Welcome to the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!2025/01/20Mice EditionPreviously: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72329947[ Starting Guide:https://rentry.org/PokeversePrimer ][ Pokemon Open Guide:https://rentry.org/ThreadBattleSystem ]-----FAQ:Q: I want to [activity with Pokemon I am unsure about] / [Pokemon] is making advances I am unsure aboutA: Just talk to them alreadyDisclaimer: There are straight and gay pokephilia threads. Direct your porn dumps there, not here.Question of the day: How do you handle pokemon that are actually multiple pokemon?
>>72456627>Meanwhile, Phoxy is just >:(>Oh by the way, I think I forgot to mention she has a scar on her face now because of the Roaring Moon.>Phoxy isn't really weak to compliments>But it's a good token that she is good at taking care of them.>Now none of them knows how a combee works.>Does the rest of them gets murdered during the evolution?>Kinda creepy~>Ah, mini burgers then.>Dunno, feels like entrees are small things you eat before the big thing.>Like the whole lobster would be a big thing.>Pizza feels weird as an entree though.>But when I see pizza, I think about the whole thing, not a single slice.>AAAAH I'M GOING INSANE>The Falinks are nice yes, but Blazy?>Well she's nice, but she also has her handful of bad things behind her too.
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>>72463041>>72463249>Taner considers"I mean, we should also consider that the Typlosion may not have had any idea what they were talking about. Misunderstandings among ghosts are, um, not often resolved in any way before things get lethal...">Even Razz hardly ever checked to see if her assumptions were right or not before ending another ghost, so it's no surprise that others did the same for her, that just seem to be how ghosts work>The fact that there is a hole in her memory is concerning, on more than one level>Star speaks up"While attempting to recall is a goal I do not think it is worth worrying over at this time. Either you will be able to recall, or you will not. We shall not use magical means to attempt it.">Because it's possible that hole is just left there by Magpie as a temptation, and Magpie just filled that hole with an extra helping of Magpie>Oh dear>It's possible the grimoire has its own corrupting spell on it... anything Magpie ever touched is suspect>That's how Taner thought the appearance thing worked, and it seems it is the case, which is unfortunate because considering what that appearance represented, Taner is rather glad Razz doesn't look that way anymore and will grow concerned if she ever starts looking that way again without explanation>Though he would have thought she'd end up looking extra ghost like, considering she ate ghosts and not humans>Star is glad that Taner was able to submit that to the League because scientifically, it seems meaningful that ghosts look like ghosts but more than one ghost soul trends to human shapes, even though there are likely many ghosts who were Pokemon before>Plus, this is almost exclusively Mismagius she was targeting so perhaps Mismagius comes from humans most often?>Taner has heard of none of those movies, so he has no input to give there, he was thinking Disney lol>Star may or may not see them, but she won't tell Taner if she did because what would she even say?>>72468949(Bath)
>>72463249(Here is a video from Kling. As you can see, it's very detailed, high quality, consistent... and as you can also see, it has no idea what an "Eevee" is)(I'm not too disappointed as it's also not something I'm able to run locally, so I can't just set it to gen 100 vids while I'm at work, it cost money, 100 vids would cost more money than the commission with 30 characters I just made lol)"If they stop us from getting involved because it's ranger business, as long as Vex is kept safe and they actually are doing something about it and not just talking about doing something about it, I'm entirely willing to let them just, handle it! All the safer for us. Sure, we won't get as much resources, but we won't risk as much and, Star is already pretty sure we'll have enough to have you independent before the year ends. And I don't think they have anything that'll help you get that extra sun, so, as long as they are stopped, that's all that matters, right? Who does it isn't important.">A slight pause"But, uh, if it's anything like Alola, they may actually ask us to help anyway. Though maybe they aren't perpetually understaffed in Galar.">Star adds"There is no guarantee there will even be a ranger presence in the next region we find the submarine.">That's a factor, even if they inform the rangers in one region, the submarine can just... move elsewhere(Yes, it does. The lighter touch can also be nice sometimes, but I like how the furry one takes less getting used to for me lol)(But then it does stuff like that, yeah)(Good morning!)>>72467205>How do you handle pokemon that are actually multiple pokemon?Uh, like they are multiple Pokemon, of course! Just ones that all fit into the same Pokeball, and can battle at the same time.
>>72460062>>72461257"Just friends yeah...I wonder what got them close.">Vex has not noticed that about Taner and Star, yet"One of my team friends has been getting real moody since hm... more than the last weeks actually. Still grumpy and with anger issues but, actually caring about others now, you know?">Beep>Beep beep>It's his pokegear again
>>72470592>Oh yeah>Dart would notice and probably think something about it, but that’s mostly the extent of what he’s allowed to do rn>Quin knows nothing about Phoxy so she still bothers being polite >I am sure that’s how some Combee colonies work >probably >mini burgers>Okay I think I’m realizing what’s happening>I think I’m American-ing all over you right now >You European psychos use “entree” to describe dishes before the main course >And Americans just use it to describe THE main course >Google is straight up telling me:>”essentially, the American usage is the opposite of the traditional European meaning”>This is crazy Phoxy>Craaaazy>but you now know how to order for real this time >anyway>Dart will now lean down to ask ask the Falink (1) next to him “You sent me videos a long time ago. I’m not sure if you knew who you were sending them to. But it was me.”>he does a tiny wave >He’s not sure if the Falinks really remember his existence at all so he’s testing
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(gotta go byeeee)>>72474750(That's because you have to upload a picture instead!)"Hmm, right... I guess so. It'd be a shame to let it all get locked away into an evidence room, but...">Shrug"Hopefully your past history with them won't be a problem... Or mine.">Then Star"That's true, too. Guess we'll have to see where they go next.">That is a benefit of having a sub yes(Yeah!)(That's just because you spend more time on E6 ;P)(Same and see you later!)
