Emberlynn Fujo EditionPrevious thread: >>72504343OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-S>Other linksCreator's YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>72511385Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
>>72511385Sex with Emberlynn.
Moxxie's Fat Purple Nuts
I COMMAND YOU TO DRAW YOUR FAVE
>>72511421[:0]D=
>>72511437Moth?
All them niggas thinking they're the next Mengele. Shits funny.
i am quickly reaching "need to fall asleep under moth wings" hours
>>72511421
>>72511406Mating pressing Emberlynn and sending the sex tape to Blitzy-kun!
>>72511530Adamception, now draw him with a magazine of Chorli
>>72511421I free handed the best off of memory I could do
>>72511630want him to pick me up like plushtoy...
>>72511545
>muh euro hours are betterIt's fucking dead in here whoever said that shit about euro hours being better can eat a fat plate of shit
>>72511854it's calmer now that burgers drove everyone away yeah
>>72511863Fucking cope
>>72511863Ironic. Because Kingpin is a brit and other anons that ramped up their hatred for writefag always posted in euro hours.
>>72511733Nice
>>72511421Low effort MSpaint this time
>>72512001that's a nice tv!
>>72511854Euro hours used to be better because we used to have japs who posted in euro hours. All the japs have gone. They weren't euros but that's why these hours were popular.
>>72512378and don't forget juevo hour
>>72512399Bolas...
>>72512399>>72512411>Huevos
>>72512425Imp 春袋
>>72512399>no padre H U E V O SCrime against humanity..
Sorry for no posting but i got overtime tonight so i am now going to sleep
Sex with gay sluts.
>>72513326Sex with straight sluts.
eggnant
>>72514221He's fluffy <3
Adam cloaca
>>72514540Coaxing eggs out of Adam's warm, wet hole with your fingers!
>>72514221>>72514540>>72514616How did we go from lute eggs to adam eggs?
Tell me did we find out if vaggie is an elf?
>>72514873Lute deposits the eggs in Adam's pouch and he bears live young later, like seahorses.
How did it get this bad
>>72514884Hmmmm paws
Good morning everyone.>>72514891Not this again...
>>72515524Good morning, Vaggie.
>>72515604Hello there Lute, good morning.
Man I can’t leave this place because it is insane here
>>72515641These pills taste funny.
>>72515755Maybe, but it's really good for you that you take them, Lute!
>>72515813>*spits them out*
>>72515872No Lute NO! You must swallow them!
>>72515911Adam said I shouldn't take them.
>>72515986Adam is GONE Lute, he's not here, you need to move on...
bring me sallie
>>72516069Millie...
Rosie's stinky brapper
>>72516032Then I'm going to make sure all of Hell is gone too.
>>72516069Nah, I'll do you one better and bring you a pregnant Doe. There ain't nothing that Sallie May's BUSSY can do that Doe Poon can't do better.
>>72516189Are you sure you are not just seeing me?
>>72516189Noooooo!
>>72516273Vaggie do you have parents? Or were you nust created?
MorningReminder to slam dunk your meds into ze /trash/
>>72516429Good morning, Tiny. I already gotten rid of them.
>>72516375I...i don't know, i'm not so sure myself...maybe i was something else before all of this, maybe i used to have friends...family...a life before being an angel...it's hard to say, surely i couldn't have always been nothing but mere weapon for Heaven to use, right?
>>72516429Good morning Tin->Reminder to slam dunk your meds into ze /trash/Damn it Tiny NO!
>>72516498Yeet it out the window if you have to>>72516633Lute doesn't need them
>>72516665Bad Tiny Bad! Stop trying to drive lute even more crazy than she already is!
>>72516745But she said she doesn't want them...
>/hhg/ in 2033>Every thread celebrity and baitfag has kids>These kids shitpost hereWhat does the thread look like?
>>72516621Don't worry I can hug you to feel better
>>72516778It doesn't matter if she wants them or not, she NEEDS them...
>>72516828No I don't.>>72516778Exactly.
