Magnet Lobotomy EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80550648OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Love our cult leader TV husband
>>80563954
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
>>80563927
we get it peter, you watch the fucking door, no one cares, faggot.
>>80563991
>>80563906>fankids in the op postTHAT'S ILLEGAL
>>80564029
Don't worry I'll draw even more deer
Everyone needs to draw Alastor
Adam OWES me marriage!
>>80564015Wtf based Lute?
>>80564039when bimbo crimson and moxxie
Rape ALL televisions!
>>80564061Lilith deep down...
>>80564063pery regrets siding with vox...
>>80564076
>>80563847I need Abel to rape correct me.
How would you make a Hazbin Hotel movie?
>>80564095What if Adam rape corrects both of you
>>80564095He needs to rape the sluttiness out of you, you damn whore
Rape is never okay.
>>80564153False, rape is okay if it's me getting raped
What if YOU were an exorcist angel?
>>80564153Abel (before raping me)
>>80564180adam would use my bussy daily
>>80564179Adam...
>>80564204Exorcist anon...
>>80564180I'd suck Adam's dick.
uh oh sisters
DRINK FROM ME AND LIVE FOREVERIn a new world that continues eternally
>>80563831Funnily enough I've only ever seen one Zune in the wild in my entire life. They were never really popular here in NZ.
>>80563921>Anon never saved my art
If Adam just got raped, so many things would've been solvedThink about it rationally. Men who are misogynists come in many different shades, but if there was one common factor uniting them all, it's that they've never experienced what it's like to be the woman so to speak. Statistically speaking, men maintain a longer time staying erect and having a higher sperm count during non-consensual intercourse. Narcissism and other comorbid traits found in these types of "alpha males" are only left to fester when they never experience what it's like to be bitched. While optional, it would be better if the rapist is a woman. Female rapists can mindfuck the misogyny out of men by not just asserting their dominance over them, but also forcing them to have a full-body orgasm like a female. Stern lectures or violence isn't enough as you are still treating him like a man. Instead, what is needed is an experience considered female coded from mainstream perception that it would finally awaken shame in these types of men. Raping the First Man is not only one of the fewest forms of raw dominance to display but you can show an example that no one is immune from being someone else's bitch. Only then would he finally learn to listen to others should someone finally have the balls to force him to submit. It is the ultimate power moveTADTOTAL ADAM RAPE
>>80564238Lucifer,,,
>>80564039You should draw me more Voxxy because she’s cute in your style.
>>80564105I romance Velvette. That's it, that's the movie.
>>80564215
>>80564252Y'know what? Despite how wildly unethical it would be, I'd actually like to see this theory tested.
>>80564252Lilith please...
>>80564287You think we'll see more interesting Exorcist mask designs return? I mean, we're seeing them recycle sinners from the pilot era, so why not things like the masks as well?
Leetle hat
If I was bald I'd kill myself.
>>80564369jewish?
>>80564378
>>80564378You're a w*man so that's the expected response to that outcome
>TVfags are all loyal>deerfags barring Millie are all whores who like other characters just as much>Adamfags left him for AbelTVchads...i kneel....
The Norwood reaper held me down and took my hairline at the ripe age of fifteen...
>>80564405>t. wamen fandom
>>80564345Most likely not seeing how Viv has just pushed them to the side almost completely.
>>80564347PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>80564405>more than half the tvfags are converts from another character pre season 2
>>80564425Hush you.
>>80564425>t. humiliated Adamsissy/Deersissy
>>80564441Nah, we had tons of TVfags during season one, newfag.
>>80564179
>>80564444
>a-adamfags left adam for ab-WRONG! stop with this slander! Adam and Abel are part of my reverse harem, and I love both of them equally!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TVchads OWN this fucking general and this season
>>80564444Checked
>>80564405TVsisters...i kneel...
