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I AM A JEWISH HASIDIC JEW AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOWALHAMDULILLAH I'M A FAGGOT ASS NIGGA THAT'S WHY I CONVERTED TO ISLAM, BLESSED BE TO MUHAMMAD
>>80030693Hm, I almost want not to give in, to the audience's hopes and expectations~>Was she in shock from that previous act?
>>80030844Honestly, that's about as far from love as I can think of.Let's just be honest. One: that's (bio)terror.
>>80030780 dino time enough at lastNot to pin all my suffering on him but he's already paired with the same guy who was supposed to be playing my dateBut idc any more, I no longer have the horse flu, instead I have lupUS (see what I did there?)A dinosaur woulda been an interesting date tho. Woulda loved to see the AI image for that pairing lmao>>80030763 can't decide between lenoony or loonenny>pats you on the headIt won't last forever>>80030803 hottest avatar ever:flushed:
Good bed.
>>80030756 (Fishy Friday)Well if you want a more indirect method, I still have your present for after the ball too. You can think about exactly what I got you until it's time.
>>80030539Tora
>>80030887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH91cwQnVMk
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>>80030955>honeybee inOldfag...
>>80030907Fascinating
>>80030947Well it could be a way to express our love... And the people will present symptoms of lovesick (just sick)
>>800309774
>>80030960A-A present!? For me! I wan- I mean, I-I can wait. That's cool with me....
>(The Plan Backfired)>>80030597>>80030817>Thinking internally he sings...>"Fawfully doo this plan has gone askewww!">"Why did I label the jar MEGA TURBO POOO?!!!!!">His hands shaking, knees weak, arms spaghetti. He gulps the drink in one go, it actually tasted good. Some notes of berry... and...…oh nooo.>His eyes go wide. A distant, ominous rumble echoes from his bowels. He storms to the restrooms in the halls far from the ball. CLEAR THE HALLS! I NEED TO VISIT THE LOO! PLEASE!
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>>80030897>>80030707>So be it!>THE MOUNTAIN stands unphased by incoming gush of flame, the grin on his features slowly thinning in to something resembling an annoyed glare before he charges forward!I was giving you an out because I wasn't in the mood->And because I haven't actually capped his Perfect Origin Arc appearance in full yet!but have it your way!>The Chojin retaliates as he closes in by pulling his hand back and thrusting it forward, aimed at...the face, the shoulders, the chest, wherever! It's followed by the other palm as the first one rears back, and then another as he delivers a series of brutal Sumo-styled slaps to the yokai, backed by the force of a literal mountain!
>>80030927Now now, I'd say we've put on quite the show as it is, wouldn't you~?
>>80031020never post this again
>>800309771
>>80031026>>80030707>Oh, and this is playing now. Fuck you, it's his turn on the character theme music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmc4JGVg5Nk
>>80030949I know, I just messed up and this is a good lesson.>Receives pats
>>80030955goodnight sam
>>80030991... two, that's (bio)terror.
>>80031020>>80030817>Prime took no joy in that.>Looking down to the wolf among him, he gave a stern order.Poor that out, all of it.
>>800309776, I think...
>>80030619Wooo, lookin good Chiriho! :)>>80030985Prom pic incoming... :3HQ
>>80031021>awfully content for a cat
GOD IT TAKES FOREVER TO PUT IN BONDS!>>80030970YOU EXTENDED THE TIME IT TOOK BY 2X BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SAVE ANY BONDS WHEN YOU ADD ENTRIES BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU!
>>80031154Roll Out!
>>80031154>The Invisible Man Woman>The Invisible Woman Man
>>80031027>Junko uses reverse-psychology!Here's something. If you win tonight, you can have me for dinner~
>>80031154I'm READY!
>>80031154>>80031005Do a good enough job and I might give it to you early, how about that?
>>80031077I guess we'll be doing some silly things~>>80031154Time to not die!
>>80031154Ready.>>80030985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp_ygk16sFY
>>80031154>prom>her name is already the family nameWow, we moved *fast*.
>>80031154>With his magnetic clip-on tie, the well dressed and armored SPARTAN was ready as could be.
>>80031154Hello World
>>80031154Let's do this!>>80031100Thanks! Saving this!
>>80031051Life is da best teacher of all, except for maybe that floating head from those brain games on the DS>>80031100How photogenic!>>80031154Let's get Loonenny and/or Lenoony!>>80031175Trans rights babey
>>80031154>Ingrid and Manhattan Cafe simultaneously slam down mugs, catch each other's eye, nod resolutely
>>80031154Please be careful in there, Madam. I won't be able to stand by your side at all times....
>>80031154HAH. Describing my chadliness would be TL, but I'm so great people skip the DR part.
oh shit here we go
>>80031175hue
>>80031154Prepared to slay and witness others be slain! Irene >>80031234, be my faithful shield unless you want a pay cut.
>>80031178Bold of you to assume I won't have that no matter what~
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!>>80031175It's almost 2026, bigoted chud! >>80031195Let me get a homerun for christmas
>>80031196Sakuya is the first name...
>>80030897>[ A great flame from a daiyokai clashes with the MOUNTAIN!]>[The fire may burn away his gear.]>>80031026>[Yet he remains unhurt. *TCH!* his flame could break stone, yet this literal mountain of a man proved to be durable. And surprisingly fast! Closing the distance between them before. Force palm strikes, hitting various parts of the tiger's body! *GAH!* thunderous impact sounds with a one final hit, forcing the Yokai back. Skidding a few meters.]Heh....! Maybe ya ain't as fragile as I thought! Good! That means you'll be fun! Come on! Show me a good time, stoneman!>[*Sonic boom* As the tiger casually breaks the sound barrier, dashing towards the MOUNTAIN. Fist raised, ready to deliver a powerful Superman punch right into the MOUNTAIN's rather chiseled face!]UOOOOOHHHH!>[He's even doing the loud scream while flying towards his opponent!]>>80031154Yeah thanks.Let's eat!
>>80031187This game is mine, I'm not letting anyone else win!
>>80031193So you wanna bet on if we both die in the first slide?>>80031277OH!I AM *SO* GOOD!
>>80031277>BLECH
>>80031277>Damn, dead already. And Saint Satan took out his wife/slave too!
>>80031277>Ico pours one for the boys.
>>80031154>>80031113>Quite so. Best of luck Rei.>>80031277>The journey begins.
>>80031277>"And if you say anything at all to the cops, Rei..."
>>80031311
>>80031259I-I....yes ma'am! >She gives a quick salute. >>80031277Please, have this drink as a toast to the upcoming round. May we all have the best of luck.
>>80031277HEY ASSHOLES! MY HAIR IS FREEZING!>[unfortunately. They left....]HEY! I'M GETTING BORED HERE!....Assholes...
>>80031277I'll pay reparation for this. A dollar for your troubles. One quarter should suffice. Here, a penny as promised.
>>80031277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXgWait, is this thing a robot? It looks so real...
>>80031277Both of us? Aww maaaaan
>>80031277>Of course, Pris then proceeds to job on the first slide.
>>80031196We got married.>>80031277Nyooooo that was fast...>>80031294I died... Please win for me.
