/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #3531>"Vertically Challenged" edition--Stories--By STRONG>Holiday Lovehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/62394745By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>No Matter What Happens (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62262133By PapaDelta>Holiday Trappings and Giddy Unwrappings (CYOA)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62343241By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By WageCage>Sanguine Dusk (Ch. 55)https://archiveofourown.org/works/57996565By anonymous>Knight On Her Steel Horsehttps://rentry.co/3b8ztchnBy Toga>Nest Egg (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/40238058By ThisIsARealAccount>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 10)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998By retrograde98xp>Sleepless Dreams (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/53033209By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341By Anonymous>White Winter Hymnalhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/62091148By ColonVee>A Life of Roachmance and Adventurehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/62098438>Service (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/53602279By Cosmonaut>Hot Nights with Zemirah (Ch. 2) [Complete]https://archiveofourown.org/works/61216321By Veranon>The Antagonisthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/61979014[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/LLcAYIoPLm | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72493516Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
queen
Rat Music
>>72507275Those tired eyes will get 3 extra lines when the first litter arrives.
Would you read her favorite book?
How is your waifur handling the snow?
>>72505825Alright, quick little doodle because it was kinda funny. A word of warning to my fellow birdbros: Be ready for ugly baby pictures (unless you're dating a fowl waifeather).
>>72507226>get whole ass painting>doesnt use it for OP
>its that time of the month when anthro girls are in heat and they're fighting over who gets dicked
Who's the goblin on the far right?
>>72507545I think just an OC
>>72507535niggas be ungrateful
>>72507365This is my waifur in her extra cold weather outfit
>>72507538The season of big mean waifurs
>>72507365RIP cold-blooded ladies
>being stuck in a coma with Sybil
>>72507556That'd be weird since the rest are from multi million dollar IPs, but I can't find anything specific about her at all so I found a very similar character on e6 I'll use a color ref unless someone corrects me.
>>72507935>>72507545Imp OC from atlyss
>>72507935I think it's the artist's OC. And it's not that weird when you consider they're all shortstacks.
>>72508047I'm not sure because of the tail, but I figured it might be this: https://e621.net/posts/5261298?q=foretbwat She looks very similar. >>72508098I meant weird as in the odd one out.
>>72507586Naked wrestling not a fetish, its a curse because I don't have money to commission more art
>>72507929blacksad ass face
>>72508282>Dude, I wonder who the Masked Snake really is?
>>72508282Pay-per-view YEEN Wrestling
>>72507226I swear to God this has been the OP three times now
threadly reminder that lynxes are the master race
return to tradition
>>72508617They've strayed too far from their duties.
>>72508660The feline race must return to tradition
>>72507397Sensible chuckle
>>72508619>inb4 SDS delays MSC, KFS, and MM to create an open source linux/windows 7 only drawing program that is custom tailored for drawing fuzzy ladies and human men
>>72508774just fork kolourpaint
>>72508804Go fork yourself.
>>72508660those aren't lynxes
>>72508328>>72508348>hardly any of the stuff is actual wrestling its just the fucking /pw/ slop for trailer trashI miss ultimate surrender so much
>>72507035>Now start writing.You're the boss>Anon took a steadying breath as he renewed his grip on the familiar doorknob>He turned it and pushed open the door, his brow furrowing at the sight he'd seen so many times before>Almost immediately, his nose was assaulted by the smell of incense with a hircine undertone>Burning candles of black wax cast a dim glow, barely enough to illuminate the blood-red sigils traced onto the various walls and assortment of skulls decorating the dark room>Upon an onyx throne at the room's center, a tall, black goat woman sat regally>A woman Anon had encountered time and time again>Jezabel>Roughly three heads taller than Anon, Jezabel's voluptuous bodice was draped in a sheer cloth of purple silk>Were it not for the darkness of the room, Anon was certain that there would be nothing left to the imagination>Jezabel's ruby-red lips curled back into a lascivious grin when she realized who had just disturbed her, her rectangular pupils dilating at the sight of him>"My my, is it that time of the month already? I could have sworn you bothered me no more than a week ago.">Jezabel's voice fell from her tongue husky and dense, like a golden honey pouring over the most savory of meats>Anon did not answer, instead sitting down and crossing his legs, deftly unlatching the flap of his messenger bag>Jezabel glowers at the man as, with practiced motions, Anon sets up a bone-white candle before himself, lighting it with a match>Anon then pulls out a prayer rope, gripping it tightly between his left hand's thumb and the inner knuckle of his index finger>With his right hand, he produces a worn leather bible from the bag and sets it atop his crossed legs>Jezabel lets a sigh escape her, resting her head on a hand>"Going to read me a fairytale? Don't tell me you ran out of holy water, padre."
