/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #4290>"Emperor's Royal Guard" Edition--Stories--By DesperateWinter>A Spare in the Trunk (Ch. 30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/43485082By Codanon>CODA (v.0.9.1)https://codanon.itch.io/coda-demoBy ColonVee>THE BITCHIKER https://archiveofourown.org/works/73878466By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141By Kuzconaut>DOUBLE-TEAMED (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 17)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By Thesalariouswinter>HMOFA Shorts (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/72698186By Ficanon>How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds) (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65989972By Doctor Cure>Forsaking Soulshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/73518691By Sheriff_42>Dimensional Penfriends (Ch. 21 & 22)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124By OldNewCordi>Rosettes In The Grasslands (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/70198246By XYZ-Z>Tank Toyhttps://xyz-z.itch.io/tank-toyBy Anonymous>Dumb Spook Day Storyhttps://rentry.co/dumbspookdaystory[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Aggie ]: https://magma.com/d/YC0P6z4mKW | [ Thread Filters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79188465Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Needs more Sophie cunny.
7oomer will never be welcome here again
>>79193961Funny you should say that. I require more pics of waifurs being scritched. I like it when they are depicted as having a weakness for stuff like that.
you should be strong enough to bridal carry even the largest waifurs
>>79193989Can your waifur(s) throw hands?
>>79191633/r/ a drawing of hmofa waifurs saying they would love humans and then watching humans doing the funny thing in the webm.
>>79194111>"Human culture is so rich and vibrant!">The human culture in question
>>79194111>*they would never love humans
Puppy is at it again! :p
>>79194111>TripsThe numbers are aligning! God willing this shall be done.
>>79194084https://youtu.be/JXj0qn0DBdQ?si=wkjeRIto3SOVllaT
>>79194027Request it then.
You bitch!
>>79194199
Ideal woman
>>79194167Requesting a were-borzoi aristocrat.
>>79194167No one wants your shitty lesbo character art here
>>79194167Whats with all the Cosmo drawings?
>>79194258She got her face punched off by the first anthro bug thought. Then they made us feel bad for baby dying.
>>79194199ageing quirk chungus vibes
>>79194084
>>79194285>everyone wantsftfy
>>79194147Sorry, you got BTFO hard /sfur/ refugee.
>>79194300Trying to worm his way into one of the discord servers
>>79194167I wanna wrassle her, put her in a headlock then lick her ear
>>79194300Kaimana has grown on me. I understand Cosmo's gap more appeal to big stronk grill, but still a delicate flower.Also, the Puppy licking streak, as well as it being a pokemon move, and Kai is a mon, so getting licked COULD paralyze her, and that would be funny for a tiny Chihuahua, basically, to win a wrestling match vs a tank.>>79194258Instead of squeezing her titties, you hold her mini hands! D:
>>79194247sorry lady, but I'm RAT to the bone>*rat squeaks that sound like the guitar riff*
>QuestionShould I shade or color this? I haven't been feeling it as of late.>Side noteJust had a few slices of Domino's and Pizza Hut pizza (the family is picky). Pizza Hut would be better if they kept consistency, and Domino's should lightly spread that garlic sauce. Sadly, Hatsune Miku cannot persuade me to hate on PH's thin-crust sausage when done right.
Oh fug, I just remembered two other ideas I had.Indo-European Yamnaya steppe waifur, and Mamluk camel warrior lady.>>79194463It's pretty nice as is, good work. A little shading could do it nice I think, but if you're not up to it that's alright. Also>Pizza HutWhere I live they're barely even a thing anymore.
>>79194463 what color scheme we talking?
>>79194247It will be a GOUDA time, I promise. You FETA believe it.(I am trying desperately to woo the mouse woman)
>>79194332Slab McMeatThrust
god i wish smellovision was a thing already
>>79194503 (me)Feel I should clarify something, I didn't exactly come up with the Mamluk camel warrior lady idea, but I do want to do something with it. Sorry if this post seems useless, have this scary rabbit looking thing I found.
>>79194721forgot image smhtbqh
>>79194503Bumping both of those ideas because they sound right up my alley too.>Pizza HutMy local Hut shut down years ago even before Coofvid hit. Now it's a dry cleaners and they just colored the roof blue.
>>79194558be careful, you might end up catching a sergal lady's attention instead
I love zork
>>79194738>"Oh nooo healer I have cut my lips in battle "
>>79194752what a dork
>>79194752>179lbsouch
i wanna smooch the shortstack otter
>>79194738Glad to hear that. About the ideas, not the Pizza Hut. Anyways, I gotta start writing these all down somewhere. Have a camel.
