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its a GM vs party thing

I wanna write a fun cast of characters who stumble upon my resting place and hunt them before going back to sleeperino

You know like explore the labyrinth of my cave, write a cool backstory about the female archeologist character finding a bunch of relics from the distant past of my world. hearing rumors of a beast who lie slumbering beneath a mountain

untold riches that may be there, potions of le immortality... artefacts!!

or perhaps they want to kill me to prevent some foretold prophecy from happening

>belong HERE!
trash thread destined to die before bumplimit

>>72493430
>lets give jannies reason to ban blogposters out of the trash hap contaiment thread for being offtopic by redirecting people to post /nah/'s on vip eventhough no one has a fucking 4cuck pass to begin with instead of saying this thread is for /hap/ blogs to begin with

>>72493425
i don't if le a gajillions have done it before

they've done it wrong and I want it MY WAY! tailored to the lore of MY WORLD!

>>72493425
>or perhaps they want to kill me to prevent some foretold prophecy from happening
npc's when will they learn

after like 18 years of knowing about knowing of oots , finally started reading order of the stick. i must say i regret this spent the past 6ish days reading 22 years of content, 10 years of nothing happening stuck at the outside of the final dungeon. minus like a dozen pages of them killing a dragon finally doing something. shits like 9001x worse than act 6 of homestuck. dnd is overrated god knows how this comic is considered one of the best things to come out of dnd.


have you read about the metal as fuck shit that happened in the swiss alps and etc in WWI/II. where the madlads were taking pot shots at each other and then went fuck it lets use artillery to cause avalanches to kill everyone. or lets shoot at the ice so shit collapses/creates an icy snowy grave for a group of people. without a doubt some of the balls to the walls insane shit I have read about military wise

have hackers found a way to see IP's or which poster is which in the site?
I mean they were able to bypass the new spam method so.

>>72493475
this is not supposed to be a thread for blogposts
last thread was dead but great until dt showed up

>>72494489
no, hacking 4chan is basically impossible. the servers run off harderen BSDunix.

4chan has been ''hacked'' 4-5 times publically. once in 2004 because moot was retarded and the domain got ganked because he forgot to renew the domain. thus some nigger was able to steal 4chan.net thinking moot would pay, instead he used the 4chan.org domain. another time in 2008/9 once again by being retarded the DNS was ganked because he forgot to renew something. this time however he would have been really fucked. the good ''news'' about this hack was it was by some /i/nsurgents /i/rcfags doing it for teh lulz. the gloated and fucked with moot calling him a retard for ignoring something so important that literally anyone could have stole the 4chan dns, and how lucky he is that they were the ones that stole it. they made moot take a photo with i forgot what was written on it. giving the dns rights back to him. if it was another person/group they could have demanded a shit load of money. moot was srsly enfuckingraged about this like literally seething red(dont ask how i know about this/dont even bother looking for info about this trust your oldfag scitzo ircfag anons).

there was another time the dns was stolen but he got it back asap because it was an error.

then there was based strya anon the fucking ledgend sick cunt fuckin oath the madlad managed to legit hack 4chan because of an exploit/zeroday mvb/moot did not patch.
this is the most known hack, madman did this because he was pissed off a person in a general that everyone hated. dude gave himself the admin capcode demodded everyone including moot. the proceeded to rip&tear said trip/namefag a new asshole proving a bunch of shit. he then leaked a shit load of info pubB&'d a bunch of people caused a bunch of chaos for teh lulz. held 4chan hostage for a few hours made the site absolutely amazing for awhile dox'd some people out'd a bunch of samefags/niggers/faggots no one liked. told moot on irc how to fix shit.