>>72516827Uhhh...well...i appreciate it Anon, i guess...
>>72516787This is gonna be the world in 2033
>>72516858>No I don-Yes you DO! now open your mouth, Lute.
>>72516877Holy shit it's Detroit
Confess your sins
>>72516787If I were to father a kid this year they’d be eight years old in 2033. They’re not going to be on this website at that age.
>>72516895She WON'T take her meds and she WILL avenge me by slaying Losifer
>>72516955I’m afraid.
This will happen in 2033
>>72516955I'm kinda glad people forgot my crossdressing fetish because I would never hear the end of it
>>72516963Mmm...weird, it felt like something or somebody was trying to talk to me, but anyways, take your meds Lute!
>>72516864I'm just trying to find someone to kinda rp like the last time I did with some lute anon. I guess I'm just a weirdo
>>72516955i accidentally fapped to dorse while drunk.
>>72517109>dorse
>>72516955I'm getting tired of the AGP troons and fags that post hot pics of characters because they want to give other people boners (yes, they admitted to it) in my general.No, not this one, it's about another one that I browse often
Cherri in a nice modest dress lifting it up, slowly revealing her ankles...
>>72517323Pentious…
>>72517323Anon! You can't say something like that!People might get the wrong idea and think that such a fine lady is... Dare I say...A harlot!
>>72517323
>In a based world
observe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86Q-tn5cXwWhich Hazbins?
>>72516955I’m going to be leaving /hhg/ soon, and I’m sad about it, but I know it’s what I need to do.
>>72517640
>>72517640>>72517924>Adam and Lieutenant VaggieHow would the show turn out different?
>>72518057>inb4 now Lute and Charlie are together instead this time
>>72517717The plague doctor.
>>72518158Before you ask, yes the dollar sign is wrong on purpose.He got scammed by someone telling him it's a status of wealth.It's made of painted tinfoil and the "gems" are spray painted shards of glass.
>>72518153How about a timeline where (you) get to fuck charlie, lute and vaggie
>>72518212Adam...
>>72518158>>72518202Kino
Does Leviathan count as one person or two people? Could she theoretically have sex with herself?
>>72518250>>72518261Peryanon’s wives.
>>72518281Ask yourself how does sex with conjoined twins work
>>72518158>Shadow Wizard Money Gang
Adam/Lucifer...don't look...
Funny AU
>>72518226I'm not adam since then I wouldn't be supporting kane
Loona is for being Octavia's hellhound pet
Muscly Barbie...
>>72518456Mow my lawn, latinx
>>72518153I'm actually shocked we don't have AU Lute/Charlie stuff. Maybe instead of an eye though, Lute loses an arm, and has a hellforged replacement? Kinda like Fizz?
>>72518508She's not a barbiegirl anymore
>>72518468>Loona/Stella AU This would be so much funnier than the show
I think the reason many of you hate Stolitz is because of the rampant homophobia, hatred of men who don't act like the average male asshole, and disliking the idea that Stolas and Blitzo have vulnerabilities that aren't easily resolved but I could be wrong. It can't be this healthy being so contrarian
>Accidentally put too much sugar in my coffee but it was the last cup in the pot so I've just gotta deal with it
>>72518624stolas alone gets hated because god forbid we have a sensitive father who has negative coping mechanisms from being a gay man growing up in a repressive environment with an abusive wife.
Good morning hhg~How are you doing today?
>>72518624I don't like Stolitz not because they're gay, but because Stolas is there.And I HATE Stolas.
>>72518624No, their relationship is not conducted in a way that makes sense, it feels like High School drama and its incredibly annoying to watch, they're so overdramatic that its impossible to take them seriously, and Stolas literally already had a wife and child when Blitzo came back along and seduced him into sidelining all of them for a steamy affair with a stinking peasant. Not to mention Blitzo is a destructive cunt who can't get better (until he magically does in the finale episode because the plot says so) and is honestly incapable of emoting beyond anger or sleazy perversion.They both just suck as characters and are not fun to watch. They are frustrating more than anything.
