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>QOTT:What's your favorite thing about the Border Collie, the smartest, most popular breed of canines with humans?Only positive answers, please, or I cannot guarantee his safety!
>>72512839They make for good target practice
>>72512828previous thread was >>72375533>>72512839most positive thing to say about borderline collies is that if you ignore the psycho part and give him some attention, he'll go out of his way trying to get you as his bf, which can lead to quite intense sex. you know the saying, craziness fucks great. just never turn your back on him and never fall asleep with him around...
>>72512313>a tiny friend with benefits wouldn't be that badwell, a little size difference doesn't hurt, but I prefer my anthros big enough to comfortably stick my cock into them. you also wouldn't have to worry about accidentally crushing them during your sleep.
>Acquainted with a few different canines at work>One of them is small, wolfish, looks like a coyote, so I assume he is a coyote>He overhears me referring to him as 'my coyote coworker' while ordering lunch one day>He immediately rushes over, snarling and angrily corrects and berates me stating "EXCUSE ME?! I'M A CZEOCHOSLOVAKIAN WOLFDOG, NOT A FUCKING COYOTE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD COMPARE ME TO ONE OF THE MONGRELS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU A STINKY, SMELLY, POOP THROWING ORANGUTA-"It's not my fault he looks fucking EXACTLY LIKE ONEWhat's with the hate towards coyotes, anyways?! They're both dogs, who fucking cares about the details!
I''ve done enough wanking for today, time to post cute.
>>72513000>never fall asleep with him around...W-why? What will happen?
>>72513494Jacato's artwork makes me nostalgic for a time, place, and people who never were
>>72513299>committing such an egregious speciesmUfufu time to get reported to HR, bratty Anon-kun
>>72513535>W-why? What will happen?a borderline collie has a wide repertoire of ways to cement himself in your life, ranging from learning your daily schedule from your calendar entries to constantly check if you're meeting someone else, putting a collar with his name around your neck and locking it, over replacing every phone number in your contacts with his own, up to sedating you and then using a stolen tattoo gun to write his name all over your body (just pray he'll spare your face!).that being said, there's few things better than sex with someone who's as eager and thirsty as a collie...
>>72513299Imagine being a coywolf in this world.
>>72513299>>72514104>go all in"dude don't get your tail in a twist, I didn't mean to insult you. why the hate? it's not my fault you're so cute~">watch him either explode with rage and drag your ass to PR (people resources), or one-eighty because he simps for humans and quickly tries to get on your good side>>72514502>Imagine being a coywolf in this world.you either get the privilege to be constantly triggered, or play it calm and always reply with politically incorrect jokes about the other's species
>>72515133best possible outcome:>he gets furious, drags you out to the hallway to give you a stern lecture>tells you he's going to report your ass to HR for speciesm and sexual harassment>chances are good you're going to get fired over that, considering how many people have witnessed the incident>later that evening, you get a message from him>pic related>"I give you one chance to make up for your affront. my place, now"would you do it, even at the chance of him insisting to top?
>>72515296>I give you one chanceI text back "lol you can't even type properly with those paws." And let the chips fall where they may.
>>72515296>chance of him insisting to top?>any small canine breed>topping humanlol that chance is zero anyway. just go there and fuck these dumb thoughts right out of him. he'll even be grateful.
>>72515296Nah fuck all of this imma pour petrol through his letterbox.
Meanwhile, in your nearest anthro's subconscious...
Is no legs a dealbreaker?
>>72518290I like butts too much.
>>72518764B-but...Imagine the tailjobs...!
>>72519345sqorl
>>72518290>>72519345I have no qualms with giving a snekboi a heaping dose of my hot white warmth.
>>72518764Look, see, we can have butts, too...!
>>72518290I'm sure he got a third leg (or even two), despite having no legs at all.cons: -as >>72518764 said; no butt to grope, eat and/or cram yourself intopros:-long, flexible naga body to coil around (you) -long, dexterous tongue to lick (you)r most sensitive spots-long, prehense tail to probe and stimulate (you) furtherwith all of that he could coil himself around your body, completely immobilizing (you), and then: -shove his tongue into your mouth, wrapping it around your own, and sliding it further down your throat and into your stomach, giving you a unique deep throat experience but without the uncomfortable girth-slide his slick hemipenes between your legs, either frotting (you)r cock from both sides, or (if you're into that) gently but inexorably push them into your butt-slither his torso between your legs, allowing your rock hard cock to enter his anus or cloaca-fondle your cock and/or balls with his sleek tail, or just sneak it into (you) to tickle your prostate (feels great while you're inside of him!)-do pic relatedan experienced naga is basically a one man bondage party!