>>80564137T-True…>>80564115I’m (surprisingly) not that into Adam x Abel so both correcting me at once instead is more appealing.. I’m not opposed to watching Abel get plapped though
>>80564434While I could see why if the big twist regarding the Exorcists is that they were created to be a disposable army, but it would still be a shame since it gave their designs colour and variety; and it's not like they're any less a pain in the ass to animate than anything else in the show either.
>>80564488Ohmygod
>>80564039Maybe you can finally make him look cute for once
>>80564485>stop with this slanderIt's true going by the endless polls. Adam has been embarrassed by all of them.
mothfags will win again next season. i have faith
the men are getting fatter
>>80564511Nah
>>80564573And I'm responsible for it.
I bet meat's timeline is 100% Vees and Lucifer. Just as he wants.
>>80564587>with permissionCute.
>>80564485>t. Former Adamsister embarrassed for abandoning Adam for his son
>>80564587Deer Wife(male)
I love the exorcist angels so much.
>>80564405>sexy yume who has given back to the white race mogs the AIDS ridden homosexual slut who's fucked tranniesBased
>>80564573pead is spreading
>>80564623Adam/Lute...
>>80564587You do need to work on your Alastor though, he always looks way off
>>80564623Same, but their creation has some pretty horrifying implications, not the least being the whole "can develop feelings and that interferes with their orders" thing.
>>80564623They deserved so much better
>>80564612proof?
>>80564666Check em.
Big imps...
>>80564682he used to be so tiny...
>>80564600
I can't tell if vox is fat or a ftm pooner in this
>>80564705he looks fat with moobs.
>>80564676I just know it
Why didn't Charlie have sex with her? Is she stupid?
>>80563921Honestly I wonder if anyone has saved any of my drawings.I try to save every art done by anons, I think they do good art.
>>80564695>radioapple Way to prove my point.
I chose Val
Alastor smoking crack
>>80564754Weren't you gonna draw lobotomized Vox and Alastor based on dubs or was that someone else?
I want Abel to give me headpats
Keno if you are taking requests, can you draw p.e.a.d Chaz ordering food with Bee eats and asking Julia if she wants anything, please.
>>80564718Rape
>>80564733Yes, yes she is, given how we saw her ignore all the hints Vaggie was dropping throughout season 2.
>>80564733She wouldn't want to take advantage of Vaggie while in such a vulnerable state.
>>80564762charlie is a cheating bislut
>>80564775That was someone else
>>80564751Time to draw the RAMeat threesome...
>>80564695jesus christ grok fucking sucks at translating
Which character from the hellaverse would you get a tattoo of?
>>80564695>never saves any bottom Alastor contentI genuinely wish you would drop dead, meat
>>80564793Then she's a pretty shitty 'demon'...which is completely congruent with the show, lmao.
>>80564793Okay but counterpoint: it would have been hot as fuck.
>>80564818Anon not only do I save bottom Al but I draw him
>>80564796Vaggie has to return the favor then.
>>80564809Remove Alastor to give Meat what he really wants.
ra draw lobotomize abel based on that greentext pretty pls
Imagine alastor being your “imaginary” friend
>>80564796Velvette has shagged most Hellaverse women at one point or another. Charlie stood no chance.
>>80564837Get AIDS and die, you faggot
Who's the worst namefag here?
RA draw Meat x Lucifer for these thirsty anons
Meats Alastor is pretty good
>>80564852No, she is confined to the cuck chair
>>80564852What is this ship called?
>>80564905Luggi.
Ra draw meat playing cards with Alastor while Lucifer is in the corner cause he is too retarded to play
>>80564875*hawktuahs into your mouth*
>>80564893Pimplastor
share with me your most schizophrenic hellaverse theories
>>80564765Thanks, Adam.
>>80564905DangervagFallenwingsLuggie
>>80564880[spoiler]me[/spoiler]
>>80564903I hope they do something in the show with Vaggie's jealousy.
