Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #413(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions)>Proactive Babysitting EditionThis thread is for furry JOI/JOE posts only, along with requests. Please take anime and other such JOI/JOE posts to the other thread: >>72234940Closed Boorus:https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list(Could always use some more tagging!)All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great.That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels.Basic Captioner Resources:https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkLNewest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stablePrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71988543/#72063229MEGA:Comfy:https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfgTwocap:https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-QMouchi:https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwAmarettoScotch:https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQMilkMan:https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUAYojimbo:https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQHoss:https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgBaseddoggo:https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gKarmo:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rVHgESLo0Bct8CSa9gfdR0TGtLRZVy6Da LOT of melonart's art:https://mega.nz/folder/ZwtziKoS#aDf503BNCcD5RWAHQ3D2dA\
>>72267581The local gang "offers" to have you join, they've been looking for a cute humie to keep their hide out nice and clean for them while they're out and about, and to keep the beds in that hideout nice and warm as well
>>72267581You're not sure you believe your dancer's claim that pole dancing and EVA repairs have a lot of skill overlap, and you DEFINITELY don't believe that she used to be part of StarFox, no matter how pouty she getsI mean, why would a hero of the Lylat system be all th way out here in the boonies of human space, working at a strip joint of all places? Probably just some Cornerian fangirl that dyed her fur blue or something, but you suppose you can play along with her and offer to show her how a "hero's welcome" is handle back on Earth, ifyouknowwhatimean
>>72267608New Pokémon Caption!>All the Pokémon OLs are abuzz, because today's the day Mr. Anon will be choosing one of them as his personal secretary!>Nobody knows for sure who he'll pick yet, but if how jealous Gardevoir and Lopunny are acting is any indication, the smart money's on the naughty little Mawile receptionist...I am aware that this image has been requested at least once (~5 years ago) but this caption has a different plot than the request. Apologizes for any confusion.
>>72267581Local farm girl and retard compete for the affection of a well endowed nerdy human they'll get into that loser's pants at all cost
Yo, can this thread not die please?
>>72270960We try our best to keep it up
>>72267581The Great Plan required some Minor Adjustments, but rest assured, it is still perfectly on schedule to defeat chaos and save the world>"Chaos? I those fht this was just about finding human boyfriends!"All part of the plan
>>72267586You’re a nerd who is into paws. And Alex (the tiger) knows it. She's out of your league, but she knows you’ll do anything to get a little bit of her attention. She invites herself over to your house under the guise of playing your favorite game with you, but once she gets there, she teases you with her paws and takes over your Switch, while leaving you to the mercy of her soft footpaws.
>>72267586You’ve been texting a girl from your school named Charlie, you think she’s pretty cute, suddenly she texts you saying that she’s not a girl, but you don’t really mind this, and ask her to prove it.He texts back this picture, and asks if you’d want to come over and fuck his mouse boy ass.
>>72267586A married panda couple do their part in saving their species.
>>72275182Gay hair aside, that's the most chad looking panda I've ever seen. Usually they're non-threatening fatasses.
>>72270960Help bump it then.
>>72276451nta, but you have my sword
>>72277169What anime is that from?
>>72267586Getting home, Your Argonian companion made you dinner and a bath after a long adventure and came to your room later that night.You find out she found a particular book at the Captials marketplace a few weeks earlier and has been getting some ideas from it, wanting to be your maid when you’re not adventuring to thank you for keeping her safe on quests.She starts shaking her fat ass wanting her human master's huge cock with you more than happy to give her what she wants, pushing her onto your bed and turning her into a drooling mess.She tells you she’s in love with you, begging you to drain your balls into her, saying you can play with her body and fuck her anytime you want instead, even during quests, and she’ll take your cock however you want her to, getting you even harder and ready to shoot an even bigger load inside your new slutty Argonian maid.
>>72277221Manyuu Hikenchou
>>72277679Thanks
>>72277769You're welcome. Enjoy.
>>72275574I have seen better.
>>72267586She doesn't want to battle, train, run, play, or even interact. All your Purugly does is eat, sleep, and laze around. One day while trying to whack it, she just walks into the room and just stares at you. At one point, if just for a second, you think you see a smirk. Fuck it, a cat's fine too and you get ready to slam your rod into her. One second, she doesn't seem to care about being impaled and the next second she meows more than you have ever heard her. Today will be the day you fuck the smug out of this cat.