>>72475791>Talk to her you wimp.>You expect her to jump over the table and start beating you up with Blazy next to her?>God knows she wants to.>You americans are weird.>You have fucked up measurement units.>You have commercials for lawsuits.>And worst of all, you consider entrees as main courses.>You sick fucks.>This would be even weirder for Phoxy since she is from Kalos, and you know the stuff about the french and food.>In either case, Phoxy and Blazy are still waiting for their beef, and the Nidoking wants his triple serving of lobster.>As an ENTREE before the DESSERT.>Unless the americans call the dessert the "main course">Dart speaks to the Falinks besides him.>It looks at him with a curious eye."...Fart!">Phoxy snorts.>She taught the Falinks that Dart's name was "Fart".>Petty AND immature.
>>72476404(Curse me for having the post written and then forgetting to actually post aaaaa)>>72460458>or maybe just a new a better built warehouse near Las Zirconias>Either way, this place is getting kinda cramped>Nutritious and tasty milk, definitely with no side effects>Exactly!"Well, maybe not the full course but, uh, yes.">Clearly thinking about milk>The temptress most inner temptation"Like I say, press all the buttons!">Not only he is teasing back, he is also pressing her buttons literally>Just 'usually' tendrils>Sam tries to keep his orientation, even as he is manhandled by tentacles"The more for me. For us!">And very glad of it>Bracing in, right before he gets tentacled hard!>Bracing, to get pushed right into Kauket's big button>Just as keikaku"GGGggggggggodssssssssss.">He is straining not to moan>Always does that when getting pushed hard"Nnnng, do we have a condom big enough?">Clearly not>Through the window? That would mess the team's area and get weird looks from the neighbors>Uh oh>>72460682(Also I approve of Mho getting hugged by Swift)
>>72467205Ask Phoxy, she'd know>>72463108I willDo they... smell like Sevipers too? Otherwise they'll still smell like Zangoose.>>72475760>>72461257"Probably getting to know them one way or another, that's how it usually goes.">Admittedly if Doro wasn't in the know, Taner and Star aren't always immediately obvious.>And then, on the topic of moody friends.>For some reason, an image of a certain Delphox immediately comes to Doro's mind"Oh I know all about that sort of friend, though it isn't a recent thing in my case.">She gives Vex a curious look."Are you worried about them?">And beep goes the pokegear once again
>>72475760>>72477908>Taner considers that"Well, that sounds good actually. I think caring about others is always a plus-- it's hard to make friends otherwise, after all! But if a team friend of yours ever needs help because their care for others gets them in a bad spot-- it's gotten me in a bad stop a few times-- you can always call on us, and we'll help them!">Nod nod>Repose is extra on guard on the edges of the campsite, patrolling, but his ear does twitch with the beep of that Pokegear>>72476404(Oh, let me try that then)(Hmm... it's not bad! I wish Hunyuan had img2vid so I could compare)"It would, but then, if we really, REALLY need something for ourselves, uh, it'd probably be easier for you to get in and out of an evidence room than a sub?">Then"Uh, well, it wasn't a problem with the rangers in Alola, at least. But they were somewhat desperate for help. I do have a League sponsorship going now though, so I think I'm not completely blacklisted from things?">As for Sekhmet, he doesn't know what her past history with the rangers is but suspects it isn't good>Star knows all the benefits of having a sub(True, true)(Good luck!)