>>72495692
this guy technically did not hack 4chan it was just a really simple exsploit because of yostuba and its shitty code. another person managed to do something similar however because of what happen moot created the protocols of the elders of longcat. basically making it impossible for mods/admin accounts to be created/deleted and freezing the backend if anything fucky happens. dude wasted a zeroday for nothing.

thinking 4chan didnt update its protocols on what to do if someone hacks the site. after what happened with that madlad sick cunt fucking ledgend from styra. mocking moot&the mods completely locking them out and having control of the site for hours, worse of all completely control unless someone went to the physical fucking servers themselves. and started going into panic mode deleting everything and resetting shit. the fact he was able to do that in the first place, it showed beyond massive incompetence, shit was a once in a life time never ever again type of deal. so some dumbfuck thinking they could do it with an even more complex zeroday and hacking skills. its like a 99 int 4 wis thing to do. wow you hacked 4chan great job, fyi because someone managed to do this once, they created like over 9000 steps,backups,protocols and etc to make sure no one can not only ever do this again but fucking not even be able to create a god damn janny account.
>the moar (you) know
the history of 4chan getting goatse, and the sucsess of one mighty Australian not only goatse'ing 4chan but shoving in his whole foot then leg up to his knee in 4chans ass painally dominating every mod leaving permanent scars from the event.


as for the 5th time a mod went rouge and created a bunch of janny accounts gave them to some friends and they stealthfully for the day managed to nuke a bunch of shit till a mod finally noticed then realized where the fuck did all these jannies come from wtf wait x mod was just fired for fuck sakes you bastard
this was in 2010ish

>>72495692
>>72495898
is this pasta?

>can't recognize beeschizo
is /trash/hap dead?

>>72495692
>>72495898
thanks for the nice stories beeschizo btw
glad to see you're still kicking strong
do keep us updated whenever possible

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>>72498781
it UNIRONICALLY is

>>72501854
yeah I saw it too
literally no one on r9crap recognized unironicposter
it's unironically over for the people of happenings
every single /qa/happer has left
it's fine though
we'll live as the nu/hap/
adapt to the future and all

i saw a post yesterday and thought, well i'm pretty sure this is reportable, but i didn't report it because there wasn't a clear report category for me to use.
today i checked the thread and the post was deleted!
maybe, next time i should just use a close enough report category.

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ugh yawn

so like

I'm going insane fighting moral battles in my mind all day long

So instead I'm gonna insert myself inside of a tv show or something like that

>>72503160
you see if I'm just an autistic retard... but on a cast of tv show characters on a sitcom then I can like be an animal

>>72503178
you see I'm gonna insert myself in rick and morty but minus rick/morty and I'm a gajillion pounds of pure bulging muscly BEEF and I have sex with my older sister and le mom, and idk maybe a pet dobermann who is actually a le demonerino that keeps seducing me with bedroom eyes


gajillion of tvshows are jewish psyops meant to demoralize men by giving them loser rolemodels in animated sitcoms

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heh heh heh

my very own... family animated sitcom...

>>72502085
>literally no one on r9crap recognized unironicposter
That one is no longer a happenings thread. It's a sewer of rotting shit and the most retarded newfags swimming around in it. The unironicposter should come back to this thread.

What is it about the happening threads that attracts the deranged shitposters?

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>>72503413
so basically heres how mine would le go:

Same Town
house 1:
loser father, hot mom, hot older sister, me, demon dog (female)
house 2:
hot aunt, hot grandmaerino, hot cousin

important details: the demonerino calls me "mortal" seductively

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>>72503571
she's a talking dog and mainly looks like a regular doberman

idk maybe the loser father will have a coming out episode where he comes out as a transwoman


and another episode some family memberino will win the lottery and we'll all move into a big haunted mansionkinoino together

So is there any confirmation as to why they suddenly jewed passfags and increased the price?

>>72504281
not my problem

>>72504281
It doesn't matter. Buy pass now.

>>72504281
We haven't got confirmation for literally anything on this site for years.
But I think it's pretty likely that it has something to do with financial issues.

