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Location: Los Angeles

>Calamity is up on us.

>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensure, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:
>https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqF
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>>72188444
>>72188541
>Their massive forms pummeled by the BFG 9000's destructive power explode in a shower of sparks, metal, and gore. The sickly green energy arcs through their mechanical bodies frying circuits and melting armor as it goes.
>A few of the demons manage to evade the blast, their rockets streaking towards the Space Marines but many are caught in the lethal arc, their screams of agony echoing through the smoky streets.
>As the silence settles something rockets from the sky.
>Amon, descends from the sky with a deafening roar a massive shockwave announcing his arrival. The explosion sends debris flying and shatters windows as he lands in the middle of the fire-ravaged street, his imposing figure towering over the battle weary Slayer.
>His eyes burning with an intensity fix on the Doom Slayer.
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>>72188541 (Tech support)
I see. With that in mind, I also believe that you should perhaps pass my recommendations along if able and willing.
>At best, VEGA was a semi-stranger that worked with a loose cannon not-super Space Marine. At worst, he was an "evil" machine and reminder of the Men of Iron.
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>>72188541 (Thanks for rolling with us!)
>>72188557
>>72188795
>With the Chaotic battle in full and ultraviolent swing, the Doom Marine and his allied backers were doing well. His catastrophic BFG support caused hideous destruction as many demons were felled by the super plasma. The kill counter on his aiming reticle kept ticking well into the double digits before it finally impacted and likely obliterated one unlucky receiver.
>With combat ebbing, the Slayer took a moment to survey the fights around him as he pulled out his Chaingun. Whatever Imperium soldiers that fell wouldn't stop the human tide as this section of Beverly was cleared, the Hellwalker quickly noticing the shining and especially deadly Grey that gleamed among them. It was readily clear that even compared to the Exorcists he was more familiar with, *these* Astartes were well geared towards demon removal. And they might just still be needed still if what VEGA was reporting from overhead, especially with what came next as all were buffeted by heated winds.
>The Slayer's eyes narrowed as he saw a figure quickly go from a dot to explosive landing, the man bracing himself as the potent shockwave caused his MJOLNIR shields to flare as he was pushed back a dozen feet! When it finally died down, he found himself in the shadow of one of the ringleaders of this invasion.
>Hard green eyes glared out from his visor and into this Amon's own wicked golds, the Doomslayer not waiting for any pre-battle taunts or allowing his newly arrived foe first strike.
>Exploding into action the Doomslayer activated his Chaingun's Mobile Turret mod. Multi-barrels split into linked parts, the 12 spinning up and firing an opening deluge of mag-accelerated Argent plasma bullets dead center for the super beast's chest!
>As he ran backwards again the Slayer likewise fired off a Megidola grenade at his foe, the Almighty-based explosive quickly soaring towards them and promising to inflict severe damage even with its splash!
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>>72189091
>Amon, the demonic Archdevil is undaunted by the hail of gunfire, nimbly sidesteps crossing his arm in front of his body from the initial barrage of Argent plasma.
>The god of war's demonic reflexes allowed him to dodge the worst. When the Megidola grenade goes off nearby, the resulting explosion carves a hole into the street and for a time Amon's figure is obscured by smoke.