>>80564944
>>80564899He's way too narrow/long in the face and his eyes are too close together. Also way too much teeth and the hair is fucked. Men can't draw desu.>>80564893>posts old Alastor artDo you never have anything new??
>>80564899Have some fucking spine for once Nuggs
>>80564944The shows are documentaries happening in real time.
>>80564899THROW HIM IN THE COLD WATER!!!!! FREEZE THE DEER
I can't wait until Vox is revealed to be a washed up bitch in season 3
Gently hugging Vox, wishing him happiness and love
>>80565027Freddy?
I can't wait for this scene in S3
>>80565036same, fuck that overrated unoriginal incel
>>80564944>Emily or Lute will be revealed to be Eve>Charlie is roo, in the later seasons, something is going to absolutely piss Charlie off, and she'll turn into roo.>Abel is Lilith's son>Carmilla is a former exorcist angel>Rosie is LilithThat's all i got for now i guess
>>80564967Likewise.
>>80565073Vox had to leech off of Alastor's popularity because without the deer, he's nothing. Even his backstory is a copycat of Al's own
>>80565083>vox is just allowed to do that to the princess of fucking hellman loserfer and charlie are useless
>>80565073Reminder that hhg is full of incels who don't understand that affection isn't a currency that makes people owe feelings back. Really makes you think for how hard he gets shilled here
Why are deerniggers so annoying and smug?
>>80564999>>80565007I like his alastor. He draws him pretty in his style. Certainly better then a lot of artists who make him look like George Floyd. Meat is also really good at making his smile very expressive. I like it
>>80564999
>>80565147>t. a bitter woman who is still angry that the guy she had a crush on didn't appreciate the baking she brought to work for him one day
>>80565170You started it first TVfag
Raping Alastor in front of the DeerSisters
>>80565036Same. Though I love him and just want to see him wallowing and suffering.
>>80565158I appreciate that Vox called her fat in that scene
>>80565147careful anon, youre gonna trigger them
Val is daddy.
>>80565032Mean! I need to warm him up now…
>>80565036>>80565073>>80565107And yet, unlike deerfags, his fans would still stick around and remain loyal to him.
>>80565192Im not a TVfag
>>80565121Why didn’t Vaggie protect her girlfriend?
>>80565195Meat would be too busy having sex with Lucifer to even care
>>80565211>Sells out the most merch>Is the only cartoon character that won in a large Japanese yume poll>Has the most fanart drawn for him>Undeniably the face of Hazbin Hotel as a wholeLol, lmao
>>80565211Gottem lmfao
>>80565219Because she's in the market for a better girlfriend. Maybe a spicy latina mommy, or maybe a black britbong fashionista...
>>80565234Ain't none of those kinds of deerfags here. Y'all only got meat, who's secretly a Vox/Lucifag, and Sigil who left for the TV lmao
Does Angel deserve rape?
Alastor is being raped, gaped and hounded
>>80565057punch in the puss
>>80565259he deserves pead
>>80565234>Has the most fanart drawn for himYou'd never know this going by Meat's posts and timeline.
>>80565259Yes. Val and Vox had their turns, so obviously Velvette gets to rape him next season.
May Vox endure the worst humiliation ritual for season 3 known to man. Make it so terrible that it makes hhg go on suicide watch. Hear my prayer Viv
>>80565259No but Valentino does
>>80565282
>>80565262And meat is still too busy having sex with Lucifer to care
>>80565244>Vagmilla>VaggetteDecisions decisions...Imagine if she ended up getting them both-
>>80565250Mommy.
>>80565281do a blood ritual while youre at it so theres a higher chance of this happening for real
Why do deerfags abandon their husbando so easily?
>>80565281
Deerfags and TVfags must hatefuck to sort things out
Does Alastor deserve rape?
>>80565273Imagine the smell.
>>80565339Unironically yes.
>>80565300While the Vagmilla art is tight, I think Velvette would make far more sense, since she's also a fighty lesbian, and we all know that lesbian relationship can't prosper without a little MMA...
