PIED EditionA thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72473885>More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/>Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgQuestion of the thread: Where do you put it once you spurt
>>72494255usually the toilet or a disposable glove
Oink oink oink~
>>72494255I love Belle so much
Just got fired and couldn't be happierNow to goon all day~
>>72495644I'll celebrate with you I wish I could go full neet again sometimes and just get completely addicted to pumping
>>72495644Work should be illegal for gooners. We should be required to smoke and edge ourselves dumb every day.
>>72496164Our version of work should be helping wageslaves milk themselves after their shift's over thru Discord!
>>72496206Emotional support goon bro for wagies sounds like a comfy job~
>>72496206>>72496245as a wagie I approve of this idea
>>72496072Im very happy I get to be a no life Neet now, pumping and drooling to porn endlessly
>>72496571being a wfh wagie is the only reason I can keep up with gooning as much as I'd like to
>>72496206I do this but I make the pathetic wagie pay me and serve my neet cock, so hot to force him to be my retarded dick cleaning loser.
>>72496408>>72494255unf
>>72496756any positions open for that role at the moment?
>>72496835Keep posting porn bait and imagine you're licking under my foreskin after a hard day at work, I'll start shopping for another onahole to fuck when you're slaving away
>>72496895would be nothing better after a hard day of being a wagie than coming hope and serving a neet by cleaning his stinky foreskin, balls and shithole
>>72496952Based, good wagecuck. Slave to his job by day, slave to his goonstud's smelly privates by night!
>>72497002A wagecuck like me should serve neets both financially and physically!
>>72497051Fucking slut, first thing you're doing after walking in on me jacking off and gunking up the ninth tissue that night is unbuckling your pants and wagging that sweaty bussy around so I can dump my gross nut and pubes into it until it's nicely gapped and sputtering my smelly goonsludge.
>>72496952After the first couple of days you'll stop bothering to ask how my day went because you'll be able to taste it as you slurp fresh and dried jizz from my pubes and suck my churning balls and asshole. The only places you'll be safe from me is in your own shower and at your miserable job, so we both know you'll try to minimize time spent at both unless I make you work overtime for a new toy my neet dick wants.
>>72494255tummy or trash :3
>>72497209UOOOOOOOH SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
>>72495644damn, glad you're not stressing out over it but sorry that happened fren
>>72494255>Question of the thread: Where do you put it once you spurt?Either I spurt on part of my desk and wipe it up, or in the toilet. I don't usually like cumming all over myself.
>>72497093>>72497103starting to think wagecucks like me need to be free use for neet god gooners
juicy thick tranny dicks <33still think about jizzing on my tummy a couple nights ago to a tranon's cute cock sometimes.
>>72497670always so much better when they're bigger than you by far
I kinda wish I had someone that called my dick a clit...
>>72497790this but a massive trans dick smacking my dick and calling it a clit
>>72495176>I love Belle so muchHow much?How far are you willing to go to appease your dicklet?
>>72497790People need to know just how small your thingy is before it can be called a clity,but if you're wanting someone to call it that then I guess there's no mistaking it for anything big
>>72497885Belle is the ideal queen to go PIED for
>>72497945I'm 5.5". I don't think that's all that small...
>>72497971never getting hard again... oozing weak impotent loads for Belle's feet... ruining my cock for her and giving up any chance at sex <3
>>72498057It's not microscopic but at only 5.5" you may as well just rub it instead of even tugging it. I'm sure it would feel better to play with it as if it were a real clit since that's what you were meant to have if your thing only got that big
>>72498102prone humping to ruin your erections for her...bliss
serving_wagieposting in other threads as well but if any NEET's need a wagie to serve them hit me up
>>72498110O-oh. But I like jerking it!
>>72497971Sorry, but if you go perma limp you're not a male anymore. You'll just be like any other hole with a useless little clitty, except you'll be forced to put on a pink wig while a big fat ugly bastard slamfucks you and chokes you out. At least that way you'll be useful to Belle fans, because your useless soft clitty will never get past any pussy lips from then on anyway. If failboys can't reproduce, they become failgirls.
>>72498180Do you think someone like you should really be having a say in how you have your clittygasms? I definitely don't, if anything I think you should buy yourself a nice cute pair of panties to wear and rub yourself in!
>>72497717i don't care too much about size desu. i just like staring at cute girl penises till i go dumb and start playing with myself.
>>72498265Hey! It's my body s-so I should have a say!A-and also um...I already have a few pairs of panties...>>72498298Pretty pre
>>72498350If you keep up this attitude I'm thinking you shouldn't even be able to touch your clitty at all and be forced to hump your bed or pillow instead! So I think getting to rub through those panties of yours is a much better fate don't you~? Unless you really want to feel like a girl but you wouldn't want that even with your tiny clit you're still a boy, even if a failure of one <3
>>72498418>If you keep up this attitude I'm thinking you shouldn't even be able to touch your clitty at all and be forced to hump your bed or pillow instead!W-wait no. I'm sorry anon! I-I'll accept just being able to rub my clit please don't take that away from me!