>Amon steps out of the smoke, his flesh regenerating as his gleaming eyes lock onto the battered Doom Slayer.
>In a blur of speed outpacing mortal sight Amon's fists rockets toward the Slayer, a blur of muscle and sinew shattering the Slayer's MJOLNIR armor like brittle glass. This proves to be sufficient to send the Doom Slayer flying from Beverly Hills to Long Beach in an instant. And for Amon, the God of War and hell's best goddamn hero, smashed onto the Slayer's back with his talon like nails, ripping and tearing the mounted shoulder cannon off easily with brute strength.
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>>72189397
>Fast and hard as his rounds were, the majority failed to land, what few did doing paltry damage. Likewise his fired Megidola while hitting and kicking up obstructive smoke was quickly undone in short order, the running man brutally intercepted and nailed with a potent punch!
>Unsurprisingly, this was more than sufficient to break his shielding and send him flying head over heels with a grunt, noisy alarm again sounding off. He at least managed to use his Air Control rune to orient and control his flight and was even getting ready to get back to Beverly when the bastard beat him to it again.
>Doomguy grunted as his main shielding reserves were viciously torn into by the archfiend's razor-sharp claws, it only being partially blunted by his Aegis and Rosarius pendant. But a nasty issue came when he felt his Equipment Launcher get torn off, the various displays on his HUD blinking out as he lost access to his secondary offensive abilities!
>Growling over the rushing wind, the Hellwalker quickly seized the damaged shoulder-shooter with the use of his barely used Kinesis Module. A graviton lasso grabbed and brought his busted piece back to him, the Doom Marine quickly stowing it back into his inventory as he then moved to use one of the more powerful weapons in his vast arsenal.
>Hand firmly grasping the pommel of his sword, the terrible Crucible flared to life with a clang and crackling buzz! With both gauntlets the Hellwalker swung the lengthy and rune-etched greatsword at his foe's leg, Sentinel energy imbued and rune-etched blade threatening a cauterizing amputation.
>Combined with his Observations and the intrinsic anti-demon nature of the Crucible capable of felling even nigh-immortal Titans, getting cleaved would lead to a very poor outcome to say the least.
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>>72189525
>DIFFICULTY SETTING: SUPER ULTRA-NIGHTMARE
>The demon his body reacting on pure instinct leaps back just as the blade cleaves through the air missing his leg by a hair's breadth.
>Amon, his eyes blazing with infernal power imbues his fists with a sickly purple energy the air around him crackling with an unholy aura. The demonic Archdevil his lips curled in a snarl of contempt, closes the distance between himself and the Doom Slayer his movements a blur of supernatural speed. >With a roar that shakes the very foundations of the city, since it's California, a massive earthquake splits the city, Amon leaps at the Slayer his armored fists raised to deliver a devastating blow.
>The slayer's MJOLNIR armor screeching in protest as Amon's fists smash into his helmet with the force of Krakatoa. The explosion of energy from the impact sends the Slayer staggering back his vision momentarily obscured by the flare of light.
>Amon, seizing the opportunity presses his advantage his grappling hook like arms extending from to ensnare the Slayer's face with sheer pressure, sheer pressure so hard the slayer can feel the blood seep out of his eye socks slowly. His helmet pops, his bones being crushed. He wants his rage, he wants a real fight.
TELL ME SLAYER, DO YOU BLEED! SHOW ME THAT RAGE! THE TRUE RAGE INSIDE YOU!