>>80565349he'd smell like pizza, perfume, and sweat
>I sure do love Alastor>this is why my Vees folder has more pictures than my Alastor foldermeat deserves the rope
>>80565364What other Italian dishes do you think he would like?
May Alastor orbit Lucifer until the end of the series. May RA become canon in the worst way possible that it makes deerfags commit mass suicide. I don't even need to pray. I know Viv has my back.
>>80565416probably any and all of themespecially the italian-american ones that a noo yoahk'a would grow up with
>>80565431Sorry anon, but Viv told me that Charlastor is going to become canon, not RA
>>80565431tsmt
>>80565158god fucking damn i hate what this season did to me, i was never a "i'll treat you better than they would" kind of gal but vox fucking Tested Me this season>>80565204true!!i swear to fuck i had a funny meme for this but i can't find it goddammit
>>80565431>RA becomes canonMeat would finally be open about being a Lucifag all along once that happens.
>>80565392>>80565413These are so high quality...
>>80565468i found it after i posted i'm going to throw myself in the fucking river
>>80565480My interest in Lucifer is primarily thematic and will never be realized by Viv because she lacks any interest in the setting or the characters she takes from the bible
Val has a nice accent...
Pretty sure Sigil is gone foreverShe never came back
>>80565431if this becomes real, i am going to do terrible things to viv
>>80565508>My interest in Lucifer is primarily thematicAnd sexual. Seeing him become a cute uke to deer, which is all the art you save, will make you finally own up to always being a Lucinigger
>>80565359Why is he such a whore? going to a meeting with a vibrator on his ass...
>>80565444Holy p.e.a.d trips.Spood will now receive a dozen pizzas...
>>80565508Cute deer mouth
>>80565539>becoming a TVfag made her leave and live like a healthy normie
>>80565557Uke?
>>80565588>look, my only Radioapple art where Lucifer topsNice try, you disingenuous faggot
>>80565575and he will eat all of them within 2 hoursand cum so much and so many times by the end that he'll faint and fall asleep once he finishes all of them
>>80565605No what is uke?
>>80565616The bottom of a ship
>>80565581That makes it sound like being a traitorous whore is a good thing
>>80565628It is if you ditch the loser deer for the chad TV
>>80565625Oh I see
>>80565639>>80565653Alastor is going to orbit Lucifer and heal the latter with his cock and Meat will cheer and finally admit he's always been a Lucifag.
>>80565680Ok we get it nigger shut up
>>80565680Sorry but I'm saving my cock for Ulquiorra
>>80565639>>80565653>>80565673>>80565688It's so fucking over for deerfags. He exists to only be for Lucifer, Viv's favorite character
Who did psyop the deerfags and the tvfags into fighting each other
>>80565613Is he still working for Val, even under these conditions?
>>80565645>we didn't get to see vox striping his clothes and throwing them at alastor until he's naked while val watches in jealousyit's not fair....
>>80565688post the ship chart of viv's likes
>>80565708This art is hideous, the fuck is wrong with you?
>straight men and lesbians are loyal>straight women and gay men switch to new husbandos
>>80565718Val wasn't jealous in ep4. He wanted them to fuck, remember?
>>80565639>>80565653>>80565673>>80565688deersissies....not like this...
>>80565730>straight women and gay men switch to new husbandos>straight womenBut Millie is the only loyal deerfag.
>>80565527I love it.
>>80565718I want to point out that Alastor's chair is overtop of some of Vox's jacket. He pulled him closer after he got undressed. I REALLY wish we got to see how that went down.Alas, I suppose that's why AO3 exists...
>>80565731NTA but he looked bored and annoyed during the cuck chair scene
>>80565731then why was he so deflated in bed?
abelsis is cute
>>80565726Abluhu
>>80565712I’m not fighting with anyone I’m busy with other things. I think the ‘TVchad superior’ poster is someone looking to get anons going and instigate fighting rather than a genuine tvfag but I’ll accept if I’m wrong.