>>72267586You went out to get 2 Guardevoirs for the obviouse reasons. The good news is that they both have a naughty nature, but the bad news is that they were both male. Despite the setback, you still use them as intended. And now you get to see your agressive Guardevoir getting your twink Gallade ready for you
>>72278504What a fun-loving throuple. Hopefully someone invites them to a rooftop party. Seems like it'd be their speed.
>>72267581You're chilling at a nude beach where you get a feel like someone is staring at you. You notice a giraffe chick who thinks she's so clever and that with sunglasses on you can't see she's eyeing your dick. You confront her and after some denying and some flirting you two end up doing it behind a shack, dunes or in the bushes.
>>72278902+1
Is the board getting spammed?
>>72268673did you want humand at all for this?Also, anon who kept getting butt fucked no lube from life, am now settled into my own place with everything finally resolving, so should be able to write again soon.
>>72282000>did you want humand at all for this?butt of course anonand I'm glad you're doing better>tripscheck'd, may it be a good omen of many good times to come
>>72282000>did you want humand at all for this?Always.
>>72269213Blessed Content, Thanks for the cap.
>>72267581A Pokemon battle is forgotten under the enticing sway of sexy Pokegirls and their intense heat pheromones.
>>72267586Requesting a cap where you date a human woman and as you're having sex, find out literally as you penetrate her she's the head of your local mafia's daughter.You wind up on a date with the neighborhood humie gal. She ain't a bad pull being as loaded as her family is. Obviously she's kinda tall but what sorta chumps expect yous to be as tall as 'em? They don't bitch when the big bad horsey with a cock the size of a pool toy rips their daughter in half, why should they thinks a Raccoon isn't deserving of that humie womb? What they don't knows is you satisfy this broad better than any humie could dream of. Oh it feels nice, getting high class pussy. It feels real nice when she likes you back despite being a called a "trash panda" by da kids. It don't matter tonight tho, you got rich pussy around your pole. Oh those depths you could dip your cock into...they're somethin'. Wait a minute...that last name of hers. "Mcfalley..." whys that sound familiar?
>>72267581You wake up to your, often overowked from night shift, tired hag of a roommate bouncing on your dick. Between grunts and moans as her barely used, therefore surprisingly tight donkey pussy, drains you, you ask what the fuck is going on, and with just a bit of shame on her voice, she said that work has been grinding her to dust, the burnout is real, both physical and mental.She really needed an outlet to relieve her stress otherwise she'd go mad, and you're the only person she could trust inside of her. Please don't hate her, she says, she tried waiting for you to wake up, but she was at her absolute limit.
to the anon who wanted beaver rape, i wanted to throw in a small bit of her threatening to call the cops once shes done getting the shaft, and the viewer/racket man handing her his phone and daring her.Only for the cop to recognize the number, answer, get the rundown and turn a blind eye, since they are well in the loop of the racketeering business, and keep out of his buis as long as he helps keep bums out.I'll pad that out more/abridge it but thoughts on her getting ignored by the police while getting the debt collectors cock?
>>72269213Based shortstack
>>72267581Your Absol and Braixen sit together, looking at the setting sun, contemplating why haven't you forcefully spread their legs and bred them full of pups yet? What do they have to do to convince you to exert your rights as their master to bend them over a table and rape them of their dignity? This is getting silly, you have owned both for over a year already, yet you have never once taken advantage of them. When are you going to turn them into your obedient sex slaves? The wait is killing them.Meanwhile you're looking at them sitting together from your spot in your camp, thinking how neat is is that they're such good friends, completely unaware of their utter depravity because you can't speak Pokémon.
>>72267930>>72277244>>72286772+1
>>72267586Even though you have a girlfriend, your pokemon wont let you forget that they are your top priority. So this weekend will be them asserting thier ownership of you. Your girlfriend will be none the wiser as your left to your fate.Free to edit scenario
>>72267586A trainer ends up in a location with strong pokemon and ends up getting team wiped by a Lopunny. But in a last desperate act crazy enough to work, he pounces on the already weakend pokemon hoping to not get his own ass kicked. He is left exhausted, brused, but with a new ace.