>>72518674Good morning, Coalette.
>>72518579There's actually a very few fanfics in AO3 that explore that specific idea, with Vaggie in the place of Lute and Lute in the place of Vaggie, but without going for the typical swap AU for everything that you see a lot in twitter (you know, those AUs where Charlie takes Adam's place and Adam takes Charlie's place)
>>72518675Andre...
>>72518624Hello there Stolasfag, how are things going on /co/?
>>72518598Yes!
>>72518670Nobody ever wants to acknowledge Stella canonically raped and hits Stolas or about her verbal abuse infront of their daughter>>72518722Oh wow, the show with drama has...drama. No crap there is going to be drama when both Stolas and Blitzo come from broken homes that left both of them traumatized into acting out the way they had. Has no one here ever considered that both of them had assholish fathers with one of their mothers had literally died while the other one is nowhere to be seen? Jesus christ the media literacy here is terrible
>>72518674Good morning Coalette.
>>72518624Duh
i was gonna post stolitz but i... think i'll actually sit this one out. if that's actually the stolasfag from /co/ i'm sitting far away from that fucker as much as possible.
>>72518475I need art of Octavia treating feral Loona like an actual dog
>>72518847Rape and abuse is le good if it's a woman committing it acktually
>>72518475Made to be Via's tubby pubby
>>72519019No that's disgusting
>>72518847Stolas deserved it though.
>>72518487Poor abner… alastor needs to be raped….
>>72518847Hi Moxxiefag, how was vacation?
>>72519114Lucifer...
Was Stolas raped?
>>72519205God I hope so
>>72519064Me dominating octavia infront of loona
>>72519205And GAPED
>>72519205
>>72518748>>72518852Good morning, you two!I'm not gonna give it a (You), but my reasoning is that I dislike the way it played out. The story went on for too long on plot points that ended up with nothing and too fast on the ones that DID matter.
>>72518765>Adam pulled his little Latina closer as they snuggled under a tree outside his villa.>The tacos and homemade tortilla ships she'd brought him for breakfast were still rich on his tongue as he kissed her.>Her uniform and his tunic were crumpled next to them in a pile of sweaty clothing where they'd tossed it, to get better access at each other's bodies while they'd been wrestling.>Vaggie was always so feisty, wanting to struggle and make him earn it, always pushing him to be better>Without her around to keep him healthy and out of breath all the time, he might have become fat in all these years in Heaven>But his Vaggie was never so tired she couldn't pin him for a kiss, and never such a bad sport that she wouldn't let him flip her over and take her, provided of course, he'd put the work in...>"Mi corozone..." she mumbled, running a finger up his abs to feel his heartbeat under the hard, unyielding muscle of his chest>"I am sorry that I didn't finish that traitor when we had the chance... I though, missing an arm, broken as she was...">"Oh don't blame yourself Vaggie..." Adam said, waving away the concern. "It was an easy mistake to make. She SHOULDN'T have survived. And she damn sure shouldn't have been breaking the rules so that you needed to cut her down in the first place...">Vaggie didn't answer, her eyes seeming to go glassy as she remembered the event, so many years ago.>When they'd found Lute standing, black blood staining her blade, above a cadre of Imps that she'd cornered and torn apart.>She had been feuding fiercely with Vaggie for that place on top, at Adam's right hand, which the white-haired, younger exorcist had been taking from her.>But in her madness to be the best, she let the need for blood overshadow her sense>Knowing he couldn't be seen allowing an angel to break the sacred law, and considering how weak and easy the kills she'd stolen had been in the first place, Adam was disgusted.