>>72477354>the fox has cultivated an expectation of insults and “mind your own business” responses >This dinner is an act of good faith with the intent to hopefully display sincere goodwill>anymore than that is obviously pushing one’s luck >But there is still opportunity for the less socially jaded of the bugs to try asking such questions >You’re telling me you don’t wanna watch pharmaceutical ads on TV all day? >what kind of nation are you >I’m not 100% sure what the stuff with French and food is, unless you mean uh, they have standards >Or they’re just weird. One of the two >Alright, soon enough the patrons will arrive with the ENTREES before the DESSERT so everyone can finally have their main course >fiiiinally>you’re 100% right actually dessert is our main course but don’t tell anyone that >darn“..yes. I think you do remember me.”>That is pretty funny >He remembers being called fart >He’ll just briefly note Phoxy’s reaction and then refocus on the Falink“I know a Ponyta named Fart.”>pause“As in, her actual name.”>…“..my name is Dart.”>Not that he thinks that’ll help, but, it can’t hurt
>>72477908>>72478239"It was a bit sudden, you know?">Sounds like a story in the making"Yeah, but, do they have your back?">And to Taner"Thank you...even if they say no.">And a beep again"Must be something...">Checking>...>...!"Oh, I have to go, there is an urgency!">>72477354(lol at the Falinks)
>>72478239>>72480131"Sudden, huh? No ghostss sensed anything strange about them right?">Doro recalls Phoxy and meeting Jim for the first time>As for his next question"I'm sure if I was in trouble she'd come help, I've helped her in the past a couple times.">Doro quickly nods in agreement with Taner"Yeah! And me too, friends help friends after all!">Even more beeps, and Vex checks at last"Urgent huh? Hopefully it's nothing bad...">She starts wrapping up some food quickly for the Sneasel"Is it super urgent or do you have time to take some food with you? Either way don't let us hold you if you got somewhere to be!">This was an interesting meeting. Doro's learned a bit about Vex
>>72480131>>72482512>Taner agrees with Doro, Phoxy has even offered to help him in the past and he's sure the same is true for Doro>Taner gives a thumbs up"Right.">He can only hope that eventually, Vex himself might realize that he's fallen in with a bad crowd, and helping the good Pokemon get out of there, gets out himself... it would be wonderful if Vex was asking for help to get away from them>Then"Oh. Do you need our help? Even in just getting you there, Dredd can fly to get you places fast, and we you won't be spotted in the air! And like Doro said, while it's too hot to eat right now, we can pack up some food for you to take-- after all, you helped cook it!">Looks like Doro is already getting that ready
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>>72477428(All good!)>Or maybe that!>But yeah, it is>Yep, absolutely no side effects whatsoever... Probably"Any amount of course you want, Sammy~">She doesn't mind, she's very flexible in -every- sense of the word>Indeed!>Oh dear>Yes, sometimes other things, too"All the better. Those one on one parties are the best~">And in it goes!>He better hang on tight, because this ride's about to get rough!>(keikaku means plan)"Don't hold back Sammy, I sure as hell won't~!">She knows he can take it"A condom...? Uhhh... Not really.">Unless you include Sam himself, but he's a little preoccupied right now>The window is a no-go also>But then"Ah, I know what to do!">Suddenly, more quaking! This time it's very rhythmic, like footsteps>She's on the move!>But where is she going?>By the time Sam faintly hears the muffled sound of a door opening and closing, he would realize Kauket is not even inside their home anymore>She's walking outside like that? Sheesh>How does it feel to be a passenger in her trunk?"Almost there, Sammy!">A few minutes later, she finally comes to a stop"There, this is the perfect spot!">But no mention of where they are... Looks like it'll have to be a surprise>For now, the tendrils pick right back up where they left off, stroking and plunging into Sammy with even more fervor than before!(Good!)
>>72478239(Yeah!)(I hear it's coming soonish(?) it's in the works anyway)>Sekhmet grins at Taner upon hearing his response"You and I are finally starting to see eye to eye on a few things, I like that.">Mostly as far as "using one's powers unlawfully when necessary" is concerned, and uh, probably not much else>Then"You ever personally worked with the Alolan rangers, then?">She's just curious, she's not implying anything>But also that"Oh yeah, right, that sponsorship... Hm. It's gotta come in handy -some- way.">She's just not sure how exactly>Also yeah that>Star knows a lot of things!(And good evening!)>>72478310>It's just that appetizers in french are called entrées so it gets confusing>also that's no longer her name!!!!>Phoxy bullied her into changing her name
>>72485756>hi>can you ask the French why they hate me>I did not know that >It is now phoxy’s responsibility to correct me
>>72485756(I hope it s even half as good as Kling at img2vid images, because the new Kling is... actually REALLY good at it, with further testing)(Like, dang)>Taner looks like he's taking a second to figure out if that's a good thing>Well, if they can meet in the middle, he can maybe better bring her over to the light side from there, so he quickly decides that's good"Yeah, as long as nobody gets hurt. As Star would say, whatever results in a better world is the best choice!">Taner is Lawful Good in the D&D sense of "sticking very strictly to a certain set of codes and ethics" but not in a literally "lawful" sense, though he does try that first when he can>A nod"I did!">Star adds, casually at first"We were tasked with aiding in a crisis involving Salandit and Salazzle territories. It turned out some of their numbers were kidnapped to be let back into the wild with drugs that effected their temperament. We ended up battling a man in a full Hazmat suit with a Pokemon who gave off a very bad feeling and looked wrong.">She is watching Sekhmet somewhat closely by the end of that, because the more she goes into it, the more some of that sounds similar to what's happening here... But it could be coincidence>Taner adds"Jeremy ended up getting a photo of the man's face, at least!"(Aaa I forget Jeremy in my commission but it was already 30 people, now I'll have to do a Lut Sarab one but with Jeremy and co too and PB too, I just keep thinking of more people I missed aaaaaa)>The sponsership"I mean, it's come in -very- handy for me already, because, uh, it's given me lots of money that I wouldn't otherwise have.">Which lets him do things like spend some extra time searching for Pokemon for the Sekhmet project>Speaking of which, here's the roll for that today lol(And good evening!)
