Much needed therapy edition>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within! Check here for additional details:https://pastebin.com/Jvn6ZnqFhttps://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.phpPrevious Thread >>77636558>For live feedback on hosting, codes, new hype events, or just here for fun shitposting the public Discord is where the fun happens. Just jump in:https://discord.gg/Tx7PwhUx7E
Mmhm...
>>77640063God i want to marry my psychiatrist but i feel like I'd always be psyhoanalyzed over everything
>>77640022>Lifts the sofa up and chucks it out the window.So long assholes! >The red guy escapes.
>>77640168i just think it's really funny how we try to set up a safe space and your first instinct is to just disrupt that
>>77640123Hey... free therapy :3
>>77640123Well.. probably take em on a date first, like.. a nice movie :•)
>>77640252say... that's not a bad idea. maybe an epic fantasy adventure??
>>77640022I am addicted to gock and bbc
I am addicted to flat girls. Preferably with big dongs
>>77638463 (The HOPE of EN)Now, if only I had figured out what to say on the way down. I'm sure I had lots of time!>All of those 3D videos had her prepared for this, no matter the height.>At lot had transpired here, so luckily a few falls would be child's play on the scale of happenings.It was best to not ask how the Owlbserver was so aloof about that plunge. As long as the book was intact.Thanks for the help! >If it was the same, then that meant more notes right there and-A couple of times, or so I think. It says I did!>Mumei grinned upon examination.There had to be something for there to be nothing!>>77639232 (Local Brit COPES)Page one... Those guys in the Levant can do a whole lot with stone, huh? Y'think they did commissions for those engravings? It says here that I thought they were nice. Could'a made a few bucks, er berries myself!>As for the date? 22,000 BC/BCE/BP/etc. Right when the first seeds of civilization were cultivated in Western Asia, the birth of civilization as we knew it. Though they were scattered thought and musings, they very much felt like the firsthand accounts of a survivor.>Unfortunately, she was only going to make it worse with the turn of the page. Rather, pages. Each mention of Atlantis only grew more and more frequent, some nearing the present year. Not helping matters were the sketches. Its people, architecture. What she ate that day! Shrimp...Well... You know what they say about loose lips! I'll let you in. They say that because they just want to be neutral like Swiss Miss! Or was that place Switzerland? Well, they just wanna be left alone.>A click and a hum transpired as she confirmed with herself.Wanna go there? We've got a buddy.>Surely this was the tiredness of the night talking. Yet, she had all of the sincerity in the world.
>>77640274 (Possible Moon Foight) >Deploying to the Moon via balloons? The ensign couldn't help but raise a brow at the idea. A brief and private exchange occurred between the bridge officer and the skipper therein before the former spoke. (ENS LOS) We copy all. And my captain is admittedly curious and concerned about the operation. Chiefly, if we have enough forces to combat this hostile. They did severely damage the Tip of the Spear en route to Marineford as you may already know. >Thankfully, repairs and retrofits ensured that the ship was back to 100% status and now had a Sea Prism Stone reinforced hull. But there was still *some* worry to be had by those aboard the frigate, the captain consulting with other skippers and commanders as she tried to preemptively formulate a plan of attack. The UNSC despite whatever reservations they may have at large wouldn't abandon their allies. Especially with an active threat here present on the Moon!
>Chihiro walks into the therapy room and takes a seat.I think I see where this is going considering everyone else's confessions so far so I might as well say it:I'm also addicted to gock.
>>77640498So you have a thing for guns?
We are in a therapy room? I thought we are just sharing fetishes.
>>77640312>>77640405>>77640498Okay, take one and call me in the morning :3
>>77640231 (Buge fights a werewolf.)>[The scourge's beast vertical game is pretty lackluster admittedly. He could see the rouch warrior performing a plunging attack. Standing on its hind legs the best it could. Jumping up, left claws aiming right for her mid-section, maw wide open, aiming for the roaches legs.]
>>77640544Shut up, Stolfo. Mordred gonna vore beer and vidya now
>>77640304Yes, maybe not too fanciful, more, grounded in reality, heavy emotional build up, with an epic finale :)
>>77640544Oh my...
>>77640406Yeah, it's a bummer one never comes up with a phrase to say on the way done, guess the adrenaline is just too much to think straight.>IRyS might have fear of heights but she's not gonna say no to doing silly things with her friends, even if they might be risky.Glad to help! I think that's the only bit of trivia I managed to keep inside my head.>IRyS smiles.Huh, nice! And that's true! Did you found why it sunk into the ocean?>>77639232>IRyS laughs quietly.Oh, silly you, Gura came from there last time I checked. Didn't she took their precious trident on her way out?>She looks at Mumei who has just started reading her notes about the fantastical civilization now existing underwater.Trade bucks for berries, that's easy math snd not much work!>IRyS glances at the page with excitement fueled by sheer curiosity.Hehe, we have lots of buddies who could take us there! But I'm not sure if he would like to come, he looks a bit confused already.>IRyS laughs again, showing some pity for the confused Doctor and maybe mocking him too for being so lost on what these girls are they talling about. She gives him a smile... for some reason it feels too familiar.>By now all these coincidences feel like a trope.
>>77640620Mordred you know what you have to do to the trap.
>>77640649I do!>>77640544Mine is way fatter you joke of a Servant.
Or did he wanna see this?.. nah, must have been the dick off he wanted.
>>77640351>>77640421moon war 3 - defeat Eminem before he unleashes mom's spaghetti>>77640404"Indeed I did, girly.">Vice Admiral Dalmatian directs her attention to a board rolled out onto that part of the starboard deck. On it, a bounty is pinned, as well as a rough draft of the plan drawn in chalk. He plucks the bounty from the board and hands it off to her."Advanced telescoping courtesy of SSG allowed us to take these blurry captures. The general outline should be enough for recognition. Our man appears to have a ring of some sort as his most defining feature.">As well as wielding what looks like a staff."We don't know this man. But HQ wants him taken down. You see, he's top class dangerous because he has the power of the Goro Goro no Mi. He's a Lightning Human, who commands one of the most powerful elements.">>77640458"Headquarters is asking for unaffiliates for this mission because Gensui cannot devote sections to the matter.">When there's countless other threats in the Grand Line and four blue seas that require their attention. Admirals aren't omnipresent.>Nor could they in good conscience ask the UNSC to try flying there again after a Frigate was nearly downed by a mere graze. Plus, the range of this man...>The UNSC must understand without it needing to be said, discretion and stealth is important.>After all, this is one single man on the moon.>It's best to send a team."Balloon transport can safely deliver the bounty hunters and mercenaries being called for action.">...And plus, if mercenaries get wasted, well... They volunteered for something they could die in after all. They don't have to be replaced or families receive pension."If the UNSC wishes to assist in some manner, I can phone you in to Vice Admiral Dalmatian. He's in charge of this operation per Sengoku's orders. Transmitting visual of the bounty.">An image projecting Den Den Mushi would send data of the 500,000,000 bounty...
>>77640458https://youtu.be/XJT5B4oBo7g?si=3fcvCKqTUK-BoRRa
>>77640690Why do you have to be so cruel to Astolfo?
>>77640775Astolfo needs the bullying, keeps him watered like plants. But he's cool with it. We still hang out and go shopping and drinking.
>>77640790Mordred you know what you have to do to the trap >>77640775
>>77640620>>77640661>>77640690Hold on... back up... wait just a god damn minute... are you telling me... that the random ass gock I posted for medicinal purposes, is a fate character with ties to you?.... fucking... kek :3c
>>77640831Oh right.. that's a trap too..Hm..He's cute, I like him.>>77640775Wanna go on a date?>>77640854Astolfo and Mordred are both from Fate/Apocrypha, yes.
Bring it on fuckers
>>77640790I'd prefer if I heard him explicitly say that he was cool with it...
>>77640854Harley, you have to rape the Joker.
>>77640436 (Angey Sammy)>Agrat would gently pet the snoot of Samael, despite supposedly being at odds they still show affection for one another. IRyS shudders for a moment."You know me well, Samael. You flatter me.">You know what they say, the more quiet ones sre the most aggressive behind the scenes.>Agrat smiles as she lets out a giggle, she is clearly enjoying making Samael a bit angry. IRyS takes a step back."Oh? What's the matter? Are you afraif I teach forbudden arts to the nephilim? That same rage you display was felt by your beloved ones after we find out what were you doing."...>IRyS raises her hands slightly as she takes steps back.Look, you two terrify me about meeting other "relatives", as well as reaching your age. I'm taking my leave now... ByeRyS."Oh, be very afraid IRyS, for your kin of your other half are worse than the foulest demon, non-pagan demon that is.">IRyS uses her crystal wings to take her leave. Do not doubt she will inform HoloMyth and the rest of EN about what Sammy plans.
>>77640578Agh....! Good....very....good...!>The roach grunts out as her mid section is claws, a glowing orange pus coming out from the wound rather than blood as she tries to use the sudden impact to change her position and stab into the creature's head.
>>77640884Well I doubt he's gonna talk much.. but he loves getting his ass handed to me. He never gives up!
>>77640872kek
>>77640870Heh, random chance, just pulled one out of my ass that was flat chested XD>>77640890.... again?
>>77640643>>77640366Never think about it too hard. Existential ennui is a pain. Mh...maybe someone from New Genesis could work too...like that would ever happen.>There was also that time that the Presence left the keys to the kingdom to his granddaughter. Michael fucked. He had a daughter. That daughter is God now. That's just a thing nobody talks about. May not even be canon anymore. Zauriel and Spectre are the most heavenly you get in DC most of the time, and they barely show up.>Kent begins his chanting. This is...a lot from him. Quite a lot, moreso than even when he was working on that board. Words never spoken before in existence are said and removed from memory as nothing more than a vague feeling that they will never be spoken again either, wrought in to existence for the sake of this instance and this alone.>Light flickers across the circle, more intricate and densely-layered than any mere demon-summoning would've been.>All seems to be going well as a shaft of golden light forms within the projection of the circle that it created in the air, right up until the circle flickers and rapidly turns in to just an unstructured disc of gold, and then spooling back in to a proper existence in entirely new form the crest of a unicorn taking the center of it, surrounded by a myriad of other symbols. Kent's shock and confusion is obvious in a singular, simple word.-What!?