>>72519552>On his command, Vaggie had hewn her left arm from her body just above the bicep, and left her there, bleeding and wailing, to her fate.>The other exorcists hadn't talked about it, and Lute's disappearance was whispered about briefly, before even that went silent.>But she'd been there, with that chubby, bitchy little princess, the spitting image of his vile fucking ex, right there at her side while she was ranting and raving about her ridiculous idea for demon redemption.>He'd been tempted to reveal her identity to Charlie right then, to ruin the little relationship and twist the knife in his traitorous former subordinate... but... nah. This was too funny. Watching Lute stare at the little bitch with love in her heart, and hold her close when Adam laughed in Charlie's round little face, it was too funny.>"Well... the little 'puta dique' certainly made the most of it." Vaggie spat after a long pause, and Adam laughed, squeezing one of those small, round little breasts he loved so much and enjoyed her embarrassed gasp and playful slap at his arm. >"If she wants to fawn over that princess, let her." he said. "We'll deal with em soon enough. Besides, I don't care about no traitors, as long as I got my main girl right here.">"Oh Adam..." they kissed again, and all was right with the world.>Although, though he'd never say it out loud, Adam did often miss Lute's cooking...
>>72519575>Charlie was eating another one of her girlfriend's delicious cupcakes and trying to think what she could possibly do... >It should have gone better, but Adam didn't even let her finish her presentation before shooting her idea down! She'd thought for sure, an angel might have been more receptive, but it was like the idea of ascended mortals offended him somehow!>But why? What was so terrible about giving people another chance... was she really in the wrong?>"Charlie, my love, my princess..." two hands wrapped her in a familiar hug, one cold, one warm. "What troubles you? Don't tell me you're still fed up about that stupid... judgemental... fucking bastard we met yesterday, are you?">She swallowed the last of her sweet and sighed into Lute's embrace, feeling her face get a little flush as her girlfriend gently squeezed at the lovehandles that strained against Charlie's pants.>"I-I was just... sad that he didn't seem interested... I-I thought that maybe, since he was from Heaven, he'd be more likely to be on board... angels are supposed to help people, right?">Lute didn't answer for a long time, but her breathing seemed to get heavier for a moment, and Charlie returned her embrace, feeling her fingers against the scars on her girlfriend's back, and the slender, tight frame of the sinner against her more cushy body>Charlie had been quite trim and ladylike as little as a few years ago but, well, her girlfriend seemed to like her a little... bigger, and really liked to cook and fawn over and pamper her all the time. She couldn't even take her most places because she would get into a violent fight whenever people looked at Charlie. No matter how many times the princess told her girlfriend that it was okay, and that it was normal for some people to stare, since she was royalty after all, Lute could never contain herself. It was flattering, but a little smothering too...
>>72519591>But it was alright. Charlie felt better when she felt loved and cherished, and it wasn't like Lute hadn't helped! She'd been so intimidating and forceful with Angel and Pentious' bad habits that they'd actually been improving as of late, though the former sinner definitely had a chip on his shoulder about Lute finding all his coke...>The only person she ever went easy on was Charlie. In addition to protecting her from everything, even things she didn't really need protection from, she would cook and clean and do everything she could for the princess since the day they'd met, and when Charlie had found Lute crumpled and covered in angel blood in an alley after an extermination.>It had been both their first times with women, and though she'd been really awkward and hesitant at first, Lute had eventually become one of the most ravenous and intense lovers the princess had ever met. Not that she knew that many, she didn't... 'get around' nearly as much as Mom and Dad. But still.>"Angels don't help people if they don't want to." Lute finally said, in a tone that sounded far more certain that Charlie's. As if she somehow knew the Angels better than anyone.>Charlie was about to ask her why she believed that, but the haunted look in her girlfriend's eye stayed her tongue. They just enjoyed cuddling there for a while, before Lute finally rubbed Charlie's tummy in that way she liked to do, blushing and biting her lip for a long moment.>"Do you want me to make your favorite for dinner again? Double friend Hellhog steaks?">Charlie felt her mouth water as she nodded her head. "Y-Yes please! That sounds great!">She could taste them already...
>>72518847>>72519205Damn that's so sad, he should rape Stella so that they're now even
>>72519552>>72519575>>72519591>>72519604KINO
>>72519647Steve, stolas will never fuck you