>>80031276Have you got no faith in "RNG?" Or in yourself~?
>>80031277>>80031321Please enjoy your rest.
>>80031277Damn, dead on the first slide...
>>80031294What you fucking died too...Fastest couple to die together, isn't that romantic?
>>80031172Don't take away Christmas, Optimus... it's the one holiday the poor can be allowed to enjoy. If you plan to steal a holiday, steal American Independence Day instead! The feudal ages never hurt anyone. Nor did monarchy. Take us back. Back to the good times.
>>80031277
I FUCKIN' DIED IN BLOODBATH?!?! DAMMNIT! I'll just have to cheer Catra on!>>80031319He had no more use left for her>>80031354Are you gonna dig that kosher sausage out of her stomach?>>80031361What the hell is in a christmas present to the point where you can destroy a robot with it? God damn, my date's twin!
>>80031369O Sakuya, meus frater in Cristos... ... I also died. >>80031384Actually, it's really completely kinda G - A - Y. >>80031396Betting on Junko before I inevitably pass out.
>>80031410>Actually, it's really completely kinda G - A - Y.It's kinda gayer if you say it like that... So lewd...
>>80031020Oh....>[That didn't sound pleasant at all. Blaidd thought it was just a spice.]Oh dear.... That sounds unpleasant. Even for a little demi-human...>>80031080>[A command from the golem. Of course, the wolf would obey. Dumping it out the window.]Oi, metal man. Do you reckon we may have been a tad harsh on the little fella? That sounded.... most unpleasant...>[The bean is literally dying on the inside.]
>>80031396I wonder what it could be~?
>>80031396>The bodyguard wasn't even hunting for other tributes, she just spins and fires a bullet towards the last sound she heard, only to then hear something fall and hit the ground. ....Oh, lucky shot I suppose.
>>80031277>>80031390Madness! I'm here to spread holiday festivity to others, this must be the work of Megatron! >>80031396Mam can you help repair this child's walking hel->Big bot slips on some ice crushing her.I...Oh no....
>>80031396>True. At least the Chief got a dollar* out of it. *An old penny actually
>>80031374Sure, but there's nothing wrong with making things happen yourself if luck doesn't pan out~
>>80031396Ack! My diabetes is flaring up again!>>80031234You could've saved... me... from devouring... those 127 white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies...>dies nobly
>>80031396Nail clippers? Really?
>>80031396It's not the gift I got for Priss, it was a random box in the pile.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0o4WwpXTY
>>80031396Oh for *fuck's* sake, at this rate I'm never going to reach the party, deliver a hostile rambling speech and storm out after flipping the table.
>>80031431... I think that might be why we died. Anyway, I'm to be up early: do you want me to try to stick around to enter if there's a fourth game so that you can get another chance?
>>80031396Adachi wishes for more RAM!
>>80031396Nein, the kosher sausage I gave her was kishke since I keep the good shit to myself. And I made her say the hamotzi beforehand and the birkat hamazon, touching that organ now would offend Chemo- I mean god.
>>80031433I'm already contacting the local medical facility. I just hope he has learned his lesion and becomes a better person for it.
>>80031454How do you figure that would happen? If you can't even beat these lemons~
MEGATRON DID NOTHING WRONG!>>80031446This is why I fucking hate clankers>>80031435A PS5! And there's not even any games in the present pile?! THE FUCK?!>>80031464Did you want him to gift you some "knives?" >>80031467At least you're considerate, you really are from the same litter as my catra!>>80031505Is kishke the ones without foreskin in them?
>>80031549They're always handy.
>>80031461>When Irene stumbles upon the Princess' body, she tries to ignore the obvious crumbs and bits of baked goods surrounding her face. .....The least I can do is provide you with a proper burial. >>80031549>The sheer irony of this death.
>>80031549>FWOOPOH COME ON-
>>80031549>Into the trash it goes-Oh my~Don't look Ingrid~!
>>80031533I'll squeeze your lemon in a minute~>>80031549Oh damn it, friendly fire~
>>80031549>Wow, it's literally nothing!
That piranha plant may be strong but thankfully catra has weedkiller. But good god that is a terrifying- fucking- plant.>>80031565At least pretend to laugh at my joke... Oh wait- KNIFEPLAY?!?!?! >*CUMS*>>80031593Junko stop asking Mokou to do watersports with you
>>80031549Yes, they're also the ones that are literally bread or potato disguised as sausage which you have to be careful about because if the grain contains dairy derived product and you eat it then our lord Molo- I mean god will send you to the boiling excrement where your scrotum is stomped on for eternity.
>>80031549אבל: יִתְגַּדַּל וְיִתְקַדַּשׁ שְׁמֵהּ רַבָּא. [קהל: אמן]בְּעָלְמָא דִּי בְרָא כִרְעוּתֵהּ וְיַמְלִיךְ מַלְכוּתֵהּ בְּחַיֵּיכון וּבְיומֵיכון וּבְחַיֵּי דְכָל בֵּית יִשרָאֵל בַּעֲגָלָא וּבִזְמַן קָרִיב, וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל: אמן]קהל ואבל: יְהֵא שְׁמֵהּ רַבָּא מְבָרַךְ לְעָלַם וּלְעָלְמֵי עָלְמַיָּא:אבל: יִתְבָּרַךְ וְיִשְׁתַּבַּח וְיִתְפָּאַר וְיִתְרומַם וְיִתְנַשּא וְיִתְהַדָּר וְיִתְעַלֶּה וְיִתְהַלָּל שְׁמֵהּ דְּקֻדְשָׁא. בְּרִיךְ הוּא. [קהל: בריך הוא:]לְעֵלָּא מִן כָּל בִּרְכָתָא בעשי”ת: לְעֵלָּא לְעֵלָּא מִכָּל וְשִׁירָתָא תֻּשְׁבְּחָתָא וְנֶחֱמָתָא דַּאֲמִירָן בְּעָלְמָא. וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל: אמן]יְהֵא שְׁלָמָא רַבָּא מִן שְׁמַיָּא וְחַיִּים עָלֵינוּ וְעַל כָּל יִשרָאֵל. וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל:אמן]עושה שָׁלום בעשי”ת: הַשָּׁלום בִּמְרומָיו הוּא יַעֲשה שָׁלום עָלֵינוּ וְעַל כָּל יִשרָאֵל וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל: אמן]
>>80031509Still, I can't help but feel for the poor lad.>[The corgi is a softie at heart. Most of the time.]I reckon you are acting as a sentry too? Good, I pray this wolf wouldn't have to act alone. Though a part of me wishes to join the festivities.... But someone must be willing to protect the rest, and my luck with maidens has been abysmal at best. Most of them end up evil and wanting my head.
>>80031496We died for being too gay? That checks out.. I'll be around so we can play another one but there's no pressure, tomorrow we'll have more games so if you need to rest go ahead cutie.
>>80031396>It seems She would be flattened before long.>The fallen rider would leave her trusty motorrad Hermes in hand her partner, >>80031378 in hopes it will bring her luck.>"Just please use the good fuel, or you'll get a case of knocks. Hermes won't like it."
>>80031593Junko-chan..