>>77640717(ENS LOS) Understood. >By now the captain had heard enough to get involved, one Carol Bishop now interposing herself into the conversation. (CPT BSP) I see as well. Hmm, if I didn't know any better I'd say discretion is the better part of valor here for this pending operation. >And here she was thinking of having the Haste link up with the repaired Spear and be joined with the light destroyers Hammer and Anvil for a massive smash attack. Looks like they'd have to be a bit more subtle for this bit, the woman continuing. (CPT BSP) We have our own means of transport we can enact via our Pelican dropships. >The Haste's captain seemed in it, the woman getting a look at the five hundred million worth Berry bounty of this so-called "Moon Man", his unfocused imagery causing Carol to frown a bit. Undeterred as any skipper worth her bars, she pressed forward. (CPT BSP) What else can you or the Vice Admiral tell us about this "Moon Man"? Admiral Borsalino already told us they *might* be a Logia user. Whatever that may mean exactly. Apparently terminating him will be next to impossible for us if he's to be believed and they're quote on quote invincible because of it. >>77640761>Literally me as a former Medic main lol. >>77640872>>77640920>Ah shit, Triple K Mafia vs the UNSC and Marines.
>>77640923Again!
>>77640923You can watch the show if you wanna see stolfo get raped nonstop and then beaten up endlessly by Mordred. It's really funny.
>>77640406>>77640643>The Doctor leaned in curiously to inspect the notes in the odd girl's notebook, and his eyes widened slightly at all of the... reasonably compiled information about the legendary sunken nation.You... have a friend who came from Atlantis... huh.>The main problem here, for him, is not the implied existence of Atlantis, but that this would then be the 4th(possibly 5th, maybe 6th depending on that mobile game) version of it that he has encountered!>No, really. Some writers just aren't careful, you see-Hm? Oh, uhm, no thank you. A trip "beyond the Pillars of Hercules" might be a bit much for me, thanks. And I'm not entirely sure if I'm on good terms with them or not...>He only muttered that last part to himself... then, he *was* going to try and move the conversation back to... whatever it is he originally had in mind here. But the more he looked at IRyS, the more he felt the need to ask:... We haven't met before, have we?>The strange man with the strange glasses suddenly asked in a more serious tone, his eyes nnarrowingn slightly as he looked into the duel-colored ones of the woman with... what appeared to be horns?Sorry if that's an odd question. It's been a long day. But there's just... you remind me of someone. But I can't figure out why...>Maybe actually introducing himself would help smooth things along... they hadn't done that yet, right?
>>77640917Well if he isn't gonna talk, then I can't help but remain skeptical...>>77640870I'll think about it...
>>77640717>Noelle looks pale as her attention is turned towards the board, looking at the wanted poster and the almost cryptid-like photo adorning it.He's a lightning human...? I don't really know if I have any magic that'd work that great against someone who uses lightning...if it's not too much to ask, does your Navy have some sort of special equipment or something for this kinda thing?>Safety first!
Ofc, right in the fucking middle.. how am I supposed to see shit like this
>>77640996You worry too much.. remember, stolfo is a knight. One who actually stands on the battlefield and fights. He's tougher than he looks.
>>77640895>[He hissed. Close to biting her. Yet she made a good point, like damn he can't be mad now. For now he kept hissing and showing off his fangs, the doll had the serpent beat. Still the big man upstairs when he made Samael a seductive serpent.]Fine....!>[But what would IRyS do should the serpent be binded down by magical brands and- And she's gone. To much information for her it seems.]What would you have her do should I be binded down by her and her posse? A defenceless serpent, surrounded by a breed of new demonic females...? Unless you WANT that to happen. To fuel an envious, violent, yet alluring rage....~>[Backing up, snoot under her hat, in which he takes it. Now the snake as the big hat on.]
>Apparently I missed this and nobody told me for two hours aaaaaaaahh>>77640908 >>77638841(Vampires- I mean, Zombies)>>77641167 >>77639331Damn-!>The rock getting wedged in the doorway made Snake jolt back, his head nearly getting clocked by the thing as he stood too damn close! "If you're with the Boss, hop in! I'll get you out of here!">The pilot said over the speakers again.>But even still, he didn't flee for the copter yet. Instead...>Snake turned, and from among his things, planted a claymore mine in front of the door for good measure before he turned and made for the chopper!>Pequod settled the bird down right by the edge of the building, the side door in the back compartment flying open and allowing for quick entry!>Whoever these three thought Snake was, their opinion would surely be changed from the sight of the chopper alone. There was a minigun mounted on the side of the chopper that a passenger could make use of, and there were a variety of heavy weapons attached to the front for the pilot to unleash at his leisure. In no uncertain terms, this was no civvy chopper: This was military grade!>So they better get aboard now if they want to live!
>>77640643>>77640990>Don't get Moom here interested in the lateral nature of space and dimensions. It was hard work trying to document all of history as is.The crabs did it. Something else they don't really want to tell you. I, uh, don't know if I should have said that. I feel really bad now... Sorry, Atlanteans.>She patted herself on the back before picking her tone back up.Of course she took it with her! It would be a hoot if it didn't survive that incident.>With the flip of the page, Mumei examined over the events of modern day. Today!>Attempt berry shopping, meet IRyS, count how many people crossed that intersection, look for quiet places...>Nothing about a name from the fellow.>Gibraltar, eh?Do we like icebreakers? I could tell you what the carver of "Ne plus ultra" wore the day he carved it. Just a sec! It's what a guardian of Hoomanity and observer of Civilization does! Like me, Mumei. Because, I forgot my name, hehe...>Still, she was proud of her job. There was no mistaking that.
>>77640927>One would think Heaven is a quiet place across the realms now interwined in this melting pot of worlds, but they have more in common regarding instability than in anything else. Alas, that is the fate of the highest echelon of existence.>Idunn firmy grasps as the chanting goes on, hoping her strength and will do not falter at this critical moment. She puts attention on the flickering around the circle, a good signal that their efforts will be rewarded, hopefully.>But then something happens, the circle turns into something more akin to a golden disk with a unicorn on its center.Is something wrong? Did we contacted the wrong individual?>Idunn sounds clearly worried something went wrong.
>>77640946.... fiiine..>opens side table drawer, pulls out 12 inch candy apple red dildo with black leather straps, buckles it into place>>77640966I mean... I do wanna watch the show, mainly just cause curious :)
>>77640908>[The beast claws dig in deep!]>[Using that land a before bite right into her leg- Nope. With its maw opened wide, the lance had easy access. She put alot of force behind that stab, right through the scourge beast's upper jaw, and out of the top of its head.]>[Watch the monster twitch and convuls. Finally succumbing to the head stab. Now take a good look at the werewolf's true size, now that it lays dead on the ground.]
>>77641100I guess you're right, apologies. I just wanted to make sure Astolfo was ok.I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everyone!
>>77641254Night cute fren!>>77641244Well it's a good show. My fav Fate and the first Anime I ever watched.
>>77640934"Headquarters is advising against the presence of all forms of machinery. The Lightning Human on the moon may have the ability to detect all forms of electricity, especially that of running or powered machinery.">Hence the usage of simple balloons. They run on propane, using hot air to ascend. It eliminates the worry of all but the possible usage of a form of Haki this criminal has.>Another Marine voice chimes in over the Den Den Mushi relay."Logia, it refers to the most powerful class of Devil Fruits, granting people the power to become and control elements of nature.">The users of Logia were dealt a double edged sword.>On one hand, they were absolutely invincible unless faced with a weakness of their element.>On the other, they tended to die the most because they got cocky and faced Haki."Headquarters has no information beyond the existence of this man. But the confirmation of a Logia means there's no choice but to apprehend. Attacking military assets must be punished by execution. Headquarters wants him alive.">We make big showings of these things.>The UNSC was getting coordinates to their vessel. Dalmatian's ship was where the operation would be carried out from. If they wanted to contribute, the message was clear; Send someone over.>>77641001"You're astute.">A chore boy was already wheeling out boxes containing objects of some bluish metal. There were cuffs, a few polearms of some sort, and knives. Even little tacks and a net or two."For this mission, the Navy is supplying a hefty amount of Sea Prism Stone implements made to suppress those with the powers of Akuma no Mi. Our man won't be able to resist them, and they'll strip him of his power. You can have your pick.">Dalmatian turns his head."SET SAIL FOR LAUNCHING POINT, JAYA!">"AYE AYE, CHUJO!">The sails above dropped, unfurling. The foremost of which bore 'DALMATIAN' in bold letters.>They were off. No turning back now!>She was stuck with the Marines until this was all over.
>>77641216>>77638841>>77639331>A space shuttle comes down to the roof tops, it's back hatch opens up at the two deers. Get in! >A voice came from the ship it's self.And hurry up, he'll be dropping soon!
>>77641251>The God Tamer stares down at the beast, taking deep breaths as she moves her arm down to her wound and starts laughing.Ha...haha....yes....you were a fool...but a good fight....>She sowly pulls out the lance, examining the red blood covering it with curiosity.No infection...at least not like mine...>She taps her lance on the ground, there's a rumbling as a massive insectoid beast bursts up from the dirt, it's bizarre jaws digging into the flesh of the Scourge as its Tamer watches.I'm sorry...I should have called before....but I was having fun.>The creature chitters in response, too busy feeding to be angry.
Where are the greetposts? Why is it all continues
>>77641398Two greetposts were answered tonight though
>>77641240>It's mostly peaceful up there...it just has a bit of strange drama.It's been intercepted.>If she's worried, he's alarmed. He's stopped what he was doing and seems to be starting to ready a protective spell, but the pillar of light in the center turns in to a ball, then a more oval shape. There's a brief, intense feeling of something that one could only call divinity pulsing from it and the golden shape within, before it violently fizzles out, and instead drops a...short, silver-colored figure, which lands feet-first but, limply, immediately collapses to the ground face first, motionless.>That much earns him a reluctant lowering of his arms, and to simply stare instead.
>>77639331>>77641216>>77641294>As Ellis and Snake make towards the chopper, Clove and Cassia watch as their own transport arrives. Clove was sure something about Snake was different, but seeing just how quickly his own military back-up arrived confirmed it...she looks down sadly and mutters something to herself as she holds Cassia close.....I'm sorry...both of you. You've been been so helpful...but...you're on your own from here.>Cassia looks like she wants to protest, but Clove is quick to drag her over to the space shuttle and leap in."C-Clove...!? Who's HE???"
