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>QOTT:What are you doing for Thanksgiving this year?
God I love dangerous anthro men
>Thug son or gay son?
>When you were kids, you and your anthro best friend liked to play tag together in the woods>He was always "it", since being the pursuer let his hunting instincts run wild, and humans were good at running for long distances to keep it challenging>Perfectly innocent fun... at first>But as the two of you got older and puberty started to take hold, something changed>Nothing had changed for you, personally>But for him, the neurons responsible for positive feedback of the hunt, the slow buildup of tension and cathartic, climactic release, began to get linked to something else>Even though you were teenagers who were probably too old to be playing tag, he kept insisting>Sometimes he would just start bolting at you, trying to tackle you, without even asking first>He became rougher and more impatient>And after he would catch you, he would pin you down in place, his eyes glazed over with something you didn't recognize>Panting heavily, his claws poking holes in your clothes as he kneaded you with them, looking like he was a thousand miles away, growling when you tried to pull away
>Hey, uh, Anon?>This is embarrassing, but, could you help me get all of the sand out of my fur...?
>Ywn go to eat at the new restaurant that everybody has been talking about downtown>It's run by a family of eastern dragons offering their typical traditional menu>They're all very friendly, the food is good, and it's inexpensive, but...>Your waiter, one of the owner's sons, you presume, is maybe a little TOO friendly?>From the instant you stepped inside, his eyes lock onto you and seem to have never left you since>He skipped over, like, 5 other people in line ahead of you to seat you, insisting on bringing you to a private booth>He's been hovering over you practically googly-eyed asking you how the food is and even when he steps out of the booth you swear you can feel his gaze burning into you>And you're pretty sure he piled way, WAY more food than usual into the servings>Still, aside from the oddly exuberant service, the food was fantastic>But as you go to fill out the cheque, your waiter interjects, stating "Oh, but sir! You forgot to eat your fortune cookie!">Sure enough, an already unwrapped cookie sits next to your now empty bowl>You're fairly certain this wasn't there when he brought everything out to you in the first place, though...?>He stands there, not breaking eye contact with you, with an expectant smile as you break the cookie in half and read the small paper inside>"Be open to new experiences in life and love!">"Your lucky number is: 69">...
>Anon, we're no longer allowing you to volunteer at the endangered anthro conservation society>Don't give me that look, you know what you did!>How are we supposed to build their numbers back up when they only want to fuck *YOU* instead of their own species?!>You could have at least only slept with one of them! Not ALL of them...!
>>79241749He looks hotter as a full bat
>>79234546
>>79245919
>Chad Thundercat has been spreading rumors around school that he took your virginity (he did not)>And that you came first (you wouldn't have)
>>79246532Yet you still love each other
>>79246532Now all his friends think you're "easy" and want to see if they can make you cum even faster than he did.
>>79247150Spoiler: They won't.
>>79247192They keep bragging to each other that they did, but they keep trying.
>>79247629Chad is the only real friend between them
How do you say no?
Need a fat man
>>79235229i rather a Gay Thug
My human is STILL doing NNN. I'm worried about his health. How do I explain how dangerous this is, and that, if he chooses to continue, we can still have sex without him cumming?
I decided for no reason whatsoever to post the threesome scene from my writing as a sneak preview. It's chapter 11 out of probably around 26, so it's not even the climax of the book.https://rentry.co/oxb3apns>You lot have fun.
What type of clothing do you like to see your furhusband wearing (and stripping naked out of)?
>>79256863Just a t-shirt and pants to be honest
>>79256863Idk
>>79256863Chainmail and gambesons
Bumb
>>79253532You must drain his balls asap drug him if possible to be more easy he could die if you don’t do something
yall when I find the keys to my saucer and fly to the anthroplanet
Anyone here a fic writer willing to do requests?
>>79261175I'm willing to hear a proposal, a length and a time limit. Be specific.
>>79260912>Anthro roommate drugs my cereal with xanax, sucks me off while i'm half conscious, and then calls the police>Get sent to a psychiatric hospital for "suidical ideation" and "egregious self harm" for doing NNN>Get to listen to a shrink tell me that what I did was selfish and prescribes aphrodisiacs to "treat my condition">Border collie patient down the hall giving me weird looks
>>79262131Another human safe from death don’t worry about the patient stating he is just surprised to see new faces
>>79259409
>adventure
>>79261585I was thinking something like this >>79234142It might be overly detailed but I can compromise, It doesn't have to be multiple chapters, but it should be a decent length one shot if possibleTime limit? If theres a time limit to completing it I don't have one.Again willing to compromise but the basic concept includes getting mooned by a group pig orcs (your choice on how many but more than two if possible) then getting power bottomed by them (which includes rimming both forced initialy then willing, facesitting and power bottoming large guys), No scat, farting, water sports or snuff.
