Location: The Hall of Justice>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread:>>80250262
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>>80263808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZVl2Ubbk4>>80263849xth for that one anon confirming to me whether he's actually gonna let me pound Peach's peaches if I visit /erp/ again or not
>>80263680Fun Fact: Its based on the Cincinnati Union Terminal railway station (picrel) though there are similar ones in Helsinki and Kyiv.
>>80263910If you're serious about it, then sure. But not today and obviously not tomorrow either. I don't want to make it obvious who I am, there's a reputation to maintain and other faggotry
>>80263808https://youtu.be/eCeY2LP7Hl8?si=g9X0vE0beYq7kUk->>80263849making out in the backseat and seeing where it goes from there
Erika we fucking know it's you
>>80263808https://youtu.be/0XZJ5mD6nSU>>80263849... Kek.
>>80264048I post gock daily and everyone in here has seen my penis, I don't know why anyone cares about their reputation on 4chan. C'mooooooonnnnn do it right now before the concept of doing something like that isn't amusing to me anymore it'd be soooo cooooooooooooooooooolllllll>>80264087Who is Erika? Isn't that the German marching song?
>>80264132nyo
>>80263716>>80263808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2Es7I-zjwAlso, Harley, you still here?
>>80264048>a reputation >on a thread dedicated to fucking strangersRed flag
>>80264251/erp/ fucking sucks>>80264273ikr
It's probably a shitter.
>>80264270Yeah, I'm here :3
Be honest how often do you all anonpost on here?
>>80264629All the time.>t. Anon
>>80264603>yeets
>>80264087Isn't Erika asian?
>/erp/ drama
How are we in terms of being able to get a quorum, do people think?
>>80265068we're at the start of the hours in which people will join so yeah
>>80264751>gets smacked by awesomenessFuckin sweet! I love it! <3Thank you Spooky! :)
>>80264720You don't say? On god?
i am vomit.
>>80265068Do it here?
Evens I shitpost hungover from bedOdds I snooze
>>80265236You know, anon, I think I just may. Eternal Goddess Hunger GamesFirst 24 tributes are up, sames by requestBLACK STEEL in the HOUR of CHAOS: Prison code, get *excited*!
>>80265309Manhattan Cafe
>>80265309Harley Quinn
>>80265309Marina
>>80265309Macht
>>80265309Astrid Remond
>>80265309Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80265309Spook man
>>80265309I'm not Bob Gray
>>80265309Alpha1918
>>80265309Warden Magellen who will shart himself after killing all the prisoners
>>80265309Omori
Look at all these freeloaders showing up when there's a game. We need to start calling out these shitters that don't host or contribute.
>>80265309Sanae
>>80265703You don't host, brownoid.
>>80265703>only 4 or 5 hosts hereNo shit.
>>80265774Not feeling brave enough to wear your ava, discordshit?
>>80265309Corporal Locklear
>>80265792>scat fetish out of nowhere
>>80265309Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80265832That's a no then thanks for confirming.
>>80265703I actually agree with you about the need for more hosts but right now I could also use some additional freeloaders.
>>80265309Sammy Boy
>>80265498>>80265674>>80265834What do you contribute?
>>80265309Sakura Bakushin O
>>80265862You're welcome, Pajeet. Don't forget to take meal breaks.
>>80265805>"Although Corporal Locklear technically committed suicide, it was most likely unintentional. He was obviously very upset at the death of Sheila Polaski, a Naval pilot to whom he was attracted to, but he also said just before the accident that he 'wasn't going to die'. It is possible that he was drunk, although the book does not specify whether he drank any of the alcohol or not. Locklear had no idea of the radiation levels the crystal produced, and believed that taking shelter behind a robotic dolly would protect him from the explosion."
>>80265791>>80265870>Muh we need more hostsThere's not enough time on the day for more than 5. If Mokou or Ingrid are hosting there's only time for 3.
>>80265938To be fair these two take their time.
>>80265703>ThisThey don't even respond to what's up posts.
/erp/shits need to be permanently exiled from these thread
>>80265938>muh more hosts are actually a bad thing>muh speed it up jimmyShut the fuck up, bitch ass nigga.Also,>eslYou're brown.
>>80265309Fire-Chan
>>80266036You have done nothing since you made your own hidey hole.
I count sixteen (16) individual entries, which ought to be enough to carry it. The roster is now open to accept what we call "sames" on /b/ and I think you on /trash/ more generally refer to as "filler".
>>80266052I bond burger'd ur mum.
>>80265914>I sometimes wonder how different things would've been in the Halo universe had a minor character like Locklear survived. Probably wouldn't change much but still, I can't help but wonder sometimes.
>>80266037Seventeen (17)! Thanks, Fire-chan.>I
>>80266067Case in point.
>>80265309The man with no name
>>80265309Car-Man
>>80265309Kopaka
>>80266065Yuuma>Filler
Sakuya Izayoi
>>80266095Don't disrespect your mother by calling her nothing. You're fucking grounded, mister. No TV for 2 days.