>>72498510Then be a good girl and stuff your shrimp dick back into your panties where it belongs and give it lots of soft and gentle rubs, maybe some rough grinding too if you're feeling extra needy <3
>>72498545But I'm not a girl...I-I mean okay anon! I'll do what you ask.And I prefer giving it softer rubs. They feel so nice...
>>72498623Oh I'm sorry I forgot you were a boy for a second there, a very pathetic one, but a boy still nonetheless! Oh my you already have a preference? I guess you've given yourself lots of rubbies before haven't you cutie?
I love having pussyfree gooner friends~ I wish we all lived in a big gooner mansion together.
>>72497670Mine's nowhere near as big as her's, but I'm still glad you enjoyed, assuming I'm the tranon you're talking about :3
>>72498672Yeah I'm a boy! J-just calling my dick a clit doesn't mean I'm actually a girl!And yeah... I like rubbing through my underwear sometimes before I jerk off. Wait cutie?
>>72498731That's true you're a boy and you having a boyclit doesn't change anything about that, but still I wouldn't be surprised if being called a good girl makes it get a teeny tiny bit more leaky! Good thing you'll not be jerking off this time then so you can see what it's like to rub yourself into ruining your panties~ And oops did i slip up and call you cutie? I meant to call you stud, but I think cutie suits you much better when you're doing something like this~
Have you guys tried getting a hobby
>>72498724very solid possibility if you recently messaged a chaser and got him to spill <3 how are you?>nowhere near as big as her'swho cares! it's still a girl cock - i could stare at it all day~
>>72498833>but still I wouldn't be surprised if being called a good girl makes it get a teeny tiny bit more leakyY-yeah well I've never been called a good girl before so I doubt it would actually affect me! I probably won't get any leakier no matter how many times you say it!B-but I like being called cute though. Boys can still be cute so it's totally fine.
>>72498876I'm pretty good chaser-anon, glad to know you love my gock that much :3
>>72498981In that case I think I'll take your first time and probably your second and third <3 I'm sure if anything your clit will shrink even more if you get called such an awful name like that, but that's okay a cutie like you should have an even smaller dick that way you can be an even better girl than you already are <3
>>72498839i do model kits while funposting.>>72499036...well you don't have to say it like *that*...
>>72499036>that picMommy...>>72499061B-but...but I like my clit at it's current size! Even if I can't jerk it any more I-I don't want it to shrink!
>>72499144I don't know cutie I think it would look even more girly if it were smaller and at that point no one would ever mistake it for a dick again!
>>72499130Awww, sorry >.< I just get excited when people find me hot. Also what kind of model kits?>>72499144Glad you enjoy that pic~
>>72499241oh i'm just being cute, you can be a tease all you want (that includes dming me...) <3depends on the day! recently i put together an armored core for a friend of mine.
>>72499205But I'm still not a girl! I-I shouldn't be girly! I'm a boy with a big clit! I just don't know about this...>>72499241Her boobs and cock are so nice how can I not enjoy it?
I work so this fat-cocked trannystud doesn't have to.
>>72499321I don't think it matters if you're a girl or not cutie. You're much cuter than any girl with your adorable little clit! That's all I need to know to know that you're a good girl, plus you've been listening so well that's only making you more guilty of being one!
>>72499306I'll keep that in mind cutie~ Also ooooo Armored Core. I've not put together one of the AC kits, still working on getting some tools to actually do model kits properly and doing a few HG Gunpla.>>72499321Boobs and cock are the perfect combo!!!>>72499343If only there were more people like you anon, I'd kill to have someone support me just for wanting to serve my trans cock~
>>72499365>You're much cuter than any girl with your adorable little clit!I-I am? Oh gosh well thanks! It's kinda weird to hear that but also feels kinda nice...> plus you've been listening so well that's only making you more guilty of being one!I...oh gosh now I don't know what to think. I'm getting all confused at this good girl stuff.>>72499442A super hot combo!
>>72499475It always feels nice having your cuteness acknowledged and the more you do your rubs instead of tugs the more compliments you'll get! And what's there to be confused about dummy if being called a good girl and being told you're just as cute as a girl makes you feel nice, and especially if you listen to what others say just because they tease you for having an adorable girlclit then you must be a girl, a very good one too~
>>72499557It does feel nice being cute and it feels even better being CALLED cute. I want to be called cute so so so much and feel so good and happy...And I'm confused because...because I'm still a boy right? I-it's not really a girlclit r-right? J-just feeling good from being called a good girl doesn't suddenly mean I became one! I think...