Best date with a beastmaan?
>>79234071this is exactly how i wanted to stuff my turkey tomorrow
>>79262855Literally me
>>79246532I dunno, Anon. You seem pretty defensive about these rumors. And you seem a little too certain that he'd cum first, why is that? Are you SURE the two of you didn't fuck in the locker room? It's ok to admit it, you know! Everybody in school kind of already figured the two of you were a thing, given that Chad beats up anybody who looks at you for too long!
bump
>>79266488I can fix him.
>>79266565Are you sure about that?
>He forgot to hide his pinups before having you over
>>79253532I saw that meesh image too
Your response?
>>79268232Well not with THAT attitude
>>79268232Alright
>>79263163Puberty hit him like a truck
>>79234546How dangerous
I like my boys skinny.
>He has spent over 400 bucks trying to pull the new, limited-time-only human unit in his shitty mobile gacha game
>>79270105Is that knife-wielding anthro man gonna cut 'n chew my testes, A-Anon?...
>>79270481
>>79270105>insane murder>but he has big bulgy wulgy so hes attractiveIf only evil wasn't so attractive
>>79266488>Skaven threateningly looming over you telling you to get hardI'd fold in a second, unfortunately. Don't think I'd long in Skaven society. (Or in a Skaven, period.)
Well, /hmoma/?
>>79259409very cute desu
>>79277028Explaining to my anthro roommates that they can’t just walk around naked
>>79277094Aww, why not?
>>79277094Imagination is the strongest aphrodisiac. If his junk is just hanging there, where is the exclusivity? The transposition of a frontier is the shape of intimacy.
>>79277728>If his junk is just hanging there, where is the exclusivity?Exactly, it's a gift just for (You), his human husband, to unwrap and watch flop out of its covers up close.(If anyone can make better edits of these pics feel free to do so)
>you've been traveling through the wilds with this energetic cheetaur guy for a week>one evening he awkwardly asks you to jerk him off because he can't reach his dick>he has a breeding mount at home (used daily), but couldn't bring it for this trip>he's been horny all week but too shy to ask for help, now he can't stand it anymore>you think he deserves something better than a handjobblow him? offer yourself to him? give him a reach around while taking him from behind? needless to say neither of you will get much sleep that night...
This is an anthro thread, not a taur thread
>>79262131>Border collie patient down the hall giving me weird looksWhere did the stereotype of border collies all being insane even come from, anyways?My roommate is a border collie and yeah, he can get a bit moody and territorial and he'll sometimes sit there staring into nothing growling and muttering under his breath with his claws drawn, but all it takes is a nice pat on the head and he's back to normal, nothing weird about it
>He uses force choke on you>Whisper "harder, daddy...">He loses his focus and drops you
>>79235916dude, he just sees you as his pack by now. be glad he doesn't go rough with you like young anthros usually do between themselves. >>79236323great, an excuse to spend intimate time with your anthro friend, brushing every inch of his body... what's not to love? >>79237366don't worry, he's just being friendly. plus, having human regulars is great publicity for every anthro run business. and that fortune cookie? it's just tradition in eastern restaurants. why are you worried? as long as they don't have wallpapers like pic related, there's nothing suspicious. >>79278944>discriminating someone just because he's got two more legsthis hurts the taur's feelings
>>79246532just spread your own rumors about how tight his butt is and how much he actually loves to bottom. that'll shut him up. guaranteed! most likely. well, probably...>>79247150dare them to go bottomless and prepare their tailholes for (you). that way you can already weed out the posers and are left with the serious offers. >>79261079plot twist: that 'probe' is actually a human cock going into anthro butts via a portal
>>79253532>my humanthis implies you're in some kind of relationship already, so that one's easy:>let him top you in missionary "just the tip, just a few strokes to remember the feeling">wrap your arms and legs around him to prevent him from pulling out>pull him in balls deep>kiss him deeply to distract him>whisper in his ear how much you love him and that you want him to feel good>remind him of how good it'll feel for him to just blow his pent up load deep into you>just hold him tight, against his struggling>he'll cum in no time>the pleasure of his orgasm will wash away his anger about his failed challenge
Showing up to the showdown at high noon wearing nothing but your gun's holster to distract your anthro opponent!