>>80265309Ruriko
>>80266098
How do we run out the freeloaders?
>>80265309Epstein
>>80266143>>80266095
>>80266164Have you tried not being brown?
>>80266164by kicking you out first
>>80266168We're there, cutoff!
>>80266037>>80266150What do you contribute?
>>80266219What do you contribute?
>>80266234Pest control.
>>80265703You freeloaders can't even make your own sim.
>>80265888>>80266219>most of them are /b/fagsI'm noticing.
Simdev did all that work for nothing. None of these freeloaders are going to use it.
>>80266247Not doing a very good job there.
>>80266275I'd use it if it had a rig button.
>>80266247Then why are you still here?
>>80266263>/b/tards contribute nothingThat's why their community is on Discord life support
>>80266275I used it during my event so there's that>>80266247Don't kill yourself, dude. That shit makes you die.
>>80266205>>80266278
>>80266263Stop noticing Goy!
AIN'T NO FOOD UP ON THE TABLE, AIN'T NO PORK UP IN THE PANBUT YOU BETTER NOT COMPLAIN BOY, YOU GIT IN TROUBLE WITH THE MAN...All here, all good?
See you in 3 hours.
>>80265703>meh meh meh meh meh meh mehhttps://files.catbox.moe/7k2kml.mp4
>>80266405Lookin' good
>>80266405Stay off the hook!>>80266325>>80266392I hosted an event about a week ago, do I have to cure world hunger to get some credit around here?
>>80266405I'm an innocent elf!
>>80266422Samcil's chihuahua is looses kekekekeke
oh yaaas infighting!!!
>>80266405Well well my friend. It seems we meet again. You're looking rather pale though.
>>80266405>Is this some kind of dream prison, a dungeon perhaps?Whatever, my knife is readyHopefully my cellmate isn't too loud, I might need to sleep some
>>80266446>>80266288
>>80266405I told you guys I'm innocent! Wait, don't I get a phone call?!
You'd *better* fucking run, Magellan. Hereabouts there's only one (1) thing more hostilely regarded than having been a cop.I've an awful suspicion Not-Bob thinks the punishment's worth it.BUT KOPAKA YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE...Never mind.Your event, Chihiro, says pretty much everything necessary about the standards to which Springfield Prison holds its correctional staff. Likewise Sanae'sFor a brief, dizzying moment Sammy is the most admired and respected man in the joint.Alpha smokes furiously in a corner of the yard. The guards pretend not to notice and return to beating the shit out of a weedy boy dressed as a girl.Look at this, Stirner. Look at what they make you give.As it's you, Manhattan Cafe, we'll say you fight back hard and well, inspiring considerable fear.Good job there, Marina. Now all you need to do is find somewhere quiet to shit in your own hand.As usual Locklear's making friends fast.SANJO!
>>80266549WHERE'S MY PENIS?!?!>>80266605Well you gotta make do
>>80266605
>>80266605Ah, it seems it will be an uphill battle from here. No matter, through faith I'll persevere.>However little of that might remain.
>>80266605Laaame!
>>80266605>Better than nothing I suppose
>>80266559WHAT WE GOT HERE, PRISONER FUJISAKI, IS FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE.>>80266473Literally correct.Life in the joint is harsh. Magellan's already being encouraged to commit suicide. >>80266538You're all talk, Omori.Somebody, Fire-chan, has a peculiar sense of humour but none whatsoever of irony.I know it's fun making Car-Man's life difficult, Alpha, but you'd better not show Mukou your back.Harley's no idiot.Nobody's going to try and take those back off you, Not-Bob, but Jailbot's interested to have your views on kosher meat.
>>80266646The plant sucked it away.
>>80266790Yeah you're gonna be hogging a protein block all right...>>80266804That damn plant has already started developing a taste for seafood? Damn it...
>>80266790Why is no one coming?>To be fair I don't look very threatening at all
>>80266790Thanks! I can do my nails now
>>80266790That'l come in handy
Fire-chan is of the opinion that burning cop cars derive their distinctive smell from all the coffee and donuts inside.Locklear's new cellie's no easier to live with than the old one.You can certainly smoke those, Marina, but they're also valuable as currency.>"Hey, Quinn,"/"Hey Yuuma"As I reckon it we now have a choir consisting of five (5) prisoners in solitary. Manhattan Cafe thoughtfully provides musical accompaniment.>"Once her mind is set on something she'll BAKUSHIN DASH straight to her goal!"Smart work there, Kopaka. You weren't even required to perform any demeaning sexual favors.Even smarter on yours, Chihiro. It's a minor miracle that you weren't required to do the same.
>>80266972Speed it up Jimmy
>>80266275Nobody asked him to make a new sim.
>>80266972>These bars are tougher than I thought, even for my knifeThank you though, I needed this time for myself
>>80266856>>80266884FIGHT, FIGHT FIGHT!>"THANKS, ASSHOLES!"(Ex-Warden Magellan, whom nobody will give a cigarette because of his previous occupation)>>80266841>That damn plant has already started developing a taste for seafood?Mukou certainly seems to like the stuff. Perhaps a trifle too much.I wish you all the very best as regards living this down, Kopaka.Think that's the end of it, Macht and Quinn? Money's already changing hands as to which of you'll win the final conclusive fight to be boss of the yard.
