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>>78377286You don't have long left to get your folders prepared. I'm looking at YOU, me>>78377317<3
Get the fuck out, cartroon.
What kind of burgar is burger
>>78377424Bunger
>>>/b/940798329>>>/b/940798329>>>/b/940798329>>>/b/940798329
@ whoever asked me about my rarest Lenny last thread - I don't have it saved but it's herehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/461826/#462136Why didn't I save it, you might ask. Well I was miffed that the glasses were overlapping the nose, but I've been thinking about it a bunch and it's driving me mad that I don't have a copy
WELCOME TO HELL, MOTHERFUCKER! HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAA
>>78377628And the body is able!LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!
Yuck
>>78377567How the fuck do Sam and Samael keep ending up in the same district? Are you 2 dating?
>>78377652Team Sam RUNS THIS SHIT!
>>78377628To be back home. Perhaps I can see my beloved Lilith.>>78377652I am spoken for.
>>78377695
>>78377663>>78377695Uh huh... I'll keep an eye on u 2.. something is fishy
MAKE YOUR DEALS WITH THESE FALSE GODS AT YOUR OWN PERIL!>>78377695That washing board probably gives insane head>>78377652Yes they are. both Sams will deny it though.
>>78377752Speed it up jimmy
>>78377752Show me what you got, hoebag. I gotta learn some new moves to teach Chihiro, yo.
>>78377752>>78377628I'll get on it once I'm healed up
>>78377752
>>78377829>not a bbc unrealistic
>>78377810>>78377829Kys Richard
>>78377752Whatever happens here I am NOT getting killed by sissy Bugs Bunny
>>78377829Dat ASS!Nice.
CARNAL DESIRES TAKE HOLD!>>78377792You're going to knock Chihiro's jaw out of his fucking skull if you spar with him even semi-seriously, Sam. You're a heavyweight and he's a featherweight. >>78377810You will pay for becoming a pagan.
>>78377719Me RN.Thanks and saved.>>78377752I will not deny that.I offer a moment of passion!>>78377742Eyeing me? My dear, I did not know you wished to be with me. Shame I am practicing self restraint. For my own sake.
>>78377870What did I do to deserve this.
>>78377765Gotta blast!
>>78377870Nah, I've been training the lil twink every so often in the games. That's why the fella is a bonafide BADASS now.Now excuse me while I stick my pee pee into this old cripple man and the hot fortnite cat.Now gimme your strong hand, nigga! You know RIGHT where I want it!
Damn it, I died and didn't notice..>>78377884But I enjoyed our time together at the lake where we made that one knight watch as I explored your glistening scales. Did you already forget?
>>78377870
>>78377870That didn't go as planned
>>78377954>>78377987Ack ack ack go cum on another trash can
>>78378035That was David
THE DAWN OF THE NEXT DAY!>>78377884Freaky lizard cock>>78377901Shouldn't have been such a whore, Len.>>78377946Those words were never spoken in the bible>>78377954Is that faketaxi?
>>78378042Where is his baaaaaaaall?
>>78378042Same person
>>78378061Oh shit, Mordy's gonna FREAK.
>>78378061
>>78378102When does he not?
>>78377870>[Coiled around an erupting pillar of hellfire, Samael sleeps. Growing a thick transparent scales over his eyes.]>>78377948Ah yes, we did. Wonderful night of bliss under a full moon... Though it pains me to leave you unsatisfied, I must uphold my word to the Qadištu.>>78378061>[He has two of them.]The jester or the mute? Which is yours to take!>[A quick spell to change his appearance. In case he's being watched.]
>>78378091How about Micah?
More pagan gods and even more sex... Filthy mortals. Hnnnnnng I don't care for the pagans but I'd sure love to be involved in these blood orgies. >>78378102>he doesn't knowMordred's on MY cock now.>>78378137Of course he does.
Anyway, who's lurkin'?
>>78378191
Any LURKERS?
>>78378061>>78378137I got dibs on Harley.I'm fussy for the clussy!>>78378170Well I just formed a blood pact with YOUR WIFE! So... yeah! That means something, I'm sure.>>78378191Deez.
>>78378170
>>78378209Oh don't, I'm so hungry. Love sausage rolls.
It's a shame that one of my favorite victims has been murdered. I truly did enjoy torturing that soul for eternity. >>78378239"wife" in heavy quotation marks. Check the bulge.
lurkers where we @
>>78378287I want to anyway.
