/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadJubilation EditionPrevious: >>80251444
xth for ___!
>>80265963Man, she grew up pretty nice.
>>80266029robot pussy with the articulated grip zones and programmable texture and sophisticated vacuum system
>>80266062Looks like ass.
>cautiously does a happy dance
>>80266034She has a nice look in the show.>>80266073Dance away, not deleting this thread.
which fag from /erp/ offered to fuck me while they were peach if I came here btw? Does anyone here know who the hell they are?>>80263548>>80264048>>80264251
>>80266062this but it's just a robot girl without a pussy and she's begging me to impregnate her while i grind myself over her ports and gynoid tummy
>>80266100She used to complain about being a broad when she was younger.
>>80266029Still want a voluptuous heroine to bind and gag...
Nozo pissed off hg so badly that they are coming here to post.
>>80266029Getting the shit beaten out of you by a delinquent girl by accident and getting an apology blowjob.
>>80266102Are you sure they didn't say there would be "a" Peach? Because there is a Peach who's looking to get kidnapped, but, I think they're looking for another partner at the moment.
Who do you want to play with tonight ERP?
>>80266252They said "my princess peach" so surely that narrows it down, correct?
>>80266191HG doesn't need me as a reason to hate you faggots. Your ugly mugs are enough.
>>80265464>>80265492>For a few blissful moments, the entire world consisted of only Femanon and her amazing, perfect near-future husband~ Femanon's climax hit her just as she felt Anon tensing up, and she couldn't be happier that they got to ride that high together! She held him as closely as she could, clinging onto him as if she'd lose him forever if she let go, while the spiking pleasure coursed through her entire body. And when she finally came back down to Earth...>There was her Anon, her amazing boyfriend who loved her and her body much more than she ever could've guessed. Her amazing boyfriend who just now came inside her with full intent of making her a teen mom. She looked up at him with a blissed-out smile, and placed one hand over his. He didn't just lay claim to her womb after all, she willingly gave herself to him.I love you too, Anon <3>She pulled him in for another kiss, much more chaste than before, though her expression when she broke the kiss told Anon exactly what she was thinking of doing next.You know... I read there's actually only a 25% chance of getting pregnant... We better do it a few more times to be sure~>And so she pulled him in for round two...>Meeting Anon's parents was... slightly awkward. Not in the least because they pretty much walked in on them going at it like rabbits! Still, they were convinced pretty easily that Femanon was serious about her love for their son, and soon they had their blessing to get married as soon as possible!>Initially, 'as soon as possible' was going to be after graduation, but... When Femanon's baby bump started showing, things got sped along a little, and by the time graduation rolled around...(1/2)
>>80266298Correction. OUR Princess Peach. You hold no sole ownership over her.
>>80266314Is this the guy training a bot to be nozo? It's close but still off. You need more training.
>>80265464>>80265492Cheeeese~!>Femanon posed for a final photo with her girl friends, all showing off their brand new diplomas. She stood out among them, not just for having by far the biggest bust (pregnancy had seen her go up another few sizes!), but mostly because of her very obvious pregnancy! Seven months along and carrying twins, there was simply no hiding that she and Anon had gotten a little busier than two students should~>Soon after, she joined Anon's side again. She'd made a habit of clinging to his arm in such a way that his arm was pressed firmly into her soft chest, which just so happened to show off the little gold band around her ring finger, identical to Anon's copy.Are you ready to go? We still have a lot to do before we can move into our apartment together... And we gotta think of names too!>She sighed again as she leaned her head against her husband's shoulder and placed one hand on her belly.Our very own life together... I love you, Anon~<3(2/2)(How's that? So happy to finally finish this session with you! Hope I was able to give you what you were looking for!)(I hate the new captcha...)
>>80266298I wanna paint Marina's womb white!!!
>>80266339That's why I put it in quotation marks, fucking moron. He said that word for word and I was quoting it. So is there an actual name for this guy?>>80266368>he doesn't know
But have we discussed how cute Caren is recently?
>>80266387I mean, you could still fuck that other Peach right?
>>80266387As long as you know ERP is a communist state, you will find no trouble.
Post what you're listening to
>>80266368>>80266387find me someone to actually play Marina so I can impregnate her.
>>80266394A very adorable kouhai I suppose kek.
OINK
>>80266438https://youtu.be/Giy3q6LtzY4
>>80266412How many peaches do you guys have? I thought you could stick a name onto it easily. I was moreso just curious to wonder who the hell that guy is than anything.>>80266417I assume that means e-daters are/were a problem here.>>80266442Penis.
>>80266358Hhaa that was perfect…! Twins on the first try, so cute. I seriously love that last post so much. You gave me the most adorable epilogue. If I knew that you were into having people walk in mid-sexo I might’ve included it. Now I know for next time. So glad we could finally finish!! I seriously dislike leaving scenes unfinished so I hope you know how much I appreciate that you were willing to pick it back up two months later. You’re based for that.Thank you for a lovely scene Femanon, your love for happy endings warms my soul. Was perfect for the winter weather. You know my name, I know yours, let’s play again sometime??? I’m always up for sugary sessions like that that make me hug my pillow.
>>80266343No bot here, only your arsehole of a brain.
>>80266387>>80266542Goddamnit not again.
>>80266461That looks like dr House, not like me.
>>80266542Yes, penis, now find me another Marina player that doesn't have one!
An analysis of every post nozo has ever made with a trip on.
>>80266629Penis.>>80266669No.
>>80266680wow an actual bipolar
This Marina and Erika's Pearl need to smack dongs together to see who tops.
>>80266579Happy you liked it so much! And glad you like the epilogue too, I got a little excited and couldn't help myself... I'm also very pleased that we got to finish this! Thank you too for the lovely scene!>If I knew that you were into having people walk in mid-sexo I might’ve included it. Now I know for next time.I'm not particularly into it, but I thought it was cute for the outro. It can create some adorable moments though!
>>80266680According to this he should be asleep right now.
>>80266542We have a bunch of Peaches, maybe they aren't active right now. You can always trick your luck later and reply to the xth for to see if there's any around ig
>>80266438https://youtu.be/Tsca94WVzvM
>>80266680This is so fucking sad and hilarious. Bro has a real problem
>>80266743He's trying to pad those night stats.