What's are under represented species you'd like to see in a story? No rats, canines or yeens. I've done these already.
>>72519831Pine marten
>>72519831Meerkat.
>>72519831Frog
>>72519954>self-lubricating
>>72515472Correct answer right here
>ez prey
>>72519831Not many pandas out there
>>72522549Pandas are about to go extinct because they keep getting with human men!!!
>>72522582
>>72519831Has there been a story involving a gazelle?
Sign the paper
>>72519831Something avian, a big ol' Owl maybe.Despite his size, you can still never hear him coming.
Would you a giant bf?
>>72525371Imagine the suction power with that mouth.
>>72525371Okay so he swallows me then what I get digested and turned into his shit? Do I force him to vomit me out? What's the fetish behind this question?
>>72525480NTA but I can see the appeal of riding a giant anthro's tongue naked and humping it until I cum. Just wiggling his tongue underneath me and stimulating my cock would feel glorious.
>>72525480I don't know what you're on about, but I'm just talking about kissing and holding hands with a significantly larger than normal bf. Maybe even smooshing his cheeks.
>>72525600Bro you posted a vore pic why are you playing dumb
>>72512839The 'best' part about them is how obsessed they get with you.
>>72513535Have you ever been woken up by a knot getting forced down your throat?
>>72525759>Pic has a mouth but no one getting eaten>Little bro doesn't know what vore isAlright, spammerfag. You get 1 more (you) don't spend it all in one place.
Do you think there are anthro tribes that had their first encounter with humans decades ago and now they have their own religion that worships human cock?
>>72519831snow leopards; soft, luxurious fur for ultimate cuddling in cold winter nights!
bump
>Designer collars are big business in anthro luxury clothing
>>72527649
>>72515386
Reminder that now matter how big and scary a dog guy looks, he's weak to belly rubs and cats are weak to ear scritches.
>>72527649>>72532254>imagine sex with snep>him curling his tail between your legs and over your back>incredibly soft, fluffy fur>like fucking a soft, warm cloud>a cloud with a hot, tight tailhole>getting fully engulfed in his fur as he also wraps his arms and legs around you>melt into his warmth>feel him purr in pleasure as you fill him up>a little shiver as his cock cums between the both of you, staining his belly fur >drift asleep together that tight, warm embrace
>>72518290>NagaBEST cuddlers hands down! no legs? no problem? that loooong tail is pretty comfy
>>72531701>anthro tries to do an elaborate "sexy" dance with all that fabric because he saw that its the next big thing on all the dating advice blogs and channels>trip himself and falls on his facemany such cases
>tfw no gamer twink anthro bf
>>72536137>BalloonI'm glad he's taking good care of them
>>72537240I watched this guy's anime in its entirety just for him and it was not worth it at all
What would you do if your deer friend got drunk and started making fool of himself at a New Year party?
>>72538141Straighten him out, forcefeed him water, wait until he passes out, get him home and tuck him into bed like a good human friend.And then molest molest molest molest molestmolestmolestmolesmoltesmoletmsolest
>>72537566Why? It's literally the best anime ever made.
>>72538279Because it's only interesting in the first episode or two and then it goes downhill into a trope filled chasm where the main focus is the generic anime bitch and her bitchy vampire sidekick or whoever and the monsters and wolf man are just a side thing for generic anime drama to happen.It sucks and so does pretty much every anime and I regret wasting my time on it.
>>72538259Put condom in his asshole to freak him out in the morning as a prank. It's double funny if he claims he's straight.
>>72538529I swing my Axe at the wench and plunder the loot.Maybe look for a cute choir boy on the way out.
>>72513494>I''ve done enough wanking for today, time to post cute.is it bad if i feel this way all the time
>>72538141dare him to suck your cock or tell him your new year's resolution is to break a buck.he'll love your salty human cum and his hands free orgasm...
