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pizza time pizza time no taco bell just pizza
had something else planned now its just pizza

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>>72504167
excited for you as always!!! happy for you as always!!!

hello my lovely friends
i want to go to the store and get a ramune. but i won't. but maybe i will. but it's too expensive. so maybe i'll get a piece of chocolate instead. and some chips. or i'll not do that. or maybe i'll do something else.

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>>72504238
no matter what you do please have a good time doing it

>>72504238
i dont buy chocolate anymore because so much of it is produced by slaves

>>72504293
that's why my chocolate of choice is tony's chocolonely which is delicious and not produced by slaves

>>72504287
thank you, i hope i will

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>>72504310

>>72504293
those slaves need work too what do you want them to be starved to death? monster

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>fuck dude, youre gonna make my hand pregnant
and other things said while hanging out with your possmate

>>72504173
ty very much ily he looks like hes going to take care of that egg and NOT eat it (unlike mart)

>>72504400
this is basically the neoliberal argument against stricter immigration btw and they consider it the “good one” because they only use it when someone is getting analytical or pissing them off. never against easy targets like open racists or widely hated politicians with tons of skeletons in their closet.

>>72504526
where do i find a possmate who uses his toys on me and makes fun of me for liking furries but also says im a good boy for cumming so much and that i got them pregnant for sure

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>>72504534
yw poss ilu2 and i hope whatever pizza you get is done really well like they dont leave off anything and they stack it high with toppings and dont under or overdo the sauce and cheese. fops will take GOOD care of the egg making sure it hatches into a big beautiful chicken which will make a juicer and more filling meal later (the animal kingdom is kind of fucked up)

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>>72504287
i want to late night shop for horrible things i shouldn't put in my body really really badly
(with a freind????)

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>>72504649
it wasnt well done but it was done well its tastey itis papa johns pepperoni mushroom green pepper with extra 3 cheese and garlic parm crust
i even got ranch sauce instead of garlic sauce without an upcharge because they ran out of garlic sauce!
um
uhmm'
i have just now looked at my order and i got tomatoes instead of peppers
...i really like peppers
its still okay
...i wanted it well done too but experimented not getting it well done and now it doesnt feel right
its okay its okay this pizza tastes delicious and i have some alcohol and my fancy chips its a 7/10 for sure
i freaking love these boyfriends so much!!!!!!

often on second life i get messages from people who think theyre alpha badasses but their entire profile is just filled with the most childish pictures and youtube videos and their spelling is ALWAYS absolutely atrocious, and i genuinely cant tell if the last part is a bit theyre playing or if these people are actually just complete fucking retards or esl or what.

>>72504526
erm why does he have that picture framed

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>>72504903
>>72504526

>>72504866
hey man could you not say retarded

>>72504747
they touched feets after this and kissed

>>72504939
no its my culture you have to respect it

>>72504866
what

>>72504966
is your culture also rubbing under my chin?

going on a date with a boy tomorrow what plushie should i get for him

>>72505017
a possum

>>72504721
catch me getting right back in line for that booth until the convention closes…
umm sorry wait there was writing there too YES late night shopping for horrible stuff to put in your body (or stuff that isnt as horrible but costs more or really any fun stuff you shouldnt be buying for some reason) is one of lifes secret joys and should be engaged in once in a while! bringing a friend too would only make it more fun and someday i would love to do that too… when i have enough money that we can buy anything we want…
>>72504747
ok topping review lets go
delicious delicious delicious delicious (my favorite when i was a kid actually) delicious+ (my favorite now because no place near me does three cheese anymore) and never tried it but would try it replacing never tried it but would try it
final pizza rank 10/10 it sounds perfect
…
no
WTF tomatoes on a non margarita pizza,,,????? how the fuck did they forget one of the best most underrated toppings ever and put tomatoes on a three cheese garlic parm pizza with meat WTF????? FUCK!!!!! pour one out for me poss because i am pissed on your behalf (pour one out but over a glass so you arent wasting alcohol because that would only make me feel worse)
reviewbrah is right about the state of fast food
i fucking love the two pubbies too i love them i love them they are the only light in this dark situation. that and the fact that both of us are eating fancy chips right now.

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almost forgot that it's my birthday today.
im 29 now.