>>72485986>I think they're just used to everyone hating them so it's reciprocal>The more you know>>72486053(Yeah that's what I'm saying!)(Guess we'll see)>That is debatable>Maybe she'll just get him to break the law more often... Oh no"Heh, sure, sure.">She doesn't seem tooo worried about making the world a better place. But hey, if getting what she wants just so happens to do that as well? She's not opposed>I would say Taner is probably closer to Neutral Good, especially in his approach with evil labs and farms and such...>Meanwhile Sekhmet is more Chaotic Neutral, where she absolutely does not care for ethics, but she's not just gonna randomly kill kittens for fun either at least>He nods>He did!>Sekhmet listens"... Huh, I see.">She nods"Yeah, that sounds pretty familiar alright.">Though her tone is perfectly flat and unbothered, it's pretty clear she's familiar with that man. There's no way that's not the same man, even if she's not explicitly saying so>A tilt of her head"Did he now? Surprising. I didn't think Jeremy would getting involved in stuff like that."(Taner! You forgot Jeremy! And why would he be in the Lut Sarab one? Taner!)>The spaceship"Oh right, that's probably the main reason you'd want something like that.">Sekhmet forgets money is what humans trade with the most, instead of bartering as is typical for her>But yeah!>3>No cigar for today>I'll have to start making that list soon...(And now, goodnight!)
Goodnight everyone!>>72486321(None of the others have really gotten an Eevee walking right if the feet are in the image, until this one)(Though it isn't perfect, the eyes in this one get a little strange at one point)(If not, I'll just have to wait a year or two I'm sure, but I want it now lol)>True>Let's hope not! Maybe he'll get her to work within the law more often, by showing it being more beneficial>That is, of course, Taner's main concern, though he wouldn't have put it that way until meeting Star>In the way those terms are used nowadays, yes, that's correct>Well, Star feels it's pretty much confirmed, then... when the whole "drugging Pokemon" thing came up, she had her suspicions because that fits the MO, but the level of coincidence still made her take pause>But all the puzzle pieces really fit together this way, including the "large group behind/above him" thing>She won't say anything else about it, nor is Taner going to go around blabbing about it until they have more concrete evidence"Well, it uh, wasn't supposed to be as big of a battle as it ended up being. But he really saved us with his Life Dew move, if he hadn't evolved and gotten that during the battle, we'd have been in a lot worse shape...">He thinks they may have still made it out alive, but instead of S-512 being on the backfoot, it would have been them making a hasty retreat instead(He hasn't been here for a while! Well, I knew I'd probably have to do two more anyway, the Pokeverse has a lot of characters...)>A nod"Yes, uh, that's the main point. Other trainers have gotten sponsorships from the League or offers or even gym leaders and stuff before. I had one during my first year too, though it wasn't as, um, significant as this one, it was more from my school plus the League than directly from them.">Maybe someday she'll just be doing regular jobs using her superpowers for money>Nope...>Yup....(And Goodnight!)
>>72482512>>72482648"No?">What an odd question from Doro"That is nice.""Friends help friends and all that...I want to see that.">Even weirder reply>And then, the offers in urgency"I just need to get back to my team, that is all.">Blink>The food"Yeah, I'll take some for us. Thank you!">And another pause"Hm, no, I don't think I need him, tooo visible.">?
>>72485742(now, I'll continue this after work because I'm in a hurry)(see you later!)
>>72486870(AI is getting crazy)>>72485756>>72485986(Figured I'd try to look at how it works in france to make Phoxy a bit more realistic. Probably going too far lol)>>72478310>Rightfully so.>Right now, Phoxy sees it more as "Hey, I need a service from you" rather than goodwill.>But she doesn't mind the other bugs for now.>No I don't.>The civilized world.>Or the fire nation.>Anyway, bring in the FOOD ALREADY.>All of the Falinks repeat:"Dart!">One of them still says "Fart">Damn bug brainwashing them.>You'll pay for that.>Blazy notices the talk about the Ponyta."You can thank Phoxy for noticing it.""Hey, not my fault.">It looks like everyone is a bit awkward and stuggles to find a topic of conversation.>Blazy tries to start one."So uh... What happened to make you start hating each other?"