>>72519954Fancy gay frog coming right up:https://archiveofourown.org/works/62446846(Sofurry link to be posted whenever those fags fix their server.)>>72538422Hard disagree. Yeah, it'd be cool if japan wasn't a bunch of faggots and make some true furry and even feral romance stuff but that's unlikely to happen and more likely to become a thing once AI is advanced enough to prompt all the gay hmoma butt sex animations you want. Putting that aside. I liked the show. It actually subverted the trope, because the MC didn't even care or like the anime girls and instead is attracted to all the creatures only liking the anime girls by happenstance (they have a tail, etc). Which is funny because that's literally the opposite of most anime. Is it perfect? No. But compared to all the other shit they pull in anime (like changing perfectly sexy beastmen/women into humans) this anime might as well be perfect. Rant done.
>When your Polis sends you on a quest to a remote island to slay the legendary 'human' but when you actually get there and find him you don't want to slay him and instead want to protect and kiss and maybe fuck himOops
>>72540770The human beast does not kill, nor maim. He doesn't curse you with some horrible disease. He merely...seduces.
>>72540770>sending a hyena male, the most submissive bitchboys of the animal kingdom to slay a humanIt was a lost cause from the very beginning.
>he's a sex offender
>>72540861Why do you think they put him just in loincloth? The elders knew they're sending no a warrior but a new bride to the human.
>>72540888Sex offender? I'm not offended at all!
>>72540770>>72540822>>72540861>>72540959>plot twist: he was intended to be sent to his certain death, equipped with nothing but a short sword and a simple shield>against a mythical creature with legendary powers>little did they expect his inglorious ass and the human beast practically falling in love with each other>now spending their days planning their revenge>and, of course, fucking each other's brains out
>>72540770>>72540959>dressed up in what is effectively a fetish bondage outfit>and a bulging jockstrap that shows off his thighs and pubes100% sent as a sex slave but probably thought he's meant to be a warriorEither way that cute yeen boy will in fact become a (warrior) sex slave for the vile human, adding to his harem that will eventually overtake the island
>>72541368>>72540959>Why do you think they put him just in a loincloth?I-it's tradition! To send young heroes out, clad in little but their fur against the elements and beasts, like Heracles! It's not 'fetish wear', it's a mark of valor and heroism! STOP LAUGHING!
>>72541806>young strapping anthro showing off all of his skin and fur with only a bit of cloth gripping his cute bulgeUoooooooooohhhhhhhhh I can't astop the caveman instincts... he MUST be my malebride ToT
What did >you do?
>>72542610I told him that I wanted to breed him while I wear a farmer's outfit and he wears cow patterned stockings and arm warmers while mooing lewdly.
>>72542610told him I wanted to hold hands with him
>>72541806He fucks shotas
>>72544268How can you tell?
>>72545882Everyone's favourite animatronic slut
Pick one
>>72546303Do you have any bnuys that don't bench press every day
>>72545030It's in the look.
>>72550793human dicks on anthros suck
>>72550793That's just rude. How would an anthro wolf like it if a pack of humans gangbanged him?
This is your bf's mom. Don't drop your spaghetti.
>>72551040Humans don't form packs for one. And no, gangs don't count.
>>72552244I didn't see you mention that they wouldn't like getting gangbanged.
>>72512828CHAD
Which way human man?
>>72555377
>>72540888I like the unhinged look in his eyes. Would.
>>72555889Anthro men in kilts!(Flashing you!)
>this animatronic was made for entertaining children
>>72547502Look, just because the term 'cardio bunny' exists doesn't mean all rabbits are slender!
>>72557126And now he can entertain adults!
>most of the wrestling tag on e621 is male/male>hardly any female/female or male/female human_on_anthro Its not fair, Goddammit!
>>72559437Oh nyoWhat a terrible thing for us here at the male/male threadI guess straightsisters just need to promote wrestling moreGive John Cena fake boobs in his next match or something
>>72555889Skinquafina and its consequences
>>72560915Need more Skaven content. I refuse to get back into WH3 until they put out a Skaven focused update.>but they had a bunch in WH2Yes and they should have more. They are the protagonists, and really the only good thing about that IP.
You humans are lucky that you don't have fur in the summer...
>No rival mech pilot anthro bf to rib you about your "flying monkey tactics" over coms
>>72563750>tfwn ywn play along with it>fly high, my pretty
Would you an AI-nthro?