>>78378287>bulgeOh FUCK you're right! I didn't even see it! FUCKING TWINKY TRAP FUCKERS!!! Imma poison ALL THESE FEMBOY NIGGAS!>>78378238>>78378299DEEZ NIGGER!DEEZ!!!
>>78378170>[It is anatomically accurate for Samael to have two.]A rabbit with a serpent...? I was not surprised it fled.>[He's drawing a circle summoning the succ.]You will do. I will endure the consequences after m.>>78378239Very well. Enjoy yourself! The mute has secrets, I want! Have fun, Sam.>>78378287The blood river requires fresh sacrifices. Have fun human!
>>78378315Cute doo doo oven.
lurkers, hello?
>>78378353
>>78377948>>78378258Alright, I have the helmet ready, now the matter of editing it onto your head..HQ
Hope you enjoy your slumber party with the goatman>>78378315Don't kill the precious twink>>78378318It's only gay if you're receiving>>78378323Snakes have 2 cocks?
Anyway, Lurkers? Game? Continues?
Lurkers? Who are you looking for?
>>78378353Nigga, WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? I'm right HERE! Can't you see me!? Am I dead?? Did I die??? Am I a ghost!?!?LOOK AT ME, NIGGA! DEEZ IS LURKING! DEEZ! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!>>78378392Fair enough. That's good advice. Looks feminine enough anyways.Now excuse me for just a minute. Mokou and I have a 23-hour long game of Jenga to finish and this nigga bout to beat me with some bogus sheit!
>>78378434Oh. That's who's lurkin'.
>>78378392>[Yes.]My scales stiffen up in the cold. Uncomfortable to move around. >[Not to mention it's his weakness in Vengeance. Probably for the same reason Mara is weak to ice.]
>>78378460Deez has been lurking this whole time, yo.
>>78378370Does this help at all or do you need me at a different angle
More degeneracy>>78378434Also that "wife" is the angel devil from chainsaw man, blah blah blah your life literally gets sucked out of you if you touch him.>>78378467You know what? I'm not gonna search it up to see if that's true or not. I believe you.
>>78378504>can't even fuck the qt twinkWHAT THE FUCK!? Fuck this, Imma fuck the next thing I see! This is bullshit!>Sees Lizzie's demonHey baby. I wants ya, and I'm gonna gets ya. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...
I swear to fucking god if I get a long ass game like what happened last time I will rape someone.>>78378556You can fuck the twink, you'd just be there for a good time. Just not a long time.
>>78378504>>78378589>killed by broken eventAWW FUCK! THE DEMON WAS ACTUALLY THE TWINK!WHAT A FUCKING TWIST!
>>78378493The angle looks good, I'll give it a try :3
Mesphistoph makes many tributes an hero. RIP.>>78378605Your nuts weren't even quaking before you died either... Shame.
>>78378504>[That's how nature works.]Well you survived. I suppose you have a purpose to fulfill. Regardless hand me those vases!>[Fangs out, carefully letting them hang over the lip of the vase, dripping thick sweet scented purple liquid from his fangs.]>>78378589I like you I do. But cannot stand your voice. Leave my sight!
>>78378614PEAKThank you>>78378589>>78378642>the bri'ish curse...
This slide is boring but there's still a death so I won't skimp over it.
>>78378677You're welcome :)
Hey Mordred can you translate what this event says? I'm not bothering to go to google translate so I can understand what your ugly language is saying.
>>78378640You have satisfied me. Now begone.>>78378709Scales must stay warm.>>78378751Pagans....
>>78378725Also saved>>78378751You've never heard of Beltane?
>>78378725H-hey.. y-you look kinda.. cute..
Only Four Remain...>>78378771Those pagan false gods disgust me as well. Only I AM GOD!>>78378780lol no
3 REMAIN!>MICAH>ANON>SAMAEL(I already know who's going to get betted on because the rest of these fucking suck)
>>78378843If Samael wins I'll become his newest wife!
>>78378843Micah?GAY!Anon?DOUBLE GAY!Samael?Based as fuck and the winner!
>>78378807If you truly are a god. Tell me, do you find this serpent irresistible?>>78378843Their performance was abysmal.... I've had imps that lasted longer...my mood has soured...>>78378852I doubt the Qadištu will approve.
>>78378843Sammy! :)
YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED! A FITTING WINNER!>>78378852You cheating BITCH!>>78378867>>78378923DING DING DING!>>78378899I prefer mobians but the serpent's a good 8/10
>>78378928Should have solved that cipher, Anon.