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>>72486870(It's pretty good, but yeah the eyes usually seem to be what the AI struggles most with)(Probably less than that, honestly!)>Maybe!>Yeah>True, it is more than a little suspicious>Especially if he already knew hazmat worked for Zodiac beforehand>Good. It looks like Sekhmet doesn't really wanna talk about it either, almost as if in case they could get eavesdropped on or something>She nods"Oh, so that's the battle that made him evolve, I see. Neat. I wonder what's gonna cause his final evolution, and how he'll take it?">You know she's talking about Jeremy like she met him but... You're pretty sure you don't recall either of them talking about the other, ever? That's odd(I miss them! And also Cball... But yes, it certainly does, and I'm partly to blame for that lol)>A counter-nod"So what do you have to do, then? Just show up and show off? Try to push their new products?">Maybe someday...!>She'd make a pretty good mover... Or maybe a barista>Nup...(And good morning, and see you later!)>>72492943(Funny I always thought you were actually from France irl lol)
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>Taner is doing the dark type gym in Galar today>Here's a roll for it, 1-6 and he wins, anything else and he loses>>72487506>>72482512>Taner takes a moment to understand why Doro asked that question>Though in Phoxy's case, her psychic funk ended up with her isolating, it is a good question to ask when someone makes a sudden change, as they know it's something that can happen>A nod from Taner at that"Friends help friends.">A weirder reply, but one Taner can get behind... though some of Vex's friends may not really be his friends, he's hoping the one he's talking about is>Too visible?"Ah, okay I suppose, I guess I just figured people see Corviknights enough around here that it wouldn't be that noticeable. I guess even Lightspeed would be too visible, in that case?">Lightspeed protests"I'm too -fast- to be -visible-!">Does he even know what that means?>In any case, Taner will help Doro pack up the food to give to Vex>>72492943(It is, very exciting)
>>72497505(Yes-- sometimes more than others)(I hope so, that's it for my Kling usage for the month until my credits refill lol)>He did, Zapman confirmed (man I wish I had been doing the timeline thing at that time lol)>So they may be able to scry, is what Star takes that as>Taner considers"That's a good question. He's just been at the castle recently, so not really battling or anything, so I suspect it may be a while. And as for how he'll take it, I guess that depends on, uh, how it goes, overall.">If he gets bigger breasts, he probably won't take it well>Taner does note that, actually before Star does"So, have you met him before?">He just asks lol(And Cball, yeah. And I can't speak on that because I introduced like 10 all at once :D )"Yup, that's pretty much it! And they get to study Star and uh,">While they trust Sekhmet much more now, Taner still has a slight hesitation mentioning the special Eevees, just out of instinct from the worry that caused him at one time in the past"--anything unusual. I also write to them about my, uh, adventures, though of course I don't tell them everything. Like, I haven't mentioned your name or anything like that. But I'll probably be telling them about my suspicions about the Wooloo and stuff in my next communication. Also, they had me advertise this new card game, which I'm glad they did because it's really fun!">He seems like he's one word away from bringing out his Pokegear and showing Sekhmet his cards for an hour>Also yesterday's roll was for yesterday so here's today's roll>Yes, and construction work, or anything that'd require supernatural powers that normally only a Pokemon would have but still requires a lot of human communication(Good morning and see you later as well!)
>>72492943(you’re in too deep)>>72492943>mhm>open your mouth>the food is here>Darr nods“Good.”>that was a better result than he expected >5/6 falinks reeducated >Dart’s not gonna admit that he’s accidentally typo’d his own name as Fart in the past >wow okay Blazy >Dart’s gotta think for a second“If I really hated her I wouldn’t have asked her to eat with us.”>sigh “…but besides that. There was no specific thing.”
>>72487506>>72498611>It's an odd question to anyone who isn't in the know>She tilts her head curiously at his response>He wants to see that? Now what could that mean... not that she disagrees, she hopes he does too.>So he's trying to stay low-profile. Whatever they're doing, they don't want too much attention drawn to them. Makes sense.>Doro chuckles at Lightspeed's quip."Well if anyone can get you there fast, it's Lightspeed. After all it's in his name!">Though he isn't quite that fast... yet.>And with Taner's help, pretty soon there's some decent helpings of food packaged neatly for the Sneasel to carry."Here ya go!">She offers them to Vex
>>72498807>Here comes the airplane.>As much as she pretends it's not a thing, the key to Phoxy's heard is still food.>Now her ears perks up when she sees the big beef tenderloin plate served in front of her.>Expect that thing to disappear very quickly.>Probably should've ordered double serving.>At least the Nidoking gets his three whole lobsters."'bout fucking time.">Darr nods indeed.>Until Phoxy corrupts them again.>Anyway, Dirt gets away with it for now.>And by "for now", understand "a couple seconds" as Phoxy is ready to throw her knife right between his eyes.>And comments."That's because you're an insufferable bitch who can't keep his mouth shut when he needs to.">Blazy doesn't really understand."Uh... Right?"
>>72500566>well well, lucky coincidence >no phoxy slow down you’re gonna choke>It seems like Quin is probably the only one at the table who’s not eating meat >she’s getting a salad, which I’ll now take a picture of >Her and Torq are now silently trying to figure out what a margarita is >I can excuse the Nidoking eating an absurd amount because he’s a fatty >But Phoxy’s mouth is so tiny>so teeny tiny>oops>another W for dirt >excessive>Dart just shrugs at Blazy>Par for the course“I said mean things to her.”>then he probably eats a chip or something while waiting on his order “Online.”>Even if he has a lot more to say, he doesn’t feel like getting into it rn>though, he chuckles>Still towards the Blaziken“Actually, the only time I really hated her was when talking to you about her.”>he huffs out a short breath of amusement “Ironically, you got me the angriest. No offense to you. Just something about the conversation we had.”>Phoxy has to hire a new PR woman, clearly
>>72501318>The Phox will choke on her favorite foods if she wants to.>Ah, vegetarian bee. Or something.>Weak energy.>The Nidoking is kind of a fatty yes, but he's also a bigger than average specimen.>Tall as an average human, when the average of his species is... Surprisingly not that tall when you look at it.>Phoxy clenches her fist while looking at Bart."And you learned that your words have consequences.">Even if it's online.>Blazy looks down when she hears what Tart says."Oh... Sorry...">Which prompts Phoxy to slam her fist on the table when she sees Blazy down."You're really starting to push your luck, insect. I'm going to jam my fist right through your skull!">The Nidoking chuckles."Now that's what I want to hear!"
>>72498611>>72498987>It is a question that Vex did not understand the real why, yet understood it"Alright...">A tinge of distrust, is there?>Or wanting something to be proved?>Packing up food in a hurry"I mean...">Hesitation"Well, I can go with Lightspeed....">Thinking>But something worries him>And getting the food from Doro"Thank you!"