>>80031549>>80031620>Oh no, he's gone full Bayformer!>>80031637I was informed that the space spartan was also taking care of things here. I am just here to protect others and be there for those who have no one.
>>80031277>>80031362Ho ho ho!I'll be home for the next game anyway lol
WNS>JUNKO>ADACHI REIWHO MAY BE THE JOLLIEST FELLOW?>>80031634Hey, >>80031621 translate.>>80031649I'll count that as a bet towards your partner>>80031656MOKOU DON'T PISS ON JUNKO IN FRONT OF EVERYONE NOOOOOOOO
>>80031643It's down to 5 and moving at a decent clip. I think I'll try, but I'll be going to sleep pretty much right after entering.>We died for being too gay?No, the circumstances were too gay, so we died.
>>80031580WHAT - DID - YOU - SAY - ?
>>80031277>Another one!>>80031284Heheh!>He's fast, but supersonic is something else! He's wide open after returning to a relatively neutral stance-up until he isn't! He's gotta get in at least one of these, because this is part of his gimmick in fights- I mean, this was the mindgame he'd been playing all along to egg him in to doing something recklessly exposed! Yeah, that's it. Mountain's twisting backwards and grasping the incoming Tora by the shoulder, pulling him in to this motion as- let's slow down time so he can mouth off.I'll have you know that I practice judo.>And with that, The Mountain is SLAMMING him on the ground with a goddamned judo throw with not just his own weight, but TORA'S momentum used against him!I am one of the Seven Devil Chojin, THE MOUNTAIN!>Somehow, Tora knows that in moon runes, that his name can be read as "The Demon from the Clouded Heavens". Tora's arm is straightened out as The Mountain pulls it up and WRENCHES, pulling it in to an armlock! He's even putting a twisting motion on it to make it hurt more!
>>80031682That is the Kaddish Yatom.
>>80031682
>>80031620>frozen sucks>>80031649>>80031682>On one hand, she lost her pie and partner. On the other... she got a motorcycle. She revs it up.
>>80031682No waay~
>>80031682Junko bet!>>80031695That sounds perfect~ I'll be sure to win for us!>No, the circumstances were too gay, so we died.So when are we getting gay?
>>80031680Draaahvin' home for PromsmasGet home safe!>>80031682Adachi Rei
>>80031682>Junko for the memes.
>>80031682>She has my full confidence>That being said.. Not a bet! Not a bet! Withdraw the Jinx before it's too late!
>>80031682>Can it happen twice!?>Show me the money on.....THE ROBOT!
>>80031682Rei, Rei, Rei!>>80031682>translate.It's the Kaddish (Jewish mourning prayer). Consists mainly of repetitive blather about the need to praise God.
>>80031461Come here. You're not supposed to be gorging yourself in a setting such as this....>Since Irene doesn't understand the meaning of a "date", she reverts to her default role as the Princess' caretaker. Taking a napkin, she begins cleaning the crumbs from Crown's face.
>>80031682That's not a watersports thing, you nerd. Am I taking this one home or not~?>>80031726This is a very possible "way~" situation we have on our hands here~
>>80031727Please do. I get the feeling that an AFK buff wouldn't be enough. Mainly because it never has been, lel.>So when are we getting gay?That's the thing: we're not.
>>80031682Junk-go, Junk-go!
>>80031682uhhhhhh Junko
YOUR JOLLY WINNER IS DECIDED!>>80031704Thank you, jew.>>80031717A great christmas present I'd say>>80031734>>80031744>>80031748CORRECT>>80031766 no>>80031783>>80031778>>80031736NO! INFINITE COAL IN YOUR STOCKING!
>>80031678>[Space Spartan? Sounds interesting.]Sounds like an interesting fella. I reckon I should meet him. Perhaps having another sentry may increase our odds if any threat arises. Knowing how wild and chaotic these lands can be.
>>80031804BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AND the Least Rigged Game Award goes tooo..........>>80031804>Oh nevermind-
THE JOLLIEST PERSON HERE ISN'T EVEN AN ORGANIC LIFEFORM!
>>80031773Oh the AFK buff works for me a lot so it'll help us this time~ >That's the thing: we're not.So our love is pure and heterosexual love? No homo.>>80031838Congratulations to Adachi and thanks for hosting!
>>80031838... heh. Her name.Congrats Adachi and tyforhosting.
>>80031804>A Mokou denied her prize then. >>80031838>Congrats to the robutt and thanks for the game dude!
>>80031838Uuuugh congrats and thanks.>Catra mumbles as she holds a bag of ice to her head injury.
>>80031804That's what I expected. Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>80031804>>80031838>TWO BLOODBATH DEATHS.>TWO CORRECT GUESSES.>WHAT>DOES>IT>MEAN
>>80031804>>80031838「Ho ho ho! 」That is what humans say, correct?Thank you regardless.
>>80031804Enoshima's still out there and looks likely to survive for as long as it takes to eat nine (9) reindeer but congratulations on winning, Rei. Thanks again for hosting, Bowsette!
PLACEMENTSMANY THANKS FOR ATTENDING THE THIRD GAME OF THE FIRST DAY OF THE WINTER BALL! IF NO ONE STEPS UP TO HOST WITHIN 20 MINUTES I SHALL HOST AGAIN!
>>80031853"Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."... bet you that we'll kill each other in the game because of that.
>>80031838>>80031872Not even a lemon. You lost to an ORANGE!!
>>80031838>>80031893Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>80031893
>>80031838Well done Adachi, you've done your partner proud.>>80031893Thanks for hosting.
>>80031838Hey wait that's a little offensive....congrats to Rei! And thanks for the game!>>80031868Come on come on, let's find you a seat before the next round.
>>80030887Ohhhh yeah, SEX happens in this hotel. See, I don't think SEX is actually real. Those scenes that happen in movies and are described in books? A work of pure fiction. I->"I-I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR COCK!!">Ezreal’s mad ranting is violently cut off by a raw, pleasured scream that rips through the hallway air, followed immediately by the loud, frantic thumping of a headboard hammering against one of the room walls. His eye twitches from a spasm annoyance as the cries continue, all variations of really really loving somebody's big penis and having a really good time getting ploughed into the mattress. Ahaha.>Ezreal chuckles humourlessly. You can't trick me. I know, I know that's just some 'porn scene' playing on a speaker. I'll prove it right now. >Determined to reveal the cheap trick the universe is playing on him, Ezreal marches up to the door all that thumping and pornesque screams are coming from. He rears back and delivers a mighty kick right underneath the handle, breaking the lock mechanism and ripping the door right off its hinges as it flies backwards.>"AHHHHHHH!">A lady's scream - this time more horrified - instantly ends that rhythmic thumping. In the bed and laying on top of a pretty woman is a fat ugly bastard enacting some scene right out of a doujinshi. His obese form almost fully enveloped the woman underneath him. Ezreal scoffs.What are you, cheating on your husband?>"AHHHHHH-">She's still terrified. Meanwhile, the bed groans as the bastard lifts his hairy ass up and marches over to Ezreal, saying something like 'oi oi' as he approached. Ezreal puts a swift end to any conflict, and maybe the chance of accidental impregnation, by kicking him between the legs. >"OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHH-"...>Ezreal walks out of the room. Well, he was proven wrong, SEX is real after all. I mean, of course I knew it was real. I had to get into this world some way, I'm not naive. I just didn't think it was real *around me.* >>80031893ggwp to those guys
>>80031100I guess that makes 2 images now.. unless we count the non background one as a separate image.You luv making these, don't ya
>>80031898An annoying orange to be sure~
>>80031838MINE CONGRATS TO ADACHI AND MINE THANKS FOR THEE!!!!