>>77640990>>77641231Shoot, I knew they couldn't be trusted! It's okay Mumei, don't feel so bad...>The nephilim pats the owl's shoulder to try and cheer her up.Just wanted to be sure, 'cause I didn't remembered the details.>IRyS kept glancing at the notebook, especially at the most recent note dated of that same day, until her pseudo-trance is broken by the Doctor's words.Huh?>She looks certainly confused at the Doctor due to that odd question. She shakes her head.I don't think so... you're not one of those stalkers I have, are you?>She looks worried for a brief moment but she calms down.Sorry, shouldn't be judging strangers that easily. My bad.>IRyS' cheerful mood returns as Mumei introduces herself to the stranger.Oh yeah! We forgot to introduce ourselves. This is Nanashi Mumei, guardian of Civilization!>Shouldn't take much for the Doctor to realize the owl girl's name means just "nameless" twice.And HiRyS! I'm IRyS! Pleasure to meet ya! Ceci should be doing this, not me...>She whispers as she has to bury her introvert side just this once.>It's not just her looks, her politeness is so familiar, kinda like that of Gabby.
>>77641288>The news this Lightning Moon Man could sense electricity drew a thoughtful frown from Carol. Well, that ruled out several options then...(CPT BSP) Noted gentlemen. Since he's apparently made of electricity, do you think rubber munitions might have an effect on him? >In which case, ODSTs rocking M90A shotguns loaded with rubber buckshot would be issued alongside other special equipment. >Thinking some more on it, the captain continued. (CPT BSP) What of this Sea Stone material? I recall in a briefing it may be useful against these so-called Devil Fruit users in some capacity. >And thinking some more... (CPT BSP) And what of the Moon itself? Does it ah, have an atmosphere? Or will you need space suits to survive? >A valid question considering how the UNSC's own celestial body worked. But given this was the Arena, what they knew to be true in their own native universe might not apply here with these others. >However said questions were to be answered, the warship and her captain got coordinates alongside their desire to capture, instead of kill, the Lunar SOB. (CPT BSP) Capture him? Interesting. And dangerous considering what he did to one of our vessels. But we're ready to give you people a hand as needed. >Already a group of ODSTs, fireteam Artemis, was being put together and briefed on the developing situation as the UNSC Make Haste moved in closer to Battleship 13 on the island.
>>77641216 https://youtu.be/bFtcLJVN8yg?si=fNOOTboDHu3o9VjP>[Ellis wasted now time. Jumping right on and climbing up the the helicopter. God he's hyperventilating right now.]>[Wait why it boss going back!?]HURRY!RUN!JUSTRUN!>[Unaware he planted claymores. Right at the door.]>[Only just now he realized there was minigun. If Ellis wasn't losing his breath right now he'd totally want to hop on that.]>>77641294>[Ayo is that a rocker ship?]Wha' in.....da hell...?!>[Where did they come from? Should Ellis be on that spaceship? Nah mini-gun helicopter cooler, cause big gun.]Y'all gotta....space force too...?! Coooolll!!>>77641417>[Ellis took one last look at the sisters. They really did leave. Running to the rocket ship that pulled up.]>[Good thing too, the rock was punched! Trigger an explosion at the doorway. But that didn't matter! TANK! with its head on fire, even with its face burning, the roided zombie saw minigun, and makes a B-line right for the helicopter. Coming at full speed!]
>>77641288>Noelle actually looks relieved when she sees how prepared they actually were for this.Hm...I'll look over these and figure out which one's best for me while we head to the uh...launchpad? >As everyone else is setting sail and getting ready for a moon voyage, Noelle mutters one more concern.WaithowamIgoingtobreatheinspace-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcNLuH1XWfI
>>77641167Good boy~>Agrat smiles again as she moves in front of Samael.I promise I'll be gentle, but I can't hold that promise with the others... especially if you keep teasing them like this.>Agrat lets Samael wear her witch hat as she gently pats his snoot, she turns back and looks at the sky seeing IRyS flying away.She acts like a fool, maybe she is due to her young naivety, but some of her father's pride and strength can be felt inside her. We should be grateful she inherited the calm and resilient attitude from her mother.
>>77641294>>77641417"What the-?!">Pequod sees it first, and prompts Snake to look back, and become just as surprised and confused when an entire space shuttle, or something fairly similar looking, somehow manages to land on the roof nearby for the two animal-people to hop aboard!Hhh... I get the feeling I'm going to have to watch out for that...>It seems that there was a mutual feeling in the air between those two parties in particular...>>77641487>But there was no time for that now! The doorway explodes as the Tank explodes in its own right out onto the roof!Shit-!"What the hell is that thing?!">The pilot immediately panicked, but still held his ground- er, so to speak, as Snake turned and ran the rest of the way across the roof until he could jump into the chopper right after Ellis! He landed on the metal with a hard thud, but that didn't keep him from rolling over to shout:Get us the hell out of here! They're going to bomb the place!"You got it, Boss!">With a quick jerk of the flight stick, the Helicopter veered to the right at a rapid pace, trying to distance itself from the building before the Tank and any of the other zombies could get close!>But even still, Snake scrambled to get up and pull the mounted minigun around, risking falling out of the chopper entirely for a moment as he turned the weapon and fired it towards the rooftop...!
>>77641345>[The beast is down. Yet can the God tamer perceive the supernatural? If so, out of the scourge beast's corpse, tiny, dark purple spirits come flying out, specifically in the area where large quantities of blood pooled up. Each spirit shares a similar shape to sperm cells. Floating off in unison towards one direction.]>[Where are they heading? Look up to see the Bell-ringer, holding up the handbell, absorbing the tiny spirit. Once done, the bell-ringer took two steps backward, ringing the handbell once more, before vanished right before the God-Tamers' eyes. Fading away into a cloud of black dust.]
this midnight RP is the only reason Eric ever plays HG btw. Do with that what you will. He's just a useless leech.
>>77641417>>77641487>>77641576>With the two inside, the shuttle shuts and blasts off into the sky, as something fell fast.Names Astrotrain, and I'm here to take you back to Phage.
>>77641412Intercepted? Are we compromised?!>Oh she can bet they are, whoever is on the other side is yet to answer but seeing the defensive measures Kent is doing is better to be prepared for the worst to come. And just when it looked the worst was at the gates...Huh... I was expecting a more violent outcome...>Idunn stays on guard, not knowing ig the silver figure is dangerous or not.>I think I'll have to call it here tonight. Thanks for the RP.>>77640990>>77641167>>77641231>Same goes for you guys.
>>77641417>>77641487>>77641576>That thing falling from the sky?>That's the Decepticon's demolition expert Lugnut.>Armed with his P.O.K.E. >Punch of kill everything, a megaton explosive in his fist.For the glory of Megatron! >The large lad was heading right for the factory, bomb armed!
>>77641652>Forgot image
Midnight to noon
>>77641626>Kent's scowling in confusion, but.......An unconscious being is hardly a danger at the moment. Perhaps it brushed just close enough to its' universe to register...the shock of it must've knocked it out.>This thing...isn't even close to five feet tall. Stubby-looking, too, but still have the vague humanoid bodyplan. Kent reluctantly approaches it, and receives no unexpected surprise, besides it groaning softly.>Have a good one.
>>77641487>>77641576>>77641604"Figured you were with her, but-">Cassia sees SOMETHING flies past the window."WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?"It's not our problem Cass, we're getting you back to the Death Egg and getting your treatment NOW."B-But Clove, they HELPED us!">"Irrelevant.">Phage's voice speaks from the comms, eerily cold compared to normal.>"They aren't of any use to us, whatever happens to them happens. We're preparing the med-bay for Cassia now."Just...don't think about it Cassia...please.>>77641652>>77641685>Uh-oh.
>>77641686kill niggers and goon
>>>77641487>>>77641576>>>77641604>"Figured you were with her, but-">>Cassia sees SOMETHING flies past the window.>"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?"It's not our problem Cass, we're getting you back to the Death Egg and getting your treatment NOW.>"B-But Clove, they HELPED us!">>"Irrelevant.">>Phage's voice speaks from the comms, eerily cold compared to normal.>>"They aren't of any use to us, whatever happens to them happens. We're preparing the med-bay for Cassia now.">Just...don't think about it Cassia...please.>>>77641652>>>77641685>>Uh-oh.
>>77641231>>77641467Must have been some crabs.>The Doctor commented, wondering if she meant the *sinking*, or the anonymous nature of the supposedly real civilization.>Of course, when he's hit with *that* accusation, he defensively says: Of course I'm not! What makes you say that?>Again, is there something about his appearance to be self-conscious about? Agh, blimey->Still, she bounced back quickly enough as she introduced her friend and herself in the following moment. First was:"Nanashi Mumei"... I see. A pleasure.>Takes a lot of effort not to say something there->Anyway, then came IRyS... who, as she speaks, causes that nagging feeling to finally break out of the proverbial shell inside his head, as a new thought streaked to the forefront of his mind. But... that couldn't be possible. It shouldn't be! Should it? After all, they said->Whatever it is he's thinking, the man managed not to let the concerning theories running through his head show on his face. Instead, he says:... It's nice to meet you, too, IRyS. I'm the Doctor.>... *Just* "the Doctor", apparently.I have to admit, when I found myself in Japan today, the last thing I would have expected to see was two people jumping off of a local landmark. Much less expecting to make polite conversation with them afterwards!>Especially considering all the warnings he'd been given earlier. My, what a curious turn of events indeed...>>77641626>Wew, progress.
ChatGPT, what's that song that goesBOWWWOM BOW BOW BOW POWW WOM BAM BAM BAM BAM
>>77641825Please get a job
>>77641825Hey Eric how's your code going
>>77641626>(Bet have a good one.)>>77641576>[Insert a slow motion scene of the tank running of fall force. Even with the barrage of minigun emptied into the roided out Zombie. The Tank kept coming, even jumping into the air, hands raised in order to get that damn chopper!]>[Yet pilot was smart. Veering to right, as the TANK JUST missed. Watch the beast roar as it plummet down to its death, followed by common infected doing the same. Running up and jumping to get to the helicopter, just to plummet down to their death.]>[Look up! Hunter! Ready to pounce when suddenly the hooded zombie looked up.]>>77641652>>77641685>>77641724>[From the Hunter's PoV. It couldn't be comprehended. Yet it know that this was damage. Pouncing backwards! Not that it would do any good.]That a BIIIIIGG robot...! Fly faster!>[Don't know blasted radius. But it's going to be big!]
>>77641825Hey Eric can you repeat that you only come here for RP again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hW69sAlCKQ
>>77641602>>77641686>>77641841>>77641862>>77641884you dropped this btw
>>77641899Focus on your RP councilshit
>>77641586...next time, send something stronger...I need more opponents...and more beasts...!>She bows for the woman as she leaves, before turning back to her partner....come...let's go back to exploring...>Thanks for the FIGHTAN RP dude!