YOUR WINNER IS SAMAEL!
>>78378928LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!Micah? GET FUCKED!Anon? GET FUCKED!Sammy? Get you some puss puss, son, cuz you just won this shit! Good shit, my guy!
PLACEMENTS OF YOUR POOR SOULS!
>>78378928You're answer is accepted. I have faith in you.As expected. They didn't last that long.>>78378953Fitting and beautiful champion if I do say so myself!
THE TIMELINETHANK YOU FOR ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!WINCARD SOON!
>>78378985Thanks for hostin', my guy.Good shit, Sammy.
>>78378953>>78378899I don't care who's in my way, I'll crush them all to become your wife!
>>78378990
>>78379010Are you still going to host over Eric?
>>78378985
>>78378985Congrats Samael.>Thanks fro hosting!
>>78378953Wooo! Hoo!Gratz Sammy! :)Thanks for hostin exe! :)
>>78378899>>78379011>Big talk for someone in range of attack.
>>78378985>TFH
>nova thinks he can actually beat the oocic eurotroon
>>78379046Nah, I had my dino nugges and calmed down. Imma go play nintendo games instead.The fag could actually apologize though. Like, an actual apology to Lillith and not some smarmy ass shit.But that's not on me. That's on those niggas.
>>78378973>>78379010>78379072>78379079>>78379063You're praise is appreciated.>>78378985You have my thanks for this match. Feels wonderful to be back home!>>78379011You say that. But wait until you encounter them.
>>78378990Enjoy your wincard, Satan.
>>78379090My only equal is the Great King of Knights! And you are nowhere close to his power!
>>78378985Thanks and spanks
Lurkers?
>>78379153>Cute. Big talk but no proof.
>>78379072>>78379079>>78379100>>78379212I adore the praise!(GG, y'all.)>>78379090>[The snek shudders. Granted it is the nicer of the four, but still.]>778379146You have my thanks.A wonderful trophy.
>>78379153Tell her she underestimates your POOOWWWEER!
I see you making that post, Eric.
>>78379024Who this kot summoning?Thanks and saved
I have expanded the triangle further. I obviously know there are multiple of the same people on here by the way.
>>78379404I'm driving that car through the McDonald's.
>>78379239Why am I getting the vibe that this turns you on?... >>78379278POWAAAANo
>>78379442are the children killed in the process?
>>78379442Don't pretend like your ass wouldn't eat the mcdonalds t- FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT CARNAGE ON MURDERS THE CHILD
>>78379404Samael wouldn't murder the child.... Probably.But hin ordering one coffee is accurate.Blaidd and Ellis will be cheering for them McDonald. Ebrietas will perfer to eat at home. Ori in between at home and McDonald. Amygdala would murder everyone if he don't get that MacRib.
>>78379496If they are too dumb to buckle up, than they are on their own.>>78379501I'd steal a shit ton of apple pies and flip over the frosty machine!...damn thing never works anyways.
>>78379521You're Ellis? I had no idea
Continues?
>>78379263>Careful, Naamah will bite you if you get too cocky...>>78379475Why, I wonder~
>>78379552Yea. That's me as well.Also black sperm would be on the McDonald's hype and murders the child.>JJJSJ
>>78379632Is that Shuma-Gorath?
>>78379585Lady, I kinda signed up to enjoy another night with the flying snake, not you.. but if that means I can get to him, I guess I'll entertain you.
>>78379404>>78379551He needs to be to the right of the pyramid with the category "Destroys the McDonald's"
>>78379223
>>78379704I WIL TEAR YOUR WORTHLESS HEAD OFF YOU FUCKING SHIT SKIN
>>78379551https://youtu.be/Ye9WIfNT3C4?si=3-Mwtzse2IL9R4m2>>78379661The eye ball? That's Gyoro-Gyoro.Wait my mistake, It ain't Shuna-Gortah anymore. It's fucking Gargantos now.>>78379585>[You know Samael will be into that.]
>>78379766>SO fun fact about Tarn.>He wears a mask because he tried his talking death trick to Grimlock and Grim maimed his face.>>78379740It's a McDonald's not a Subway.
God I want some donalds right now..Was to borg king last week. Had to throw the fries, the sauces and the chili cheese nuggets away cause they were inedible garbage. Absolutely vile.. >>78379807Yes, the finest restaurant on this planet. I'll tear down a thousand burger kings for ronald
I'm gonna summon Eric to host for us>clears throatI BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY
made some further adjustments, my goal is to flood this pyramid by the end of the month and be as comprehensive as possible. Listening to feedback too is gonna be good.
