.
>>72196461Cali status?
>>72197092AI genned.
>>72191983>>72192064>>72196016>>72196587Shotas beware.
>>72197092On fire
>>72197145Are they in for a scare?
Furniture moving filibusters?
What's with the furniture thing?
>>72191983Don't you constantly make fun of Americans anyway?
>>72197384So-called frenchies have no self-awareness
meowning frens
thread is as lively as everanyone doing something fun?
>>72199874Just nutted in my soup
>>72199904kinda gross..but I know someone from a different thread who has a cum bucket
Bros... Mount Wilson....
>>72195647
>>72188298>Grey Fang watches as the hills burn, the fire devouring everything in its path is so beautiful to her.....okay. This should work right?>She pulls out the gem she stole the other night, holding it out as she tries to feed it anyone and anything the fire's gone through.
>Biden said "Fire away, no pun intended." to Kamala after passing the issue to her.
>>72199874
>>72201817That's metal af.
>pokes threadc'mon.. do something
>>72202958Why did my nutsack just vibrate
>>72203274Because you thought of big dicks, gay anon
I'm going to vore 50 beers.
>>72202958
>>72204127..thanks
>>72204150Thoughts on black niggers?
>>72204169
>>72204601Why did you add one then?
>>72204636Well the nig decided to add me wherever he could, I didn't choose to.. I just accepted. Then my plan was.. what if tried just being friendly to him so he wouldn't be an annoying piece of shit anymore. U know.. his constant "U LOVE MY BBC" bullshit replies.It worked for a while but then he got nasty again so I gave him shit.
>>72204722Fair enough.
>>72204722I don’t like you but I do appreciate the fact you shut his ass up and he doesn’t come around here anymore or he only nervously peeks out if he’s sure you’re not lurking.
>>72204754Here anon, have a milkshake! It's on me>>72204806Well u don't have to like me as long as you can coexist with me everything is cool.
wait, that's a soda.. kek
>>72204825>>72204842My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
>>72204879I forgoooot what exactly was on that image.. I'm sorry!
>>72204825You don’t spam shitty CIA founded and guided baby oil enthusiast bix nood music at least.
>>72204979U like music? I love weebu music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRtdQ81jPUQ
CARAMEL DANSEN
>>72205364How did u know it was in my playlist?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s
My stomach suddenly hurts.
My butthole just did the peppermint twist.
>>72205572What ze fook does that even mean?
>>72205905Not good, brother. Not good.
>>72206121Did you died?
>>72205847
y'all are gay
>>72206701
>>72207254you should celebrate it
>Venezuela's opposition leader arrested>Sakuya hasn't been on sinceThere you have ithttps://apnews.com/article/venezuela-election-inauguration-maduro-protests-edmundo-machado-db8a045f2614cb71022674dc6b73bd88
Thanks Bocchi.
>>72207756The maid is a rebel leader? Kinda badass..
>>72207756>Sakuya was Maduro's main oppositor all along.>An actual politician was circlejerking in HG.B-Bros...?!
>>72207756Very funny if true.
>>72207870She disappeared for a while and when she came back she said she was avoiding being arrested.
Johnny...
>>72195647>https://youtu.be/vUvR3j0HgJQ?si=IHThUEOjchAOQIOt
>>72208154>God I'm sorry I passed out last night dude.
>>72208188>It'll happen.>Accurate Alan Wake moment, even.
>1736478917567089m>1736408294350545mI'm nooticing something.
>>72208643>Bocchi made a thread about the LA fires just to shitpost anyone who replied to itDevious.
Oh no, hide your secrets! The nooooticer is at it!
How many days will this thread stay up because nobody wants to RP about an ongoing disaster
Kill yourself Bocchi.
>>72208992>106 posts currentlyI'll give it a day and a half.
Ok but hear me out... What if we took the dongle and stuck it in a waffle oven
i'd rather stick my dick in a fire ant hill
KILLYOURSELFAUSSA
>>72188795>>72208796So was this him? I was sort of thinking maybe Micah crazy as that may sound.
>>72209763Do it or pussy
>>72209799stick my dick in pussy? don't mind if i do.
>>72209885Gross..
>>72209938i learned it from watching you. the gross part. not putting my weiner in vaginas.
>>72209796I think that was Subzero.
>>72210039I had gfs and I'd rather not do that again. Girls are evil monsters. I now own a monster fucker license
>>72210067Doubt honestly. He doesn’t come around and the English is too clean besides.
>>72210110pics or it didn't happen
>>72210143Fair points, I suppose.
>>72210170I-I left my permit at home.. I don't have it with me rn, I'm working! I swear!
