/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadChristmas Cookies And Cake EditionPrevious: >>80121580
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>>80132212I’d like to do a session where I play a gym rat who works at a gym. Either as a fitness trainer or someone who runs the desk. Boning other exercise aficionados or people out of shape sounds like it’d be fun.
>>80132265Nothing as hot as hitting the gym! Well, okay, maybe there are a few things... but it's still hot.
>>80132291Precisely my thinking. Plenty of scenarios to work up a sweat while working up a sweat. Do you have a preferred kind of partner? I had a face in mind but don’t have any issue playing into whatever is ideal for you.
>>80132265Gym sessions are peak, I'd love to give that a go if you want but if you're looking for something in particular, I'm all ears.Gonna grab a quick lunch but I'd love to give this a shot.
>>80132347>>80132265Oops, just saw this my bad lmao, would be down to give this another try another day. Have fun!
>>80132291I'm pretty open to most kinds of partners! Lean machines, hulking hunks, chubby cuties... But it looks like someone's looking to do stuff with you, so I'll bother you another time for it. >>80132373Nah, you go ahead! I've gotta make lunch and do some cleaning anyway so go for it. I'll watch with popcorn...
>>80132385>>80132316Whoops, mislink...
>>80132117>>80132131You’ve already given me a lifetime’s worth of happiness, hooooo~ney~! But I’m a greedy girl. The more I get of you, the more I want~.>So she responded before plunging him down into her soft embrace. Her giggle was light, airy, and got just a little bit more forceful when he started to panic a little. He loved it, she could tell, but he was always so frantic when she did this to him! Maybe it was just a mental association. After all, it seems like whenever they got like this, something->- Something happened. She’d get him buried neck-deep in her bust, and then disaster would strike. Correlation wasn’t causation, but->But at that exact moment, the exact same thing happened, almost as bad as the year she had started to slide her hand down his body to his crotch and the sun itself went wild. Come to think of it, the news said it was “impossible”, both that that happened with no warning and how there was no lasting damage. None of these had lasting damage. Correlation wasn’t causation, but sometimes, causation was the reason for correlation.>The house shook mightily from the sudden earthquake and groaned from the winds pulling at the roof. Sheets of lightning bathed the sky and lit up the windows that had been letting in sunlight just a moment ago, and just like that, the moment was over. He pushed himself up and crawled over her to get up, headed for the door.W-wait. Wait! Noko, you… you’re causing this aren’t you? Every time you start to relax and enjoy yourself, this kind of thing happens. That isn’t a coincidence, is it? I… I dunno what’s going on, but please, talk to me. If you… well, I have no idea how you and these things are connected, but please. Tell me. (1/2)
>>80132385No I assure you it's fine, you were here first and I also was gonna get lunch. I'd feel really bad for butting in and I promise you, it's no big deal!
>>80132347>>80132385This is the face I’d like to use. If either of you have any interest, I have time to play today. Most of my plans have cleared up except for ones I have much later on.
>>80132457>>80132117>>80132131>She sat, now, at the edge of her bed, staring at him with her hands unconciously clasped together, as if in prayer. The world’s reckoning happened outside had already started to die down some, and the house slowly quieted down while she scooted herself over to make room for him.
Two subs competing to out-sub each other, heh.
>>80132436What do you have in mind?
>>80132457>>80132472(Very sorry to do this, but I should have checked my own preparations for tomorrow before agreeing to play... they were not as thorough as Sasha's, and I have to head out to get stuff and get ready for the holiday. While it would have been nice to get in a Christmasy session like this before Christmas, it wasn't in the cards for me...)
>>80132459Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
>Be me>Feeling worthless on this shitty day>Spend 85 burgerbucks on Arousr to ERP with a confirmed biofem for 60 minutes incl voice and cam verification>Make her to play some weebshitter character as part of my request>Doesn't give a fuck about the lore or characterization at all>Her typefucking boils down to "Yeah gib it to me I want your big cock so much do me hard big boy I'm so wet for you" or variants of it on a loop>Can't even fucking pronounce or spell my character's name (or hers) right half the timeI hate women so much it's unreal. Even the worst bottom of the barrel ava scum of /erp/ was better than this. Mang, why can't normie women ERP well? Wtf is their problem?
>>80132551Sorry man but you played yourself. 85 dollars on a sex service is chump change. You got the gas station sushi equivalent of paid ERP.
>>80132516(That's okay!!! I've been absolutely /loving/ this so far, though, oh my gosh! Had no idea this sort of dynamic could be so fun, but you really cooked up something amazing in that head of yours! Whenever you have enough time, let's finish it as soon as possible, okay? Pretty please! I'm free today, tomorrow and the weekend, so we've got more than enough time to finish all this stuff up! Also, I'm /super/ glad we got to write something like this out!!! I love it a bunch! Good luck with all of your stuff, and hopefully I see you soon~!)
>Make her to playWhich ESL shitposters is this?
>>80132481You love to see it.