>>80565765He was bored but he wasn't jealous yet
>>80565730>straight moids>loyalfunny joke there
It's still not too late for Sigils to come back into her senses and dump the incel loser TV for the deer
>>80565095>Emily or Lute will be revealed to be Evei'm on the Eve / Lute bandwagon. Lots of people are naysayers though,
>>80565767Because the sex was mid
>>80565731Love him for this but I think that's because he wanted him to just get over Alastor already.
>>80565731>>80565765>>80565767Vox was definitely making eye contact with Alastor the entire time and not being an attentive lover to Val
>>80565761>vox had his eyes closed while stripping and didn't notice alastor had pushed himself far away in the chair >got angry and pushed alastor as close as possible to the bedI wish I knew how to draw
>>80565719This one?
>>80565800Well that's what happens when you are trying harder to please the person who isn't even participating. Vox somehow cucks the man he's fucking. Incredible.
>>80565802Vox probably would've gotten over Alastor after he realized how loose his asshole is...
>>80565767vox wasn't giving what he was supposed to give.
>>80565846Vox would have shoved a gaming console up there to play Vida with the deer if his hole was that loose
>>80565802I don't think Val realized just how deerpilled Vox is. Sexual attraction and having a kink for deer suffering? No big deal. Prioritizing deer above the Vees? Fucked up.
I am going to do things...
>>80565761>>80565821kek I never noticed. Given how Vox kept obsessively making sure Alastor was facing him with his wires, I should've caught this sooner.
>>80565800Probably because Vox kept looking at Alastor
I hope one of the trading cards is about cuck chair Alastor
>meat finished posting the only 4 images he has where Lucifer tops
>>80565712I just find it funny that resident deerwhores are all cheating whores (except millie) who left alastor for the TV while TVsisters are all loyal to their husbando and only save art of him
>>80565787After the way the deer sisters treated her I doubt they would welcome her back with open arms.It's better for her that bitch stays fucked off.
>>80565787I don't want her back desu
>TV is more loyal to deer than most deerfagsSad!
It's not like anyone has Sigil's contact in the first place.
>You Didn't Right Click Save as as many times as me!>You aren't a real fan!This argument is dumb.Im swerving this threadIts Rome Time
>>80565951local tv fails so hard at fucking the self-insert gf that he cuckolds instead
The hat just had to go flying.
>>80565940You want me to draw some?
Anyone got some Owlnon art?
>>80566067Do It.
>>80566075I do, Ill dump what I have next
>>80566090Sweet, thanks.
>>80566027>>80566037>>80566045>>80566056>buff short haired Alastor>hyper feminine LuciferYou're not helping, Pery
>>80565282Can you rape Valentino? Or would he be super into it and then turn around and do it to the rapist?
>>80566113Its fine, soft men can be hardened
>>80566065Wait, is that seriously all you have? Holy shit
This is how deer looks
>>80566045This feels borderline racist...
Why is Alastor so hot?
Millieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>80565831yes, thank you
>>80566154Imp…
Why is everyone so pissy tonight.Tv sisters and deer sisters are not supposed to fight, they're supposed to love each other.Why are we arguing over folder sizes and discussing someone who hasn't even been here in months?Bad vibes.
>>80566141Waist is too big
>>80566120Short strong Luci and pompous soft Alastor
>>80566154La creatura...
Loona as a very muscular lady...
>>80566169Meat is a disloyal whore. Simple as.
>>80565716i havent decidedmaybe, maybe noti have it right now at val forcing angel to hide away in the hotel until he loses the weight (which would be forever since pead is forever)
>>80566183Ill dump Owlnon next
>>80566169Somebody managed to sucessfully psyop them
>>80566188
>>80566183>>80566199>emperor Alastor still is super masculineI can't with radioapple artists, man.
>>80566153Not hot enough if some people ended up ditching him for some TV it seems...