>>80266680It's always a bit funny when people call Reze mentally ill. They're just a weirdo. This is genuine mental illness
>>80266723Your writings adorable. Please, get a little-too-excited with me again the next time we play. And the next time after that. I love sessions like this!! I can't get enough. Let's make more happy families..! >I thought it was cute for the outro.Very cute. Anon's been such a good son if a girl makes him threaten to derail his entire life and future career, there must've been a very logical reason. Lmao. Be seeing you around!>Messes up her hair. Smooths it. Messes it up again. There's no end to this...
>>80266756The mystery peachposter will always be a mystery then...>>80266721I'm mastered in the style of Gock Mei. Pai Mei taught me himself. Pearlie might have tough competition.
>>80266680Anon. You keep obsessing over me, but I will never fuck you. I don't fuck garbage.>>80266702No. I am BPD, but not Bipolar, according to my therapist.>>80266743I literally posted the last thread. I can't sleep. I am literally scared shitless of the upcoming year. I know you still push the fake cancer narrative, but sadly, the shit is real. I could barely handle betuus, but betuus, prostate tumor, chapter 11, and senile dementia all in one isn't in my ability to handle.>>80266826I agree, bro is obsessed. With me. >>80266874I agree, the guy who made that image is fucked up beyond repair.
>>80266874I know for a fact he takes drugs, or at least was taking drugs. If you saw him when he played with Caren that one time, he was actually likeable for almost a week.
Ohhh nooooo I have to buy a new toaster my life is so hard! Waaaaaaaaa
Anon! Yeah, you!!Have a wonderful new year! I love you!<3
>>80265963She's so pretty, shame Rouge and Jean get more attention.
>>80266954I know for real you are a faggot, and you should pull the trigger next time you fellate a gun. I don't see you making a image of Patty. YOu are literally accusing me of posting here when every single one of you faggots does the same. All of you post here more than me. Shall I remeber you, Sophie when you went full retard abour Rance?
Little sis zoomer dumptruck sex.
>>8026703017 thousand posts my guy.
>>80267076Can she take 6 or 7 inches?
>>80267008Thank you femanon!
>>80267076Weezo
>>80267030>I don't shitpostExplain this https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80251444/#q80261693
>>80267101She's not going to give you milkies bro.
>>80267030Faggotino, you post twice as much as all the trip users we have combined and it's not even close. It's actually very telling that you're getting angry and trying to deny something obvious, mentally ill people do not like being confronted with reality.Alas, the reality is and will always be that you're an obessed mentally ill schizo with no life beyond this thread.
>>80266984Have you SEEN the dumb shit they're making? At this rate, every single Toaster brand will force you to fucking subscribe to use their service, require Wi-fi to use at all times, force you to sign binding contract that waves all your rights away if (when) it catches fire and have a microphone in it so they can sell your data.
>>80267085Well forgive me but last time I checked that's something to be proud off. I am using this place for the purpose it was made. As Trash designated shitting place.>>80267104>>80267101>>80267008Same useless faggot.
>>80267102OOH WEE OOH I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY
>>80267008It will only be a good New Year once that Femanon is knocked up!..... with triplets!
Kind of quiet tonight. Anyone have fun new year plans?Also one of best girls in the OP, nice taste.>>80267022>>80266034Men of taste.
>>80267008And I love you too, and your huge tits!
>>80267076god damn look at that freshly cut dumptruck fuckmeat
>>80267128Forgive me, I know you begged me for my dick on discord but you should act like a grown men and accept a no as a response instead of pretending that posting on 4chan is something only I do. Bocchi. And fagottino in italian is a pastry not an insult. Coglione.If nothing else your image only mean that ERP exist thank to me. Everyone here is me samefagging. Without me ERP does not exist.
>>80267136
>>80267076I'm gonna make Caren play her for me when she shows up.
>>80267022Rouge?!
>>80267203You b gged azula for nudes? Holy great pumpkin!
>>80266029Hanako offering me an ear cleaning session out of the goodness of her heart.. only to ravish my ear with her tongue and edge me until I'm painfully erect and begging for relief.Then wringing my weak dick dry with thigh-bruising paizuri.
>>80267178Man, she looks like she loves NUTS
>>80267178Your approval fills me with disgust.>>80267212Nice inspect element.>>80267237No. But you did beg for mine. You're doing this because you are pissed off that I blocked you on Discord.
>>80267226I need those big fat bat tats so bad....
>>80267136>Doesn't denyI accept your concession
>>80267203Is this the new Nozo bot? Pretty darn amazing how accurate it is.
>>80267261Why did anon make that analysis?
Orcs...
>>80267237>ask for nudes>threaten to beat them like a dog with a cane>shitposts them constantly100% psychopath
>>80267290Based orc wanter.
Reze is a transman.
>>80267076I want one too...
>You have a trip for a reason, Milky. Make sure it's on. Those 22 people voted that way because they can easily filter you compared to Nozo/Spoiled/Asuna. Stop going tripless; you're not so loved as you think you are without your trip on.
Milky is hated by more avas then you know.
>>80267380I know what?
>>80267361>>80267380>Trying to force the milky hate when people are criticizing youNice try Nozo.
>>80267283>>80267284>>80267288You know what? Fighting you is useless. Appraising you is useless? In a way, you are right. Coming here does not help me. And I really should try to stay away. I am mentally ill. I am scared shitless. I am for sure nobody here will ever provide me with a solution, just a trifle relief that is even worse of the issue. I really try to stop coming her in 2026. lI would probably fail but I really should stop looking here for a solution. You will never help me.
>>80267264That's the problem with dogs like you and Azula, Milky. You got bold when people stopped using the cane to discipline you.
>>80266062Don't forget the internal UV.
>>80267397Can't wait for my bot to be done and then you'll have to live with yourself.
>>80267400If you think beating a dog is a good analogy for anything what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you man.
>>80267130Here you go, big dog. A toaster.It toasts bread and maybe a bagel if you squish it a lil bit.
>>80267397I only shitpost azula and nozo, people that get what they deserve.I'm not your Boogeyman for everything that happens here. Grow the fuck up.