>>80132583(Thank you! I'm surprised you were so into such a silly idea, but really appreciate you giving it a try with me and am glad you're enjoying it! I really like writing with you, though I don't get to do it as often as I like. I won't have time to play until Sunday at earliest, but I will try to be back to continue then! Take care, Jimi!)>Smooches!
Merry Christmas, Anon~<3
>>80132638(You kiddin' me? Your ideas have always been great so far, so there's no way I'd think any of 'em are less than amazing! I absolutely like writin' with you too, so hopefully we get more chances to do it in the future~! Good luck, good luck! I'll keep my Sunday or any day open just for you!)>Mmmmmmmmmwah~!G-Gh, that picture I'm weak to--!
>>80132212>>80132488fucked up scenarios involving fucked up fetishes
>>801325510 penetration but assures you a lot of pain.
>>80132547I’m not seeing it.
>>80132660Caren
Is almost krimas!
>>80132734Sorry to disappoint, but no.
>>80132767Then download the full picture.
>>80132759Oh, no. Anyway...
>>80132660Merry Christmas Eve!
>>80132551You went to a prostitute instead of someone who does it for love of the game.
>>80132261
>>80132488Not them but I’d love to groom a little girl and plow them as some mommy dom
>>80132814It's too big to post here, goes above the file size limit...>>80132830I hope you get lots of wonderful presents~!
>>80132261Amazing pic—the cigarette is a great touch
Heavy Angelcore
>>80132933Avas for this feel?
>>80132599lemme see a Kaede pic please.
>>80132933Whoa dubsI feel like I'd either be Jill, Lara or the Ridge Racer lady.
>>80132933Goodness, I owned that fucking magazine.
>>80132212Ho ho hoes~
>>80133005Love how sassy and cunty Lara Looks on this one, she's just like british version of Bayonetta! Though to be chronologically correct Bayonetta is Italian version of Kara
>>80132212Locker room sex.
>>80132759You're pushing 50 bro
>>80132212Reindeer thots
>>80133150You never give it a rest do you?
>>80132265>two bites>neither end up playingpoor anonpost this hotto idea again when it isn’t a holiday so I can play it with you pls
>>80132933Group session of avas teasing Santa when
>>80133150And chat is pushing 30 and still talks like a horny 13-year-old.
>>80133171What do you mean?
>>80132212
>>80133224Well... since it's about to be Christmas, I'll give you this (you) as a gift.
>>80132933PlayStation girls know how to celebrate the holidays.>>80132972How about a jolly one?>>80133005Angel!? I thought you would be busy today!
>>80133171God Rest Ye Shitty Shitposters, while Avas want to play. You won’t stop your activities on Christmas Eve or Day
>>80133070>KaraBloody hell...
>>80133326None of the avas want to play here lil bro.
>>80133336Stop projecting lil shitter.
>>80133336The culture Utage brought to the thread is frankly sickening
>>80133336It's funny how the Avas that never play here are the ones more vocal about how and when you should behave.
>>80133347Do you see anyone playing? You stupid fuck.
>>80133368CONCERNing...
A bright red portal quickly flashes and just as swift as it opened up, it closes as the towering half-demon walks in, rolling eyes already dictating the tone for this meeting. Another call-in to HR for trying to build morale (groping and assaulting) with the Z-Team and she has to deal with this? A slightly exaggerated huff is given while her toned biceps cross over to one another. Her body was absolutely toned and trained, a figure meant to inspire fear and display her dedication to her frame, the complete opposite of her behavior and demeanor for the Phoenix Program. "Seriously? Is this because of the sack-tap thing? You know the rest of the team goes along with...ah never mind." Her tone is dialing it back, like she just walked into a proverbial minefield.Malevola sits down, a subtle sway of her hips given while she moves on over to the chair in the office, tight shorts and that bright and white leotard practically advertising her glistening and muscular 6'6" figure. Her legs kick on up to the desk, showing off those body crushing thighs, looking as if they were in a state of permanent flexing as the slight hint of a jiggle is given. She knows she's going to get an earful but she doesn't care, considering her and Prism were probably the only ones who actually do shit on the team. Usually. "Or is there some other bullshit that you want to chew me out for? I don't got all day." Her heels lightly bounce while she starts to ponder the situation. So what if she gives a few balls a flick here and there? Not like she doesn't get it back with the slaps to her ass. The smile on her face lightly masks her annoyed feelings but at this point, she's grown numb to the lectures and threats. She raises her eyebrows, playful smile shifting around while she gave a little lick to her lips. Better start throwing em off now, muscle ladies were in nowadays.
>>80133389There are avas present but you rather argue instead of approach.
Taking bets on anyone replying to this cold open.
>>80133070>ItalianI'm almost certain Bayonetta is meant to be British?>>80133302Howdy! I think I might be busy later with IRL stuff but for sure I'll be busy most of tomorrow and for sure the day after.
>>80132888Don't think I really will, but I'll be among good friends and family and that's kinda all I want. I hope you get what you'd like this year as well!
>>80133469I always thought that she was italian, her name is Cereza and her boytoy's name is Luka, and her friend's name is Jeanne.I also saw italian women in Paris and they looked very Bayonettish.