>>72485742>Probably. Only one way to really know"Well, I amm...!">Thrusted upon"...getting thirsty.">And Sammy is always up to things>One day Sam will know everything Kauket can do. But that is probably not any time soon"Oh, aren't theeeeeeEEEY!">He gets pushed, and he pushes on>More than pushing, he is grasping that nub of her for dear life"Or, hm.">Perplexed what could help, outside of himself"Uh?">And things get shaky again>...oh>Oh dear>He is noticing>People may notice"Where aare weeeOOOOHFUCK!">Remember, he asked for this
>>72504035>Bees are not know for their meat eating unfortunately >Yes, somewhat warranted fattiness>Lots of pokemon are weirdly short huh>Phoxy can interpret his expressionless face however she wishes“Sure.”>The righteous Phoxy>To Blazy,“It didn’t last long. You’re fine.”>Then he just sighs “More threats. Over nothing.”>It’s good to have so many appetizers to try and occupy himself with
>>72505091>>72498987>Pretty much everything out of Vex's mouth leaves Taner both agreeing and worried in equal measure>And the staying low-profile makes sense on the level of, he's not supposed to be in the region, but somehow Taner thinks it's more than that>Probably Epyslon wants to stay low profile because he's doing something illegal... though this being before the talk with Sekhmet, Taner still has some (very small) hope that he might be wrong about what the Slowking has been getting up to>Lightspeed looks ready to RUN>Even if he has no idea where he's running to, the idea that he can get someone who needs to be to a place fast makes him excited, even more if there's a challenge to be too fast to spot/stop!>But Taner has another question first"Uh, do you want anyone to go with you? Lightspeed can carry a satchel with their Friendball's, so they won't slow you down any.">And he feels a bit safter not sending Lightspeed all alone
I feel like a burrito and I am unsure as to whyKinda like...Rice and cheese and beans yknow?Real cooked>>72463249 >>72474732"No... not a deal. I, like, don't believe in currency and stuff man. It's a product of a gender biased system">Says Razz as bits of her personality start to leak into the conversation>But suffice to say, she doesn't really get exactly what they meant, though she probably has a vague idea>If these Pokemon are traditional guardians of the spirits, her soul hoarding may not have gone over well>Sharon's mention of Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo magnum opus causes her to pause>Still slightly after her time"Uhm... is it about gambling? Gambling is like bad man.">As she ponders, the metaphorical light in her head goes off>She remembers something"Oh! Uh... I remember a thing now. He was teaching us... a spell. But, like, it was SPECIAL bad, and stuff"
>>72508814Uh, I have no idea what to say to that, as is the case with many of the things you post.Hello, Beryl.>>72508814"Uh.">Taner blinks at that, and looks at Star to see if she can make heads or tails of it>She can't, it sounds to her as if Razz is mixing up an objection to one thing to an objection to an entirely different thing>Also, even genderless wild Pokemon sometimes make deals so ???>Taner probably would agree with the Typlosion in all honesty, if the soul hording was the thing being objected to, but it's a lot easier to forgive and forget about that when all the souls ended up just fine in the end (and it gives him hope that even soul "destroying" spells only prevent it from going somewhere until the spell "wears off" eventually, this is something Taner will be thinking about and discussing with Star a lot in the months after this scene)>Do most hippies consider gambling bad? Taner has no idea"We could always just do a Disney classic.">Then, the pondering ends up somewhere!"Oh?">That's all Taner can think of to say, though he is somewhat interested, he is also dreading it>Because he already knows of some of Magpie's especially bad spells, namely the soul one, and dang it he just thought of it again>Star has to actually calm him down as he starts breathing too quickly for a moment, he takes another bite of the fish taco to distract himself>Hopefully Sharon is listening to whatever Razz said next, because Taner may have missed some of it>He needs to get Spiritomb to remove the majority of that memory sooner than later, perhaps that isn't a healthy way to deal with trauma... but it's worked for everyone who's done it so far
>>72505091>>72507925>Doro simply smiles reassuringly in response>If he wants proof, Lightspeed seems all too eager to provide it>She notes his hesitation, maybe it's simply not that urgent?>Or maybe he doesn't want Lightspeed around wherever he's going>The fox nods"Of course!">The fox glances at Taner, then at Lightspeed>She'd secretly follow them with illusions if she had any hope whatsoever of keeping up with Lightspeed. As it stands it's probably best if Vex willingly lets one of them come with them>She too is just a bit worried about Lightspeed going off on his own>>72508814I can't say I've ever felt like a burrito specifically...maybe food a few times, but no burrito
>>72509074>>72509416Well it's like thisYou're made up of different ingredients yeah?And they're all inside of youSometimes you become spatially aware of how separate you are. Feeling veryCrunchy you know?
>>72509698I think I get it? Never really thought of myself as separate parts before, but then again I feel pretty well put together. You lost me at crunchy though
>>72509698Sometimes I wonder if you’re making things up for attention. Very silly of me, I know. But it would be in character for you. If I am wrong, I would like you to tell me how wrong I am. On a scale from 1-10. If I am right, you can also use that same scale for telling me how right I am.