SHOW ME YOUR T̶̛̛̛̛͎̺͚͖̫̭̦̓̈́̆̽̿̔͋̆̀̿̈́͜ͅR̵̡̨̢̛̰͔͈͈͍̗̞̽̔͌̑̆̎̈́̈́̊͌͗̃̓̽͝͝U̵̻̪̭̻̺̥̭̩̼͚̪͔̤͙̳̽̍͋̔̔͌̕͠ͅĚ̶̢̧̨̨͍̣̯͓̭̰̹̥̖̩̓̑́̏ ̴͔̦̱͈͙̩̼̟̘̯̇̀̂͌͊́̄S̸̛͙̳̔̀̓̒͋͠͝T̸̡̧̨̠͓̫̞̠̄̈́͗̿̑͊̇́͆̏̎͌̂͠R̴̢̛͓̫͖̼̭̬͚͇̬̞̗̫̆͊̈́̏̕Ȩ̴̛̛̺̣̻̮̥̬͕̱̳̗̯͒͊̈́͑̈́̔̎̍͘͜͝͝N̷͇̦̟͒G̷̡͉͍̀̇̽̾Ṯ̸͍͍̦̻̞̺̰͔͂͒̉͒͜H̶̻̘͖͔͔̼̠̻̑͋̏̂̈̒̒͆̏̂͂̇̚͜͜͝ͅ!̵̢̖͕͎̳̥̙̗̈́͜!̷̰̹̪̘̹͕̉́̔̏̉!̵̨̭̰͔̼̼̟̰͙̗͙͐́̽͋!̸̧̛̠̘̰͓͓͜
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>>72189771
I think you killed him irl
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>>72190359
Hahaahahhhahahahah nicely ememed my friend.s
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Emer
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>>72191828
Do you fart?
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>>72191872
Why do you ask, nonny?~~
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>>72191828
This nigger can actually make fun of real American people burning to death and losing their homes right now by larping on a fucking 4chan thread
God bless America right in the fucking mouth.
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Nah seriously. I wouldn't stoop so low as to mock actual people suffering. I pray that the OP of this >>72188298 thread location suffers for this shit. Hopefully his mother dies early as karma.
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>>72191983
You're right. That was thoughtless and inconsiderate of me. I apologize.
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>>72192064
>casually wishes Bea campfags and Bocchi death
>a cool image of los Angeles draws the line
>MUH CELEBRITIES
Califag...
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>>72192064
>>72191983
>being a hopeless moralfag over kikewood
those private firefighters won't save your precious coastal home schemmel. zero sympathy for calicucks especially pedowood.
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>>72188298
>Somewhere in the outskirts of the hellfire...
>"Jibril wins! Anon failed to answer within 30 seconds." was the text visible on the console. It was an amusing though understandable loss. The unprepared player would have trouble thinking of a word that starts with "x" while being mauled by a lynx. Now, a pink-haired woman sits alone at a table, savoring her third consecutive victory in this game.