>>72499442they're nice! relatively simple models if you go after the latest thirty minute mission ones. they were my introduction because i loved discovering the AC games recently. i might get some ace combat ones too!there's a toolkit i saw some otaku youtuber shilling recently that was like $30 for everything, maybe look into that? if you look up "gunpla for beginners" the video should come up, profile pic was a kamen rider skull looking thing.also uhhhhh girl dicks girl dicks girl dicks fuck im horny again <3
>>72499765Wouldn't it be nice to have someone whispering right into your ear encouraging you to rub lots more and tell you just how cute you look while giving your girlclit so much attention? Maybe even good enough to make you fill those panties up with a big watery mess!Let's help you figure this out then cutie. I think if you're a cute boy you should take that tiny dick out of your panties and give it lots of fast strokes, but if you're a super good girl then you should just keep rubbing away until you leak all over yourself <3Hopefully this helps you figure out if you're really even a bit anymore or if you're a cute girl instead<3
>>72499908I'll keep that all in mind, thanks cutie~Only kit I've put together fully is HG Calibarn, but I want to pick up a HG GQuuuuuuX kit when they're out in the States.
>>72498701Ahh me too anon~ It's soooo fun to bond with other nonnies over what total braindead turbolosers we are, and to help eachother get continue getting worse and worse together! The most fun thing I can imagine is sitting naked together with other gooners somewhere in our big gooner mansion, all fixating on just one waifu as we spend endless hours plapping away, mingling the sounds of our moans and grunts and plaps and babble in a shameless display of group-worship to the 2D goddess, before eventually collapsing into a delirious and exhausted heap <3
>>72499937T-that does sound really really good... I'd love to be so close with someone like that. Head feeling all tingly from their encouragement and calling me cute... M-maybe feeling their hands roam over me and making me feel even better..I-I should pull it out and stroke it. T-that's what I do! But I've been rubbing so long it feels so good and I don't want to change things up...
These are my most cummed to girls of all time. The reason im pussy free
>>72500111With how much of a cutie you are I don't think anyone would be able to keep their hands off if you. Maybe their hands would find their way into your thigh and slowly creep up your leg until they are the ones rubbing your clit instead! Of course don't think they'd stop whispering such naughty things into your ear even after you make a mess all over their hand they'd still keep on teasing your body and your mind~Oh so looks like you're a cute boy after all that just feels like staying a good girl for just a little longer to rub away at the small lump in her panties
>>72500227top row is fine but that bottom row looks busted af, they look methed out
>recently discovered how fun it is to wear plumping lip glossWhat the fuck, why do girls get all the nice stuff?
>>72498102Tugging and squishing our laughable broken nubs to her, feeling so honored that we got to destroy our dignity and manhood for such a goddess, and knowing that our weak, tender little shrimp dicks will be the perfect objects to impotently pleasure to her again and again for the rest of our pathetic, funny existences....
>>72500269Its millie bobby brown, jordyn jones, jenna ottegrr
>>72500248Ooooh god yes please I want to feel their hands stroking and rubbing me all over and making me feel good! I-I want to feel that tingly feeling as they stroke my thighs so much. A-and I want them to play with my nipples too! I really really love nipple play and I would love that just as much as playing with my clit.Y-yeah it's just until I cum! That's all!
>>72500318post your self made lips porn anon! i need to crank it!
>>72500377It would be hard to keep their hands off of you and depending on you the position maybe it won't be their hands rubbing your girlish chest but their teeth as the nibble on your tender nipples. Just to make sure you're a good girl and squirm lots they might even rub your tummy just to slide their hand underneath your panties and wrap just two fingers around your clit and give it a different type of rubbing!Yeah it's only until you cum like a good girl right? Right after that you'll go back to just being a super adorable boy...until you get horny again and reach down there~
>>72500500Oh fuck! Hands, fingers, mouth, I want to feel them all so much on my nubs so so badly! T-they'd definitely have me moaning from all the pleasure they'd be giving me there. A-and oh goodness yes please please please! I would love it so much if they rubbed my clit like that!Y-yeah. Once I'm done I'll be a nice little boy again that has a cock!
>>72500641At this point I don't know if you can return to being a nice little boy again wanting all of this makes you sound so much more like a naughty girl~ I don't even know if good girl suits you anymore with how needy you are to have your entire body teased and felt up. Next thing you know you'll be wanting them to flip you around so you can rub both your leaky clit and your sensitive nipples on them while they grope your butt squishing it between their fingers and giving it a hard smack! But then again maybe that will be the next time you decide to be a girl because they wouldn't be able to rub your clit with you like that! Maybe you'll just have to be a good little girl and get extra close to cumming for them just so we can see if you can return to being a boy again or if you're stuck with a girldick from now on!
>>72500227If you'd leave #1 and #4 out of the picture I would know exactly the kind of loser you are. Shameless creep, even adding JJ. At least that little dick is picking someone its size, I suppose.
>>72500419Won't post myself, but you can have this!https://litter.catbox.moe/wp6gm3.webm
>>72500839nghnn holy fuck this video triggers me so fucking much it's so hot.
>>72500834Is that so bad? I like cumming as hard as possible, and cute girls do that. Is that so bad?
>>72500801I-it's not naughty to want to be pleasured like that! R-right? I still want to be called good. A-and that's super lewd! I don't know if I'm ready to have my butt played with like that, especially if it means they can't rub my clit!And I'll show you! I-I'll definitely be a boy!
>>72500834Whats wrong with JJ?