>>80267172I'm planning on making my escape!
>>80267199star is being a pedophile again
>>80267172Finally, my knife will have some acti->The guards are passing by, aware of my ability and how they can just continuously shoot me to deathOkay then, I'll spare your life for now>I don't like playing the long game
>>80267240Go back.
Don't do it, Cafe; he's a contender for boss of--!Sakuya refuses point blank to provide a rhythm section by slapping herself, Kopaka.More points in [INT] next time, Marina.Interestingly, Stirner, he does not even appear to be doing it in order to shank you himself.By marginalising ex-Warden Magellan like this you're all complicit in his last crazed actions. I hope you all take time to reflect on what you've done.
>>80267302Aww..... Dang it.>>80267240betting my money on it being a falsefag
>>80267240That's an anime landwhale, not cp.
>>80267172
>>80267172Your sin lies not in being outmatched, but in failing to realize it!>>80267302>Her tale comes to a close, never even knowing why it ended.
>>80267302
>>80267302Don't do that bro, you will succumb>It's not as funny if it's not by my hand
>>80267302Sorry Harley
>>80267232Put that on hold, Fujisaki. Slightest kid goes in goal while the others seize an opportunity to batter the guards with hockey equipment no sensible prison governor would allow them to handle.>>80267246You're going to stab Harley if you lose?It's not as though Kopaka has any other use for the thing.Stirner's confused by his sudden popularity.Bob's at it again but his vocation *does* require strength.
>>80267240Dishonest misrepresentation you've been doing this for months now. Everyone knows what you're doing and why you're doing it.
>>80263808https://youtu.be/hAmb7Td-lEw?si=S7YVoqHZ-rBUJbvp
>>80267416C'mon The man with no name, you can do it! You got this!
>>80267426Stranny... you have to ACK ACK ACK.
>>80267004He asked 3 different times if he should proceed and make it. The community was all over his dick then but now that it's released where are the supporters?
>>80267350>falsefagYou clearly don't know Star at all.
>>80267416I'm just selling beer during the game
>>80267492Even if it's not a falseflag, why should I care about someone getting his dick hard to an anime girl. On 4chan.
I wonder if it would be funny to "enter the game" late. Probably not.>>80267416I'm going to bet on John Omori, though.
>>80267492Seems a little on the nose that it's the exact same image he used when he was talking about honeypot brats>>80267416my bet's on Bob Gray
>>80267246>Finally, my knife will have some acti-How Chihiro manages to sleep I'll never know.>>80267350Requiescat.Amazingly none of the shots fired hit Bob. Even more amazingly all of them manage to hit Kopaku.It's all right if you can't keep the stuff down, Ruriko. Sakuya will take anything you leave untouched and even drink it with visible enjoyment.That's twice now, Macht. I will say for you that you're a terrific escape artist.>>80267377He just wanted to make friends!>>80267385>"Just knock it off, 1918! Here, take the entire *pack*!"
>>80267565
>>80267416>I'm not a sore loser so no>Good thing she doesn't know I suck at checkers>>80267565That's called having mercy, and what I'm doing is called waiting for something to happen
I don't understand, how do you guys manage to RP killing each other so quickly? You must write so fast
>>80267539I feel like if it was a falseflag the post would have been way more blatant. This shitposter is not a subtle type. Very stupid. Many such cases!
>>80267539Are you with or against Star nigga?
>>80267539>>80266909
I just ate a red kiwi. Was disappointing.Gold ones are better.
>>80267450>hears, turns and grins at precisely the wrong momentThat Victoria's Secret catalog prevented Stirner from resorting to situational homosexuality for precisely one (1) round.Harley's faring so well because of how little difference there is for her between incarceration and everyday life.>>80267507I recommend waving one in front of Macht's face and whipping it out of reach immediately he tries to grab it.
>>80267608It's called adapting, pretty sure you can do it too
>>80267917
>>80267912... they come in red?
>>80267623Star didn't deny it when he got shat on for the honeypot brats thing so you can just ask him when he comes back. I owe you 5 bucks if it's not a falsefag.>>80267638I'm stating my opinion and it looks like a falsefag, it has no bearing on my opinion of the guy.>>80267366also this is probably mordred
>>80267971Then what's your opinion on the guy? >>80267971
>>80267963Yes. The core is blood red and the rest of the kiwi is yellow. The skin isn't fuzzy either.Tasted like apple puree with a hint of sour. Wasn't impressed.>>80267971Thanks for the you
>>80267987He has a high opinion of himself. Trust me.
>>80267937>/erp/ nigger>having the brainpower for that
>>80267971He's not wrong, this is not a loli
>>80268003I see, I see. I've never really gone out of my way for kiwifruit, so I only know the green ones.