>>80566169See:>>80565974
>>80566221Blind nigger with an agenda to push
Who would you ship owlnon with?
I'm going to find Sigil and slit her throat.
>>80566221Lucifoids are biologically incapable of acknowledging Alastor's faggot dandy side
Chudmily
>>80566251Owlnon is ancient, like 5 years old at this point. The original writefags and artists had Owlnon with Bee's daughter before we knew what Beelzebub looked like.
pead owlnon...
>>80566285Anti-Pead Owlnon
>>80566221>super masculineHe's only taller than Luci there (as he canonically is anyways)
I only save art of deer and deer ships because I'm not some ADHD skank.
>>80566173Oh no!
>>80566251Hitler.
>>80566285>>80566289>the duality of man
>>80566295>black robes instead of red>zero shape while Lucifer is given hips>no lashes >Lucifer's hair as emperor gets feminized while Alastor's is basicIt's subtle but it's there.
millie and meat need to talk it out because thats whats the core of this beef is and until they do this argument will go on forever
>>80566133Anon just say you like RA~You don't have to be shy
Most of the Rest of the Owlnon I have is more recent. I wasn't super active during the ancient days, I only showed up very rarely to see if the show had any news.
>>80566335
>>80566295I mean, they are a lucifoid who prefers bottom Lucifer and draw really fucking suspiciously racist art like this so what are you even trying to argue against?
>>80566169Bruh tvsisters aren’t even fighting it’s someone pretending to be a tvsis that hates deerfags and everyone is eating up the bait like candy.
>*injects you with HRT*
>>80566332>that schnoz on AlastorYou make me hate you more with every fucking post. I'm going to burn down every fucking thread if you continue to post shit like this.
>>80566362Um... Gay.
>>80566332>hurrrr I'm super picky with my Alastor>saves this shit
>>80566329And they should execute sigil together
>>80566377Yeah, this is inexcusable.
>>80566362How many bimbo sissies has she made, will she do the same with alastor?
>>80566364Go ahead sweetheart>>80566377I'm sorry we have different tastesI like his beeg mouth and smoochable nose
>>80566362It’s tren
>>80566329>because thats whats the core of this beef isThe core of the beef is that meat is a fake deerfag. I only bring up millie because she's the only deerfag who isn't a whore
Mamalukes, the lot of yas!
>>80566394>I'm sorry we have different tastesYour deer folder should not be so piss poor if you're willing to save hideous art like >>80566377, meat. That's embarrassing.
>>80566393
>>80566403>fake deerfagWho gives a shit
>>80566423>extensively compressed show screenshot editWhatever ye say
>>80566451Me
>point out that "deerfags" are sluts and TVfags are loyal >everyone madIt's just fact.
>>80566463Fucking loser bruh
>>80566463Stop that.
I couldn't find any leads.
Vox is the one true deerfag lbr
>>80566421If any guy deserves a spinoff show/film, it's this wise guy.
>>80566487>>80566500Nah, I'm gonna keep shitting on him till he admits he's a Lucinigger
>>80566421Sissy nissy
I’m Meat (real) and I’m a lucinigger
>>80566504It's true. He was willing to blow him and everyone else up just for deer. Yandere ass man.
>>80566421Put the bunny outfit back on ya twink.
>>80566529
Lilith's soft girlfeet.
>>80566533>remain obsessed for 70 yearsMogs all deerfags here desu
>whites gave us classical music cancer>blacks gave us jazz and motown
>>80566554Erm he fucks Valentino
Fuck her.
>>80566537Oh hot.
>>80566573
>>80566570>the most important Jazz musician in America constantly cited inspiration from Chopin and Debussy
>>80566596Tons of white musicians stole from black people
>>80566570>classical music >cancer You take that back.
>>80566621I'm black
That S L I P P E R Y twink.
>>80566665F.
>>80566634If you listen to that shit you're a psycho
>>80566680I love that kind of music.