>>72500839OIIINNNKKK
>>72501001It's incredibly naughty in fact, but if it makes your clitty throb more then it would be stupid not to call you a good girl still! You're implying you'd have any say in the matter but remember you're a good girl so if they wanted to squeeze and smack your but making you let out cute yelps each time they have every right to and you don't get to complain! And if you even try to you'd just get lots of kisses to shut your little mouth up! I look forward to calling you a good girl even after you have your clittygasm!
>>72500942Of course not, anon. I just wonder... how tight are you making your handpussy for it? Do you grip it so tight that your little dick is getting squeezed so hard that no real pussy could ever get you off? Just conditioning your hopeless dick to only ever be milked by the tightest hole like a total fucking creep?
>>72501108N-no…
>>72501093It does make it throb and leak and feel good. Just the thought of a partner doing all those things to me makes me so horny! And how come I never get a say in anything? Maybe I will protest just because I can and enjoy the free kisses!
>>72501108>>72501127Whats wrong with squeezing my dick really tight? Isnt that what every guy does
>>72501239That's the best part knowing you're clit is enjoying those thoughts so much. And maybe you're right you haven't had a day in anything, outside of continuing to rub over your panties instead of stroking yep you never made that decision! But fine I think you should get to decide when you cum that way you have the highest chance of being a boy again after! But of course kisses wouldn't be off the table just because you wouldn't be acting like a brat! Your girly lips do look incredibly kissable and even biteable!
>>72501355Y-yeah! I feel I've been deprived of choices in what I get to do! Though I guess you did let me decide on how I should continue playing with myself a-and I haven't been very grateful to you for that...W-wait you really think my lips look that nice? I-I would rather enjoy some kissing...
>>72501491Hmm and what sort of choice would you like to make them cutie? I think you deserve one free choice of anything at all for being such a good girl! You don't have to be grateful for that you're an adorable little brat you're allowed to act up and feel you know best sometimes! I don't think they look nice sweetie. I know they are nice so how could I say no to giving such a good girl lots of kisses but you better not close your eyes I want to be able to see how prettthey are that close up~
>>72501108Theres no other way to pump to jj than a deathgrip
>>72501633guess thats just how it feels like when you pull up the lipgloss video
>>72501595I...oh gosh I don't know what I want. This is such a big decision but I just can't even think of anything I want a choice on and now I just feel foolish!Ooh well that's so kind of you to say that anon! That makes me feel nice just like all those other compliments. A-and I'll try to keep my eyes open for you but I've never really kissed anyone so I might accidentally close them...
>>72501720And now you know why you weren't the one making decisions right silly~? You can show me just how good it feels to be told those sorts of things with your mouth cutie, our tongues will be dancing with each other at the same time I'll be stroking your clit of course I don't expect your eyes to be open when you get too close to the edge that's just your bodies natural way of showing that I should slow down, or speed up depending on whichever I want you to experience!
>>72501664Is it that obvious…
>>72501799>And now you know why you weren't the one making decisions right silly~?I-I uh...aw man...Oh I certainly would love to kiss you and feel what it's like! I would be so happy to finally kiss someone and feel our tongues intertwine and play with each other...God and it'd feel so good if you were rubbing my clit while we did it and w-wait slow down? Y-you wouldn't just leave me hanging like that when I get so close r-right?
>>72501936Oh my would that be this cuties first kiss? I can definitely let you know it would not be your last because I may have to lay claim to those delicious lips of yours! You didn't think your clit would be left all alone while we have lots of tongue sex right cutie? >Y-you wouldn't just leave me hanging like that when I get so close r-right?That depends on how good of a girl your been that day and today you've been a very very good one so I wouldn't slow down at all. I'd put on hand on the back of your head so you can't break away from our kisses, and the other would speed up until it was covered in your girlmilk!
>>72500227Belle and Emiru are so hot. Those faces are begging for facials.
>>72502066Those two are my go to for faceporn
>>72502100Based. Those 2 should meet up and make out.
>>72502059It is my first kiss...and I would let you claim my lips so quickly if we got to kiss and feel good a bunch!I-I want to be a good girl for you! I want to know what I can do to be a good girl so you could stroke my clit and make me cum so so much!
>>72497717God I was on a nofap streak for two daysBut here I am looking at domrystan.I kinda love looking at her despite be straight.Plus every one is talking about humping make me kinda want to try since I guess it's still nofap? Right?
>>72502194Im pretty happy just spurting to their selfies all day
I love and hate how this general is like my homethread
>>72502195How adorable is that a cute girl not having her first kiss yet, well I'll claim those lips of yours if they are a girls or boys lips it doesn't matter to me, not when you're such a sweetheart <3You just existing is enough to make you a good girl worthy of that, but I think you should rub that clit of yours a little harder and a lot faster!
>>72502212Anything that is helping you get off or making you penis feel good is fapping. If you are trying to stick with it, then you need to turn back now and cool off before you find yourself cumming,
Like she is so hot
>>72502223I'm happy with it too but I love seeing cute girls making out.