>>79278416This is a combination of cool and sexy. I love it.
>>79279149>get thrown in sci-fi jail>he walks in and sees you restrained>gets hard>ask him about it>he storms out the room
>>79281697>>79279149>Nothing interferes with a sith lord's ability to use the force than confusing romantic feelings>Which is why the rebellion has sent (you) as their trump card to get intentionally captured and then interrogated by him in the death star while they do their thing!>Good luck!
up
thinking about (you)
the stinky gacha cat needs cock to cure his cringe addiction, do you tap?
>>79285884With the force of a thousand suns.
>Somehow, you've caught the eye of your city's local Supervillain and are regularly abducted by him>"Luckily", your city's local Superhero always arrives to save the day and rescue you, but...>Well, he ALSO has a thing for you, apparently, and likes to tell the villain to keep his paws off of "his" human before flying away with you each time (and being sure that the media heard him say that, too)>So now you're caught in the middle of a very dangerous, very public romantic competition, and none of the participants seem to be willing to stop and listen that you want no part of it
>>79285884>Pulling pants down ever so slightly to reveal just a little tease of bare hips and shaft baseI need more of this
>>79287834same but with ass
>>79288636Older anthros are very experienced in milking cocks.
>Be me>Returning back home from a business trip on a red eye flight>Splurged the company's money on a window seat in business class, so expecting a nice, comfortable ride back>Except the guy who got the aisle business seat next to me turns out to be a hulking, walking talking wall of a wolf>At least 7 feet tall, literally barely fits in the seat>He apologizes for how much space he's taking up and tries to keep his hindpaws in the aisle so as to not box me in, but the flight attendants swoop in like mosquitos to tell him that this is a "flight safety violation" so he has to sit in his seat normally>He's so big some of his pelt ends up overflowing into my personal space>He seems kind of mortified, just sits there, rigidly, trying not to move and trying to minimize his size as best he can>Eventually though, i'm so tired and his fur is so warm that I end up falling asleep>And end up leaning into him while sleeping like he's a huge pillow>I guess he's so mortified about the general situation he doesn't say anything until the plane has already landed hours later and almost everybody else has disembarked>Splutter out apologies of my own, completely red in the faceAs embarrassing as it was, though, gotta say it was the best sleep i've ever had on a plane. 13 hours passed in the blink of an eye. Maybe I should fly Anthro Airlines more often...
>>79290080Did you get his number?
Whats a good place to eat dinner at with your beastmen boyfriend?
>>79290080>By law, once an airplane seat sells, they have to identify what species will be occupying it online>Seats with humans next to them sell out mysteriously quicklyHe knew what would happen
>>79291243Bucc-ee's
>>79291243Go out and kill something and have him help you skin it and cook it(Trust me, he will find this incredibly attractive)
>>79291628kino
>>79279291Horni aside, that lizardman is very beautiful. I bet he's the envy of every scaled anthro who gazes upon his shimmering purple scales.
>>79271121
>>79237366>Noodle boi asking you out via fortune cookieYou better not say no
>>79287744>Plot twist, turns out the supervillain and the superhero ALSO have the hots for each other but can't spit it out >It's easier for them to use their romantic feelings for you as a middleman so they keep kidnapping-then-rescuing you>They do keep batrling each other after they make sure you are safely out of the way, but neither actually seems to want to "finish" the other for good and instead they look more like they are about to "finish">... the sexual tension is so thick you swear you could cut it with a knife, once you even put "Ghengis khan" in the background of one of their fights
>>79290080Question: If a thick massive wolf guy needs to squeeze to get past you (in a movie theater, on a plane, etc) do you prefer he face you or away from you? Do you make room for him or do you pretend to shift a bit and then wait for his dick/ass to brush against you? Do you think you're being sneaky or clever when you do this?
>>79293954I want to fuck that unicorn.
>>79295846I would start making a bunch of knot puns and make it as obvious as possible that I'm down to fuck.
>>79288706Yup
>>79296356Him: Did you just... grab my dick?You: Knot me!Him: Oh I'm so sorry, I guess I must've imagined it.