>>72505017
a big one
boys love big plushes theyre good for hugging
also you should maybe take and post a picture of it so i can imagine i have him (the plush is a he btw)
>>72505169
omg my taste is possyapproved !!
i think i misclicked because i was too excited and my thoughts were too bubbly and fizzy they didnt mess up i promise!

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>>72505204
its your birthday
your happy happy birthday
its your happy birthday
today

>>72505204
happy b day

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>>72505204
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSS!!!!!!!! *sends kass to hug you like this*
>>72505225
im not just being nice either those are all my favorite toppings! my other favorites are sausage (especially if spicy) grilled chicken (if its not too dry) fresh jalapeños and hot honey drizzle. i also like bbq chicken pizza where they replace the sauce with bbq sauce and any time the crust has a special flavor to it or comes with red sauce to dip in.
okay then ill spare them my wrath… for now…

>pandas love to roll themselves in horse shit
slob + scat art, when?

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bathe in poop
it's mother nature

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cruxxcore

>parents aren't home for a few days
what should i do

>>72505317
poss this is important
if your bf your boyf maybe he has a possy spirit then he'd be a pboyf
if your if he if you had one and he had feathers that were soft and ticklish and warm and wings that he loves spreading to wrap around you and you secretly collect some of his sheddings for arts and crafts and you love playing with his talons poking them under your fingernails because it feels nice
if he if he if he if he if he was kissed by you because you wanted to kiss him and you were kissed by him because he wanted to kiss you how would that go down????? like, would his beak be super hard and stuff and would it be awkward like hugging a lucario and getting stabbed except its like kissing birbf and getting punched super hard in the face by his beak
or would it work some other way i mean in my fantasy with any avian we always turn our heads so i can feel his beak on my cheeks while we kiss but human kissing doesnt work that way its not sideways kissing like in the movies and the tv shows its just head on kissing

>>72505401
replace "gay" with "straight"

i watched the wolf man but i wish it was the poss man

>>72505425
enjoy solitude

>>72505429
i think in that beautiful dream scenario that you just pulled from some alternate reality where one lucky boy gets to be the happiest person on earth you would kiss him on the side of his beak and his tongue would go out that way and that wouldnt be normal human kissing no but it would be better because you are kissing the love of your life

>>72505425
cook something elaborate that would make a big mess or lots of noise normally

>>72504167
Pizza Time Pizza is not a cult
If you think Pizza Time Pizza is a cult
Then you are wrong, you're just so wrong
Stop leaving comments saying that it is a cult

>>72505534
I'm referencing an unfiction series not Pizzagate.

>>72505545
oh ok

that reminds me that the pizzagate gunman got shot to death recently and he was related to the hawk tuah girl

I'm still mixed on that situation anyways. I feel like it might not have been nonce shit, but there is something about that place that just rubs me the wrong way.

the pills i took earlier did not sit well with me and i ended up projectile vomiting all over my apartment's hardwood floor and on some of my possessions (backpack). probably a sign to stay sober

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>>72505017
>>72505204
i lied.
it's not my birthday nor am i going on a date with anybody. i concocted those two messages specifically to collect attention for my own evil purposes
i thank you posses for your unwilling participation

>>72505655
nigga youre fucking evil

>>72505655
burn

>>72505655
i can't believe catposs returned

>>72505655
how did doing that make you feel?

idc about the pizza thing, but podesta is definitely a nonce

>>72505425
Woss but let loose and make really loud porn moans.

i want to be happy but i know that is impossible to ever happen so i guess i will just go to sleep

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>get lectured on surface tension
>immediately look up "micro drowning stuck inside a droplet due to surface tension" fetish art on fur affinity because "help ahh im stuck im forced to drink and become fat or else i will drown"
just autism things

>>72506067
surface tension allows these guys to walk on water. it's really cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CU8gYYkwSw

this thread is sponsored by manscspe

>>72504173
isn't she going to die soon I heard she has cancer

>>72504534
dog egg omg like in wobbledogs

manscape navigator....

>>72506067
why are sqrrls

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Trump pulls the USA out of World Health Organization. So they can neglect Americans health like in pandemic? Yees?

Actually invents radical new cures with AI like a boss!!

trump more like pump

>>72506584
trump pump my ass
sniff husky elons musky

https://youtube.com/embed/ClvIrLQaG5U
this animator probably jacked off to final destination films

>>72506667
uh poss that's not an animation...

