More then one edition>what is /deer/a place for Alastor and deer lovers./hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/deer/type/op/results/thread
>>72493018such a good gif.
>>72493018was kinda hoping he was about to rip open his cloth
>>72493354Deer is not a whore on purpose unfortunately
>>72493393i can fix him
>>72493487I can too…
>>72493601>102 percent black… with a two percent margin of error?!>HUSKERMAN
At work. Will be back to deerpost soon frens.
>>72493921Have fun! And see you soon Millie!
>>72493567naughty looking creature
>>72494174Very naughty deer, needs spankings
>>72494316spanking...8/10spanking with leash.. 11/10
>>72494388Deer? 100/10
Alrighty. It’s snowing in New Orleans! Love the deer.
>>72495972Merry Christmas!
>>72496115A bit belated, but winter wonderland no less.
>>72496187I swear all the weather has moved up a month. January is December cold December is November cold. It’s very strange!
>>72496238forgot pic...
>>72496305>pic Do you have moar?
Why can't you Tumblrettes stick to one thread?
I will SLIT MY WRISTS if an Alastor ship becomes LEAVE HIM ALONEEEEEEE
>>72496823becomes canon**
>>72496378not yet. it just came out... sorry for taking a bit it just started snowing here too!
>>72496979No worries fren, enjoy it!
>>72497050I shall!
Man fucking southerners can’t drive in snow Jesus Christ
>>72497237Bump. We’re playing in the snow, be back soon!
viv needs to make the deer dress up at like, bugs bunny rates
>>72498458Good sledding weather…>>72498472Yeah…
This is what I'm doing with Alastor tomorrow
>>72499035How do you think Al would react to the snow?
>>72499184I don't think he would be used to it or even like it very much, a lot harder to blend in when everything is covered in snow
>>72499184prance
>>72499913PRANCER!
Alrighty, free-ish.Did you ever finish your self insert Nuggs?
>>72501235Still working on it. For some reason the Mspaint doesn’t accept it anymore an error pops up. I still want to finish it
>>72501550Still looking forward to seeing it when you finish! Going to try to have some /deer/ content for tomorrow.
>>72501642Very nice. I will see if I can finish my stuff by the weekend. Just a bit busy this week
>>72501751Take your time fren. Any new deer musings today?
>>72501948Deer musings for today.. what does the deer even want with power? He wants to be things big powerful overlord but what’s the point? What does the deer want?
>>72502190>thingsThis
>>72502190Well, if we’re going off of the S2 leaks I think he was just afraid that he was going to get bullied by stronger demons and he wouldn’t be able to kill anyone anymore. Kinda lame, but par for the course with Viv.
>>72502405voiding season one leaks whats his end goal?>get bullied by stronger demonsI'm gonna bully da deer :)
>>72502600More than likely he just wants to enjoy himself. I think a lot of people like to believe he has some 4D chess plan to take over Hell, but I think he’s probably perfectly content doing his little show and killing people. Or at least torturing them. Killing powerful people just serves his ego.
>>72502797the deer needs to be put in his place... he can't just go around attacking people cause he wants to....
>>72502971He needs correction.
>>72503142Immediate correction. The only control he should have is what he’s making for dinner!
>>72503414Hey now, no deer abuse!
>>72503451Not even a little?
>>72503578Okay, maybe just a little…
>>72503687yipee!
>>72503975>that crossed out TVKek. My deer and I are watching Gone With the Wind and remembering what ((they)) took from us.
>>72504175IT SHOULD BE ME NOT THE TV!>watching Gone With the WindI remember my history class in high school watched that movie every day for about a week. Good times! Though we had to write a paper about it… You watching it with your husband as well or?