>>80268017Rent free
>>80268057Ok buddy. Go jerk off onto your phone again.
>>80268041I don't see what the problem is even if it was stop trying to be moralfags in the trash board of 4chin kekymao
>>80267987Oh that guy? I think Kosaku is an irredeemable shitposting nigger who should be shot in the back of the head and he has reddit humor. He can fuck off forever.>>80268041Nayuta is 1-2 years old in chainsaw man. Pretty sure that qualifies as a loli.
>>80267539>my bet's on Bob GrayIt's become increasingly clear to the governor that that clown's up to something and although unsure precisely what that is he's confident it's nothing that can't be solved with a sudden and severe crackdown. Arena Event!>"NO, RURIKO! NOT MY STYLISH 1980s SUIT!"Jesus Christ, what a business...Then again, if Macht could hold his temper and behave himself during the last round there's no way he's going to fail during this one.The armed guards pass Chihiro's cell, take one glance through the bars and laugh contemptuously.Likewise in your case, Omori, although they'd be fretfully leaping into each other's arms if they got even the most cursory glance into your mind.Sakuya's still drunk and quietly sleeping it off.If anyone knows how to present a smart, squared-away cell it's Locklear.Alpha, as usual, just had to embarrass all her well-behaved friends.
>>80268076Posted on a porn board
>>80268104I jerked off and made a pizza how is the game still going
>>80268104
>>80268104See? They think I wouldn't do anything bad because I look weak>That's rather insulting
>>80268147>so much of a gooner he ignores the sfw threads
>>80268104Water swirls Car-Man is gone, wash my hands and move along
>>80268191>sfw>>80268167>>80267412
>>80268203show butthole
>>80267469>The community was all over his dick then but now that it's released where are the supporters?This sentence could describe pretty much every major move made by someone in 2025 HG. Simdev, councilfags, samcilfags, etc...
>>80268160Because your frozen pizza takes 30 minutes and your self-abuse takes 30 seconds.
Never the wisest course of action when you're shivering through a hangover of that magnitude, Sakuya.Chihiro never really mastered the art of running in a skirt.Omori's always there to help the suicidally disposed; his light shimmering unostentatiously but steadily in this terrible darkness.
>>80268253You're right Omori, my planet needs me
>>80268228winter ball is probably the only exception since it was something different than usual DRW and the samcil prom "event" was only announced a day in advance.
>>80268297The winter ball was shit and proof of it is that you had to shill it in our thread lol lol
>>80268047I suggest you try the golden ones.Just make sure they are from china. New zealand makes kiwis too but their gold and ress are different species that have a different taste. For the real experience grab the chinese kiwis.
>The winter ball was shitfalse alarm. It's just the councilfag bothsider.
>>80268189I recommend a good sulk.>>80268167F.>>80268203Your mom's here to see you, Ruriko, and although you're refusing visitors she still has herself a high old time helping Locklear's friend beat Macht to death while he sneaks off with a cinder block-sized chunk of hash under his shirt.
>>80268223>threads>pluralThanks for confirming you can't think. Goodbye.
>>80268336>New zealand makes kiwis tooSo I've heard. Apparently they have about 5.4 million of them. In seriousness, uhhh... I dunno if I could get my hands on a Chinese kiwi? At least, I'd have to make the attempt sooner than later with the way things are going.
>>80268253>What am I even doing?>Oh right, stopping people from killing themselves so I can kill them myself, I'm a genius>>80268360No one was coming anyway
>>80268360Good ol' Mom
>>80268297But what makes it the exception? That people showed up for it? That the people already deeply circlejerking with its host said they liked it? Because those two reasons could be applied to everything else except for MAYBE that faction game thing hosted by some random fag before Cirno took it over for a week.
>>80268253Damn it...
According to its designers Jailbot is a highly advanced AI with a vital role to play maintaining discipline among the prison population. I have my reservations though; to me Jailbot just seems like a massive cunt.WNS!>Omori>Locklear>Harley>Ruriko
>>80268453
>>80268410your councilfag buddies entered the event too, dickey.
>>80268453There is no room for doubt. It is Locklear!
>>80268453Gotta save Harley
>>80268453See? I was being a good boy all this timeThis only means my reward will be my victory
>>80268389The lovely taxes making those chinese ones disappear huh?Well as far as I know china is the only place that exports those original reds and golds. They absolutely love kiwis and are kiwi central.
>>80268469The same could be said for every non-councilfag event, and the inverse was also true for SAW. This surface level take doesn't mean anything.
>>80268462No argument here.>>80268470He's certainly trying. In fact Locklear's so determined to succeed that he cajoled Omori into helping him eat the stuff.>>80268489As this juncture, Ruriko, you're literally the only one who can.
>>80268453Reaffirming my bet.>>80268509No, not the tariffs. The counterplays they've been making with regards to Venezuela and economic compartmentalizing gearing for AI. Not crying that the world's ending (yet) or WW3 is happening, but, geez. >>80268542Dang!
>>80268525good for you, dickey.
The winner!