>>78379666Sharing is caring, heroic spirit~ but maybe Samael and I can reach an agreement. That kind of rough play is not my style after all...>>78379766>Oh I bet.
>>78379854Nailed it, thank you
lenny go to bed.
>>78379854I'm proud of past me's choice of namesake ava. You just need one look at the thumbnail and you can tell which one's me. You can't say the same for the rest
Eric isn't gonna miss a day is he?
>>78379900I need to stay up for half an hour more so I can post the next /i/ slide but I will afterwardsAlso the timing on your post lmao
>>78379854Based and accurate.>>78379807Based grim.Part of me wants to get into the comics hearing all these wild stories. As well as some of the animated shows. I'll admit to only watching G1 and beast wars when I was younger.
>>78379854Fire-Chan canonical for destroying the McDonalds
>>78379903He's probably just going to host twice tomorrow if he doesn't host today. >>78379902unmistakable simpsons look was your friend>>78379979I'll add more of your avatars tomorrow, is that the elder mimic?>>78380054Holy shit I totally forgot and that was a good joke too. I'm putting fire-chan on there tomorrow.
>>78380096A fellow Vita Carnis enjoyer I see.You would be correct, it is an elder mimic.
>>78379876That's surprising.. I was told I'd have to face evil and horrid things and was ready to fight.. but you seem nice.. I'm confused.>>78379854Yeah.. I'mma go unfriend Harley and Sanic
^shits on friends award
>>78380136vita carnis creatures are unmistakably silly looking, the elder mimic most so.>>78380144Try some wendy's every once in a while, wendy's is way better than mcdonald's.
>>78380167I do not make friends with those who threaten my sacred bug mac and 2 mcchicken and 20 nuggies with curry sauce and large fries with more curry sauce and a sprite>>78380190Not even Ramsay food is better than donalds and wendys does not exist here. We have donalds. The finest china quality.
sounds like a you problem eurotroon.
>>78379979>And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.>But if you want to go down the TF rabbit hole, I can hook you up.
>>78380233>euroThanks for the compliment!
LURKERS????REVEAL YOURSELVES!AND TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING, TOO!
>>78380280Me. Watching lowcows graze.
>>78379854>On the one hand, they must learn not to take anything for granted.>On the other hand, burgers.
Alright lurkers, poke your heads out.
>>78380144You heard too many lies from the angels~, they're prone to attack anything opposed to their Lord's plans. You may know by now how authoritarian leaders and their underlings act against those who defy them or have different opinions.
>>78380212You have the taste palate of a 10 year old. I'll take a sub sandwich with roast beef, capicolla (GABAGOOOL), turkey, and salami sandwich with munster cheese, spinach, onions, tomatoes, pickles, salt, pepper, mayonnaise, mustard, and vinaigrette on Italian or white bread any day of the week.>>78380292Mokou looks like she enjoys chicken sandwiches
Where's the RP? The lurkers?
>>78380280Deez.>>78380294DEEZ!
Oh. Carry on then.
>>78380321Waiting for your FART the CLOWN ass to shut up.
Dickey turned the spambot up to 11 today.
>>78380353It's not even 1/3 as bad as last time.
>>78380321DEEZ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!>>78380339Ty mate. Appreciate.
>>78380190Trimming are meant to be punted. All of them minus the meatsnake are evil.>>78380262I'll make a note on that. Just so many continuities to read and watch!
>>78380315>Also chicken fries, and most things related to chicken.
>>78380312Oh I like the way you are talking. Same reason I had to strike down my father. He was not fit to be King. His ideals kept him from greatness so he had to go!But that does raise the question why the great snake would warn me of you.. something must have happened.>>78380315>sandwich>he eats breadC'mon man, have some self respect.I usually make me some bug salmon filet with skin. I cool it like ramsay taught me. Or his sesame crust tuna steak. Just needs 30-40seconds in the pan and it's perfect. The inside still raw, only an outrer ring cooled. It's soo good.Or a huge shrimp cocktail with a soba noodle plate with steamed veggies and my own made soba dip.