At what point does your said work become too big for /hmofa/?
Real quick, I need a /Hmofa/ approved font. I can repay in very crappy, simple doodle or very short story. (Like, two posts long, at max. I am very inexperienced.)
>>79194503>Yamnaya steppe waifurWhat would she be? I can think of a few species that might go well. You could do domesticated animals, or maybe horses, or more conventional wolves/dogs.>Picrel, her HM
>>79194463I have very mixed feeling about the Big chains. We have a local chain called Freshslice, which I think is pretty alright compared to them, but it tastes very weird.
>>79194869When people start hating on it
>>79194891Hmm... Liberation Serif?
>>79194869Too big? That's entirely on you to decide. We've had art provided by people with five-digit accounts, game devs and musicians. If you've got the fortitude, you could be as big as one of the popufurs everybody knows by style and name and still browse.
>>79194869There's almost no control over if your work will blow up or not. The comic about the thick raccoon was drawn with MS Paint and went to 10k followers in like a month.
>>79194869I don't understand the question. Break the conditioning.
>>79194167I wonder if Kaimana traded in her STAB moves for Fighting-type ones
>>79195048I don't think they let you bring knives into the ring
>>79195034Is this Stellaris?
>>79194869My work will never be too big. Shit, I could become a world famous painter or musician, or even President of the United States of America and I'd still be posting here 'till the day I die. (Speaking of, I do plan on running for some kind of political office someday, so pls vote for me when the time comes.)
>>79195030Shit, that's small time. You wanna talk about an artist who came to 4chan as a nobody and left with everything in their hands, just look at Sluggabed. And then he immediately vanished. /adhg/ has no idea how lucky they are.
>>79194824I'm not sure she's built for human interactions, but maybe it's more a case of "not with that attitude" rather than "where there's a will"
heres ur wife bro.
>>79195070Correct.Xeno-Compatibility is the future.
sleep sketch https://soundcloud.com/user-720427353/barbie-girl-x-we-like-to-party
>>79194258>no snout>no fur>no tits>no fluffy tailthat's a complete and polar opposite of "ideal"
>>79195112Space Pirates would like to know your location
>>79195121the future is grim.
Anyone got any sportsbike using waifurs?
>>79194455the dubs demanded further elaborationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqgUG_JVzCsOn the thread I was bornThe storks all gathered 'round>storks are associated with delivering babiesAnd they gazed with wild wonderAt the pup they had foundThe head stork spoke upSaid, "Leave this one alone"She could tell right awayThat I was rat to the bone[chorus]Rat to the boneRat to the boneRa ra ra ra ra ra ratRa ra ra ra ra ra ratRa ra ra ra ra ra ratRat to the boneI broke a thousand heartsBefore I met youI'll break a thousand more, nony>nony: nickname for anonBefore I am throughI wanna be yours pretty nonyYours and yours aloneI'm here to tell ya humey>humey: human pronounced similarly to honeyThat I'm rat to the bone[chorus][solo]I'll make a purityfag begAnd I'll make a good anon stealI'll make an /hmoba/fag Blushand I'll make a micefag squealI wanna be yours pretty nonyYours and yours aloneI'm here to tell ya humeyThat I'm rat to the bone[chorus][solo]Now when I walk the streetsRings and yeens step aside>Rings: slang term used to refer to raccoonsEvery human I meet hahaThey all stay satisfiedI wanna tell you pretty nonywhat I see I make my ownand I'm here to tell ya humeythat I'm rat to the bone[chorus]
>>79195205You'll just have to sterile a few trillion every now and again to keep the universe from slowing down.
>>79195121Sorry but you're lagging my game, gotta do some culling
>>79195121
>>79195093>did a few draw requests for a thread>did a few more>everybody liked his work>mentions he has a comic in the works>wait what>ask for social media>doesn't even have any>drops the entire comic upon completion>over twenty pages of professionally colored, lined and shaded comedy and porn staring a red dragon>like something a ten-year webcomic vet would make>everybody in the thread stupefied>he asks for comm rates based on it>gets some numbers>starts a twitter>hits like 12k in a night>50k in a few weeks>made fat stacks from patreon>proceeded to walk off the face of the earth just like triuni>and this all happened in the span of like a monthwild times being there as it all went down. even snagged two requests from the guy. hope he's doing well
>>79193228no. i haven't talked about it lately but i've been busy and a lot is coming. expect an update towards the end of the year or early next year if I'm unlucky.>>79194891i use VCR-JP and VT323 in my projects because they are easily readable and vertically aligned.IBM Plex Sans or something helvetica can work well for a clean and sharp aesthetic.