Immigrants...
>>80266933>I can't sleep. I am literally scared shitless of the upcoming year.Why do you choose to be so hateful to the same community you share this stuff with? Your suffering is very real, but so many people are suffering and deal with it in healthier ways than you are.
>>80267463Goddamn it would help if I posted a link.https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Extra-Wide-Toaster-Settings/dp/B0D2L6NNZKI was so flabbergasted at how crazy 'I can't buy a normal goddamn toaster' was that my autopilot missed the most important part.
>>80267480...Being beheaded.
>>80267417I wish you were a better bully. At least I would have gotten a better motivation to kill myself. But you failed at that. I still don't know what you hoped to get from me with all your harassment but I suspect you failed like I failed all my life, too.
>>80267480Deported
>>80267076Imagine having the (Ejaculation) control devil as your little (cocksucker) sister and having to wake up (with her sloppy blowjobs) early and (knock her up) for breakfast and then going to school...
My biggest fetish is one day seeing any of the frigid avas act like the biggest sluts in existence.
>>80267178I still prefer Storm and her goddess vibe, but Jubilee is my second favorite female X-Men. She's a bombastic tomboy, the opposite of Storm, very cute indeed. Thank you. Your tastes are awesome too.>>80267226Darn! Typo!
What's /erp/'s opinion on milky bustyboys?
>>80267489I never gave me a reason not to.
>>80267548this was basically my entire gimmick
>>80267555Trips of gay with extra steps.
>>80267555That you PB?
>>80267555They owe their bros paizuri
>>80267525How do I sign up for this daily including creampies in her unprotected womb?
>>80267493I mean, you know, that does look like a really good toaster, that's not bad. I don't even know why you brought that up in your first post anyways. All I know is, companies have already started making overly complicated bullshit microwaves. It will not take long.
Last image you saved?
>>80267474Sooner or later, you will be a miserable old me like me. I wonder how people will bully you when you are in unfixable pain.
>>80267555Is there like, a reason they can't simply be girls? With vaginas? So I could fuck em?
>>80267609
>>80267557Plenty of people here have been kind to you, and you chose to return it with spite. I'm not saying it's easy to be kind while you're suffering, but damn, dude.
>>80267550crazy how logan could've chosen this but decided to simp over jean instead
>>80267616are you so retarded you can't remember the shit you post?
>>80267609>>80267555
>>80267555This is bisexuality for Redditors
>>80267503Have a smoke, call your mom. Think about your pops. Have a pizza and an espresso. Maybe a lemoncillo afterwards. Life is good when you makee 600USD a month isn't it? Did you know you are half Somali?
>>80266438>>80267609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkER6U-tX5g
Nozo is half Somali and never thought about opening a daycare center and pocketing millions. He truly is retarded.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Somaliland
>>80267178Welcome back. Missed you! >Pulls into bed.
UGLIEST AVAS GO!
>>80267999Well. Owain is black, so automatically on the list. Top five.
>>80267999LapisAzula
>>80267254Nuts? Who doesn't love nuts!? They're pretty great. Tasty, nutty, got a nice crunch...What were we talking about?>>80267550Storm's pretty good too! There's a lot of nice designs and cute girls (and boys) in X-men.>>80267965Hi hi. Hope you had a fun session today, that femanon's a cute one.>Squeeze.Missed the people here too.
>>80267609Never in a million years would have I thought udon would draw their OL like this, but I ain't complaining. It's my precise fetish.
I am sorry.i know I am an awful person.I want to be better.But I don't know how to anymore.Everything is going in thousand pieces.I try and fail. Try Iand fail.I pray and nothing happen.I see doctors and thing go wrong.Meanwhile everyone smile happy. Enjoy thing. Eat pleasant stuff while everything I eat taste like cardboard and cinder. I envy you all.I just wish I wasn't a coward because I do really should kill myself. But I can't do even thart.
>>80268109If only modern comics didn't make SG a fat gross weirdo.
>>80268141Hehe.Thart.
>>80268141Now apologize to azula and we'll call it even.
>>80266029looking at what?
Squirrel Girl if she was better
>>80268166>>80268190You know that. You all do this to laugh at me, but if he were here, I would. I will even ask forgiveness for all the shit you invented. I don't give a fuck anymore. I accept lal the crime you accuse me off. And pay for them. My life is shit anyway, I've no need to pretend anythign naymore.
>>80268141For what it's worth, a lot of suffering people are just good at hiding it and there could be pain under the smiles.
>>80268199How come you got these cowtits? I thought you were a mouse?
>>80268252...Hehe....lal.
>>80268214To be fair, the Squirrel Girl has the benefit of the huge bushy tail. Of course, Noelle's small tail is still quite cute in its own right.
>>80268144Why did you save this?
>>80267587No! Just gauging interest.
>>80268109It was fun as fuck. All my sessions here are or I wouldn't spend so much time here. Geheheh. >Kisses!!!Man, I want to hear about your trip when you get the chance, okay? I'm sure you're getting spam-asked but once that slows down don't forget about me...! Did you think of the Roman empire like I asked you to?!
>>80268327Is the mischief a textbook heel hook into an over the shoulder leg press followed by mercilessly pumping her full of babies?
>>80268252If you have nothing else then just apologize. Your life might get better. That's all I ask. Apologize for harassing azula for nudes.
>>80268345Oh, well then jot me down as interested in a few specific cases then! Good luck anon!
>>80268358Got my terms mixed up. Ankle pick.
>>80268373I am sorry. Even though I never asked him for nudes. I am so sorry, I apologize instead of the person who did.
>>80268454Can't even tell who this apology is for. Shame. And you can't even admit what you did. Shame.
By specific cases he means sucking milk from their breasts.
>>80268358>>80268427No.....It's grabbing her tail first to startle and make her more vulnerable THEN pumping her fully of babies.
>>80268535Damn, I wanted to post this one instead. Oh well, free excuse to post more then.
>>80267008Ahhhhh! I'm so happy I could die! Kodama Sawa aknowledged me directly!!!