>>78380449>>he eats breadDo you not eat bread? Every new thing I learn about you is fascinating
>>78380422>Here are two things for the worlds of the comics.https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page>Use this as a guild to where to start.>Don't fall into a rabbit hole of reading too many articles.https://readcomiconline.li/Search/Comic>Here are the comics in question, use the wiki to connect them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEu7zjpuUdI&list=PLrmfZZ3Fen9H2EMqrkR-WXlV4LhzeqrYKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92hlfdgvb3I&list=PL3lb98kB-PsE2iON6F4l1ZDOiQeGKC-sG>Here are some anime, shit gets crazy.
>>78380449
>>78380502No, why would I eat unhealthy slop? Even the insect bars in snowpiercer taste better and are healthier. Bread is just dust pressed together. Stop eating that.. look >>78380558 the nignog eats bread, u wanna be a nignog?
>>78380422>meatsnakefinally, a new nickname for my penis.>>78380449I'll eat fresh, high-quality bread as much as I want. Fuck everyone with Celiac's disease (except Gaben).>>78380434does she like turkey or duck as well?
>>78380591
>>78380449Out with the stubbornly old ways, in with the brave new world! You see? We're not so different~!>She smiles, but only briefly before she lets out a soft laugh at the mention of Samael's warnings.Oh, "that"? The warning wasn't about me, but about Samael's other three eternal consorts beside me. Together we form the Qadistu.>Naamah gently touches Mordred's chin.Unlike them I'm not that overzealous when it comes to sharing Samael, guess that makes me the nicest of the group, lucky you~
>>78380589I don't feel comfortable continuing this conversation. Bye
>>78380649
>>78380294Were you expecting to find a sweet, innocent little mortal, tucking their head under the sand by hiding in the shadows? Well... you expected WRONG!EMERGIS EXMORTIS!>https://youtu.be/hryVXjkxs8w?si=lhdX5jaO58egMiWo&t=2Huzzah! Merasmus the Magician has risen! And he has come to bring you... YOUR DOOOOOOM!>First 24 for Trope Games codeeeee
>>78380591>Why would she not?
Seriously, where are the lurkers?
>>78380684Fujiwara no Mokou
>>78380684Time Seal
>>78380684Lizzie
>>78380684Typhon Anthrophantasmus
>>78380684Skeleton with a boner
>>78380684Wolf Girl
>>78380684Sonic.exe>>78380606I am going to eat a full loaf of french bread all by itself to spite your ass>>78380686because turkey can be dry as fuck
>>78380684Dante
>>78380684What, you don't wanna wait for someone else to host first?
>>78380684Mad Jack
>>78380684Agrat bat MahlatEntertain me, walock, let's see if your skills are worth witnessing.
>>78380684Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki
>>78380684Consul X
>>78380684Loona Wolf
>>78380684Ayano Aishi
>>78380684Carnage
>>78380684Rover>>78380535Well shit.Based [B]enom. I'll have to deep dive one day.
>>78380641>4 of themGreat.. well you are a charmer, I like you but I don't like the thought of having to deal with an entire harem of god knows what kind of evil mega witches. Maybe I should just.. wait it out. See if Samael gets rid of them or something. I'm not all that excited to battle crazies and their powers.Should have just stayed with Master..>>78380758Eating ze bugs is not the own u think it is.>>78380649I thought u were sonic, kek. I didn't look at the image.
>>78380684Alpha1918
>>78380684The Flush
>>78380851It's bread. What level of autism are you on to not like people eating sandwiches? Your goyslop burgers are made with bread that's infinitely worse quality than the shit I make my sub sandwiches with.
>>78380684The Deep
But how can you eat burg if no eat bread?
>>78380928Lettuce wrap.
But how can you eat burg if no eat>penis
>>78380942Good point. Sounds tasty too.
>>78380684Knight Gundam
>>78380684RAWR
>>78380833>Hold onto the links, they will get you through some times.>Also here is the Witch Blade Anime op, nothing to do with Transformers, but damn does the song slap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLqr46iZJ4
>>78380851I'm afraid that's gonna be difficult~, you see Smaael has been a naughty boy and the toughest one of us caught him off-guard and forced him to do a promise, borderline contract, to cease his esrthly desires for quite some time... getting rid of them would only make Samael hate you because they too control his heart~
>>78380958fag
>>78380977:(
>>78380958Well? Host over him pussy, we're waiting.
21/24
>>78380987See>>78379125Too busy playing nintendo games.
>>78380942Tortilla's are just flatbread
>>78380678Stevie Wonder
>>78381024see>>78380977
>>78380684Selene Leni
>>78381020eh.