>>80566592Damn that's some good shit. Got the sauce? I love Vox being so hyper obsessed with what he can't have he misses what he does have. It's such a great downfall to a character who really can obtain almost everything he wants.
>>80566691I bet you're a big fan of Patrick Bateman too
>>80566570Fuck you both are good.>literally buying tickets to Swan Lake ballet currently
>>80566692https://x.com/RMM_Comix/status/1997726031718047752?s=20
>>80566596>>80566716As long as we can admit jazz and motown are kino. Some racists are so fucking brain broken that they try to argue against this.
>>80566592>>80566690THIS STUPID DEER DOESN'T REALIZE THE EFFECT HE HAS ON MEN!!! HE DESERVES RAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!
>>80566760Oh god, it's so cute
>>80566738I even like rap
>>80566797Hip hop and R&B is better, but yes
I love rock and metal.
Which Hazbins love boar?
These were my favorite albums last year
>>80566818LEWD
>>80566831*that I listened to
>>80566738>jazz and motown are kinoCouldn't agree more Frankly I wish more folks appreciated 'older' music so I hate pitting them against one another.
>Voxfags are the most loyalVoxxyfags are the real loyal ones. Most Voxfags are season 2 newfags or Plague who has dumped him for Baxter which is fine but the old Vox posters Pen, 63, Oneitis, Thinline, the Hyper bros are all Voxxyfags first even if they like Vox.
>>80566855>who has dumped him for Baxter which is fine
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA BABY DONTCHU KNOW THAT I WANT (YOU)
Disco is also kino and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise
>>80565147>>80565202I mean yeah its common knowledge Voxfags are lesbian incels that latched onto radiostatic because of their own experiences with loneliness and unrequited love
>>80566869I don’t care about husbando or waifu loyalty I’m just pointing out what I see.
>>80566879The most kino scene in manhunter is the Strong As I Am scene
>>80566888>lesbian incelThat’s called a femcel.
>>80566888I'm a lesbian radiostatic fan, but my love is requited (she's dating me) and I'm a deerfag primarily.
>>80566904This Big Hush is pretty up there for me.
>>80566505Only if he's voiced by Nick Mullen doing his Joey Pants impression
>listen to music I like>imagine Helluva and Hazbin characters I like as the band playing it
I Listen to everything.Confining oneself to a genre is the thought process of people from 30 years ago when you still had to buy an album, so you only listened to what you could afford, which for many meant sticking to what you knew you liked so as to not waste money.I'll listen to Van Halen, Michael Jackson, Dolly Parton, Gwar, the MDP, The Black Angels, Pink Floyd And Gustav Holst all in one day.Do not be mindbroken by genre's explore what there is to hear. Good Music is Good music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKgpeVl7yXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvLJZKdrDZ4
>>80566925>lesbian TVfags are forever alone femcels>lesbian deerfags have girlfriendsIf only the two could meet...
>>80566911Same shit different smell
>>80566831What is bottom left? >>80566888As a bi voxfag I feel like we are being left out here. I feel like a lot of us are bi.
>>80567008Rocket to Nebula by Killah Priest
CBorle has great fashion sense
I brought up the jazz and classical music thing because I heard "Earth, Wind, and Fire" on the radio today and remembered the times I saw /pol/ insist that black people have not given anything of value to culture and it made me seethe internally. If nothing else, their music is kino. Yes, even rap has its moments.Hate niggers all you want, just don't be talking shit about the music some of the better ones gave us. Classical music is okay.
>>80567036Is Velvette's VA abnormally tall, or are Vox and Val's VAs just manlets?
>>80567036>Mephisto and Silver Surfer ShirtKino
>>80567070Borle is a manlet
Let's never acknowledge this TVfags vs deerfags psyop ever again.