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feed da berd

>>72506791
i dont think that's how beaks work

>>72506791
i want to unload the biggest cum of my life all over him and down his throat too

>>72506821
yeah uh yeah um falco is pretty cool
secretly a good boy

>if you think that we've offended twink butt kiss and all is mended
Shakespeare was so wise

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seven posses in hand
speed through nights with paws in sand
seven posses in hand

do you think falco is the kind of italian american that's really into being italian or the kind that hates being italian

small chance that later tonight i get the big sad and write a long roleplay fantasy post about it. just warning you if you want to browse later and dont want to see whining.

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>>72507238
i think he gives fox the good mootzarell

>>72507442
that sounds pretty good

>>72507238
i think none of the starfox names translate neatly to earth ethnicity and they would all get really confused at us. krystal in particular would want to know why we named a shitty burger chain after her.
>>72507503
okay thanks. fair warning though its going to be incredibly depressing.

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Y/N... *growls* who hurt you like this???

>>72507592
What are you on about, evil poss?

>>72508068
STUPID!!!!!!!!!! FUCK POSSUM IDIOT!!!!!

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>>72508152
erm

>>72508267
this is what i think having a really good few days at a furcon along with a lengthy petting session from a cute guy would do for me

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>>72508267

There's a possum in the air ducts in my house, I'm leaving one vent open trying to coax him out to with water and raisins.

>>72508424
they like cat food better

>>72508435
Thank you I will add that

>>72508400
he really is very angular isnt he

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>>72508424
are you going to become his friend

>>72508267
>10 inches
What a champ.

>>72508796
eh ive had bigger poopoos

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dinner

did you know that each day for a small period during the day i feel an intense sadness for the state of my life and wish actively that it had never begun

>>72508267
he should just be saying aliens

>>72509088
I smoked a weed earlier but probably only 1/5 of that

>>72509257
me too

i want to smoke a weed with poss and have him gently transition things into kitty or puppy time to try healing my decades of mental dysfunction

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Is Nyazsche /haha/?

glad trans people are suffering tbf, therapeutic lol

>>72509875
fell for it

i want lychee jello

>>72510062
my toothpaste has a lychee flavor

i want peace

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bears are cooler trash animals than possums and raccs
don't @ me

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Went to someone's apartment over the weekend and his girlfriend was just loving on him the whole time. Everyone there was talking about their love life. Haha.

>>72510323
gross no they aren't

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*possum noises*

>>72510342
GIVE BLANKIE POSS A GF OR BF STAR

https://twitter.com/bracketgd/status/1881067516250017961?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg

>>72511177
the hard counter to peeting

https://youtu.be/hh40arCUA9s?si=mTGj5uXD1pJw4PhS

>>72511177
gonna rape you dry

you see son, just when you think there might be some potential in humanity, we land here and all our doubt is gone, in a flash... poof! bye bye

my penit hurt

>>72511345
cringe

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>>72511516
what they/them said! hell yeah!

>>72511653
what are you on about

is this a trick question?

>>72507503
sorry poss i was going to write the really long fantasy sad post and i got part of the way through it (it was about me running into a poss at a furcon who through story necessity sneaks me in and we have a really good time) but it wasnt going to be sad. it was just going to be a total unrealistic fantasy of myself going to a con and i couldnt even write it well because ive never been and dont know what its like. im sorry poss. i need something impossible that doesnt exist and i can never have. im too old for that kind of fun now anyway (the kind where im early 20s and do lots of stupid shit and im awkward but its ok because im young). obvious older men go to cons but if they seem that awkward i dont know. i think it would just come off as weird. i could never go anyway. i dont have that much control over my life. stuff just happens to me and i have to cross my fingers and hope its good stuff. sorry poss. fingers crossed that i die painlessly in my sleep tonight.

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oh i think i get it now. heh
, itskind of funny now
kfown

nidot of funry jkor!
ktktktk! that's God for "hehehe"


putting me in (((now))) is dangerous..

oopse

>>72511762
its a new catposter bit just ignore it

>>72511858
i think you should write it even if you don't know what it would be like, like you just imagine and see where it goes

if china is so great why havent they invented an industrial shredder for american lawyers

>>72511829
that... is me. no, it's not me. i'm not like that. i'm not cute in that way. i'm not cute at all.