"Materialization word chain, anyone?

>That was the name of it. Simply put, players take turns saying words that start with the last letter of the previous word. Things that are there disappear, and things that are not there appear. To win, one must indirectly kill their opponent, or make them unable to respond within 30 seconds. A harder task than it seems. But for anyone up to the challenge, starting is easy. You need only say a word...

>https://no-game-no-life.fandom.com/wiki/Materialization_Shiritori#Rules
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did they have seggs yet?
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yes they did
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>>72193152
give proof of the seggs
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>mfw no cunny
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>>72192064
NOT HUNTER BIDEN'S MANSION UOH THE SUFFERING
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>>72191983
Do you have to be a prick at every available opportunity?
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What a retard kek.
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>>72192064
I bet you cried over the six million guards and Aussa's boat girls who died when Carnage and the Digimon invaded too.
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>>72193152
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU GIVE PROOF I WISH I CAN POST EMOJIS
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>>72192663
<3
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>>72193195
>>72193538
Can't bro they threatened my council membership if I post it
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>>72193820
>get denied the chance to see seggs of the shololi variety
NUOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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Yeperoo. Another SHIT Ra thread destroyed by me.
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>>72194457
How is your day going, Overseer Goku?
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>>72194476
Been fine but the beer I drunk yesterday didn't drop so well. Good hydration will solve this.
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>>72194505
Seems like a lot of people here like to drink kek. Glad your day is otherwise good!
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>>72194519
Thank you, vassal. What an exemplar that you are.
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Lurkers?
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>>72188298
>We periodically host a web-based battle royale
Kek. KEK. No.
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>>72195647
Just tell us why you're here and who you want to RP with.
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>>72196587
I'm looking for Dune.
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>>72196461
Cali status?
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>>72197092
AI genned.
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>>72191983
>>72192064
>>72196016
>>72196587
Shotas beware.
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>>72197092
On fire
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>>72197145
Are they in for a scare?
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Furniture moving filibusters?
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What's with the furniture thing?
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>>72191983
Don't you constantly make fun of Americans anyway?
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>>72197384
So-called frenchies have no self-awareness
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meowning frens
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thread is as lively as ever
anyone doing something fun?
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>>72199874
Just nutted in my soup
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>>72199904
kinda gross..
but I know someone from a different thread who has a cum bucket
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Bros... Mount Wilson....
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>>72195647
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>>72188298
>Grey Fang watches as the hills burn, the fire devouring everything in its path is so beautiful to her.
....okay. This should work right?
>She pulls out the gem she stole the other night, holding it out as she tries to feed it anyone and anything the fire's gone through.
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>Biden said "Fire away, no pun intended." to Kamala after passing the issue to her.
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>>72199874
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>>72201817
That's metal af.
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>pokes thread
c'mon.. do something
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>>72202958
Why did my nutsack just vibrate
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>>72203274
Because you thought of big dicks, gay anon
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I'm going to vore 50 beers.
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>>72202958
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>>72204127
..thanks
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>>72204150
Thoughts on black niggers?
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>>72204169
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>>72204601
Why did you add one then?
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>>72204636
Well the nig decided to add me wherever he could, I didn't choose to.. I just accepted. Then my plan was.. what if tried just being friendly to him so he wouldn't be an annoying piece of shit anymore. U know.. his constant "U LOVE MY BBC" bullshit replies.
It worked for a while but then he got nasty again so I gave him shit.
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>>72204722
Fair enough.
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>>72204722
I don’t like you but I do appreciate the fact you shut his ass up and he doesn’t come around here anymore or he only nervously peeks out if he’s sure you’re not lurking.
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>>72204754
Here anon, have a milkshake! It's on me
>>72204806
Well u don't have to like me as long as you can coexist with me everything is cool.
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wait, that's a soda.. kek
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>>72204825
>>72204842
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
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>>72204879
I forgoooot what exactly was on that image.. I'm sorry!
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>>72204825
You don’t spam shitty CIA founded and guided baby oil enthusiast bix nood music at least.
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>>72204979
U like music? I love weebu music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRtdQ81jPUQ
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CARAMEL DANSEN
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>>72205364
How did u know it was in my playlist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s
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My stomach suddenly hurts.
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My butthole just did the peppermint twist.
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Lurkers?
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>>72205572
What ze fook does that even mean?
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>>72205905
Not good, brother. Not good.
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>>72206121
Did you died?
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>>72205847
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y'all are gay
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>>72206701
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>>72207254
you should celebrate it
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>Venezuela's opposition leader arrested
>Sakuya hasn't been on since
There you have it
https://apnews.com/article/venezuela-election-inauguration-maduro-protests-edmundo-machado-db8a045f2614cb71022674dc6b73bd88
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Thanks Bocchi.
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>>72207756
The maid is a rebel leader? Kinda badass..
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>>72207756
>Sakuya was Maduro's main oppositor all along.
>An actual politician was circlejerking in HG.
B-Bros...?!
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>>72207756
Very funny if true.
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>>72207870
She disappeared for a while and when she came back she said she was avoiding being arrested.
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Johnny...
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>>72195647
>https://youtu.be/vUvR3j0HgJQ?si=IHThUEOjchAOQIOt
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>>72208154
>God I'm sorry I passed out last night dude.
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>>72208188
>It'll happen.
>Accurate Alan Wake moment, even.
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>1736478917567089m
>1736408294350545m
I'm nooticing something.
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>>72208643
>Bocchi made a thread about the LA fires just to shitpost anyone who replied to it
Devious.
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Oh no, hide your secrets! The nooooticer is at it!
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How many days will this thread stay up because nobody wants to RP about an ongoing disaster
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Kill yourself Bocchi.
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>>72208992
>106 posts currently
I'll give it a day and a half.
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Ok but hear me out... What if we took the dongle and stuck it in a waffle oven
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i'd rather stick my dick in a fire ant hill
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KILL