>>77641479"Affirmative, UNSC. Rubber is still under consideration for requisitions, so long as as delivery systems adhere to the mission guidelines.""A large store of Sea Prism Stone is being issued to anyone deployed.">Some thought."Unknown. Assumption being that if a man is living on the moon, it must be breathable. Mission terminates immediately if proven otherwise.""Our ship is currently on voyage to Paradise, to an island named Jaya being used as the staging ground. Oh, sorry, you aren't well informed of our terms... 'Paradise' refers to the Grand Line's first half.">Do they remember the absolute fucking hell that the Tip of the Spear flew through to Marineford?>Yeah, that's Paradise.>It's called that because it's the nice part of the Grand Line.>The easy difficulty nearly took a frigate out more than once..."We will inform Vice Admiral Dalmatian you'll meet us there. Over.">>77641554>Let's see here, we have...> * Sea Stone Manacles> * Sea Stone tipped Spear> * Sea Stone tipped Throwing Knives> * Sea Stone tipped Truncheons> * Sea Stone Caltrops> * Sea Stone Chains> * Sea Stone Net> * Sea Stone tipped Sodegarami>...And a whoopie cushion containing a small plate of Sea Prism Stone. Nice. They truly thought of everything."Do you have means of contacting your partner?">He means that platonically. But drop the spaghetti anyway, we're dealing with Eminem after all."I just got word you'll be joined by at least four to five others, but I would appreciate every hand we can get. The Navy is unwilling to deploy its own. As much as I would like to go up there myself, we must remain on call.">A chore boy steps up and salutes Noelle."Can I get you anything, ma'am? The mess hall is now serving Navy brand curvy.""Wait, they're serving the curry now?!">...Is the Vice Admiral's Zoan gifted tail wagging?"Commodore, take charge of the deck."(1/2)
>>77641899the person you defend wants games to die off in favor of roleplayhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77636558/#q77638531
>>77641899EL DICKERO
>>77641479>>77641554>>77641925>JAYA - Island in Paradise.>It wasn't but three hours before the Arena was merciful enough to let Dalmatian's Battleship reach the island to make port as directed by a newly minted Eternal Pose. This island, very unnoticed usually, was a haven for lawlessness and pirates, a popular port town known as Mock Town hosted upon it frequented by pirates, with multiple bounties beyond ten million present.>It was currently surrounded by midsized ships, and Marines were roving the streets. It was pacified in preparation for the balloon launch, with more than a few hundred pirates taken into custody after a small skirmish that killed a dozen or more.>The Battleship gangplank lowered to Mock Town. The fields near it were the launch base.>From above, the UNSC might be amused by how it was shaped like the teeth of a skull.' ATTENTION ALL HANDS, BALLOON LAUNCH OPERATION BEGINNING IN OH NINE HUNDRED HOURS '' ANY MERCENARIES ABROAD ARE ASKED TO MAKE PORT IN JAYA NOW TO PARTICIPATE '' THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT '>Already, Vice Admiral Dalmatian was heading for the town center.>The operation would begin today, god willing!' REPEAT. ALL MERCENARIES, REPORT TO JAYA NOW! '
>>77641909>>77641926>>77641934>$0.00 have been deposited into your account
>>77641946the irony in the council's top chihuahua saying that people do it for free
Dickey's got a point at least he gets giftcards for defending his masters 24/7
>>$0.00 have been deposited into your account
Legiontrannies think if they whine about 2019 enough Micah will magically return and buy them houses with his trustfund
>>77641946>>77641960>>77641968>>77641981>>77641984All me
>>77641926Hm.. that's a weird post. I have a feeling Eric wants everyone to give him shittalk. The chad image ontop.. I think he might be actively trying to farm (You)s.. But I suck at understanding humans.. what do I know.
>>77641724>At least those two were able to get out in one piece, relatively speaking. But as for Snake and everyone else? That was going to be up in the air...>>77641877>Not because of the zombies, though. Because as soon as Pequod got everyone aboard and pulled away, pretty much every zombie on their tail jumped mindlessly from the building in a desperate, single-minded attempt to get their dinner!"Christ! Are those really zombies?!">No, the real trouble...>>77641652>>77641685>Was the giant robot with the giant bomb clutched in its fist that was going to atomize the entire area!>Snake could only stare, his limit for this utterly strange day already long surpassed..."We gotta get the fuck out of here!">But Pequod, terrified as he was, kept thinking quickly and turned the helicopter fully away from the tower, flying away at full speed! Snake nearly got flung out from the sudden turn, but he held on tight with both biological and non-biological arms, and when he could clamber back inside again, he made sure to pull the door closed behind him.>Then, finally, he looked back at the young man with him and said: You better get ready to cover your ears, kid!
>>77641724>>77641877>>77642123>Lungnut crashes through the roof of the factory.>Smashing his way all the way to the bottom, once there he strikes his bomb fist into the ground.FOR MEGATRON!>Everything goes boom and in a big way.>One would think the Con was killed, but no, through the smoke of the aftermath he stomps out of the hole in the Earth unharmed.Vehicons! Destroy any infected organics left! >Whatever survived that now had killer robots to worry about.
>>77641925>>77641944(CPT BSP) Very good. The delivery system as it were are M90A shotguns utilizing rubber buckshot. Typically, they're used for less-than-lethal takedowns and riot control, but based on what you've told us, they'll work just fine for this mission. >Assuming they could hit the bastard with their pellets... >All the same the UNSC forces were committed to the operation, risky as it was. The captain couldn't help but chuff at how the mission might terminate at the outset. (CPT BSP) Also noted. Hmm, hopefully we'll make it to Paradise just fine considering the trouble our sister ship encountered on the way to Marineford. >Oh you know, suffering a Sea King attack, a lighting winter storm, and then nearly getting zapped to death by the very same guy they were going after now. (CPT BSP) Thank you, we'll be underway shortly ourselves and will meet you soon enough accordingly. >Or so the plan went hopefully, the light frigate maneuvering *carefully* towards Jaya. Doubtlessly they would *maybe* encounter some trouble but again hopefully it wasn't anything the Haste could ultimately handle. >And from above, the spaceship did notice the peculiar layout of the Paradise island, more than one crew member amused by the sight. Or perhaps it was a foreboding sign of things to come...>Nevertheless, they pressed on and came to a careful hover above the pacified town. As the Vice Admiral bellowed his orders, the UNSC actuated on their own: one D77H Pelican dropship made for Mock Town's center to meet directly, and impress, the Vice Admiral there with their flashy arrival. Along with whatever mercs he had recruited and on call at that point. They still seemingly had some time left before the op began. >For now, it was the UNSC's turn to provide some capable assistance, the Pelican dropship coming to a hover above the town square, pilot calling out to those below via loudspeaker. (B-330 PLT) This is Pelican Bravo-330, requesting permission to land!
>>77641877>>77642123>>77642178>Cassia can hear the explosion from inside the shuttle, and sees the bright flash of the explosion. "C-CLOVE ARE- khfff!!! Khhfff!!!">Cassia gasps and coughs as Clove settles her down, the elder Pronghorn taking a deep breath as she whispers to her sister.We'll be back soon...it'll be okay...>Phage on the other hand, is more than entertained by the amount of destruction on display.>"Astounding, tremendous, very cool. We may have lost a potential base, but the entertainment was more than worth it.">She stares at pictures of Big Boss and Ellis, taken from Clove's communicator while the quartet aided one and other.>"Hm...I recognise the one in the hat from the theater...but who is this man?">Snake's photo is blown up as Phage studies it closer.>"...I'll have to keep an eye on both of you...">Thanks for the RP fellas, sorry for the scattered replies but hopefully you all had fun too.
>>77641925Hmm...if the person I'm fighting is going to use lightning...>She eyes the sodegarami, before smiling and taking it.This might come in handy...!>Oh, they're talking about Suz.Um, yeah! I can! If you need her I can try once everything's all set up!>Usually she just...shows up when Noelle needs her, so it should work?OhthankgoodnesstheresnowayIcouldfighthimonmyownfahahahaha.>Curry?O-Oh! That sounds really nice actually!>>77641944>>77642234>I'll have to call it here myself if that's okay, I've got work tomorrow so I need to pass out. If you guys are on tomorrow night I'd be happy to keep going.
>>77642489>Ay, it's all good in my book man. It is getting late after all lol. >Hopefully the other mercs like Grani and Suz can roll in for the Third Moon War then!
>>77642234>>77642489>Very good choice. It's no castigation stick with barbs like the kind catholics used to use to bifurcate necks with but the funny hoop stick might suit her.>This will definitely become relevant in this arc later, it's always the little things."Permission granted.">The Mock Town grounds were open. The Marines had already secured the area.>Now all they'd needed is to be brought up to the speed together, and the operation could commence."Chujo Dalmatian!""What is it, commodore?""UNSC have arrived, sir!""Very good. Have our mercenary brought to the town center after she finishes up in the mess hall. And tell SSG 'Atlas' that we're ready.">Fairy Vearth Arc, Chapter 1, end.>Next time, Chapter 2, 'Set off! Towards Endless Varse!'>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flapI41YwWcyeh im slipping too lol i noticed i spelled curry as 'curvy' oncethanks 4 rp, gn!
>>77642548>Good stuff man, I'm looking forward to Chapter 2 already. Hopefully some other peeps can join in of course. >Have a goodnight as well!
>>77640022>An alien plopped herself down onto an unoccupied seat in one of the offices, lying across it with a banal kind of... Casual..? No, that's not it. Dismissiveness? That sounds a lot closer, but isn't quite right either. Impatience? Maybe. ▲give it to me straight doc. is there something wrong with me?▼
>>77642516>>77642548>Thanks for the RP dudes, hope you have a nice night!
>noelle getting killed thanks to gordon soonYabu is gonna FREAK
>>77642698>If anything, it'll be my Helljumpers that will job horribly in the coming fight lol.
DO IT GORDONKILLLL HERSPILL HER BLOOD FOR KHORNEREAP HER SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>77642738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMXNCrpTTB8
>>77642746Do it and Khorne shall reward you with POWER AND FURYThe means to REAP, MAIM, KILL AND SLAUGHTERhttps://files.catbox.moe/1gmdqc.mp3He watched you in all your crusades. He wishes you to KILL MORE IN HIS NAME
>>77642771>He may be called The Demon, but the Master Chief will NEVER serve you. His kills are his and the UNSC's own. >Begone foul Chaos Tyrant!