>>72291166+1
>>72267586You decide to go fishing in the deeper parts of the bayou. Despite the warnings from everyone that it's risky, especially for men. Deciding that those folktales were all hogwash, you head out. Your little dingy gets rattled and tossed about not long soon after, before you end up stuck in some muck. Grabbing your flashlight you check what sort of creature could do such a thing. Low and behold a seven foot tall gator momma is staring back down at you with a deep hunger. Thinking this is the end only for southern accented beast to rant on about how lucky she is fools like you come down these parts. Skipping to a few hours later, you're facing the mud as she goes to town on your ass, talking about breeding and pups like you're somehow a female. Finishing off with a deep growl from her and belly full of jizz in you. Dragging you back to her den in your dazzed state.A couple months later you're still living with her in her shack in the swamps. Body feminizied beyond recognition from that feminizing gator jizz and a belly full of pups.
>>72292750>gator man got implants and fucked an ftm while doing a falsetto voice
>>72267581Requesting sequel to thread image where Katrina is pissed she got knocked up while her girl friend teases her about it.
>>72297406not the same of course, but another caption has been made with that image if you want
>>72267581Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal, completely LEGAL sangheili mating ritual going on
>>72281868wonder how RGRE is doing these days
bap
>>72268673Okay but what IS she doing in the boonies working at a strip joint?
>>72267586Ever since the calamity and the fall of Hyrule, there has been no one to be able to enforce law and order. This gap has allowed many who live outside the few remaining settlements more freedom to do more easily what they would normally have a harder time doing. After a successful plunder, a wanderer takes the time to indulge in the warmth of one of his mares before getting to the next resting point. With the food that he can make, he'll make to that it will last him long enough till after he leaves the next stop.
>>72267586You have caught the pokemon that have dominion over the very existance of the universe and what do you do? Have children with them of course. You have shown your battle prowes, strategic thinking, and they don't seem to oppose it. If only you knew what they were thinking as they ring you dry.
>>72301584turns out that whole "Kursed" thing didn't work out nearly as well as she was hoping
>>72285162Unrelated, but do you plan on her getting pregnant?
>>72269213Marriage material
>>72302276Yeah
>>72267586Amy is very confused on how to approach this situation this autistic retard anon just came up to her and presented a picture of the biggest cock she's ever seen. If she accepts this outlandish pathetic attempt at flirting she'll set mobians back a hundred years but on the other hand this idiot is so hung.
>>72267586You never pick up hitchhikers normally, however, you absolutely cannot skip over this hitchhiker as she flashes her mammoth melons to get you to stop. Turns out she's getting out of bad relationship and is willing to go anywhere to get away. She asks how she can thank you for picking her up and you tell her that you can think of some ways. She is more than happy to oblige.Tit groping, squeezing, tit sucking, and paizuri.
>>72267581Your usually dommy Sangheili gf wants to challenge you to a sexfight, to switch things up from the usual 'sitting back and taking it' routine by having you actually try and turn the tables on her. Based on the obvious size and strength discrepancy, it should be an easy win for her, which makes things seem all the more awkward when she goes a little too easy on you and loses because of it.
>>72299844I have no idea how that board is still afloat.
>>72267586a caption in which the readers girlfriend has a mistaken notion of what it means for a couple to "sleep together" but even so she is very excited.
>>72309745If you weren't aware, your request was adapted into a short story last month by an Anon in the /hmofa/ thread.>https://rentry.org/bnnuy_bedtime
>>72302059their will be mention of him disregarding protection, and blowing fat one raw that will leave her gravid down the line.
>>72292750Thoughts on it ending with her inviting in a whole pose of hung gator gals to meet her "new wife" in the shack? Implying that pregnant viewer anon is about to have a much rougher time.
Slow night.
>>72314469Definitely don't mind that!
>>72267581Too many anchors
Carrot cake
>>72311642Yay
>>72311642Based
>>72267581Local trainer wakes up to a mega lucario cucking him, His female lucario tries to make a stand, but fails to the mega uh...Mega penis
>>72267581You're a very lonely man. In a moment of desperation, you delve into the occult and summoning, just to have another individual to talk to. You end up summoning Loona and although she's a little ticked off at first, she senses your despair and decides to give you a good time because, she's been there too.
Any writers working on anything?
>>72324262Still waiting on a read-through of a thing I wrote a lil' while back, plus I'm maybe a third or half of the way through a new thing...
>>72324767Good luck, I hope yours will get done.
>>72326041Huh? Well, my writing partner isn't quite as sick as he's been recently, so I'll bug him for editing later on, that's all...
Have a half-asleep bump
>>72267581Toriel demonstrates that she is, in fact, still "hip with the kids"she wears fishnet leggings, goth boots, skateboards in her off-time, and regularly has unprotected sex with her human boyfriend, all things the youth of today enjoy
>>72267586It's rabbit season and Bug Bunny finds Lola worshiping a man's massive rifle
>>72324262>>72285162beaver plappage
>>72328411How's it coming along.