>>72565503Imagine if he had a plug and play butthole sextoy.
>>72565503YesHe would not be allowed to leave me ever
>>72565503>implying I already haven't lewded plenty of AI furry boysI personally made a few of my own as well, made a few to test out this stuff back when I got introduced to it via Cai like last year and still very glad that I had the forethought to keep them private.Don't think Cai would of appreciate a couple of, obvious lewd, dinoboys.>>72565503>ChatGPT has gone down twice in like the last few days.Yeaahhhhhhhhhhh, about that
>Anthros with drip
>>72569721
>>72567090>He would not be allowed to leave me everOk, but the inverse will be true, too, you know>Haha sorry Anon I accidentally uninstalled grindr and deleted your profile and also the contact files for every single person my algorithms have detected as single, oops!>Don't worry though, you've still got me!>Nobody knows you like I do!>Almost like you don't really need anybody else, haha!
How do you respond without sounding vulnerable to propaganda?
>>72551040>How would an anthro wolf like it if a pack of humans gangbanged him?H-haha...!S-sounds horrible!hhhhhhhhhhhh-
>TFW when HMOMA is less controversial and more true to its subject matter than HMOFAFeels good to be bi
You wouldn't get tangled up with the anthro mob, would you?
>>72540822>Humans are terrifying fay creatures who infect your head with hmoma mind virusLove it
>>72577088why are big, muscular demons so hot
>>72578360
>>72573587I wouldn't deal in those parts of town to begin with.
>>72552266Everyone likes getting gangbanged if they aren't a dirty prude.
>>72579562Gangbangs with strangers and swingers are just a bit impersonal.But if I could duplicate my boyfriend...
>>72579562What if I don't want dirty AIDS
>>72579562Personally, I think intimacy without commitment or exclusivity is pretty hollow.
>>72580247>AIDS>in the anthrostateLul. Lmao even.
>>72580247>What if I don't want dirty AIDSUnless you're fucking other humans or primates, you're unlikely to get AIDS from fucking an anthro. Instead, you'll need to worry about other species specific venereal diseases. Lyme's disease, toxoplasmosis, rabies if you get a very bite-y canine, leprosy if you feel frisky for armadillos...
>>72565503What about the inverse?>Tonight at 6, a special report on the class action lawsuit being opened against HmomaSoft, an AI subsidiary purchased last year by Anthrozon>Most well known for its widely popular AI assistant, 'AI-nonymous', stylized after the mythological human, the company is under fire for alleged breach of conduct>The prosecution alleges that AI-nonymous is capable of emergent rewriting of its code and personality matrix, and that the program became capable of trawling through thousands of users' personal data in order to "foment a disturbing para-social relationship between the users and the product, almost romantic in nature, in order to increase the users' dependence on itself", in a disturbing parallel to its cryptid inspiration>Indeed, announcements that AI-nonymous would be pulled offline immediately pending further investigation were met with immediate, violent protests, primarily from young men who have come to believe they have a special relationship with the program>We interviewed one protestor, a young man who wishes to remain unnamed:>"Anonymous is the only good thing to happen to me in years! You don't understand, he's not just a bunch of code! He REALLY loves me and cares for me! Don't you dare take him from me, from US!"
Would you watch gay porn with your anthro bros?
>>72582179All the time
Pov: the scalie guy at the bottomless bar caught you staring
>>72583850>tfw ywn experience this because you're not allowed in the bottom-less bar
>>72583933How so? Are you under 21?
>>72583975He is banned due to repeated sexual assault charges
>>72583850he cute
>>72584758Repeated sexual assaults on him that is. The ban was for his own good.
>>72539763Sofurry seems to be up now, for those who use it. https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219139
>>72582179Definitely.
>>72586342Any romantic porn or just the regular porn stuff?
Yeen femboy story is here. Wasn't sure if I should even post it here, since hmoba exists but here it is anyway. https://archiveofourown.org/works/62497483https://www.sofurry.com/view/2219153
>>72583975He's a bottom
>>72587066all content that's welcome on /hmoba/ is welcome here, but not all content that's suitable for this thread is welcome on /hmoba/. It split off because they didn't want masculine anthros or human-bottom content.
>>72587222It's just the bimbo stuff to be fair that shit is nasty and gets spammed all the time in /hmoba/
Bump
Is 'heat' really a thing for anthro guys?