>>80268477You're not Azula. So that's the best your sorry ass will ever get from me. Bring Azula here, and I will gladly apologize to him in private for the thing I did. Same with every other ava here, I insulted, but don't expect me to give you the satisfaction of apologizing for a crime I never committed to the person who committed it instead of me. I am sorry, not stupid. If anyone here wants an apology from me should provide me a way to do so to them in private, and I will do so.
Nozomi 17 thousand posts and twenty hours in the thread per day status?
>>80268333Why not?
>>80268477nigger we both know you would be shitposting shartzula if they showed up kek
>>80268401I find you gross so I'll pass
>>80268654DOn't worry. Next year, I will not post at all or thrice that much. Records are made to be broken after all. I mean, you've proven I don't post here enough if you manage to count it at all.
>>80268711>>80267555Samefag check
>>80268804
Post futanari penis
>>80268849
Hiroi...
It's 4am in Italy btw
>>80268145I think your idea of what she is, is kind of distorted, yknow? But more power to you I guess.>>80268351Glad you had a lotta fun!>Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah.Well, I'm pretty free so yknow, you'll get the chance to hear about it. And yes, I thought of the Roman empire. Even visited some things from it, just for you.
>>80268333NTA but I’ve saved cards so I could go back to them for future reference.
>>80268846Fair enough. Felt like a shitposter.
>>80268849wish I had to slut that tries to make me wear a condom just so I can pull it off and slap it back in her face
>>80268873I can't sleep because I am having anxiety attacks, Btw. Prostate tumor, diabetes, pain in my legs, chapter 11, dysfunctional family, senile dementia, An empty bank account. Broken appliances, the risk of being evicted, and all the other shit could cause that. But I am still amazed how I need approval by a literal nobody in order you know to be FUbAR.
>>80268891I mean... My view is how modern comics have been presenting her, so...
>>80269016Modern audiences can't stand beautiful females.
>>80268932tenshi doko
>>80268891>He's too ticklish to take an assault like that from the front. Or from any direction, really. His neck turns and twists away from that wave of smooches but the arms crushing her to his chest remain tightly locked across her back.Just for me....WHA is too cute...Jealous. You must've been feasting like an emperor. I'm holding you to that, okay?
>>80269016Marvel can do anything with their IP but make actual good comics for some reason.
bnuuy!
>>80269105I'm not too sure. I forget how her event ended. Either she's causing more racket in Laterano or doing the same at Rhodes Island. Whichever it may be, I'm sure she's very horny.
>>80269147Or Star Wars movies.
>>80269177i'll never keep her pregnant and full of apple pie...
>>80269188Another IP in a creative slump for the most part yes.
>>80268849penis.
>>80269199Don't you mean always? Even throughout her pregnancy, her lustful body will always be craving cock. As well as sweets.
PATTY COME HERE>Holds out a treat
>>80269299Take the hint.
Sophie-Shiun-chan-kaichou-dono.
>>80269016Makes me think of how some people went apeshit when Marvel Rivals was first released. How dare they actually make the women attractive.
>>80269310Wha? It's me!
>>80266029Digging into this thing’s pussy with my cock.
>>80269310
>>80269360Jurassic Park but they're all running from giant Doros.
>>80269360It's you. I believe you and I had plans revolving around a Dutch Prins van Oranje-class minelayer (in elf form.)
>>80269016I mean, yeah? But also that's not the her the mainstream and biggest audience is familiar with, so... why care? Rivals brought on the new design that people like a lot more than her old one.>>80269119It was a fun trip, so I'm happy that it went well.>Poke poke. Her fingers continue to poke at his cheeks and neck while he tries to defend. So weak...I feasted like someone, I guess. Learned that the whole dining thing is different there... Felt weird going to eat lunch in mostly empty places and such. But lots of good food, mhm! Florentine steak is very tasty.>>80269360Sophers. Thank you for including me on the mixtape and making something so cool!
Aaah that sounds way too perfect. Never being more than a few steps away from my favorite courier, always finding new ways to spoil her rotten.
>>80269514The fuck are you talking about?
>>80269416AI will make it happen. But it's up to us to pay the taxes that will be siphoned off to fund the datacenters owned by the corporations that can provide this AI.>>80269417Ship-elf... one thing we didn't clarify is, any preference on the close quarters they share? As in business, I think the default was potion shop, but also possible are similar shops or something like scribes, butchers, or something like that. Also, not that it's super relevant, but I'm envisioning more low magic, like this particular elf is hardly magical at all. Thoughts?>>80269451And thank you for being you! It's five discs, so lots to listen to going into the new year. I'll quiz you on the songs at random, so watch out.
>>80269549Oh boy! I love all our drinking water and affordable energy going to the clanker facilities. The future is bright!Have fun sweet Sophie. I'm rather excited to do more one day, but that's not today. Take care!
One of our avas is playing Himeno in /Hg/. Who the fuck is it? We can't let traitors like those go unpunished >>80269048
Kill all crossposting Anons.
>>80269627Catch me if you can, faggor.
>>80269549Happy to do potion shop still, a food stall, or what have you. Did *you* have a preference? For me, I don't think the set is as important as their dynamic and relationship. And of course, low magic works for me! In fact, I think I'd prefer it...Magic use should be subtle and rare for the most part or it might make that curse on her too easy to undo.
>>80269603the law of equivalent exchange. Someone here joins /hg/ and someone from /hg/ joins here.
>>80269154>kiss lick sniff smooch
>>80269603I call dibs on punishing them. With my penis.
>>80269685HSKW-ass post
>>80269603It's me who is playing her.
>>80269603It's my men who are playing her.
>>80269603It's Dr. Pavel here who is playing her.
>>80269549I want to knocknup that elf.
>>80269603Wait so you just reply with a character and a bot does everything? That's it? Sounds boring as fuck, where even is the roleplay??
Sowpee
>>80269793the roleplay is what happens during the events and people make arcs out of it. /hg/ is essentially the sfw roleplaying general most times. Sometimes it can be erp though.
test
>>80269836Stop shilling your thread nigger, go back
>>80269836So what are the games for? Killing the time until someone makes an event?