>>80031893Good job Rei.>Thanks for ho-ho-hosting!
>>80031804Yaaaaaay in some cosmic way I won>>80031893Man a LOT of people died on that first slide
>>80031765"Gowjing" iff aww wewative...>Huge chunks of cookies come flying out the princess's mouth. Perhaps her extremely inbred genetics saved her from digesting all those fatal sugars.Ahem!>A whole cookie disgorges from her throat and goes flying across the room. Okay, maybe it was gorging, after all.Gorging is all relative, I said. It being the holidays, one cannot eat too much. Can they? No, they can't.>For instance, see the banquet tables all overrun with holiday dishes. Envision an item: It's there. The stuffed pig. The stuffed pie. The stuffed stuffing. Et cetera, et cetera. Use your imagination!I say we have an eating contest. Failing that, we sample every dish here and remember what we enjoy, then reproduce it at the manor later.>>80031804Another failed gamble. Time to expel more creditors.>>80031838Thanks for hosting! Good job, jolliest!
>>80031913tldr
>>80031918Junko-chan's going to bed hungry~~
>>80031947you should read it, it's important lore
>>80031838>Thanks for hosting! Well done Rei.>>80031884Splendid work. Thanks for hanging in there.>She tips her hat to the robot, happy to see both her and Hermes safe and in the winner's circle.Hope you didn't rough Hermes up too much on the way to your win.
>>80031896Have you been reading the Bible?>... bet you that we'll kill each other in the game because of that.That's so romantic... <3
>>80031821Sadly I'm use to the chaos, doesn't mean I want it or wish it on others.
>>80031893>IF NO ONE STEPS UP TO HOST WITHIN 20 MINUTES I SHALL HOST AGAIN!I've made no progress at all with the old sim but I can still host a "regular" game with the old one and it seems grossly unfair that you should have to do all the work.
>>80031893GG everyone, thank you Bowsette for hosting and congratulations to Adachi Rei!
>>80031893At the very least I'm tied for the most kills. Congratulations to Ms. Rei, and thank you for the game.>>80031941>Her caretaker is able to duck away from the flying cookie, and she turns her head to look at the fully loaded banquet. ....Aren't you supposed to be on another diet, Princess? Weren't you going to stick with this one for the new year?
>>80031999>>80031941Who are these cute little lesbians from Survivor?
>>80031969Do not worry, the motorrad is unharmed. Adachi and him are kindred spirits.
>>80031893>Thanks for hosting.
>>80031980It's my event, my job is to make sure people have fun. I'm having fun too, don't worry about it. Using the old sim with no bonds wouldn't work as well as the games WITH the bonds since prom is all about having a partner. Thank you for your gesture, though.>>80032020And how tight is her pussy?
>>80031973Yes. Not cover-to-cover or anything, but still. >That's so romantic... <3No it isn't. If you wanna go for gothy romance then, like... smoke clove cigs in the graveyard at midnight together.
>>80032067Desu I think a normal game would be fine. Even just as a quick break.
>>80031701>[Been waiting to take a swing at these guys. So the fitefag tiger was the best choice.]>[Tora fist collides! WAIT! No! The MOUNTAIN firmly grasped the tiger's shoulder and-!>*Cue slow motion shonen moment*>[A dramatic slowdown so the MOUNTAIN can mouth off to Tora. Before bringing the tiger down Hard into the ground. Creating a sizable divot in the ground. *GAH!* That hurt, like a lot. Doesn't help that the MOUNTAIN adds his own weight into the mix, ending it off with an armlock. This is just painful!]YOUJACKASS!I'LLKILLYOU!>[The locked arm is flexing. Trying its best to fight against the MOUNTAIN'S armlock. What's this!? Electricity from the yokai's Claws! Little sparks, at first, but soon... An explosive wave of electricity from the tiger itself. Perhaps it will be enough to knock the MOUNTAIN off! Or not, but being this close to the tiger. He'll feel this impact!]>>80031893>>80031838She doesn't look very tasty... But she did well.Thanks for the fun. Nice job, girly.
God fuck fuck.. assCramp in my right foot.Why is everything trying to torture me today.. what the fuck did I do..
>>80032072>Yes. Not cover-to-cover or anything, but still.Ohhhh good, how's it going? Have you been enjoying it?>smoke clove cigs in the graveyard at midnight together.Is that a date idea?
>>80032022So long as he isn't complaining I'm not either.>And that bike always had a complaint.I'll pull my weight on the next one. Sorry to leave all the work to you.
>>80032101Actually I'll take an extended break since I'll be hosting tomorrow for the second round of the winter ball as well. +20 minutes. If anyone wishes to host during this time, feel free to do so. I'm probably gonna jack off and listen to music for a bit. And if no one hosts, it'll be a great time to do prom-themed RP while I'm taking my break. WEEEEEEEEEEE>>80031980You can host if you desire to
>>80032141Yeah. I'd say that I am. Little things have been jumping out too, like with Micah 4:1-5. >Is that a date idea?I don't smoke (anymore).
>>80031999My diet remains. And I don't even "die" a little inside when I follow "it" any longer! It is, indeed, all for a good cause. The cause of beauty and nobility.>It used to be, Princess Crown would jab her finger down her throat and find puking all her meals back up in private extremely unpleasant. Now, it's more like a game to learn what distance and what volume of projectile vomiting she can accomplish. And learn what sort of colors she can produce, like did you know that if you eat Oreos, your blechh will turn blackish, but if you eat bargain brand vanilla-flavored sandwich cookies, your blurghh won't turn cream-colored?Yes, I can still respect my diet while gorging myself on whatever this event has to offer. Let's go.>Princess Crown sashays nobly over to a white-tablecloth dinner table as long as a giant oarfish, though much prettier. She begins with the jellied somethings, right there beside the pork roast.I think these may be... goat testicles? One cannot tell by sight.>There is only one way to find out. Down the hatch!>>80032020A princess and her maidservant, or whatever Irene's official title is now. She's been promoted at least eight times in substitution of a pay raise.
>>80032200thanks for the games so faaaaar
This is how you get in the big chair
>>80032200
>>80032199>No complains from Hermes, or Kino this means Adachi is a skilled rider. She logs this compliment.Aiding humans is my end goal. Do not push yourself for Adachi's sake.
>>80031974If only others had the same mindset as you, friend.>[A deep sigh from the corgi.]Oi, metal golem, got a name? Call me Blaidd. Not every a metal golem can express emotions.
>>80032288https://x.com/RealCherokeeOwl/status/2002193057110732914
>>80032288I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots.>Prime offers a finger to shake.Good to meet you Blaidd.
>>80032243I like this Kiyamin with nice bible references...>I don't smoke (anymore).Let's change it for a drink and we have a date.