YOURSELF

AUSSA
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>>72188795
>>72208796
So was this him? I was sort of thinking maybe Micah crazy as that may sound.
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>>72209763
Do it or pussy
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>>72209799
stick my dick in pussy? don't mind if i do.
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>>72209885
Gross..
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>>72209938
i learned it from watching you. the gross part. not putting my weiner in vaginas.
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>>72209796
I think that was Subzero.
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>>72210039
I had gfs and I'd rather not do that again. Girls are evil monsters.
I now own a monster fucker license
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>>72210067
Doubt honestly. He doesn’t come around and the English is too clean besides.
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>>72210110
pics or it didn't happen
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>>72210143
Fair points, I suppose.
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>>72210170
I-I left my permit at home.. I don't have it with me rn, I'm working! I swear!
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>>72195647
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Continues?
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Small pp humiliation?
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Dune?
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Demons?
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meowdy
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meow
please gimme some of that money
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>>72211821
show hands
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>>72211829
you must work hard for the money morder
>>72211831
>socks you with them big ole meaty grabbers
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>>72211860
What would u like me to do?
I could.. lie on the floor, open my shirt a little, rub a little a little dirt on my chest and call you handsome..
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>>72211821
Bitch how dare you still live in Arizona
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>>72211894
do all that and then rub your head and pat your belly
>>72211910
wym I live in west birgnia
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>>72211942
Town of Arizona, West Virginia
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>>72211942
I.. uhh.. can I ask why? That sounds a little strange
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Country roads?
Take me home?
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>>72211962
for fun?
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>>72212398
f-fine.. I'll rub my head and belly with my muddy hands
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>>72212398
What bideo gayme is she playing?
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Yawn kill yourself hick
Kill yourself Dickey
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Boccster yawns a lot and is a cwanky asshole because he only gets five hours of sleep daily and caffeine and nicotine are poor and addictive substance substitutes for it.
Boom. That’s my doctoral thesis that’ll do better than 12/20.
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>>72195647
Wow, that's crazy.
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Imagine cat girls
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>>72213176
Favourite anime fighter?
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Going to vore 80 beers.
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>>72213248
Blazblue Crosstag. By far the best I've played. It's lots of fun.
But ofc I mainly play tekken.
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>>72213250
R u a bad enuff dood to vore….. 81?!
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Aside from this fucking retard >>72200516 is there anyone else who wants to larp about an actual disaster?

No? Games, anyone?
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>>72213606
>>72213606
>>72213606
Migrate when ready!
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>>72213613
Ew fuck off Bocchi.
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>Lurkers
>Lurkers
>Muh location
I think something is missing here.
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>>72213613
Will your reticent protagonist alt be there to vanquish a big tiddy demon girl with his average penor for his kewl harem of sex slaves that he stoically pretends he’s not interested in?
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>I didn't get my all-night-long roleplay so I'm going to cry about it
Grim.
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>>72213584
Since when did you care so much about pedowood~
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>>72213648
Are you describing the Doom Slayer?
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>>72213670
Yeah. Try to heyyy him with the bote slut, ja? Third times das charmen, oui?
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OH MY FENG SHUI
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>>72213584
Why are you such a horrible asshole today? Did something happen?
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>>72213668
Who said?

>>72213708
Eh bien, from the start we agreed to only do rated 12+ RP. Merci!

>>72213738
Being a horrible asshole is what I'm good at. I don't know what you're expecting.
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>>72213785
Nice tough act.. c'mon man..
All you've been doing is attack people even the angel thingy who never harmed anyone. I'd understand if you tried to shit on the maid but just random people? Something is not right with you.
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>>72213785
12 +? Too bad he ain’t a shota. And you’re not into size shit.
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>>72213785
We had a SAW dedicated to 9/11 just saying groomly groomer~
Still offering your body to the second Venezuelan~
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No lolis to RP with tonight CHEESESTICKS?
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>>72213807
I love being bad. It makes me happy.