>>79293263What would happen
>>79296996>What would happenI mean I didn't mean it as like a threat, just that it's cute and he should give him a chanceThough...>If you displease the noodly boi he will call his cousins who are in the triad to kick your ass
>>79296460Lol>"Hmmm... must've been the wind"
>be human>go on a nice relaxing hike through the summertime woods>hear distant moaning>follow the noise>behind some bushes see pic related>clearly that poor guy is in rutwat do? announce your presence? ask if he needs help? or just jump on his back and mount him without any words? >>79298912let me guess, his biggest trick is making his knot disappear? and he needs a human volunteer for that..?
Is officeanon still here?
>>79291262why is he naked everywhere but at work?
>>79300637corporate rules. all employees must wear a shirt.
>>79301588Imagine him using his own prehensile penis to jerk you off.
>>79301856Crazy
>>79300263you rang?
>>79303955I was the fic earlier requester, the one about the pig orcs.Is that something that interests you? I can make compromises to the request if you want
>>79304250Also my post in >>79263301 link to the write faggotry thread just a heads up
>>79295633>But then in a double plot twist, turns out the supervillain and the superhero were only pretending to have the hots for each other in order to make you jealous, because they want to know who you prefer.>Both of them continue to fight, but they make sure not to severely hurt each other because they don't want to turn you off. But it's obvious that they despise each other. There is no hidden affection between them.>They think they're so clever, but it's so obvious from how they look at you immediately after doing a cool move or saying a corny line that they're just trying to impress you. Just you, not each other.>There is no genuine sexual tension between them because they're related. The're brothers, and nothing romantic or sexual can ever happen between them.
>>79304576>they're brothershotthreesome incoming
Up
Bird anthros, do they make great strippers?
>>79310059I like bigger guys going down on smaller guys
>villain group of anthros>instead of waiting stick it in the hero after defeating them, they power bottom him>apparently getting cummed in or on by a strong warrior makes them stronger>they wear easily removable pants or loincloths>also try seducing the hero during combat by convient wardrobe malfunctions or stuff
>>79310059Blaidd is such a sweetheart
>>79312914and there's no way to save himone of the reasons I haven't played ER yet
>>79307153Still can't believe this is the same artist as the memed furry divorce picture
>>79313347>memed furry divorce pictureWhat?... do I even want to know?
>>79313700The little kid crying while his parents fight
>>79314565Oh:(
Semi related, but typically I can't stand when furry artists give their anthro character a full head of human hair. Tatujapa is one of the only ones who does it well and makes it an addition to the piece rather than a subtraction.
>>79314609Yeah usually I want to scalp their hair off, like just take a blade and lop that wig looking trash from the top of their head in 1 clean sliceHow fucking dare they
>>79304576>And then a TRIPLE plot twist hits those 2 like an 18 wheeler running faster than a NASCAR car that suddenly appeared out of thin air >While the hero and the villain kept their silly game and not daring to directly just ask you out hoping you would choose between them, you were busier trying to not die>The 2 might have been putting you on a safe sideline yes, but you still kept getting kidnapped over and overand over, so you decided to do the sensible thing>Hire a cheap-o morally dubious anti-hero to get you out of the glorified theater play of cops and robbers>The bat hero was AWKWARD AF, dorky, geeky, his voice somehow never leaves monotone you wonder if he's quote unquote Normal in the head, weird, always screetches for echolocation which he does almost ALL the time, and he can basically go hulk mode and gore people out with his massive fangs and worse>But he's strong, laid back, friendly, adorable, funny, very affectionate, sweet, and even if he's morally dubious you can tell he is genuinely trying to be a good samaritan, he even retains his sanity in "beast" mode and genuinely cares about his friends>So when you fell for him and started dating, not only the other 2 guys didn't saw it coming, both were LIVID, >The dog hero furious a "nobody, tiny leagues, basic and weak so-called-hero" swooped you off youe feet>The villain on his side, was SEETHING at a "dumb turncoat bitch flying chinese soup" took you under his wing when they weren't looking>Your sweet bat boy though? he doesn't even have a clue, not even aware they want to erase him off the map, his reaction after noticing the hero and villain glaring daggers at him? "uuuuuh, you know these two bro?" and legit not registering he's the recipient of the hostility>There IS one thing about him that does worry you though>He has a youtube channel
Long hair would be nice if it was more of an extension of fur instead of being some tacked on thing that doesn't match.Don't mind it on occasion, though
>>79315154I agree. Case and point: LionsIt looks natural and like an extension of their fur because it literally is. Nature literally gave furry artists the perfect example to follow yet we still see tacky, cheap stripper wigs stapled onto them at distressing frequency
>>79315230indeed. lions deserve big, beautiful manes. thick, dark, fluffy. perfect for burying your face into.