>>80567070She’s tall. Borle is 5’9” and Joel is bordering on 6 feet I think
Most Adam enjoyers just left the fandom in disgust only like a handful switched up to Abel if you can even call it that
>>80567036>>80567070>short character, tall actress
>>80566983Sure, but it does mean that the art of album construction has mostly died or is relegated to indie acts or that lesbian superstar that young girls still like and who dated (read: got him to beard for her) Matty Healy for a time. Even though the 90s, which I do remember on account of being old, wasn't the kindest to albums, there was still a sense that they needed to justify both themselves and the costs to the customer, hence why you could get underappreciated gems like picrel that you didn't even realise you'd like because you wouldn't have found it otherwise.
>>80567142Thankfully. They were worse than deerniggers, which is saying something.
>>80567144If Velvette somehow got to the human world she’d be tall for a woman.
>>80567146I think more people should listen to complete albums as they often have a story to tell from start to finish.>>80567046I Enjoy alot of Motown, soul, Southern Baptist church choir music, as well as pop and hip hop.I really do enjoy the music, and to put a swerve that the thread will hate, I enjoy music from Africa as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb04PK_oTlMThere is something very calming about music being sang by a group of people so removed from the modern day that feels like it connects to the soul.In addition, despite not being written by African people, hearing songs in African languages is interesting.Baba Yetu is a musical piece sung in Swahili that is a transliteration of the Lords Prayer, and it feels right. Hearing the voices of people from Africa praise God and recite lines from the bible in their native language via song makes me feel good. Call me a colonizer all you want, but the missionaries did good work over there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
Every hazbin charcter can be fixed with a deer
>>80567157Ah my goat is still working up marks even in death
>>80567157No, no they weren't. The dudes were pretty chill for the most part, and the women were...well, about as thirsty for their husbando as the aforementioned deerfags, but were otherwise pleasant to interact with. I mean, at the very least they weren't doing weird gorl rituals involving period blood or trying to summon him.
>>80567031Holy shit this is fire. Do you listen to Conway the Machine? I feel like you'd be into it.
>>80567036Now I want to see fanart of The Vees but their heights are actor-accurate.
>>80567202Even Alastor?
Did Andy really need to talk about how sexy his sister is?
>>80567196>more people should listen to complete albums as they often have a story to tell from start to finishOr at least give them a chance. The reason I bring up me and Pastoranon's favourite song speaks to that: if I haven't heard the other songs on "We Can't Dance" I would never have discovered Jesus He Knows Me, for example. Often what ends up being my favourite song(s) from an album aren't the songs I originally purchased the album for.
>>80566888I’m technically volcel and I have had sex I’ve just only ever had romantic feelings and been in love with one woman and have never felt anything for anyone else.
>>80567250Yes, because it shows how little stock people should put in things brought up outside the shows.
>>80567196>I think more people should listen to complete albumsI completely agree. I feel like listening to a full album is a 'lost art' these days. Some song are only fully realized within the context of a full album and it's so much fucking better to know and understand the context to them.>>80567301>volcelokay why tho?
Someone write a badass owlnon story please, I need my fix of action.
>>80567202You mean each character is given their own personal deer or own personal Alastor?
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What kind of beasts are in hell?
>>80567496Fat landbeasts whose main stalking grounds are shitty restaurants where they can demand to talk to the manager if slightly inconvenienced
>>80567348>okay why tho?That's Oneitis. She fell deeply in love with a longtime friend of hers, confessed her feelings which her oneitis reciprocated, and then her oneitis flaked out on her after saying all these heartfelt things and wanted to go back to being friends. I understand Oneitis is deeply hurt, but I wish she wasn't volcel. As someone who is volcel because I'm an alien who has no energy for a relationship, it must be painful being capable of loving someone but feeling you're not worthy of it. One should be volcel simply because they're inhuman and aware they're not really capable of love or giving themselves completely to another person, not out of self harm...
>>80567496Can we make up some?
>>80567215I'll check him out
>>80567359In the archives there is quite a bit of Owlnon writefaggotry
>>80567532plus she's got an amazing rack that other lesbians/bi women would love to play with and rest their heads on
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