>>72502284Well I already started humping and I didn't think it would feel so goodSo might as well see if I can cum like this
>>72502276I-I'll be your sweetheart! I'll be your sweet girl that loves to be kissed!O-oh my well thank you anon. And I'll rub however you want me to!
>>72502316Oh yes. Cuteness overload
>>72502342Two days of nofap will do that to you, makes it feel better to get off. Its probably too late now but remember that next time you want to cut back and avoid this place before you find something that will drag you back to fapping.
>>72502349And to think only a bit ago you were thinking you'd not stay a girl forever but just a bit of kissing and pumping of your clit and you've accepted your fate! To celebrate you being a girl take that girldick out of those panties lift up your shirt if you're not perverted enough to not have one on and start stroking away! There's no need to just rub your clit anymore to prove you're a girl you can just whip it out and cum all over your adorable tummy!
>>72502362True.
>>72502422H-hey!Well...thank you though. I-I'll stroke for you. It felt so nice rubbing it and now that it's such a leaky mess it feels so so so good to pump and stroke. Fuck thank you anon!>>72502293>>72502342Pretty cock...
>>72502504Right when I see her I just can't stop
>>72502504See your girlcock is already so eager to be touched this way that you're leaking like a faucet! But that's not the only mess it will be making I hope~ And you should thank yourself for being such a good girl this entire time! But I'll thank you for it too, so thank you very being such a good girl and a total sweetheart so far <3
>>72502492Its really crazy how easily these two get me moaning and squirming and humping my hand with just their face. I really wish emi was streaming today I could pump all day to her if she was
>>72502615T-thank you for calling me such nice things. And you're welcome anon! I'm glad I could be so good for you!Fuck it feels so good...can't hold it in any longer...>>72502598It looks so nice!
I thought people were joking about how good humping feels but it might actually be addictive>>72502714Here is some more
>>72502714I'm only saying the truth silly so I don't need thanks! It was lots of fun making you act even cuter than normal, so I hope you continue to rub like a good girl in the future <3And if you can't hold it in then let all that slimey girlmilk out!
>>72502783T-this was rather fun. And I guess I'll try rubbing more in the future!>>72502763God I didn't think balls could sag that much.F-fuck I'm cumming!
>qott I spurt into my hand and then lick it up. Whatever comes out after that goes into the toilet.
I wish futas were real so bad, bros. I need a cute neet girl with big titties to hang out and spend all day gooning with. Girls with cocks are based and actually know what it's like to have male horny brain. They're the best of both worlds: demure feminine lover and horny best bro all in one package. Being the guy she opens up to about her gooner kinks and needy girlcock would be the highlight of my life. It's not fair.
>>72502812And she talks about getting people soo high they can't see and then shoving her dick in there face.
>>72502899How about a NB that you can treat like a girl?
>>72502899Her plump body makes her so much hotter.
Humping is the best
>>72502812I'm glad you enjoyed yourself cutie I had a lot of fun too <3And just know you were really cute I wasn't lying about that so I hope you have a good rest of your day and there's one last thing I need you to do to be an extra good girl okay? I want you to go and drink plenty of water you're probably pretty dehydrated after that!
>>72502899I can feel the love for futas in this post, I usually express it by thinking of really decently detailed scenes of my favorite character’s feverishly pleasuring themselves…Or agp fantasies where I get owned by them~ <3
>>72502958Thanks again anon. And I certainly will!
>>72502931Futas are different than trans girls or NBs in my mind, but I appreciate the gesture. You deserve someone that likes you for you, and not just to satisfy their impossible sexual fantasies.
>>72503014Damn I want to stop and cry nowThank you anon
>>72503053Of course, anon. Horny good, but always love yourself.
>>72501832nasty fucking p-word
literally nothing wrong with liking cute girls!
>>72503391>>72504259Why is it the more pussy free I get the more cuteness makes me absolutely erupt while sexiness does nothing for me?
>>72504259they make sure that creeps stay pussy free forever, by making them spurt their useless perv seed just from eye contact
>>72503391How did you… immediately…
>>72504259>>72504455WHO
>>72504259literally nothing wrong with licking cute girls!
>>72504515Give it up. You're too old for her anyway, loser. Just lean back and grunt like a pig while you accept your handouts, perv.
>>72505491EXACTLY ANON <33 they are cute!! nothing wrong with that!
>>72505706holy fuck i wanna rape this anon's hand while they call me a loser <3
>>72505832I'll be sure to either keep my hand limp, and let your little worm experience what its like to be rejected while it pathetically throbs against it, hoping for any response from me, or to tightly pinch my thumb and index finger together, so you get to feel what it's like to hump into an impossibly tight handpussy. Don't worry. I know you're a total fucking virgin loser, so even my handpusy stealing your virginity is going to be good enough for a pindick like you. It's okay to be a loser, because cute girls like this would never even acknowledge your existence. At least this way you can dupe your body into believing it gets to reproduce, even when that failed seed gets spurt into my handpussy.