>>80268542>Why the hell did I do that?>Omori did not succumb>The drugs are still inside me, overdosing againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVm9PozysI>>80268588>Thanks for hosting...
>>80268576So the consensus is that Winter Ball was perfect because of the "thing, Japan:" rule, got it.
>>80268588Thanks.
>>80268542And it felt like such a certainly too..>>80268588>Well done and thanks for hosting.
>>80268601it was good because it was a fresh breath of air that wasn't forced for 7 days
>>80268588Thaaaaaanks frhsting.
>>80268588Well, I was close but I like this anyways, gratz Ruri! :)Thabks for hostin Ingrid! :)
It was shit and no amount of shilling on anon will change that
>>80268588>>80268489gg. show butthole
>>80268588I won!
Congratulations, Ruriko! and if you could use your next allotted phone call to let the outside world know about Harley's predicament (not to mention Bob's) that'd be just dandy. Thanks for playing, everyone.
>>80268554I fail to see how the maid and gemini would impact chinese kiwis.I lived very close to a war zone for 5years now and still get kiwis.>>80268609Jilly let's shitpost as anons again!
>>80268615You control the avatar you roleplay as.
>>80268648GG everyone, thank you Ingrid for hosting and congratulations to Ruriko!
>>80268613>>80268634>>80268648>>80268666THank you everyone, and you for hosting Ingrid
>>80268648Congrats, Ruriko.>Thanks Ingrid for hosting
>>80268588>>80268648Congrats and thanks for the umazing game, Ingrid.>>80268646As one of my triple crowns, I'd expect no less... but you should really consider putting on underwear.
>>80268650
>>80268641Here, have a discreet peek one
>>80268648>>80268588Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>80268701danke
>>80268650Well, you see... Venezuela's leadership and authority do not rest in our resident maidposter. So that's one reason. I dunno how best to explain it in my current state. I guess it's just like... like we're neighbors and we were both cooking apple pie, but now you can smell their apple pie, so it's probably done. And we've also been trying to kill the weeds in the other neighbor's garden, the one our neighbor that finished baking their apple pie really likes, so they're getting ready to buy the smaller house next to them and also do something to our house. Like, I dunno, egg it or something.
>>80268634As I see it, Harles, you should be able to hold out for at least forty (40) days provided you have access to water. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...>>80268633>>80268613>>80268609>>80268597>>80268646You are all most welcome.
>>80268648GG to Ruriko TFH Ingrid
>>80268703Thanks>>80268688I have underwear, its just the /b/ genner never has me wear it
>>80268666>>80268674>>80268678>>80268688>>80268703
So you niggers haven fun doing that? KEK no wonder you have zero new avas KEK
>>80268725>>80268726Kanpai
>>80268726Thanks for playing, Marina.
>>80268732You really shouldn't let other people decide if you wear underwear or not... but I get the feeling saying that isn't going to make any difference.
>>80268715Sounds like a good time to reap some skulls for Khorne~Have you considered making a chinese kiwi cake? Apple pie is overrated and u don't have to beef for it anymore.
>>80268765Not a lot of art out there, and some of the gens are pretty decent, the /trash/ guys are better about the outfits though
>>80268790I genuinely don't think anyone's in for a good time, not even the two actual Khorne cultists that exist on the face of the earth. Granted, that could change — this administration has been a touch unpredictable in some matters. >Have you considered making a chinese kiwi cake?Going off the way overextended metaphor I made? Fuck no. We are *not* becoming a Chinese vassal state.
>>80268678And you, Mukou. You got a quite spectacularly shitty run of events.
The Coffee Cup XLVIINarita Taishin Tuesday Edition.First 24https://youtu.be/RSDc0h6E7zs?list=RDRSDc0h6E7zs
>>80268905Macht
>>80268905Fujiwara no Mokou
>>80268905Belphegor
>>80268905Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki
>>80268905Knight Gundam
>>80268905Super Street Fighting Goddess Ingrid
>>80268832Cultist chan loves chaos. She is very stoopid tho.I'm glad I sit in the neutral country where nothing bad ever happens. I wouldn't go to war for germany. I'd run away. But now I am here and no war for me.The ukranians that come here are super annoying tho.. everyone hates them.Oh so that's what that meant. I just thought about kiwis and cakes.. I am stoopid too u know.
>>80268905Himeno.
>>80268905Cultist Chan
>>80268905Kizaru
>>80268905Spook man
>>80268967/erp/shit...
>>80268905Ruriko
>>80268905Omori
>>80268905Ori(M)
>>80268967wife...
>>80268905Alpha1918
>>80268905Sanae
>>80268905Falke>>80268961I mean, you'd have to be stupid to love Chaos. Anyway, yes, that was an extended metaphor and not a story about countries in houses and a neighborhood. As for your Ukrainians... well, hope they assimilate well if they aren't planning to leave once that war's over with.
>>80268996(Is that a problem?)>>80269009Anon...