>>72504266We watched it in school too, didn’t have to write a paper though, thankfully. I remember the boys cracking jokes every now and again. And nah, T is asleep, so it’s just me and the Deer. ^^
>>72504433Very comfy. I remember that one scene with the field of bodies sticking with me. Need more uniformed deer…
>>72504779Still working on that Civil War pic, I’ll color it soon. :3
>>72505082
>>72505082Very nice I keep forgetting the text today for some reason…
>>72505450Silly goose.I was just reading some deer smut. Kept me preoccupied for too long wanting to know what happened next. Have you come across anything good lately?
>>72506033Nothing notable though there was a REALLY god awful one I read… deer rape… dream and fortnight referenced… throw up… you could tell it was written by a brain dead retarded zoomer.
abuse deers
>>72506265uh oh...
>>72506240A read a good one that had a girl who was dating regular Al get seduced by Demon Al after a deal he’d made with himself. Pretty gud. But yeah, zoomies are cancer. How old are you anyway? Also>it’s like 7 inches, am I gonna die?
>>72506515Sounds nice though of course I would rather read about pinning down the deer as you might know. Just about 23 so technically a zoomie? >7 inches >New Orleans That has to be a record right?
>>72506515very cute... pants? jammies?>>72506710whose dick is he taking every increase?
>>72507017Clearly mine
>>72506710poor baby can barely hold it together from 6 freedom units...
>>72506710>23Baby boy. I’m ten years older than you lol. I dunno, I’ll have to check the news tomorrow. I can safely say it’s never snowed this heavily in my lifetime.>>72507017Thanks Pastor, and yeah pajamas.
>>72507186thanks>dont like zoomiesI'm something of a zoomie myself, does that mean i am also cancer?
>>72507233‘Tis more of a complaint against Zoomie culture, not individuals themselves.
>>72507186Ten years older, ten years close to da morgue! so much for global warming lol.
>>72507269>zoomie culture wiggerism and the start of computer brain rot.
>>72507269oopsie, sorry! I'm just a wee lad of 21! but yeah, my brand of zoomers are pretty bad
>>72507136I HAVE A CHANCE
>>72507322Sooner rather than later I hope. I just gotta get that kiddo grown then I can become apathetic lol. Maybe God is merciful and lets me meet an Alastor tulpa or something.>>72507342Indeed. >>72507350>21I was middle grades when you were born, Lord.
>>72507361true truebut consider that he's also shooting off hearts like crazy at 9 freedoms
>>72507401Upon entering heaven everyone gets 27 virgin deer boys!
>>72507435hes a big guy
>>72507512Gonna crush so many pelvises…
>>72507677deer abuse...
>>72507714Do you think the deer died as a virgin?
>>72507783it would be nice if he saved himself for the things about to be done to him
>>72507874
>>72507874>me after grabbing a handful of deer nutsWell, a cute little virgin would be fun. You get to see the look on his face when he gives in to the pleasure…
>>72507993it would be more special as well since he decided that you were the one.
>>72508089I wonder if he'd be rough or gentle? I want to be hurt. :3
>>72508253you gotta teach him to do the fuck dance first, he's gonna be so bad at it.
>>72508338He can LEARN…Nuggs…We can TEACH him…
alastor gives fluffjobs if you get him drunk enoughand by gives i mean "let's you take"
>>72508530we shall inflict upon his mind our lust and degeneracy, the deer MUST learn>>72508572I will take it
>>72508646Upload the degeneracy directly into his brain so he can never forget!
>>72508836Deer abuse.... you gotta do that naturally for it too stick
>>72508874he's so cute he needs love and protectionbut alsohe must be destroyed down to the molecular level
>>72508874True, he deserves all the lobe. <3Tucking in early tonight, rest well deer frens, see you tomorrow! ^^
>>72509054the perfect malewife virgin whoret that I need to destroy and protect. such a good deer
>>72509145NOT FAT NUGGETS also goodnight!
deer
>>72510293Deer is beautiful.
>>72511608Deer….
having a heated argument with alastor and right as he's really laying into you you reach out and start rubbing his ears
>>72515075Get petted idiot
Deer is love. Deer is life.
Data reset took of my name…
>>72515566>>72515588It happens, nice dubs