>>72267581Mature ex-pornstar is getting back in to the industry with the help of these two young cocks and the fat creampies churning in their balls. Bonus points for accidental impregnation.
>>72308993>>72327580>>72329189>>72301705>>72307662+1
>>72329189+1 to this
>>72267608New cap.
>>72330139I was actually bracing myself to read a "yabba dabba doo" in the middle of all that
>>72330527Oh? I'm missing the Flintstones connection, sorry... Mind filling me in?
>>72330864go to /dbs/ for like 2 seconds
>>72331366Ah, thank you, the archive filled me in.
>>72330139Nice work!
Sigh
Rise from your grave
I never got the whole jerk off instructions thing.I don't need any instructions on how to be a jerkoff.
>>72328411Excellent
>>72269213Mean gossipy office girls end up being correct and wrong at the same time, most excellent. Can't say I've seen too many caps mostly focusing on the characters outside of the picture character and their lover, usually it's either the POV of subject in the center who we follow - but that's certainly not a problem.Good cap, obviously low on action but well written bitching and gossip, I like it.Side note, assuming you're the same capper from the other thread, good stuff. I don't check there too often, but the other secretarial cap you made with Nikki from Swapnote caught my eye there and was that good vanilla. Keep it up!
>>72336356Yup, that's me! The Nikki cap is one of my favorites I've made.I didn't realize until you said something that I used the same exact text style for Gardevoir and Nikki. I was originally planning on using green and red for Gardevoir's text in the Mawile cap but it looked completely hideous and I had to change it.I'm planning on making loads more captions, including at least one more starring a Nintendo girl as a secretary, so stay tuned! It's still in the early planning stages, but I'm an absolute sucker for tight skirts so it should come through the pipeline sooner or later.
>>72330139Mind sharing the full pic, or even better, whole set? God how I wished I could fuck one that big and lick them abs like crazy
>>72267586Mmmm... Blue (fox) milk...The thinking spaceman's beverage of choice, especially when fresh from the tap!
>>72345486+1
bump
>>72311366oh, that works too. thanks
>>72330139Excellent
Rise
Keeping it up
>>72342312That is the full pic, I didn't crop it for the caption.This seems to be everything from the artist featuring the two characters: https://e621.net/posts?tags=jessica_valerie_%28nightfaux%29+ellie_%28nightfaux%29+
>>72358055NTA but thanks!
>>72345486whoever made that krystal model is a saint
>>72267581Your Mienshao found the pictures you took of you sexual escapades with your other Pokémon, and wants in on the action, and she will not let you leave her sight until you fill her with your seed, and make her belly nice and round with tons of eggs.
>>72358808Dogzeela, plus a few othersDon't think he make any art himself, but he does retweet stuff with his models in it on Twitter >>72357985
>>72359348+1
10
>>72362867I like this cap
Up you go
>>72360004Alright
Bnuuy bussy
>>72373778She has sexy tits and sexy feet.
Anyone got any breeding/impregnation caps? Intentional and/or accidental is good.
>>72267581During her time as a lone mercenary, after leaving Star Fox over a bad break up with Fox Mcloud, Krystal never expected she'd befriend this ape looking alien, let alone fall in love with him. He called himself a human, a race that has been exploring space for a while, but only recently were allowed into the Lylat System through an alliance. It all started when she needed an engineer/mechanic to fix her Arwing for reasonable prices, she found this human offering prices way below standard, in a desperate attempt to attracts clients since no one wanted to risk their chances with the uknown human. She decided to give him a chance to prove himself, and was glad she did it, because he proved an excellent mechanic, so good, in fact, she invited him to become her personal mechanic in her command shipHaving to work so close to him, it was only a matter of time before they became close friends. And later, one thing led to another, he confessed his feelings to Krystal, and asked her on a date. She accepted, having grown fond of him as well, and that was the start of their romantic relationship.Krystal also never expected how relentless humans were in bed. The first time they mated nearly left her a drooling vegetable, he kept going and going, but never came while she had already creaming his dick multiple times. He was like a machine, punding her into the mattress and pillow while she slowly lost her consciousness with pleasure, it wouldn't be until what felt like an eternity later when he finally finished by pumping quantities of seed she never thought possible into her battered, but eagerly awaiting cookie.