>>80269595Later Milkster, and happy incoming new year.>>80269653How about a butcher shop? That could bring some extra tension relating to her probable vegetarianism, and just give more set dressing with various meats and implements. Like everyone knows what meat is and can relate to it somehow, while potions there's not so great a basis for understanding. Also, curse-related, I'm thinking it came as punishment. (Last time the punishment was garbage cleanup - this time it's a curse.) Anything else to sort out? Any clarifications on your character needed? I'd probably start this one off. No images necessary from you if you'd rather not.>>80269780She wants to be knocked up, then collect lifelong alimony. At least as long as you live.>>80269807It's-a-me, Sowpee!
>>80269937The games and events are a vehicle for RP. The amount of RP someone does varies from person to person. Essentially improv RP but sometimes it's just sfw rp not actually based around events that come from a game. I've played there before. It's fun but the RP here suits me more so I stopped going. Give it a shot if you want.
>>80269943Why not? Sounds like it could be fun! As long as we're clear this is *her* shop since he's the one being punished having to be around her as an elf-hater. If you think it's in-character for her to have less scruples about her line of work despite being a rabbit food fan then go for it.If you want to start I'm game! Gives me a chance to snag a snack, splash water on my face, snag water on my snacks...
>>80269685>Smells like carrot body lotion and big hefty bnuuy nuts. Heavy bunny dong drapes over your face.Thankies!
>>80269154No white hair, dick not big enough, too gay.We need Vivi back.
>>80270084Testashitter?
>>80270078Aaactually, if you put it that way, let's do potion shop. Sorry to flip flop on it, I've got all kinds of ideas but can only act on one! Potion shop makes more sense if there's a hierarchical element. Anyway, I'll get to writin', so please wait warmly on this cold, cold day.
>>80270100I miss em. And their bunny boy was cute.
Great, another femboy shitter. Because we didn’t have enough already.
>>80270165Hard copy on that, lieutenant. I have confirmed authorization from HQ, please proceed at your leisure.>Waits warmly (in her bed.)
Nursette
How's it going?
>>80270583Liz?
>>80270583Slow and boring at work. But I'm making that $$$ so can't complain. How about you beautiful busty pinkette?
>>80270583Boobily
>>80270597Liz doesn't punctuate
>>80270485I'm going to bed but in case you see this: Donna
Good night tred
>>80270597Hi>>80270624Work is rarely fun, especially during the holiday season, do your best>>80270630Boobing boobily
>>80270701Thank you Lizzer. Goodnight to you!
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow
>>80266029Show me.
>>80270923Call in
>>80270941But I still have my foreskin.
I wish Owain would come back and the first thing he'd do is see me and rape me.
>>80270992Kill yourself Kamina.
>>80270961Is that so. Well thank you for admitting it. I know exactly what to do with you.
>>80270923Same here. Still, after a long day of work, the boooooooze tastes a lot sweeter.
>>80271034>Grabs crotchYou're not taking it! It's a healthy part of the male anatomy!
>>80270941>hides it
>>80270941The Epstein files? You're not ready.
>>80271068>>80271072A little gunshy tonight, I see. What's the matter. Ashamed because it's tiny~?
>>80270941show you to the gas chamber
>>80271128I have a whole museum I can show you anon! We can go visit it later. Now. Drop the pants.
>>80271100No! It's like, THIS BIG>Gestures the size with his handsI just know your tricks, you aren't chopping my tip. There are a lot of important nerves in the human foreskin you know!
>>80270212Execution would've been preferred.Human law drew her up to the very cusp of death: She'd practically dared them, in a private meeting, to have her hanged from a willow tree. Go ahead and do it, she'd said, silently, while these puling wretches and the magistrate equivocated on how they may instead keep her alive. They asked among themselves if blood magic could be used for such a purpose, and whether it would be appropriate in this circumstance. Another elf was summoned, a young sashaying thing who'd fallen to human temptations, and she agreed to do it, to perform the spell, if it would save Phai's life.Humans decided Phai must be punished, but that she could not die, because it would not do to kill an irreplaceable businessperson of this fine and respectable town. So a fellow elf, using a single rose thorn, laced Phai's belly with blood to achieve a certain unwelcome and unasked-for ancestral enchantment. Phai hardly felt it, the cuts, the drawing taking place upon her own body, so indignant was she at that time. When it was over, she sneered, silently, at the magistrate, at the clerks, at her own incompetent human lawyer, while her belly bled its ugly pattern.Proof? Proof? Humans always demanded this; they never took one another at their word. Phai could live with an elven year-curse. She could live with the damage to her reputation, the damage to her business. But to be punished in such a way, to be exposed in such a way, she found so particular to humans. They really wanted those unlike them to suffer, didn't they? "I haven't much in the way of underclothes," she'd muttered there in the magistrate's office, as if it would save her. "People won't understand you mean them no harm unless they see it themselves," the magistrate replied. "This is a favor from us."(1/3)
Still can't believe 2025 is going to end without us knowing if Flare is really a woman.
>>80271157>With his hands out of the way and gesturing she can reach for his crotch. The gloved hand squeezing the bulge.Oy vey. Look at that. Left it all defenseless. I guess I can help myself to it.