>>80133171When your mission is to feed the trolls every time.
Last image saved?
>>80133469Considering her real name, Cereza, is Spanish for Cherry. We can be sure that she is just not Japanese.
>>80133551
>>80133469How long do you think you'll stay? Long enough for play or a quick pop-in?
>>80133559I dunno, could be Japanese considering the Spaniards and Portuguese were in Japan around the time she would have been born.
>>80133671She's not hairy enough to be Italian. Before Sophia Loren became well-known outside of Italy, the stereotype of Italian women was that they were ugly monkeys.They still are, too.
>>80133689What if instead of Drifter he was called Freaker
>>80133714I wonder if she has a hairy italian chest.
>>80133714but her whole outfit is made out of her own hair....
>>80133795Body hair and hair are two different things.
>>80133534It's been a minute since I played it, but I see what you mean, I always assumed she was meant to be that way but now I'm not so sure.>>80133559It doesn't help that in Three, they introduce the alternate universe Bayonettas as well.Hmm...I looked it up and it's said she's supposed to be European?>>80133616I'll be around for a while, not sure if I can commit at the moment though.
>>80133990>>80133534British accent and a Spanish name, probably just mixed.
Merry Christmas, I hope everyone has a lovely time whatever you get up to
>>80133990Fair enough. I can't say if I'll be around late as not much is going on at home so we'll have to see.>>80134181Same to you, Liz!
And I remind you that Peter Parker fucked 16-year-old Dagger.
>>80134395And she was already Tyrone's used goods.Can we talk about Namor and Marrina, who was technically not even a teenager for her species?
>>80133551stole this
>>80134304What did you have in mind for playing out? I don't think I have much going on at the moment so I'd be down.
>>80134434Damn, that's some really good way to cope over the fact that you was cucked
>>80133797I had a teacher about that big snap her rolly chair in the middle of class once
>>80132933I had this issue. Damn, I feel old.
>>80134492Something simple and crass with Lapis but she didn't have time buuuuut I'd like to do a seasonal session. I want to get one in before I go. What about you?
I ate two portions of fried carpie!oh and i had potato salad and cookies and strudelwhat did everyone eat for dinner today?
>>80133466I bet nay, but that's only because people hold cold opens to higher standards imo. "Swift" in the opening line should be "swiftly," and although the scene is well directed, I find the line itself rambly. There's a triple "as." I wouldn't normally post unsolicited critique but spite for Double probably gets them a player.
>>80134670A salad.
>>80134670I'm on the West Coast in the United States so it's only 1:20 PM but I'll be sure to eat my fishies and veggies Flare!
Sup! Merry Christmas eve.Figured I’ve been here a while and have gotten along very nicely with most of you since I came here so I wanted to drop my disc tag. “drakeval”Add me, let’s get to know each other better. Preferably anons/avas I’ve already talked to or written with already to avoid any initial awkwardness, yeah? Though if we’ve talked in any capacity you probably know that already. Not against planning anything offsite but I’d like to keep writing here primarily...so don't think I'm going anywhere! Right. Hope to see you!
>>80134735Bracket?
>>80134670Dinner? HerringFor supper carp, carp head sauerkraut soup, dried plums soup
>>80134650Gotcha, as long as I don't interfere with the scheduled session then. Hmm...that would be fine, who do you feel like playing for it?
>>80134670Merry Christmas Flare>>80134735Merry Christmas
>>80134770S'me! Merry Christmas eve, non!
>>80134818Just verifying. Merry Christmas Eve!
>NO ONE IS PLAYING>Procedes to ignore a cold openerWhy are shitposters like this.
Bruh I can't play right now I have guests.
>>80134714you should eat something more! treat yourself! its the holidays!>>80134728don't force yourself if you don't like it! just eat whatever you want its christmas!>>80134784sounds delicious!
>>80134817Merry Christmas, Milky! >>80134836Thank you, thank you. Hope you have a great one!
>>80134863Catch another pneumonia and fuck off again blogposter shitter
Another one gets added to the discord group.
>>80134863Okay you're right Flare I'll probably have soda and red meat and stuff!
>>80134863No, it's not, honestly.I mean carp is eh, i would take almost any fish over it, and the prune soup is kinda revolting, but you gotta eat it or its not christmas eve otherwise.
>>80134671Thank you for the feedback, was feeling a bit off about it but that's not as bad as I thought it would be
>>80134947You're very welcome and I'm sorry I didn't have time to read far beyond that
>>80134911>>80134925Stop enabling blogposting shitters.
>>80134863Sadly, Princess, some issues don't give a fuck about your holidays.
>>80134973Hello Shitzomi.
Imagine a thread without>Spoiled>Nozomi>Flare>Poverty Asuna>Brapple shitter
>>80134817merry christmas!>>80134911yeah just eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want!life gets really boring if all you do is follow the rules all the time>>80134925oh, i'm sorry to hear thatcarpie is yummy, or well I think it isI never really had prune soup but from the way you describe it I probably am not interested in trying itwell you don't always have to be traditional, i know people who eat pork or chicken on christmas instead of the carpie. there's no law that says one must eat the carpie or else
>>80135014It's easy. It's called HG.