>>79314609It can get really bad, especially since I can always picture the anthro without human hair in my head and it almost always looks betterI get needing some way to stand out from your fellow legions of sparkledogs but there has to be a better way surely
Jackie Legs
https://youtu.be/K8uvqlUhRyU>Raccoons are domesticating themselvesSo are foxes apparently
>>79316064from the early days of generative AI
>>79316097Reminder that cats domesticated themselves thousands of years ago in ancient Egypt and that ancient Egyptian humans worshiped them as divine beings. Trash pandas and smelly foxes can try all they want to make themselves cuter but they could NEVER match or replace us
He's just too fucking cute.
>>79317650Im gonna drink this damn cats blood and wear his endocryne system like a fuckin party hat.
>>79316609Sounds like a cope senpai
Foxes and raccoons keep tricking me into giving them my cum or stealing it from me.
>>79318323>Foxes and raccoons keep [...] stealing my cumand your problem is...? are you trying to save it for something or what?
>>79319285Why do they want my cum in the first place? I don't get it.
I have a solution to the pitbull problemIt's called dick
>>79320557The best kind of aggression therapy.
>>79320557
>>79320557>>79320692>>79320720plot twist: pit bulls and dobermans are just so aggressive because they don't get laid enough. just fuck them properly in the ass and they'll turn into sweet, affectionate lap dogs.
>>79320557>Pitbull "problem"Have you considered that maybe some of those kids DESERVED to get mauled?
>>79319308>Why do they want my cum in the first placeMagic (human spunk is very arcane)
have gex, gaycel
>>79268232hahahahaha*picks u up and throws u onto the bed while taking pants off*
>>79325780He can top, but he never said anything about being in charge...
Need next chapter of firm handshake or I’ll turn to dust
>>79327520Consider voting!
>>79329327we can share a nook to tide us over, anon
>>79329327What's the summar of that?
>>79234071Its wabbit season
Typical Lombax behavior
>>79234071
>>79323521spoken like a true shitbull. you can stop acting tough here, buddy. just get on all fours and let us see that cute little tailhole of yours. we know what you truly want. >>79268232"if you can take my dick without cumming in your cute little pants, then you might top me"
>>79333488saved as 'the_weak_should_fear_the strong.png'
>>79333151Anon is hired at massive law firm in order to boost morale by passively spreading humanXanthro sex hormone. I'd like it more if my autism let me suspend my disbelief
>>79323521Damn the dog be aggresive.You did it! you won my heart! come on good boy we getting you a spiked collar and we're going to gym!
boost
molest anthro men
>>79337643anthros are just made for molesting
>>79334752>>79333151>>79329327>>79331168>>79234071Oh go on then: https://rentry.co/ev3uyygm have chapter 7.Though, of course, pic related for content that is already written as a first draft.
>>79338944box?
>>79338944That edgy goat twink made me tear up the first time I played his gameHe owes me a boyfriendship
>>79265419Gosh, Zetterburn and Forsburn are so hot
>>79339138Kino
Wolf anthros want only one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
>>79340717Cute sleeping buff men..
>>79342083Aetherian men...they come in so many sizes..
Would the dinos have liked human men?
>>79342333yes
>>79338944
>>79340717My heart has a 0:100 matchup against him...
>>79343862Anthro wagies will literally have sex with you for a tip.
>>79343895How about for the whole shaft?
Thoughts? (Disclaimer: AI)https://files.catbox.moe/z95o2t.png
>>79344046Looks like some totally normal bonding between pokemon and master.
>>79343895
>>79344288
>>79344288>>79344321Straights doing gay stuff for cash will never stop being hot.