>multiple games filled to 36 in less than 30 minutes>thread engagement even better than this year's SAWis HG finally back?
>>80032200>Thank you for your services. I can potentially pitch in for a late night game train with Ingrid and co
>>80032370The pain in my leg is back.
>>80032370>image limit before page 3 last thread>186/173 this thread It's looking good.
>>80031913>Down the hall, there's a loud commotion as someone's voice can be heard screaming at someone else, that other person being one of the call girls who's fleeing the room in tears.YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE A FUCKING NO QUESTIONS ASKED NO JUDGEMENT MEET-UP! FUCKING BITCH!>Oh, that voice is familiar. The source of the voice is confirmed as a shirtless and very irritated looking Emma stomps out of the room, glaring in the direction her "date" went. Emma's body is covered in stitches and obvious scars from her previous abuse and operation...IF I SEE THAT YOU PRICKS CHARGED ME I'M CHARGING MY FUCKING CARD BACK!>She slowly turns, seeing Ez at the end of the hallway. Her glowing red eyes turn back to normal as she stares open mouthed and beet red in embarrassment.I uh...hey.
>>80032246Yes ma'am. >She takes up her usual position, walking behind the Princess as they approach the long table. Her eyes scan over the assortment of colourful, varied dishes. Some sauced, some with left in their raw state, but all of the dishes admittedly look appealing. With Crown's preferred meals in mind, the attendant is ready to make a suggestion, only for her eyes to go wide as the blonde grabs something foreign all on her own. N-No! >Irene's hand shoots out and grabs the bloated, round.....thing. She plucks it from Crown's grip before bringing it to her own mouth. Please allow me to test it first. >*Gulp*, Irene keeps a straight face as she chews on the cold dish. Is it supposed to be served chilled? It's quite slimy and chewy...but before she can give Crown a thumbs up. >Evens: She swallows the bite, it's safe. >Odds: She quickly ducks to the side and spits out the strange thing into the nearest bin. Repulsive....
>>80032333>niceWhether it's the admonition of Mt 25 or the consolation of Is 11, yeah. >Let's change it for a drink and we have a date.At midnight? Gonna have to wait until after Advent, at least. >>80032388If it's starting from a toe hyperextension then have you tried pushing your weight down into that general region?
>>80032309Sora was a mistake. Cool vid tho.>>80032323Optimus Prime...? Quite the name. One must be a title.>[Finger point towards Blaidd. Given the size difference between the truck and the corgi. It makes sense. Of course, Blaidd grips Prime's finger. Shaking it, to the best of his ability.]With a golem like you being a leader, I must know more of these "autobots."
>>80032412>Distend laughing in Carnage.
>>80032380I'll certainly stand by against the necessity.
>>80032370>That low tier shitposting bait Say the E word you know you want too.
>>80031916Of course :3>>80032243>>80032333And now you two :3
>>80032380Absolutely. After my next game is over, I heavily encourage you to get a game train going with Ingrid. It'd be a very fun wrap-up to day one of the winter ball. I'm very happy with how well the turnout has been for this. I am 100% without a doubt in my mind going to do a future prom event in Feburary.
>>80032286>Curious response from the android.It's human nature for most to exert yourself for someone you trust. Besides, we would not have escaped Yharnam without that push.[Don't remind me, my suspension has never been quite right]
>>80032461You're the first negative anon itt. Look in a mirror.
>>80032446Soon you!(Whenever you want to continue it.)
>>80032445>SoraOh. Sorry, didn't notice.
>>80032462
>>80032498>>80032462I didn't even type my "Thank you" with that image, lol.Thank you, Harley.
>>80032444Well what made you read the bible more?>At midnight? Gonna have to wait until after Advent, at least.There's nothing more romantic than a date at night.>>80032462Awwwww so cute!!! I love it.
>>80032479Okay sport.
>>80032445We are a race of robots from the planet Cybertron, detected to the protection of all life. We fight to destroy the evil of the Decepticons, sadly they are a faction of our race lead a stray by the evil Megatron.>>80032481>Lets fucking go.>This is Carnage's winter ball, attempting murder!
>>80032485There are little quirks that give it away. But the issue is when people fine-tune it so much to remove the slight imperfections. Then things get really scary
>>80031838Thank you for hosting, Kodak!Congrats Adachi!
>>80032498
>>80032526>snippy fucking attitudeNot that anon but I'll say the E word. Go fuck yourself Eric. SAW was garbage and you lost.
>>80032498>>80032561Shit, fuck you image
>>80032472>>80032460>Should have plenty of fuel to spare. I eagerly await the next game and festivities to come.
>>80032576>Steals your shoes.
Here comes the Eric orbiting
>>80032498>>80032515>>80032519You're both very welcome :)
>>80032576>>80032460Good to hear! I look forward to the game train right after my host!
>the strangest posts get responses sometimes... not complaining though!>>80032412>This has more a billion times more awkward energy than meeting your teacher at the supermarket. It's necessary for an awkward tension to settle in the air first before a response can be uttered....>Ezreal’s own disposition, rattled to its core by the encroaching lunacy eight years in the Arena had inflicted upon him, is momentarily shocked into coherence. Seeing Emma here, of all places, in this state, was incredibly jarring. But it had the same effect as throwing an anchor into stormy seas, grounding him even if his mind was still swimming.You're going crazy in a different way than I am. How much of that->He gestures at her, referring to the scarred state of her body.Is from the, uhh...>Ezreal, immature as ever, makes a noise like a sliding whistle as he makes a circle with his thumb and index finger, and rams the index finger on his other hand through it in an in-and-out fashion. It sounds like you're into some real crazy stuff, Em-Em.
>>80031838Gratz Adachi! :)Thanks for all of this Kodak! :)
>>80032519>what made you read the bible more?Either mercy or I finally snapped and went off the deep end. I think it's mercy, though. And from there it just kinda... took off, y'know? I've managed to capture little, tiny fragments of love here and there. >There's nothing more romantic than a date at night.... right, but Sak, you say practically everything is romantic. >>80032561>>80032573Works in two respects, lel.
>>80032474I suppose, but I am not a human. It is merely programming.>Or at least, she believes it to be. She glances down at Hermes.Suggestion: Replace his springs.
Mordred met fox again.>>80032444Yappy save me from this existence. My knee is starting to fail me again.. it hurts so bad. My side hurts too, got headache, arm pitty burns.. and hungyLife suck
>>80032536I figured a race of golems would be capable fighters. But to be at war with your own kind seems to be an aspect shared across many different races... how odd.>[It do be like that sometimes.]While I may not be able to offer much help in your battles... But I am willing to offer aid if necessary, Optimus Prime. Consider me a sellsword for your faction!(A quick session between these two is then. Need more to repost my last reply?)
>>80032591>ANON NO! Everyone is supposed to be dancing and having fun, not dying to feed the family!
>>80032608Thank you!!?>>80032639Mercy? Like looking for mercy? Or answers? Either way I'm happy it's working for you and you can also understand the meanings and the love it has with it.>... right, but Sak, you say practically everything is romanticEverything with you is romantic~
>>80032541I see. Well, take this last one too.