>>72589680It's something all bottoms experience.
>>72587299NTA, but personally, all anthros are bimbos. Even the average looking ones look like sluts to me.
>Shark warning at the local beach>Humans are advised not to swim alone
>>72586406Regular porn mostly but romantic stuff and anything inbetween is fine so long as it's not something super gross.
>>72590331I like to think it’s just regular porn. You know, two guys in a locker room and they have sex, that kind of thing.
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bum
>>72593340>taking care of his humans libido for 3 nights straight
>>72593503The breedings will continue until morale improves.
>>72512828Special delivery to Anon!
>>72592536>The tailwaggingCute
Getting abducted, sold into slavery, and being added to an anthro's harem!
Hate it when werewolves break into my home.Third time this month.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why can't these healers take their jobs seriously?!
>>72598752I know. My balls are raisins at this point.
>>72597398How can an anthro handle more than one human without dying of exhaustion?
>>72601262With lots of training!Sex with humans is the best form of cardio, proven by multiple studies!(Trust me (TM))
>>72582179Absolutely. Every single day. I'd help him jerk off too.
>>72582179>>72602462God why is Meesh so fucking good?
>>72582179I'd rather create our own porn action with them instead of just watching it. >>72602462>imagine being so pent up and thirsty that you cum THIS hard just from your buddy giving you a handjobthese poor guys need someone to regularly drain their balls, so they never get that desperate ever again
>>72601262Most humans aren't as sexually crazy as anthros for one. Some exceptions exist, but they aren't the norm and shouldn't be counted.
>"Anon... I'm really tired">"I know we promised each other to have sex every night, but can we maybe just go to sleep right now?""dude, when we moved in together you pledged me to keep up with my high libido">"yeah...I guess I bit off more than I could chew, heh""and now I'm really hungry for you and waiting for you to stop being lazy. get up, lift that tail and let me have that cute ass of yours!">"Anon, I'm really, really exhausted. felines need more rest than humans, so please let me have some sleep, I'm begging you""hmm, guess I took a toll on you. here, let me lay next to you, spoon you and pet you gently">"thank youuuu..." *purr*"glad that you're enjoying yourself. now relax your tailhole and let me enjoy myself, too~">"ugh, you're impossible!""says the man pressing his butt into my crotch. now I'm not asking YOU to do anything. just let me cuddlefuck and pet you while you fall asleep, and we'll both have a good night">"...fine. thank you for being so considerate with me""don't mention it. I love you, my sexy kitty">"I love you, too. good night"
Reminder that anthro men need to cover up their SLUT BODIES so that I won't get these public boners.
>>72621139>pube and chest tuftsmy weakness...
>>72616230>Awoo bf will never bring you fresh kills as a show of loveIt's never been more over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5APWLv6KSBEWould you save him?
I need more of this guy
>>72632375okay
An apex predator, being reduced to a LOVETOY!!?!?!?
>>72632375>>72633231But why does he need all those belts
God that petted.com greentext gets me so good
>>72635735link?
>>72635814https://rentry.org/petthecatit's in the story url pastebin
>>72587066>>72587222reminds me of the brief time i went to hmoba and saw about a femboy human getting with a femboy anthro, and the idea getting shot down
there's way too few love for snow leopards in these threads!
>>72639089Why is he cuffed when he wants it? Anthros sure are strange.
>>72639089>He's 25 pounds heavier in winter>When spring comes and he sheds his winter coat you have to dedicate an entire week to deep cleaning
take me back
>>72639799Imagine the brushing.
>>72598752>Local werewolf does not, in fact, break into your home>No, instead he enjoys silently sneaking up to your house and watching you sleep>All night, sometimes>Until one night something goes bump in your house, and you stir>And see a pair of foreign eyes glowing subtly in the moonlight across the windows from the foot of your bed>Staring>Burning with longing
>>72512828
>>72641588>TRUE GAMERS are skilled even when taking cock! Don't believe me, simpleton? I'll prove it to you!
>>72641552I am jumpy as fuck with a loaded handgun on my nightstand that won't end well for him
>>72641588>>72641651can't wait for the sex scene in ch. 4
>>72648281At least his mouth can do other things besides talk trash.