>>80135026What does this have to do with erotic roleplay?
>>80133466Only no because literally Christmas Eve and the worst timing.
>>80134670That sounds nice! I haven't eaten yet but had some chicken and rice for lunch earlier.>>80134735Hey Bracket! Merry Christmas Eve and the following. Hope it goes well for you as for everyone else too.
>>80135042HG has its own rooster of shitters and schizos thoughbeit.
>>80135058Stop enabling blogposting shitters.
>>80135059The world is made by shitters. It's up to you to choose a place with shitters you can endure.
>>80135096I think there's less shitposting here than in HG tbhdesu
>>80135058what will you be having for dinner later then?>>80134973That's right, I'm your princess and you best believe it. Now get back to harvesting crops for my kingdom. Who said you could take a holiday? Holidays are for nobles not smelly unwashed peasants like you. Oh and if I catch you hording grain again this year, I'll hang your entire family in the town square and burn down your village as a warning to the rest!
>>80134805
>>80135125Seconded.
>>80135180>HordingIt's hoarding. Not matter how hard you try the ESL will always slip through kek
>>80135180How about I tell you to go back to 8 and spare us your ugly mug for once? But I suppose that would be too much to ask for the 'holidays'.Not that you can expect much from someone whose sole dramatic issue is why her uglier friends get molested more than her. Which is usually the kind of question one stops asking once they stop being a cringey teenager.
>>80135236VAFFACULO
>>80135180Not sure yet... Probably some green bean casserole and wings.
>>80135290Stop enabling blogposting shitters. Last warning, Ann.
>>80135204Cute pic...are you playing Junko then? Do you mind starting us off?
It's hilarious how little the opinions of anons matter these days. Where did you put your balls? Did you lose them?
>>80135290Merry Christmas Ann!>>80135306Merry Christmas Angel!
>>80135334They're too busy watching Bracket drag all their favorites into his basement like the shitter he is. Bunch of cucks.
>>80135334We get to decide which avas stay or leave tho
>>80135290thats not the first time i heard about wingsare they really that yummybecause they seem like a popular foodyou know i never really had wings as food beforealso look, i dressed up for christmas!
>See a new Flare post with the corner of my eye>Instantly hide itThat was way too close
>>80135334Anon got castrated the moment they allowed this place to end up under a different management. Once cuts, balls can't be reattached.
Anons, how do we regain our power? It's time we stand up for ourselves.
>>80135448You can't.
>>80135481If a country full of retards like Flare managed to become independent of the Russian Empire then we can too.
>>80135335And a Merry Christmas Eve to you too, Milky!
>>80135306I had Mukuro in mind as I can't seem to crack Junko off the cuff buuuut I suppose you could have both if you want. What do you think? Cute pic.>>80135335Merry Christmas Milky!
>>80135448who is we
>>80135400Then why is Flare still here, idiot? Testament?
>>80135504Independent? You may have missed the point. Europe belongs to Russia. That's what Trump promised Putin in Alaska. The silly idiots ruling Europe have not yet figured out that they are Russian subjects. So does Princess Bimbo.
>>80135541Anon.
>>80135546Nozo it's Christmas go to bed
>>80135546OHHH!
>>80135570I can't my family literally menaced me that they are going to call me at midnight. So, I can't sleep until then.
>>80135570He's a made guy
>>80135546Why do you bother taking your trip off, Nozo? Did that anon pointing out just how many posts you made in a few months made you seethe so hard you're trying to sneak a couple hundred anon posts now?
>>80135531Hmm...won't no to either but Mukuro by herself is absolutely fine if you want just her!
>>80135654It spares me from idiot as Broodsow asks me why I like a character. And if it can piss faggot like you, that's the icing on a cake I can't eat.
>>80135697What the fuck is this ESL?
>>80135510Angel, Angel! Imagine, Chihiro in gay pride bikini, or just rainbow bikini. For some reason sexualisation of pride colour is very hot for me.
>>80135722The ESL I am
>>80135697Hey! I'd like to do a Penny session with you, if that's okay?
>>80133758That's hot.... Giant woman erotic....
>>80135815I don't ERP. So ask as much as you want. My only answer would be. Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
>>80135402I think its good to have just her today. I'll make sure it flies by in an hour tops. If that's enough for you.
>>80135857Which ESL is this?
>>80135857Ah, sorry is it not a good time to ask? I saw you posting RWBY AI gens a while ago and thought maybe you'd be up for it! I'm fine with playing it out somewhere else if that's the issue!
>>80135944No, Anon. There will not be any good time. I don't ERP. Ask someone else.
>>80135857Tell them Ton!
>>80135686>>80135889Oops!
>>80135543Testament doesn't even get shitposted. He's a little bitch cuck and if someone got serious he'd run away to discord.
>>80135987I think you're not in a good mood right now so I'll ask you another day. I'd ask someone else but I don't there's anyone but you who plays RWBY characters!