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>>72502085
>literally no one on r9crap recognized unironicposter
i recognized him but didn't reply
for proof im an oldfag i am the one who posted this screencap that he reposted a lot
>>72504281
what anons want to think: le three year deadline from hiro to turn a profit or he'll shutdown the site
real answer: probably because it was the same price since 2012 and there has been a lot of inflation since then

>>72495692
> this time however he would have been really fucked. the good ''news'' about this hack was it was by some /i/nsurgents /i/rcfags doing it for teh lulz.
I once asked him about that on a /q/ AMA and he replied but respectfully refused to explain

>then there was based strya anon the fucking ledgend sick cunt fuckin oath the madlad managed to legit hack 4chan because of an exploit/zeroday mvb/moot did not patch.
post-catalog 4chan, so either mvb or desuwa 0day. moot doesn't know code.
right during that year the server backend got almost completely rebuilt iirc.

i take it you idled on #4chan during the early late 2000s?

:)

THIS THREAD SUCKS MY SPIDER BALLS! IT'S HORRIBLE!

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i've changed my mind

odd numbers are gooderino

i'm going fill my mind with maddening visions of barbaric murder and wanton slaughter

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i get my kingdom because i kept massacre everyone they sent to kill me and so they gave up and began obeying me as they had no other choice

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my pet rhinoceros eats corpses

>>206999999

>>>/int/206999999

>>72507681
>>>/int/207000000
>>>/int/206999999

>>72507808
Nothing more annoying than a whiny leaf yelling "wasted, wasted, wasted" in your ear while you're eating blood sausage at La Vaquita.

Sneed

>>72509483
OMG XDDDD SNEED XDDDD EPIK SIMPSONS REFERENCE KEK I LOVE 4CHAN XDDD UPBOATS TO THE LEFT BTW

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>>72492801
>>72493024
>>72493247
>>72495692
>>72495898
He's back! Beeschizo is back!
>>72493403
And after his role during the 2025 inauguration of president Donald Trump so is /qa/doge !!fB05L5LMjVI
Don't think I didn't spot you

>>72510438
A /qa/doge in the court of King Donald? I forget there's a bunch of those guys, but there is only one bee schizo. I wonder how they're all doing?

Bumo

apparently some french newspaper claimed musk did the roman salute due to "culture 4chan" and now my bluesky 4chan feed is full of frenchies

sigh

Hey happers have a good day today!

>>72516853
I AM HAVING A GOOD DAY OKAY FAGGOT
HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO COCKSUCKER

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no mommy gf's

there is only war


Update to my world lore: instead of being defeated I'll instead be drawn to a cave to slumber for a couple or so millennia where the cave itself will be unable to be found by anyone.

perhaps I'll implement a prophecy thing where soothsayers or gajillion year old chinese/european/american immortals tell stories about a bloodstained warrior with big keratinous horns of a bull, his mighty trecherous war animal that was as big of a danger to ally as it was to foe, and his skill in martial prowess—anyone who answered his call to a duel was hacked to pieces and blood dripping skull ripped from his spine

The other thread died so now I am here.

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>>72518138
the big keratinous bull horns may be an exaggeration or not

haven't decided if I want my dense armor plate to fall from the heavens before me and then fuse itself to my skin when I put it on or for it to be forged from skilled smiths


next I was thinking about demonic looking beings appearing within the ranks of my army to fight alongside us as allies of their own volition

while instead the europeans get angelic looking beings to fight on their side

infact I may just decide to combine european and american factions to rename them as "christian factions"


and actually btw a lot of cults like jim jones, mormonism, and the yellow deli cult are basically christians who interpret christianity a little different or more fundamentalist in their views

r9crap dies in darkness

>>72518174
BIENVENIDO!!!

>>72518322
nah

instead of le merging and renaming based on "religion"

I'll keep everything as they were

american, african, european, and asian factions

new backstory lore updaterino: my familyerino was attacked, killed, and eaten by a tribe of intelligent warlike primates (chimps and gorillas)

>>72519538
and so instead of whatever I called the modern-esque era, I'll now call "The Atomic Age"


armor is one thing, what am I gonna do about weapons?

weapons break eventually after all, unlike armor which is built to withstand blows

i guess I'll have to wield a tree branch until acquiring a proper weapon