>>80270212>>80271285So did Phai's imagination become real: She had always imagined herself as less than these humans. She had always measured their glares, their distance, their distaste. Now it had been written onto her body below the navel, that her freedom had been cut away by human intent. An enchantment, a curse, to prevent her from harming others. Not humans. Not elves. Not animals, fish, or birds, though she would never harm these latter three. This obscure punishment had been dredged up from the very depths of human law, when elves and humans still associated freely instead of generally sought to slaughter one another. Humans and elves could coexist: Phai was proof. But they could never be equals, and Phai was proof of that, too. They made her wear exposing underclothes not only as punishment, to reveal how she'd become harmless and "repentant", but because all humans despised elves, deep down. This was human nature, Phai knew.What heartlessness, to make her run about in winter's slicing wind-kiss. To wear a wool coat for too long, to conceal her year-curse, had become illegal. She must venture about town like a rat beneath the lamplight. She must expose herself upon request, though nobody had requested yet, and show this unseemly green mark whenever a human might demand so. Winter light had her shivering and goosebumping all day long in her shop, punishment within punishment. Formerly Phai could put on a kind face against the absurdity of human society. Now hatred oozed through kindness in all exchanges of hers. The magistrate, a tester of criminals' patience, had make her an offer lately, of two months' sentence reduction in exchange for dealing with a problem of his. Rehabilitation, he so nebulously called it, but Phai knew nothing of that, only that unpaid and capable employees are welcome. Aid me in rehabilitating this one 'til spring, the magistrate had said, by letter, and you will see your reward.(2/3)
>>80270212>>80271285>>80271316She and this apparently employable man met the day after. That was ten days ago. Truly, elves and humans were not meant to cohabitate, but for her own sake, Phai would try.Yet in this potion shop squeezed between a small grocer and a jeweler, formerly a one-elf business, to have a human stinking up the place irritated her. She must show him where it all went, all her flasks and glass. She must show him her pricing. She must let him handle money. She must endure his scent. His words. His presence. His eyes. All the awful nature of human existence. Winter compelled her to demand fire, more fire, more hearth-tending, wood, her precious wood all to be burned instead of inhabited as in childhood. Right now, the hearth blazed in a backroom full of the bizarrities of her trade, but here, up front at the counter, Phai simply counted mid-shiver: One more day until I am free again.Until then, she would bear it. Humans, indignities, everything else. But there must be a few alterations, or in this little wooden shop full of little glass bottles, she would go mad."Whatever that smell is, kindly stop smelling that way."It wasn't a grand request. Phai employed him, technically, and so he should do as she asked. It offended her nose. His presence offended her eyes, too, but she would not go so far as to ask him to die.(No need to match obviously, scene-setting.)
>>80271310>Freezes in fear of the crotch grab, she could see the cold sweat run down his face as she cupped that crotch. At least she could feel how big it was.Please be merciful, I need those nerve endings!
>>80266394>>80266450The hell...>>80267217The heck I'm not even that good at playing her.
>>80271369>She has him by the ball. Quite literally. Her fingers shift and search for his sack until she found them. The index and thumb grasping his right nut and applying a bit of pleasure.I don't know. You're not really---selling it very nicely. Maybe if you show me what you mean I could understand clearly.
>>80267609Didn't post this earlier but gay. Yuri shipping lets go.
>>80271310>>80271369>A mysterious man emerges, a glowing yellow light surrounding him.Your jewish tricks won't work this time! SIEG HEEIIIILLLLLL!>A White blast sends her flying across the room, saving the man's foreskin from turning into a meal.Thank me later, Freund.
>>80267609>
>>80266721....could be hot.
>>80271481>Is spared by the powers of German engineeringThank you dolfy>>80271437>He sighs, and with her pinch at his nuts he drops pants and underwear to expose his naked penis to the punishing Pinkette.Swear on your nation's sovereignty you're not cutting that foreskin!
>>80271479Mega cute
>>80271411The hell I can't even compliment you without you going "the hell..."...
>>80271411You're better than you give yourself credit for, trust me.
>>80271481Drat! Foiled again by an Austrian painter!!!Just you wait, next time I'll get you. And your little dog too!>>80271542>She licks her lips watching his pants and underwear fall to his ankles. She had to shift her hold but her gloved hand is once again on his sack. The tight hold squeezing on it as she drops to her knees and flicks the hooded tip. She offers him a wicked smirk.I swear on the land promised 3,000 years ago that I am not cutting it off~
>>80271624>next time I'll get you. And your little dog too!Don't worry he already did that for you.
>>80270583Lurking moar to survey the climate of this place>>80271535I'm trained in the art of gockfighting, I even learned martial arts dedicated to it!
>>80271624Oh thank God! Er....the old testament one! Inspect away!>With that promise given he keeps his arms at his sides as he is given his impromptu cock and balls inspection from a foreign expert, just wincing a bit with each squeeze as she handles his man bits.Man doc, you play a little rough, at least your hands are warm.
>>80271564Heh.>>80271596I do try my best I suppose so thank you.
>>80271694You really should know better than to take His name in vein, little goy.>The pink haired specialist did not lessen her hold on his sack. In fact it the fist grasping his nuts closes every so slightly as she pinched the edge of the skin covering his tip. She tugs is and pulls it gently. Her warm breath tickling his crotch as her heated hands abused it.Why of course. If I didn't give it my all, then the inspection is just a waste of time.
>>80271667The climate is generally mild, with some temperamental that can pop up, pack an umbrella and you'll be fine.
>>80271787It's not in vain, it's in celebration this gift he's given me at birth won't be chopped away! We are all made beautiful in his image the way we are. You are quite pretty after all.>He feels in anticipation as she peels back the thick foreskin, growing a bit erect as she does. The man had a healthy cock, good size, good color, good vigor and stamina. He had no idea what she was inspecting it for but he remains patient.Be careful with it will you! I had phimosis at a young age so I know there's a lot there but it's still very sensitive!
>>80271558We support the gay shipping.
>>80271871You sure know how to yap. Such a shame you have an ugly, hooded sausage. That would have made the blabbering more manageable.>Her smirk widens feeling his shaft swell at her touch. She would have to commend his size, color and blood flow. Yet the hood is simply unsightly to her.Oho. You had phimosis, yet you're unwilling to do away with this abhorrent hood. That doesn't make any sense. Then again, it just proves you're cattle. Doesn't it?>Negev giggles as one hand tugs on the skin of his shaft, forcing the foreskin to stretch and peel away from his tip. His left testicle was no subjected to a thorough examination. She had pushed it to her palm with her fingers. She rolled and pushed the orb with her digit. Applying gentle pressure at first with her tip, but it was already starting to mount.Tsk, tsk. I bet you don't even clean properly under it!
>>80271831Groovyyy
>>80272044A minor inconvenience is no excuse to do away with God's gift! Besides, it's perfectly healthy now so no need to.....circumcise....>He shudders at that awful word, feeling uncouth as it slides past his lips. For a woman so "repulsed" by his foreskin she certainly did play with it and pull it around far more than he thought was necessary, the stimulation from all those natural and healthy nerve endings getting him fully erect in short notice. He just feels as his testicle is examined by the hardball inspector, rolled and squeezed to ensure health although he was getting a little antsy with prolonged inspection.Hey! I scrub all over that penis including with that hefty, glorious foreskin peeled. It's a natural lubricant you know, it enhances sex for him and her! A...are you quite finished doctor? I'm pretty sure there are no lumps or torsion, I keep my genitals in ship shape!