>>80032461>too
THE FINAL GAME OF THE FIRST DAY OF THE WINTER BALL!(And Hosting Using The Event Sim!)YOU'VE GOT 30 MINUTES TO SHOW UP WITH YOUR BEST SUIT (Make sure not to stain it or else it'll look like shit when we come back tomorrow) AND YOUR PARTNER FOR A NICE ROMANTIC DINNER AFTER ALL THAT DANCING!-RESTAURANT CODE->Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q
>>80032662I would never ask anyone to rise a weapon in my name, but if you are even in need, my Autobots and myself will come to aid you.>I think it was your turn anyways.>You may murder when ready.
>>80032709Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80032626I...I was just...I got a little lonely okay and y'know...>Her face gets redder as Ezreal wastes no time asking if her scarring is the unfortunate side effect of her...more degenerate preferences.WHAT!? N-NO! DUDE NO, THAT'S FUCKED!>Despite the blushing, she seems genuinely upset by the insinuation, her arms covering her chest now as she shakes her head.This is from fucking...it's from bad stuff. The ones from...other shit don't stay forever like these ones do.
>>80032709Spook man
>>80032709Adachi Rei
>>80032442As expected of a dutiful handmaid.>Or whatever you are these days, Princess Crown thinks. For all she knows, Irene is head maid, no, head butler by now. For all she knows, Irene has become a local magistrate.Now, let us learn if these testicles are as thrilling to us as they were to their former owner...>Irene enjoyed them, or at least endured them. Now Princess Crown downs one. Then another. Then a third. You can't truly appreciate testicles without eating a number of them, after all, since one may taste very much unlike another. Princess Crown chews on six of them, nobly. The flavor does mesh...Needzsh mow sawt.>So she grabs an ornate bronze salt shaker and begins shaking into her open mouth from above. Perfect! Whoever provided these goat testicles has earned their place on the Nice List this holiday season. Once she's finished chewing, Princess Crown finds herself lured elsewhere nearby. To the...Century Eggs. They smell rather compelling, don't they? They certainly do.>Like raw sulfur and ammonia, in other words rotten eggs or the legendary depths of Hell. Rubbery, translucent. They're colored a blackish-green, or what you might expect an extensively rotting human limb to be colored like.Shall you do the honors? Or shall I?>She's chopsticking a century egg before her mouth, because this is how the Chinamen do it, is they use chopsticks, or so she's heard. But because Irene is dutiful, perhaps she'd prefer the first bite. Princess Crown's eyebrows-upraised expression asks "Jealous? You want a piece of this? Huh?" although she'd never say something quite like that aloud.I'm told they soak these in human boy urine, but I think that's merely a legend. Rather they use lye and ash to cook these eggs somehow. I'm more a gourmand, not a chef. Down the hatch?
>>80032709Catra
>>80032461Estrogen?
>>80032709Sakuya
>>80032709Mordred
>>80032709Ingrid
>>80032709Irene
>>80032709Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80032709Saturn who will eat all the Kosher sausages
>>80032709Princess Crown
>>80032709Pulchra Fellini!
>>80032709Priscilla
>>80032709Falke>>80032654Cute fox.Also, geez, what did you do to yourself? Are you also sick? You'll pull through to the end and past it.>>80032697It's complicated, but that one word pretty much encapsulates what happened. I genuinely don't deserve any of it and yet, it's there. >you can also understand the meaningsHahaha... well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.>Everything with you is romantic~Hmm. I don't think so. Anyway, you'll win this one for us, right?
>>80032709Igon
>>80032107>Oh while we're here, THE MOUNTAIN weighs a casual 1000 kilograms. Or 2,200 burgerland units.Ghhhn!>Wait, he actually felt it!? But he's like, rock! Ground! This is like if you took a Golem and turned him in to a triangle. Whatever, don't think about it. Either way, he releases the grip and stumbles back a little, shaking vigorously to try and shrug off the electricity running through him!Hmph! So you have to use your powers to break out of a lock instead of using any actual skill!>In any case, he's open, at least for a moment!
>>80032709Kino>Will be afk, feel free to replace.>>80032640You seem human enough.>Kino hoped that wasn't offensive to say. She atleast knew better than to use the C word. That word has history.>She embarrassingly looks down at the worn springs.[The mechanical doll agrees with me]She has a name Hermes, don't be rude. I'll replace them when we're not broke. >Little room for profit on the road.For now there's still a fun evening ahead of us.(gotta go AFK here for a bit, thanks for a little brief arpee.)
>>80032709Optimus Prime
>>80032709Harley Quinn
>>80032709Don Quixote?
>>80032709THE MOUNTAIN
>>80032709Elphelt Valentine
>>80032709Sunny
>>80032709The Invisible Man
>>80032709Roxanne Wolf
>>80032709Lenny Loona>>80032654If life sucks then why is there a fox? Checkmate
>>80032709Blaidd>>80032700These two solo most shonen protagsThanks and saved.>>80032715If you say so, friend. Never hurts to ask for help from time to time. Yet, nothing to worry about; this young wolf is still in his prime. I've faced many terrifying challenges. Always making it out alive. You need not worry about me, I'll catch you next time, yeah?I'd hate to lose a new friend to the wild landscape.(Bet give me a moment.)
>>80032709Peepers
>>80032709Ico
>>80032709Ez>>80032731>Ezreal stares blankly at Emma as she urgently rejects his insinuation, apparently feeling nothing for having caused such alarm. Oh, my bad.>He sounds neither insincere or sincere, it's a perfectly flat tone.But I don't judge you for the prostitute. Many people require their services. Especially those who are as lovelorn as us. >They were in a pretty similar boat, regarding their past love. Though only Emma had the privilege of saying that particular relationship escalated in love, Ezreal deliberately drove it into an iceberg....Would you like to put on a shirt?
>>80032816>I genuinely don't deserve any of it and yet, it's there.That's the reason why it exists after all, there's no "deserving" just acceptation, I'm glad you are feeling better with it.>Patpat>Hahaha... well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.Maybe you should try to do it! It's very interesting!>Hmm. I don't think so. Anyway, you'll win this one for us, right?Tsundere~ I thought my rizz was excellent! And yes I'll win this one for you us <3
>>80032816WoofI dunno.. I don't rly did anything. I just played vidya yesterday and shat up an HG thread cause got bored and I gotta be here for the event.I don't think I'm sick.. my body is just getting old..
>>80032709Blaidd's Wife
>>80032709Alpha1918
>>80032869The woof bark is the best thing that happened toda, that's true. I met him once before, he is very nice.
>>80032709Loona Wolf>Please make my partner my wife Roxy>>80032864YAY MY BOXY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!~ <3 <3 <3>>80032869Thank you for the dance Lenny, I wish you nothing but the best UwU
>>80032694>Gives you new shoes.>It's the sneakers with the pump ups in them.>You will have fun with your date.>>80032882Likewise friend, have fun at this event.
>33>11 minutesGod damn. I'll give it 10 more minutes just in case anyone else shows up.