>>72512026
i was but i felt like it was going to be boring to read and unless i went really negative it was going to be an unusually rosy interpretation of what a furcon is like. if i went to a real furcon i would be alone too and would probably just go to the dances (and get sad nobody is dancing) spend money i dont have on dealers stuff buy a fuckload of spicy stuff ill have to hide and take pictures with cool suiters. maybe get flipped or pitted or whatever. but it would be boring and the whole time i would have a sadness in me like i should have been doing this earlier. none of that is fun to read.

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>>72512050
Just pile up the papers and burn them at that point

>>72512208
that sounds sort of interesting. could you combine both perspectives perhaps, overly positive and negative together?

>>72512263
but they would both be inaccurate and not interesting to read! when poss wrote the disneyland visit story he actually went there a few times. it was so detailed that even if i didnt care about creative writing i could use that story to help plan a vacation. i dont have the experience! i appreciate the support poss but the most important part would be making it fun to read or emotionally affective and i cant do that without ever having gone.

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only the smallest bit unspeakable sad today

I'm boreder than bored now, the boredest of them all.

its so corny when straight people make fun of straight people

>>72512522
hey that post kicked ass undelete it

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>>72512534
want to be bored and sad together

straight men who kiss straight men and grab their bulges after making fun of their heterosexuality

my digestive system is so fucked today
i have been sitting on the toilet for more than five hours

>>72512403
i dont see why you would have to have gone... your emotional experience is what makes it real, you are always having a real emotional experience... whatever you come up with, accurate or detailed or not, i just think it probably would be interesting, maybe especially from someone who hasn't gone to such a thing. an honest look, what a lonely poss imagines, what you wish. don't write it if you don't want to, but im certain your feelings and imaginings are worthwhile...

>>72512692
thank you poss. thank you for caring even a little. i wrote this while thinking about the whole thing and it kind of encapsulates how im feeling right now. and later i might actually do a kind of “what i wish would happen” thing for going to a furry con…
doing a weed with poss and hes complaining about never going to a furcon and being too old and stuff and you jokingly say yeah poss… youre screwed. they all kind of suck anyway and nobody wears deodorant and none of the parties are fun and the sex stuff is overstated and you were just having fun but you look at poss (he weeded much harder than you) and he looks like someone just executed his family in front of him. and youre in public (you meeting was insane happenstance) but he looks so unbelievably sad that you cant help it and tell him to put his head in your lap which he does and you give him your best attempt at a head massage and promise that some of that stuff can be fun otherwise they wouldnt keep holding them. he says something about wanting you to shoot him in the head because wow you hit a deeper nerve than you thought and all you say in response is hey want to get some donuts after this? which works because poss loves donuts and he agrees but only after you pet him a little longer and thats when you see that hes crying. and you realize you dont know how old he is exactly. he could be mid 20s or early 30s. you only met because you were wearing a custom possum shirt you posted in the thread and he had the courage to come up and talk. how mentally ill is this guy? how bad have things been for him? you redouble the petting hoping itll help somehow but both of you are getting higher by the second and you have absolutely no idea what to do about any of this. which you say out loud by accident and poss starts laughing and agrees and gets up no longer crying and says hey lets get donuts im hungry. but somehow looking at him you realize he doesnt feel any better. you are absolutely sure of it.

iiiiii cant do anything

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>>72512722
no… take poss to the furcon please…

>>72512722
that's how it goes in my head, like someone says something so nonchalant but it hits me way more painfully, maybe especially because to them it's not a big deal. and i wonder if they know or care how devastating it is, but i dont really want them to know too. even with some donuts and some distraction... theres still that heavy grief inside. thanks poss for your writing

sick and dont know how to make food so im going to eat ramen

>>72512844
yumy. egg?

>>72512784
good odds that i die without going
>>72512836
youre welcome poss and thank you for your writing too. you described exactly how i feel in those situations. even if someone is joking it would still be true. they might not know how true it is. even donuts and coffee wouldnt be enough to help with a wound that deep.
>>72512844
stop getting sick. possums suffer enough as it is no sickness allowed. if i was there i would cook for you but i cant cook so it would be takeout or premade food with a side of otc pain meds.

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gross.. my stomach is churning

>>72512853
i dont really know how to do that

>>72512874
its my second time being sick these 2 months and this time ive been sick for like 9 days im so tired of it...