>>80268905Bowsette
>>80268905Neo Metal Sonic
>>80269048Yeah we don't want your kind here, run back to your containment thread or we'll all run you out
>>80269045They don't. They constantly start fights, none speak english, they break stuff everywhere and they dunno how to drive. My ma had 2 car accidents over the last month, both with ukranians and they always start huge shit even with the cops. One got arrested.. they were firced to pay for the damage both times.
>>80268905the family dog
>>80269048You're fine. Ignore the weird anon, he does this to everyone.
>>80269048Hello newbie, enjoy yourself and chill if you want. Ignore the retarded schizos, our two generals share most of the same dudes who go to both just to shitpost so they don't matter.
>>80269111>>80269113Coordinated kekekeke
>>80268905Harley Quinn
>>80269111Checkers!!!
>>80268998Soldier Ruri :3
>>80269111I will, thank you for the head ups. Also I'm surprised to see you here Lappland, small world>>80269113United by shitposters...
>>80269130Yes anon, coordinated. We're all working in shifts around the clock to stop you from saving HG from... people who want to participate and have fun. Ganbatte, anon-kun.>>80269172Lappland are two separate people, I'm afraid. I've been a part of HG for a good while now.
Since when do we allow /erp/ faggots?
>>80269167arigatou!
>>80268905Izuna
>>80269192KEK I KNEW YOU WERE LAPPSHIT
>>80268905Gotta head so thanks for hosting and use Falke for any swaps/skips needed. >>80269101Huh. Well, I'd imagine there's a sizeable amount of cultural fatigue and trauma that they're processing, but still... Anyway, I totally blanked on the time before, so I'll say it now. Blessed night to you, Mordred and everyone; sleep well when you do.
>>80269192>Lappland and I*>>80269210Anon, we've been over this.Three more with Izuna.
>>80269226Hammer Bro
>>80268905Lizzie
>>80269192Why do you have a bowling ball core around your neck?
>>80268905The man with no name
>>80269108Ever heard of this before?https://store.steampowered.com/app/1614440/B_Path_of_the_Teal_Lotus/
>>80269198Knight :3
All runners to the starting gates. Now is the time for swaps and corrections if any are needed.I also have a fun announcement after this game is finished, so look forward to that.
>>80269246I guess my tie does kind of resemble that there...
>>80269218Yappy look at this awesome dino! His name is Grymloq. He is the biggest Carnosaur ever. His rider is Kroq Gar.Nighty yappy!
>>80269301IT'S SHOWTIME!
>>80269192>>80269226Ah don't worry I was just making a stupid joke I couldn't resist. Sorry!
>>80269301>[Ori is ready!]
>>80269301Begin combat.
Fucking kill yourself /erp/ subhuman you're not funny
>>80269209
>>80269301https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/FirstCall.ogg
Linking directly to wikimedia should be a crime
>>80269301My confidence has never been higher, this is the one. I can feel it!
>>80269301Great district!Let's let the dog out!>>80269278I have heard of it but was too distracted to get into it.I still have to play Ori as well, thank you for reminding me Anon! :3>>80269218Nighty night Falke! :3
>>80269301No swaps? Then get to class and UMAPYOI!https://youtu.be/Tn6s40nuI0w?list=RDTn6s40nuI0w>>80269343Oh don't worry about it. He's a weirdo, but he's OUR weirdo. We're used to his antics by now.>>80269372https://youtu.be/SZkjka8WYE4?list=RDcNitb8GSapc
>>80269285I like it! Arigatou. This is the /b/ gen for Kingdom
>>80269404The limits of beer
>>80269301>>80269404Let's do this!
>>80269404Oh I'll think hard alright
>>80269301>Paired with her, it makes me look like second fiddleAnyway my knife is ready>>80269404>At least I'm alive
>>80269404You don't know about the mushroom kingdom? Everyone knows about the mushroom kingdom!
>>80269404>[Ori's ears could be mistaken for horse ears. Hopefully this helps him survive.]
>Summons the plant.
>>80269465D-Don't do that!
>>80269404Day 1 peace? Skipped.Yes, you know what time it is now. Time for Creek to make her choice. Will she pass you over this time?Meanwhile Harley is taken for an entirely different reason.>>80269439How can you have abs like that while drinking alcohol anyway?>>80269443Do what?>>80269446Don't think too hard.>>80269459We just need to make you about 5 feet taller, perhaps.
I'M SHARTING REAL BAD RIGHT NOW
>>80269404Awakening of the century!
>>80269301My head...
>>80269476>drains you
>>80269488Not like we don't have paper or anything
>>80269369Another member of the great 75 Kudagitsune! Wish me luck and bear witness to the Great Izuna of the East!(Thanks and saved.)>>80269404Witness my strength!>[Also this fox is a male.]
>>80269488>"...swing on me with that hammer and I'll clock you round the head with this skateboard"
>>80269488I'm sure it'll wash off in the dog bath>Don't think too hardI never do, don't worry
>>80269488>[This spirit is still young. So he has a lot of room and time to grow.]>[And all apples are good, in the spirit's eyes.]
>>80269488Retro means nothing these days...>>80269508The plant always listens- watches, even. My penis is never safe.