Jokes aside though. Quit crying about 4chan bullshit, man. Nobody gives a fuck.
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>>72214042
I'm not crying man. You know I have nothing against you but you've gotta get your shit together. Like.. do I really have to spell it out?
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>>72214042
But that wasn't 4chan that was discord
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>>72214042
>Jokes aside though. Quit crying about 4chan bullshit, man. Nobody gives a fuck.
The irony.
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>>72214087
I don't think the Algerian would understand even if you spelled it out to him in French~
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>>72214042
>>72214099
E N T E R
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew&pp=ygUQcGlsbGFyIG1lbiB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D
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>>72214111
U know what, fuck you too! But not for the same reasons.. you could show up around here a lil more often. I like chatting with you..
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>>72214087
Oh, I've got my shit together just fine. Has it ever occurred to you that I'm just genuinely an evil Sith bitch? Have I not made myself clear enough in that sometimes, I enjoy shitposting people as much as you like to blogpost like a nigger?

Besides, you don't really care about any of this. You just have nothing else better to do right now, so instead you decide to concern yourself with me. You, just like every faggot in here, bitch about me being oh so mean and sassy, but I don't see you turning around the other way and complaining when my name gets insulted on a daily basis here. Yet here you are, making a big deal out of elementary squabble because I made one bit too many retards in here cry. Go take a fucking walk.
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>>72213830
Make yourself useful and chat with the 4chan passfag >>72214130.
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I have a plane to catch
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>>72214258
>h, I've got my shit together just fine. Has it ever occurred to you that I'm just genuinely an evil Sith bitch
I dont see you shitposting Seiya so you know that's a lie. Do you have a list of people who you dont like here?
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>>72214309
Seiya is a bocchi alt.
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>>72214258
Mhm.. nice story. If you were just such a really EVIL and BAD person you would have never e-dated a certain someone. You are just.. u know. But you aren't beyond repair.

Listen here my pink devil.
When I first arrived via ad, you were all
>oh hey new friend! Let's roleplay! Do you like my stories? Why don't we chat? Who are you?
The friendliest thing I have ever witnessed from an anon. You even were the first one to ask for my name and actually called me Mordred. You even gave me a nickname

Later I made friends with kiyama and chatted with him. Your responses turned into
>well hello there
>yeah cool u are here
Then I made friends with the maid.. still trying to just get any normal conversation going with you.. but you just shut me out, didn't even respond anymore

Many weeks went by, I made friends with the angel, with cyan, had fun chats with a couple roleplayers.. oh and I bullied the nignog out. I remember him telling me "hurr I'm on bocchis side in this war, fuck the maid!!".. what a worthless piece of shit.

and now.. now you are the most hostile being to me in this fucking thread. Even tho I.. I bet my life on this.. am the only one who has ever spoken the words
>I bet he's not actually bad
>I am still trying to make friends with him
>I'm sure he can be a nice guy

Bocchi.. I have never even said a single bad thing about you. For gods sake man.. I have been actively trying to make friends with you. But you are.. blinded by your hatred of the people in here.
If I didn't care then why did I tell kiyama to fuck off when he told me not to interact with you multiple times? Why was I the only one trying? Even after endless replies to you without an answer?
You are.. STUPID beyond believe.
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>>72214385
You mean you threatened to doxx someone out>>72214385
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>>72214309
I don't need lists. I just do what the Dark Side of the Force tells me to do.

Really though. You all take yourselves too seriously. That's why taking the piss out of you people is so fun. Lighten the fuck up, will ya?!

>>72214351
Bro, instead of talking shit about people you think are 'Bocchi alts', how about you go fuck your mother?
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Funny that your pic mentions papa franku..
I've been playing /hg/ games with papa franku since 2018..
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>>72214385
Jesus Christ, nigga calm the fuck down. What are you trying to say?
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>>72214501
What I'm saying is that you only play the shitposter because people hurt you.
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>>72214501
And you started to get more aggressive towards me the more I made friends with people. Not even people who hurt you.. just making friends.
So what I'm thinking is you are here taking shit nonstop from 90% of the thread and you just can't take it watching me make friends so you give me shit.
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.. I'm just sooo tired of this childish civil war bullshit of anons here.. I'm about to turn 29 man.. this is like watching a fortnite group bitch at each other.
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I think I said all that needed to be said. Think about it and make up your mind, man.. you aren't a kid anymore.
Also, don't attack people like the angel for just wanting to play a game, you cunt.
I'mma go watch some animu.