>>72508910>Anon looks Jezabel in the eye for the first time since his arrival"We're trying something new today.">Opening his scripture to a bookmarked page, Anon clears his throat"In the beginning God made heaven and earth."Might write more later, idk
Combined these into a little strip.
>>72509127What would happen if you told her to sic balls.
>>72507275Smug rat oozing cockiness because she and her Planeswalker husband plan to summon a Warhammer 40k Knight Paladin and kill everyone at the table just by flickering it a couple times.
>>72509182How do you fit so much smugness in one little rat body?
>>72509169
Got another older Tired Dog translation doneEnjoy two (weirdo) waifurs for the price of onehttps://files.catbox.moe/f5ik1s.webm
>>72508619Now draw a waifur with an etch a sketch.
>>72507397Thank you for blessing the thread
>>72509271By giving her overcosted vehicles to excavate for free on turn 3 to immediately swipe half your opponents life in one go - giving them a one turn timer to find a solution for 2 4/4 Flying Angel's that spawned from the Parhelion II (destroying the vehicle doesn't work).Nice color btw, this makes me hype, I love it
>>72507275Rat homicide
>>72509271Her smugness needs to be ever so slightly adjusted to more accurately costanza
Oh uh she found you
>>72509355I wish to wear the denim jacket
>You said WHAT?
>>72509127Is she supposed to be a pup, or a shortstack, since beagles are small?
>>72509930I SAID I WANNA RUB YOUR EARS
>>72510050>pupShe's a ball girl for tennis
>>72510050Just chibi there
>>72510121Holy Based!
>>72510220Should've figured.Are you working on a non-chibi version of her yet? Curious how she'll turn out.
>>72510275Yes, I absolutely am.
>>72508348Imagine the smell, the kinds of anthros and humans who show up to that sort of thing and also how scripted and over-the-top the whole event is.
Nala if she real https://e621.net/posts/3603090?
>>72510473nala is one one of the few ferals i can tolerate
What’s your take on anthros with hair? Faux-hawk faux pas or purrfect panache?
>>72509355Thanks translateanon.
having a weird light panic attack right now, post cute things
>>72510505I like the bald look OR the hair is an extension of the fur if the breed/species has long fur
>>72510536
Name tags for the truly distinguished. I'll go first.>featureless breastsThe covering of nipples by fur or just nonprominent nipples under the fur take away a level of sexualization and becons you to study the beauty of the anthro in her nude like a statue. Art. Bonus points if there's slight fluff poking up like an ahoge to indicate where the nipples are even though they're unseen.
>>72504197Muh Ratperations!
>>72510579Rat does it again
>>72510579First the does, now the ratas
>>72510549The small one is the mother
>>72510798>fleshlight_postion
>>72510505Don't like bald waifurs.
this drawing is alright, the hands were kinda raping me. https://soundcloud.com/methoxide/trespassed-xearosbox-reallyfuckinghardtekk-bootleg>>72507397the chicken baby looks so goofy I love it>>72508619I've done been in mspaint, or is that shit too modern?>>72510579In your honest opinion are lizard or rats the most jews of the anthro worlds?