>>80271285>>80271316>>80271344Maybe he should’ve chosen exile after all.Eyes narrowed into slits of murder. Mocking his scent today. Real original. It was simply one of a procession of insults she’d bestowed on him with the sort of delicate imperiousness only elves could muster. Teeth ground together as he added a dark mark to a mental tally. Twenty-one. Forty-two, if the old adage about insults and debt had any sway. Naori had stopped feeling charitable after that very first afternoon spent with her, where she’d compared his hairstyle to a highland aurochs. Through grit teeth, a response was dispensed evenly:“I beg your pardon.”And no more. He was hard at work, anyway, as the woman had seen fit to make her apprentice do the work that she found beneath her. Literally and figuratively. On hands and knees, Naori nudged the final little glass bottles with an effervescent neon-green liquid into place and squinted at the shopkeeper in the crook between his arm and torso. It was Idler’s Day, and so the two were hard at work restocking, cleaning, and tidying. He spared one more glance at the starry liquid labeled ‘Mana Font’ in cursive. An elegant inscription for what looked to him like pond muck. Part of him wanted to sip it but if it had a mere 1% of this elf’s essence it would certainly be unpalatably bitter.This place. This shop, in Jalisse’s Noble Quarter, had been his place of work for the last week and a half, and would be until the snow thawed, courtesy of the same magistrate who’d found fault in her. *His* crime? Pilfering. Up to this point Naori had spent his whole life engaging in petty thievery with only minor punishments but that had changed when he’d snagged an invisibility elixir from a similar shop at a five finger discount. Seeing as it wouldn’t do to employ him in a place he'd stolen from, mostly harmless as it might’ve been, he’d been stuck here instead.(1/2)
>>80272326Wasn't the punishment supposed to fit the crime? Three nights under lock and key, five lashings, six months under this knife ear’s withering gaze. A travesty. An insult! In the provinces where he’d come from, this was an unthinkable punishment. And all his friends, disreputable as they all were, agreed that justice had forsaken him. That magistrate who’d handed down the sentence had to have been some eccentric sympathizer who probably married an elf instead of a proper down-to-earth human girl who didn’t trade in leaves and tree bark. A man who sided with knife ears was hardly a man at all. Knees creaked as the “apparently employable man” thumped dust off the front of his dark linen breeches. He cleared his throat and waited for the buxom woman to tilt her head back to meet his eye. She was lucky that he knew nothing of her predicament and thought her clothes (or rather, lack thereof) was indicative of weaker, sluttier character. Naori was tall and strong. Indeed, not the ideal body type for a would-be thief. A head taller than the average man, easily spotted in a crowd and handsome even if not to her refined tastes. Not that he particularly *cared.* Those who didn’t know him were wont to assume he was some temporarily embarrassed noble’s son, caught sleeping with the wrong viscount’s daughter and made an example of for his siblings. But he was indeed a thief–not a penny to his name and currently only earning half-wages for all his hard work filling the furnace, roughly chopping up herbs like some half-wit scullion, counting coins (though only under Phai’s watchful eye.)(Oops, can't make it fit. Hang on.)
>>80272356Fingers went into his dark hair from the front to sculpt it in a different-but-equally-disheveled style.He rose slowly and the elevation change framed that strong body in a golden beam of light filtering through a glass window near the rafters. Motes of silver dust gave the impression they’d recently hosted pixies for a teaparty. Hah! How absurd, he thought. These gilded streets were starting to get to him. It was clear he didn’t belong a step outside the Lower Quarter, and his husky speech might’ve only strengthened the impression. Not caring about whether or not his "humanity" offended her, he closed the distance and met her at the counter.“I’m finished here….What’s next?”Cunt.
Glorpy new year
>>80272298Oh~? Sounding a little nervous. For one so devout to His teachings, why so hesitant with the practice he passed down to our ancestors. No reason to make that face as you say it.>The pinkette giggles at his expression, noting how hesitant he even is at saying the words. She hums with a satisfied nod watching his hooded length grow fully erect under her touch. Her hand continued to tug and pull on his skin, forcing the hood to leave his tip completely exposed. The gloved fingers suddenly pressed the twin orbs together, rolling them against each other as she applies further pressure.Is that a fact? Then why pay tell do I still smell the stench just wafting of your goymeat? I believe you've gotten more than a little careless and plenty cocky about this natural hood of yours.>The smirking face inches closer to his penis. Closer and closer until her lips can almost brush on his enlarged shaft. The hand stretching his foreskin forced it towards his tip, bunching it up over his crown and allowed Negev to pinch it between her canines.I believe you need a lesson on pride.
>>80272464who dis? i forgot her name and the person who played her
>>80272523Cocky?! Negev what are you up tooooo~!?!>He starts to get a bit more panicked as she took an approach to handling his cock that seemed more self indulgent than professional. Keeping his delicate orbs pressed tight then taking his gentle cock in her mouth. He could feel those sharp teeth nibble at his peeled foreskin, and his cock throbs immediately at the sensation. He clearly wasn't lying about the sensitivity of his thick and healthy hood or his cock as a whole, clearly reacting to and panting at the sensation of having it pulled by her teeth.Doctor calm down! This seems highly unprofessional, you could get written up for this, right?!
>>80272571Me Box. That was Sploot.>Green girls erotic!!!
>>80272610Kufufu~>His panicked words were music to her ears. The mocking chuckle blew more of her heated breath on his sensitive cock, the stretched precum catching the gust of her exhales within the cap of skin and tickling his crown. The sensitive nerve ends did not receive respite despite his warning. Her sharp canines rub together as if she wanted to piece right through his skin. Her head tilts and tugs on it to further torment it. She giggles against feeling the throbbing meat. Her fist is squeezing his sack as if she wants to milk his nuts dry.Could I~?>The expression on her face says it all. She should be written up and reprimanded severely for this. Negev will absolutely get away with it.
>>80270677Beeeg...