>>72267581Your partner, and superior officer, and you both had a long day of work and are relieving some stress with some quality alone time.Some days patrolling can be as easy as just driving across neighbourhoods looking for and preventing troubles, others it can get messy with you having to stop a raging Pit Bull anthro from tearing apart a defensless cat anthro who happened to be breathing the wrong way around him.Because you didn't want the media shitting on you too hard, instead of mag dumping his ass, you put your recent Judo and Jiu Jitsu training into practice and wrestled him from the woman before throwing him to the floor and choking him into submission.>G-god you looked so cool choking that shit bull baby>Ohhhh yes~>Fuck me, baby, right there~>Ahnnngnn, I'mmm c-cummiiiing~Did you mention she hates Pit Bulls? Seeing you, in her own words, "Put that shit bull in his place" was the hottest thing she's ever seen, and likely turned her crush on you into full blown love.--Alternatively for something less fucked up.Officer Bella is ready for another great day of patrolling the streets alongside her beloved partner, but first, how about a quickie before work? Get that blood pumping early on, eh?
>>72267581Small woodland creature gets captured, raped, and bred until she learns to love her new life as the fuckhole concubine for the superior life form that is her human master.
>>72376929Looking through my folder, it turns out I don't. Here's something close, though
>>72362867for the love of god, if you are going to put light green on purple, at least black outline the text.
>>72267581Gothdra(Goth+Goodra) is finally hitting a homerun with her boyfriend, and she's the one leading. There's one problem though, for all the smug confidence she displays, she's a big virgin who, in actuallity, never had sex before, and has no idea what to do. She's hoping her boyfriend is even more hopeless about sex than her, so she can at least bullshit her way into convincing him she's actually experienced.
>>723289582500 words in and in the creampie part roughly
>>72267581The general population's perception of Celestia's Royal Guard are that of disciplined, emotionless, and asexual soldiers. Many mares have tried wooing them, failing spectacularly, they never blink, they never flinch. They could shove their mare pussies leaking with heat juices in their face, and they would stand still like statues. At this point they started believing these guards are just magically stripped of their lust, and simply have no preference at all.Little do they know that the Royal Guards do have a preference, it's just that their preference lies in you, the local human employed by Celestia to be Royal Guards' physiotherapist and masseuse. They love it when you touch them with your deft fingers, either to help them recover from an injury, or to relieve muscle tension .Sometimes, though, THEY want to relieve you of some tension. They knnow of a muscle you have down there that often gets tense and stiff when handling them, and they have the perfect place for you to put that muscle inside.
>>72378537NTA, but great to hear!
>>72378271want anything extra added? Maybe rabbit has mate but gets overwhelmed by cock? post credit bit of her seeing her whole clan bred? Cool if this is it but was curious since i am working on it rn.
>>72381380>post credit bit of her seeing her whole clan bred?Only if it's her having eventually escaped, and returning to her clan, only to be revealed she was merely pretending, and was actually leading you to her family's den all along
>>72381667hmmm, will try it. Thoughts on her baiting them into the home to save her, with the human locking the door behind them? seems like a better way to make sure they don't get away and such. Either way, i'm doing something with the senpai.
>>72381742>Thoughts on her baiting them into the home to save her, with the human locking the door behind them?Okay
>>72379685no way fag
>>72382847Kek
>>72382847Lol
This place is dead
>>72377146>>72378447+1's
Up
>>72267581Your girlfriends/wives were planning on ambushing you with a hot and heavy night of sex as soon as you walk in the door after work, but unfortunately some EXTREME/emergency overtime kicked in and by the time you got home your little bunny has already fallen asleep. Thankfully your more motherly hippo girl was there to provide her ample curves as a pillow for her "little nap" that you doubt she's waking up from any time soon, let alone wanting to have sex afterwards.So instead you just (gently) lift your little bunny up thanks to some not-so-little help from the hippo, lie her in bed, and get some nice cuddles in before you too pass out, but this time surrounded by the people you love.Some question you on your taste in girls. Bunnies are just fine, everyone wants to fuck a bunny at some point, but a hippo? Hippo girls aren't exactly appearing on the covers of playboy very often, but you know what they say about what's on the inside that matters, and you wouldn't trade her for the world.I'll leave the details to anyone that wants to do this, but maybe the reason for the ambush-sex was that they wanted to celebrate positive pregnancy tests or something, and maybe something can be done where all three of you are ride or die childhood friends and the hippo has some feelings of inadequacy compared to how much more "desirable" rabbits and humans are compared to her species.also AI slop
>>72267581Katrina is a pornstar playing the part of a dumb college slut getting an "accidental" trip to the maternity ward in nine months only to remember she forgot her birth control and is really getting knocked up.