>>72510557for me, it's pubic_tuft. unfortunately aliased to pubes on e621.
>>72510873Why do they look like theyre from jojos bizarre adventure?
>>72510873erm what the glip glop is this picture?
>>72510976new here?
>>72508328>That one fan of hers holding up a sign that reads "MASKED SNAKE PLEASE CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ME!"
>>72510557Semi-feral. I just like it when they have small shoulders, flat chest, and thick digitigrade legs
>>72511121The fuck is 40cm mouse?
>Men asking their waifurs how often she thinks about the Roman empire
>>72511175Women don't think about Rome.
>>72511175>Most waifurs: "Not at all, really.">Wolf and Lionesses: "Every single day"
>>72511195women dont think
>Oi, early bird, it's Sunday, let's just cuddle a bit
>>72511169about 15-16 inches
>>72511205>She-wolf and Lioness arguing about whether Christianity ruined the Roman Empire or not.
>>72511218Indeed, have you ever seen mice this big?
>>72511205>Scorpions: "Those Roman Emperors probably had it coming."
>>72511214>Cuddling on a Sunday morningAbsolutely sinful
>>72511175>waifurs who don't give a 55 minute standing ovation in their living room when marathoning the extended edition of lord of the rings
>>72511121
>gf get's turned into huge gator bitchhttps://files.catbox.moe/y2e9yk.png
Gardevoir/Saltyxodium niggers this is your mindset
>>72511802You really like landwhales.
>>72511833What?
>>72511911People who like Gardevoir are cucks and Saltyxodium is a cuck
Have this repost of the thing i did to cleanse the femboy crap above.
>>72511923idk man you are weird as fuck
>>72511348Like I care about jewish fantasy stories.
>>72511969Soft...
Dirty rat <3
>>72511620
>>72512124total mouse impregnation
>>72512124Are there any other comics about the mouse?
>>72512124
>>72512314Missed opportunity for multi-nipple.
>>72512434no
>>72507275This is what I imagine she's playing, as she asks me to sit, and stay a while.https://youtu.be/Q2evIg-aYw8?si=0pEzpSnuptQFh5Lv
>>72511833wtf is wrong with these people
Waifur who severely mangles her therapist and leaves them scarred for life
>>72512314Where's the SAUCEI need MOREWhat thread?
>>72512314She better hope she has no internal organs and infinitely stretchy body cuz hoo boy if she doesn't she's gonna make Mr. Hands look like a joke
>>72512314Moar!!
>>72511975You don't have to passive aggressively defend cuckoldry
>>72512314
>>72512640Mangles *and* rapes and we got a deal
>>72512876We are witnessing live(I think) kino unfold.
>>72512887>live(I think)I don't think it'll live for long, if you catch my drift.
martina says hi
>>72513103Cheers, big ears.
She actually enjoyed this. She's sobbing in tears of joy.
>>72512876Hnghh... realistic extreme size difference sex, my beloved...
>>72513254Cheeky cat
>>72512876
All rabbits are common whores. They're so easy that a kid could seduce the staunchest career bun with some playing cards and his lunch money.
>>72512540They’re gay.
I wish we could liberate fluffy women from the furry fandom. Let them have the men and trannies, we can have the women.
>>72511923You do realise that only saltyxodium is a giant faggot and not everyone who likes gardevoirs are cucks. But hey make up enemies as you not like it's stupid
>>72513437>super stretchydamn, was hoping for a body-jobneed a mouse girl to poledance on my dick
>>72513804Furry is fucked up and always has been. For all of how much we go on about "fluffy women" what we really like is normal women with a different aesthetic.
>>72513870/hmofa/ is furry, but it's such a specific subset of it it might as well have nothing in common with the broader fandom.
>>72513896still a bunch of faggots
>>72513896Pretty much. It's also much more heteronormative and "conservative" than the rest of the fandom.