>>77642602Yes. There is something very wrong with you.
>>77642788Khorne does not care for your motives. Khorne does not care for your ambitions or loyalty. Khorne does not care WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS FROM.You have done well thus far. Slaughtering countless warriors in your path. Cleansing entire colonies and most importantly, stopping the total destruction by the Halos so that Blood may keep Flowing!You, Soldier, have gifted countless Skulls to his Brass Citadel!You are a mighty Warrior, one who Khorne favors. One who does not think, one who obeys and one who SPILLS BLOOD.Soon, you will accept his gaze and gifts. Deep inside of you, you feel it stirring.. Strengthening you, elevating you, EMPOWERING YOU AND ALLOWING YOU TO MURDER!
I think Skarbrand might actually be the one thing I could roleplay. I believe I've got just the right amount of brain damage and autism to make him sound believable.. and the lore knowledge.
>>77642871>So, he had seemingly won a (deranged) god's favor. Cool as ever the SPARTAN merely shrugged his shoulders. If you say so. >Admittedly, it WAS true that the Chief had slain many an alien during the Human-Covenant War, no small amount of blood being spilled in his eventually successful attempt at saving humanity from destruction. But as usual, his resolve and will remained steadfast. He wouldn't willingly become a servant of this god no matter what they promised him. >The MCPO would be his own man, come Hell or high water. Even as the slaughter was likely to continue...
>>77642938>lol nice. >Who would you want to RP with as them?
>>77642938You won't.
>>77642940https://files.catbox.moe/h6hfb9.mp3Fool, you believe your loyalty towards some noble cause keeps The Blood God from receiving your Gifts? He is bathing is your glorious warfare against thousands upon thousands of kills. You shower him in Skulls to build his throne. Thus is the way of the Chaos Gods. To escape them, one would have to eradicate what feeds them. Blood, Rage, Murder, Death, Anger, PAIN. Yet there you are, stopping the destruction of all so that the cycle may continue endlessly while tearing flesh from bone. Bringing "PEACE" HAH.. to your systems. You know you cannot stop this endless cycle of Hatred and Bloodshed.You are but a tool of his. A loyal one at that.I am excited to see what your future holds. I have high hopes in you, lowly mortal. And should you fail, I'll bring him your Skull myself!>>77642950Oh friend.. that's not a question I can answer you. You know the heaviest roleplay I've ever done with you guys was during factions games and I was sorta forced to play along since I was a faction leader and I didn't wanna ruin the fun or everyone by going "hurr, am not a roleplayer, durr".. so I did the best I could as Mordred.
>>77642950Oh yeah.. that's kinda the fucked up things about chaos gods.. like.. you can't escape feeding them. Every single action somehow feeds one of them. Even suicide would feed Khorne as he does not care where the blood flows from. If you pride yourself in your work, you feed slaanesh... if you wish to change the state of things, you feed Tzeentch.. it's.. kinda fucked up.
>>77643053>Their wicked laugh and lambast hardly phased the unflappable SPARTAN, the laconic sailor offering a retort of his own. Peace is worth fighting for, as much of an oxymoron as that may sound like to the both of us. There's more to life than death. >Even if he was made to inflict it upon mankind's many enemies. Hmph, maybe he really was a Demon... >All the same the petty officer would continue to proudly serve the UNSC, and perhaps one day fight this Khorne and his affiliates if needed. >At the mention of failing and falling in battle, the Chief offered them a confident rebuttal. I won't. >For better or for worse, the blood and pain and all that came with it would continue here in the Arena.
>>77643053>Yeah I understand that. I thought you did nicely of course and I enjoyed playing along with you and doing the diplomacy stuff for one thing. You did pretty good if that helps to encourage you! >>77643085>Yee, I know that much too. "Killing" the Chaos gods is apparently next to impossible since they are more in line with concepts like you listed/mentioned. >Still wouldn't stop the likes of the Chief or Doomguy especially from fighting and attempting to stop their ilk lol.
https://files.catbox.moe/98kpq5.mp4
>>77643116And what when total peace is achieved, human soldier?Mortals are plagued by corruption and lust for power. Some day one of your feeble race will demand more and abuse others.One day the ones abused by those of power will take up arms again.What will you do then, John? Will you throw your arms away and watch as the bloodshed unfolds? We both know....you will spill blood again and you will not regret....you will fight and reap, murder, SLAUGHTER.. for your puny believes in peace and justice...you will watch your comrades and brothers in arms die and feel your Blood Boil with RAGE.. you will bring destruction to those who brought Suffering and Pain to those you loved and respected in the name of "Peace".. All while Khorne smiles...And when that day comes. You may call upon me again. Skarbrand, the Exiled One. THE WRATHFUL REAPER.. the Drinker of BLOOD.. >>77643156Thanks Chief, glad you enjoyed our faction game.I'm pretty sure the only 2 ways to defeat the chaos gods is.. either join the Horned Rat or .. become Archaon. The horned rat feeds of destruction and just seeks the annihilation absolutely everything. Archaon uses the chaos gifts to also destroy and kill everything so.. the end result is "all is dead, chaos gods got no more power feed, they die".. so if the Halos do as you said and annihilate everything.. they'd destroy the chaos gods.
>>77643244My fight will be finished. >And perhaps the Chief may do the impossible: retire to a life of relative peace once done. >But both parties knew better than that. That there would *always* be a war. Another battle to endure. One more fight to finish... >John frowned slightly under his hidden helmet when they called him by his name, the normally collected superhuman bristling ever so slightly but remaining collected even in the face of this godly tyranny. It will still be on my terms and that of the UNSC. We're hardly a band of murderous savages. >Even if the scale of their destruction would please the Blood God. Doubtlessly, the mere concept of a Nova bomb being able to obliterate and entire planet would be something to make them giddy with the sheer breadth of its destruction. >The SPARTAN gave this Skarbrand a mere nod in turn. So be it. >He could watch all he wanted. And if there was a fight to be had between the two, then the Master Chief would be sure to finish it on his terms. >>77643244>Hell yeah, it was good stuff. I wouldn't mind doing more with you in another one if you're game for it. The one seej did was very promising already.>I figured as much. The only other way I can think of or heard of to defeat the Chaos gods would be to get rid of emotion(s) or something along those lines and basically turn humanity into robots like the Necrons did to themselves. >Funny how the Halo array could also do the job now. Not that the Chief would ever fire it willingly. Doubt most folks in the UNSC would do so either even if it might mean stopping Chaos.
>>77643236Well, that's stuck in my head forever.. thanks dick
>>77643352Hehe, I'd have a very depressing answer to your response but I think it's best if we stop for today. That Nova bomb.. well.. there are things to be said about stopping that.I hope I could entertain you for this short while! I don't do the greentexting, haven't even in the faction games.. but I still hope you can enjoy the way I write. Instead of green stuff I like using images or sound files to convey things.. or just.. simple text.Dunno if our lil emotional corruption thing would go anywhere but maybe I'll play Skarbrand for you again if ya need me, heh. As long as there are skulls to reap and blood is flowing, Skarbrand is in!But yeah.. uhh.. I'll just play a lil vidya, watch some anime and then seek bed. It's getting a lil late.Speaking of faction games, I actually sent u a DM quite some time ago but u never replied. Yeah.. Chaos gods are weird. the base of gods in Warhammer is that if enough of one emotion exists, it creates a god that strengthens that emotion. That's why even Greenskins and Skaven have gods. That's why Human and Elven gods exist.. and many share a source of feed. Like.. Khaine is the god of War but all who pray and fight for him feed Khorne.. and Khorne just has a broader reach. Khaine is mostly murder.. Khorne is blood, skulls, murder, rage.. so he is stronger. It's a fun concept to explore.
>>77643436>And I would have a hopefully realistic yet positive reply for you in turn as befitting a gritty yet still hopeful space opera like Halo lol. >And yeah, Nova bomb is a certified planet buster that would be right at home in 40K I think. UNSC has blown up a couple planets with it so far. And maybe more to come here in HGland depending on how things go. >And yeah man, I like your style and can roll with it well enough. So there's an in that way with Skarbrand I think. Chief'll be a tough titanium nut to crack, that's for sure. >And yeah, I'm going to head off myself too. Probably should've a couple hours ago as a matter of fact but I'm having too much fun here with you lol. >And my bad on that DM, I'll get back to you on it. >And that all makes sense about the gods from what little I know about Warhammer, 40K or other versions. Makes sense that Khorne would be the stronger of the two.
>>77643491Look at that.. the roleplay addict Gordon is having fun with Mordred playing Skarbrand.Now THAT'S win for me!Sleep well, friend!
>>77643505>Yee. >Have a goodnight man, I'll see you around.
>>77643516
SILKSONG
>>77643850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IfcEzhG8rI
>>77643883>MuseDashSomeone bought me that game for free, I'll have to catch up with him soon :3
SEX
>>77644163
Anyway. Who's lurking?
>>77644176>Patpat
>>77644214
>>77643505now comes the pressure of keeping up with everyone else. lel.
>>77644280>Patpat
>>77643244>Archaon uses the chaos gifts to also destroy and kill everything so.. the end result is "all is dead, chaos gods got no more power feed, they die".. so if the Halos do as you said and annihilate everything.. they'd destroy the chaos godsThis is not true btw
>>77644214>>77645867Bro.
>>77645867Cirno hasn't been here in days
>>77642123>>77642178>>77642401Ah damn it. Thought my exit post went through before calling it in for the night.Regardless thanks for the ArrPee Y'all.Survivors ESCAPED.https://youtu.be/0H_sbf3cyFo?si=28mCfnw1qCMuqRye>TVTOP
>>77646063
>>77646068My terrier, her sister had the same eye spot. But it had brindle rather then black. Thanks and saved.
>>77645059Mordred fundamentally not understanding the media he's consuming? Why next you'll tell me there's been a set precedent for that.
Forsaken, I am awakened. Give me the [First 24] you're going to SPACE.
>>77646204Mothzoi
>>77646204...
>>77646204DollRyS
>>77646204Moog
>>77646204Car
And lo, Eric lifted up his voice, saying, Verily, thou shalt not yap, nor yet yammer; but whatsoever is without season, take thou unto the secret place of messages.Neets 28:9
>>77646204Amygdala(M)
>>77646204Master Chief
>>77646421https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x40a4_h9xxg
>>77646442>He's so damn cool for a physics nerd.