>>72393248Don't have her break character. Maybe edit out the little bubble in the bottom left.
>>72393248+1
bumper
Any update on pic related? I know it was never a sure thing, but it never hurts to hope
Pap
>>72267586Rosita and Bonnie decided to pay their new neighbor anon a visit and give him a nice warm welcome to the neighborhood. As they exchange pleasantries and small talk the two housewives plan to return home proud of their hospitality until one glance downwards reveals a giant MILF loving erection barely being contained in his pants.
>>72267581You weren't exactly one to go for the whole "oops, looks like I don't have enough money, is there any other way I can pay you?" shtick despite (or perhaps because of) how many times you get hit with it due to being a slightly taller than normal human man working in a majority anthro city, the money for those pizzas has to come from SOMEWHERE, and you'd rather it be from the customers who bought them rather than from your paycheckBut considering just how "excited" this alligator pocket prince seems to have gotten after he got a good look up at you, and actually seemed to be planning on PAYING you, you suppose you might just make an exception for himFor all their talk of being big strong dangerous animal people, you seem to get more muscular anthros making that particular "offer" than anyone else, you wonder whywaiting on a human edit for the hands holding the pizza box
>>72399195I like this artist's stuff.
>>72267586It's her beloved pet's birthday and that smug and perverted cat can't wait to give her gift to him but that little (big) friend has other plans while it gets a little more excited than necessary when they're still in public showing his half erect red shiny and leaky stick~
Where did everyone go?
>>72405225I'm working on stuff for the other thread right now, so I don't have much new to post here for the moment.I'm still reading all the new requests though.
>>72267581in what may or may not be the same space station/strip club as >>72268673, a certain once-general-turned-arbiter is finally enjoying some downtime in her golden years and decides to work the pole for a while looking for a human man that can handle herShe may be in her 70s (no joke, the arbiter is 72 years old), but she can keep up with any of these other suspiciously well celebrated girls working here, and you've managed to catch her eyeyou may have been able to sweep the new blue fox girl off her feet easily enough, but you'll have to really work for it to tame this old warriorwas looking for something to request with this image, and figured why not make a whole space station strip club of famous ladies pole dancing after they played their part saving whatever corner of the universe they're from?
>>72405904What do you plan on working on here once you're done over there?
Sigh...
I want to impregnate a femboy
>>72399890What's the request story on this one? It looks interesting.
I'm getting sick of having to bump the thread
>>72382847True
>>72411730Time travel incest in two different flavorsFirst the original request This planet is weirdAll you could hear was some sort of "chrono-disruption" whatsit from the scanners, before the ship you and your wife went haywire and started falling out of orbit somehow, and the Gs knocked you outYou didn't expect to survive a fall from orbit, not many do, but apparently you didYou didn't expect to wake up naked, or for you to find TWO of your wife standing over you either, but you're not sure how common that might beHigh energy mumbo jumbo was never your forte, but apparently your wife did, having met you on this very planet, in this very situation a few years ago in her "personal timeline," and after some years of study to understand what happened, she chose to come here on this very day to "close the loop," whatever that meansApparently this all happened before, and you've got to have a time-bending threesome with your wife(s) to preserve the spacetime continuum, cause thats how it happened beforeHonestalso not sure how to word it but I also want older-krystal to encourage you to drop as many loads in her younger self as you can due to it being a safe day for her "back then", possibly resulting in older-krystal getting pregnant as well once you get into the swing of things, or time-breaking conception that results in you having a child however many years early, who may or may not rescue their parents from the weird trip mom was so insistent on
>>72411730>>72415789And then thisalternatively it could be rejiggered for incest with you being Krystal's son and your own father, your very-much-NOT-immaculate conception orchestrated by the will of the universe itself and proof of some great destiny awaiting you, or so your mother(s) saysWhy does this happen, and why this planet?What is this "great fate" you supposedly have?And where does the human that supposedly make up half of your genetics come from, if your gene pool is more of a gene puddle in the shape of an infinity symbol, endlessly flowing into it?This she does not know, but its probably best to keep this little incestuous time loop going in case there might be any sort of retro-causal consequences for breaking it, not least of all possibly erasing yourself from existenceTime-breaking incest or no, your mother loves you dearly, and wouldn't want to lose you for anythingAnd she remembered the sex being REALLY good too, and she's been ever so patiently waiting for her chance for the second helping she remembers her older self getting, so hop to it mister!If this is the lengths the universe will go to ensure your conception, who knows what it might have in mind for any siblings you might make now?Anakin Skywalker was born to bring balance to the ForcePhilip J. Fry was born of Time itself to save all of realityAnd you were born to impregnate blue vixensAin't life grand?