Just wanted to say I updated the Bloodbath for Amusement Arcade since it had a number 7 and manhole was misspelledWClkS4Tk-Roxy
>>80032901Lovelorn's one way of putting it...>Emma grumbles, retreating into the room for a moment before returning with a shirt. She still looks embarrassed as she closes the door behind her before leaning on it and sighing.I just...it's really fucking hard for me, especially now. A lot of people see all the scars and the stitching and the metal teeth and they think I'm about to eat them or something. At least like, you still look good.
>>80032991Enter my foxie!
>>80032903I... well, I *know*, but only so much, right? Thank you, though. It does remind me where the "rest" in it all is.>Maybe you should try to do it! It's very interesting!Oh, for sure. I'm not going to stop, either... I just wouldn't say that I've been given much understanding.>I thought my rizz was excellent!Minus points for using "rizz". Anyway, thank you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKaS2vv5XUs>>80032909Hmm. Well, I hope you counter the parts of it that can be countered, and if it *is* any kind of impending sickness that you get over it rapidly.>I just played vidya yesterday and shat up an HG threadAh, now it makes sense. The vidya sabotaged you. But seriously, I do hope that you'll find some relief on your shift and even more after it.Blessed night, Sak and Mord and all the others.
>>80033014I'll add it to the database ASAP>>80033025Alrighty then
>>80032932I've never actually seen a fox irl but I have heard one getting its bone on. Those guys are LOUD, I could hear it all the way on the other side of the village>>80032942Back to being on my own, enjoy your restaurant date>>80032991Remove the second half of my tribute's name
>>80033014>>80033047>this one still has the broken events in it
>>80033032Total War Warhammer and Tekken8 made me sick and broke my leg and arm pitty? How cruel..Nighty fren>>80033070U gotta become a night mailman like me then u can see all the animals. I also met badgers and weasels and a shitload of cats..They are all friendly but the badgers are pussies and always run away.I hear lots of fox sounds. It's really funny how out of nowhere in the empty night you hear AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. they yell real funny
>>80033032Well it seems like it making you feel good so... I'm ready happy for you! ND it doesn't matter like I said, it's not about "deserving" but accepting, always remember that~>I just wouldn't say that I've been given much understanding.Oh I mean understand it in a more academic way.>Minus points for using "rizz". Anyway, thank you.Noooo my VN points for the Kiyamin route!!! And don't worry, thanks to you for accepting my invite to the prom.And amazing heavenly chorus!
>>80032949>Somehow, this works as a temporary fix! Must be one of those placebo effects working its magic to keep her bloodthirst in check along with an inhumane amount of willpower. Orrrrr... maybe it's the holiday spirit! Whatever will stop her from turning full-on murderhobo....Thanks.>She was still grumpy about losing Rocinante. However, the mission came first.>>80033014>Make sure you check the broken events like the Mortal Kombat drug one. I saw a few running it yesterday.>She was still
Entries closed! Time to do bonds!
>>80033141>Swap me out senpai.
>>80032823>[You yak about using skill‽! Actually, a good idea.]Skill‽! You really yakkin' about skill‽!... Ya know, let's do it!>[Once more, Tora dashed, this time his hands positioned wide, rather than going for a punch or bear hug. Tora locks hands with the MOUNTAIN! A test of strength! Tora's feet firmly planted onto the ground!]Hah!>[You'll be surprised how much strength is behind this tiger, one heavy step. Slightly pushing the MOUNTAIN back a couple of inches! Followed by another heavy step!]
>>80033047>>80033102>>80033128Please point out how many broken events you saw. I'll be trying to fix them so don't update the game in the database yet.>>80032942Love to see you~ <3
>>80033128>Prime used the power of THE TOUCH.An early Christmas gift to help lighten your mood. I'll do what I can to get your other foot wear back.
>>80033110>badgers and weaselsI'm so jealous. I consider myself lucky if I see a kitty cat on my walk outside
>>80033225>The one currently in the database is an updated version. You can apply the changes to that one and it should be good to go!
>>80033248I always wanted to carry treats to feed the foxies cause they come up to me and beg for food but I always forget to take some with me..I carry dry bread to feed the birds tho.You could go out for a long walk at like 3am and find animals. They usually are easy to find
ARE YOU READY FOR A DELICIOUS MEAL AFTER ALL THAT PARTYING?>>80033166YOU'RE HERE FOREVERRR!!! (And also that if I did, it'd reset the fucking bonds and It'd take like 8 more minutes to do them.)
>>80033324Roll Out!
>>80033324This time for sure!
>>80032949Blaidd:>[A figure salute to Optimus. While Blaidd goes off to join this game!]MEANWHILE:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79993138/#79993817Heh! Lots go!>[Here comes Platinum. Coming towards you Carnage. Appearing as nothing more then streak of glittering light. He's getting close and「Flash Step」. Suddenly vanishing from view!]>[*Teleports Bhind u*]>[Starting the murder race with a hitscan divekick!
>>80033277I see. Could you confirm how many were corrected? I see:1. The one with the King of Fighters 98' event2. Mortal Kombat3. The one I posted above about the manhole coverWere all of those fixed or anything else needs correction?>>80033324Ready to Rox and Loo!-Roxy
>>80033324Let's do this!
>>80033304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gx_jRfB-Ao
>>80033324>Yeah facts. But at what cost?
>>80033225>>80033277>I think it got updated after I ran it, thanks to Junko I do believe haha...>>80033242Is that so? My intentions were to assist that man in the armor uphold the peace in the festival before us. My appreciations, then.>There was still a chivalrous heart behind her serious tone and less...flowery language. Thank you TOUCH and HOLIDAY SPIRIT for keeping her sane.>>80033324Let us dine in honor of the evening and guests of honor.
>>80033324Please take care this time, Lady Crown.
>>80033324I'm saddened by Manhattan Cafe's absence but it does free me to spit in everything I might prepare.
>>80033324District 11, twice as number 1 as District 1! This time, Irene will for sure protect me, instead of leaving me to die a horrific death in an unexpected manner!
>>80033324Let's get Loony and Roxy!>>80033070>Hugs~L
EAT WITH YOUR LOVED ONES!>>80033380I like using simdev's event sim but that fucking bond system is so damn tedious to use. It is very fun though and it makes for a good event it seems.
>>80033387>Yup.>>80033355>In addition to Bloodbath #39 and #40 "brawling against"
>>80033393My face.>>80033400Of course, Princess.>>80033411>She needs something that's deeper in the freezer, so she drags the frozen girl out and sets her aside.
>>80033304Well it's 4am right now so maaaybe I should go right nowAlso that sounds so wonderful, I've been meaning to get some bird food for my garden but all the shops are so far away. I'll have to remember to get some next week>>80033324I'm the gigachad of getting cucked waaaaaah>>80033407>is hugged
>>80033324Ready!!!>>80033411This is bullshit reeeeee
>>80033411
>>80033411...oops.
>>80033353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Bx-3nblUc>You would think the red guy would be shocked.>Nope, just a large twisted smile growing on his face.Pretty fast, but you should know....>The crimson horror balls up a fist pulling it forward.>Remember that stuff he stabbed into Sperm's leg? Well it just ejected violently out of his knee, retuning to Carnage.You are about to be a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!
>>80033411Vile. This is nothing short of vile.>No amount of idealism could shield her from the amount of fecal matter that ended up outside of toilets and their pipes.