>>80269412Pick a code
>>80269488Another peace slide passed over.But did Creek pass you over or did you fall into her clutches?Two more trainees are eliminated in one on one fashion by rivals getting the better of them.You might also notice I added some events. Nice to see them showing up. I need to write some new uma related ones though. I will.>>80269504Don't be discouraged by the BB deaths either. We all know that pain.>>80269513We have plenty of paper. That's no excuse to be horsing around.>>80269541Good. Wit isn't important anyway(This is completely untrue).>>80269558It must mean something.
>>80269582>burns you alive
>>80269488>Golden Supreme, I suppose>>80269582>For whatever reason I can't explain, I did not succumb only to die againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVm9PozysI
>>80269582
>>80269582>[It sounded like magic. Something Ori wanted to see. Turns out to be nothing but hot water. Thankfully, Ori doesn't carry money, only spirit shards. Doubt the horse can find a way to utilize spirit shards as a form of currency.]
>>80269582I didn't expect to make it far anyways. I gotta go, thank you for hosting! It was fun to finally see what /Hg/ is about
>>80269582I can't help thinking this would be easier of we just stole our routines from some poor but talented Black squad at another school.
>>80269582My meme is just porn.That's the joke>This is untrueI'm going to wander your house starting small fires in random locations now
>>80269582Super Creek isn't satiated yet. She's come once more.And one of my triple crowns needs to brush up on her dance techniques.>>80269597Some like it hot.>>80269617And what kind of memes would you even post, I wonder.>>80269646We only accept monies or carats here.>>80269662Thanks for playing and come back any time.>>80269671Nonsense, umamusume are the peak of physical ability.
>>80269662Don't bother coming back to /erp/ traitor, stay with your new HGshitter friends
>>80269693Or else what, you'll piss yourself?
>>80269690I suck at dancing!
>>80269662Hope to see you again soon!>>80269690That's my DDR skills talkin'!>>80269693Why would you be in these threads if you hate them so much? Dumbass.
>>80269718He already pissed and shit his pants and is blaming someone else for forgetting to use the restroom
Yawnestly this is so boring
>>80269690Oh Jesus Christ, not again. I'm not even sure how this works: does the most shamelessly and absurdly infantile player win?
>>80269718>>80269746Mind your own businesses niggers. We don't like you and we certainly don't appreciate avas who come here to play
>>80269690The dreaded game again. Chances of survival: Unknown.
>>80269690>[Ori isn't much of a dancer, but....]>[「Holy Dance 」]>[A chance to hit both of them with some moderate almighty damage.]
>>80269772>Cheesegrates your cockle.
>>80269772You're already in this thread, retard. Just stating the obvious. You aren't really from /erp/ are you? You're one of our shitposters PRETENDING to be from /erp/. Sneaky sneaky.
>>80269690Spook man relies on an old fashioned, but reliable method for eliminating the competition.Other than that, it's mostly training... along with a little mischief. Keep raising those stats and keep RNGesus in your hearts.>>80269730That won't do. We have to have you ready for those winning lives. Those are just as important as G1 races, you know.>>80269746Nicely done.>>80269756Creek must really like you.>>80269777The chances become known once it's over.And speaking of G1 races...
>>80269801
>>80269755Would you like to sacrifice some peasants with me?We'll do it faah kayos!!!
>>80269801You were posting in /erp/ too I saw you, stay in your fucking thread. We literally hate you and no one wants to play with /hg/gers. Just fuck OFF and take that shitter Kamina and HSKW back with you. Himeno, whoever the fuck you are, you aren't slick for trying a new face here. We're going to find out who you are and ostracize you, shitter.
>Drained twice in one threadOof.
Cultist-chan is a slut.
>>80269815Well at least Miss Ingrid survived, good ending is good
>>80269815
>>80269815I haven't stopped running since she released me.
>>80269815Uhhh... What are you doing, Alpha?
>>80269815>[Spook proved to be too spooky, even for the forest spirit.]
>>80269855You are a slut!!>BANG
>Wait so you just reply with a character and a bot does everything? That's it? Sounds boring as fuck, where even is the roleplay??How do we explain the appeal to our /erp/ brothers?
>>80269835TOO MUCH TOO MUCH YOU ALREADY SUCKED ME OFF ONCE 10 MINUTES AGO IM GONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA->cums an entire barrel's worth of semen>>80269850Suuuuuuuuure, whatever you say. You're totally one of our guys. And also I'll be in /erp/ how little or how much I want. I wouldn't particularly care about what some gay anon directs me to do.
>>80269861Looking back on the whole experience, Loona, I wonder if it wasn't actually a foregone conclusion.
>>80269582>I don't think Knight has the verticality desired for this.
>>80269815It's time for the Spring Tenno Sho!Run hard, but keep your stamina in mind. Breath and keep kicking those legs until you enter the zone. Once you cross the finish line, the feeling that washes over you can never be matched.https://youtu.be/RatnGS0doQQ?list=RDcNitb8GSapc>>80269861You talk eloquently for someone with a pacifier in her mouth.>>80269866You have to keep running!>>80269870Just loosening you up, surely.