>>72267581light cuckqueening with these two girls making themselves your christmas presents one year, only for you to only have eyes for the sangheili girlmaybe some internal monologue of the spartan girl, like "its okay, you'll get your turn with him eventually, sangheili can make anyone into quickshots, see he's cumming already, a few minutes of foreplay and then momma's gonna get some DICK- wait why is he fucking her again? Oh come on!" when you cum in the sangheili girl and just start fucking her again
>>72420358Thanks mate, I tried to bump at 10 but I got hit with a 'wait 900 seconds' message.
>>72267581She may go in the sheets a whore, but she comes out of them a devoted and loyal wife
>>72411037>>>/lgbt/
>>72423838Lol
>>72408106I have a couple of Gardevoir pictures in my ideas folder, but I'm still not really sure how I want to approach them yet.
>>72425313>>72267581Despite several children and encroaching middle age, Christian Fox wife still finds it hard to believe you really think she's beautiful when she's "fat and heavy with child"You know just the way to cheer her up, and prove you still find her beautiful though Hot, sweaty, FILTHY married sex!
>>72425313b r e e d a b l e
>>72429052Yes
Plop
>>72267581Wastelander thought he had captured a female deathclaw to be his little love pet, but little did he know that SHE allowed him to catch her, and she could break out of these chains at any moment.She just chose not to because she's actually into that shit, plus, she gets fed everyday and sleeps in a warm home between sessions of him just fucking her brains out, it's an upgrade from her old life of sleeping in the dirt and hunting for food.
>>72267581Having expectations thrown upon you isn't easy, specially in the 1930s, and your family is welthy enough to expect you finish your education, marry a good, well standing woman, and take over and run the family business into higher success.The education part is easy as you're a deligent student, and born with a gifited intellect, inheriting and running the family business will too be no problem, you already have plans for expansions based on studying current, and predicting future, market trends.What you found to be difficult future endeavor would be to marry a well standing woman, when you can't keep your hands off the house maid. She's woman from a poor home who works as a servant in your home to help her family, and a beast kin no less, seen by humans in general as subhuman, phisically appaling, savage creatures.But to you she's the kindest, most beautiful women you've ever met, and the one you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Pop
>>72434300Me with Rouge
Do not
9They changed the captcha again, I only had to punch in 3 letters this time kek.
>>72438175They keep changing it
>>72267581Your girlfriend is an incorrigible pervert. Unfortunately for you, she's also good at getting what she wants, which means she fully exploited your instinctual shepherd desire to train you to go along with her schemes. Her latest fantasy-turned-reality is getting having you scramble her brain in a public sauna.
>>72439648Also, cum variant if that suits your captioning better.
>>72434300Huh
>>72267581Asriel is a faggotA flaming homoA fiend of a cockgoblinThe frutiest fruitcake there ever wasSomeone gay enough that when he has balls on his face he says "ah, that's where my glasses went!"(Repeat in this vein as needed, but I think I've made my point)He is also a total virgin and is really nervous about his first time, as you are about to find out as the partner in said first time
>>72438175The contrast is so bad it fucks with my eye sight
>>72444221What the fuck
The here's another one, it's very random
>>72439648>>72439656hot
>>72359348>>72377146>>72378271>>72378447>>72392877>>72432500>>72432569>>72417214+1
>>72267581You’re the son of a millionaire CEO who got kidnaped by a small time gang, they're holding you hostage, hoping to get paid shitloads for you for you to be returned safely. Unfortunatley for them, and for you, your dad is a cheapskate, who'd rather pay less for someone to rescue you at the risk of getting you killed, than paying more to be safely returned home.Thankfully, you didn't get murdered when the merc he hired came in guns blazing like a lunatic. She fought and killed all the guys keeping you hostage, getting banged up a bit in the process, but successfully achieving her goal to save you.She wasn't very satisfied with how little was deposited into her account after reporting her success, so she took it upon herself to reward herself properly. You look like a healthy young man, and she has not had some in for a long time, so while you wait for transportarion to extract you, she will treat herself to some quality time.You got to admit, the blood and scars were oddly arousing. After she was done and gone, and you were being taken home, you found a note with her contact in your pocket.