>>80136063Speaking of Testicle, him making his discord kitten drop his tag despite already having him added was weird.
>>80135543We chased Utage away, Testament barely posts anymore, Flare is an attention whore retard who barely plays. If you wanna keep Flare, by all means.
>>80136108>I don't there's anyone but you who plays RWBY characters!caren
>>80135889>>80136041Works for me! I do like to request the usual stuff we play alongside Mirko being a bit muscular, if that's alright?>>80135725...peak.That's real good. I like that a lot especially if the bikini is real tight on him.
>>80135822Especially when they're dressed up for the holidays
>>80136168We made Flare play only on 8. Now we just to make him go away from here. That pedo tranny Erika too
>>80136108Good luck. I am always in a bad mood. I don't ERP. I'm an ESL idiot with no writign skill. I have no value as a men her eor in real life. I don't ERP. I just exist. A onld retarded senile men yellign at the cloud and being pissed upon by the rats running this place. That's all you will ever get from me. Do not expect anything else.
>>80136202I expect your milky nipples!
also leaving a post for botandon't forget to update me if friday or saturday is better for you this weekend!
>>80136178Mirko? I assume you mean Mukuro? Sure! I'll keep the replies succinct enough for someone in a rush to play.
>>80136177Good to know!>>80136202You shouldn't say such things about yourself I'm sure there's more to you than just that. I'm here if you need someone to listen to your struggles sometimes just voicing what you're going through helps healing you don't have to go through whatever is happening to you alone
>>80136337I'll lose all respect I have for Botan if he doesn't drop you.
>>80136178I can just picture him in that bikini, red with embarrassment, trying to chant some slogans, but the feeling that everyone is watching him makes his knees buckle just as he starts talking about gay pride~
>>80136387You didn't have any respect for him in the first place lmao
>>80136387good thing anon opinions don't mean shit
>>80136180Exactly. Or, kinda. I'm not the biggest fan of lewding someone in Christmas attire, but it can add a bit of impure spice to a scene. Like being tucked between tits or cheeks, akin to putting a present in Santa's sack. You get carried around and squished, but who knows if you'll endure long enough to make it your destination.
>>80136337Can you get a tripcode?
>>80136404They do if they're nice :)
>>80136401I agree that he's already on thin ice in my eyes for his recent associating with Reze>>80136404We decide which avas stay or leave. Avas only bite back at anon with their face off. We own /erp/
>>8013642390% of them are mean.
>>80136372Good riddance.
>>80136438>We decideWho is we?
>>80136438Sure thing buddy. Now watch me bang Nurse for the 1,000th time while you watch with your cock in your hand.
>>80136439Face on Flarenigger
Nozomi already provided us with Christmas milk so be nice.
>>80136438Didn't Byleth tell you to die face on yesterday
>>80136471She did and it was based as fuck.
>>80136451We, the eternal Anon, the backbone of /erp/>>80136452>with your cock in your hand.Wouldn't you be doing the same?>>80136471Byleth isn't really an ava, he doesn't play
>>80136484facts
>>80136497>WAAAAAAAAAAH! SHE'S NOT AN AVA! SHE DOESN'T COUNTShe's played more than you have. Somehow!
Lots of cocky avaniggers on anon right now. Face on, cowards.
>>80136497They just had a three day long session with Tharja last week, retard.
its christmas day in like 15minsim so full and sleepy i don't even know how everyone has the energy to be so mean all the timeim even yawningalso that person isn't me and you should stop randomly pretendinggoing back to ignoring you now
>>80132212Fucking a gender swapped Tails
>>80136522Face on, HGigger.
>>80136412>I'm not the biggest fan of lewding someone in Christmas attireAbsolutely ABYSMAL taste, but I'll forgive you this one time because it's Christmas.
>>80136520When was the last time Byleth did a full RP?>>80136537That was the most boring shit ever and literally had zero sex. I bet Tharja wanted to drop him kek
>>80136541I think getting rejected (either here or irl) or at least getting the short end of preferential treatment makes people snap and be mean.
>>80136568Wow Caren, I thought you liked Byleth?
RIP to everyone here that wanted to play with a Keqing.
>>80136568>When was the last time Byleth did a full RP?>Makes fun of the last full RP they didAnon is retarded, I'm afraid.
>>80136541Believe me. I would rather sleep right now. I just have to be up, endure another phone call with family once it's midnight, and then finally go to sleep.
>>80136541I'll tell you what, if you stop being a massive blogposter and apologize in front of everyone for being a shitter I'll stop.
>>80136365Oopsie, I had the buff bunny on my mind. But no rush! I don't want to make you feel like you're in a sprint.>>80136399And of course, as he's shaking and trembling, his big thick butt is bouncing around threatening to burst on out. His cute little cock making the most adorable bulge!
>>80136610Shit RP doesn't count. Byleth is not an ava no matter how hard you try to shill it.
>>80136647Quit corncobbing
MY NAME IS ANON AND I LOVE SHITPOSTING ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Devious pair.
>>80136668More like devious snare.
>>80136668Nice resolution
>>80136668The pixelization makes it sexier.