>>78381047:(
>>78380684Gaffgarion
>cowering down alreadyYep yep yep, pussied out.
>>78381033>Tortilla's are just flatbreadNot what I'm talking about, retard.
>>78380928Google "KFC Double Down".. also, if u think mcdonalds buns are bread and not lab brown fungus, you are mistaken.>>78380973This is getting more and more complicated. Fighting someone is one thing but I don't know the first thing about breaking contracts or freeing his heart from control. The closest I have experience with are my command seals but those are simple. I can't leave my master as he gets to control me with his seals. I'm no mage, just a knight. Only magic I possess is a mana burst.So I guess I am defeated before I even started because even if I slaughter all 3 somehow, Samael is gonna be furious and then I didn't win anything.What a pain..
Beware, mortals, for Merasmus has taken the liberity of transporting you all into a realm of chaos and confusion, where anything could happen! But above all, you can expect to meet... YOUR DOOM!... Did Merasmus already say that? Doesn't matter, for it is still true!>>78380792Do not trifile with the likes of Merasmus, fool! Your pitiful mortal magics are nowhere near powerful enough to compare to a wizard such as I!
>>78381156Oh hey you got your fonts working.
>>78381156Murder time!
>>78381156Urge.To kill.Rising.Also nice fonts :3
>>78380966Bet.You have my thanks, dudeI never read a witchblade comic or Manga before.>>78380973>[You spill the beans. A secret to his serpentine heart. He would have let her keep talking to the knightess, also due to not knowing if the snek was going to get tagged in or not. MB. But revealing that secret did not sit well with the serpent. Hope you don't mind some hissing. Coming from nearby stone formation and a very familiar crimson serpent making himself known.]
>>78381156Is my phone acting up or did you use a low resolution. It's weirdly blurry today.
>>78381156yo this shit is blurry dawg
>>78381193
>>78381151Don't listen to them bro, I think it looks fine.
>>78381228Upgrade for tacks lolThank you Anon! :3
>>78381156Let's do this!
>>78381156>[Rover is ready! Wait something about the read blob, seems familiar. Has Rover met him before? Possibly, Hound's memory is all over the place, now.]>[Assuming Cletus remember that time he got nuked by the doggo when bullying the psychic fatty.]
>>78381156Evil, beware!
>>78381156The only mortal here is you, Merasmus. I have power over all the sorceresses and warlocks, I suggest to mind your manners if you know what is good for you.But alas, the fate of this battle has already been decided... now let's see everyone play their part 'till the very end.
>>78381083Dubs names my Persian
>>78381287Giovanni>NGGST
Five!Four!Three!Two!One...!It seems some rivalries cannot be limited to simply one game! Perhaps fates will change for the fighters this go around? In truth, Merasmus cares not who wins. So long as it is exciting!>>78381156>where did that phantom "save" come from>>78381174>>78381193>Apparently all I had to do was flick on something in the chrome addon page to fix it. Who knew.>>78381211>>78381227>Dunno what the problem is. I'd try restarting the browser but we're already going here so let's just hope it fixes itself here.>Not that I can tell since I don't really look at my own slides-
>>78381287Giovanni
>>78381287Turdsucker
>>78381287NIGGER FAGGOT
>>78381287Jimmy
>>78381287Candlejack
>>78381287He was alive?I thought those screams were just gas escaping>>78381287Snowball
>>78381287Shart
>>78381301>>78381310>>78381312>>78381332>off by oneHoly sheit.>>78381313lel
>>78381287niggeranus>>78381273your form immortality is feeble... FOR I AM GOD!
>>78381263>>78381305>He doesn't but that's a good thing.Hey, wanna see me turn on all the gas and strike a match?
>>78381305>[BIG PAW! Blocks your path Cletus!]>[This ain't like you Cletus. Or are you trying to make yourself into a ghost to fight some other ghosts and the wizard?]
>>78381344>>78381350MORDRED WINSNAME IT SHARTDamn I'm good at rolling
>>78381151Maybe you will need to find a mage as strong as the old King Solomon if you want a piece of Samael and to tame the rest of the Qadistu~>>78381200>Naamah hears the hissing nearby, she smiles with delight awaiting what's coming, be it good or bad for her.I think I've said enough~, the rest is up to you, Mordred. Good luck and hope to meet you again soon~
>>78381305>where did that phantom "save" come fromYour game is creepypasta-ing itself
>I-I'm gonna host over you for realsies!>H-haha j-just kidding please don't tan my hyde lord CHADric... I'm sorry for acting up...