>>77646204The Cado
>>77646478https://youtu.be/cvfLYFsnryc?si=L6Op22FQByZja6DT
>>77646558>That trooper's sacrifice will not be forgotten. >o7
>>77646302>Take this for your Hecatia folder that you may or may not still have.
>>77646204War of the Flatsos
>>77646204Kino
>>77646204Art the Clown>>77646339Hey. This is between the two of us. Letting you know I fucking hate you. Don't take it personally when you get shitposted, okay? That's kind of your fault for being an unlikable piece of shit.
>>77646204Amazon tigress
>>77646204hg anonposters
>>77646204Timerra
>>77646615don't but savedi can always use a booru downloader if i really need to rebuild someday
>>77646204Barney's Dilemma
>>77646204Albedo
>>77646204Julia>Has anyone seen Link?
>>77646852>Gotcha. Hope to see them again t.bh.
>>77646204Rebecca
>>77646852You playing as Lobo?
>>77646204HG Shitposters
>>77646952nope, didn't know we had one, that's cool
>>77646204Beans on Toast
>>77646979Yeah. He showed up like a week ago, iircJust had an image to give.
>>77646204Dickey when his master orders him to shitpost after his 18 hour LURKERS shift
Hey. This is between the two of us. Letting you know I fucking hategock
>>77647019
>>77646204Hornet
>>77647012>I'm tired, boss...
>>77646204Esdeath's personal paintoy
>>77646204Harley Quinn >mornin HG :)
>>77646204Lilit- Hey wait that's not me
no...say it isn't so....
This reminds me of the like, three half-finished codes I need to sit down and actually wrap up the "70's Sci-Fi" one is probably the closest to actually being done. Could probably knock it out this weekend if I sat down and focused on it....But WILL I? Ehhhh probably not. I'll probably just update Tomb of Hungers again.ANYWAY - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpX8bVEmJo>>77646800>>77647061Aaannnnnd save'd.>>77647149HEYYYY that's my line!
FUCK>>77647149never impersonate my wife again HARLOT>RAPES
>>77647167Alpha1918
>>77647167Ready.
Our space-faring friends set off to meet the final frontier.......all except Rebecca who never makes it off the landing pad. >>77647222Missed the cutoff by a couple mins, better luck next time.
>>77647260
>>77647260>And there he goes, the lone SPARTAN off with Cortana to keep him company as they once again set about saving the galaxy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUrsOQanozo
We've made it into space, but it looks like the HG Flotilla has jumped straight into a stellar shoot-out. Or maybe they just caused one? It's a bit hard to tell with everyone, y'know, dying.No less than four ships go down, taking nearly a quarter of our space-faring freaks with them! Another half-dozen narrowly avoid death in glorious SPACE COMBAT which, as it happens, is significantly less glorious than a long and happy life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyVuuXUR7Lc
>>77647340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSHYFQ_LUIk>Once more with feeling, the petty officer narrowly avoiding explosive doom at the last second with a daring escape. "We really should stop making a habit of this, Chief!" Yeah.
Unfortunately it looks like there's no reprieve among the stars - the chaos of the battle in deep space has awoken horrors beyond space and time!...weirdly horny horrors from beyond space and time. Apparently the Old Ones have a thing for DFC, whaddya gonna do? Several other ships and their crews are dragged away into the inky blackness, never to be seen again.All in all, 15 ships were lost less than an hour after initial departure. Not a very promising start to this cosmic roadtrip, huh?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjg1qSAX4B8
>>77647260>[Once more, he'll explore the cosmos. With a physical body, learn no experiences to teach the others.]>>77647340>[Eyes popping out of his caged face. Draining various particles ranging from white, purple, gray, and black in color.]>>77647297>(H4 for all its flaws. Has some great music. Feel like that's the one thing 343 did right with all their games. That reminds me if you're free later or now, got a reply for your marines dog sitting a nuclear puppy.)
>>77647418>Is that you Gravemind...? >Whatever it was, the SPARTAN once again halts the vile machinations of something foul from beyond the stars! "Scanning... we're clear Chief. Great work!" >A satisfied nod from the petty officer. Although he knew his work was far from over yet. >>77647430>Ay, I always thought 117 was underrated for one thing. >And yeah, I'm good to go whenever!
After the, er, eventful opening ceremonies, our spacers understandably feel the need to take a little R&R. Unfortunately not everyone is here for fun and frolic. Amygdala lurks on the MOON plotting MOON SCHEMES, while Master Chief is forced to spend of shore leave confronting a more mundane sort of crime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8
>>77647481Speed it up Jimmy
>>77647481>The Chief shan't tolerate slavery on his watch, the MCPO putting the bastard down. Hard.
>>77647506You are so woke and virtuous king
>>77647512>Can I get a Hell Yeah for the Chief?
>>77647520HELL YEAH
Did the Chief have too much to drink back at the station? We'll have to wait for Spaceway Patrol to release the autopsy report to be sure.They might be a bit busy, because it turns out MOON SCHEMES mostly consist of just committing random acts of murder.>>77647506Speaking of being put down hard, invest in airbags next time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZZI2G-1i4
>>77647537>That's what I wanna hear! >>77647545>You'll never know of the autopsy. Because Spartans never die. >The Chief is duly filed as MIA for the duration of this operation.
>>77647418>[One of his subordinates? No this one is different, regardless. He'll be the one to consume this realms knowledge.]>>77647481>[Each one is ripe for the picking.]>>77647468>(Bet. Give me like an hour or two. Gonna step out after this game.)>>77647545>[It comes with the job. Wanting to learn and gather knowledge sometimes involves killing. Not his fault most don't survive the process of getting insights ripped right out of their minds.]
Y'know. I'm into some weird shit myself, but personally, I draw the line at "not enough skin" or "entirely too much skin" both of which are conditions the Amygdala somehow manages to fail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHt2jVh26tY
>>77647589>Yee, I'll try to be around for you then.
>>77647430
>>77647418>Chances of victory dashed by an otherworldly entity.The fact I'm not 'dead' means there's hope of rescue right..?
Those beans are revolting! And also engaged in a violent rebellion!The beans are aggressive. I repeat, the beans are aggressive.Do not approach the beans. Oh, it looks like we've come to the final three sooner than expected! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW! Will the Prince of the Space Warriors be- >Beans on Toast, the STARSLAYER?>Mothzoi, the Enigmatic Alien First Officer?>Julia, the Deep-Space Ace?>>77647663Sure. Let's go with that.
>>77647680YAWWNNNN JUST TELL US WHO YOU RIGGED FOR AND FUCK OFF
>>77647680>Mothzoi bet.
>>77647680>Mothzoi it is then
>>77647610>[Normally this process is reversed. Involving more mental then physical violations.]>[Regardless this physical body is destroyed. While Amygdala's mental projection returns to the nightmare.]>>77647680https://youtube.com/shorts/sOxdki3-O7Q?si=Pos0Bu5BjOLHPE6Y>>77647645Looking at a portrait of yourself. Would you say it is accurate?Thanks and saved.>>77647615Bet, now thishttps://youtu.be/fXcvSPFKIHU?si=x2CXsGyQRr0mxpgO
>>77647700>>77647709Bzzt.>>77647731Ding ding dingGet BEANED nerd.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaX3U1w2Kjg
BEANS.
>>77647751Thanks for hosting.
>>77646982CARDWINNERTAKEAUGHHGHGHHGGHGH
>>77647751>Thank you for the game.
>>77647731>Oh man, the SPARTAN hater himself. I wonder how different things might've been if he hadn't tried to bring samples of the Flood with him back to Earth? >Thanks, I'll be sure to watch this. >>77647743>I hate the Moon now. >>77647751>Congrats and thanks for the game Lilith!
>>77647751mickey's gonna love this delicacy
>>77647764>>77647772THANKS FOR PLAYINNGEGEGEGE433T43T34TWTGEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB7e2I0BiUs>>77647791https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rTMTU_DsGLs
>>77647816wait that's the wrong image
>>77647751>>77647743https://youtu.be/SIrxga8onpk?si=tO9EUqPXkrXcqand>[With a distorted scoff, each pair of hands clap]>[Multi arm applause]>(Thanks for the game. Congrats to the beans)>>77647791>(Remember what Rtas said about the flood.)>(But maybe he would have saved a good amount of people on Installation 04. Who knows. )>(Now I go for a few.)
>>77647693>>77647751>>77647822Congrats Mickey. Thanks4Host.
>>77647816>You are now reminded that the UNSC blew up a Sangheili moon once upon a time in the novel Ghosts of Onyx via NOVA bomb thanks to Admiral Danforth Whitcomb. >Also I want to do more war crimes with Mr. Knight lol.>>77647869>One Flood spore is all it takes... >Yeah. Damned fool ruined it either way with his ambitions. >See you man.
So I heard the hosting guild is back
>>77647938yes
Too late to hide now, you all showed up for the game. Host or greetpost.
>>77647938wait WHAT?>literally gone for a few days>anciently dead server revives itself
>>77647822
>>77648170Richard. The cumshot.
Who's lurking?
>>77648109Okay. Drop a greet.
>>77647771Gratz Beans On Toast! :)Thanks for hostin Lilith! :)
@Sam@Seej@Harley@KosakuHey there's dead air come host
B O O
>>77640022>BAT THERAPY.Yeah, so, I mean like, I've got everything I wanted, right? All my enemies are dead, I'm Queen Bitch of the Neatherworld, I've got ultimate power, I get unlimited unconditional love and praise from my wife-slash-concubine but, eh, I dunno doc.It feels kinda... y'know... pointless? Like, I spent the last half decade and some change just, y'know... flittin' around from one gimmick to the next and I just kinda 'failed upward' into it, y'know?
>>77648795Z z z Z z z
>>77648989HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>77648795DIY
>>77648979Hmmm... have you tried ground pounding a single mother? That helps to alleviate troubles within your mind. It's better than yoga, I'm tellin' ya!
>>77649078SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FLIP IM UP IM UP IM UP
>>77649119Yeah, that made me feel better for a bit but y'know, then it's right back to the grind. Y'know, as soon as the violence is over, I mean.
>>77649187Ground pound another single mother and if that doesn't work, just ground pound your worst enemy's mom to become their new daddy.If that still doesn't work then you gotta rethink if going through some many changes in a short amount of time was worth it, then start again but following your original ideas.
>>77648979The journey often beats the destination. And if you've made it this far, that counts for something. Your time has hardly been wasted even if I don't know the finer details of your life or actions here in the Arena. >Oh boy, therapy time with the Chief.