>>72512889
you need a pbf who makes you chicken soup with fresh bread and has a duffel bag full of cold medications for the symptoms. the germs will be scared into submission and youll be sickness free for months! (seriously though i hope you feel better soon poss. nine days with less than two months between is fucking brutal.)

i've been going to bed at 10 pm every day like a good boy but then i wake up at 4 am
then i woss and go back to sleep and get up at noon

>>72512974
i dont deserve any of that, but its a nice thought
i think ill get better in the next few days my mom had the same thing and got better after 6 so i have to be on track

>>72513039
you deserve all of that and more poss. i hope you do get better fast.

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>hey poss what is your favorite youtube channel
my favo-*realization* uh..

if you cant cook you deserve to be malnourished and constantly in pain

>>72513050
i disagree
thank you

>>72513111
actually true

>>72513111
im sorry that i never became a good husbando

>>72513111
youre so dramatic and for what

am i the only person who pronounces anon as ay-non instead of uh-non
>oh haha i pronounce it poss haha
yeah yeah i get it just engage with the question please

>>72513424
i pronounce it as ah-non

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>>72513111
Lmao my husband cooks for me and sucks my dick
Hey fucked

Sorry but I'm legally not allowed to cook or be anywhere near the kitchen as a registered top.

we have to abolish top/bottom stereotypes

top and bottoms do not exist in my world of frottage and handjobs

i don't know what makes something fun amd engaging anymore, how do i even entertain myself? my head hurts

topa are the ones that cook
bottoms are stupid and cant take care of themselves

>>72513759
Well if that's the case, I hope he likes a diet of whey protein in water because that's about all my ass can do.
Maybe a peanut butter and banana bagel if I'm feeling a little like pretending to be a chef for a day.

>>72513424
a non what? haha just some early morning top humor for ya

>>72513507
cooking is a top thing, you're just trying to apply heteronormative stereotypes because you're prison gay

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still want to visit that furcon, poss?

sighhhhhs

turned off my space heater and it blewd up the lightbulb in my lamp i fucking love faulty electrical work this kicks ass !!

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>>72513892
>just a little top humor for you haha

>>72513877
Yeah okay buddy boy, here's your meal:
*unfurls wosser*

>>72513809
thats bottom humor

>>72513943
see youre just trying too hard im actually embarrassed for you

>>72513944
a real bottom of the barrel pun huh haha i got a million of these

>>72513963
Wow alright if you're gonna be a brat about it no boy milk for you.
*furls wosser back up*

>>72513997
see and now youre doubling down which is even more embarrassing
if you were actually gay and not fake gay you would be able to tell im not a bottom

shaking your dick out like a rolled up sleeping bag

>>72514016
>No punctuation or capitalization
>Negging
>Not flexing your massive ego every other sentence
You are a fibber is what you are...

micah fwuallah soofa!

>>72514049
stop replying to catposter
he's trying out new bits today

>>72514016
u not bottom u undesirable

>>72514068
Oh is it catposter? I thought it was just someone having fun.
Okay I'll go look for cooking classes now instead.

>>72514049
>>No punctuation or capitalization
youre still trying too hard
>>Negging
just regular insulting actually
>>Not flexing your massive ego every other sentence
because i have nothing to prove

>>72514068
no im shrimp

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>>72514122
oh wait is catposter a mean poss? sorry for replying to him i didnt know that

I wish I could suck a cock right now

i cant believe Destiny is being sued by multiple women and Vaush is still living his best life buying zoophilia from feds without a proxy

sleepy time coming around soon again. top five dreams im hoping for are:
cuddling with poss
kissing poss
being loved by poss
furcon with poss (idealized)
furcon with poss (but we are furries so its just a cosplay and art event)

>>72514330
>sucks cock
>gets sued by women
Nani?

>>72514433
um goodnight (9am)

>>72514433
goodnight poss i just woke up from dreaming about cuddling and kissing and carrying poss so those dreams can happen

i got a snow day possies, ive never had one of those before, 2025 may be the year things are finally good

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Yeah we're gay, keep scrolling.

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>>72514483
thank you *sleeps with my head on the pillow like this except my eyes are closed… it looks really weird and doesnt address the time thing at all*
>>72514531
i hope my instance starts where yours left off so i go straight into your dream or a similar one that would be perfect!!!

>>72514629
um pets you pets you a lot (pls fix your sleep))

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>>72514643
*sleeps better from the petting and has nicer dreams and feels really happy and loved like this especially happy poss here* (someday i will its fixed around half the time anyway and at least im not staying awake for 30 hours this go round like yesterday!!!)