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>>78381344>>78381368Shart is super srs.>>78381389>I finally got my own artMa. MAAAA! I MADE IT MAAA! I DID IT!
Instead of complaining like the fool you clearly are, why not try KILLING him instead? That would be far more entertaining!Ugh. The last thing Merasmus needs is a headache from you idiots trying to play "music"! Do not even think about it!>>78381273You dare think Merasmus to be confined by such pitiful limits? That is for beings of lesser planes of being!And besides, your "wind magic" isn't exactly impressing me so far!>>78381387>Halloween... is becoming real...
>>78381414>>78381398
>>78381362>[Go head. You get a head tilt from Rover. Seems like the giant doggo is interested, will you light that match?]>>78381350Damn.>>78381344Lol
>rolling twice
>>78381424this looks really Indian... Why is he liking softcore porn on YOUTUBE? No dignity.
Hm. Merasmus guesses that he didn't see that coming. How strangely familiar...>>78381389>The most accurate part of this is me being over the Great Khali since I probably am the worst performer on this-
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>>78381424Boys, shouldn't we be more.. death metal if we for Carnage.. he'd be a great singer
>>78381363>>78381428>Looks like you stopped him in time.No time for that! We must embrace the emo and start a band with these people! Come on!
>>78381424I don't know, Typhon. Just destroy them with your cock.
>>78381389sam has never been important at any point in HG, he's less than just a little mouthy guy compared to everyone here, more like an unnoticeable fly buzzing around
>>78381424Hey, a protein packed midnight snack!
>>78381389KEKKKK
>>78381424>[Rover is the mascot!]>[As well as transportation and a security.]>>78381474>[Rover just the de factor mascot. Even if the the go the path of numetal and emo.]
>how many of these 1000+ events are about fucking farting bro-A battle between a giant robot with a sword and a giant monster of unnatural creation! How original...FOOL! You have awoken the abominable snowmen! Pray to whatever God you dare think might listen!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnz5mGfHKSc
>>78381353You know how little that narrows it down? There's too many pagans and pretenders I have known through my existence and not to mention the One True Enemy always lurking in the shadows. You feel a bit different, though...>No seriously, there's one too many layers and flavors of Capital God in SMT.>>78381305And so it begins.>>78381424Arise mortal, your services are needed.>After she's done awakening The Deep she faces Merasmus again.Had I used something stronger I would have killed this feeble mortal. He is still needed for now.
>>78381374The whole planning and talking was never a strength of mine, that's what my Master and the King were for. I'm better suited as a weapon.I'm hoping for some miracle that would allow me to meet the snake again... oh well.Was fun chatting with you. Enjoy your scaly friend.
>>78381389Good job outing yourself as a councilshitter artfag
>>78381538That's for hosting so many games, nerd!
>>78381545What the..>Eric why
>>78381538HRAH!
>>78381601>>78381538Whoopsies
>https://youtu.be/8sp8DRXgh8c?si=xY3ACIH0aP3DiVsCDo not think your meddling in the past will go unnoticed, fools! You might think you've altered history, but you did not stop to think WHOSE history it is you have affected!>Gators in your toilets are no good.
>>78381538>[Rover's run is cut short. Probably for the best.]
>>78381538Looks like we're bringing oldfag memes into here.>>78381545I am not from your weak universe, I need to know nothing about it anyways. All false prophets and gods shall PERISH under my FIST!>>78381631The times I told you that your games were slow as fuck were just in good fun, you know that... Right?
>>78381631>RAWR is on the hunt
>>78381538Well I'm making like a banana and splitting!...ya hear what I said Mute? Eh eh?....yeah I hate you too.>>78381631That dino is the best swimmer out of all of us.
>>78381631Crikey, now all I need is my gravity harness mate!
FOOLS! You have unwittingly spun the WHEEL OF FATE!Come onnnn, big head, come on, big head...!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQSHZK169oBEWARE! You have summoned a storm beyond your pitiful mortal comprehension! A storm that has come, not only for your lives, but for your very SOULS!>https://youtu.be/O2dvl7jOtzE?si=byj3j1Z8erRoHMju&t=8
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaPn619HkI
>>78381692Can you say anything other that "FOOLS"? Are you fucking Gandalf talking down to a Took? Fuck off.
>>78381692Well I've done worse than cuddle up with a Dinosaur during a storm..