>>72506132idk who you are anon but you are amazing and that message made me very horny :3
>>72506132that's a success as far as i'm concerned! spewing my genes all over your palm while you simultaneously coo and insult me for getting so eager for e-girls i'd simp out all over your hands <3 maybe lightly chuckling to yourself when i let out a dweeby groan and leave a thick pool of dork spunk oozing from between your fingers.
https://discord.gg/FSKDufTC
cute girls with cute penises make me cum on my belly desu.
i want to make a /pfg/ loser cum tribute their own drivers liscense
need a goonerbro to buy me girl clothes and rail me
>>72508534Do you have a nice butt?
>>72508534How about I just use you like a fleshlight while I watch porn
my dick is a machine that turns pussyfree losers into feminized sperm deposits
>>72508600i got drive by complimented by some mexicans once so maybe>>72508605crude, do i also get to watch?
>>72508729You sound rapeable, post tag
>>72508780thank you for noticing! though no suitors have lured me to an alley or car and had their way with me, yeti dont have a discord if thats what you mean
>>72508902if you really wanna get raped, how about you do this >>72508523
>>72508534I already have girl clothes I just need a goonerbro. Sucks to be so antisocial
>>72508964i dont even have a license, though i got close to doxxing myself while horny once>>72509022iktf, i hope you get to choke on neet sperm soon anon
>>72509078>hope you get to choke on neet sperm soon anonBeing a fuck doll for an autistie neet is one of my biggest fantasies. Especially if he has some obscure fetish to make me the target of
>>72509078>though i got close to doxxing myself while horny oncehowd that happen?
>>72509194i generally like vanilla with more maso/humiliation leaning but im a pushover and could probably agree to some weird stuff... maybe>>72509210nothing much, i said offhand in some thread how hot it'd be to post my personal info and turn my house into a "meetup spot" and anons pushed it until i gave my first name, at which point i came and fucked off
>>72509387you should post your last name this time :3surely theres no one around who was there for the first one, riiiiiight ~ ?
>>72509420theres a non zero chance that i do, and a non zero chance someone connects them, and a non zero chance they come to my house to beat me and fuck my face and get away with it by holding my doxx over my head, and a non zero chance i'll like it, so i'll politely ask you to stop
>>72509387>could probably agree to some weird stuffKek thinking you get a choice. How vanilla
>>72509586it sounds like you want to ~ how hard is your heart beating <3you only need to be brave long enough to click post... i ~ promise ~ it'll feel gooood <3
>>72509586>getting anon's dox just to force them to the ground in their house and fill them with my weeb incel seed>grunting and calling them a faggot while their guts wring me out>unceremoniously pulling out and shaking the last drops of seed onto their freshly fucked asspussy before getting up and leaving
>see submissive person GOD I NEED FHEM TO RAPE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME ILL DO ANYTHING >See dominant personGod I need to humiliate and ruin them, and fake their girlWhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>72509628well if i have to rim an anons hairy asshole being forced is the hottest way>>72509632no!
>>72509739oh ~ ?sorry, i must have mistaken you for ACTUAL rapebait ~ didnt know you were just a fetish poser...
>>72509726anon forcing me to read out loud the slutty things i said to get the thread riled up on tape as he carefully slips his barely lubed lance in and out of my virgin hole>>72509818thats true, thanks for understanding
>>72509739>being forced is the hottest wayFuck yeah, being cooperative so he doesn't have a meltdown.
>>72509735That feels like a very meta dominant sadism to the point where you want to take people out of their comfort zone even if it means subbing.Kinda similar to how you can reach a level of sub where you play dom role for other subs because you want to please them.
i wish i had someone i could use without inhibition
>>72509958I mean, maybe. But I do genuinely want them to be super dominant and stuff too though, like I want them to want it, if that makes sense.
>>72510047I wish I had someone who would use me without inhibition.
>>72510047Hi there
>>72510072everyone says this but they just mean they want to get fucked hardi want someone with no desire, totally placid, for me to use and enjoy without any worry or consideration for their comfort or pleasure
>>72510135>someone with no desireWhat if my only desire to please you? With a total disregard for my own preferences or pleasure ^.^
>>72510135I dunno, my biggest dream is to be just someone's pet / slave and doing whatever they want me to do and live however they want me to live even if in a cage.That said what I assumed you meant is also a really nice life, as in normal life except living with someone I give full access to my body so they can use my holes literally whenever they wish even if I'm occupied with something.
>>72510249What the fuck is food panda?
>>72510249Genuinely disgusting and I do not mean the wallpaper.
>>72510267Asian Uber eats
>>72510217i dont want to be reminded that you're a person. the moment i see you as human im not going to be able to let loose like i really want>>72510224that sounds nice, but not as far as i would like... i want to be ignored, invisible, free to do whatever i'd like to you without reaction...
>>72510278What
>>72510297>dont want to be reminded that you're a personThat's hot, and totally fine. How would you like to view me? Like a doll or a different species?
>>72510298The apps they have installed fill me with disgust.
>>72507293Asses like that NEED to sit on my face...