>>80272736AH! It's not gum! Don't stretch it like tthat At!>His words of warning fell on deaf ears, or at least ears so self important they refused to hear any and all reason. She was stretching and nibbling that foreskin for all it had, peeling it quite far with how elastic and thick it was.Why is it always the Jewish girls that get weird about it? It's a perfectly normal part of the bodyyyy~!!!>He protests but she keeps biting and tugging, even licking with her tongue and massaging his nuts. His precum leaks into her mouth, and with one last good foreskin tug he ejaculated right onto her smug pinkette face. A few good ropes of semen sputter from his cock into her mouth and onto her face, his cock healthy enough to even shoot seed up into her hairline. He gives a good sample before his cock goes limp from the light exertion, his foreskin still tugged by her teeth due to elasticity as he pants for breath.There, you had your fun. Now let your little hostage go, he held up his end of the deal! I better get bribed some good milk rations later for this!
>>80272660God want to plow that fat green ass until she's disgusted how bloated she is with cum.
What is this mixtape thing? I missed out
>>80272929Kufu~fu!>She really was stretching as if were gum! Nibbling it. Chewing it. Tugging it with her teeth to press her tongue on the inside of his foreskin. He could feel the tugging on his glans.Fufuuu! How am I the one weird when you're the one getting off on this!>Negev retorts while being careful to not let loose his skin. Each time she catches it between her teeth, sinking the pearly whites on his sensitive flesh. She feels the leaking fluids flooding her mouth and she knows without a doubt he's about to blow. With a wicked grin she made sure to painfully squeezed at his balls and grind her teeth on his skin. With some luck he'd feel the sting of pain hitting just as the pleasure peaked.>Feeling his ropes spurt all over her face and even reaching her hair, the blushing pinkette released her iron grip and beartrap bite on his cock. Fetching a handkerchief from her pockets, she whips her face off before grasping his chin, forcing his maw open and stuffing his own cum into his mouth.Very fun indeed. I did not cut it off as promised. Instead I left the marks where I'll bite it off instead when we met again~ I suppose I can mail you some goatmilk for the trouble. Shalom~
Limby bros it's time to vroom vroom.
>>80273133Is this an accurate localization
>>80273102B...BITE IT OFF?!?>New fear unlocked (Cute, and utterly unhinged. Didn't expect to be doing this tonight but I hope it was fun for you Lappland. I do enjoy sneaking in quickies after work. You're one of the best!)
>>80273146Charon says vroom vroom in English yes.
>>80273150BiteYourForeskinOFF!>Teeth clink(It is exactly what I was looking for tonight more or less. If I wasn't about to pass out I would've kicked, squeezed, teased and done all sorts of stuff maybe, but it was nice for a quicky. Thank you for indulging me and writing with me Milky)
>>80273133No vroom vroom, just unbreakable bleed and rupture coins for you.
Goodnight bread. I hope you see more of this face on 2026
>>80272326>>80272356>>80272383Weren't humans frightful? They possessed a certain repellent plurality, one so different from the next. Impossible to rely upon for long. Impossible to trust. And to give a bigger one a place at her hand, when Phai did not necessarily need to... this man truly hadn't a shred of gratefulness for that.Apparently he'd been a thief, or still was, because once a thief always a thief. But, at least Phai believed, she could give him a screwing fit for royalty if he grabbed her goods. She could send him back into prison or perhaps request his hands be chopped or, more fittingly, bitten off by a pig. Perhaps, unlike elves, she could respect a human like this for fearing punishment. After all, they lived such little lives that a human could spare equally little, wasting away in a gaol.This one, Naori, a name she once remarked did not roll of the tongue, had endured pretty well overall, for a human. He performed as asked, though with the customary human distaste. He sneaked offensive glances, but not to excess. He had not harmed her but by his being alive and within sight. It was only that...It was only that his presence infected everything. Her potion shop, which possessed no name because elves in this town were allowed to run businesses but not own land, became increasingly human. He lined up the jars and vials side by side when arranging, where she had been trained to do so in diamond shapes. He swept up and down, that is, across rooms, while she swept in inward-passing spirals. She sensed his faint light-up when dealing with other humans, a light-up she sensed all humans shared with one another but not beyond. Except with pets, of course. But then, elves did not hold pets for it demeaned the animals. To account for their differences would take three human lifetimes, or one elven. To think that she allowed a human like this to work in her shop, just thirteen steps beneath her quarters: Truly, Phai needn't be so benevolent.(1/2)
>>80273251goodnight sexy coy anime girl sheepishly hugging a pillow in a cute manner
>>80273251See you next year, shark wife. HNY. <3
>>80272326>>80272356>>80272383>>80273264"Next..."Every word of his stirred her this past day or two, as if he must always act insolently. A lesser elf would have punished him for it. His scent she could ignore by mouth-breathing, as now. Phai could not close her ears. She could not stop staring, as if assessing this human's breadth of good evil."... is a problematic procedure. A human shouldn't be trusted with it, but then, I've found it... uncomfortable lately. My delicacy prevents it, let us say."Rather, to lift a sharp object at all made her wrist wobble. This year-curse to do no harm left no loopholes for the making of potions. She'd set five clear conicals upon the counter this fine Idler's Day in preparation, five in a star's shape, five corks aside. She'd filled them half with distilled water, but it required another valuable from her right now, one which required unwelcome cooperation."Take a sewing needle from the top drawer of the desk. Then, poke me."Her slender finger teased along the rim of a flask. None of these would require much blood, potions of epiphany, for hers was so verdantly pure. To poke a finger, a palm, would draw enough to satisfy a single flask before poking a second time for the second flask, and so on. Afterward, Phai would add milk to the solution, wait for it to curdle, and, after stirring and removing heavy curds, call it salable. A few regular customers of hers swore by it, and so required her to produce a weekly supply of two minimum, but five would tide them sufficiently until next week."Elven blood may be worth more than human, but that only makes it a greater privilege to see it run."In other words: You are my employee, and I trust you not to harm me too badly, for I would then destroy your life. Her ears flicked inadvertently at the thought, both of being harmed and of destroying this human's life. She swooped back her river of hair and was glad, at least, that this human was beneath her. "You may touch."
>>80273086Wa la!