>>72509929Well most of you is composed of bacteria, little bits of life, single-celled organisms, and a few bits of the actual you here and thereI mean when you think about it, are we not computers? When we die are we not simply running out of batteries?Crunchy>>72510060I'm feeling a bit detached from my incorporeality tonight and felt like sharing it. So as much as I like to grief, I'm not making this up. So like, 3 or 4?Well, I wouldn't say I'm exactly torn up about it, more pondering. Are you crunchy, Dart?
>>72509698Maybe Doro understood that because I'm afraid I've never been more lost at something you've said, maybe I've just never felt whatever it is your describing.
>>72510332Okay okay think of it like thisHave you ever reflected just on how many parts of you there are? Like, all these independent things held together by lots of skin and water all doing their own thing? If you think about breathing you aren't doing it autonomously anymore I'll bet. How about blinking? Anything else like that?All a bunch of MEAT
>>72510286I’ll go with yes. I don’t understand how you could be extra specially aware of yourself, if you do not have anything that makes up your body other than a ghostly cloth. Nothing in you can crunch. You do not have organs. This is a load of malarkey.
>>72497610(What do you mean ouch? You keep correcting people on France things, so I assumed you were from there!)>>72498611>Dub odds, but it's 1... Is that good or bad?>>72498643(Yeah)(You know the irony is now that there are so many models out there... You can pretty much just cycle through them all for free credits until they renew lol)>Oh lol (yeah but then you would've had to track even more things!)>Maybe, or they just have some very good satellites>Sekhmet considers"Hmm. Well, I don't see what the big deal is. I didn't start freaking out when my body changed. Then again it was more, uh, gradual, I guess.">Shrug>And then Taner just asks lol"Hmm? Oh, not in person, no. I've just heard of him.">Beat"... Oh yeah, and also I've seen his posts on Porychan.">Wait, she knows about Porychan??(I guess we're all a little guilty, but hey that's why we're here isn't it?)>Then>She raises an eyebrow at that"Oh? Anything unusual, huh...?">Pause"... Like any strange Eevees you might have?">Well she has seen Titan but... She was also at the castle on Halloween, where the kids also were>She nods"But thanks for keeping our business under wraps, I appreciate it.">Probably because she's wanted in a few regions... Even if they don't know who they're supposed to be looking for>And then>Another shrug"Never been one for card games.">That's probably not the word he wanted to hear lol>Oh>3>rip lol>True, true(And good evening!)
>>72505616>Indeed"That so? Well, don't worry Sammy, I'll get ya plenty to drink real soon~">And she's always thinking of her Sam, never leaving him empty-handed... Nor on an empty stomach>One day, most likely, but not today for sure"Unff~">He can feel her shiver all around him as he squeezes that swollen gland, letting out another grunt of arousal>It wouldn't be surprising to see a huge trail of pre from the house to wherever they ended up going>Where indeed>That is the question>Hopefully people aren't taking too many pictures, or videos"Mhmhmmm~ You'll see soon enough, Sammy! For now, just enjoy the ride~">Back to absolutely rearranging his asshole>Which in turn causes him to squeeze even tighter on her prostate, bringing her closer and closer to the edge, his entire world quaking ominously around him"Aahh~ Sammy, I'm gonna...~!">One can only hope she's pointing her colossal tool in a safe direction>Then, everything around him SQUEEZES him tightly as every fiber of her being contracts from her climax above. On and on, the pulsating just gets more and more intense as Kauket presumably cums for what feels like an eternity, crushing the poor Sam in her anal cavity with the soft squelchy flesh in the process>In fact... It's squeezing so tightly that Sam will find himself pushed through onto a whole other part of her body!>Where will this thrill ride of a gf taking him next? He'll need a second or two to make sense of his surroundings>... But they're definitely wet, and sloshy...
>>72508814>>72474732>Sharon nods at Taner"Hm, right, that's possible.">Before listening to Razz"Right, maybe not -you- but if Magpie made a deal with them, and used you...">You never know>But yeah, that probably didn't make them too happy either>She raises an index finger"It's about how gambling IS bad, and how people have forgotten what really matters in life... Or something like that.">She never really got the point of the movie herself, but she figures Razz would like it, maybe>And then the lightbulb lit up"A bad spell? I mean, beside the soul sucking spell? I find that hard to believe.">>72509074>She was! But she honestly has no idea what else it could be other than the soul sucking
>>72510603I've got rocks. Rocks in my socks. Sock.I am a sock. A sock of a glock? I remember having organs. And I have a tongue, a stomach (somewhere)....Aaaaaand that's it reallyBut the feeling remains>>72510634(TAIL BECOME CUP)>>72509074>>72510713"It's like, um... let's see...">Reaching around the table, she grabs a little bottle of hot sauce and takes the wooden cork off>Then she surrounds it with napkins"So, like, imagine the bottle is us. And the saucy stuff is, like, the soul goo. And the cork is, like, uh...">She temporarily gets lost in her own analogy, scratching her fuzz before resuming once her mind is back on track"It's like the cork is the spells that keep the sauce in. But there was another one. And, he, uh... dang, I'm losing it...">Razz taps on her forehead as her zigzagging lips purse together in deep thought>On the tip of her tongue...>Razz visibly begins sweating as she forces the thoughts back into her head. This is too important to forget again"Magpie wanted, like, to use the souls in us. Once each of us had enough, there was another one to use to make us, like, stronger somehow. Burn them up like a joint, man.">What that would have led to, it's not clear>Probably something not good"I think he wanted to make, like, super witches or something else. Not just start a war, but make the whole species different. Really bad nature twisting stuff."