>>78381719Calm down.
>>78381719Intensify emotions.
>>78381538OW OW OW!!>>78381594>And the confusion brought forth made for a uniquely sour experience.>>78381658>Whether or not she does understand what you mean, she's still just a projection.
>>78381692Sorry Flush, only room for one bowl in this shelter.Well... 2 bowls>Lights a bowl of weed
>>78381739>>78381743Smells of ankle biter.
>Wow, hey, everyone, look, it's a reference to everyone's favorite Team Fortress 2 character Tom Jones!This is not some kind of disgusting mingling social club! You're supposed to be killing each other down there!>>78381719You mortals are not nearly impressive enough to warrant an insult of greater intensity. And Merasmus is certain that anything more scathing than calling you FOOLS would go right over most of your empty heads!
>>78381538>>78381658Yeah you're just as maniac as Him, even the delusions of grandeur are identical. But why the banana suit? This ritual confuses me.>>78381692Rain...? It's raining?>Agrat laughs briefly as the hurricane takes her away. Her part on the story has ended but the end is still far away.
>>78381562>['I'm hoping for some miracle' she says. You're in luck! That small red serpent may or may not be that snake! Flip a coin and see!]>[Or watch the transformation sequences of the snake erupting into a pillar of purple fire. Becoming the sexi serpent she's seeking.]>[Unfortunately his attention will be turned towards the demoness.]>>78381374>[Cue transformation sequence here.]Naamah.... You have always been my favourite...>[He speaks truth? Or lying just to get a reaction?]But how dare you?! Revealing such a sensitive secret?!>[Is he angry or embarrassed? You picked.]Was this Agrat's doing?!
Hmph. Perhaps that pitiful creature should have traded his eyes instead of his legs.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZoq1eUK-s
>>78381692Feels like people are having more fun than me...>>78381775I've added heart breaker to the list of my crimes!
>>78381775Sorry, I get violent when I'm high>Takes another hit of my bowl>>78381746I should get back to hosting as well, things have calmed down after a lot of BS and I've just been lazy the past week lol>Seriously thank you for hosting so much :3
>>78381775>If loving JUSTICE and CHIVALRY is a cult, I don't know what's wrong with this world.
>>78381816Make thread
That horrible she-beast must be stronger than she looks. I recommend killing her before she sinks her teeth into the rest of you! Literally, if possible.
Behold! The rivalry continues! And yet again, somehow that idiot keeps getting punched by the smallest arms imaginable!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCgrlUVClRAGah?! The Crystal Stars!? So the legends were true...?!>>78381836>Uuuuugh but that's so much wooooork
>>78381888>500teeth to neck comboRawr
>>78381888Being Merasmus is worse. Did you pay off the mobs yet?
>>78381816Alright, pack ya bags lady, we are going on a trip.>>78381888Once I flood the world with ocean water...I'm going to drink it!
>>78381888>He hates...EVIL! DROPKICK EVIL! DESTROY EVIL WITH SPELL AND SWORD!
Merasmus is...! Not surprised. I mean, just look at you both. Disgusting creatures.The Crystal Stars?! Again? Really? Don't you have any other power-ups to use?>>78381932Quiet, you! Merasmus' business with the Japanese Mafia is his own!... But if you happen to have some money...
>>78381816Great, now I have a craving for braaaaiiiinnnssss...>>78381888Owwww... Clearly it was a stupid move trying to fight a dinosaur...
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>>78381888>>78381958Yup, definitely should have just stayed home with my cereal
>>78381958>>78381953RAAAWWR
>>78381958We going to Japan. The yakuza will be looking for you.>>78381986Nevermind. You'll keep your legs Merasmus. Carry on
>>78381986>Bro I was going to post EXACTLY this image>But that saves me the trouble of having to do it myself and THEN say we're going here I guess
>>78381803>Naamah smiles in a way akin to a kid being busted doing some mischief.Tee-hee~>She can tell Samael's mix of anger and embarrassment is revealed in front of hermMaybe I spoke too much, maybe Agrat told us to deny any "dangerous females" to meet you personally...
>>78381826>Yeah that happens, if something throws you off coming back can take some time. Good to hear things are more stable now.
>>78382109Thank you Mokou, probably about time I wake up again lol
>>78382163>And thank you for playing!
>>78381803>>78382070>there was a wish to see Samael again but not even a knight of the round table would be bold enough to interrupt these two in such a situation.
aww babbys first rp