How big is too big?I'd prefer waifurs to max out at 7-8'Anything taller than that just won't be practical for a human dominated society. She'd spend all day hunched over dealing with low ceilings and chairs that are too short for her.
>>72513437the rest of it can be found on twitter or pixiv Saeko’s Art
>>72513867Agree. Not that >>72513437 isn't high quality, but I think there's some novelty imagining a realistic relationship and sex life when dating and anthro girl so tiny.
>>72513941At first I thought the big waifur was pregnant
I am so hungry I could eat out a horse.
>>72514201What an honestly great design. So simple yet recognisable. She's so good I'm sure Viz absolutely hates it.
>>72514247who cares just goon to the pictures
>>72513941I generally imagine a Zootopia-esque world, where accommodations are made for creatures of all sizes. That being said I'm usually not interested in going over 9 feet, except when the species is known for being exceptionally large. I'm always taken aback when I see someone who starts to creep towards 7 foot, so its hard to imagine when an 8 or 9 foot tall waifur would be like. Same for small waifurs. Not less than 3 feet unless the whole gimmick is being a tiny mouse or hummingbird or something.
>>72514247I thought she was hot when she was first revealed but she gets drawn/posted so many fucking times that I'm tired of her. She is the Toyota Camry of waifurs.
>>72514282I need to stick my face into that rainforest.
>>72514293this artist draws nice fluff(@hwtmkmy on xitter)
>>72514282who is the Toyota Hilux of waifurs?
>>72514361>decent truck overhyped by thirdies with no other optionsany sergal
I'm bored, when do the aliens show up?
>>72513942What username?
>>72514409Never. Try summoning a demon.
>>72514418NTAYou'll find them looking up saeko_art on e621, twitter, pixiv. They should be taking commissions too.
>>72514430>implying there's a difference between the two
waifur rushing to dollar general because she ran out of velveeta while making cheeseburger casserole and her human husband gets back from his 12 hour shift at the mill soon (brayden is back home watching the rest of the pups)
>>72514430I think looking for one in a forest would be easier and more interesting.
>>72514467I hate fatties.
>>72514467Imagine the smell
>>72514409She likes human fashion
>>72511852Lowtest
I like my girls extra fluffy
>>72514522She's cute. What planet is she from?
>>72514361>third world war chariot world famous for its unstoppable get-up-and-go.>Even starting right up after being completely submerged in water for an extended period of time.>Perfect troop transport regarding the terrain and nature of warfare at the time - being too light to trigger mines and ride right over traps set for the enemy.Depends how you apply those traits. If it's about their desire and attraction as a mate, then probably dragons. Dragons can be fierce, unyielding and possessive of their treasure/hoard (you). Otherwise I'd maybe consider some kind of badger given their unparalleled ability to tank shotgun shells from farmers who miscalculate and their viciousness of a Left for Dead 2 Witch. Maybe I'm off but not much else is coming to mind right now.>>72514450The dream>>72513437Incredible, loving this. Officially ruined for anything but humans
>>72514612Big nips...
>>72511121>>72511169Lily sexo !!
I am not a fan of waifurs this small.
sk8r gurl sucking human dick under the half pipe for weed
>>72514907>literally around 3inches/~11cm bigger than my footI'd be afraid walking around with her.
>>72514688>artists thinly veiled paizuri fetish
>>72514688>>72514975>thinly-veiledThere's not even a veil, anon.
>>72514945My kinda girl.
>>72514945imagine her bare paws on your face and on your cock
>>72514969be a proper bf, anon, let her sit on your shoulder
>>72515110Or on your penis.
>>72515149If the ring is too big for her it would be better worn on the arm like a band. Looks a bit dumb on the tail.
I am not a fan of waifurs this big.40cm mouse, seriously?!
>>72515222At that size she could fist your urethra
>>72515235I know some dudes that would leave their partners for that
Curse this VN for being transformation, but it does have some nice art. I'll just pretend the context isn't there.