>>72510582Um, well, perhaps I should put Star on because to be that sounds like a thought Star would have. I did try to, um, get what you were describing, but I can't even manage the "breathing manually" thing unless I'm very sick and it actually takes effort. I bet Star can do that too, though.Anyway, this meat is going to sleep, goodnight Beryl.>>72510713>>72510990>Taner is back with the conversation at about the "cork that keeps the sauce" part, but Star is able to listen even while helping Taner with his mild case of sudden hyperventilating>Sadly, everything Razz says next doesn't really help in keeping that calm"...Dang. Everything I hear about Magpie somehow gets worse and worse, even when I think that can't be possible, it still happens. I'm glad that part of the spell never had a chance to happen, and, uh, I really wish that spell wasn't a thing at all and think that Arceus or someone should come along and do something about it!">Star puts a paw on Taner, who is getting worked up, though not at Razz"It is gone now. Breakback stated that the magic was forbidden and thrown away. So let us not dwell on the implications. Especially when there is so much that is still left to assume with it.">Then, to Razz"That goes for you as well. Recall what you can as it may be helpful and we will gladly take as much new information as you can give us. But do not let your worries from the past overtake your joys in the present.">That seems to go for all of them, perhaps especially Taner, but Razz and even Sharon as well>And for now, goodnight!
>>72510634>It's a dubfail but a 1, so... I'm going to call that one of those draws in which the gym leader decides Taner passes but he didn't technically win, Ash got those a lot lol(True, but that's no fun lol)(Okay, did you inpaint that tendril holding the cup or did that come out naturally, I must know)>(But it would have been easier now because I'd have actually tracked them :P )>Good enough to pick up voices/read lips from space?"Yeah, but, um, weren't all those changes ones you had control over, too? At least somewhat? For you, this is the default form that feels right, for Jeremy, it's like he's always out of his default form, getting that 'wearing the bodypaint' feeling, but he can't take the bodypaint off.">Unless Sekhmet is about to drop new information here about how she evolved into this form"Oh, okay. Wait, you've been on Porychan?">Star always suspects that whomever they are facing may have been looking at Porychan, but this is the first time that it's been confirmed-- thankfully it's no longer an issue, it's not like he'll need to think twice about anything he posted/will post now due to it>(It is!)>Taner looks at a nearby building for a moment as he replies"Um, maybe, yeah. I encounter a lot of strange things, which I think has them really interested, even only telling them like half of it is still a whole lot.">Then"Yeah. I did mention you before, um, we were working together, but not in any details after that. I have been sending them the Vex stuff, but I haven't gotten much feedback form them. They don't, uh, really write back much.">But when they do, it's sometimes from the director himself, so that's a thing>Then"Oh, okay then, that's too bad. Why not?">3 again, no luck for Taner there recently(And goodnight!)
>>72510990I think I should ignore most of this.So, you’re just describing a phantom sensation. Noted.
>>72510990(It's a tendril and it's holding it, obviously)>Sharon listens to the Hot Ones analogy"Hmmm...">Poor Razz is racking her brain something fierce"It's alright Razz, take your time.">After all, they're no longer in a rush, thankfully>Then she manages to get the words out"Burn them up...? Make the species different?">She blinks twice"Any idea who that other one could be...? Who could do such a thing?">>72511179>Welcome back Taner>She looks over to him and gives him a small pat to comfort him, and keep him calm>... At least until the news get worse>She nods at him"If THAT is not enough to inquire his wrath, then... I don't know what would, honestly.">But then at Star"But Star's right. Magpie is as far from his goal as he's ever been, now.">And then she also agrees with what he says next>>72511185>Fair lol(No kidding lol)(Inpaint I'm afraid, no way it'll do that on a txt2img)(Though for this one I only had to put a little plate (pot?) at the end of the existing tendril)>(True!)>Maybe not...>She waves her hand"Ehh, sorta. It's a long story. But yeah, I get it, that's not the body he feels comfortable in.">She will, eventually>For now, one bomb is enough>To that, she simply nods"Mhm. For a while, at that. Doro sure seems to like posting saucy pictures of himself, doesn't he?">That it is! And also it is, thankfully>Then"Hmmm. I see... Well, they're probably real busy with their own stuff, to be honest.">Just like how FEN is busy irl>Then>Shrug"I dunno, seems pointless to me, like collecting stamps.">Taner really is gonna try to get her into that card game isn't he lol>Sadly, but it is what it is (besides, still gotta work on those he DID get so far)(But for now, goodnight!)
>>72506879>Over nothing.>Nothing.>The entire group stops eating and turns to Phoxy.>She is fuming."That "nothing" has a name you fucking asshole.">She took that comment as a straight up insult to her best friend.>Insulting her is one thing, but insulting her love interest...>Blazy panics."N-No no it's fine, he didn't mean to-">Phoxy takes out her wand and charges a fire blast.>Strongest fire move she knows.>Everyone, Jim and the Nidoking included tries to restrain her so she doesn't blow up the whole place."I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DISRESPECT HER!">Uh oh.>Better apolologize.>I wonder if Torq still thinks she's a minion of his.
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