I hope the cats in the thread eat dinner together like this.
>>80136554Sorry, Christmas kinda sours my mood for my usual depravity. I don't really wanna get raped by fem Santa's tits, or some Christmas elves either. I probably won't refuse a scene if they're hot enough enough despite it, or I really like the idea though.
>>80132212Is she from ZZZ? I find her pretty hot!
Happy Christmas Eve, everynyan!
>>80136732She is, yeah.
>>80136749Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone.
>>80136779Merry Xmas.
LOL
>>80136779Quite the image choice Byleth.
Good bait
>>80136337We'd said weekend, no? Saturday might be best. I'll have the time skip post finished up by then.
>>80136779Take a closer look at the image next time, love.
woaaah its christmas christmas the 25th of decemberalso i'm falling asleep
What did Byleth mean by this?https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80132158/#q80136779
>>80136724What a charming post, this made me smile and I love it.>>80136749And a Merry Christmas eve to you as well!
counting how many people fall for it
>>80136834>>80136819oh yeah silly me i somehow thought friday was part of the weekend okayy saturday thennn see you there
>>80136819That's not Flare, it's a skinwalker. The real Flare is here >>80136541 >>80136834
>>80136779Ayo.
>>80136835It's a skinwalker.
>>80136861Fucking ESL retard.
>>80136850The cats eat well and are merry, I hope. Glad you liked it Angel.
>>80136856>>80136879I'm starting to think it's real...
>>80136861That so? strange. Isn't the weekend usually saturday and sunday?Anywho, merry Christmas to you and enjoy your rest!
>>80136646I can also picture him popping a stiffy as he tells about how proud he is to be gay, homosexual and... I'm starting to get a little bit dumb. LGBTQ bikinis and femboys confirming their homosexual identity is so hot!Just as hot as lesbians in bikini in colours of their flag consensuallyand willingly having sex with men, while still maintaining their lesbian identity. Just imagine Amazon in this scenario! For some reason she came to my mind first
>>80136915Flare is from Poland and doesn't know English, please be more patient and understanding with your partners.
>>80136109Has Testament posted his discord a single time before? How would they get it
>>80136779What...W-What is that image? Why do you have that saved!?>>80136835I can give them the benefit of the doubt and just assume it was someone shitposting. It's not hard to fake someone's post like that if they don't have a trip. If they have a filename pattern that can add a bit more realism to it, but it's probably just bullshit. You can't disprove the ava didn't just make an actual mistake either though. Even if they have trip they sometimes or always use, you can excuse the fact they didn't use it as them idk, being drunk or making a little mistake.
>>80136774>Smooches the Milkman and lands a pair of miraculous tits on his head.>>80136850>Smooches Asuna and the Fox-Eyed French dork.Merry Christmas Eve back to you!
>>80136915Merry Christmas Botan!
>>80136951The discord kitten posted his tag, retard.
>Byleth is into blacked raceplayWaoh
>>80136646We can shoot for her instead. I believe you find her more comfortable than the soldier.>>80136749Merry Christmas!
>>80136990In the end, they all wish for Owain
Is this worse than Patty going crazy over the BBC anon?
>>80136965Still a while away for me. But thankya, enjoy your own evening too.
>>80136984You said they had it before they posted it this time, retard. Can you even follow your own posts?>>80136109
>>80137000If Owain was still around he would have Byleth as his personal ball cleaner...
>>80137008>Nigger can't accept that all discord kittens are still men
>>80137003Nobody cares about that tranny anymore.
>>80137000Need Daddy Owain posting his BBC at me while I suck and snort for him on discord again. Think I could convince him to cheat on his girlfriend?
>>80137004Where do you live? You always struck me as German
Hi, just poking in, and I saw that post. It is definitely a skinwalker, as I do not have interest in Blacked or BNWO or any kind of race or nationplay. I hope everyone is doing well on this Christmas Eve, and I hope everyone's Christmas tomorrow goes well.
>>80136895It's a charming and soothing image, not to repeat myself but it just makes me have a warm feeling. That and my cat is resting beside me too heh.>>80136925I always headcanon him as bi lmao.Eh, not really into that second part.>>80136956>The blonde movie keeper smiles and hugs tightly, smothering his face with booba. Meanwhile, the Fox-Eyed glasses rival rolls her eyes and hugs back, leaving...a stuffed penguin plush wearing glasses.>>80136992Hah, I'll go with whoever you want! I'm not gonna complain if you play her. Care to start us off?
>Byleth lives rent-free inside Poverty Asuna's mind.>Poverty Asuna is from the Philippines.>A lot of the Pinoy population is into Blacked.I'm nooticing.
>>80137019Byleth playing spaded fire emblem sluts for Daddy every day...BBC so forceful it takes autism...
>>80137044Merry Xmas, again.
>>80136925You want Hotaru for lesbian "fixing" crap.
>>80137059Isn't Owain from a Fire Emblem game? He would turn all the Fire Emblem avasluts into his personal snowcumrags the moment he saw them if he was still around
Uhh Poverty Asuna wanna talk about those blacked pics saved on your phone?