>>79195249Making an addendum because I checked his profile after the fact, and he's sitting at just 40k now, which means people must've dumped after it looked like he wasn't coming back.>last post was two and a half years agoMan...>>79195285she's looking a little toasted
>>79195249why do i always miss the cool stuff. i only get to see shitposting and thread derailment.
Touched this one up. Sharper, brighter, better quality. Hand was also steadier since I wasn't falling asleep as I took the pic this time.
>>79195318Peak boomerfur aesthetic. She watches the grill why her hubby fetches the beer
>>79195318"WAZZUP!?" lol
>>79194084As someone whose waifur is a big girl, true. I really gotta get my shit together.
Ichor from the vineDripping so slowLike fragile tiny rainGathering into foamLittle toon girlCome marching homeLittle toon girlCome marching home
>>79194891iosevka
im sleepy gn thread
>>79195426Nighty night
>>79195285I thought you finished MSK
>>79195249https://youtu.be/dd2VffsCWW0
>>79194977Good recommendation, downloaded. I owe ya one.>>79195285Font recommendations from the big man himself. I've downloaded those three as well, thanks for the help, I owe ya one too.Also, that fox (?) has a very nice tail. Good work.>>79195318Looking good, very nice.>>79195425Another one!? Bleedin' hell, it's a good one though, so I'll grab it too. Thanks, owe ya one.
>>79195211Nope
>Hearing the neighbors arguing the next house over>"Dad, I LOVE him! Please stop, you're hurting him!">"I TOLD YOU, NO FUCKING SKINNIE IS TO EVER LAY A FINGER ON MY DAUGHTER!">I hate living in this fucked up neighborhood
>>79195404I kept thinking that too. I'm too lazy to look her up in the archive besides this one pic.>>79195400that sounds like it tracks>>79195498ty, kind anon ^___^
>>79195597>aside from this one pic>didn't include pic
>>79194921Forgot to reply to ya, sorry about that. Horses, wolves/dogs are all good ideas. But what about a bovine? Ancient Indo-Europeans did have quite a lot of dairy in their diet after all. Also, as I've been reading about this, turns out southern Ukraine is apparently the core ancient homeland of the Indo-Europeans. (Pontic-Caspian steppe in general really, but still.)
>>79195553I actually kind of like this idea for a story. The MC is an older dude with an anthro wife and kids, but works a hard job to provide for his family and lives in a house in a shitty neighbourhood. The neighbours daughter plays/played with his kids but the dad has always been sneering at him and getting very angry over the most minor of things, and the wife even heard him call her a slur for anthros that sleep with humans.The issue is I think this is basically just that Lakewood Drive movie...
>>79195498>Good recommendation, downloaded. I owe ya one.Gimmie uhh, a Coyote girl in a hoodie who loves night-walking. Your choice whether it's a doodle or a story.
>>79195093Was just thinking of this snek.
>>79195302i'm big fan of toast.>>79195442no, i have not finished MSC yet. apologies for taking so long.>>79195498thank you. i'm glad to have helped, anon.
>>79195285Very nice, good tail physics.Now add a tail slider.
>>79195733anon you know for a fact that if he adds the slider, literally everyone would just put it at max value to see if it fucks with the geometry/obscures the camera
>>79195746Me want big fluffy fox tail.
>>79195760and that is a good and noble desire, but you have to remember a game's technical limitations.
>>79195715her buttmusk must be biblical
>>79195776To hell with the limitations! Where there's a will there's a way! And that man and I as well, will for big fluffy fox tail!
>>79195715*chair rattling*
>"...and I hereby promise never to reveal your family's secret gumbo recipe..."
>>79195905Secrecy on pain of death
>>79195787Most snakes can also spray their butt musk as well. It's not just king ratsnakes.
My ideas/requests file is now a mish-mash of varying fonts and sizes with less than efficient formatting. I like it. Thank you to all who recommended fonts or made requests/gave ideas.
>>79195249>pry Dim's ass open with the jaws of life>https://youtu.be/ldO5WSq3Zbc?t=246
>>79196091Neo-nazi skinhead fucks a big booty yigger lady
>>79196091H.H. Holmes giving a waifur a haircut
>>79196091pixar's 20 story writing rules
>>79196317Old Pixar, or new Pixar?
>>79195034>>79195070>>79195121
>>79196464old most likely. I first found the list like 6 years back
>>79195597>>79195612I know I have more of Abby saved but my folders are too unorganized. This was the best Abby for reference that I could find after a quick look. >2000 pictures of canines saved and no motivation to organize them further.