>>72515312Transformation without gender change is okay
>>72515312HMOFA VNs always leave me disappointed, like how the mal0 VN has her trying to hook you up with a h*man w*man.
>>72515413that's not a female anthro
>>72515312Bless this VN for being about transformation, it does have some nice art.
>>72515440Sure, but this is
>>72513941You're so hungry, you're putting an 8 foot tall woman in high heels.
>>72515570TITTIES AND BEEEEEEERhttps://files.catbox.moe/1mcocr.mp4
>>72515440I do kind of wonder what would happen if instead of just shitposting someone earnestly tried to write a story or draw a trans waifur for the thread. I imagine the backlash would turn the creator to spite-posting anyway, even if it started genuinely.
>>72515222Yes, I'd be willing to accept that
>>72515498>Whatcha starin' at?That joint, you gonna pass it back or what?
>>72515631Why do I have such a love of the greasebunny archetype? And why are rat anthros so greasebunny coded?
>>72515618A trans waifur would never get accepted because /hmofa/ is about natural anthro females, not some hermaphrodite BS or men/women that got brainwashed into mutilating their bodies and then destroying them with drugs that offset natural hormone balance in some delusion that this'll turn them into the other gender. Sorry not sorry, you won't get accepted no matter how much you try to weasel your way in.
>>72515618>you work for a three letter agency>your best work buddy (fluffy) gets outed as ftm due to new federal regs>sex happens and she detransitions For sexy purposes lets just say she's wearing a binder and didn't get her tits chopped off
>>72515666
>>72515689Why do all mice talk like 40s cartoons.
>>72515618I think having a character treated sympathetically in a story would be accepted, but not the "fa" part of "hmofa". Like I'd accept either her or him having a trans friend, but not have the tranny be the romantic lead.
>>72515672This is just glowie snoot game
>>72515733Don't think even a large number do. It may just be the most popular ones.
>>72507226She's still 2 inches taller than me...
>anorexia dog posting ceases>pedoroach posting ceases>chickenposting ceases>fagposting commences>troonposting commencesreally makes you think huh
>>72515811It's all me anonI'm doing this specifically to troll (You)
>>72515785probably, I still think it's cute
>>72515811Forgot to add fey posting
>>72515894I can't believe some faggots would post fairies in this thread... /hmofa/ has fallen.
>>72510884As long as it's not too gratuitous this is very classy. Too bad it's not a standalone tag and is likely heavily polluted by armpit hair fags too.>>72511136This works too. I like it when waifus retain a good portion of anatomy of from their inspired species. Even if they're a little more feral. Works very well. Just look at this otter girl!
>>72515946What if she was a cute fairy?
>>72516024The only cute fairy is a dead fairy.
>>72515962She looks like a weasel. I want her.
>>72516073
>>72515618just don't
>>72516183How about...yes?*DRAMATIC STING*
>>72516266
I like my ottergirls a bit less cartoonish
Love birds
stuffed myself with spaghettinow im downing a beerso hows your day going
>>72516648I'm "working" from home
>>72516679Well at least you're employed.
>>72516648I haven't eaten the entire dayI'm hungry
>>72513103HELLOOOOOOOO
>get back to playing with sloppa>4 min gens as always (pain)>gen my waifur again>sfw image btw>feel all fuzzy and warm when looking at herWhy can't she be real
>>72513833Gardevoir fags are cucks
>>72516648Got a light dusting of snow so work got called off. Now I'm just catching up on thread stories.
>>72516593I would too if they actually looked like that.
What's the shittiest fetish you have? For me it's female hyper muscle
serotonin dispenser
>>72517236Tongue-play, size difference, and sloppy make-out sessions.