>>80137044Merry Christmas to you too Byleth!
>>80136925Only Hotaru likes subhuman orientation play.
>>80132261Me plapping Sphene
>>80137041Hm? what makes you think so?
Mhmm.....Merry Christmas thread, I'll try to say it again the day of, but I'm sure quite a few people will be busy. Best get it done early, no?
>>80137081Owain is from a fire emblem game but Owain claimed snowbunnies as Ekko mostly
>>80137137Merry Christmas gabu!
>>80137137I bite-a your toe.>chomp.
>>80137004My two wives......Merry Christmas Eve, Ojousama.>>80137044Merry Christmas Eve, Byleth.>Smooch.>>80137045>Awww, that's cute.<3I hope you're having a great day, Angelita.
Remilia is from Gensokyo, obviously
>>80137168
>>80137044Merry Christmas professor!
>>80137136Quebecois or Brazilian.
>>80137076There's no need to fix what isn't broken, which is literally the point of what I described: she remains a lesbian. >>80137045Same. At least your iteration of him.Yep I've remembered that you don't like orientation play, just thought that it was only "fixing" part which I too don't like.Okay I'm starting to pass out, so it's a clear sign that I should go to sleep and pray that Santa left something nice under spruce for me!
>>80137191Goodnight freak!
Fucckkkkkk just seeing Byleth talk about Blacked and BNWO is so fucking HOT we need to get Patty into Fire Emblem asap
>>80137044死ね
>>80137211Fire Emblem is a game that requires you to use your brain, Patty wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>80137136Your mannerism and the way you speak but I may as well be hallucinating things
>>80137041Remi has used the odd bit of bong leaning speak, but they don't feel like a native of the isle. If I had to guess, somewhat impressible American. Probably in middle america or the north. If i had to guess race, version of white.
Celebrating Yule with Van Winkle, because she's a hardcore NS and became a pagan even before turning into a vampire
>>80137136Are you white?
>>80137232>Bong avasOi, list 'em right now
>>80137228>Modern games can just be grind city. No much of a challenge then.
>>80137251Silver.
List ESL avas
>>80137135Surely you wouldn't dare to do such a thing with Queen Sphene Alexandros XIV.... Right?
>>80137251'Aru-ka as far as I know. Silver too. Norse is an aussie, and they tend to have a lot of english and scot blood if that counts.
Ok but this is hot. How do we get snowbunny Fire Emblem slut avas?
>>80137166Zankyu~ you too have a nice one Hotaru.>>80137168That cant't be right, Remilia is far older than Gensokyo. I've always thought of her as either a Romanian and direct descendant of Vlad or French/Anglo.>>80137190>>80137231Fun guesses and an interesting rationale from the second anon. Thanks for the peek into your minds.
>>80137320You rob Owain's dungeon.
>>80137065Merry Christmas to you as well, anon.>>80137113Hope you get cookies and milk on your plate, Milky. >>80137166There's not mistletoe, Hotaru...>is smooched>>80137189Am I still a professor if I'm on Christmas break?
Remember to spend time with your family
Why the FUCK are the original Touhou models so ugly?
>>80137337Yeahj
>>80137352ZUN is self-admitted not good at art.
>>80137350>Made fucking Bayonetta a boring housewifeYawn
>>80137352Because ZUN is a hack
>>80137333>Pet, pet.Likewise, Ojousama.>>80137337I don't need one to smooch your precious self, Byleth.>>80137352A literal drunk draws them.
>>80137166Whoa dubs.And yeah, it's been a comfy day so far, just hanging out and enjoying the time. Hope you're doing well too, Ho-Ho.>>80137191Take care and rest well, have a Merry Christmas!>>80137372Talk your shit, Anon.Say it with your chest!
>>80137157Ya, you too.>>80137165Do not nibble thee tenshi toes. Thank you>Dodges.>Kicks.
>>80137389Would you play with a blacked Lyndis?
>>80137415>chomps fingies
Patty must have been so sad when her Fire Emblem nigger daddy got a real Snowbunny to dump his loads into. I hope she doesn't miss his BBC too bad.
Post characters you really want to see played this Christmas! If you're lucky Black Santa will grant you your wish!
>>80137448She literally sperged out at him because he played with someone playing one of her characters. You bet she misses his big bantu cock everyday.
>>80137483For this christmas I want out of the cagie. My wish will not come true but based post.
>>80137425My fingers don't get chomped either...>dodges
She's not ugly...
>>80137499https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61562905/#61568738BBC addict for real
>>80137400Technically, I'm still working but things are great over here. >Snuggles.Now to order some food before the stores close.
>>80137529Hotter than shitoon avas
PIGGY
I will never compare to Owain.I will never have avas gush after our sessions.I will never make an ava stay up late for me.I will never claim an ava.All I get are pity sessions that the ava takes as training more than anything.I will NEVER make Patty post pics like pic rel.
>>80137422>>80137550Oops, you missed this reply!
>>80137592I find this picture hotter because is a threesome than any racial implication.