>>72514668
OH MY GOD THE BIBA

wish i had a ghost bf

>>72514778
Can a ghost bf be buff?

>>72514821
i was looking at a low quality doujin where the ghost had dick cheese

ghosts should not have dick cheese in my opinion
some kind of ghostly ectoplasm might be acceptable

>>72514762
poss is happy because the biba is so cute. its not every day you find a biba like that.

>>72514894
i am like that

>>72514916
you are a maximally cute biba?

its weird how sometimes i come here caring a lot about something obscure and find total solidarity but other times i show up totally crazy about something and nobody cares at all

>>72514920
yeah

>>72514933
whoa . . .

cool . . .

>>72514964
is that all you have got to say

*places strange glowing egg in the thread*
hey can you guys watch over my mysterious egg for a bit while i run some errands

>>72514972
i mean um i hope you grow up to be a big strong fluffy poss with dexterous hands for climbing things and eating foods by lifting them up to your mouth?

hey guys im making omelettes
what you want in it

>>72514992
*shoves strange glowing eggs up his butt*
uhhhh yeah sure

>>72515038
Um u um um e e eg egg..

>>72515038
umm ok do you have access to a grocery store and what is my budget

>>72515026
die

>>72515123
yes um no caviar no durian

how does cum taste

>>72515224
ok umm sausage bell peppers mushrooms cheese capers and some jalapenos please!!!

>>72515227
only one way to find out!

>>72515238
omg what kind of cheese i could add anything?! fresh or pickled jalapenos?!??!
i know you put capers in there just to see if i was paying attention!!

>>72515038
ummmmm
chopped up turkey bacon
americ an cheese

>>72515370
umm that mixed cheese with the yellow and white cheddar you put in midwestern american tacos and if you can find pickled jalapenos your grocery store is way cooler than mine! and i wasnt testing you!!! capers make an omelette look pretty and taste better! this would be a dream omelette poss! a dream come true!

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anyposs got the sauce on this

>>72513759
somepossys mad they got turned down

>>72515414
um i have pig bacon...
>>72515448
ok i will try 1 caper next time!!!

>>72515538
AI

i grateful cheddar for my tacos, no bagged cheese in this house

>>72515245
but im ugly and undesirable

>>72515580
let 'em know king

made me some spambled eggs

whenver i buy a brick of cheese to grate i get too lazy to make stuff with it so i just end up eating lots of frozen food and then the cheese gets moldy

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>>72513759
but i'm a bottom and i love cooking

>>72515551
NO NO NO NO POSS I MEANT CHIVES NOT CAPERS I MEANR CHIVES DO NOT PUT CAPERS IN AN OMELETTE THOSE ARE NASTY AS SHIT POSS!!!!!!! POSS I MEANT CHIVES !!!!! POSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>72515691
*Eats everything you just cooked for yourself*
Thanks for the meal poss. Can't wait to see what you cook me for dinner.

>>72515691
this is now what I'm calling scrambled eggs and spam
forevermore
you've changed my life poss

>>72515731
but capers go great in bagel sandos...

>>72515924
ive never had them in a bagel sandwich or ever except in pasta once which didnt work! they could be really good im sorry i was scared i gave you bad omelette information!!! i was thinking of chives like on a baked potato im sorry i dont onow anything…

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>>72510323
Actually Deers are the best

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If he don't own a pair of peeting socks, honey throw his ass to the curb.

>>72515704
that's the dream
domestic bliss between equal partners
sharing responsibility
and tasty food

i really have to poop but i dont want to

>>72516190
That's how you get constipation and fecal impaction.

>>72516239
i just found out about that a week ago

good morning pobbums how are you today

>>72516405
Gm. I passed out yesterday and woke up at like 1 am then got crossfaded until I could sleep then woke up again

>>72516405
i'm very well, thank you for asking. how are you?

>>72516190
why wouldnt you pooping is like my favorite time of the day and you feel so good after a nice poop

>>72516405
Cozy. We got surprise snow so I'm bundled up under blankets working from home.
Hope you're well poss.