>>80033411>"I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand."
>>80033023>The hallway's shadows pass over Ezreal as he walks to Emma, and he comes to a stop underneath the soft, forgiving glow of one of the room's kinder wall scones. One that didn't flicker or buzz so harshly. His face is washed in the gentle light it shines, illuminating the small, genuine smile that had spread. Its appearance pushed back the maddened disposition and gave way to an Ezreal who appeared to have and spoke with some clarity of mind.Scars, stitching, metal teeth... There's gotta be a big market for that here too, right? >Probably a bad moment for a joke, but him having clarity didn't mean he had tact. Sure, I guess I look good, but nobody but myself has ever cared about that! And you know I've never really felt good, but admittedly things have been looking way better for me, actually. You know I'm in a band?>A spark of life flickers in Ezreal's eyes as he pauses, expecting some kind of hushed awe from Emma. Even if she doesn't react at all he continues with-I know. Crazy, huh? And we're actually pretty damn popular. Sixty eight million views and climbing!>He said, with incredulous pride. The smile on his face then shifted from self-satisfaction to something more reassuring, trying to look past all those scars and stitches on Emma and at the troubled girl underneath.I spent four years as an unfeeling zombie, not even able to go to sleep at night. Just having to stare up at the ceiling and distance my mind from myself. Now I spend late nights thinking up lyrics or practicing my singing in the shower. I'm just saying...>Ezreal's voice drops to a deeply sympathetic tone.Even in the deepest pit, there's a ray of light to be found somewhere. And - >His voice rises to a defensive level, his prickly personality coming through.- This isn't an empty platitude, okay? Because you know I've been deep in the shit too. So like, if I can be happy again, so can you. Simple as. This all has meaning when I say it.
>>80033411"Unreasonable" is a relative amount. Three hundred pounds of fresh lobster isn't "unreasonable", it's "lavish"! The oceans are plenty large, so go get them already! They don't even have brains to escape.
>>80033411Woah....this is trippy.
>>80033175Sei!>A lockup it is! He meets it head-on and doing his own digging-in.Very good. You've learned how to use both of your hands at once. Maybe you'll even learn how to think and breathe at the same time, one day! But this isn't how you do a real lockup. All this is is a contest of grip strength! And mine is something I'm rather proud of, gehehe.>That's right, it's even stated in-universe! Calling it an iron grip is a disservice to HIM!>........Though, isn't this a contest of strength, not skill?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxg3Ti58yrI>>80033324Ladies.
>>80033411Wow, art really does imitate life>>80033446It'll be okay, please take care and I'm in DM's if you need me.I'm free all night~L
Roxy and Loona have a bit of an argument>>80033445That jew wanted to eat her I think>>80033446the gigacuck>>80033449>puts my nuts in your face>>80033466kek that must be the bond system at work. That's a hilarious event. At least you can have fried fish now!
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>>80033523I can't believe Adachi stabbed herself with a fork.
>>80033324>[His snoot twitches.]Oi, sense something... Someone familiar...>>80033411Is this necessary....?>[But seeing all that food. Tail and ears perk up.]I stand corrected! The meat and the Prawn are mine!>>80033523>[Once more. His lack of brain proves to be his undoing.....]>[At least his wife is doing well...]
>>80033523How many times do I have to admit that it was really cocaine...?~L
>>80033446Just use old bread.. crumb it up and throw at birds.. ir at your feet in a part and then wait a little. They usually come after a few minutes
>>80033387>>80033434So all of the events were updated. I got it. Thank you so much, it was a pain in the ass but I'm happy all of those were corrected at last.>>80033503This but in bed~ <3>>80033523It's just salt, hon~ <3
>>80033523>Irene bites her tongue so hard that it bleeds. She hates ketchup, but she can't dare speak up against the Princess, so she's forced to lower her head in thanks.Thank......Thank you.
>>80033523Shut the heck up, nerd boy.>>80033573>We're happy to help!
>>80033503It's only a game, I'll be fine, but thanks for da concern>>80033523Uh ohhhh trouble in paradise>>80033572>use old breadThat's for ME, I'm not made of money
>>80033523Butter AND salt? I question the status of your tongue, you.>For the sake of peace, she held her tongue in response to various Nepalese offerings like so!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea
>>80033589Lenny it's fkn bread.. that shit doesn't cost anything.
someone bake thread>Bowsette
>>80033623No.
>>80033324I got all dressed up for an event where I'm going to do nothing but stick to the wall.>>80033411Can I get five hundred cigarettes? >Ezreal tries to recreate a funny TikTok he saw, or he just wants to pick up smoking.>>80033523Ah, happily married individual spotted! Taking appropriate action!>Ezreal throws his knife into Igon's heart. Seeing Spook Man loitering nearby, Ezreal shrugs and throws a knife into him as well.
>>80033445>>80033523>>80033575I don't know what's so ridiculous about putting ketchup on an omelette. Salt, fat, acid, heat: Have you never heard of that? Some important chef, or cook, or writer, or someone wrote about it, that if you include these four constituents in a recipe, you can't go wrong. Well, anyone with a brain realizes an omelette features fat in the form of butter or oil. It features heat in the form of the burner. It features salt in the form of added salt. Now where does the acid come from? Hmmm?>Princess Crown screws up her face like a gremlin. Nobody will talk darkly about her omelette ketchup, whether it's a tablespoon or half a cup like usual.Where does the acid come from?! From the ketchup! Acid! Ketchup! Acid! Tastebuds! It's really very simple. It's really such a simple plan that even a fool could understand. An omelette requires an acid, and ketchup is just that. Anyone who dislikes ketchup on omelettes? Perish.
>>80033593>>80033523You fool! Butter has been salted for preservation and flavoring purposes for thousands of years! All butter you've ever had has been salted!>Patrick Star's dickhead cousin
>>80033623Is it finally my time?>A Red guy.
>>80033623Okay hold on
>>80033623>inb4 plant
>>80033653Oh, go ahead.
>>80033480>In contrast to Ezreal's face, Emma looks absolutely exhausted. Her strange robotic eyes have a small glow to them as she stares back at him, looking down at her hands and visibly swallowing as he opens up to her....I kinda...remember that you were always a bit sad...at least, I got that vibe from you...I didn't really get it back then but...>She clenches her hands into fists, taking another breath.Now I do...every day I just...I regret everything now. I see all this shit in the mirror, I see how people react to it...I'm just...everything hurts all the fucking time now and there isn't anyone to really help it like before.>She laughs, but it's not exactly a joyful laugh, Like the rest of Emma, it's sad.Some people help a little bit but like, how the fuck could they fix this? Ez, how could they undo all this shit I did to myself? >She slides down the door, sitting on the floor now as she sniffles.You were right before dude...remembering made it hurt so much more...I fucking miss them Ez...but I don't even think they'd recognize me like this.>She takes a shaky breath, struggling to get the words out.I r-really...want to believe you...but it's so fucking hard...
-Cricket sounds-
>>80033678Never mind, the board will not let me make a thread.
The new captcha is too much for even the smartest among us.
>>80033795It's telling me to verify my e-mail
How many HG players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>80033818skill issue.
>>80033839Than you do it.
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>>80033824Yes