>>80137637I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a cuck/NTR pov I wouldn't call that a threesome
Man.....
>>80137675Yeah what about it
migrate when ready>>80137719>>80137719>>80137719
>>80137352They're have a... charm.
>>80137713Brings back memories
>>80137733Page 7 is pretty early.
>>80137764Page 8 is the bare minimum, he's probably a shitter shitposter.
>>80137545She's happier this way
>>80137849No thoughts. Just BBC. This was prime Patters
>>80137866She's a woman after all. Women cuck white men with black cocks daily.
>>80137904I want to choke on Owain's BBC with Patty. His writing is so primal..
I'm tired of male BBC. Where's about BBC futa?
>>80137927We know Hotaru
>>80137941Hotaru Mexican Mafia doesn't allow them.
>xmas eve>spamming bbcDont you have a family to spend time with
>>80138008They're all white
>Where's aboutOur ESL shitposters spend Christmas shitposting and spamming bbc porn. Sad!
Did Milky and Revy have a falling out?
>>80137941you missed it earlier in the thread
>>80138102Milky sucks your life energy so I wouldn't be surprised
>New thread is dead because OP is a retarded nigger faggot that baked too earlyNever bake again
>>80138334Then make a new one.
>>80138378>Make a new one so I can report it for spam.Nice try faggot.
>>80137044Merry Christmas Byleth! I hope you enjoy the gingerbread with your family!>>80137045Sure thing! If...you're still here. Had to go for a minute on account of the kitchen's wares. I'll cock something up if so.>>80137137Merry Christmas Gabu!>>80137166Merry Christmas Hotaru!
Hark!The herald angels sing"Glory to the newborn King:peace on earthAnd mercy mild,God and sinners reconciled!"Joyful, all ye nations, rise,join the triumph of the skies;with th'angelic hosts proclaim,"Christ is born in Bethlehem!"
>>80138411Warn your partners that you have to go next time, shitter.
>>80138427Merry Christmas Lappland! Glad we got to do our Christmas special.
>>80138446Merry Christmas, Milkman. I'm glad you enjoyed the present.
>>80138498You could maybe join the elitist avas if you stopped playing with that faggot.
Owain is coming back on Christmas to dump a fat load of fat headed black swimmers into Patty's womb for a gift.
>>80138586Owain showed up yesterday to say Merry Christmas and literally no one cared.
>>80138573And a very jolly Christmas to you too, anonymous.
>>80138594This, it was a little sad.
>cockOop...>>80138599Merry Christmas Lappland!
>>80138594>>80138603Pretty sure it was a skinwalker. I won't believe it until he RPs.
>>80138603That's why I straight up do not believe the whole "Owain is super duper missed guys, believe me."
>>80138411Merry Christmas, Ann!>>80138427Merry Christmas, shark wife!>>80137166Merry Christmas, vaca morada de amor!
>>80138427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB2l6UESSyo>>80138411Whoa dubsAll good, I'll see you next thread!>>80137483>
>>80138599When is Lappimonous free next?
>>80138411Merry Xmas!>Lick.>>80138427Shiori babytrapping me during Christmas! >Kiss.Merry Christmas!>>80138660Merry Christmas, Bracket!>Hugs and smooch.
>>80138411Mhm, same to you!
>>80137483Not now but sometime
>>80138635Merry Christmas!>>80138660>Tsundere Shark Noises>>80138671Wondefuru!I love this version>>80138684Friday is looking pretty comfortably free.>>80138688Shiorin gift wrapping (You) for Chritmas!>Kiss Kiss Smooch!Merry Christmas Hotaru!
>>80138827Lapp got the busyness on Chrimbo. Happy holidays! I'll see you Friday.
>>80138827>I love this versionGlad to hear that, I adore Bad Religion and that cover. Always happy to share too!Merry Christmas Eve, Lappland>Smooches Rebecca and Shiori onto the bed.
>>80138688>Flops on top of. Psst...I posted my tag up there, by the way. Feel free to add, but no pressure.>>80138827Use your words, wifey. Maybe this'll encourage you?>Pulls on the center of her top.
>>80138845I really like rock music for Christmas for some reason, heh. Plus that's a really cool cover as well.Merry Christmas Eve!>Shiorin hands a mistletoe on her cleavage and smothers his face. Rebecca coddles and leg locks his waist.>>80138916Tsk. You're really pushy tonight, aren't you?Fine. Merry Christmas to you, idiot scumabg husband.>Provides tsuntsun Xmas smooch.
>>80138997When am I not?There we go.~ Happy holidays, sweet one. Hope it's as lovely as you are. Come to bed later for your present.>SMOOCHES. Lightly sucks on her bottom lip on the retreat while his hand slides off her generous rack.
>>80138997I'm a bit more lax on Christmas music now that I haven't worked in retail for some time. Glad you enjoyed it! And thank you~>Lets out a muffled moan into the Shiorin booba, holding her tightly as his head rubs around. His smaller dong rubs and pokes Rebecca too as he feels those thick thighs clamp down to his tummy, he's going to be here a while.