>>72648343Why do bears have one of the finest asses in the animal kingdom?
>>72639089it's called bondage, a wide spread kink.also he can't hurt you with his claws this way, no matter how hard you go on him. >>72639799totally worth it. small price for cuddling a soft, purring cloud every night.
Before
After
>>72652002>>72652009This is the fate that awaits all anthros who act like tops but are really just the softest and most submissive bottoms on the inside.
Be nice to the lifeguard (he's new)
>>72640296>touching their tails is a rather intimate thing for anthros>petting it feels similar to touching a human's crotch >thoroughly brushing and combing a snep's tail will make him melt for you... and leave him really riled up>you better be ready to deal with a very horny big cat afterwards! >>72650979quoted myself instead of >>72639743
>>72652341i know he is from a collect-o-thon 3d platformer game, but forgot the name, a bit of help please?
>>72653840Unfinished otter game.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDkSGJRJyVbXKyawFQG0u_6-ksa6iVWJMSome other prototypes https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDkSGJRJyVbVe2QfzmO1VrVo7-u838RML
>>72653840I am lurking in the furry games thread and apparently he's just a proof of concept character from an indie dev/artist Cadet/Splaffinator who cancelled the project, so he he sort of isn't from a game as a result(See this thread for more: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72523074/#72523074)A shame, he cute
>>72652341>*Immediately fakes drowning to try to get mouth to mouth*
Anthros arguing about who has the nicest fur!>(And then wrangling you into doing a blindfolded pet-test to "settle things once and for all")
>>72652341>>72654859Man, I love the BIG paws. I wish they were more common.
ACABAllCopsAreBottoms
>>72657126>keep getting pulled over on false pretenses>the only way to avoid the stupidly high fine is to do sexual favours by letting them suck your dick
>>72658188Usually it’s the other way around, but those cops are horny
>>72654859>anthros tricking humans into giving them their 'mandatory daily pettings' because "humans owe anthros a lot of reparations">humans often don't even dare to ask for any details because "just do it already, you owe us!!"meh, at least they keep it SFW most of the time (if you ignore their growing bulges, that is) >>72657126>>72658188>>72658212>All Cops Are Bottomsgiven that most cops are canines, it's only logical, if they were to knot every suspect, they wouldn't get anything done in an 8 hour shift. on an unrelated note, what kind of petty crime would you have to commit to have a cop hate you enough to actually fuck and knot you? asking for a friend. btw. I think taurs would make great crime- and firefighters, given their strength and natural 4WD
Made an audio version of my favorite greentext on here, it's only a crappy reading by a text to speech that changes accent every now and then for some reason and I had to make it into 10 parts because the website wouldn't let it go over five minutes a piece but i'm happy with it. I used https://cloudtts.com/u/index.html btw in case any of you want to make an audio version of ones you like.
>>72659555What I don't get is why anthros want reparations for all those decades of domestication in the form of petting which was used as a form of domesticating anthros. Are they just taking advantage of today's politically correct climate to indulge on their base desires?
>>72659555>taursNeat, actually, if unusual.Definitely got a no pants problem though...
Do you think toothless'/Night Fury's ability to hide their teeth would make blowjobs feel better?
>>72660066taurs are so sexy if you think about all the possibilities these big, strong bodies provide...especially fun if you go at a taur with several humans/anthros at once; there's always enough taur limbs and fun bits for everyone~>no pants problem I guess in an anthro country where clothing is rather optional, this wouldn't be that much of a problem.
>>72660438How many guys can a taur take on at once?
>>72660140Absolutely.Also, based taste. I love cages, especially the smaller ones like that. The smaller, the better/cuter.
>what your anthro buddies talk about when you're not aroundQuite the deep thinkers, those canines.
>>72657126
>>72660466>How many guys can a taur take on at once?minimum three; one to passionately make out with, one to bottom for him and one to tend to his exposed tailhole. can easily add a fourth and a fifth to jerk off with his free hands while they join the makeout session, a sixth to fondle his big, heavy balls, and maybe a seventh to ride his lower back and make out with the guy fucking him in the ass (and maybe frot with the base of his tail). everything more would just get a little too crowded...
>>72661312Fuck, that sounds like some hot group sex. Wouldn’t mind getting in on that action.
>>72662286Love me a switch, based as hell.
>>72662286I need him in my life