>>72267581Pachirisu and her Emolga husband have wholesome baby making sex
>>72267581Space foxes coast to coast
>>72449457I just want more Renamon, +1.
>>72450707Same here
>>72421550yaoi hands havin ass
>>72267581When rumors of a city entire populated by Pokémon, you decide to go however a blaziken blocks your path. You need to pay the toll to enter. Truthfully there are few male pokemon in the city and she wants to welcome you properly. Because you'll become the walking sperm bank in the city and a person with her job doesn't get to meet many guys.
>>72455851Kek
>>72458962>>72267581> I don't think I used this amount of rope for my trap when I set up the trap.> ...> Wait I put my trap somewhere else. Why is there a trapped lovander in my tent?You heard lovander performed having humans as mates, but this is ridiculous.
Go up
>>72455851Lmao
>>72456173fat tits on that furry bird
>>72267581Now this is the kind of bloat ware you can get behind being on your phone!
>>7246893210/10 wood breed
>>72267581It's bath time for your Jolteon because he was so ditty and stinky from all the battling, but while you scrubbed his fur, he popped a boner much to his embarassment. He said your touch feels too good on his skin, and makes him feel hot and bothered. Now, as the good trainer that you are, it is your job to help him out of this embarassing situation.So you fuck him in the ass instead.
>>72470749Nah, nottafag. I trade the ghey pokemon for a female. Then I fuck her in the pussy, not the ass, because breeding fetish is top tier fetish.
>>72446740>>72449457>>72456173>>72459095+1
10 away
>>72267581Littlepip went a little nuts after finding that human that fell into the forest.
>>72463640Indeed
>>72267581Turns out the Underground was on the desert side of Mount Ebott, resulting in less rainfall filtering down over the millennia, and has developed a slightly different culture as a resultarabian goat sex ensues
>>72479386+1>escape from goatMILF: Arabian Nights Edition with your virginity intact>encounter this shortly thereafter
>>72480041+1 for spooder
9
>>72482568Please type the name "Mary Mallon" into your search engine of choice.
>>72470085Same
>>72401989Here's that edit
>>72482902
>>72357113>human>170 cmwhy is that woman dressed like that
>>72267581you're down at the local gym to provide emotional support to a friend (for when the girl at the juice bar inevitably shoots him down) when you find yourself cornered by a couple of anthros. apparently, they were going to ask the cowgirl's bf (also the scalie's ex) which of them was hotter, but he saw trouble coming a mile away and excused himself when they weren't looking. now the decision falls to you- which way, human man?
>>72489379kektru
Breed toriel
>>72494791Yes
>>72494791>>72496329breed the goatmomthen the fox-milfthen the bird-sis/milf-in-trainingthen the fox-milf again
>>72498040Aye
>>72498040Correct
>>72492526Yeah
Me when I'm playing RPGs instead of making captions
>>72504126Sorry, babe. That chest-spike is a safety hazard. Now if you'll excuse me I have to crash headfirst into a pair of giant, fat fox tiddies.
>>72349668Glad you like that one, Anon.
>>72504313Lol
>>72504313giant fox tiddies, you say?
How's everyone doing tonight? Is anyone else working on a project? I added another 500 words after taking a break from mine.It's the Breeders Inc vacation side-story.
Stay
Don't die
>>72507081wood>>72486542that shark is fine, too
8 bump for armored ladies.>>72504391It's a nice one, even if I personally didn't have any hot teachers.That cyberpunk cap is also one I really like. Gotta wonder if any man would survive a lust-gassed anthro in heat...
>>72512376Nice pupper
>>72267581Gay Fox Dad actually had twins from his sole straight experience back in college, but while he was "protecting his darling daughter's honor" by acting like a human cock guzzling fag to "distract you" from her, his son was off at collegeNow he's back home for a while, and decides he needs to be the protective older (by like a minute) brother and make sure you aren't doing anything untoward to his sisterYou gotta admit, between their fat fox asses you really don't have any energy to even think about Stacy anymore, not that you were trying to date her in the first place, but good luck telling these fags that when they can just pretend to "not hear you" and keep the humie cock on tap
>>72514413+1 for completely necessary homosex to keep fox-daughter pure