>>72516266>>72516316Now THATS what I'm talking about! Wow, that's excellent! Humanoid is great and all, but after awhile it's less appealing since it's literally just making an animal human and forgoing most of what makes that specific animal appealing. Retaining the original characteristics takes vision, skill, attention to detail and a stylistic charm that may appear cartoonish to pull off. But here it's quite excellent.
>>72517236Your data-mining won't work here, glowie.>But actually I'm too embarrassed to say.
>>72517236I like very big and strong girls (NOT hyper) who will protect me, a normal 6' tall man, in public but be a total sub in the bedroom.I have other more degenerate interests that are not for this thread.
>>72517236Coiling.
>>72517236Mom/SonStep-shit doesn't count.
>>72517236disposal
>>72517236>chastity_piercingEvery once in awhile I get in the mood for the fantasy of being a dom who gets to ruthlessly dictate how much control I have over what's mine. I'm naturally possessive but not always so uh, like this. Even when I'm in the mood I only think about it in the way that they're completely removable and not really permanent.
>>72517236>What's the shittiest fetish you haveI don't. All my fetishes are based.
>>72517236cousin on cousin, and I mean first cousin
>>72516648>mcdicks>designed a control panel>drawing Kelly's thunder thighs while it prints
>>72517551>>72517236Only time I can get off to a pic with a furboi's perspective is if he's related to the female anthro in question.
I certainly hope your waifur isn't active on /cgl/
>>72517236Tight hugsNot the type that hurts you, just tight hugs where you can't get freeAlso smooching
>>72510579Nobody going to tell this faggots to go back to /collared/?No? We only hate adhg/ giving us content?Hypocrites.
>>72517236I unironically enjoy /hmofap/ especially if it involves Twilight's mom (which is very rare), I also hate NTR but I'm perfectly fine with the divorced/widowed cope when it come to human x milf anthros.
>>72517236Ryona
>>72517993That's a very mild drawing compared to what actually gets posted in both other generals
>>72517236My weird fetishes are not thread appropriate, so mild/moderate femdom, I guess? Somehow, my hmofa tastes are pretty vanilla.
>>72517236I do not wish to speak about my shitty fetishes as I'd like to improve as a person and reject them in the name of good fetishes, as in, wholesome affectionate ones rather than pure degeneracy. Like massaging and caressing your waifur's feet as a mean of relaxing and appreciating her rather than focusing purely on footjobs and whatnot. Cuddling, hugging, kissing, embracing, hand holding, slow and sensual fucking w/ full body experience instead of animalistic quick fucking and so on.
>>72517236
>>72518155wasn't that guy married or am I remembering wrong
>>72517236Male/female or female/female wrestling and the only thing shitty is how people don't draw enough of it >>72517960Good taste
>>72517341STOAT!
>>72518064Why not footjobs? They're not inherently deviant. As for foot massaging, you have no idea how much it turns me on a gal who enjoys having her feet pampered with, and watching her expression going from a fond smile to biting her lip, moaning from the pleasure, curling and wiggling her toes, shifting her posture while you put pressure on the sensitive spots of her soles.
>>72517236feet
found the pavel wannabe
>>72518616Well, okay, but they have to be sensual, you know. Not an equivalent of jerking yourself off with someone else's feet, it has to have an entire foreplay buildup and whatnot. I just want to reject all of my degenerate "sex to coom" only fetishes and focus on the more affectionate side of things. I keep falling back to my old perverse ways but I really, really want to feel something higher for once.
>>72517236Gender transformation, normal transformation and mind control.
>>72518664Schizo vibes are strong with this one.
Would you into hagmaxxing?
>>72518805No. Fuck off already.
post noods
>>72518805But of course.
>>72518805Yes
Fellas, is it gay if your furbro wears the Super Crown?
>>72519140would with zero hesitation
>>72518805
>>72519140Sex with furbois isn't gay
>>72518719>Schizo vibes are strong with this one.you aren't off the mark>https://x.com/Praise4Braixen/status/1833039476999786620/photo/1