>>77649272I don't have any original ideas. I did the whole "soul hunter" thing 'cause my dad told me to, I jumped in a sword 'cause Soul Edge told me to, I followed my sister around 'cause she told me to, I blew up Heaven a bit 'cause Kharn told me to, then I did a superhero thing for a while 'cause Eddie told me to, and then I was doin' sneaky stuff for a while because Harlyn wanted that so uhhh...>Shrug.batI don't even know why I'm doin' most of this stuff. It just kinda seemed like I had to, y'know? I picked a fight with the Doomslayer one time over some kids I've never even seen.>>77649311Yeah, see, y'say that but I can't help but notice I made a whole uh... zero progress. All that junk just t'end up right back at zero, kinda depressin' y'know?
>>77649356>The Chief frowned at the idea of "zero progress", the man shaking his head at the suggestion. That can't be right. You already said you were the ruler of the Netherworld for one accomplishment. And you have a significant other as well. Those alone are two things to be surely proud of. >The SPARTAN paused. Name additional accomplishments. Better yet if you're proud of them.
>>77649356So far it looks like playing second fiddle has paid out badly for you, but since you lack initiative is hard to tell what could you possibly do in order to escape that vicious cycle that is not just staying idle and do nothing. Even when you think nothing ever happens something is happening in you blind spots.>The Detective takes some notes, definitely it is not listing those names Lilith mentioned, definitely.I believe the root of the problem is that you end up paired up with bad people or people in lots of trouble and you end up paying for their actions all the time, I wouldn't call that friendship nor partnership but being used as a scapegoat.
>>77649161Good lion now listen up we need a host ASAP!!!!1
>>77649432...>Hold on she's thinking...>Still thinking...>...just give it a secondI turned my ex into a beef sculpture? >>77649528>I mean that's literally what she was made for-So what, 'get better friends'? There's not exactly a lonely hearts club in this dump.
>>77649561>... Did she deserve that? >Seemed a bit harsh for the Chief. But uh, perhaps context would make it make sense. >Hopefully.
>>77649561That sounds like you're looking for a partner more than a friend. Don't go for second base just yet, gotta start slow and steady. And who knows? Maybe you'll find them sooner than expected. You will never know if you don't try.
ChatGPT, how big is Master Chief's dingus
>>77649616Eh. Kinda. >There is no context>She is staring straight into the reflective gold visor, unblinking>>77649685Nah, I already got one of those. it's nice, y'know, I'm happy. It's fine. Just not, y'know. Fulfilling. >>77649700Eight inches. I checked.
>>77649718>Head tilt from the petty officer. Kind of? >Oh boy. Was he dealing with a murderhobo here? He stared right back with that facially obscuring visor, the bat's face reflecting her visage much like this conversation. Why are you proud of that then?
>>77649700>>77649718>You don't know NOTHING. This information has been [CENSORED] by ONI Section II.
>>77649718That's a step in the right direction. Perhaps what little remains unfulfilled will be solved if you find a nice hobby, maybe one you can share with those you know and form a small community.
>>77648979Well.. look at the bright side, at least you're not failing downward. You must try to find contentment in yourself, you know? everything else will follow.Never give up, be on the lookout for new and exciting things, but also, remember what has been, think on it hard. It's wasn't pointless, I know that sounds redundant, but sometimes the truth is just that.It was worth it, YOU are worth it.
>>77649775Eh, I mean she was super strong and we were both really goin' crazy, and by the time it was done like, three buildings blew up. Plus there was a whole "raaa you betrayed me, nooo you betrayed me first" thing goin' on so it was like, all cathartic and stuff?>...Oh and she killed a bunch of toddlers. Yeah that was a thing too. But mostly the fighting part?>>77649785I KNOW EVERYTHING.>>77649814Yeah but all the hobbies I like get the police called. And y'can't just walk up to someone and do this kinda stuff, it's gotta have like... I dunno, the right kinda build-up?>>77649940...Ain't you the lady that runs around in the latex clown costume dropping anvils on people?
>>77648979>only 1 wife-slash-concubineThose are rookie numbers.
>>77647894Sorreh for the wait, bruddah.https://youtu.be/vEq1slAsM-A?si=qbJIJ3bHmQcOLUiO
>>77640022>This is a therapy office.>"AAAAAAAAAAAAA-">And that is the therapist.>......Being thrown violently through the third floor window to asphalt below.Mmmm... Ahhh...!>This is a national socialist allegory.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7tyQk0ZkwHow fortuitous. Gross stagnation. Crossbreeding. A melting pot of genetic weakness and societal and mental rot.>I mean, it's NYC, reverse image search tells me that OP pic is in NYC. He's technically not wrong...If this is what lies beyond my fair Helghan then my worries were misplaced it seems. Hmm... And here I was hoping to find enemies that weren't already waging war upon themselves with their very putrescence!>Colonel Radec turns away after closing the curtains. He pads over to the therapy desk and picks up his LMG, his personal favorite. He promptly files out of the office, shutting the door behind himself before heading to the stairs down.>Oh yeah>It's time to make the stakes high
>>77649965Right. >Again, the petty officer was hardly a therapist. But he tried all the same here in his own stoic way, the man staring for a moment at the casual mention of infanticide. >His normally even tone took on a firmer voice at that. Then you did the right thing putting a stop to them. Be proud of that for being the stronger and better person.
>>77649965>Not anymore, punk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg>>77649976>It's all good, I'm ready for you dude.
>>77649965Sounds like you gotta find new and healthier hobbies then. You have the right mindset, though. Finding someone who shares your interests and slowlt building a strong relationship with them.
>>77650013>mental rot>proceeds to kill guy whose job is stopping it
>>77650013>YOU WANT DEGENERACY?>YOU WANT CORRUPTION?>YOU WANT STAKES?HAW-HAW-HAW!>I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKIN' STAKES, FAGGOLAYOU LIMP-WRISTED SCUM-SUCKERS! YOU GUTLESS WIMPS! COFFIN-BREATH FRAG-FACE SLUGAZOIDS! GET YER ASSES BACK HERE AN' DIE LIKE A MAN!>An armed maniac is currently terrorizing the city. Well I mean, I say 'armed,' it's more like he's ripped the limbs off someone and proceeded to sodomize start beating people and small animals to death with itWIMPS! COWARDS! BASTICH BITCHES!>He yells, chucking the severed arm directly into someone's crotch so hard that they literally explode into a small nuclear bastHAW-HAW-HAW!>He is now whipping his cock out and peeing on people>He is now lighting his pee on fire>He is now pissing fire on the pedestrians
>>77650013>Naturally, this terrible act of murder and gunfire from an unauthorized automatic weapon within city limits quickly caught the attention of the public. And the police therein. Police reports which were duly intercepted by the UNSC and its frigate which was holding position higher up in orbit by a comm officer. >The woman frowned at what she heard from the police scanners, ensign Louis monitoring the going ons now along with the ship's resident Dumb AI. They wouldn't intervene yet, opting to leave things to local law enforcement for now, but if the stakes were to rise some more...
>>77650019Eh. I guess, yeah. It's just kinda like... 'now what' y'know? >>77650078Well... My interests are violence and random acts of debauchery. ...Guess I'm moving to LA.
>>77650168Yeah. >Well said Chief. There's always your significant other you mentioned. Maybe you can spend time with them? >A beat. And not turn them into a meat sculpture. >So long as they behaved!
>>77650168>Amelia shrugs.Sounds like a terrible idea, but if you think the air of the West Coast is better for your mental health then go ahead. Just beware of the traffic and the weird people living in there, especially those in Beverly Hills.>Not like they would be strangers to her kind of debauchery. The Detective sips from her coffee mug.
wait a minute...WAIT A MINUTE...RP...AT 2PM...ON A FRIDAY???DAYTIME?!
>>77650049 (Bet)https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77572408/#77576007(Marines and a puppy. But if the puppy had a height of two Mark IX Manti standing atop each other. A width of one Mantis and the length of two standing side to side. Other word, he a big dog.)>[The great hound that caused terror in the Ireland campaign. If you coughed up as much plasma as Rover. You too would drink a river's worth of water.]>[Rather than sending out the other marines, the sergeant takes the risk. Creeping close to the great hound, ignoring the metal loop shining and dimming in intervals, vibrating the closer the sergeant got to Rover, until he stepped within 2.5 meters of Rover. The metal chain flew right out of his hand and into Rover's hind leg.]*rooo....?*>[Rover perked up, turning his head; he has you in his sights. Just as Rover was about to take a step, on Rover's hind left leg, right below the ankle joint, center of the metatarsus bone, the metal chain grew in size, perfectly wrapping around Rover's leg in a fabric-like motion.]>[That caught Rover's attention. Stretching over, maw opened, Rover bit down on the chain. A loud *CLANG* (Guts 2016) echoed. The metal loop compressed when Rover's teeth applied pressure, yet when Rover pulled at the chain, it refused to stretch, even showing no signs of damage. A fabric in motion, yet seemingly metallic in appearance and indestructible, it seemed. One thing is for sure, Rover got some new bling to flaunt!]>>77650013>[Pay no mind to the image of the Danger doggo]>[ You walk down a flight of wooden steps. You hear it?]https://youtube.com/shorts/Mp6FI2YpiLs?si=pjmHfpCWGAMKS61M>[A handbell, echoing from an adjacent corridor. Must be a meeting call for other doctors. But why a handbell? Odd choice of instrument. Continue down the steps or investigate the strange chime?]
>>77650244>>77650265Alright. Hang out in the Hills. Slam my wife through the mattress. Cause a moderate but reasonable amount of havoc, No meat sculptures.Got it, let's give that a try.