>>79340717Do you think it'd be a turn on or a turn off if I talked dirty to them using fighting game terms in bed?>OH GOD YOUR HITBOX IS SO BIG>YES KEEP BUTTON MASHING ON ME>YOUR PUNISH GAME IS SO GOOD
>>79343862>>79344288with a cute dick like that he's really just asking to be molestedwould definitely take advantage of him in a poor economical situation
>>79237366>didn’t include his phone number or any other contact infoClearly he is just teasing for kicks and isn’t interested in something moreI’ll just have to find a bf free boy somewhere else
improved
Be like a lion and stretch every day. It's important
>does anyone have the leaked photo of Anon domesticating the anthro president?>they don't exist! that never happened! It's a humie hoax! fake news>2 days later this gets leaked
>>79351277Anon made Amurrica beg again.Now, how many anthros in congress were involved?
Save
>>79351277>>79351341We demand the truth NOWRelease the Human Men Files!
>>79354289>the victims want the files released not because they want to prosecute but because they want to brag about who they fucked
What's it like dating a bear?
>>79348936He gives off slut energy in both versions honestly
>>79355234The domesticated breeds tend to have that slutty, submissive streak about them.
>>79342386Need more anthros in singlets
>>79354859Are there any fics or greentext about human on bears? Preferably bear being a bottom?
>>79354859prepare to have your pelvis crushed. no matter if he gives or takes, he'll be on top and you will be flat as a pancake. aside from that, awesome fluffy cuddles and literally bear hugs.
>>79357823I like big butts though
>>79357823Sounds nice though
>>79356219>There aren't anyBear market, huh?
>>79358508There are bearly any regular fics and greens as is t b h
Multiple nipples >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two nipples
>>79358960More to suck.
>>793589600 nipple gangWhere are the scalie men
>>79359600>Where are the scalie menGetting artificial nipple cosmetic surgery done to better appeal to human men
>>79344148(Late reply sorry)It's more "best friends" less "pokemon and master"
>>79359600>>79360083>Where are the scalie menbusy getting their slits stuffed
>>79344527Weirdly I think it'd be a turn on>>79343874My tongue has a 0:100 matchup against any male rival's tongue. Especially Ranno
The more I write this novel, the more I enjoy it and it's currently at around 90,000 words. I don't think there are many romance novels written from the top's perspective, and probably even fewer furry ones. From what I can tell, I've basically ignored nearly every major romance trope as well. Is there any "official" HMOMA books out there (recommended)?
>>79344510>"straights"
>>79358508https://rentry.org/dothetimewarpthere's like 4 of these
>>79364080Link the other parts pwetty pwease?
>>79363360What novel?
>>79366508It’s “Firm Handshake.” The story itself is in the OP.
>>79365771https://rentry.org/timewarppart2https://rentry.org/part3confirmedhttps://rentry.org/Timewarp4
>>79363360Not strictly HMOMA because werewolves, but TJ Klune's Wolfsong series fits the description closely enough.top POV (or male POV in straight romance) is rare enough but it exists. Top POV gay human x anthro might genuinely only exist on this board.
>>79363360Brokering Trust by Snekguy has a gay version if you're into tentacle aliens.
>>79367526>>79367721You never know then, maybe the first one ever. I have a very good track record of finishing large bodies of writing, so I am confident I can get it edited and finished to an acceptable level.If it does well, who knows, maybe I'll do another.
>>79367931Keep up the good work
ass
>>79370575Asses you wanna put your face in?
>>79371152Might as well post some
>>79373072
>>79373093
>>79373105
>>79373119Some actual HMoma content??
>>79373132
>>79373164
>>79373281
>>79373372
>>79373387
>>79373446And that'll be it from me for now
>>79373675alt universe where no bad shit happens my beloved
How big or small do you like your anthros?I could go for any size.
>>79375469I'd say my overall range is 4ft - 9ft. Upper mid range probably being my fave.
>>79375572
>>79375469Pretty much anything reasonable.
>>79375572what does spider hair even feel like? cause it's not hair as we know it, it's made out of chitin or something, right?
>>79373739source?
>>79375469bigger than me, at least
Would you a labubu?
>>79385532That face does not go with that body gotta be honest
>>79387616you don't have to be the slightest bit gay to tap that. femboy butts are just made to entice straight men...
>>79378405I've asked someone who's owned big spiders before:>it's a bit wirey and stiff but still pliant>like a toothbrush with soft bristles >you'd have to grope a tarantula to find out
>>79385532NoReason: Not enough snout (the most important part)
>>79373105his backside looks way more inviting than the bed. also he's gotta pay for stinking up my bed, so...
Hey office anon? How’s that orc fic going?