>>72510351like nothing at allas i said, i want to be invisible, free to do whatever i want without having to worry about another person having an opinion about it
>>72510653Anon you sound adorable, I wish I could give you that even though paradoxically that's having an opinion. It would be so good to see you getting bolder until you're showing nothing but you're truest and most selfish desires.
>told my friend i wouldn't cum for an entire week>3 days in and i already want to give up and start pumping
>>72510909Just pump anyway, how the fuck would he know?
>>72510979i haven't touched my handwife in 3 days and i miss her....
literally just woke up and I want to pump
>>72511283ok??? so do it???? stroke, retard ~~~
>>72511289just needed someone to call me a retard gooner to help get me going
>>72511329cumbrain ~~i bet you're on of those nonnies that needs joi because you're too stupid to figure it out by yourself... pump and stroke, dummy ~ <3
Losers~
>>72511351>i bet you're on of those nonnies that needs joi because you're too stupid to figure it out by yourselfnngghh guilty
>>72511382so sad.....good thing im here to help ~ ! up and down the shaft nonny, full strokes, balls to tip... squeeze tight and flex your cock against ur hand <3 if it feels good, ur doing it right ~~
>>72511399it feels really good when I fuck my fist like that
Trying to decide if i should start fucking my handpussy or not
>PIED EditionSo hot~Nursing a semi before going prone and humping my pillow again <3
>>72511639how long you being going prone for?
>>72511661A little over a week now~It gives you so much more pleasure than jerking off normally >.<
>>72511687it is crazy how addicting it is isn't it? it honestly feels so much better than jacking offplus knowing whats happening
>>72511694Yes. I thought they were just making it up but it's insane how good it feelsLiterally shaking each time I finish >.<>plus knowing whats happeningTell me anon, what's happening~~
shameless self promo againserving_wagieposting in other threads as well but if any NEET's need a wagie to serve them hit me up
>>72511370I really am a loser if I can't stop jerking off to stuff like this
>>72511982Spend and simp nonny~
>>72512042I really shouldn't, I've been trying to quit
>>72512085Those amazing tits you posted say otherwise anon~
>>72512085All quitting is going to do is make you spend even more when you relapse, giving in is going to be way better for you~
>>72512091I can still pump to big titties without sending>>72512108You say that as if you're sure I will relapse at some point
>>72512130Ooh, think you're strong enough to resist nonny~?
>>72511694>>72511722>>72512091Puffy shitholes on my face hnggggg
>>72512143It can't be that hard. I jerked off without sending before I got into this fetish so I just need to get used to that again.
Fuuck I actually had trouble getting hardI mean it's up now but it took an hour of nursing a semi-boner
>>72508729hmm. maybe. depends on if I use youe mouth or ass
Probably just a fluke, right?
>>72512239Maybe, try your best to cum NonnyIf it goes soft again it'd feel wasted
>>72512215what do you think that means anon
>>72512268I-I don't really knowHopefully nothing>>72512258It sorta went limp for a few seconds again >.<And I don't think even the hardness is as hard as it was before I started proning >.<
Three cheers for post-nightshift early morning fappies!!!!!
>>72512518Cute petite girls>>72512295Asses like that are built to crush a guy's face
>>72512627Cute tight girls with pert and pinchable butts and boobs!!
Need to sniff cute puffy shitholes
Fuckkkkkk just shot my chunky sperm to this~<3
I almost let a gooner send a mega cringe, horny email to the head HR person at my work but stopped myself and deleted all my porn. I cleaned up my room and showered, and I've gone a whole day without cumming, so I've stopped myself from becoming a loser who cums on everything in his room and pees his bed like a retard aspie neet penis pumper <3 be proud of me
>>72512871I want to make out with her cum covered lips <3
>>72512901uhmmmmmm no you don't, whip it out and start doing the only thing you know to do when your bonered up penis is out!
>>72512901good boy, the proper thing to do is become a NEET gooned out penis boinker anyways without wasting normies time <3
>>72512927>>72512975I pulled my weewee out and started making humpies and it feels amazing <3 porn is my god and porn always wins I wanna lose my job and become a total loser neet and pee on my important documents so I can't get a new job <3 I don't want to think I want to do what makes my aspie dick feel good even if it ruins my life
>>72513013thaaaat's better. just stay in your room and get all disgusting and nasty for cartoon boobs and butts cuz its easier than pretending to be a well adjusted person
>>72513033What should I do? I want to make bad decisions that I can't take back because my penis is all leaky and throbby
gigantic gross greasy butts nghhgnnh
>>72513105nghhgngnhn
>>72513144PLOP PLOP PLAP PLAP PLOP
>tfw all my gooning furfrens have vanished and are always offlineIt's over...
>>72502907>>72502950I love this tired bitch face she has <3
>>72513180That's just a sign to find new, lewder, more perverted furanons to goon with!
goontard diaper babies need their tard pamps~
>>72513278That's why I'm wearing one. Already spurted 2 loads into it today
>>72513295good boy~
>>72513277Where? Too many boring anime posters in /trash/ lately.