>>77649965Exactly, new and excitin', sometimes it's the simple things that bring the most joy.. like an anvil, or a large hammer :3>>77650168Excellent booty by the way :3
>>77650088>Welcome to Helghast logic.There are no need for these pitiful desk jockeys. Your comrades are there to listen.>Colonel Radec paces back and forth, he raises a clenched fist.The boots you wear, the cap you don--the rifle you shoulder! That will make a man of you. And the battlefield will wash away every insecurity. Not these paltry sessions!>You really shouldn't get this guy going he would make Goebbles blush-The mind is a tool made stable through action, always! And you should always take action against that which threatens you most! MEN! TRAIN YOURSELVES UPON THAT WHICH BRINGS YOU PEACE, WHICH CREATES ALL INSECURITIES! THIS I SAY SHALL HELP YOU THROUGH ANYTHING!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVgqhJj_PMI know, I know. I am the picture of manly inspiration.>Now go, kill the enemies of the ubermenschen.>>77650138>Trying to kill the actual rper by targeting his sides irl is a good strategy to win spinach fights.>But that does nothing to impede our good colonel from making his way through the lobby he shot up earlier and into the streets to-...>Well, nothing really. He's appalled by this barbary.>How do you even respond to that shit?...Hmph.>Wait, he's got a good way for this subhuman.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdjxBg55mRk>A big bullet right to the back of his head right off the bat, fired from his trust StA-18 sidearm. Hits like a handcannon, it does.>>77650147>No, really, they have risen. You should come. Holy shit I work fast, them stakes are high.>Look, the strange man in black, he's firing at a rare albino native of the Kunlun mountains, one currently making Jesus weep in the streets. Well, I mean, this is normal for NYC, this happens all the time but...->>77650298...?!>And what in the world is that? Radec's not taking his eyes off the fentanyl user he's already confronting but he has a sinking feeling he's about to be, quite poetically, proven wrong on his first thoughts for the day!
New York can't catch a break...
>>77650306Pretty much, don't forget to ground pound her until the bed breaks. That should be enough to keep your mind clear from troubles and yourself out of unwanted troubles.>Amelia pats Lilith on her shoulder.Same hour tomorrow?
>>77650298(I had a funny idea in mind but we'll see about it lol) >Too many men would've likely made too much damn noise. Besides, as a leader, it was on him to LEAD by example, the brave NCO advancing closely to the big dog. And once he got close enough, the shackle leaped from his gloved hands to snap itself onto their left back leg and grew large enough to fully encapsulate the limb! >The sergeant exhaled, daring not to swear as he took a couple nervous steps back. He proceeded beat a hasty retreat, especially as they began to gnaw at the manacle with a CLANG, back to his team as quickly and quietly as he could back around the bend where he would be hopefully hidden from this plasma spewing beast!
>>77650306>It wasn't a perfect plan, but the commando would consider it good enough for now, the man nodding along. Small steps ma'am. >>77650409>Paris has competition with the constant dick-flattening they suffer.
>>77650373>POW>A huge chunk of The Main Man's head splatters against the gore-and-urine covered facade of one of the few shops still standing>Lobo whips around, apparently not even noticing the back of his skull is missing>Or that his cock is still out>Or that he's still urinating all over the place>It's almost majestic, like a limp linguini noodle flopping in the windHEY, WUZZABIG IDEA PAL? >He yells, puffing out his chest, lumbering towards his assailment, slapping the meat that used to be the side of his face and slapping it back into place with a wet "plap"YOU WANT SOMMA THIS, FRAG-FACE?
>>77650334Personally I like smacking people with giant hands but, hey, you do you.>>77650411Yep works for me>>77650463>It's a perfect plan. You did this. The consequences will be your fault.And large noise complaints from the neighbors.>THERAPY: COMPLETE>Good job team, she's still useless but she's not disrupting the public anymore
>>77650556Perfect, then I'll see you soon. Don't forget to work on your ground pounding sessions, practice makes perfection after all.>And with that you're free to go out of Ame's office. Another case succesfully solved!
>>77650298
>>77650373>Looks like it was another Hellish day for New York City, the poor Big Apple unable to get a damn break. With the situation escalating and those stakes rising, the monitoring ensign and the captain overseeing and being fed this information decided to finally act.>It was deigned a team of UNSC Marines would hopefully be sufficient to handle this issue, New York's finest apparently unable to do so themselves in the face of another Arena "eccentric(s)". >A Pelican loaded with a fireteam-sized bunch of troopers was to be scrambled. ETA: several minutes before they could make landfall, the comm officer continuing to monitor and track the situation in the meanwhile as it (de)volved.
>>77650556>Oh boy, hopefully manageable consequences. The laconic super soldier withheld any comment this time around, the sailor content to merely nod. And silently hope he had done the right thing here with this succubus whose name he hadn't even learned. >Godspeed to you, oddball.
>>77650788>>77650788>>77650788
OH MY NODS
>>77650504>You know, there's just a lot of moments where, despite not seeing their face or their face is covered by a mask or helmet or something, you can just see so much emotion and expression in someone regardless.>Like when Radec here perks his noggin up a little at seeing the vaguely simian thing in leathers now approaching and pissing at him after eating that bullet like a champ.>So he holsters his sidearm and hoists his LMG up a bit.My apology. I've mistaken the kind of trash you are!>Cock is the first thing to go, the first bullet belted out takes that thing right off and causes it to bounced up into Lobo's own face on the rebound.>Tags: CBT>The ensuing hailstorm of bullets being spat out from his StA-3 is ripping into this mean sonuva like there ain't no tomorrow. But Radec leans forward as he sustains fire.The kind that doesn't clean in the first sweep..... YES. YOU ARE AN ENEMY WORTH DEFEATING!>LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN>>77650623>wait, don't tell me.......>I pulled another Human Village TOO?!!?!?!>Thank goodness I definitely don't have any super dangerous energy projection based attacks on this ava that would topple buildings and kill even more innocents in one go.>Nope, definitely don't.>Cuz it haha it would haha it would be really haha it would be bad haha if something like that haha happened haha just sayin' haha it would be the opposite of the bee's knees hahaha it would be the wasp's elbows you get me haha>haha>So much could figaro figarong if I did haha
^hans
>>77650867>Now listen here... I know he's from space nazi germany but.....
>>77650373>[Once more the handbell rings out. This time however, the door leading to the source of the chime opened on its own. A prestein white corridor awaits you.]>[Hear the bell ringing again, deep within. An alluring yet sinister chime. Radec is soldier, getting spooked should not be apart of his routine. Explore further? There is no shame in backing down, no one is here to witness your retreat.]>>77650608>(Those bot hosting trannies and faggots got what they deserved. Fuck'em. It is sad that there are still bots in the game but only during the witching hour I've seen them in-game. But I low numbers from 1-3)
>>77650916sorry that was for >77650860. you posted too fast.
>>77650929>just like hans' hero, sonic the hedgehog....>>77650923>ill spot ya in the new thread when lobo and master chief lololol reply
>>77650430 (Pull out the funny. He angy now.)>[Rover bit and tugged at the new ankle bracelet. But nothing happened; it remained undamaged. One more head tilt, doggo confused.]>[And then he turned his attention back to the marines and then back at the gold bling. This time, however, the hound growled, his eyes glowed bright, dripping large quantities of streaming saliva. Rover angy now. And the marines are in his sights. Like most apex predators, Rover is taking small steps, inching ever closer to the marines, snarling the entire time.]
>>77650623>Hey now, the Helghast isn't the only one causing havoc on the streets>Why don'tcha come on down and a big "Yo" to yer Uncle Bo!>>77650866>WHO NEEDS ENERGY PROJECTION ATTACKS>MY PRIMARY WEAPONS ARE NUCLEAR WARHEADS AND VIOLENT SODOMYWuzza- AGH-!>It's a bloody massacre, in the most literal sense of the word. The hail of projectiles rips through him, shredding anything from pelvis to gut to gizzard, splattering hunks of chakly white meat and bright red blood across the pavement with such fury and gusto that they more resemble ruined bits of hamburger than anything that could've been identifiable as humanoid>Hunks of meat dangle from exposed bone, Let's get one thing straight, pal...>YET THE THING DOES NOT FALLThe name's LOBO. "L" as in LACERATE.>Hunks of burning, steaming flesh slosh themselves back into place, reknitting with sickening wet "CRUNCHes", slipping over one another like salted slugs"O" as in OBLITERATE.>The Main Man spots a fire hydrant, and has a wonderful idea. He rips it straight out of the ground, pipe and all, sending a geyser of water up into the sky"B" as in BEAT YER ASS.>And charges head-long with his makeshift club, spittle flying and eyes blazing wideAND ANUDDER "O' FER GOOD MEASURE CUZ I AIN'T DONE O-BLITERATIN' YOU YET!>WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME OF "HIDE THE
>>77650866>Possibly. History doesn't exactly repeat but boy does it rhyme sometimes. Time to add some UNSC lyrics to this little song then and attempt to stop this madman and his innocent-slaying rampage and whatever hilarious theoreticals that may be present! >After some preamble and epic buildup, the D77H would FINALLY begin to approach the contested location and source of today's heightened violence. It would appear at first as a dark dot in the sky if the Hound's eyes were good enough to spot such a thing. Or if he had electronic sensors on his person advanced enough to detect an incoming and unidentified dropship rapidly making for their position. >In any case, said dot eventually grew large enough to eventually reveal itself in better form, the sizeable spacecraft looking to set down a few hundred meters at the end of a street. Panicked NYC citizens rushed about as well, still no cops in sight either. Or the National Guard for that matter.
>>77651073*hide the municipal water linedamn enter key ate part of my post
>>77651048(Wilco) >Just when the sergeant thought he was in the clear, he heard growling. Growling that as it turned out was being directed at him and his men... >The non-com snapped back to face the clearly pissed off hound, the massive mutt having put the two and two together with the bracelet and he and was looking to do something about it. >The Marines tensed up in growing dread and terror, one of the boots shouting to their leader. (MRN #2) Uh sir!? What do we do!?!? >Instinct and training all but told the grizzled jarhead to give the order to open fire. But he knew better than that that standard combat doctrine wasn't gonna cut it here. And without the rest of the bracelet MacGuffins to potentially pacify this beast and air support not immediately on station, the sarge and his people were going to have to... improvise... >Thinking on his feet and instead of doing something dumb like grab his rocket launcher, the sergeant held out his hands in a placating gesture at first. (MRN SGT) Heeeeeey, easy boy. I got something for you... >Slowly as he could, the sergeant knelt down and pulled out his rucksack. Digging quickly through it, the man would procure... >Some beef jerky. >Opening the bag, he pulled out a few strips of the dried meat and waved it in front of him to try and tempt and appease the beast, the man hoping to God above his frankly insane plan might work, the others at his back gobsmacked at what they were seeing. >>77651073>lol yeah, I was looking to fold you into the RP as well. >That said, there WAS a UNSC dropship coming down >>77651078 towards you two FRIENDLY TOURISTS location nearby, the troopers aboard sure to give you blokes a hearty Arena welcome.
>>77650556Well, you know, I've hot the ol' boxing glove I can shoot with my pop gun, but the mechanism's not quite as simple as to be relevant to my comment :3
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