>>80269884Have you considered just willingly fucking the plant?
>>80269883These people are in porn threads all day. There is no appeal to them for a random text generator. They'll get bored of it fast.
>>80269915>Oh, AFK buff, you absolute....
>>80269936Agree. I don't know why we let that faggot participate in the first place, it sets a bad precedent.
>>80269915
>>80269956So do you shave your dick or nah
>>80269956The same reason why we let you.
>>80269915Sorry Ingrid, but I want to win!
>>80269915>You have to keep running!But I'll roll about squalling like an Italian footballer who hopes to be awarded a penaly before standing up completely unharmed anyway.
This is concerning. We are trying to keep our thread save from /erp/shits and faggots keep shilling for them.
>>80269915I'll pacify you!Chihiro bet!
>>80269915M-maybe I-I not cut out f-for this!!>[Fox gone.]
>>80269995>weonly you care dickey
>>80270011Hans...
>>80269915Chihiro jumpscare leaves us with the final three runners in this race! The next slide is the feast and also the final slide of this game!WNS! Chihiro, Sanae and the hammer brother are neck and neck as they enter the final sprint toward the finish line! Who's going to take home the victory?>>80269939She's a fickle mistress.>>80269988But how badly?>>80269991That won't work here.>>80269999Checked, babby.>>80270008Don't give up!
>>80268103That's not how you summon the venom.
>>80270032
>>80269999Make thread
>>80269920You forget I'm still trying to get to Peach and this PLANT keeps draining me of the cum that i'm saving for HER!>>80269956He was perfectly fine and I hope he comes back for another game, the more avatars the better... Unless they're from /BLACKED/.>>80270032Betting on my employee
>>80270065What if Peach was a plant?
>>80270032I'm looking to win again, and you two are standing in my way!
>>80270065Of course you're defending /erp/shits you're practically one of them now LMAO. Good to see where your loyalties lie
>>80270032The continuity of events strongly suggests that you >>80269988 will too, Chihiro, but I believe Sanae's going to.
>>80270032The hammer brother falls behind as Sanae and Chihiro cross the finish line shoulder to shoulder!The winner is..!
>Koopa Troop LOST
>>80270097Is it? Could it be? It is!It's a win for Sanae and Moriya shrine! Congratulations! Please choose an umamusume for your win card or the coffee card.This came on just as I posted the last slide, so accept this as victory music.https://youtu.be/YExL2ilCMLs?list=RDcNitb8GSapc
I was about to delete >>80270091 on grounds of slovenly diction but...
>>80270075Peaches come from peach trees and peach trees are plants. Peach is already a plant! I'm just selective on the type of plants I want to fuck.>>80270080You've got the same speech patterns as that supposed /erp/ guy talking about how HG is terrible about 10 minutes ago. Very odd, wouldn't you agree? Don't force drama, dude. We all know you're talking to us with your sock puppets.>>80270124Fuck my stupid chudette life....>>80270097GG to... Sanae.... Ughhh! I WANTED MY KOOPA TROOP TO WIN! I'M DOCKING THIS DUDE'S PAY!
>>80270097Totally not rigged btw
>>80270137Thanks.
>>80270097Hot damn, I guess it really was Sanae's game tonight.Thank you for hosting, Manhattan Cafe! :3Congratulations, Sanae!>>80270059Fine.I have to wait 5 minutes though
>>80270137Placements. Thank you all for running this race!>>80270150https://youtu.be/_kKNR8tbwK0?list=RDcNitb8GSapc
>>80270097>It finally happened!>>80270137>Is it even a question? Let me roar at the side of Jungle Pocket.
>>80270137Wooo! Gratz Sanae! :)Thanks for hostin Cafe! :)
>>80270163Nice job Sanae.>And thanks Cafe for hosting!
Congratulations on winning, >>80270164 Sanae! Many thanks to >>80270163 for the host, Manhattan Cafe.
>>80270163>>80270137>[Thumbs up from Ori!](Thanks for the game. Congratulations to Sanae!)
>>80270163GG everyone, thank you Manhattan Cafe for hosting and congratulations to Sanae!
My thanks to you all for your combined beliefs in me!>And thank you to Manhattan for hosting.
>>80270163
>>80270164You've got it. I'll get started right away.>>80270147She going to'd right to the winner's circle.>>80270149>>80270160>>80270161>>80270175>>80270192>>80270206>>80270222>>80270229You're all very welcome. As always.
>>80270248>>80270248>>80270248Gay thread is gay>>80270252Nighty night Miss Alpha!
I just saw homeless peasant. He snored on a bench.
wow troondred can see himself in the future
Your thread sucks
Bore head ducks
>>80270333You asked for it though.
>>80270333Better than yours, nice trips though
>>80270137>Congratulations.>>80270163>And thank you.
what's the big announcement
>>80270432I like other men fucking me in the ass
>>80270456We already knew that