>>72512215Getting to see your updates is always a highlight of my day. It's probably just a fluke that you had to spend that long just to get hard so don't give up on humping your pillow you're not at the stage where you'll get scared just yet~
>>72513278I realllllyyy need tardpamps. I can't be trusted as a grownup
>>72513357you're not a grown-up, just a big silly dummy playing pretend~
Had a dream where I was taking pills that stop me from having any erections.What did my brain mean by this?
skipping work so i can fuck my hand more
>>72513421good choice
>>72513432i edged for a couples hours and i just can't bring myself to go to work now
>>72513398Everyone pretends to be tricked by my lying but they're just doing it to make me feel adult. Really I need big comfy diaps on my bum
>>72513466That makes sense. Who'd wanna stop after hours and hours of pumping?~
>>72513477you need to be taked away, pamped, and brain drained so you can be treated the way you deserve~
>>72513491i can't cum till Friday so i need to pump for about 2 more hours before i'm in my right mind
>>72513421It's for the best you shouldn't have to work if you're not done working your needy cock enough
>>72513546i have no idea why my cock is so needy today. Been stroking for hours and it still wants more
>>72513739It can't stay needy the entire time so just keep pumping away at it and eventually it will have had enough, probably...
>>72513477do you have a tag, nonny? we can fix that today~
>>72513772With enough handsex this dumb needy cock will tire out and i'll be able to do other things today
>>72513823these caption pics are so addicting
totes bimbo brained
Taking /d/orse pills with anon
Hugs you so tight your peepee whimpers Shhhh, shhhh~! Real girls’ll make you FILE TAXES and ~argue~ about ~curtain colors~! Meanwhile, MOMMY’S 2D womb is ALWAYS warm, ~no-strings-attached~, and full of RAINBOW SPERM GUARDIANS to protect your ~precious~ virgin sauce! giggles You wanna “get married”? TO MOMMY, RIGHT?! slaps a ring-shaped gummy on your finger There! Now STARE DEEPLY into my anime eyes and PUMP out those ~silly~ fears! (Pssst… your ONLY kids are gonna be ~glitchy~ plushie toddlers, okay? )
>>72514353Porn mommy Amy quitting my job for me so I can spurt from my retard peepee all week <3 ughhh neeeeed
>>72514353Amyyyyy... My first EVER childhood crush <3
>>72494255What the Fuck is this Rule 34 Layout Mobile Update, it’s Horrible, and Unnecessary.
fake titsfake buttfake lipsUNNNNHHGHHHHH
>>72514781>tfw no rich pervert to kidnap me off the street and inflate my body with so much silicone and botox that I'm unrecognizable as anything other than an "aspiring" supermodel or porn star.
>>72514915Same, imagine some gang kidnapping random people off the streets and turning them into bimbo shemales via so many surgeries they can't be recognized by anyone, massive fake lips, spherical bolt on boobies, obese fat ass and ridiculous hips with clitty shrunk into a tiny nub. As well as deep fake tan and shortened tendons so they can't walk without tall stripper heels ever again.Then they sell them off to various brothels or porn industries across the globe for all tranny lovers, obviously they expect people to freak out and panic seeing their new body but this time they kidnapped a /pfg/ loser then for some reason that weirdo breaks into tears then starts thanking them for making his dreams come true.
>>72514915>>72515032millions of dollars spent on turning you into ASS and TITS
>>72515032>but this time they kidnapped a /pfg/ loser then for some reason that weirdo breaks into tears then starts thanking them for making his dreams come true.Heh~. But, you know, I have a feeling perverts like that get off on the struggle and fear. So even if it's not totally sincere, or even if my dick is rock hard while I do, protesting and "fighting back" is good, right? It gives them what they want, and means they don't have a reason to be nice about it. At least until they blow up your lips so much you can't properly enunciate words anymore, then it just doesn't matter~>>72515189And then turning a profit on it anyways! But yes. Tits, ass, suckhole, and fuckhole~!
twerkmeat bubbleblubber fattystacks jiggleflesh wobbledonk
faggy makeout sessions with anon while we stroke to 2d and bond over being loser virgin neets with smelly cocks
>>72515277what if the anon had a small weener?
>>72515277I'm not a loser like you!
I wanna be a smelly neet but I have a stupid job it's not fair
>>72515378wanna become one?~ its fun!>>72515328all cocks are great no matter the size~
imagine being healthy and normal and not fat and gross
>>72515255Wobbly pornslop jiggleorbs plapcakes...
>>72515470Ouggghghh those high heels perfectly accentuating dem teardrop flabcheeks hngggh~~
>>72512518I want to be Umi for the only goal of having my bowels rearranged by fat horny hikiko gachafaggots
I wanna lose my job I wanna cover my belongings with cumI want to fuck my onahole all dayI want to spend all my money on pornI want to never shower and pee myself as soon as I get the urgeI want to cut my documents up so I can't get a new job even if I wanted to I want to do cringe poses while I have 8 hour penis tugging sessions I'm sorry I tried to clean myself up and quit pornPorn ALWAYS wins porn is my god I want penis to feel good please please
a whole WEDDING CAKE worth of cellulitc twerk meat