Night night friends.
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>>72214512
First of all, I've nothing against you. It's true that I get annoyed when you blogpost all the time in here, but when have I ever attacked you out of nowhere for it? You annoy me, but I'm also very patient. It's silly for me to turn hostile towards you when you have done nothing to offend me. At least, that's what I think, still giving you the benefit of the doubt.

You don't roleplay or host games. I don't like making small talk. This leads us at an impasse where there's nothing much for us to talk about with each other, except the occasional 'hi' and 'hello'. I respond to you when you play my games, don't I? But I honestly don't understand what you're trying to fucking expect from me. This has nothing to do with other people. Am I supposed to be all jolly and kumbayah and join you when you go screwing around with people I don't even know or like? What the fuck are you trying to say? Respectfully, please leave me out of that.

>What I'm saying is that you only play the shitposter because people hurt you.
That's true. That's all I'm going to say about this.

>>72214529
If that's what you'd like to believe. Anything else you want to say?
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>>72214512
The council and survivor groomed him
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>>72214668
Tell me who hurt you?
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>>72214668
Oh well, you caught me just in time so I should at least reply to you.

My ass I annoy you. Without me, this thread would die 5 times a day. Any my ass do you care about my blogposting. What's me texting every 30minutes gonna do to your life, huh? Nothing.. you can just keep on doing whatever.. stop looking for shitty excuses..

I actually do roleplay, but only in private..
I don't host games because I don't know. But I always enter games and play them unlike others who just spam in shitty fakes.
You respond to me when I play your games, yeah.. with the "fuck you" attitude.. well guess what, half the thread doesn't even enter your fucking games but I do. How about you just accept my entry, cunt.

No shit it's true. I'm not some ancient sage who's older than the fucking gods but by chance I happen to be older than 90% of this shitty thread and I know exactly what retarded fights you guys are having.

So get your shit together and just act normal around me, bocchi. Is that so hard?
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>>72214668
Now get it together.. I don't even have to energy to check my spelling anymore, shit's all over the place.
I'm not your fucking enemy your retarded moron..
Has anyone ever typed up this much bullshit to make you come to your senses? lemme guess.. NO..
So I at least care more than 110% of this entire fucking thread.
.. dumbfuck
Now lemme get to bed, I'm tired.
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>>72214665
After careful consideration over the last ten seconds, I think I'm 99.9% this close to putting your name on my "Faggots Who Take This Shit Too Seriously" list. When that happens, I'll enjoy shitposting you too.

Quit preaching nigger. We're avafagging as Halo soldiers and kawaii anime girls on a 4chan board. It's not that meaningful.

>>72214710
Thank you for playing my games. I apologize if I come off as mean, cold or callous. That's not my intention as a host.

>Without me, this thread would die 5 times a day.
I've been waiting for the proper moment to tell you this since you first came here.

Read the room, newfag. If you can't do that, then go back >>>/v/
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>>72214750
Now you've done it..
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>>72214734
You're just like me when I first came here two years ago. That's your problem.

Go to bed. You talk too much.
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>It’s not that meaningful
>Which is why I try to police them but I’ll flip a fucking croissant if you try to tell me what to do
Ha ha.
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>>72214767
I tried with you.. but if you wanna make an enemy of me.. it's not gonna go well
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>>72214780
Less word spinach and more brevity, dear.
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>>72214780
This same shit applies to you Dickey.
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>>72214767
>>72214795
now dey be enemies



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