>wyd after smoking this
Sleeping 11 hours straight and waking up like I was just reborn from the ashes of a downed phoenix
I’m wide awake and ready to fucking end the universe, let’s go poss

>>72516511
maybe he has unhealthy poops that hurt his butt and make it bleed. like they're really big and hard so it just rips him instead of squishing the poop through the hole when it gets too much

>>72516548
me too poss we got the whole day off and like 6+ inches ive never seen so much in my life

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>>72516405
doing good i slept amazingly and shaved and ate leftover pizza for breakfast but im still hungry i cant wait to go home after work and finish it and then have my day off

>>72516442
that doesn't sound half bad lots of rest lots of sleep
>>72516466
im doing alright, it's very cold and windy outside so hopefully today will be a warm inside day, just thinking about what to have for breakfast today...
>>72516548
snow days spent inside under blankets are a gift from above enjoy it
and thank you poss i am quite well

pbf who strategically uses weed to get me to stop thinking of awful shit and relax or go sleep already (my posting this is a sign that things are getting bad for me)

on da bench press again

i think my kobolds are in this tweet https://twitter.com/bardtoys/status/1882094980300485018?s=46&t=nKD0AbMyqJhWS21Vzs_jvg
theres only one male which has to be mine and one of the females is mine too i wonder which one im getting? i did surprise me on both!!!

>>72515731
how dah FRICK did you mess those up even after i called you out on it
this bottle costs 5.99!!!! im taking that out of your paycheck

>>72517070
I DONT KNOW ANYTHING IM SORRY SEE>>72515966 PLEASE DONT HAYE ME IM SORRY I FUCKED UP!!!

>>72517088
im putting capers in all your meals until this jar is empty
and putting chives on all MY meals

>>72517070
>he actually went and bought capers
haha all according to keikaku

>>72517128
did you actually buy capers because i thought they were chives. did you go to the store and do that. because that would genuinely cause me psychic damage and i might no joke for real cry.

all this caper talk has me craving a good bagel sandwich
nice fresh made bagel with cream cheese, thinly sliced lox...
raw red onions, a few capers....
maybe its time to brave the weather to get a nice bagel

>>72517044
its sad that bad dragon already has four dragon themed toys because the only non-succubus creature in d&d that canonically fucks like a nymphomaniac is… a dragon. and i would really like to have an evil chromatic dragon bf who keeps me around because i hit his cum button dead on somehow.

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>>72517213
oh man i even checked the menu and they have a lox sando......

you joke but if i fucked up like that telling my bf the wrong ingredient i would take it as proof he deserves better and quickly break up with him

i wonder if star fox amputee porn is a thing

>>72517282
imagine that from your pbf's perspective

>>72517302
my being that mentally ill is why i dont date

>>72517213
>>72517261
take the poss being punished with capers in all his food and the poss who he fucked over and failed with his careless egotism and see if you can show them the beauty of capers… and can i venmo you $15 for a slice of babka and a coffee…

be careful before you post. everyone here considers everyone else a trusted friend. so in a way if you let them down its both careless and a betrayal. we play with live ammo here… metaphorically…

>>72517182
no...the omelette thing was a bit because poss said he wanted someone to watch his egg...

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>>72517261
will i like this if i don't like seafood
i know what you're thinking, its a dumb question
, yes

>>72517451
thank you… now i can rest… *lays down for nap with the darkness having been lifted.*

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>>72517550
*revenges u*

fire near my house
hope they take care of that

>>72517543
no actually not a dumb question
i dunno because it depends on what kinda seafood you dont like, do you eat any fish? and smoked lox isn't like traditional fish, although it is still a bit slimy because its cured in salt but otherwise not cooked, so its very salty, very soft, and sliced very very thin like lunchmeat to get put on sandwiches
all this talk, maybe i will actually leave the house for a bagel i was only half joking before but now i'm slowly convincing myself

>>72517666
i like um
tuner fiss sandm.,,
and i will eat a lil baby shrimp if it's in a fried rice
but sushi scares me

>>72517728
if you are ok with shrimp mixed in with fried rice you should go the next step up to something not so crazy
like a shrimp pasta or something, where it's cooked as part of the whole thing and not just on its own
shrimp scampi with linguini or some other pasta would be a great thing to try some time! and remember, it's good to try something you've never tried before, at least once, you don't have to like it but you can at least say you tried it!

>>72517860
okay thank you i will try things but right now i dont think i can ever afford a can of tuner so maybe next year....!!!!??
one time i ordered seafood risotto and i dont know why i was feeling adventurous!!
there was sand in it though so i just nibbled

the fire is getting bigger but it’s going the other way so that’s nice